"Jesus Died for Your Sins!" REFUTED | The Atheist Experience: Throwback

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  • @LOwens-xf8yo
    @LOwens-xf8yo Před měsícem +85

    C: God doesn’t send you to hell, you chose Hell
    H: Ok, then I chose not to go to hell
    C: Well you don’t have that choice!

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před měsícem +4

      Lol

    • @Kimjong-Atheism
      @Kimjong-Atheism Před měsícem

      You might not choose to go to prison but if you commit crimes you might end up there anyway. That doesn't mean the person running the prison force you to commit the crimes.

    • @jayrose8638
      @jayrose8638 Před měsícem +18

      @@Kimjong-Atheismpeople know the prison system is real.
      Yet nobody can provide any convincing reason to believe in the existence of any god, gods, other divine or supernatural beings or any form of afterlife.
      Hope that helps clear your confusion up on the topic.

    • @dieseljester3466
      @dieseljester3466 Před měsícem +10

      @@Kimjong-Atheism Show me that hell exists. 😆

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před měsícem

      @@Kimjong-Atheism dumb comment

  • @eccod
    @eccod Před měsícem +132

    She calls in to tell us we’re going to be tortured for eternity, then demands civility

    • @tosuchino6465
      @tosuchino6465 Před měsícem +17

      Exactly. And she cut the hosts off every time they tried to say something that she doesn't like. Nice civility she showed.

    • @dieseljester3466
      @dieseljester3466 Před měsícem +13

      @@tosuchino6465 That's because she wanted to preach and not debate. In her mind, she's being the perfectly rational person and she can't wrap her mind around why anyone can't accept her preaching. She's sure that atheists will just convert if she's just allowed to talk about her doctrine without any questions being asked. The churches (and mine was notoriously bad about this when I was still a Southern Baptist) has convinced them that atheists will just fall down onto their knees and repent when they are bold and assertive in their bible thumping. Then when they actually try it, like in this case here, they run smack dab into reality.

    • @mikepanick468
      @mikepanick468 Před měsícem

      @@tosuchino6465 She is the result of kkkrister privilege gone amok. ONLY she and her god are ALLOWED to have opinions. ALL others must be subservient to her and her god.

    • @deniss2623
      @deniss2623 Před měsícem

      You are what you are in relation to your Creator, and if you would prefer to go to a place without Him, rather than be forgiven and reconciled to Him, then so be it. You will find that to be left to yourself, without His goodness and mercy, will be Hell enough.

    • @mikepanick468
      @mikepanick468 Před měsícem

      @@deniss2623 WHY are YOU telling me this shit? I trust you about as far as I could dropkick the Smokey Mountains. IF your goddyboy has anything to say it can get its sorry ass over here and tell us in person. Don't tell me I am not listening. Your god is omnieverything. IF it has a message, any failure to communicate is on its part, not mine. Go tell your gods we are waiting impatiently. Now go tell the evil Satan spawn god

  • @TheFinalFanboy
    @TheFinalFanboy Před měsícem +126

    If people like her are the only ones going to Heaven, I think a bigger question is "Should we even want to go there?"

    • @ralfhaggstrom
      @ralfhaggstrom Před měsícem +10

      NO ! ..................

    • @philojudaeusofalexandria9556
      @philojudaeusofalexandria9556 Před měsícem +10

      As Mark Twain said "Which is the best place to go to after death? Both have their advantages, Heaven for climate, Hell for company!”

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. Před měsícem +6

      lol also why would i want to hang out at my dads right hand FOR ALL ETERNITY?
      like, is that all we doing up there?? no thank you!

    • @UndercoverScambaiter
      @UndercoverScambaiter Před měsícem +9

      She was so arrogant. I wouldn't want to spend a single second with her nor her God.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@UndercoverScambaiter evil God

  • @LexaJ828
    @LexaJ828 Před měsícem +36

    Jesus broke your legs, then threw you in the water. But now he’s throwing you a life preserver? How kind 😂

  • @CheesyChez421
    @CheesyChez421 Před měsícem +106

    Denise had no idea how iconic and hilarious this call would be.

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @Satans_lil_helper
      @Satans_lil_helper Před měsícem +9

      “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household” (Matthew 10:34-36)

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      @@Satans_lil_helper
      Romans 8:28
      ESV
      And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good, for those who are called according to his purpose
      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @CheesyChez421
      @CheesyChez421 Před měsícem +19

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 hey little drone, how about saying something organic and original instead of quoting ypur evil blood cults book?

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      @@CheesyChez421
      Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
      John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @amtlpaul
    @amtlpaul Před měsícem +64

    "That's messed up!"
    "Yes, I know!"

  • @joemiller7082
    @joemiller7082 Před měsícem +38

    Jesus threw you a life preserver, but also tossed you into the water without one, and held the life preserver for ransom.

    • @paulgemme6056
      @paulgemme6056 Před 27 dny

      You continue to avoid the fact that until one can admit their sinful condition they will never be regenerated (born again, born of the Spirit, born from above) and they will die in their sins and guilt because of unbelief. They continue to reject the free gift of God. Why? Because they will not admit that God is Almighty. That Jesus Christ is the only way to the Father (heaven). The only name by which a man must be saved. Saved from the condition that we are all born with (sinfulness).

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 Před 27 dny +1

      @@paulgemme6056 And once again, sin began in heaven, you... lazy; schmuck.
      Heaven has the root of imperfection. Now deal with it.
      And if we all got born with a specific 'condition', then we were created, basically so.
      By Eve. By an additional god.
      Now - rewrite Romans 1:20, thanks: Do it, now.
      Or additionally - fulfil John 14:12. Credentials - matter, more than ever before.

    • @CNCmachiningisfun
      @CNCmachiningisfun Před 26 dny +2

      @@paulgemme6056
      Grow up!

    • @mikepanick468
      @mikepanick468 Před 25 dny

      @@paulgemme6056 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WAS BORN IN IMAGINARY SIN AND ONLY IMAGINARY JESUS CAN SAVE ME? Gotta do a hell of a lot better than that, fool.

    • @cult11
      @cult11 Před 18 dny

      @@paulgemme6056 I am so tired of Christians blaming humans for the fall and thereby completely exonerating God.
      YOU continue to avoid the fact that this all-loving God KNEW that his plan for mankind would be totally corrupted for now over 6,000 years by sin, death and HORRENDOUS suffering as the result of "one MAN'S act of disobedience" which was prompted because the MOST CUNNING creature God ALLOWED to exist showed up in the garden, and yet HE still gave this "perfect" plan a "thumbs up."
      No all-powerful GOD would ever have put that immense responsibility on two HUMAN BEINGS in the first place. This, along with the NOT free gift of "accept-it-OR-ELSE-face-hell-for-eternity" idea of salvation, are both sick, inane and unproven stories, yet incredibly they have held billions of people (including children) indebted to and fearful of this MAN-MADE creation called religion. I hope you free yourself of it soon.

  • @SundaeRoast
    @SundaeRoast Před měsícem +38

    “And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time. But He loves you.”

    • @bigmac4417
      @bigmac4417 Před měsícem +3

      That's George Carlin lines😂

    • @SundaeRoast
      @SundaeRoast Před měsícem +2

      @@bigmac4417 We know.

    • @bigmac4417
      @bigmac4417 Před měsícem +1

      @@SundaeRoast that was an express reply 👋

    • @Frankya92
      @Frankya92 Před měsícem +2

      He loves you and he wants money!

  • @MegaFrog
    @MegaFrog Před měsícem +147

    This is the psychology of abusers. "You upset me, so it's your fault that you got hurt." I hope she is safe in her marriage.

    • @EchoChamberDweller
      @EchoChamberDweller Před měsícem +1

      10:37
      The very host of the show is explicitly more guilty of the very thing you accuse.
      And you engaged in even more ad-hominem afterwards.
      Just because you have the sense to call yourself stupid doesn’t mean you you’re able to call other people stupid without being abusive.

    • @franciscosustek7249
      @franciscosustek7249 Před měsícem +10

      If she gets punched in the nose, of course it's her fault..."christian love"?

    • @amtlpaul
      @amtlpaul Před měsícem +18

      ​@@EchoChamberDwellerTelling people that they deserve to be tortured for all eternity is not abusive, but calling people out on it is?

    • @EchoChamberDweller
      @EchoChamberDweller Před měsícem

      @@amtlpaul If there’s a stove that I turned on in order to accomplish a good thing,
      and I tell you not to touch it,
      are you going to accuse me of abuse for yelling at you when you go to touch it?

    • @amtlpaul
      @amtlpaul Před měsícem +18

      @EchoChamberDweller If you said, "Do as I say or your hand goes on the stove," that would be abusive.

  • @jujjuj7676
    @jujjuj7676 Před měsícem +44

    Inagine a child having to endure a parent like denise...talk about mental abuse and gaslighting hell.😮

  • @alphaalvey5029
    @alphaalvey5029 Před měsícem +63

    “Did god create hell?”
    “Well actually god created hell for Satan and his demons”
    I love the sidestep I constantly see🤣

    • @Atheos-1
      @Atheos-1 Před měsícem +10

      The xtian, mental gymnastics, two step.

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @federicogermani1088
      @federicogermani1088 Před měsícem

      ​@@azukarzuchastux8066 so what?

    • @alphaalvey5029
      @alphaalvey5029 Před měsícem +21

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 don’t want eternal life, just don’t wanna be tortured for utilizing free will

    • @Atheos-1
      @Atheos-1 Před měsícem +15

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 Blah,blah, blah.
      Now look up some quotes from the koran and we can ignore them together, as I'm currently ignoring your buybull quotes.

  • @djula2619
    @djula2619 Před měsícem +14

    "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL AND YOU SEND YOURSELVES!!!!!"
    "f*ck"
    " *EXCUSE ME?????* "

  • @TravisW888
    @TravisW888 Před měsícem +20

    I love how she gets upset about language, after she proudly states, multiple times, how they will be going to hell to be tortured eternally. You can hear it in her voice that she knows it’s a threat and she’s happy to say it. It’s worse than a few f-bombs.

    • @Igknighton
      @Igknighton Před měsícem +2

      She wasn’t upset by the language. She used that as an excuse to get out of the conversation because it was too uncomfortable for her.

  • @williamskinner
    @williamskinner Před měsícem +6

    I remember when I was an atheist when I was young like everyone was, then I was taught that there was a god then I learned that I didn't use reason and now I am free of all gods because of this channel, Thank You Atheist Experience.

  • @denisebaldwin9292
    @denisebaldwin9292 Před měsícem +59

    My name is Denise and I’m embarrassed for all the sane Denises out there.

  • @AkiAbel-wb8qh
    @AkiAbel-wb8qh Před měsícem +20

    The mighty warriors of christ, willing to do whatever it takes to save sinners.....
    Except endure a single expletive.

  • @TheodoreDiep
    @TheodoreDiep Před měsícem +15

    While the Old Testament is horrendous graphically, the New Testament is actually more insidious as it introduces thought crime and eternal punishment.

    • @ookekklibarianbornagain6708
      @ookekklibarianbornagain6708 Před měsícem +3

      Well said🍻 I view it as, the god of the old testament is a right bloody gobshite but it's the new testament where the "Love Me or else I will Torture you forever" first shows up and to me that's taking being a gobshite to a whole new levels of gobshiteness
      Well done Jesus you’re a bigger Gobshite than your dad.

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ Před měsícem

      That's so true, I've never thought about it like that. I'm sure the right wing Christians wouldn't like that idea. Not being able to covet your neighbours ox, feel lust or feel pride etc is essentially Thought Crime
      Right wing religious folks talk about freedom and less regulations etc but they want a strict mob boss dictator God to rule over them

  • @simonkoster
    @simonkoster Před měsícem +42

    Denise demands to speak to the manager. Right. Now.

    • @philojudaeusofalexandria9556
      @philojudaeusofalexandria9556 Před měsícem +3

      WHERE'S YOUR SUPERVISOR!?!?!

    • @Kimjong-Atheism
      @Kimjong-Atheism Před měsícem

      Who can blame her she's in the bathroom with her daughter and some man comes in staring at his 10-year-old daughter and when she asked him, sir why are you in the female bathroom, he said call me ma'am or I'm going to give you and your daughter a bloody nose. She had every right to ask for the manager

    • @dwightfitch3120
      @dwightfitch3120 Před měsícem +1

      @@Kimjong-AtheismJesus, guy. JUST GIVE IT UP

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems Před měsícem

      ​@@Kimjong-Atheism
      I think you wandered in from another reality where you can just say random stuff and people will be like, oh wow man. You're so deep.
      But in this reality, you resemble a wanker.

    • @Devlinator61116
      @Devlinator61116 Před 26 dny

      @@Kimjong-Atheism "I'll take "Non Sequiturs" for $1000, Ken."

  • @thatguyrich9822
    @thatguyrich9822 Před měsícem +26

    Whenever someone tells me that Jesus died for my sins, I ask why does god need a blood sacrifice?

    • @jayrose8638
      @jayrose8638 Před měsícem +4

      Yep. And not the first one it’s required either.
      Kinda weird that a god would need bio-juice to do its magic.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem

      Because the ignorant goat farmers that made this crap up stole their rituals from earlier cultures and gave their God the same barbaric backwards ass attributes as the ones that came before.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Před měsícem +3

      Well, what else is he going to fuel his spaceship with?

    • @Mkeusquealbby
      @Mkeusquealbby Před měsícem

      The old testament was filled with god's followers making burnt and blood offerings, but if anyone does that nowadays, christians will denounce it as devilry and witchcraft

    • @watchandjewelryloft4713
      @watchandjewelryloft4713 Před měsícem +3

      The hilarious thing is, if you ask a Christian if they believe in/approve of human sacrifice they'll say no. 😂

  • @canbest7668
    @canbest7668 Před měsícem +98

    Ah, Christian love…

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před měsícem +3

      Where is my flak jacket

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 Před měsícem +11

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 Matthew 25
      45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
      46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
      Pure evil.
      Fortunately, there is no good reason to think that monster is real.

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 Před měsícem +1

      @@azukarzuchastux8066I don’t care. I’m more concerned with the fact that Abrahamic religions like Christianity are end-time superstitions with no plan for the future beyond waiting for Jesus to come and unalive billions of people for not worshipping him.
      They are the reason society has been more or less forced to ignore the existential treat of climate change for at least 5 decades by now. They will not lift one finger to help humanity survive because that’s not something end-time superstitions want to see happen.
      I don’t care about your book, it’s the threat to the survival of our species that concerns me.

    • @TheFinalFanboy
      @TheFinalFanboy Před měsícem +6

      ​@@azukarzuchastux8066Do you have anything other than Bible verses?

  • @Vek_Zythe
    @Vek_Zythe Před měsícem +6

    I don't always make the smartest decisions. Listening to people like Denise makes me feel better about myself. I'm never that bad.

  • @GodFreeAtLast
    @GodFreeAtLast Před měsícem +13

    This show was one of the first (may have been the very first) AXP shows I watched when I mustered the bravery to question my religion. For me, Denise's call worked like a high-speed on-ramp to the path of reason.

    • @Bibleguy89-uu3nr
      @Bibleguy89-uu3nr Před měsícem

      I'm not sure if judging your worldview off of a woman from a facebook group who clearly seems a little off was your best move.

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Bibleguy89-uu3nr
      Actually, it's a pretty good starting point. If a given set of claims is both incoherent and nasty, it's time to go shopping for another epistemology.
      But you stay with what works for you. It seems a bit limited, but I guess that's enough if you lack the courage or curiosity to investigate further.

    • @sulas548
      @sulas548 Před 28 dny

      @@Bibleguy89-uu3nr I am going to assume from your username that you are a Christian, so would you be kind enough to answer this question?
      Can you tell us exactly 'how' you established that any of the supernatural claims in the Bible are 'actually true?

  • @GothicKitty22
    @GothicKitty22 Před měsícem +18

    "You're going to Hell where you burn for all eternity. My god doesn't want us to think critically. It's sinful. You're twisting it. What? You said 'Fuck?' That's offensive! I'm hanging up." lol 🙄

  • @thomasbuilder
    @thomasbuilder Před měsícem +5

    One of my favorite calls. Basic logic, reason and deduction completely destroys the whole christian theology.

  • @MrziggyOak
    @MrziggyOak Před měsícem +45

    You can’t send yourself to hell because you don’t know the address. Only Christian can send themself there! 😂

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      It is your choice .Matthew 7:13
      " Enter by the narrow gate . For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction and many are those who pass that way.
      But narrow is the gate and narrow is the path that leads to Life , and few are those who find it . " Trust Jesus , he cares for you

    • @dereknoto6555
      @dereknoto6555 Před měsícem

      @@jwsanders1214 "Enough is Hell for a burning fire. Those who reject Our Signs, We shall soon cast into the Fire... For Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise" (4:55-56)." Look at me. I can quote idiotic threats from stupid books too. Hope you like the fires of Jahannam because there are 2 billion Muslims who will give these same naked threats to you. Why should I believe you over them?

    • @dereknoto6555
      @dereknoto6555 Před měsícem +9

      @@jwsanders1214 "Enough is Hell for a burning fire. Those who reject Our Signs, We shall soon cast into the Fire... For Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise" (4:55-56)." Look at me! I can quote threats from a book of primitive fairy tales too! There are 2 billion Muslims who are absolutely certain that YOUR fate will be the fires of Jahannam. Why should I trust you over them?

    • @Jebus_Anti-theist
      @Jebus_Anti-theist Před měsícem

      @@jwsanders1214 Most people will go to hell, and Jesus is perfectly fine with that. Some savior. The funny thing about that prophecy, is that the more xtians there are, the more of them will go to hell. 😅🤣😂

    • @bangfi1865
      @bangfi1865 Před měsícem

      The address is 666 Hellondown St. The neighbours of the beast live at 664@ 668.

  • @Rob-fc9wg
    @Rob-fc9wg Před měsícem +85

    She happily goes around telling people they're going to hell but gets upset when somebody swears at her.
    Christians really are despicable. people

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před měsícem +1

      And nazis lol

    • @Kimjong-Atheism
      @Kimjong-Atheism Před měsícem

      The despicable people are the atheist humanist sexualizing children in the public schools in the libraries. Take your perverted lifestyles and leave Christian civilization AKA modern Western Civilization the go live under your atheistic humanist Godless Utopia of North Korea.
      Stop sexualizing children.

    • @Kimjong-Atheism
      @Kimjong-Atheism Před měsícem

      The Jewish talmud doesn't tell its followers that people are going to hell because it says in the talmud that non-jewish are not human beings but animals on Earth in human form to serve the Jewish people.. talmud teachers that only Jewish people are human beings.

    • @Rob-fc9wg
      @Rob-fc9wg Před měsícem +1

      @@mistylover7398
      Huh?

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ Před měsícem +4

      It's like telling people that your mob boss is going to torture them and expecting them to react positively

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan Před měsícem +12

    It isn't uncommon for people to call in to become rude when the hosts press them on stuff, but I think this is the first caller I've personally seen that was rude as soon as they started speaking. She even got pissy the second she thought the hosts were being rude back.

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 Před měsícem +9

    I just love listening to Christians when their scripts get derailed. 🤣😂

  • @bradpreston7779
    @bradpreston7779 Před měsícem +36

    There’s a 100% chance that Denise, who was outraged by a naughty word in 2010, went on to fully embrace and revere the “grab ‘em by the 🐱” guy six years later.

  • @skraf883
    @skraf883 Před měsícem +30

    “Well actually god created hell for Satan and his demons” Then why are humans sent there?
    And if hell is for Satan and his demons, then how is it that Satan can have an impact on people not in hell? "Satan is tempting you? The best trick Satan ever performed was convincing the world he doesn't exist"
    How is he doing this when he is trapped in hell? God is supposedly all powerful, and nothing can oppose God's will.. and Satan is trapped in hell.. Does God grant him weekend passes?

    • @dreadfulspiller8766
      @dreadfulspiller8766 Před měsícem +7

      The devil is not in hell because otherwise the human race would have been sinless and there would be nothing but happiness and joy on earth and God couldn't have that.

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před měsícem +9

      @@dreadfulspiller8766 Is he in Georgia?

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      Satan isn't in Hell yet , he is still the god of this world wrecking mayhem , suffering , pain and misery . his prison sentence hasn't started yet , but his prison time begins when Jesus returns and Satan is banished to Hell.
      " Be sober , be vigilant for your enemy the devil goes about as a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour" 1st Peter 5:8
      all the nations of the earth are under Satan's control , that's why politicians make such ungodly decisions

    • @skraf883
      @skraf883 Před měsícem

      @@dreadfulspiller8766 Hahahahaha just because there would be an absence of evil does not mean everyone would be happy and there would be no struggles. Life is struggle... there is disease, famine, injuries, and a struggle to survive... none of this has anything to do with good & evil. And if you think people starving to death are happy, then you live in some weird Matrix-like land.
      Sin is a creation of the church. It does not exist in reality.
      If hell was created for the devil, then how did it escape, since nothing can oppose God's will? That would mean that Satan is more powerful than God.

    • @sirbarryvee-eight6485
      @sirbarryvee-eight6485 Před měsícem

      @@jwsanders1214 "Satan isn't in Hell yet , he is still the god of this world..."
      So, the Satanists are right, then?

  • @jamesparson
    @jamesparson Před měsícem +18

    He died so I can pick up sticks on Saturday AND so that I could eat shrimp

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem +1

      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před měsícem +5

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 I am no saved. I will now go to a church and I won't care what crimes they commit.

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 Amen , Thank you Jesus for saving my soul

    • @alamunez
      @alamunez Před měsícem +3

      @@jwsanders1214What is a soul? And from what is it saved?

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 Před měsícem

      @@alamunez 1. A fish.
      2. Drowning.

  • @SecondaryHomunculus
    @SecondaryHomunculus Před měsícem +12

    Jesus had a frat-boy weekend for your sins! How dare you mock him, he lost an entire Saturday with a hangover!

  • @richreicher2679
    @richreicher2679 Před měsícem +11

    Had no need for an imaginary friend as a child and even less need for one now.

    • @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
      @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED Před měsícem +4

      …until the Grimm Reaper comes knocking…

    • @Paolo8772
      @Paolo8772 Před měsícem +2

      @@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED What happened to two of the grandpas you blow?

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPEDyour threats mean nothing. If punishment is your reason for believing your faith is as empty and pathetic as your style of argument.

    • @dwightfitch3120
      @dwightfitch3120 Před měsícem +2

      ⁠@@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPEDPretty sure we all share the same fate. Ur not special.

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před měsícem

      I didn't need them, but the ones I had were better than Jahweh or Yeshua.

  • @rageofheaven
    @rageofheaven Před měsícem +4

    Jesus: "Feed the hungry, give water to the thirsty, clothe the naked, welcome the stranger, visit the incarcerated."
    Denise: "You're a fake messiah."

  • @sjohno98
    @sjohno98 Před měsícem +14

    "That's so messed up". Spot on Denise, your God is fucked.

  • @dirtydragon9
    @dirtydragon9 Před měsícem +14

    6:42 Denise is just fine with a supreme being sending people to burn in fire forever.
    But the "F" word is where she draws the line at civility.

  • @robbyroba
    @robbyroba Před měsícem +13

    Isn’t there a moment in one of the Gospels where Jesus told a paraplegic man that his sins were forgiven? Or there was him telling one of the men hanging on a cross that he'd be with him in paradise that day.
    If then, he could just forgive people instead of doing all this drama.

    • @dwightfitch3120
      @dwightfitch3120 Před měsícem +1

      Those are great examples to counter the standard Christian dogma

  • @shrews12001
    @shrews12001 Před měsícem +6

    It's never "Jesus wants to save you" "Jesus loves you unconditionally" "Jesus is giving you eternal blessing". The very crux of Christianity is guilt. It's all about guilt. Jesus died for you.
    "Look. Look how much YOUR sin made him suffer. Look how much YOUR failing hurt him. Look at the things he DID for you. You OWE him your life and your love."
    You would never, ever accept that kind of manipulative gaslighting from a person but people get in line and fall to their knees praising a God for doing exactly that.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@jaflenbond7854yeah I'm not reading that bullshit. Suffice it to say none of that is true and you can leave now.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem

      ​@@jaflenbond7854spam

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@jaflenbond7854😂 wow. You had to dig deep to miss the point that hard. It you can't tell when an atheist is using their own crap to call out the nonsense you do not belong here.
      Hahahahaha.......hahahahahah.....

  • @stevefowler5970
    @stevefowler5970 Před měsícem +26

    imagine going to "heaven" and seeing Denise there...ugh

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 Před měsícem +3

      “Hi Denise…this is hell, right?”

    • @godless_pacifist
      @godless_pacifist Před měsícem +1

      I’d probably punch Jesus just to get sent to hell

    • @steveswangler6373
      @steveswangler6373 Před měsícem +3

      Reminds me of the story, I can’t remember the native chief’s name on the island of Hispaniola, but the Spanish conquistadors were trying to force him to convert by using the best tortures their Christian love could concoct.
      Just before they murdered him, they asked one last time if he would convert, confess and therefore be admitted to heaven.
      He replied, “do the Spanish go to heaven?”
      The priest said yes and the chief replied, “ then I’ll go to hell.”

    • @colinjava8447
      @colinjava8447 Před měsícem

      I'd definitely send myself to hell then.

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před měsícem +3

      Oh, for sure. Some Christians will say that "Hell" is just like this world, but without gods and their followers, eternally. That's not the punishment that they think it is.

  • @mickywinters8451
    @mickywinters8451 Před měsícem +3

    Denise died of Covid when she went to church to pray to god and he let the parishioners all die when they spread it around. . That was their reward to go pray to him. “Excuuuuuusssseeeee me 😂”

  • @mestrinimaster3602
    @mestrinimaster3602 Před měsícem +20

    There are 3 top calls:
    - Denise's
    - Johnny's "best caller ever" (episode 482)
    - "You're a solipsist?!??"

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems Před měsícem

      These shows are like mining for gold. You don't find a lot of gold, even on a good day, but there are occasionally some real nuggets.

  • @jexelbur6872
    @jexelbur6872 Před měsícem +16

    “God doesn’t send people to Hell, people send themselves to Hell”
    So people with mental illness that have no control over their thoughts or actions send themselves to Hell? What if someone is forced to do something like commit crime or “sin”? What if a person does something that hurts a random stranger and they don’t know?

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      Sins don't send people to Hell . Jesus has already paid the price for everyone's sins and he doesn't hold them against you , you are forgiven if you will accept his gracious offer and turn from your sins and acknowledge that you can't save yourself , that you need him to save your soul , then you will be saved . Romans 10:9 - 17

    • @godless_pacifist
      @godless_pacifist Před měsícem +5

      @@jwsanders1214Why did Jesus have to die for your sins? Why couldn’t your god just forgive people?

    • @jexelbur6872
      @jexelbur6872 Před měsícem +4

      @@jwsanders1214 If Jesus “paid the price” what did he lose? His life? No, because he was resurrected. Then he became a powerful being. That doesn’t sound like a sacrifice.
      Why do I need to accept his offer? I didn’t ask for it and I don’t believe I need it. I don’t believe sins exist either. If murder is a sin, why does god tell people to slaughter entire nations? Why does god himself kill people? What can’t I save myself from? God’s wrath? Damnation? Didn’t god create the damnation? That sounds like a threat. I’m not gonna commit to something or someone that threatens me with things I don’t believe.
      And I don’t know what a “soul” is nor do I believe they exist.
      I’m not gonna subscribe to the ideas you propose because I don’t see a good reason to do so. And if you are being serious about this and not a troll, I don’t think you should subscribe to these ideas either.

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      @@godless_pacifist God does forgive all who turn to him and acknowledge that they are sinners and need his forgiveness he will never turn anyone who puts their trust in Jesus .
      Paul tells his fellow Christians that they weren't redeemed with perishable things like silver or gold , but with the precious blood of Jesus Messiah ! Peter 1:18-19
      There was no other way for the world to be saved except by the blood of The Lamb of God , Jesus Christ " Father , if there is any other way then lit this cup pass from me , but not my will but thy will be done "
      It is finished , Jesus has done it . Will you accept Jesus free offer of salvation and eternal life that he offers you ?
      Romans 10:9
      If you will confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God has raised him from the grave you will be saved "
      Put your trust in Jesus , he cares for you

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      @@jexelbur6872 It would behoove you to read the Good News before you say you don't believe it . The Gospel of John will introduce you to your Savior , Jesus Christ

  • @DeathCon666
    @DeathCon666 Před měsícem +3

    It’s so nice that AXP is uploading more older clips when the older cast was here

  • @Angel-nl1hp
    @Angel-nl1hp Před měsícem +10

    She's okay with her mafia boss god condemning people to eternal torture for the "crime" of not believing, but gets upset by one cuss word? Or was she realizing she was talking herself into a corner and grabbed the opportunity to end the conversation quickly?

    • @Bibleguy89-uu3nr
      @Bibleguy89-uu3nr Před měsícem

      no one is condemned for the crime of not believing.

    • @Angel-nl1hp
      @Angel-nl1hp Před měsícem +3

      @@Bibleguy89-uu3nr Correct. Because there is nobody to condemn them. Doesn't stop certain people from believing it though.

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před měsícem +1

      The latter is most likely. Have to preserve the sense of self, after all.

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 Před měsícem +53

    Her name isn't Denise, it's Karen

    • @ookekklibarianbornagain6708
      @ookekklibarianbornagain6708 Před měsícem +3

      🤣👍

    • @doneestoner9945
      @doneestoner9945 Před měsícem +6

      I hear you. My best friend has a sister named Karen, and she hates that expression. I sort of understand where she's coming from. I understand you, as well.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Před měsícem +7

      Say a prayer for all the kind and reasonable people named Karen.

    • @denisebaldwin9292
      @denisebaldwin9292 Před měsícem +4

      Came here to say this!

    • @Beacon80
      @Beacon80 Před měsícem +7

      I feel sorry for all the nice, patient women named Karen out there.

  • @mikepanick468
    @mikepanick468 Před měsícem +13

    that god made me, knowing I would be Gay and fall in love with another man.. This doomed both of us to eternal hell. This is that evil god's "love." That "god" is the biggest extortion racket in the universs.

    • @queuecee
      @queuecee Před měsícem +6

      Evil can only come from evil. If so, god is evil.

    • @mikepanick468
      @mikepanick468 Před měsícem

      @@queuecee ANY god with a book caloling for my murder as a Gay man is an evil azzhole.

    • @Bibleguy89-uu3nr
      @Bibleguy89-uu3nr Před měsícem

      There is no sin that can keep you from trusting Christ.

    • @queuecee
      @queuecee Před měsícem +1

      @@Bibleguy89-uu3nr That makes no sense. And even less because Jesus as some god incarnate never existed.

    • @mikepanick468
      @mikepanick468 Před měsícem

      @@Bibleguy89-uu3nr Then get jeezy over here to tell me that shit IN PERSON. Your insane bullshit claims mean nothing. WAITING IMPATIENTLY, jeezyboy!!!!!!

  • @sanjeevgig8918
    @sanjeevgig8918 Před měsícem +19

    Xtians: Our god loves you so much, he created HELL, just in case you don't love him back.
    .
    LOLZ

  • @hozonkai9967
    @hozonkai9967 Před měsícem +4

    This one NEVER gets old!

  • @philojudaeusofalexandria9556
    @philojudaeusofalexandria9556 Před měsícem +9

    "God Bless you" and "I'll pray for you" are religious people's way of saying "F YOU!". Non-believers are more honest and will actually say "F YOU!" when that's what they want to say.

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      No , We say " Bless your Heart "
      Bless your heart

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +1

      Southerners say bless your heart, it doesn’t necessarily mean anything religious, it’s just a passive aggressive “F you” cloaked in the illusion of civility. It can be used for positivity, yet in 40 years, I’ve yet to hear anyone here say it in a caring way.

    • @sirbarryvee-eight6485
      @sirbarryvee-eight6485 Před měsícem +1

      @@jwsanders1214 "Bless your heart"
      Ahhh chooo.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem

      ​@@jwsanders1214we say go to hell, freak.
      Go to Hell, freak.

  • @petermartell568
    @petermartell568 Před měsícem +10

    stupid threats from a gullible woman

  • @Arkloyd
    @Arkloyd Před měsícem +6

    denise was unarmed in a World War Three Battle of Wits.

  • @dougcarter2987
    @dougcarter2987 Před měsícem +8

    My mom was like this woman when I was a child and was abusive as hell "spare the rod" nonsense so I feel sorry for idiot believers who follow such garbage fairytales and treat others according to such nonsense they believe

    • @dwightfitch3120
      @dwightfitch3120 Před měsícem

      My parents also believed in spare the rod. But fortunately, they used the rod sparingly, usually when I did something stupid/dangerous.

  • @mr.beepers2119
    @mr.beepers2119 Před měsícem +2

    My favorite call ever

  • @JustReed
    @JustReed Před 27 dny +2

    That 'Life preserver' has preconditions and stipulations. In 83 when I grabbed that 'life preserver.' By 87, I was sinking after being weighted down in laws, rules and BS! I took it off and swam on my own strength and made it out alive. One has to know what is a 'life preserver' and not a death trap. You (Christians) can't scare people into believing. They will wake up and realize they been scammed, and they will be mad! -Ex-Christian

  • @tommccarthy3052
    @tommccarthy3052 Před měsícem +4

    "That is so messed up"...Yes, "your god" is missy.

  • @derekwarburton3258
    @derekwarburton3258 Před měsícem +3

    So serial killers, rapists, child abusers are forgiven if they accept Jesus. The one unforgivable sin is not being able to believe in a fairy tale for which there is zero evidence. To a Christian that’s perfectly fair and reasonable. What a messed up mind set.

  • @christopherdickenson374
    @christopherdickenson374 Před měsícem +1

    I have seen this video at least a dozen times and I STILL love it.

  • @laughingbuddha2948
    @laughingbuddha2948 Před měsícem +2

    Once read a story in the papers about a man in Germany who poured a whole bucket of paint over his wife's face while she was sleeping. They were married for 30 years Hearing this woman, The circumstances become painfully clear to me.

  • @iitywybmad29
    @iitywybmad29 Před měsícem +5

    The legal term is coercion.

  • @joshsheridan9511
    @joshsheridan9511 Před měsícem +11

    If Jesus did sacrifice himself for our sins, then it would have been immoral since it removes personal responsibility for your actions.

    • @vertigo4236
      @vertigo4236 Před měsícem +8

      Ha! But Jesus didn't sacrifice anything!
      He didn't stay dead!
      Checkmate atheists!

    • @DanielRodriguez-zj5il
      @DanielRodriguez-zj5il Před měsícem +3

      The concept its called substitutional atonement, and yes it is immoral.

    • @georgeaguilar6996
      @georgeaguilar6996 Před měsícem

      Very wrong again pimp, it's written if a believer continues in sin as follows: ‭Hebrews 10:26-31.
      [26] If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left, [27] but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume the enemies of God. [28] Anyone who rejected the law of Moses died without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses. [29] How much more severely do you think someone deserves to be punished who has trampled the Son of God underfoot, who has treated as an unholy thing the blood of the covenant that sanctified them, and who has insulted the Spirit of grace? [30] For we know him who said, “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” and again, “The Lord will judge his people.” [31] It is a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
      Can imagine for you the unregenerate person.

    • @georgeaguilar6996
      @georgeaguilar6996 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@vertigo4236This is what it means to be a complete fool without understanding 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉........ incredible.

    • @DanielRodriguez-zj5il
      @DanielRodriguez-zj5il Před měsícem +6

      @@georgeaguilar6996 You do realize most people here do not see the bible as a source of truth? And that will remain that way until a theist can demonstrate its truthfulness.

  • @LillyTheLonelySock
    @LillyTheLonelySock Před měsícem +16

    If Jesus died for our sins to save us from Hell, and Jesus is an all-powerful God, then it must have worked. Jesus said in the Bible that the only way to God is through himself. Therefore there is nothing left for _us_ to do. PERIOD. Therefore we all go to Heaven when we die. Isn't that nice? Aren't we lucky? Now we can all go about our lives trying to just be the best people we can be, doing what we think is right without worrying about judgment.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Před měsícem +1

      @@RickLambert963OK, boomer.

    • @joshsheridan9511
      @joshsheridan9511 Před měsícem +1

      What if I don't want to go to heaven.

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

    • @joshsheridan9511
      @joshsheridan9511 Před měsícem +9

      @@azukarzuchastux8066 nothing to repent for, no one to repent to.
      Quoting unholy babble verses won't change that.

    • @azukarzuchastux8066
      @azukarzuchastux8066 Před měsícem

      @@joshsheridan9511
      1 Corinthians 15:3-8
      3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
      John 3:16
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
      ROMANS 10:13
      For “whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”

  • @TheMcrico84
    @TheMcrico84 Před měsícem +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 her brain melt down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smochygrice465
    @smochygrice465 Před měsícem +5

    Maybe God should not of designed, created and implemented Sin into his creation, if God didn't want to sacrifice his son (himself) in the first place.
    And a good Monday Morning 🌞 AXP Fans and Theists ❤❤❤
    Peace Love Empathy From Australia 💪🤠☝️

    • @sirbarryvee-eight6485
      @sirbarryvee-eight6485 Před měsícem +3

      Because God sending himself to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from himself is a bit too much for any logical thinker to accept.

  • @skblack5050
    @skblack5050 Před měsícem +3

    Throwing a guilt trip on everyone is a pretty loving move.. To do to your children.. ..?

  • @scottfulton267
    @scottfulton267 Před 29 dny +1

    So wild to think that someone who has a belief system in which people who do not subscribe to said belief system will spend eternity burning and suffering in hell, gets all bent out of shape from a four-letter word.

  • @gordon3186
    @gordon3186 Před měsícem +1

    *"Knock knock."*
    *"Who's there?"*
    *"It's me, Jesus... Let me in."*
    *"Let you in why?"*
    *"So I can save you."*
    *"Save me from what?"*
    *"From what I'm going to have done to you if you don't let me in."*

  • @Trumpulator
    @Trumpulator Před měsícem +7

    "Jesus died for your sins."
    'Cool. GTF away from me, or so will you.'

  • @godless_pacifist
    @godless_pacifist Před měsícem +9

    Jesus died for his own sins, not mine!

    • @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
      @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED Před měsícem +6

      When seeing Jesus for the first time, John the Baptist declared,
      “Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world” (John 1:29)
      Are you part of the world?? Yep!
      If you reject Jesus’ sacrifice, then obviously it’s not applicable to you!
      Therefore, you’ll die in your sins which leads to hell, then to the lake of fire!
      Really hope you wake up!

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +1

      @@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
      Now, actually prove anything you posted.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +2

      @@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED provide any evidence for any of that without copying more quotes.
      You.
      Can't.

    • @sirbarryvee-eight6485
      @sirbarryvee-eight6485 Před měsícem +2

      @@JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED "When seen Jesus for the first time, John the Baptist declared, “Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world” (John 1:29)"
      When seeing Jesus for the first time, John the Mechanic declared, “It's going to take a week for that part to come in." (Barry 1:29)

    • @DesignsByTrey
      @DesignsByTrey Před měsícem +2

      Claiming He died for His own sins doesn’t align with His recorded sinless life.

  • @rizdekd3912
    @rizdekd3912 Před měsícem +1

    It's simply amazing to me...after decades of realizing believing in the whole 'life after death' has so little basis...how certain others are that it IS going to happen that they know exactly what one must do to prepare for it. IOW it's NOT that I'm certain there is no life after death and that I'm certain nothing exists that could not loosely be called God, it's that I AM certain no one knows who/what God is or what to do about it or even if we need to to anything about it. As Homer Simpson said, "But marge what if we've chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."

  • @jarrodhollenbeck4284
    @jarrodhollenbeck4284 Před 27 dny +1

    The church told my Dad not to bring me for Sunday school anymore because I asked too many questions by 10 or 11

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 Před měsícem +13

    The company's probably better in hell anyway !

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před měsícem +6

      Better music

    • @anthonycrumb5753
      @anthonycrumb5753 Před měsícem +2

      'I'd go to heaven for the climate & hell for the company" Mark Twain

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      You won't have any contact with anybody , no conversations or laughter or any music , only darkness and eternal regret that you rejected Jesus gracious offer of Redemption and everlasting joy and peace .
      Jesus described Hell as a place of eternal suffering where the fire isn't quenched and the worm doesn't die
      Your sins don't send you to hell , Jesus has already forgiven you , bur if you reject his free gift of eternal Life there is nothing else that can be done for you
      " For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son , that whosoever believes in him will not perish but have eternal life . For God did not send his son to condemn the world , but that through him the world might be saved " John 3:16-17 Trust Jesus

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před měsícem +1

      @@jwsanders1214 Churches wouldn't exist without the collection plate. The point IS to collect money. Without money, no one would believe in any of this.

    • @Wiggimus
      @Wiggimus Před měsícem +2

      ​@@jwsanders1214John 3: 16 is what I use to show the cruelty of your god.

  • @Mercutiossword
    @Mercutiossword Před měsícem +8

    Soooo fing closed minded and incapable of reason

    • @Brock_1025
      @Brock_1025 Před měsícem +4

      Christianity in a nutshell

  • @jayjasespud
    @jayjasespud Před 4 dny

    "Let me in I'm here to save you."
    "From what?"
    "From what I'll do to you if you don't let me in."
    ---
    Also, what a pearl clutcher.

  • @Menemen98
    @Menemen98 Před 15 dny +2

    God gives freewill then puts me in hell for using the freewill😂😂😂😂

  • @markwoods4439
    @markwoods4439 Před měsícem +4

    If Jesus is real and threw me a life preserver than he me fall in the pool to begin with😡

  • @lukewojtanowicz1991
    @lukewojtanowicz1991 Před měsícem +3

    Would believing in God and going to heaven mean spending eternity in the company of people like Denise?
    Seems like hell might just be the best option.😊

  • @joiekelly3141
    @joiekelly3141 Před 2 dny

    I feel so sorry for anyone who has to interact with this caller on a regular basis, I guarantee they could tell you exactly what hell is like.

  • @johnsperry9494
    @johnsperry9494 Před hodinou

    I’m not afraid of Hell. There are probably enough scientists in Hell that by the time I get there, they’ll have the place air conditioned.

  • @KeesKouwenberg
    @KeesKouwenberg Před měsícem +4

    If Jesus died for my sins, that means I can sin what I want, and will not be punished. And if I will be punished, that means Jesus didn't die for my sins. But, back to basics, Jesus did not die at all! He just slept for a few days. And he knew this upfront, so there is no sacrifice or something at all! And that is just one of the stupid things in their holy book. And theists wonder why we don't believe that fairytale book, hahaha. And we are the fools.... 🤣

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před měsícem

      "If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing."

    • @KeesKouwenberg
      @KeesKouwenberg Před měsícem

      @@thomasdjonesn He didn't die. Well, he is a myth anyway, so he din't die at all, being not real. But according to the fairytale he didn't die.

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Před 8 dny

    "I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo its use." - Galileo

  • @oldbatwit5102
    @oldbatwit5102 Před měsícem +2

    And off she goes, back to the safe La-La Land of Facebook.

  • @ronwhitehouse23
    @ronwhitehouse23 Před měsícem +3

    This Denise will be the first in the HELL queue.

  • @amtlpaul
    @amtlpaul Před měsícem +3

    I see the Spamtacular Lambot is boring for bigotry again with mindless copypasted repetition.

    • @Beacon80
      @Beacon80 Před měsícem +3

      It's particularly funny when he insists that CZcams doesn't consider it hate speech, when the community guidelines explicitly state that it's hate speech. 🤣

  • @unsignedmusic
    @unsignedmusic Před měsícem

    My favorite call. ❤

  • @keithulhu
    @keithulhu Před měsícem +1

    Denise is probably one of those people who says guns don't kill people, people do.

  • @gknight4719
    @gknight4719 Před měsícem +6

    as Christopher Hitchens stated, Religion poisons every thing!
    NURSE DENISE IS OUT OF HER BED AGAIN.

  • @markfindlay8636
    @markfindlay8636 Před měsícem +2

    Can I speak to your manager?

  • @maxfrisch1911
    @maxfrisch1911 Před měsícem +11

    Christians: "Jesus died for your sins."
    Also Christians: "He rose again three days later."

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      Yes He did all that . He has paid the full price for the sins of the entire world with his own precious Blood , why don't you accept his free gift of Salvation , it costs you nothing except your sins , that's a pretty good trade . I know , I accepted his forgiveness , I am redeemed by the blood of The Lamb of God
      It's like this , I had sold myself into slavery and was being auctioned off and had no way to redeem myself and was being dragged away in my self imposed chains . Jesus paid the full price for my release from slavery and held out the Key to my bonds . I would have been a fool not to accept his offer

    • @SundaeRoast
      @SundaeRoast Před měsícem +7

      @@jwsanders1214 Good luck with that 🙄

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +6

      He was momentarily interrupted

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +6

      How do you kill a god? The guy was inconvenienced for a day and a half, tops.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +4

      @@jwsanders1214 yeah ALL of that is a lie

  • @rbaxter286
    @rbaxter286 Před 20 dny +1

    Created Sick, Commanded to Be Well!

  • @shrews12001
    @shrews12001 Před měsícem +10

    Jesus never existed.

    • @philojudaeusofalexandria9556
      @philojudaeusofalexandria9556 Před měsícem

      This is the bottom line. The rest of the arguing about theology is the equivalent of debating whether or not 2 x-wings could've taken out 6 tie-fighters in that one battle in episode ?.
      Telling them their story is internally inconsistent is playing their game of pretending any of it has any relation to reality at all!

    • @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2
      @BlarglemanTheSkeptic2 Před měsícem +2

      There is little doubt that the man, "Yeshua of Nazareth" existed (cults don't start themselves), but the rest is obviously fan fiction from his cult.

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      Prove it , and Bless your heart

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +6

      @@jwsanders1214 I said so and had someone else write it down. That's all it takes.

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 Před měsícem

      @@shrews12001 I know you can"t prove it , I was just repeating what people say about Jesus , "Prove he Existed " I know that you don't believe The Good News (Gospel ) you don't believe that God loves you .
      I do believe that the writers of The New Testament are telling us the truth . I believe that they knew Jesus personally . I believe that he is God in the flesh and wants me to be redeemed , but I understand that you don't .
      God gave us a free will to make our own choices . I choose Life , I choose Forgiveness , I choose Jesus

  • @jannuary831
    @jannuary831 Před měsícem +14

    You should never swear. Ever! There’s no fuckin’ need for it.

  • @juanausensi499
    @juanausensi499 Před 10 dny

    Easiest refutation ever: When Jesus died, i wasn't born yet. So, he didn't die for my sins.

  • @PNWParkRanger
    @PNWParkRanger Před měsícem +3

    Jeebus saves! Cuz Gawd!

  • @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
    @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED Před měsícem +6

    Science & the Bible
    The Bible speaks of the earth’s 🌏 free float in space:
    “He hangs the Earth on nothing” (Job 26:7)
    Science didn’t discover that the Earth hangs on nothing until 1650.

    • @ApatheticFish3667
      @ApatheticFish3667 Před měsícem +6

      The earth doesn't hang on 'nothing'; it orbits the Sun due to the gravitational pull between the two. This understanding is a product of centuries of scientific progress. The verse from Job is poetic and reflects the ancient worldview rather than providing a literal scientific fact. It’s also important to note that ancient Greek philosophers proposed the Earth was spherical long before the 17th century. Modern science, through the work of figures like Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton, has shown that the Earth is held in its orbit by gravitational forces, which is a far more precise and empirically supported explanation than the poetic language of ancient texts. Thus, while the Bible contains many insights and reflections, its verses should not be misconstrued as scientific discoveries.

    • @quentind1924
      @quentind1924 Před měsícem +2

      That quote was clearly reffering to god, not gravity

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +2

      Christians: Twisting reality to try to make their Bible make sense for 2000 years.

    • @sirbarryvee-eight6485
      @sirbarryvee-eight6485 Před měsícem +2

      "Science didn’t discover that the Earth hangs on nothing until 1650."
      So, you're saying that before then, it was assumed by science to be hanging off a string, or supported on a pole or something?

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 Před měsícem +3

      "only my interpretation is the correct interpretation"
      Typical No True Christian

  • @carlisroy6666
    @carlisroy6666 Před měsícem +2

    By her own logic, she's sending herself to Islamic hell because she rejects the Prophet Muhammad.

  • @stevenburkhardt1963
    @stevenburkhardt1963 Před měsícem

    All I can say is wow!

  • @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
    @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED Před měsícem +6

    Science & the Bible
    🔬 The Scriptures speak of an invisible structure:
    Only in recent years has science discovered that every-thing we see is composed of things that we cannot see - invisible atoms.
    In Hebrews 11:3, written 2000 years ago, tells us that the “things which are seen were not made of things which are visible”.
    I know, just coincidence, of course….

    • @thegags
      @thegags Před měsícem +4

      Yep, sometimes works of fiction can predict something that happens in reality. The Simpson does it all the time. Pretty neat huh?

    • @ApatheticFish3667
      @ApatheticFish3667 Před měsícem +5

      Atoms are not invisible; they are extremely small, but with modern technology, we can observe them indirectly using electron microscopes and other instruments. Hebrews 11:3 is referring to faith and the belief in things not seen, which is a theological concept, not a scientific one. The idea that matter is composed of atoms was proposed by ancient Greek philosophers like Democritus long before the New Testament was written, and it took many centuries of scientific inquiry to develop our current understanding of atomic theory. Claiming that this Biblical passage predicts atomic theory is a significant stretch and misrepresents the nature of both the text and the scientific discovery.

    • @quentind1924
      @quentind1924 Před měsícem +2

      YOU LIAR. "By faith we understand that the universe was created by the word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things that are visible.", actual Hebrews 11:3 without half of it cutted
      You "forgot" the part literally right before it that's clearly saying that thing is god

    • @quentind1924
      @quentind1924 Před měsícem +2

      @@thegags It isn't even true, OP intentionally removed the part of the quote that shows they in fact didn't knew about atoms

    • @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED
      @JESUS--NEVER--tAPPED Před měsícem +6

      @quentind
      Pay close attention to the following & I FORGIVE you for calling me a liar!!!
      “By faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that the things which are seen were not made of things which are visible.”
      -- Heb. 11:3 NKJV
      God created / “framed the world” by His Word! Obviously & scientifically speaking, He used invisible atoms not seen by the naked eye! Simple!
      Thanks for learning 👍 💪

  • @Man_Of_Steel_888
    @Man_Of_Steel_888 Před měsícem +5

    Jesus Christ, the real Superhero who can save the world, even atheists

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +1

      😂🤣

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 Před měsícem +3

      So long as you get on your knees and worship

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před měsícem +1

      Jesus Christ, the “real superhero” killed by nailing him to wood.
      Thor, carries a hammer.
      I’m just sayin’.

    • @shrews12001
      @shrews12001 Před měsícem +3

      His kryptonite is the concept of actually existing.

    • @Jebus_Anti-theist
      @Jebus_Anti-theist Před měsícem +4

      From himself.

  • @pauljordan8033
    @pauljordan8033 Před měsícem +2

    Holy crap. The level of brainwashing 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @EchoChamberDweller
      @EchoChamberDweller Před měsícem

      and projection in order to justify ad-hominem and uncivil language starting around 10:15

  • @krisaaron5771
    @krisaaron5771 Před měsícem +2

    Denise's "theology" guarantees that she's going to heaven (gee, who would have thought it). Denise is a DAMN good reason why I much prefer hell to the smug yet outraged cadre of believers prancing around in their halos and wings while squawking "ExCUUUSE ME?" when their precious fee-fees are wounded.