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[@LazarBeam]

I am contacting the winners today. What was your favourite?

[@MrJohn0fficial]

To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍

[@cglcoolman5260]

Shrek.

[@kellythomson643]

7th

[@johnson-sniffer]

Spray paint guy

[@reubendude8391]

Hi

[@thejesuschrist]

Now I can finally buy a new pair of sandals! Thanks Mate! 🙏

[@larksauce9854]

Hey jesus what's up

[@jaydxn9627]

amen jesus

[@crnpheonix2507]

Hey, Jesus? Am I going to Heaven?

[@dababy6275]

Yo Jesus

[@uwulala]

is jesus real?

[@Loserfruit]

Hard to choose which is my fav tbh. Grafitti guy or the people who roasted you 🤔

[@pedram2427]

People who roasted him lol

[@Its_A32]

Yes

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter broddie

[@granthsatsangi7158]

i'd say roast

[@egizikid]

It’s obviously has to be Jesus

[@user-js7mj8zw4w]

i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money

[@randomname8220]

Lmao

[@Theunicorn2012]

i wish the guy with the buffalos won he looked like he really needed the money

[@Completethepuzzle]

same

[@user-en5dl2sy5m]

I hoped he won to bafolo man

[@robkooyt]

2:37 that actually got me laughing 😂😂😂

[@jaxthegamer6402]

He saw that the video wasn’t monetised

[@nguyenvannga3700]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bej3ueu4h3h5]

Same

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

:)

[@user-ev9wl7bh9e]

What up

[@davidhowell4157]

Hullo daily dose.

[@anc5588]

Hi DDOI!

[@dat1nga]

Watch this get 5k likes

[@noobtube1323]

I swear you do this for no reason

[@thegodofdogs7700]

3:07 *“Look at my arms, I can’t move them I didn’t pay for that.”* Relatable

[@ChristopherLedesma-ze3bo]

Ur name shouldn’t be that u are not a god there’s only one Blasphemy Jesus Christ King Of kings Everyone read owner read Isaiah 54:17 and read Matthew 6:9-14 God gave me this Message on a Saturday read this GOD LOVES U JESUS ASWELL THE SPIRIT OF GOD WHO IS THE HOLY SPIRIT COMFORTS U ACCEPT HIM HERES HOW TO RECEIVE HIM Romans 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Don’t say Oh my - is using the lords name in vain instead use Oh my don’t say God because your are calling he’s name for nothing important use it wen u need it aswell with Lord Holy and Jesus Christ don’t say those things wen it’s not important it’s using he’s name in vain which it’s bad don’t swear on God or Jesus Christ or The Holy Spirit or anyone don’t swear on anyone aswell. and always capitalize he’s name Jesus Christ and God name and The Holy Spirit. Also don’t say The J-ezz word it means Jesus so its making fun don’t use it also don’t say danmm it’s not ok it’s means to sent to hell don’t say what the hell aswell it’s bad and revenge it’s not ok aswell . And don’t say Cheese Louise or Jeez Louise it’s bad jeez it’s a reference to Jesus Christ name wrote wrong it’s blasphemy.
Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy.
Always give grace (thanks) to God before eating and ask God to bless your food in the name of the father and Jesus Christ and The Holy Spirit don’t even matter if it’s even little food just give thanks if u forget just say To bless it with Jesus Christ and he’s name. Don’t say what the hell or anything with hell aswell dont tell someone they are going to hell or that they are from hell don’t say oh heavens it’s disrespectful don’t say heck and don’t be racist God does not like that and rembeber u can do everything with God’s help also tattoos are a sin don’t do it God doesn’t like when u write on the skin he made for u. Always give thanks for everything . Luck don’t exist. coincidences don’t exist odds don’t exist aswell Magic don’t exist aswell God it’s the one who makes things happen magic it’s fantasy. God has its reasons to make things happen every thing it’s a plan of God to make your life better God it’s the one who controls everything everything happens because of him . turn to Him He’s waiting God loves u Jesus Christ aswell. Christ means Anointed One or Holy One or Messiah, Messiah means The same as Christ . Christ means Savior since he died for our sins. Anointed means Holy one or made Holy do this to receive the Holy Spirit he’s Spirit He’s the one who comforts us 🙂 John 14:
26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance (remember ), whatsoever I have said unto you Roman’s 10:9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Holy Ghost it’s the Holy Spirit The Spirit of God he’s the presence of God And always pray before going to sleep and after getting up and when you want and when u want to give thanks I recommend reading Mathew 6:9-13 the full version it shows u how to pray also don’t celebrate Halloween or any evil thing if u are Christian u shouldn’t participate in other religions or respect them just respect the person not the belief. Aswell don’t say hell it is not a cool place don’t praise hell or use it in any kind of way. Don’t blame God for anything aswell because he does it for something things happen for a reason don’t get mad at him never doubt him have hope and faith in him aswell don’t call urself a God or anybody else because no one is only one exist also don’t worship any other gods. John 14:6 ERV
Jesus answered, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. The only way to the Father is through me. Ten
Commandments
You shall have no other gods before Me
You shall not murder
You shall make no idols
You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain
Keep the Sabbath day holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet. It means u shouldn’t want what other people have u should be grateful for what u have God gave u the stuff so be grateful. only believe what the Bible says not everything that u hear or see because the Bible it’s the truth. nothing it’s impossible with God’s help . only believe in God only pray to him but only to Jesus Christ and God not one else. God can cure any disease trust in him pray if u are going through something. Don’t belive in magical rocks don’t participate on rituals. And don’t support any sin try to get the person to talk to you about it and explain why it’s bad love the person not the sin. Everything it’s fixed by God he makes everything happen he fixes u from sickness and everything ur going through only believe what the Bible says. God formed us.
Sin deformed us.
The Bible informs us.
But Jesus Christ
transforms us.When u Die U don’t Go to Heaven we wait until Jesus Christ comes back for us and all dead people wake up. Don’t listen to demonic songs or watch shows that show hell or like are demonic or who are named demon or games that are satanic. God can Help u with anything he loves u And Jesus Christ aswell God can fix everything like sickness have faith. And don’t say anything like the word inferno stay away from satanic things don’t say diabolical or any bad thing. And don’t smoke or do anything bad to u and ur body.God hates sin but Loves u. u don’t use 777 number it’s not ok angelic numbers aren’t ok. You should not joke about saying ur going to pray as a joke it’s not ok read John 1:29 and Matthew 17 1-8 And John 3:16

[@trevorschulze587]

NaH 💀💀💀

[@elijahdelrosario6297]

do more of this!! this is amazing

[@Mistiyy]

Lazar hitting us with bangers! Can we just appreciate it

[@thazimamr3858]

I love you so much

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️

[@ratrat4610]

I love his vids too

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter bro

[@alexjelinek2808]

Yes sir 🙏

[@hecker69]

I was in my son’s wedding, but LazarBeam video seems more important

[@tdsfrostburn7478]

Hecker

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

I love when the notification shows up "you got a new subscriber” ❤️

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️

[@vxgxgdxufyf6537]

hecker

[@Nexify4]

Lmfao.

[@legofan69420]

Lazar is a banger man and I love his content

[@TheGreenMenace777]

We not gon talk about that search history 💀

[@MustardPlays]

I loved this, haha!

[@whi..]

mustard

[@KunarTiger]

Yessir

[@Logybananahead]

Hey

[@ItsJaden1]

Chad mustard

[@farhatulmahmud]

im a sandwich mayo mustard relish

[@puzzLEGO]

I don't think anything can top the graffiti

[@don2based]

fax

[@hklbel]

Same

[@markusdoenklangaldstedt539]

FAX

[@Gamecraft2525]

wow being verified really takes you places huh

[@thiccberry4714]

Jesus did

[@OoTPCAPT]

Lannan, Your ‘Lazarbeam is true blue’ song is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever heard.

[@pdcpcontempkids9014]

What did we learn from this video lazar should upload more 😀

[@midwesterner563]

And he turned the lazar into a children’s book, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@roccotaylor2685]

Jesus is very sus

[@clickmexd]

You know it's a good day when lazar uploads..

[@Bdawg910]

you know it

[@saranyam06]

Verified

[@yoloplayz1049]

@@SubscribeForCookiees i subbed

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

@@yoloplayz1049 Thanks I did it back

[@kianmckenna1144]

This is a bot

[@lokolayon4745]

I want to here the lazarbeam quartet one. That sounded amazing!

[@totallynotit7311]

bro that buffalo guy is innocent as heaven

[@Hakiii]

2:28 I genuinely love how Lannon can joke around about his videos getting demonetized😂😂

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

To who ever is reading this comment hope you reach your goals
My goal is to reach 3.5k any help would be appreciated ❤️

[@SubscribeForCookiees]

Ok

[@zeybloxia]

yes

[@bananacg9890]

Hi

[@ducky8552]

@@SubscribeForCookiees nvm u keep on saying that :/

[@ttvblix9186]

7:03 I love this, this should be ur Christmas theme song lazarbeam

[@aryanpatil6001]

7:04

[@joannaligmanowska6841]

Instantly knew the lacking originality one was the best

[@alexandersael5508]

2:57 *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*

[@pilgaard3187]

5:35 the bloody legend is getting angre at a puppet

[@rami4797]

5:30 hes speaking fax

[@IcyLucario]

Alright that jingle was far better than I thought it would be.

[@gio_fingerboarding]

This man is a legend 😁👍

[@SMarcey]

This was an insane video. How could a concept so random turn out so well. The man that wrote a roast jingle is pretty tops but The Barber Shop Quartet and the Puppets are my fav. Jesus was also fuckin lit. The man just wants a Roley, is that so much to ask for after forgiving all your sins?

[@HUMADUCK]

The viral jingle is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen

[@liamprogamer2322]

Ayo fortnite man

[@bigman6052]

@ asked?

[@B-NTE]

im dying to when laserbeam said “gotta catch em all”

[@user-ww8dy7xe2j]

Lazar is hitting us with banger vids

[@AB-mc1qj]

My favorite was definitely the viral jingle in 24 hours. Had me dead 😂

[@hklbel]

xD

[@iane7474]

Mine was the dude dancing to the lazarbeam song, that shit had me in tears

[@menyoi4539]

5:05 sounds like stampy

[@bentheeggboi1327]

IKR

[@makaylaa4]

my brother got me addicted to lazarbeam and im glad he did

[@loganmiller7984]

Let’s go I love your reacts lazar!👍

[@BluntBrothersProductions]

For your merch, you should make a hoodie/ long sleeve that’s almost completely plain, but on the left sleeve it says code lazar around the same spot your arm does, I mean I would buy it….

[@Wendriz]

Just yes

[@bananacg9890]

Hi

[@blasting_eagle6889]

]0

[@wys_jai]

So would I

[@kkw679]

I love your channel the greatness of scrolling you can find so much verified ytbers

[@ygwxlf2244]

I kinda miss when lazar was living with his parents pissing his dad off because he didn't think he was going to be big lmao

[@Rgamerplayz]

content i needed today.

[@user-mt8or4dp3p]

The jingle is catchy and now stuck in my head anyone else😂😂😂

[@Adamshhhhhhhhh]

JESUS IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS,HE MET THE BLOODY LEGEND BACK

[@MrJohn0fficial]

To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍

[@AtomicSlinky]

CAN THESE BOTS SHUT UP

[@bellapoarch9177]

“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'

[@electricarmadillo8505]

@Doofy 𖨆 you again

[@faded6459]

I’m loving these almost daily vids

[@MrJohn0fficial]

To who ever is reading this comment
You are awesome 👻
My goal is to hit 27k any help would be epic👍

[@DarthScott]

Same. I bet there's gonna be people here that don't know the second channel existed.

[@abyss55remix11]

ME TOO it’s brightening my day up

[@benmoran8167]

Lmao same

[@benmoran8167]

@@MrJohn0fficial shush no self promo

[@alphonsageorge895]

1:48 he took emotional damage

[@rainacharia8251]

Only the OG’s remember Jesus helping LazarBeam to win a game of Fortnite

[@dylanrudnik994]

i love how lazar just blew up, it’s so wholesome

[@nooooooooooooodle]

Phisically

[@aarushquesadilla3621]

My favorite part of free guy when lazar said, more than 50% npc deaths are because of me because it was accurate AF

[@owenkasaboski6902]

Several billion NPCs are killed everyday, and I'm not gonna lie, at least half those are on me - Lanan

[@ALFA_G_GLAZE]

What should we build next ?

[@neelofarkhan9692]

Ya know its a good vid when its from Lazerbeam Even better when he says yeet

[@Incepter.]

That was so freaking hilarious

[@DarkCT-]

“It hurts more when a puppet says it” also Dr Dophsmerts says that

[@fakedpeople1598]

4:56 🤣🤣😂😂 lazzzzar beam

[@neecoleemariee]

😮

[@ryan343]

Laazaaarrrrrrr beaammm

[@EranWasGamingYT]

Lazár biëm

[@kazaki87]

2:10 hilarious

[@rainbowrubyandchoco1293]

best roast lazarbeam ever

[@pgossard9261]

"Jesus can conjor stuff" - bloody legendary man.

[@kamrynlopez5317]

i’m so happy you’re posting more ‼️

[@lucassummers1377]

man needs 20mil he totally deserves it :)

[@yuristaysgold7902]

1:29 one of the best jingles I’ve heard in my life

[@-pxpcx-]

6:58 Lazar beam please put the jingle on spotify

[@LLewin69]

5:19 I saw that coming

[@PuffyKat]

The buffalo guy was life changing, ayo fornite man, thanks

[@tragiczs184]

when i find a lazarbeam video i have not liked, i know i have now seen it. Banger vid.

[@dunkeld4137]

7:14 make that your new outtro its the best

[@rocchen8275]

It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!

[@hklbel]

Agreed

[@krazykalybyt6240]

Agreed

[@Theunicorn2012]

It's great to see daily uploads again! Keep up the good work LazarBeam!

[@banned3241]

Gotta catch em all caught me off gaurd 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wiced1]

Lazerbream you really love yourself 😂😂

[@ahzynaclark624]

who remembers when Lannan played clone drones in the danger zone.

[@daskeishima9253]

its my fav game it was so cool

[@johannakarim8400]

Me

[@NateDogg-vr9uu]

1:26 That was the greatest thing ever!

[@aryanpatil6001]

1:30

[@Axelor_]

lazarbeam search history a W

[@toolazy8477]

the best anime phrase he could come up with was "gotta catch them all"

[@hxmmer_on_top4165]

These mad bangers just hit different. I’m telling u. Love u lazar

[@stranger4078]

Who els misses the old lazar beam when he did random games and always had fresh new content as a OG fan it hurts 😔

[@moonknight8513]

hey, atleast its not fortnite

[@stranger4078]

@@moonknight8513Fr but I still miss the old days 😞

[@gato1380]

How are you an OG if you just joined youtube 6 months ago?

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

@@gato1380 now I'm curious?

[@anhvuphan5727]

Been here since 2015 and let's say that his content doesn't really feel the same anymore. Maybe I've growned out of up, maybe he changed throughout the years in accordance to the CZcams atmosphere.

[@Del9Axe]

this is the best video ever!!❤️❤️

[@Vanaxa_]

He's back

[@intelligentyoutubeuser3182]

"I am giving a thousand dollars to Jesus"
I never thought I would hear that sentence but here we are.

[@DKCART06]

@ you joined a day ago how do u have 11 subs. It took me 1 month to get 11 subs

[@Jackowacko-pm4up]

Lannan is actually balling rn

[@limit8123]

@Doofy 𖨆 Cap

[@hklbel]

@@limit8123 agreed

[@floresfn]

Its always a good time when the fortnite man upload

[@candraleann]

Would appreciate another fiver video.
Thank you

[@reverseback]

Get this man to 20 mil well deserved keep it up:)

[@pedram2427]

Your videos are just great mate, thanks for making my day better. 😄

[@asjhamb8923]

Jesus having bills and saying,”fuuuuuuuckkk” is what I always wanted

[@Trapyzlouie]

honestly you are the best ive been watching you since i was 4 ik it was too young but still i watch your videos over and over sgsin (: c:

[@aadityapatil5842]

Just wanted to say I am so happy that you are regularly uploading again

[@H.Abbasi047]

4:40 best ever 👍😂

[@Yeeps_cartel_leader]

1:31 can we get that one more time😂

[@SMMmc76]

Gets toasts constantly

[@ttv_rxpt4326]

Everyone has to agree your day gets 100% better when lannan uploads

[@ttv_rxpt4326]

@PXL RYZ I subscribed and like ❤️😎😃

[@bellapoarch9177]

“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'

[@ttv_rxpt4326]

@@bellapoarch9177 yo it’s Bella poarch😂

[@Nebulao]

I think we all appreciate regular uploads again!

[@26mic]

Man U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@mayankbains7000]

Yeah its really great to see this much mr. beam content.

[@Future180]

Nah but that first line on the jingle was a violation

[@vlish4121]

I just love it when he spends Thousands of Dollars on things like this.

[@xX-Defaultylogin]

0:32 lannan is more impressed that he threw the paint can at the end than the creation of the actual painting

[@traviswarriner5614]

Queensland

[@amelialeake5314]

@@traviswarriner5614 wut?

[@amelialeake5314]

BAHAHHA ikr

[@nathanthelizardwizard]

I like the part where theres lazarbeam

[@damjanmaric6664]

bro lazae looks so cool in anime style

[@daboy5617]

honestly this is a justified morally compelling photosinthic way to spend money

[@Christianntaylor]

Notning will ever be better then the good old days where lazarbeam would break fortnite on update night in 2018-19

[@requisthedemigod6391]

Fr

[@bellapoarch9177]

“Roses are dead
“Violets are dying"
“Outside i’m smiling"
“But inside i’m crying
"I just wish people would notice my content and give me a chance".'

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

I love how he essentially just paid 10k to get roasted

[@Theunicorn2012]

Great Video! This is extremely hilarious and I love it

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@Theunicorn2012 I know you're bullying me and I want you to know that I am extremely offended

[@Exenting]

Graffiti guy was really talented

[@Spy-my4nr]

Lazarbeam thank you mate, you've cheered me up in the darkest of times thank you so much love you bro peace

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter homie

[@jackskellington684]

He's not gonna shag ya mate

[@hklbel]

@@26mic ?

[@Theunicorn2012]

Lazarbeam thank you mate, you've cheered me up in the darkest of times thank you so much love you bro peace

[@jacksonthomson4765]

Definitely would love to see more of these videos

[@Soovem]

7:52 I have dog image 11 as my Home Screen already

[@FuriousXXGXX]

Crispy concords also had the Buffalo guy😂

[@crazybrick_]

The jingle that roasted him was the best!

[@crazybrick_]

@Rafael yes I think I understand how that story works

[@maxyboi6362]

@Rafael dude, why the fuck do you copy paste that on every comment saying the jingle roast is good.