@@moonchild6376 The first can doesn't count. Then you get to the second, and third, fourth, and fifth. I think I burnt th with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eating.
I opened this video in front of my dad and he immediately looked at me thinking it was something weird. Had to show him what was actually happening and he laughed so hard after that. 🤣
Seals slap their belly’s to assert dominance or claim territory and to protect their mates during mating season. This seal is either pair bonded to that plushie on its back, or it’s wanting you to know it belongs to the seal and you can’t have it lol
Well I'm upper-upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls And their fancy big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh I've got big balls And they're such big balls Fancy big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Fancy big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
@@InventorZahranThat's not helping That's a R rated joke I was making, unrelated to any meme. It's about a sound that guys sometimes make when they're locked in their room, in front of the comp
Mitchell Drummer Kinda weird seeing how alot of the comments i've seen are nothing special and yet get liked to oblivion in such a short amount of time.
Seals slap their bellies as a way to say “I’m a large and stronger creature” than others, since they hear low frequencies and in water it sounds very loud, so basically the same reason a gorilla beats on its chest. I think that this is hilarious for two facts: the seal has a tiny seal plush on its back, and we find seals very cute.
Normal speed: seal slapping themself. 2× speed: machine gun fire. Edito: alright, I get it. It's an attack helicopter. Edito 2: Edito 1 didn't help :'(
@@user-ht6ql1rn3w The word Adorable would have been in quotes if i implied something THAT literal. You haven't even learned your punctuation. You cant teach anyone anything.
I love how he doesn’t break eye contact the entire time.
Whoever keeps eye contact longest is the dominant one
"I need eye contact or I can't finish"
It's waiting for it's delicious treat
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@@JesusChrist-jh3gd
Thank you, Jesus. :)
Seal: *slaps stomach* "This bad boy can hold so much ravioli."
Lmao
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
@@moonchild6376 The first can doesn't count. Then you get to the second, and third, fourth, and fifth. I think I burnt th with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eating.
💀
NYES!
Plot Twist: He's trying to use Belly Drum to maximize his Attack stat.
Well most Pokemon and some of their attacks are loosely based on real life, so yeah, in a way.😅
*Seel’s attack rose!*
LOL!
Seel used belly drum!
Seel's attack cannot be raised any higher...
That is exactly what I see whenever an opposing pokemon is using Bellydrum
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
Human: still cute
Omg yes 😂
That’s the seal’s son now!
Lmfaoo
people: "aww so cute"
seal: "WAR"
War, war never changes
Some folks are born...
HUH!
GOOD GOD, YALL
Seems like I'm the only one "that's commented" that finds your comment hilarious 🤣...
@@wildone8397 no you’re not i also did
Seal: **slaps belly to intimidate smaller creatures**
Humans: Hehe squishy chonk
Well I mean your not wrong he is a squishy chonk
LOL
Like that cuz it's cool
Ob poto c
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XD I CANT BREATH -
I played this in the bathroom a couple times and got some weird looks when I got out
why all that was happening was you slapping your tumtum
BRO 😭😭😭😭
NO WAY😭😭
😏
Next time take me in the bathroom with you
"I AM GOD, I AM THE MIGHTY BLARE THAT BELLOWS"
*fat slapping intensifies*
Bro is a chunkster
Someone needs to put the JoJo theme over this 🤣
Bro just cracked the earth
HAHHHAA
Fun fact: This seal is smacking its belly to claim its territory and to tell others to go away. The seal (I think) is claiming his small plushie.
Lol that’s so cute
I thought that did it when they were happy
Do they do it for both? It's adorable lmao
Ooh alright
Fun fact : this is the first ‘fun fact’ comment iv’e seen that is true
And also telling the people with the camera to back off and go away
I like how he doesn’t mind getting the stuffed seal off his back
I want a toy like that 😕
Protecc
czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html
Thats a sea lion
@@guythatlikescucumbers6295 no.
I opened this video in front of my dad and he immediately looked at me thinking it was something weird. Had to show him what was actually happening and he laughed so hard after that. 🤣
ur dad is so funny
Ok
Seals slap their belly’s to assert dominance or claim territory and to protect their mates during mating season. This seal is either pair bonded to that plushie on its back, or it’s wanting you to know it belongs to the seal and you can’t have it lol
Thanks for the explanation
"How to relieve stress ?"
Google: Meditation, yoga, talking to a therapist,etc
Bing:
So tru tho lol
@@footballforever3065 im slightly confused...but thank you, i appreciate it
@@footballforever3065 Hello religious bot #0472!
I still don’t get this meme
@@footballforever3065 if god is real why does he need bots to tell us he is
Now play this at 2x speed. It sounds like a helicopter LMAO
True
I did not regret that
It also sounds like a motorcycle.
XD
Yo it does
Deaf guy: Aww so cute
Blind guy: 💀
aw hell naw💀
Blind women: 💀
NAHHHHH
LMFAOOO
Is nobody talking about the seal plushie on its back?
I will
On its back.
Their?
Mom outside room: "What u doing in there?"
Me inside room: *"Watching a seal"*
Mom walks in, sees video: Understandable, good night sweetie.
LULW
"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.' (Mathew 5:28)
@@oncesavedalwayssaved240 worst pickup line ever
@@oncesavedalwayssaved240 ok, but why here?
Seal: slaps stomach to make sharp noises to assert dominance.
Humans: haha, cute seal go slap slap
Exactly
Right.
: /
That's only in the wild and they do not do it like this. In this video it's most likely been trained to do this to beg for food.
@@dunslax3 I like your use of the word "beg" really funny
Thats weird i hear that same noise coming from my parents room at night.
💀💀
Cuz they wath it to fall asleep dude, don't worry about it
@@shadow_dive it's just normal nothing sus at all bro. 💀💀
Human: awww so cute!
Seal: *Prepare ammunition, bring the battalions, in this war we come to win!*
“Who is a good boy?”
*Intensively and proudly taps self
XD
The slapping means one of two things: "Fuck off." or "I'm horny."
Gg
HAHHGHHHHHFKFAS
"What is he doing?"
"He's beginning to believe"
underrated 💀
Lol
Beginning*
@@viktorstojanovic9007 thank you good sir
WHAT DA DOG DOIN?
Ah yes, I remember when I was a young hormonal teenager.
I hear this noise from my neighbours' house every night. I guess they also have a cute seal ☺️
HE'S GOT A TINY STUFFED SEAL ON HIS BACK
It's a toy
@@lycan2494 okay I see where you went wrong: you thought I meant taxidermy
I meant stuffed as in stuffed animal
@@dragonluvver975 don't mind him bro he just have less braincells than the rest of us 😔✌️
That's the best part of this video.
@@dragonluvver975 i never said you meant it was taxidermy. i literally meant toy.
this is objectively good content
You should comment on every seal video
@@andhid2551 I seal what you did there
Did I ask no I didn't so shut the fuck up
Ahh... the seal of approval...
@@spenseranalysis2826 This isn't a q&a it's a comment section, a section for ratings, so I think you're the one that's supposed to shut up.
I cannot possible describe the immeasurable joy I experience watching this tubby boi.
He saying put the fishes here
Deaf People: 🙂
Blind People: 💀
Human: "Awww! He's so adorable!"
Seal: "FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
FEAR MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME…
2270 LIKES AND ONLY ONE SINGLE COMMENT? Let me fix this
If you dareeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What the sea dog doing
₮ɽʉɇ
Everybody else :
*wondering why seal is smacking itself*
Me :
*wonders why there is a stuffed toy on it’s back*
Same.
Well the stuffed toy is probably the reason it’s smacking itself, to scare off the people that could be a threat.
Yeah
@@J0hnB09 the seal was establishing dominance
I thought that was a child seal wh-
I heard this in my parents bedroom once
Sounds like a police helicopter circling your house on a Saturday night.
Category: Education
Fucking disgusting abomination,the jake pauler this video proves that fapping is not limited to using just a dick lol
Fucking disgusting abomination,the jake pauler so I made this video about a burrito and would like hear ur opinion. Thanks 😃
Chinoku
Its teaching us the mating call of the seals LOL
I’ve been very informed
🤣🤣🤣
"How to cook a chicken"
Google: "Use an oven"
Bing:
I got that reference!
Ive seen the bing one and i get it now
slap that shit, son
I dont see the proplem im just enjoing my seal tendies.
@@onniak5369 you slap the meat till its cooked is what bing said ounce
When no-nut november finally ends.
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING
lubberj 😂😂😂
lubberj Ahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂
lubberj I was thinking 1-800-752-7327 (1-800-SLAP-FAP)
lubberj no......FAPPING
I called nobody answered
*Human:* "Where should I put these fishes?"
*The Seal:* "Right here, yes"
@@nebula8480 :)
Lol facts
@@plaguedblader1990 back it up back it up
Aawwww
Get in mah belleh!!
Navy seals aint no joke.
I am glad to know that I wasnt the only one thinking this was adorable and hilarious because of the dirty thoughts it brought 😂😂😂
The seal on his back has got him in a wrestling hold and he's tapping out.
Lol 😂
Where the hell is that lousy penguin referee who should end this match!
@@Losrandir Mario Yamasaki was reffing the match
@@1-2519 mario "death before dishonour" yamasaki
Finally an original joke lol
"Get to da chopper!"
Da chopper:
Luka!💚💙
The Chonker
This is a vastly underrated comment
Play it on 2x speed
Lol
Me: please babe just one pic I really need it tonight
Her: UGH fine here you go
Me:
*"Seal Used Belly Drum!"*
*"It Had no effect on human!"*
Kind of scary to think that an animal's way of intimidating and warding off opposers is seen as cute to the species at the top of the food chain.
@Naoto yeah im sure your opinion matters to you despite reading all the other comments
I mean a lion roaring is still scary , the seal just picked a very odd way to intimidate us
@@popepisspot1675 Well, yeah lmao. I'm sure to other seals it's terrifying. And/or a turn on, idk.
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Fancy big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
@@rveruqvdohv3799 Aight
Everyone: awww its so cute
Seal: *summoning the devil in morse code*
That morse code translates to: EEEEEEEEEEEE
or "EESESESSSESESESSSESSEES"
.. / -.-. --- -- .- -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / - --- / .-. .. ... . --..-- / -- .. --. .... - -.-- / ..-. .-.. ..- ..-. ..-. -.-- / … .- - .- -. .-.-.- / - .... . / - .. -- . / .- ... / -.-. --- -- . .-.-.-
@@madamada3837 I comand you to rise, mighty fluffy satan. The time as come.
@@Verzanov I wasn't expecting for someone to translate it, even less this fast...
“Aww he’s so cute!”
“Touch the plush and die human.”
I recently found out that when gorillas beat their chest it actually sounds really similar to this.
"IT'S NOTHING MOM, I'M WATCHING VIDEOS ABOUT SEALS!"
@@InventorZahran how old are you?
@@InventorZahranThat's not helping
That's a R rated joke I was making, unrelated to any meme.
It's about a sound that guys sometimes make when they're locked in their room, in front of the comp
@@TheOneAndOnlySame don't worry I understand the joke
@@thehellwalker9564 Oh well so if YOU got the joke then everything is fine!
@@TheOneAndOnlySame :D
*WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT HE HAS A STUFFED SEAL ON HIS BACK*
It's his child
Thank you🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@@strm7960 its eyes are fake. It was a toy.
@@konslc9991 I'm well aware,I was making a joke.
Mocha L. r/wooosh
He’s like Jeffy if he was a seal
Imagine with no context u hear this sound at your parents bedroom.
*Me when my parents aren't home*
I also open this video in 20 tabs at the same time at maximum volume
Justin Young dude you are everywhere. You've been in the top comments of the last 5 videos I watched
Mitchell Drummer Kinda weird seeing how alot of the comments i've seen are nothing special and yet get liked to oblivion in such a short amount of time.
Justin Young Me when my parents are home
I've seen you somewhere before... 🤔
Seals have it all figured out
Howdy m8
Nature's take on the Mg-42
This is where the fun begins.
Ever since you guest starred on Tundra, I've been seeing you everywhere.
@@RangerOfTheOrder verified people just comment for subscribers and attention
What everyone thinks I watch : Videogames Popular YTbers
What i actually watch : Big chonky seals
I'm gonna call this seal, Jeffy.
JEFFY, STOP IT!!!
He clap
He slap
But most importantly
He flap flap flap.
Madison Green No u dipsh*t.
Madison Green is that why your pfp is a demonetized logo?
@@madisongreen7975 no shit Sherlock
*FlAp fLaP fLaP FlaP*
🤣🤣🤣
Seal: I CHALLENGE YOU HUMAN!
Human: Awwwww so cute
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear are
@@AxxLAfriku whoa lay off the drugs bro
@@AxxLAfriku yes you are the most famous man on YouTub but not in CZcams
@@AxxLAfriku wow I didn’t know you were famous! *but wait youtub doesn’t exist*
@@AxxLAfriku what the hell is YouTub? i should check that out one day
Nobody:
Tom Nook after you name your Island something inappropriate:
Me when I get a fresh weave 😂😂
😂
Seal: I'm claiming dominance.
Human: Oh, you're so cute. Gooshi gooshi.
Lol gooshi gooshi
Humans just be like that. Our favorite animals, dogs and cats, are both murder machine predators as well.
@@TheDrexxus because you can kill one with your bare hands
I wonder what they think of me beating my meat fucking people dont surprise me anymore
gooshi gooshi aye
Ahhh so it turns out my neighbour and my wife are just chilling with a seal every night at their place… it all makes sense now
Yeah same I always wonder why my mom is with strange man in their bed now I finally got my answer!
Yo that pfp and that comment bruh 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yup
Your pfp fits just great with this comment
Get yourself a seal bro
normal ppl:😐
Deaf ppl:😯
Blind ppl:💀
Nobody:
Boys on december 1st:
I'm getting severe flashbacks....the helicopters, the blood, the death, my war buddies, no
+X_AAero_X
*THEY WERE IN THE TREES*
Those poor Navy Seals never stood a chance.
Do you have PTSD?
abola2121 Is it me or is that a pun?
X_AAero_X - yeeo
Seals slap their bellies as a way to say “I’m a large and stronger creature” than others, since they hear low frequencies and in water it sounds very loud, so basically the same reason a gorilla beats on its chest. I think that this is hilarious for two facts: the seal has a tiny seal plush on its back, and we find seals very cute.
k x . . . You must have scared them.
Loud low frequency sounds underwater from smacking your stomach. One powerful flipper.
Ooooh I didn't know that. Thanks ^^
The Buttergemüse no problem!
He's just beating his meat it's a stage
I am in genuine tears of happiness right now bro, seals are so god damn adorable it's insane man
It means"come and fight me, homo sapien".
*MOM DON’T COME IN*
whos the guy in your pfp 😳
@@alexisvrse That’s me, glorious I know...
@@Forenzikproductions lolll, very much so 😩
My brother came in and was like “uhh what are you watching?”
O h
I love how the seal has a seal plush on their back 🥺 🦭
"Her" back. You can see it's a Mommy
She clearly wants the plushy off of her back.
@@NicoleCzarneckishe clearly wants to claim the plush as her territory
@@puzhang465, I don’t think that she does.
@@NicoleCzarneckishe could just flip over? its not like she cant move? What harm could a plush do anyways?
Literally my dad's bike at 6am in 1995
I won’t lie, I’m at work and I’m scared to keep watching this lest my coworkers think something else is on my phone
It’s even more funny knowing that the seal is doing this to assert dominance lol
No that's not what it is but alright
@@travisscott3050 ok please explain then
@@vantao9408 he pussied out
@@travisscott3050 bruh
*Insert halo music* defending his/her home and aserting his/her dominance
Normal speed: seal slapping themself.
2× speed: machine gun fire.
Edito: alright, I get it. It's an attack helicopter.
Edito 2: Edito 1 didn't help :'(
To me it sounds like a helicopter
_The seal is a living machine gun_
I would like but it's at 69 lol
@@EurekaAK75 some machine guns sound like that
🤣
Seal:”How y’all not scared of me?”
People: " He is so adorable! "
The seal: " You picked the wrong house fools! " 😅
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly: he smacc
Amazing
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly this meme format is dead, and you are a disgrace for being a redditor on CZcamscc
@@idontgetjokes8101 so is the
everyone: (insert comment)
me: (insert meme format)
I was just having fun dude
He protecc he attacc but most importantly he snack
Learn the furry potato ways (guinea pig)
@@asteriskrex4507 still cringe
Twitch girl: Stands up to get something from her room.
Simps:
nice one
Her chair smells like farts
@@pl3459 **faps even faster**
@@pl3459 😂😭
IM DEAD BECAUSE THIS IS ME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Now that seal is committed😂
U know this boy is boss 👍
What makes this even cuter is that they smack themselves when they are happy and excited
I mean humans do too
@@okjustdont6713 You should take advice from your username
He’s happy that he got a tiny little seal friend on his back
@@violetpuddins OMG
Oh sure but when I do it I have "mental issues" 🙄😒
Just realized it has a stuffed seal on its back. I’m screaming.
I thought it was real LMAO
I know right so cute
@@willku9000 no hes saying its masturbating
@@Clydle wth
@@Clydle you're thinking with ur ass. That's it's abdomen not its dick.
this is why theyre my fav animal.
I read one's comment here and started to wonder what other people thinking for hearing this plop-plop sound . . I can't help to lowered the volume 🙃
To-Do List:
- Visit Japan
- Learn a Martial Art.
- Pet a Seal.
I'm pretty sure you might be able to do all 3 in the one go. The seal might be a bit uhh... cooked though.
Learn martial arts from a seal.
@@parkeralan19, genius
We can help you with the first two if it’s any consolation
What if the seal is a Martial Artist?
Are we just gonna ignore the stuffed animal on his bacc tho?😂
My stupid ass thought it was a baby Seal, lmao.
@@NeptuneNoire I was bamboozled at first, then I used slo mo and saw it never moved 😂
Kracc bacc
@@snapbacktoreality48 obamanium
@@NeptuneNoire it's a Navy seal
mfs as soon as they finish eating something filling:
I remember my uncle and dad always slap their belly whenever they are ready to eat later
Me: *Sees seal slapping itself*
Also me: Tries to slap myself faster than the seal
Me too!
Do you get 2 seconds in, smirk, and start doing it too?
I actually managed to slap myself at the same time of the seal
@@goddesskate5958 same
Same!
How can anyone dislike this like it's literally a seal rapidly smacking itself ._.
Mistaken parents
Because its a defense mechanism that the seal does when it feels threatened
@@someguyfromfinland4239 🗿
@@someguyfromfinland4239
Fair enough
@@someguyfromfinland4239 for real? 😟
Jeffy: I’m a penguin 🦭
Oh my god, that's my brother after a hearty meal😂😂😂😂
He’s maintaining eye contact the whole time, what a chad
Goddamnit 😂
*its
Man I imagined someone fapping in front of someone and intensely staring at them lmaoo
He's got a whole Louis C K thing going on !
@@acyllia5311 pfp sauce? Seems familiar..
Me: "hey grandpa look! That seal is slapping itself"
Grandpa: *Vietnam flashbacks begin*
Yaaa.
They were just in the tree's man we didn't see them
Underrated comment
@@mr.gh0st678 they were not in the trees, they are the trees
lollll
That seal likes his tummy😂
“aM bIg BoI- sTeP aWaY hOoMan”
I tried this on my stomach to attract a girl. It didn't work. And now I can't go to Wendys anymore.
You forgot the little seal plushie
You fucked up...She made the best chicken sandwiches.
It’s doing it to tell other seals to piss off this is my territory, so it did work for you 🤣
You need to try it at Walmart first bruv
Sir this is a --
Seal: Oh no! A threat!
Also Seal: **literally becomes adorable**
@Tomen Atter How could he figuratively become adorable? Dunce. Go sit in the corner. Learn your punctuation.
Animal breeder shut up
@@upbeat3750 if youre not a virgin, you bred an animal.
@@PitsTasteGood you learn your grammar dunce, literally implies that he became the word "adorable" which is not the case
@@user-ht6ql1rn3w The word Adorable would have been in quotes if i implied something THAT literal. You haven't even learned your punctuation. You cant teach anyone anything.
“Hey Daddy, what doing? Uh uh uh uh uh!”
Finally I have an excuse for the weird sounds I made in the toilet
Seal: *trying to intimidate the human*
Human: "omg, he wants belly rubs"
Top of the food chain babyyyy
@@io4340 fuck yeah, I’m gonna go kick a grizzly bears butt
@@waytogo8014 with the right gun you definitely can
@@heretopissyouoff8439 he don't have the intelligence to use it
@@lucase.sanchezsilvero9958 Someone's offended