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Really like how Morty jumped in to attack a guy that was strong enough to break Rick’s leg with a single step, no hesitation whatsoever. He still got owned but...
A+ for effort
yeah he’s definitely grown some balls since season 1 lmao. proud of him
Maturity
Have you not seen bushworld adventures?
Morty ain't no punk lol
You'd grow some balls too if you had to bury yourself in the backyard
Honestly though, who takes their time to get that good at human shielding? Lmao
IWANTFRXNDS
All the good that got him. A fucking expressway ticket to a horrific multidimensional dismemberment.
Mrpersonman0 I mean he was perfectly good at shielding himself
A barbarian who put all his points into str and none into def. runs along the battlefield killing people and picking up shields
Jackie Chan
@@BloodVain87 "Eh, Con and Dex are overrated anyways" lol.
The tickets please guy also being someone playing the life simulator. Wow. That is the kind of thing that makes this show worth it.
It's even weirder when you think of how the story of him playing the video game exists only for the sake of discontinuity.
@@keyansheppard8391 he was never actually playing the simulator game, the “tickets please guy” is the real him. He hallucinated having a daughter and grandkid while in space.
You can observe in this very video that he was never playing “that” simulator game, just one that had the same basic external hardware. The simulator he’s playing is explicitly labeled as “Tickets Please”
@@EarleTKG so the whole scene with the torso spinning around endless spraying blood in that building was all just part of a hallucination? I need to rewatch this episode lol, I thought it was real.
@@beastinthesky6774He was actually spinning around in a cascade of blood while in space, which was also happening in his hallucination.
Remember the ticket guy from polar express yeah that’s him now
Lmao
Feel old yet?
H O T C H O C O L A T E.
I think he no longer believes in Santa Clause! He beats up people who don't have tickets until they are "black & blue"
@@creatureink3471 *whispering* hot hot hot...
0:50 "Jesus the tickets please guy is cut" the way he says this always gets me 🤣🤣
yeah me too i dont know why its so funny
I think it's the way his voice cracks that makes it!
I laughed so hard at "Jesus!, the tickets please guy is cut "
You laughed at the joke. Congratulations.
@@LeviGratton The next time you ask yourself "why don't people like me" remember this conversation
@@LeviGratton You must be fun at parties.
@@mrgarybusey2052 Oh sorry I thought that was the type of comment Rick would say.
So you'd love it.
Mr Gary Busey that implies he gets invited to parties in the first place
This has got to be the most meta fictional episode I’ve ever seen
Futurama did it!
this episode was made under the influence of the harderst drugs in the world
Which episode is that?
I feel like abed from community.
@@AbleFox213 the space honey episode
Ladies and gentlemen the "Jackie Chan of human shielding"
I'm still waiting for that one d bag to show up and say "I also watched the video"
@@birdmoney you haven't heard half of it
Made me 😆 I watched the Jackie Chan movies he does that kinda stuff
You heard him too huh?
I also watched the video
The reason why he immediately knew it was Morty 🤦♀️😂
You mean women dont do this on the daily? 😯
Cj Looklin maybe when they’re done with everything else that day
@@cjlooklin1914 yeah, but not when faced with an attacker with a gun.
@@FFKonoko lol, fair enough. I know if I was held at gunpoint and about to die, Id take the liberty to fondle myself one last time. You know, going to Jesus with a smile on my face 😉
If I had big luscious tits I'd do the same.
i love how random this episode got.
Tickets, please
wild fever dream.
Bro it’s like being stuck in a loop shit hurt my brain
Its not random. Just complicated.
I love how they did it better than family guy
Rick: “I’ll Kick Your Shin Bro”
Immediately gets his leg stepped on and broken by the Tickets Please Guy.
This was the funniest part to me
That, *is* part of the video we all just watched
And then his leg gets healed a few scenes later.
Probably shouldn't have say your attacks out loud. this isn't an anime
yes thank you, your amazing powers of short term memory saved everyone who just watch this 2 minute long video and couldnt fucking remember it
I hope the Blu-Rays will countinue to have uncensored audio
Amazons version has uncensored audio
Tbh the bleeps can sometimes make it sound even funnier
Whenever the ticket guy says “Tickets please” it is way too much of a trip within itself so I hope they don’t censor that at least
Collin Loring true. I love actually hearing them swear but sometimes it’s funnier with the bleeps
I think the question is will HBO Max have this show uncensored.
1:00
I love how genuinely intimidated Rick is by Tickets Please Guy here.
The dude is ripped, I don’t blame Rick.
Morty is turning into kind of a badass as this series progresses.
Morty will become rick. Also Rick uses megaseeds for his super intelligence.
after dealing with all sorts of freaky adventures, you bet your a$$ his turning into a bada$$
Especially in season 5 episode 1
I love how rick has a perfect excuse for everything. Even for not being able to identify his own disguise
It's not an excuse, it's called talented
@@haoxus9413 It's called talent, not talented
@@haoxus9413 | Nah, it's an excuse. One of Rick's primary flaws is an inability to admit responsibility.
@@haoxus9413i nean to be fair, if you made a disguise with the intent for it to work, in sure you'd also make sure not to see the other one
@@haoxus9413 wrong he expected morty to be abled to regonize him
but had a excuse for not being abled to reconize morty
Loved how Morty just went attack mode against a guy attacking his grandpa. Man I love this duo
“When I create shit it works. It’s called being talented.” We should all aspire to have Rick’s level of confidence
Morty: "Jesus! The tickets please guy is cut!"
Jesus later on same episode: "challenge accepted"
"So watery and in such volume"
Lawd.
What did he say cum cutters?
My favorite part about all of this is how his name is just "Tickets Please Guy".
I love that both Rick and Rick Prime said the same line: when I create things it works.
I realized that too watching this again, what a great callback
I love how angry some of the fans got with the ending. Like no one expected Rick and Morty to troll their fans. Just so GOOD.
Jesus, what were the writers on this time because this episode happened three times where one dude rips his shirt just to show how jacked up he is
Brian Kao One of them being Jesus fucking Christ.
The rule of threes
Comedy comes in threes!
Boring
In the interview about the episode the creators discuss how they fear an old guy ripping their shirt off just to show they’ve been preparing their whole lives just to kick your ass.
I don't know what's funnier -- the use of the word "cumgutters", or the idea of how/why *Morty* would know it! (But thank you Rick and Morty team, that was a new word for me and I love it.)
I don't even think I heard of that word before this episode.
@@Underworlddream Right?? Delightful surprises all around. Another new word I learned today was "Callipygian" (which, yes, is a word in English) -- it means to have a nice, well-shaped ass. You use it by saying that a person is "callipygian", and you can describe their ass as "callipygous". So, if your perfect date is a callipygian workaholic with cumgutters, you might be aiming really high!
That is SO disrespectful to people like me. . .
@@Darth_Bateman Why is that? I'd be happy to hear where I've gone wrong, so I can learn from it. I hope you don't find my candor disarming -- I just want everyone to enjoy their time here and their watching experience :)
@@rachelfox8108 LOLO BECAUSE THEY MEAN ABS. I worked hard for my six pack XD
0:47 i just love Rick s reaction to Tickets Please Guy s jacked body
I love how inconsistent Rick’s power is. One episode, if you touch him with negative intent, you just die. He can instantly kill whomever he likes without a thought. Next episode, a mildly talented fighter can beat him up and he threatens to kick your shin.
I mean, you have to have a-
He was inside a simulation (or worse, an anthology) and was being forced to obey the laws of the simulation.
Lmao you can't beat a buff dude who ripped his closed off to show how cut he is. That's law.
“May as well take turns exchanging stories, Mine begins on Planet Ramamama.”
On this planet, live creatures called Ramlings.
Ohhohohohohhhohohhohohohhohohhoh caught in a bad romance
So I was there, young, naive. And this weird looking guy comes to me and Say:
"Ladies and gentleman, the Jackie chan of human shielding. "
I have to say that this was well worth the wait, and I appreciate every little detail and aspect of this show.
I love season 4. My new favorite season. I guess some people just aren't intelligent enough to understand it.
I love how Morty no longer overreacts to all the strange stuff around him and just accepts them as a normal part of everyday life.
I can't tell you how long I've been on the floor laughing after "Jesus, the tickets please guy is cut!"
I was watching it with a friend and he's all " it's not that funny" while laughing from my laughter. I was just done dude, it killed me
Idk why, but the way Rick says "I-I-I'll kick you" always cracks me up
I had no idea there were new episodes out
there's only one lol.
@@ck-xf6ku I mean, i had no idea the series was continuing at this current point in time
@@Randomstuffs261 oh boy this ep is wild but not cannon
@Ross Coe bruh it good
@Ross Coe season4 is worst of all seasons
watched the whole episode. all the time i was like "wtf is going on???". awesome
I really think that was their intention. To make you say "wtf is happening?" the entire episode.
If the entire point of this episode, was to tell fans to stop with their aggressive theories and fanfics.
I think they made it pretty clear. They're not dealing with those !
I was thinking the same thing, but it's just a theory
@@birdmoney A _Game Theory_
I actually dont understand this episode. Was it all a stimulation in the train game or something?
@@MikeyLee559
Well, it's all about being a meta-prop you can find anywhere. Think of this episode as an add, and what you can do with it.
Every characters are a prop you can change to whoever you want, and you can make them, do whatever you want.
They are all toys that thinks they are real (yeah, the producers have a twisted humor), and they all lives adventures imagined by the toy-players.
The many layers of meta, is also a response to fans who just loves to points out what they can't let go and what could happen in the following seasons, considering the many cliffhangers that happened (phoenix-person, mr. poopybutthole, the inhabitants of the Morty-Citadelle, etc...).
@@Juliet-Belcouleur whaat? You just confused me even yo Lol
I love how Morty is so amazed by Tickets Please guy's build that it like takes him completely out of the imminent danger of the moment 🤣
I can't get over how hot Mortys disguise is with Tara Strongs voice and appearance
I appreciate "tickets please" guy only says "tickets please", but you can understand he is saying something different every time. It's like Groot saying "I am Groot."
Technically he has a whole dialogue with his family as he's dying
@@dustinleask4252 STOP WITH SPOILERS
@@pinkpugginz dude this whole video is a spoiler and so is the comment section get over it. By the way Jesus saved the day
*”Jesus, the ticket please guy is cut”* 🤣
U mean hot?
BalderWithAShotgun exactly 😏
@@abemcg3803 ew
BalderWithAShotgun lol sorry but the conductor is seriously mad cut
@@abemcg3803 Oop I'm disgusted about that emoji 🤭
I love how this is the absolute best and absolute worst episode at the same time.
Greg Wycliffe IKR I’ve seen some people praising this episode as a genius return to form and others saying it’s the worst episode they’ve ever seen 😂
@@Mooncupcake83 that's my hope! That this was their way of saying the first half of season 4 (which sucked) was random one off stories, maybe even taking place on the train. But as a meta thing they filled this episode with more random one off crappy stories, making it a crappy episode itself.
If that's the case I will be happy if they return to form from now on.
@@ravenstarver1360 The first half of season 4 was amazing, especially episode 1, are you all on crack?
@@ravenstarver1360 They spend the whole episode mocking the idea of the show as some great epic, and you think it means they're gonna stop doing random one off stories ?
It makes me laugh alot. Doesn’t mean it was the best or the worst. And I don’t really care. Just enjoying it.
"Ladies and gentlemen the jackie chan of human shielding"
Never get old
Okay, the more I rewatch the episode, the more I pick up on things that flew over my head upon first watch
Thats what i like about rick and morty u miss alot of things so that when u rewatch the episode u realise u almost missed 25% of dialogue. It reminds me of the old simpsons. U know, the good seasons.
That’s how I feel about most episodes. That’s why I always make sure to rewatch a new episode again before the next one comes out
AGS 15 😂 yeah I was so busy laughing at when Morty said “the tickets guy is CUT” that I missed the dialogue about cum gutters and all the other funny dialogue
No one:
RIck & Morty: I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
This was by far the most confusing Rick and Morty episode ever aired
They all are but still good
It's the new trash writers trying to say that "everything and nothing is canon!", as an excuse for being so bad at writing that they're crashing the whole show.
This is just such garbage now.
This whole episode was boredom.
@Ghost_ Slaayer it's not supposed to be like that. The first 2 seasons had continuity and some main plot.
3rd season was a shit show, like 1 or 2 good episodes. Season 4 hasn't had a good ep yet, no comedy value at all, and won't have any unless the last ep is good.
@@muuubiee Bruh just enjoy yourself. Doesnt mean that everything has to be canon lmao.
@@JTheMelon With what? The show has no humor and is boring as fuck.
Look at that, Tara Strong finally ended up voicing Morty if even for a little bit.
Jesus the Tickets please guy is cut ! 😂😂😂
This episode was one of the single most insane and clever episodes of television I have ever seen. This and the snake episode are two of the best R&M episodes ever and they're back to back. Insane quality I hope continues.
Ben W what made it so insane and clever?
@@j-boy7923 The meta narrative and the way it's constructed is incredibly clever, plus I didn't know what was going to happen which is rare for television as normally I have some idea of the direction it's going.
I agree. I feel like everybody who doesn't like the new episodes just doesn't wanna like them... I love how the creators just do their thing and don't really care about their toxic fanbase
@Dcvbkyrsscbgdsxcgf agree. This was a boring one.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
This video only showed “half” of the funny parts with the Tickets Please Guy.
TOO SOON!
Hahahaha I seen the episode so I got that :D
Rick is a genius, yet he walks up to a guy with a ranged weapon in his hands.
JahJah he wants to intimidate him
"It's called being talented"
I love that
can we all appreciate how nice the animation has become over the years? I mean, watch season 1, even their reactions are different
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Jackie Chan of human shielding."
1:10 that line tho
1:25 a human in a alien world playing videogame 😐
Rick: There's always someone there for us
Morty: Who?
Rick: 0:00
😂😂😂😂😂
oooohhhh maaaaaannnnn!!!
Second comment...Hmmm
UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEE
Morty got so much funnier as the show progressed 😂😂😂
The fact some dude was playing the tickets guy and was extremely good at using human shields implies he has been doing that, a lot
He plays a lot of (virtual reality?) I geuss
This episode was nearly perfect! Long time without laughing out of loud but that prayer scene followed by jesuschrist tearing his shirt off killed me.
Keep it up boys, no need for deep canon episodes when you can get this high of quality content un canonically.
This episode made me gave up on Rick and Morty canon but it has open my eyes for so much more
J. Busch It’s one of my favorites for how aware it is and for how fast paced it is. I’m glad the writers are going to continue writing how they want.
J. Busch Why? The canon is actually pretty simple to follow if you pay attention.
“JESUS the tickets please guy is CUT”🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:01 wow I thought Rick Was the smartest human alive
Old Men in anime: 0:49
Old Men in Real Life: 1:27
Lol
I love how on the season 5 premier, Morty references the Tickets Please Guy.
The smartest mammal in the universe capable of turning blackholes back into Suns resorts to kicking his shin.
Morty may come off as a mess of anxiety and insecurity, but when his family is threatened that all goes out the window.
0:40 All what I got from this episode is that we are never going to get another episode inter-dimensional cable ever again
I love how every time Rick gets hurt or falls through the portal, they use the scream from “we need a vacation” lol.
To be fair that is the scream
@@theshuman100 Well, after that episode from that point forward I mean.
sooooo dope!!
Lmao u commented two times
He’s excited
You don't get come gutters like that from just being okay at human shielding.
Anyone catch the Snowpiercer reference at 1:17?
The story device of the story train helped me figure out how to flesh out my script. I’ve had all of these ideas for a Fringe Play. Now I get how to connect them with Dan Harmon’s story circle.
Roy 2: Roy goes bananas
0:53 I dont know what they bleeped and I am not sure I want to know lmfao
Rick wanted to deflect from the fact that he forgot what he made the disguises look like lmao
That guy is the best at human shielding
Is it just me or is the fluidity of the animation higher quality? This scene looks even more amazing than the usual stuff. I'll never doubt these guys again.....until the next time.
Morty's fantasy is being Tara Strong.
Funny. At one point, Cartoon Network wanted someone else to voice Morty: either Billy West, or Tara Strong. Thank goodness Harmon and Roiland had their way!
I was wheezong throughout that entire episode. That last line really set me off 😂😂
That was insaaaanne!
Looking forward to the whole episode.
This is the only show I ever buy on CZcams.
wow that was intense. what a way to start the 2nd half of the series! instant classic
Laughed so hard when the tickets please guy got sucked through the window. The best part.
Watching this episode, I genuinely had a mild acid flashback lmfao.
Looked forward to this clip! Thanks [AS]
This show is just gold
I was so confused during this episode... And I loved it
Rick and Morty always suprises me man...
There's always something...
I love how they were able to pull off an episode so weird and bizarre, even for a Rick and Morty episode
This episode is incredible
After the credits, when Rick said "No one's out there shopping with this FUCKING VIRUS", that was the 5th wall.
I love how Rick blames his lack of knowledge on how good he is
What lack of knowledge lmao
@@dustinleask4252 he didnt recognize the disguise
@@Tahmauri weir way to phrase it but I see you point lol
this is a master piece!
This is so much better than interdimensional cable.
0:07 r34 do your thing
*Message recieved loud & clear*
*Challenge Accepted*
@@VerdeMorte soooooo. Any updates?
@@VerdeMorteny updates
The ticket guy may have been the funniest joke of the episode.
Which season and episode was this? I only ever got to see the first couple seasons back in the day.
Worth the wait
Proof that Mortys character has evolved, morty at the beginning of the show would never tried and fight anyone
I first thought he was playing Roy but rewatching this now after the episode I noticed above the game it says “tickets please”
Imagine there being an actual simulation at a mall or arcade where you just go around collecting tickets.
This episode was great! I had an acid trip recently that was like the part where Morty started waking up elsewhere.
What gutters?
Come again?
That's pretty messed up. LOL?
Cumgutter
Neutron Star for reals tho?