This Christian game is weird AF (Uriel's Chasm)
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
- EDIT: I made German subtitles for this video! Feel free to rate 'em in the comments!
Hoooo boy. I have wanted to review this one for almost an entire year, and I'm surprised that more people haven't already. Competitiveness of the indie gaming market aside, there is either extremely little market for games like these or a heck of a lot, depending on whether you take it seriously or not.
Fun fact, this video really did not want to get made. Dev suffered so many setbacks when making this that it almost became an injoke xP But we got it out eventually ^^
Thank you to Devstar2000 for his amazing editing, and to kucharkos for some of the extra footage.
Equal parts thanks and no thanks to Rail Slave for endorsing this review and making this game.
No thanks at all to IndieGala for introducing me to this game.
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Boring legal gumf:
Music used:
"Title Theme" from Action 52, Sega Genesis/Mega Drive version, composed by Nu Romantic Productions. © FarSight Technologies, Active Enterprises.
"Hi Hi Hi" from Earthbound, composed by Hirokazu Tanaka, Keiichi Suzuki, Hiroshi Kanazu. © Nintendo, Ape, HAL Laboratory.
"Stage Theme" from Star Soldier (NES). Composed by Takeaki Kunimoto, © Hudson Soft.
"Pizza Mission" from Spider-Man 2 (PS2). Version composed by Michael McCuistion, Lolita Ritmanis. © Treyarch, Activision.
All other game tracks, "More than Sunday" and the game Uriel's Chasm were created by and are © Rail Slave.
Monty Python & The Holy Grail is © Monty Python.
Angry Video Game Nerd is © James Rolfe.
The footage and images in this video are being used either for the purposes of criticism or review or for the purposes of parody, which fall under exceptions to copyright under UK law. - Hry
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@@DeuteriumtheSentientMattressI know that this was long time ago but
This game have nothing to do with christianity (not including those weird atheist potrayal) and i guess that people who made this never actually read a bible
These videos are even funnier than most videos vith millions of views... I don't understand...
5:30 Deuterium the Sentient Propellers in SPACE.
TheDevstar2000 I'm better than the Garden too, 'cause I'm not mutant and weird xP
TheDevstar2000 -
10/10 surprised you dont have more subs (im already a subscriber.)
I didn’t even know I was subscribed to your channel, but I am grateful because you found something weirder than my life.
Wow End of Evangelion looks different these days.
Really why dont you have a lot of subs, you are amazing!
Guess people just love me for my memes. You guys are my real fans ^^
agreed
The entire thing is a set up meant to disarm you for that last boss
Certainly disarmed me xP
Space Giraffe sees all.
Giraffi gofod! Da iawn! Dw'n hoffi giraffi.
Aenthropi Even ones like the one on this game?
I am obligated to say 'yes'!
How long before pureflix makes a movie based on this? XD
LOL
Nice review, could be more popular if more comedy is added from you
Still quite good review
Now look at how many subs you have now
Is that Peachy?
holy shit
I erased my comment to sum it up in one sentence.
I'm a christian, and I find this game mind numbingly senseless.
As a atheist I'm disoriented as fuck in this mess... Like, I don't know what half of these things mean!
So you're talking about DOS shovelware while you're displaying a clip from Commander Keen? I'm personally offended by this! ... just kidding. Seriously though, I'm going to be a pedant here and point out that the early Keen games were milestones as far as DOS platformers are concerned. John Carmack (of Doom and Quake fame) managed to produce smoother scrolling on DOS than what other games had. It might look shabby compared to SNES or Amiga games, but it's far from being shovelware.
Btw. about the Giraffe in the context to christianity, what comes to my mind is an argument made by Richard Dawkins or so about the laryngeal nerve in a giraffe's neck, which he says proves evolution because it's not something that would be made by design (or creationism for that matter) and instead is a product of evolution leading to giraffes necks becoming longer and longer over the generations. So yeah if you want to apply symbolism you might say the final boss is atheism represented as a giraffe. Just in case you ever wanted to make a serious video analyzing the deep profundity of this game. :P
Tbh the reason I used that was because I didn't actually have any early 90s DOS shovelware to record xP The illustration here is more supposed to be that the game looks too good to reasonably pass as 90s shovelware; the best games at that time didn't look as good as this one.
As for the giraffe thing, Rail Slave's DMs were open last I checked so we could ask him ourselves...
@@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress Haha yeah I figured.
I played a lot of DOS games back in the day and yes, if Uriel's Chasm had been released back then, it would have looked comparably good. But there's for example Raptor Call of the Shadows which looks sort of similar and was released in 94.
Oh and if you really ask the dev about the giraffe and he responds, please tell me what he said. :D
jesus christ
Indeed
Uuh, this is freaky... I don’t likey this non-lovely game