@@PixilateDev ackshually, it was *Subspace* Emissary, not Subspacial Emissary 🤓 (God, someone kill me for this comment. Anyway, yeah, that was the name of brawl's adventure mode.)
@@chuichiro0062: what? Some ppl just have the talent to play instruments without being taught and I just happen to be one of them. My brother taught himself to play the guitar...
Part II. A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leav if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, *[A S C E N S I O N]*
I can tell you that "Can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper" patch ruined a lot of saves. It's hard enough just making friends with the randomly disappearing prick...
@@NoNameAtAll2 a Sim from the Sims 2. She lives in Strangetown and has a large graveyard that is implied to be her murder victims. She also has a memory of WooHooing with the Grim Reaper and then later had a child.
Sims will automatically leave before a meteor collision… _u n l e s s i t ‘ s a s c h o o l , i n w h i c h t h e y a r e n o t a l l o w e d t o l e a v e a n d _*_W I L L A L W A Y S D I E ._*
@@sub-zero5433 yes, we know. People will inevitably make some of the same comments as time goes on. Are you gonna read through the comments being angry at repeats or do you wanna stop making love to the garden hose?
“A meteor can hit buildings, Sims will automatically leave. Except if it’s a school Because children are not allowed to leave.” When did EA get so realistic.
They Really Put too much emphasise on Education. And not enough on Creativity, and Free Thinking. Cause I think that if an Asteroid is About to Fall onto the School I would Run that Girl from that "Why are you Running" Scene
Imagine: The year is 2521, and humanity is exploring earth as it has been a fun place to visit for the last 100 years. You walk in to an ancient pub, and want to experience the feeling, so you go to behind the desk and grab the disc called “music”. You put it in, increase the volume and listen as a auto tuned man talks about vomiting in acceptable ranges, and that you cannot make kids with the grim reaper. And you just sit there like 👁👄👁
@@natelhyve don't give me this "cool, and" shit. you know this is annoying to seing someone copying overs, even when it was done 1 million times, just to have some internet likes
@@natelhyve its like, when you tell a joke, noone laughts and someone else tells the same joke and everyone laughs kind of thing, but it's even worse couse this joke gets repeated infinitely, and everone laughs all the time. like just shut up its no longer funny
@@ade5324 this is bound to happen on the internet. I am almost sure you did something like that at one point on your life. Things happen and this thing is a non-harmful thing. No one have to be original, but is cool to be.
It's like a futuristic super-AI looking back at past technological advances and marvelling over the incompetency of manual human coding at the time. It feels nothing, yet can't help but laugh.
Kid: Miss, may i please go to the ba- *BREAKING NEWS... 129 CHILDREN AND ADULTS KILLED AFTER HUGE ASS METEOR DESTROYS SCHOOL. deceased teacher charged with murder*
This is what happens when you develop a game so big that has that many elements and interactions between them... You eventually have to patch complete stupid bullshit.
"Sims will always leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which case *children are not alowed to leave* and will *always die"* _Oh my god what the frick_
@@thatoneguy9582 my apologies, that was completely uncalled for. Sorry for being a *thorn* in your side, but don't get *salted* . I'm sorry for *bugging* you, and I dont want to have to *drill* that message into your head, or else I might... *explode.*
i love how they made it an INTENTIONAL FEATURE that kids arent able to leave a school even if a meteor is aproaching EDIT: correct spelling (in honour of Lukas Gawor)
This sounds like a robot overlord going over new, strange, niche laws used to keep every possible human in check, but as they're reading them out loud they're realizing the absurdity of them.
A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, _unless it is a school,_ ᶦⁿ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᶦᵉ
Transcript: Alright, let's check the patch notes for _The Sims 3_ - Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots. - Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a *different floor.* - The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to *_band affiliation._* - Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vᵒᵐᶦᵗ... vomit at acceptable levels. _laughter_ - It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' wᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ _more laughter_ - *_"BECOME ENEMIES WITH CHILD"_* wish no longer appears. - Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out. - Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl. - Baby Sims will no longer become sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴀ sɪᴍ's ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ. - Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies. - A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ *_ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅɪᴇ._*
![Reading Sims Patch Notes #2 [WITH FACECAM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2_mcimDaOls/mqdefault.jpg)
I Didnt really expect this to get *THIS* Popular!
Thanks for watching guys!
ThatOne Gamer your welcome
This is funnier than the original!
If you know who Mini Ladd is, you got in his meme stream a while ago lmao
@@RealCahara There is no song, I made the custom melody in FL Studio :)
How
"it is no longer possible to 'try for baby' *ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴳᴿᴵᴹ ᴿᴱᴬᴾᴱᴿ ᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ* "
ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ
I’m dying💀💀🤣💀💀
0:30
*a s c e n d s*
Gᵣᵢₘ ᵣₑₐₚₑᵣ
it is no longer possible to t҉r҉y҉ f҉o҉r҉ b҉a҉b҉y҉ w҉i҉t҉h҉ t҉h҉e҉ g҉r҉i҉m҉ r҉e҉a҉p҉e҉r҉
how do you do this
Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend *g R a D u A t ions*
Fixed tuning issue so that sims n *_-O w-_*
Now *aaaAAA* vomit at acceptable levels
S҉I҉M҉S҉ W҉I҉L҉L҉ N҉O҉ L҉O҉N҉G҉E҉R҉ R҉E҉C҉I҉E҉V҉E҉ A҉ W҉I҉S҉H҉ T҉O҉ S҉K҉I҉N҉N҉Y҉ D҉I҉P҉ W҉I҉T҉H҉ M҉U҉M҉M҉I҉E҉S҉
*meteor approaches school*
teacher: "don't pack up yet, there's still one minute left of class!"
more like
*Ome minute left of your life*
One minute left until class is *o b l i t e r a t e d*
The cataclysmic space rock hurdling towards the school does not dismiss you
I do
Tbh that is kinda realistic
"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."
the saddest story in six words:
Pregnant sims
can no
longer brawl
its at 0:49 for anyone looking
*My wife will play Subspace Emissary even if that's the last thing I will be able to give her‼️*
Man, the babies can't have a mecha battle anymore.
@@PixilateDev ackshually, it was *Subspace* Emissary, not Subspacial Emissary 🤓
(God, someone kill me for this comment. Anyway, yeah, that was the name of brawl's adventure mode.)
@@SuperYuna26 thx
0:55 sounds like the music that plays when you realize your baby is stuck in your hand while you're driving a car.
Ÿ̴̮̰̗̟́̏̌͌̀͗̑̌͠ ̴̨̯̹̳̼̖̤͉͇͒̉͑̈́̄̉͌͂̈̈́́̂͌̓̓̕Ḙ̸̯̬̜̜̦̞̀̕͝ ̴̞͕̜̥͚̝̙͕͚͚̉͌̏͆̽͋̑͗͆̎̿́͜͜Ś̴̛͍̂̓͑̈́̌̆̀̋̆̊̾̍̊̇
its true evey time that happens i start singing dominant 7 chords
I knew my radio wasn't broken. It happens too much to be a coincidence.
I want this on repeat lol
*WHILE DRIVING A CÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆRR*
500th like and second reply
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@John Marston •10 years ago Æ
@@adumba3709 how-
₩ⱨ₳₮
He sounds like he's choking on harmonica.
Nohl__
I can talk in a harmonica.
@@xdgamer2765: cool, but have you ever played it so well ppl liked it but you were never taught how to play it or teach yourself hope to play it?
@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 ....
@@chuichiro0062: what? Some ppl just have the talent to play instruments without being taught and I just happen to be one of them. My brother taught himself to play the guitar...
@@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840 ok? I- it really doesn't matter- but hey that's nice i guess? Lol
*Baby Sims will no longer become ˢᵀᵘᶜᵏ ᴼⁿ ᵃ ˢᴵᴹˢ ᴴᴬᴺᴰ ᵂʰᶦˡᵉ ᴰʳᴵᵛᴵⁿᵍ ᴬ 𝓬𝓐𝓡*
The chord progression too 😂
How you get these fonts
Why can i hear that
@@captainmega6310 good question
thats my favorite lol
"It is no longer possible to try for baby with the-"
*[A S C E N S I O N]*
Part II.
A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leav if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school,
*[A S C E N S I O N]*
*[That part of guns plays]*
@@gemmagreen3292 *ahem* A e e o ei o-o-a o a ee a o ai o eh o ei e a o i eh e o i a eh oo ei a ei e oo 2x
G R I M. R E A P E R
Part III
''baby sims will no longer become-''
*[A S C E N S I O N]*
(0:53)
I can tell you that "Can no longer 'try for baby' with the grim reaper" patch ruined a lot of saves. It's hard enough just making friends with the randomly disappearing prick...
666th Like :3
being married to Death isn't that bad
@@shortkyuu7390 especially considering it's in lore that he was basically Olive Spectre's husband in the Sims 2
@@Myne1001 who's olive spectre?
@@NoNameAtAll2 a Sim from the Sims 2. She lives in Strangetown and has a large graveyard that is implied to be her murder victims. She also has a memory of WooHooing with the Grim Reaper and then later had a child.
“The bell does not dismiss you, I do.”
And everyone died
THAT DIDN’T HELP AT ALL
The patch note seems to imply that it's only the child sims that can't leave, that the staff just bolts like any other building.
@@mythikbeast6404 "The bell does not dismiss you, I do."
"I'll be right back."
locks door
I’m sure your parents will disMISS you
8BitEric
*not if they were a mistake*
“Unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die” yep sounds pretty accurate
“The meteor does not dismiss you. I do”
“Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at a c c e p t a b l e l e v e l s”
what constitutes as acceptable
@@CHKNSkratch bleaching your tongue after accidentally saying "thanks, you too" in response of "weather is nice today" and "enjoy your meal"
@@CHKNSkratch well. Food poisoning shouldn't just make you vurp, but it also shouldn't propel you backwards from vomit force.
@@Alex_Fishman God, how many time have I answered "Thanks, you too" to a waitress or a waiter... Arg, the memories !
Sims will automatically leave before a meteor collision… _u n l e s s i t ‘ s a s c h o o l , i n w h i c h t h e y a r e n o t a l l o w e d t o l e a v e a n d _*_W I L L A L W A Y S D I E ._*
'It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉ
'ascends into heaven noises'
Mod it back in, I want my death note baby!
How many times do people say that?
copied comment
@@sub-zero5433 yes, we know. People will inevitably make some of the same comments as time goes on. Are you gonna read through the comments being angry at repeats or do you wanna stop making love to the garden hose?
▄︻デg̷r̷i̷m̷ ̷r̷e̷e̷p̷e̷r̷══━一
"Fixed a tuning issue so that sims now *vomit at acceptable levels*"
W h a t w a s I t b e f o r e ?
Non-acceptable levels
TACTICAL VOMIT!! INCOMING!!! ⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️
Vomiting at not acceptable levels
@@Fl1pdOver *ipecac noises*
Unacceptable levels.
0:53 “Baby Sims will no longer become st-ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹ’ˢ ʰᵃⁿᵈ while driving a 匚卂尺”
1:14 "the meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do"
Bro this is underated...
that sounds like our school aight
Stolen
@@thedoomslayer1274 no u
@@thedoomslayer1274 willing to bet there's been a reply
that has said stop stealing comment, sooooooooooo
*no u*
🎶 _STUCK ON A SIM'S HAND WHILE DRIVING A CAR_ 🎶
*a s c e n d e d*
i felt that
@Unity sounds like his new hit
*_รรรรรҬมΣК ๏ก ค รĪ๓ร Ђคก๔ ฬЂĪใЄ ๔ГĪⅤĪกง ค ΣคГ_*
WHIL'ST
The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to
*в α η ∂ α ƒ ƒ ι ℓ ι α т ι σ η*
Why is there no replies yet
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sim now *v҉ a҉ h҉ a҉ h҉ a҉ a҉* vomit at acceptable levels *A҉ G҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉ H҉ A҉*
Ah, some members of Wyld Stallions are no longer immortal?
@@kalycocat *are
ᴋɪɪʙᴏ
1:17 has to be the greatest cord progression i've heard in a while
The chord progression at the start makes me a s c e n d
@@The-Official-Mantis pretty sure the guy ascended too
***"THE METEOR DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO!"***
Is this cannibalism?
@@dekuscrublord3737 not sure if we have the same definition of cannibalism, but sure, let's go with that
@@dekucake4395 The hell is a deku Cake, my guy
@@dekuscrublord3737 an online name, not an actual cake, my dude. Trust me, I do not advocate cannibalism, especially of the Deku persuasion
@@dekucake4395 I dig, chief.
Teacher: The meteor doesn't dismiss you, *I* dismiss you.
I can image a teacher saying that but in auto tune.
This exact comment was made on every upload of the Sims 3 patch notes video. And you knew this. How creative of you.
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
I'm pretty sure someone already said this.
Niggas always quick to call people out on originality but never make it themselves too funny
THE LAUGHS IM ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE
Same
You mean stronke
P.A.M.A 2.0 it’s a joke
i know right
Ikr. I fucking cried so hard xD
1:06 legit sounds like a robot giving a country-wide announcement then losing it near the end.
That robot has quite the humor and I can relate
*losing
_Loosing_ = unleashing, as in a projectile
@@mousermind Thank you, good sir
@@mousermind
Its laugh is a deadly projectile XD
The way he says "With the Grim Reaper" kills me everytime
Puya.(Sims will no longer receive a wish to SKINNY DIP WITH MUMMIES!)
@WitheredChica YEP!! Lol 😆
0:30
Me too, this vid and original too
ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴳᴿᴵᴹ ᴿᴱᴬᴾᴱᴿ
0:52 "baby sims will no longer be _stUCK ON A _*_SIMS HAAAAND_*
*_-WHILE DRIVING A CAAAAR-_*
ZA HANDO
@@LadyLeviathan 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
WHILE DRIVING A CAaAaAaAaR
@@joemorales5513 Pregnant Si-Hims can no longer brawl! 🤣
“It is no longer possible to try for baby ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ
0:28
Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕₑ G ᵣ ᵢ ₘ ᵣ ₑ ₐ ₚ ₑ ᵣ
Stolen
@@goldenhydreigon4727 it’s not stolen lol
@@firenerf2197 kid napped?
@@goldenhydreigon4727 Not stolen just unoriginal
“A meteor can hit buildings, Sims will automatically leave. Except if it’s a school
Because children are not allowed to leave.”
When did EA get so realistic.
Good attention to detail honestly
Alright kids time for today's meteor impact drill.
Get on the floor
Lay down
And beg for your life
Lol true though
The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do
Gah damn someday that will happen
“Become enemies with child” will no longer appear”
But what if they deserve it
tiny little demon children
Objection your honor, it was an orphan.
Your honor, you know we had to do it to em
@@emilythegreat18 "Chara"
@@S-CB-SL-Animations yes, -but actually no- you are completely right
1:20 is the closest we’ll ever get to achieving what true *a s c e n s i o n* feels like
*Æ L Ŵ Æ Ŷ S D Î Î Ë*
@@randomizedcontent1177 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Ok, but consider: 0:53
Ascension!?
I think I’ve got the wrong ascension in mind
@@Kanako_ketsunake
After dropping into the Rain World community for the past four months ago, I can see what you mean XD
_unless it is a school, iN wHiCH CHIldrEN ArE Not aLLowEd to lEaVe aND W i L L A l w a Y S D i E_ *_VIOLENT WHEEZING WHILE ASCENEING TO THE HEAVENS_*
Just like the children.
Reeeeee
@@D8W2P4 r/cursedcomments
1:18
Sims: "kleptomaniac stole subway station"
Damn we can't have anything in virtual Detroit
*"uNLess it is a school , iN WhICh chILDrEn aRE NOt aLLOweD tO LEaVE ANd wILL a L WA Ys D I e"*
*Ascends while wheezing*
They Really Put too much emphasise on Education. And not enough on Creativity, and Free Thinking. Cause I think that if an Asteroid is About to Fall onto the School I would Run that Girl from that "Why are you Running" Scene
@@fenrisvermundr2516 what are you even talking about
"The Asteroid doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you"
Literally public school
POV: The devil is telling you the rules of hell
Sounds like Satan
This deserves all the likes.
It's his first day on the job
lol
Ah yes my favorite rule in hell
"Pregnant people can't brawl"
Love the moment at 1:19 when he literally transcends...man thats the voice of an angel right there hahahaha 😂😂😂
It also sounds like the start of a sonic game
made in heaven
YESSS
Thats the best part xD
Key change
wait wouldn’t 2 pregnant women fighting just be a mech battle
😂
I want this audio burned into a record and left at a thrift store
What about 5 records?
Imagine: The year is 2521, and humanity is exploring earth as it has been a fun place to visit for the last 100 years. You walk in to an ancient pub, and want to experience the feeling, so you go to behind the desk and grab the disc called “music”. You put it in, increase the volume and listen as a auto tuned man talks about vomiting in acceptable ranges, and that you cannot make kids with the grim reaper.
And you just sit there like 👁👄👁
Engrave it into a Golden Record and send it into space on a nuclear-powered toy model rocket.
I will happily make that wish come true.
*B E C O M E E N E M I E S W I T H A CHILD*
When he laughs he literally starts playing chords
your fucking username is making me not properly able to fucking scroll
NOOO! YOU IMPALED MY RECOMMENDATION NOOOOO
You killed me recommendations
I dont understand that username with lines and ellipses.
I like the first part though
*YOU MADE ME THINK MY SCREEN BROKE JOTARO DAMMIT
0:55 something about those notes are more appealing to me than any song I've ever heard
Me too!
described my thoughts exactly
7th chord I believe
THERE ARENT EVEN CARS IN THIS GAMEEEE
Actually there are cars in The Sims 3 not the Sims 4
This makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist.
ive seen this comment like 500 times. very original
@@ade5324 cool, and?
@@natelhyve don't give me this "cool, and" shit. you know this is annoying to seing someone copying overs, even when it was done 1 million times, just to have some internet likes
@@natelhyve its like, when you tell a joke, noone laughts and someone else tells the same joke and everyone laughs kind of thing, but it's even worse couse this joke gets repeated infinitely, and everone laughs all the time. like just shut up its no longer funny
@@ade5324 this is bound to happen on the internet. I am almost sure you did something like that at one point on your life. Things happen and this thing is a non-harmful thing. No one have to be original, but is cool to be.
"With the grim rereaaaperrrr" *acends while wheezing*
i always lose it at this point
Aaaa
*_s t u c k o n a s i m s h a n d_* while driving a *_C A R_*
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0:31
Baby Sims will no longer become
**CD scratching**
🎶ＳＴＵＣＫ ＯＮ Ａ ＳＩＭＳ ＨＡＮＤ， ＷＨＩＬＥ ＤＲＩＶＩＮＧ Ａ ＣＡＲ🎵
*accends in gitare*
Suddenly singing xD
Why the hell would you scratch a cd, that makes it unusable
G sharp
0:53
It's like a futuristic super-AI looking back at past technological advances and marvelling over the incompetency of manual human coding at the time.
It feels nothing, yet can't help but laugh.
This is too accurate
Bruh if skynet does take over they will never be bored with all the stupid stuff that’s on the internet 😂
This is so accurate it’s scary.
This amazing comment with this video absolutely obliterated my sides. Thank you!
@Alexis Eronmwon
Sono chi no sadame
JOOOOOJOOOO
"Become enemies with child wish no longer appears"
My brain: *images of Kakyoin*
"Time for your punishment, _baby."_
B A B Y S T A N D O
lali-ho
Baby sims will no longer become ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹ'ˢ ᴴᴱᴬᴰ
ᵂᴴᴵᴸᴱ ᴰᴿᴵᵛᴵᴺᴳ ᴬ ᶜᴬᴿ
Sims now ᵛᴼᴹᴵᵀ at acceptable levels
Sims now v _o_ *0* *_O_* *VOMIT AT ACCEPTABLE LEVELS*
Stuck on a Sim's hand* while driving a car
*𝔴𝔲𝔱 𝔖𝔓ℑ𝔑𝔈𝔏 𝔚𝔘𝔗 ℜ 𝔘 𝔇𝔒ℑ𝔑𝔊 ℌ𝔈ℜ𝔈*
420 likes sorry gotta like so 421 :((((
MacBack123 you are the enemy of the people
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now ʷᶦˡˡ ᵛᵒᵐᶦᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵉˢ **ʷʰᵉᵉᶻᵉ**
how do you make the small writing
before the patch:
Grim Reaper: alright time to die
Some Guy: hol up, i'm in a band
Grim Reaper: *understandable, have a great day*
*W H E E Z E*
@@pocket3216 I am not in a band.
Some guy:Sooooo you single?
Grim Reaper: understandable, put a baby in me
Even better; it said reap souls, not die. That means the sim will die but their corpse will not be taken care of
This is my favourite song
:O.
You don't have thousands of likes!?
Why are you everywhere?
Same
@@RECTRONSTREAMS he uses a automated comment spambot because his channel is dieing
"The children will always die."
THE METEOR BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
*beatdrop*
I feels this is a reference I just can remember of what...
@@jonnevitu4979 Fnaf
@@idkjay0_o FNaF 2 actually
@@vesha6274 oh-
That last one probably had us all thinking
"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."
Kid: Miss, may i please go to the ba-
*BREAKING NEWS... 129 CHILDREN AND ADULTS KILLED AFTER HUGE ASS METEOR DESTROYS SCHOOL. deceased teacher charged with murder*
@@shinydoubloon3649 No, no, no. When the meteor is approaching, the adult sims will leave. It is only the children that get stuck there.
That's actually fucked up
@@shinydoubloon3649 😀😃😄😅😁😂🤣😭🤧
Fixed a tuning issue so that sims now ｖｏｍｉｔ ａｔ ＡＣＣＥＰＴＡＢＬＥ ＬＥＶＥＬＳ
Ayyy why everyone got that pfp.
It's cursed, I want the link.
I tried searching Korekiyo Shinguji. Now gimme the link
@@charadreemurr2170 search "kork danganronpa"
@@redpanda4706 K
This is what happens when you develop a game so big that has that many elements and interactions between them...
You eventually have to patch complete stupid bullshit.
"Sims will always leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which case *children are not alowed to leave* and will *always die"*
_Oh my god what the frick_
Seems like the sitting against the wall tactic didn’t exactly work.
Teacher: You *don't* leave unless I *tell you so...*
Theresa Horton *_wheeeeeze_*
Sounds just Like school to me
"The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."
'sims will always automatically exit the building, *unless it is a school* 🎶 _in which children are not allowed go leave and will _*_always die_* 🎶
0:31 When he said, "the Grim Reaper," I felt that.
Is that,,, doom 👀
Don't you mean _t h e g r i m r e a_ *p* _e r_
@@bsmn2oid I guess you could say that.
l can't stop laughing, i almost couldn't breathe
G W I M W E A P E R
"Ummm teach, there's a meteor outside"
"THE METEOR DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DO"
And the humans were gone
your pfp just makes this better
edit: he changed his pfp
Dammit, you beat me to this joke lol
🌟rEaLiSm🌟
czcams.com/video/FbdExXtnUNo/video.html
:)
0:54
To me, it sounds like this should be part of a song somewhere.
Wow goku black knows how to yose CZcams (i know that who ever made this account already knows its just a joke)
*Stų€|《 0|\| @ $!|\/|p'$ H&|\||)*
So Zamasu...what was it like getting clapped by vegeta?
It does sound familiar
Sims 3 Daft punk dlc
0:31 is actually what you will hear before ascending into heaven
And 1:07 - 1:26
₩ł₮Ⱨ ₮ⱧɆ ₲Ɽł₥ ⱤɆ₳₱ɆⱤ
Random Vids oh it’s you again
*"become enemies with child" wish no longer appears*
I was like this 0:35
🎶It is no longer possible to 'try for baby' wᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳʳʳ 🎶
Kaede Akamatsu Let me fox that : it is no longer possible to stop the killing game with r a n t a r o a m a m i
Hey, do you think I should vocode this to 'Der Flowahzer'
Dragon Maid Hyperfan
woah ok stop
@@thatoneguy9582 my apologies, that was completely uncalled for. Sorry for being a *thorn* in your side, but don't get *salted* . I'm sorry for *bugging* you, and I dont want to have to *drill* that message into your head, or else I might...
*explode.*
0:28
Patch list: “it is no longer possible to try for baby with the grim reaper”
Narrator: *wheezes in synthesizer*
i love how they made it an INTENTIONAL FEATURE that kids arent able to leave a school even if a meteor is aproaching
EDIT: correct spelling (in honour of Lukas Gawor)
Greystillplays: *ah yes, they finnally accept my insanity..*
Y E S
Lmao it’s fake but still funny asf
YAS LMAO
aren't*
"Pregnant sims can no longer brawl"
Did you mean: *babies can no longer have mech battles*
Oh god
@@corbanferguson8407 god? where?
underrated comment
I wanted to say this and then I found this comment so now I’m happy
Did you mean: _babies_ can no longer have mech battles ?
This sounds like a robot overlord going over new, strange, niche laws used to keep every possible human in check, but as they're reading them out loud they're realizing the absurdity of them.
This is such a underrated comment *what the actual fUCK*
Novaro *wOAH* 😳
This is still the best comment on here
The grim reaper couldn’t reap the souls of band members because they had already sold their soul to the music industry
That last one's an accurate summary of the public school system.
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
I'm intensely baked and the ascending "GRIM REAPER" sent me into a state of laughing I didn't even know existed
Puyo.(Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to ATTEND GRADUATION BEFORE THEY CAN PUT THEMSELVES OUT.)
Indeed. The ascending of the phrase "Grim Reaper" was lung-emptying.
I'm wheezing at this comment and the ascending Grim Reaper.🤣
My last brain cell during a test:
Go away
Bruh
iseeyoueverywherewtf
You're like Justin y
History test: “What was the ‘The Year Without a Summer’?”
My mind: *pregnant Sims can no longer brawl.*
“In which children are not allowed to leave and will always die”
despite the subject matter, the vocoding makes that line sound very beautiful
Sims 3 Patch: You can no longer be “Enemies with children
Also Sims 3 Patch: If a meteor hits a school, the children will always die
""
the sims can no longer do it because the devs are enemies with every sim child
I am the 1000th like
cant be enemies with the dead
sims will now voOO **ascend** Omit at acceptable levels
Puyo!(Baby Sims will no longer be STUCK ON A SIM'S HAND WHILE DRIVING!)
Puyo!(Fixed a tuning issue so Sims now VOMIT AT ACCEPTABLE LEVELS!)
**electric noises**
“Euh, Miss, I think there is a meteor coming for the school, shouldn’t we go outside?”
“REMAIN SEATED! THE LESSON ISN’T OVER YET”
“The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do!”
And the last words they said were: "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce-"
0:31 this man reached the high notes fr fr fr
“Now, what did we learn today kids?”
“Don’t laugh if you’ve recently swallowed a harmonica.”
What counts as recently? If let’s say I swallowed one an hour ago would that be recent?
@@papairplane That's gonna be an awkward bathroom break I can tell
There are no kids, they all died from a meteor
Ok this was funny good job
@@arnerademacker musical shits
"SiMs AuToMaTiCaLlY LeAvE iF a MeTeOr Is ApPrOaChInG, UnLeSs It Is A sChOoL, In WhIcH cHiLdReN aRe NoT aLloWeD tO LeAvE aNd WiLl AlWaYs DiE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Catagory: Education
Ah yes, I have learned that I can't have a child with the Grimm Reaper.
@BRENDAN BERGER it wasn’t the grim ripper.
*Sees the last patch note*
“Hey, Ferb!”
*“I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TODAY”*
Episode end with meteor finally killing them as soon as they get to school.
1:23 sounds so heavenly
Funny, because he said “die”
"Baby sims will no longer become s--
*Ascends to another plane of existence*
ˢᵀᵁᶜᴷ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ˢᴵᴹˢ ᴴᴬᴺᴰ ᵂᴴᴵᴸᴱ ᴰᴿᴵⱽᴵᴺᴳ ᴬ ᶜᴬᴿ"
HOW GET TINY TEXT?!
This is at 0:52. Have a great day.
0:53
@@AkariRosumashi ok thank
Also 0:29
"Soundwave, read me the patch notes for The Sims 3!"
"As you command, Megatron."
I wanna see that as a animation
This is an underrated comment
Megatron gonna be very confused from SoundWaves's latest report.
A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, _unless it is a school,_ ᶦⁿ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᶦᵉ
*"You know, if the meteor doesn't hit in the next 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave..."*
DekuCake underrated comment
Dingaring hey. Who’s the the with the likes. Deku or you? (Hint: Deku)
Ruby Skull ???? I was saying that the comment should have more likes. When I posted that it was an underrated comment it had just a few likes.
"SOUNDWAVE! Inform us on the latest patch notes!"
"As you command, mighty Megatron..."
This needs to be pinned lmao
@@P3ndejosG4ng so am i
interestiiing
@@P3ndejosG4ng he's superior too.
@@P3ndejosG4ng eh I didn't care much about toys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Since I can't afford them anyway
@@re57k this is treacherous words negation is watching
“The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to. 🎶 طапð αffιΙιатιοп🎶
Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a _SiM wHo iS oN a DiFfErEnT fLoOoOor_
Nice propic
baby sims will no longer become SKKSKSK SSSSTUCk oN a SImS HAnD
while driving a caAAAAr
Baby Sims will no longer become *STUCK ON A SIMS HAND WHILE DRIVING A CAR*
The Sims 3: "It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper"
Olive Specter: Am I a joke to you?
THE LAUGHS SOUND LIKE HE’S ASCENDING TO HEAVEN
Sims can no longer WooHoo in the elevator
*WiTh A siM wHo iS oN a DiFFeReNt FLoOoOR*
What. The. *Beep*.
I remember when I did this. It was painful.
Why is this funnier than the original
Because it's *Vocoded!*
Army
Because some parts are sounding like a song 10 secs long
Manuel Dias bruh no it ain’t
0:15 why did the grim reaper sound so deep
_unless it is a school in which_ *_children are not allowed to leave and will always die_*
0:24
**Transformer noise**
I wanted to like this but it's at 69 likes
This comment is perfect
Perfection
I don't care what the patch notes say I'm skinny dipping with mummies
And I’m having a child with the Grim Reaper
No one can stop me from vomiting at unacceptable levels
I don't care about school im leaving if a meteor is coming
The rules can't stop me from becoming enemies with my child
@@clairea2957 I'll just go around the rules and murder it
Transcript:
Alright, let's check the patch notes for
_The Sims 3_
- Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots.
- Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a *different floor.*
- The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to *_band affiliation._*
- Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vᵒᵐᶦᵗ... vomit at acceptable levels.
_laughter_
- It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' wᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ
_more laughter_
- *_"BECOME ENEMIES WITH CHILD"_* wish no longer appears.
- Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
- Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl.
- Baby Sims will no longer become sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴀ sɪᴍ's ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ.
- Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies.
- A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ *_ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅɪᴇ._*
w h a t t h e f u c k
Ephraim Bane _laughter_
it sounds as if Soundwave is reading this and is losing his shit from this.
This is strangely typed out exactly how it sounds
Your one thousandth like!!
T H O S E W H O D O N O T E X I T T H E B U I L D I N G W I L L D I E
I read “vocoded” as “vocaloid” and i’m actually not dissapointed
Kokicchiouma
*_*W H E E Z E*_*
"[ASMR] Hatsune Miku reads the Sims 3 patch Notes."
pkslider 725 that sounds like something that would actually exist
Me too
*disappointed
I maybe High AF right now, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.