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  • Never have I ever, Family Guy style
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  • @chrisgeorge2035
    @chrisgeorge2035 Před 4 lety +10822

    I was never born 9 times
    Quagmire: Oh come on

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 Před 4 lety +297

      I never banged a meatloaf

    • @cedricmartin8797
      @cedricmartin8797 Před 3 lety +212

      @@moneylover318 Quagmire' Oh come on!
      Me: Never slept with my parents

    • @AtlanticCoastJoey
      @AtlanticCoastJoey Před 3 lety +137

      I've never kissed a video game girl
      Quagmire: OH CMON!

    • @jaredsaldana1599
      @jaredsaldana1599 Před 3 lety +73

      I never did it with a transvestite
      Quagmire:YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

    • @loganweaver8251
      @loganweaver8251 Před 3 lety +108

      I was never in a bisexual orgy
      Quagmire: OH COME ON!!!!!!

  • @RudeRabit
    @RudeRabit Před 2 lety +5462

    I like how it went from “never have I ever” to “let’s just name impossible things so Quagmire doesn’t take another shot”

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Před rokem

      “I’ve never banged an aboriginal woman while strumming the national anthem on a Beetle’s signed guitar”
      Quag: “GODDAMN”

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax Před rokem +194

      And he still ends up drinking

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@Xenox7781 how

    • @lickmyloafbruh
      @lickmyloafbruh Před 10 měsíci

      @@Xenox7781He was just pointing something out asshole

    • @paoerfulone1089
      @paoerfulone1089 Před 10 měsíci

      Let me try!
      Never have I ever… had anal w/ Greek chick behind a pyramid while getting my ears pulled by an orangutan the middle of an archeology exhibit.

  • @Chirpysemperboy
    @Chirpysemperboy Před 6 lety +13733

    it is funny how it went from "Never Have I Ever..." to "Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes?"

    • @fennex7575
      @fennex7575 Před 3 lety +214

      You should have worded it better

    • @paper2941
      @paper2941 Před 3 lety +168

      *Giggity*

    • @Paper_Brain
      @Paper_Brain Před 3 lety +61

      that's what it always turns into

    • @chrismartin583
      @chrismartin583 Před 3 lety +26

      @@paper2941 damn you you almost made shit pants

    • @BIoknight000
      @BIoknight000 Před 3 lety +10

      Like that one episode of Mr. Show with the lie detector

  • @danielmccafferty5373
    @danielmccafferty5373 Před 3 lety +13922

    Is it a possibility that Quagmire eventually got so drunk that he's just assuming he's done these things?

    • @muffinchip6894
      @muffinchip6894 Před 3 lety +1701

      It's quagmire...

    • @forge4119
      @forge4119 Před 3 lety +1109

      Its possible. But not very probable

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 Před 3 lety +794

      This being Quagmire we're talking about, it's very likely he remembered those things VIVIDLY, unfortunately.
      Ya can't run from your giving a spider monkey a reacharound demon forever, no matter how much booze you drink lol

    • @doubleslothgaming
      @doubleslothgaming Před 3 lety +160

      @@muffinchip6894 who else but Quagmire

    • @mere8320
      @mere8320 Před 3 lety +71

      The chances are low but never zero

  • @Robopercy
    @Robopercy Před 3 lety +13380

    “I never slept with Cleveland’s wife”
    **Cleveland and Quagmire take a shot**

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Před 6 lety +12547

    I wonder what Quagmire's bucket list is currently.

    • @rhettdilley
      @rhettdilley Před 5 lety +296

      Rick Sanchez sounds pretty spot on

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 Před 4 lety +72

      Rick Sanchez lmao

    • @killianmmmoore
      @killianmmmoore Před 4 lety +99

      Hed never slept with someone transgender (at that point)(knowingly)

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 Před 4 lety +50

      Killian Moore Brian did let him know about that after a flight to Thailand when he sniffed him down as a BCP sniffing dog.
      Quagmire thought he was with 3 chicks but Brian sniffed out 2.

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Před 4 lety +39

      @@killianmmmoore he bangs his own dad because of his mentally insane girlfriend.

  • @gunnermoomo2080
    @gunnermoomo2080 Před 2 lety +2515

    Quagmire drank 37 beers, and at 15 seconds for the first three questions and hypothetically 6 "sips" per bottle he drank to 222 wacky things in 18.5 minutes (can't fine his weight so I just guessed 140) meaning he has a blood alcohol level of 1.36 which is nearly 4 times the lethal limit

  • @dominicanthony9887
    @dominicanthony9887 Před 3 lety +533

    Joe: I’ve never slept with Lois
    Quagmire: Oh come on!
    Peter: Wait what?

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 2 lety +30

      Honestly Peter probably wouldn't be surprised. Both because Quagmire, and because Lois is apparently the hornier of the griffin couple.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Před 2 lety +6

      The timetravel episode implied Lois and Quagmire had a thing going on before Peter made his move.

    • @marckempe2143
      @marckempe2143 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@tiaaaron3278 time travel episode only implied that it only happened AFTER Peter went back the first time to make up for what he perceived as lost time, but actually ended up pushing Lois away, which is strange because Peter met Quagmire and Cleveland because of Carter this was after Quagmire was enlisted in the Navy.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Před 4 měsíci

      @@marckempe2143 There are clearly multiple timelines in Family Guy lol.

  • @Dragon66898
    @Dragon66898 Před 3 lety +795

    I love how Peter quickly glanced at Quagmire with the reach around one.

    • @LarrytheKing16
      @LarrytheKing16 Před 2 lety +52

      He probably knew Quagmire was gonna drink.

    • @noneofyourbuisness1679
      @noneofyourbuisness1679 Před 10 měsíci +14

      I get the feeling that, as soon as he said it out loud - even before he finished saying it - he knew Quagmire would drink.
      Because who else but Quagmire?

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I love how you made a basic observation

    • @minkkstarr
      @minkkstarr Před 6 měsíci

      The Joke

    • @minkkstarr
      @minkkstarr Před 6 měsíci

      That was apart of the Joke

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer Před 3 lety +1301

    Me: "I never did a chick in the cockpit of my airplane with the radio turned on for people to hear me."
    Glenn: "Oh god, this is ridiculous!"

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 Před 3 lety +60

      It wouldn't surprise me if that actually happened to Quagmire.

    • @J221.
      @J221. Před 3 lety +29

      @@FuryanJedi13 while I feel like he would do that I think his love for being a pilot and being professional about would cause him not to do that

    • @morganrussman
      @morganrussman Před 2 lety +21

      @@FuryanJedi13 considering that quagmires a airplane pilot and of how many women there sometimes are on his flights, that wouldn't be that much of a surprise if that did happen at least once.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming Před 2 lety +8

      @@J221. No i doubt it, i think he would of

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 Před 2 lety +9

      I never did a guy behind the dumpster at Cleveland's deli

  • @hummingbirdgirl0720
    @hummingbirdgirl0720 Před 3 lety +583

    I never did all the princesses in Disneyland or Disney World with Mickey Mouse watching...
    "Seriously guys!"

    • @LarrytheKing16
      @LarrytheKing16 Před 3 lety +5

      They never said that.

    • @LarrytheKing16
      @LarrytheKing16 Před 2 lety

      @DefinitelyNotACultist No thank you. I'm being honest, they never said it.

    • @justfassy1176
      @justfassy1176 Před 2 lety +10

      I never had a foursome with the three bears while Goldy Locks was cooking meth inside a tent In the kitchen

    • @LarrytheKing16
      @LarrytheKing16 Před 2 lety

      @DefinitelyNotACultist Oh

    • @retiredalt
      @retiredalt Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimbodeek
    @jimbodeek Před 2 lety +284

    "I never got my thing stuck in a window while watching Lois do martial arts."

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 Před 2 lety +53

      Quagmire: DAMMIT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?! [takes a swig]

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 Před 2 lety +22

      "Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's in a window this time."

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Před 2 lety +10

      @@zachhaywood1564 "*sigh*... Ground floor or upper floor?"

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@AppleOfThineEye”both”
      “Damn it”

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Před 3 lety +3629

    "I never was named Joe."
    "DAMMIT"
    "Quagmire, what the hell did you do?"
    "Sometimes fetishes get out of hand."

  • @AnnoyingNerdLoL
    @AnnoyingNerdLoL Před 5 lety +466

    Who else but Quagmire?

    • @Shahzad-ss1jq
      @Shahzad-ss1jq Před 3 lety +3

      Hii

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 Před 2 lety +7

      Giggity-Giggity-Giggity!

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 Před 2 lety +16

      He's Quagmire. Quagmire. Never really know what he's gonna do next. He's Quagmire. Quagmire.

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 Před 3 měsíci

      @@stevenstice6683Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggty let’s have sex!

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 Před 3 lety +648

    Peter: I never cry read the Bible in a sex dungeon while a Dominatrix dripped candle wax on my nads.
    Quagmire thinking: Oh thank god he didn't say Dr. Seuss.

  • @TheWindstorm2012
    @TheWindstorm2012 Před 7 lety +1095

    I'm laughing my ass off outta Joe's giggles. Patrick Warburton is the best "Family Guy voice" actor after Seth.

    • @WalshTV
      @WalshTV Před 7 lety +10

      TheWindstorm2012 which seth

    • @hidingcrocodile
      @hidingcrocodile Před 2 lety

      @@zombienation7493 wtf

    • @LayneCobain
      @LayneCobain Před 2 lety

      I jer r ked off a Palestinian midg et until he gave me aids on my channel brotendo

    • @bderrick4944
      @bderrick4944 Před 2 lety +1

      I’d say Mike Henry was the second best until he got all woke

    • @e-122psi3
      @e-122psi3 Před rokem +2

      Okay but we know Adam West dominated prior to his death.

  • @ATLBaTmAn1
    @ATLBaTmAn1 Před 8 lety +3096

    So joe laughing at the end wasn't funny to anyone else but me lol

  • @jays5428
    @jays5428 Před 7 lety +600

    I never made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Před 3 lety +351

    Peter: "I've never had sex with a monster from Where The Wild Things Are."
    Quagmire: "Come on!" **Takes a drink**

  • @NightHawk12to81
    @NightHawk12to81 Před 8 lety +786

    Quagmire on his 51st beer.

  • @eb7389
    @eb7389 Před 7 měsíci +28

    Love how they'd never specified the things had to be strictly sexual. They could have changed argument at any time, but they just wanted to know how deep that rabbit hole went

  • @dyea_b_tis5319
    @dyea_b_tis5319 Před 4 lety +373

    Me: I never attempted a game of badminton at a nudist beach while reciting Bon Jovi’s “Runaway.”
    Quagmire: *passes out*

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Před 2 lety +5

      Inspector Clouseau: *(drinks)*

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 Před 2 lety +6

      in all fairness, that is a pretty good song

  • @TheFrontLines955
    @TheFrontLines955 Před 2 lety +148

    Joe: I never had sex for an entire year
    Quagmire: Oh finally

  • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421

    "I never saw myself being reincarnated as a condom that gets used for gay sex"
    Quagmire: Oh, come on!

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 2 lety +32

      "Alllright!... NO NO NOT ALRIGHT!!!"

    • @Mistressofthelostones
      @Mistressofthelostones Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@314rftwho said that

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Mistressofthelostones That was Quag's reaction when he was reincarnated as a condom, only for the camera to pan out and show 2 dudes.

  • @whereschaos9521
    @whereschaos9521 Před 4 lety +232

    Peter: “I never banged a chick upside down under a bridge while an Arabic guy and a penguin moon walked across the top while reciting the emancipation proclamation” Quagmire: “oh my god come on!” *drinks

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 Před 3 lety +38

    It’s so nice seeing them act like real pals, it’s not Cleveland being bullied, Joe acting depressed, Peter being annoying, and Quagmire going into sex withdrawal. It’s just 4 guys messing around with drinks

  • @dvj1216
    @dvj1216 Před rokem +44

    Me: "I never did all the female heroes from Marvel with Stan Lee watching..."
    Quagmire: "Oh give me a break!"

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe Před rokem +16

      I never did the same thing but with DC females heroes
      O god this is ridiculous

  • @MrBrando07
    @MrBrando07 Před 2 lety +78

    "I've never talked a woman out of sex."
    Quagmire: Finally, someone wins!

    • @JWesker1998
      @JWesker1998 Před 6 měsíci +7

      "Only to talk them back into it afterwards."

    • @SeBa-xb3jn
      @SeBa-xb3jn Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@JWesker1998Quagmire:Dang it! *drinks*

  • @photonlink2947
    @photonlink2947 Před 3 lety +45

    “This is ridiculous”
    *What’s ridiculous is the list of what you’ve done*

  • @fidzschool2941
    @fidzschool2941 Před 2 lety +47

    Peter: "Never have I done a Don Quixote with a pregnant Welsh chick while riding a horse"
    Quagmire: "Oh come on"

  • @williamblue356
    @williamblue356 Před 3 lety +456

    Me: I never gave a rusty trombone to a hippopotamus while singing the soviet national anthem after sucking in helium.
    Quagmire: come on this is ridiculous!

    • @Boobquake
      @Boobquake Před 3 lety +28

      This comment *DESERVES* to be in Cards Against Humanity.

    • @ScrewBallTheAlien
      @ScrewBallTheAlien Před 3 lety +5

      I gotta ask, what’s a rusty trombone?

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +9

      Some stoned asshole: I uh....I never did the same thing, the other way around with Jenifer Aniston

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ScrewBallTheAlien Some sex toy the shape of a trombone

    • @Rangerj04
      @Rangerj04 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ScrewBallTheAlien when a guy gets a rimjob and a handjob the same time

  • @juhaniaho6698
    @juhaniaho6698 Před 7 lety +110

    I never lost a game of "I never".

  • @mickwoodfield9980
    @mickwoodfield9980 Před 2 lety +37

    I never flew to Canada to have a three way with female tigers on top of the CN Tower while saying the Declaration of Independence in every language while Bun jee Jumping.
    Quagmire: OH COME ON

    • @ElPerverto6
      @ElPerverto6 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Joe: Where do you even FIND the time?!

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux Před 2 lety +45

    I admire the guys for never judging Quagmire and continuing the game.

  • @hudzj01
    @hudzj01 Před 8 lety +808

    Like how Quagmire did everything that they said

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 Před 3 lety +49

    “I never gave a Cleveland Steamer in the White House Oval Office, while singing the national anthem.”
    Quagmire: OH GOD!

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 Před 3 lety +24

    0:43 I love that side glance that Peter did cause he knew quagmire would drink to that

  • @SixStringsOfHeart
    @SixStringsOfHeart Před 7 lety +204

    Someone should've said "I've never had sex with Lois".

  • @justcommenting6791
    @justcommenting6791 Před 3 lety +24

    I never did a giraffe than sleeped the night with the giraffe only to realize that the giraffe beside me was not the same giraffe
    Quagmire: OH COME ON

  • @TheDragonman104
    @TheDragonman104 Před rokem +133

    Peter: “I never had sex with Marge Simpson.”
    Quagmire: “Oh, come one! This is ridiculous!”

    • @CrossedSidesX
      @CrossedSidesX Před 11 měsíci +4

      WHAT?! HE ACTUALLY DID OR IS THIS A JOKE?

    • @TheDragonman104
      @TheDragonman104 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@CrossedSidesX He did! In one episode, Lois was talking to Brian about him moving in with Jillian. And during the conversation, the Simpsons bumper ad appears in the bottom of the screen and Quagmire chases after her. Then after the conversation ends, Quagmire and Marge appear back on screen where she was satisfied by Glen’s love-making. And it doesn’t end there, you really need to see the clip for yourself.

  • @jefelix2010
    @jefelix2010 Před 6 lety +329

    Peter: I never did it to a chick at a pool while watching an interracial porn film and play volleyball.
    Quagmire: Oh god!

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 Před 5 lety +27

      I never rubbed a koala while having a blow job done by an aborigine medicine woman in a tent on the day titanic was released in theaters

    • @sweetbabyrodney
      @sweetbabyrodney Před 5 lety +21

      @@moneylover318 Quagmire: Are y'all doing this on purpose? (Drinks beer)

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 Před 5 lety +19

      @@sweetbabyrodney ok I never did the same thing but avatar was released

    • @eatinganemone89
      @eatinganemone89 Před 5 lety +8

      Frederick LaFrance Quagmire: aw cmon! (drinks beer)

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 Před 5 lety +13

      @@eatinganemone89 alright I never shoved all 8 harry potter books in my anus while giving oral sex to whoopi goldberg

  • @Panzrrr
    @Panzrrr Před 2 lety +17

    “I’ve never eaten a bologna sandwich off of a bears left testicle in the Wendy’s parking lot after watching Tommy Boy on repeat on a Saturday”
    “ Ah this is Ridiculous “

  • @blixtm.
    @blixtm. Před 2 lety +36

    Is it just me or is Joe’s giggles at the end wholesome af

  • @beardedgreek9069
    @beardedgreek9069 Před 2 lety +109

    0:37 his face kills me every time. 😂😂😂

  • @ariatcowboy7066
    @ariatcowboy7066 Před 7 lety +96

    i love how they are all looking at Quagmire to see if he drinks

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Před 6 měsíci

      I love how you made a basic observation

  • @emmachavarria9361
    @emmachavarria9361 Před 2 lety +8

    Fourth Season, 12th Episode: Perfect Castaway.

  • @Rykyuby
    @Rykyuby Před 3 lety +36

    Peter: i never done it with a clown while riding a unicycle while bouncing on a trampoline
    Quagmire: oh come on.....

  • @obdurated
    @obdurated Před 2 lety +8

    Love how I get a Jack Daniels as ad right after he passes out

  • @NintendoNexus604
    @NintendoNexus604 Před 3 lety +41

    Let's see... I never did a cheerleader in the ladies' restroom during a high-school basketball game.
    Quagmire: Oh come on, seriously!? *drinks*

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Před 2 lety +3

      Millennium Gamer yeah I'm pretty sad I never did that one. Might have been fun. Didn't really start knocking out the fucking bucket list until I was 28.

    • @jimbodeek
      @jimbodeek Před 2 lety +2

      "Dear Diary, jackpot."

  • @ReturnOfMoonwalk5000
    @ReturnOfMoonwalk5000 Před 2 lety +16

    Me: I never touch myself in the movie theater while Scarlett Johansson changes in the car from Iron Man 2.
    Quagmire: Oh God!! This is ridiculous!! (drinks, then passes out)

    • @JWesker1998
      @JWesker1998 Před 10 měsíci

      Sounds like something Deadpool would also do.

  • @nicholascarvajal
    @nicholascarvajal Před 2 lety +76

    for some reason, the transition from one beer to several of them from things Quagmire has done, the zooming out to see Quagmire’s face, and the fact that the scene then cuts to everyone just bored out of their minds , just never fails to make me laugh……

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Před 6 měsíci

      The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

  • @gamesurvivor3129
    @gamesurvivor3129 Před 4 lety +76

    I've never laugh like the Mark Hamill joker himself while I was drunk

  • @yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure

    Joe's a fake friend for asking that question about Clevelands wife. 😂😂😂

  • @ssj99lucario
    @ssj99lucario Před rokem +151

    Ideas:
    Peter: I never slept with my own mother
    Quagmire: Damn it. (Drinks)
    Cleveland: I never slept with my own father
    Quagmire: God Damn it (drinks)
    Joe: I never slept with my own father pre-operation
    Quagmire: Son of a Bitch (drinks)
    Peter: I never used a machine to clone myself, then proceed to have sex with the clone to see if it was real sex or masturbation
    Quagmire: You gotta be Kidding Me! (Drinks)
    Cleveland: I never got off to watching "Two Girls One Cup" without needing to touch myself
    Quagmire: for Fuck's sake (drinks)
    Joe: I never slept with Chris
    Quagmire: Fuck a Duck! (Drinks)
    Herbert: [in the distance] you son of a bitch

  • @jovanyt6680
    @jovanyt6680 Před 6 měsíci +7

    " Ive never had sex with a dolphin before aboarding a boat "
    Quagmire, "oh Gaaad"

  • @whitecrow494
    @whitecrow494 Před 2 lety +38

    Cleveland: Uh lemme see...I've never tricked Joe into letting me have sex with Bonnie.
    Quagmire: Dammit! *drinks*

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 měsíci

      Peter: Uh, I've never had sex with Joe.
      Quagmire: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před 3 lety +16

    It was either this or the Loretta thing that marked the beginning of Quagmires metamorphosis from a legit ladies man to the stuff that sexual deviants have nightmares about.

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 Před 4 lety +48

    We all have that one friends who’s done just about everything

    • @swordnboard677
      @swordnboard677 Před 3 lety +2

      As that friend in the group, we stopped playing never have I ever, and now play scattergories instead. Otherwise I end up blacked out before anyone else

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Před 2 lety +1

      SDMIII: I never almost had sex with a burn victim well raping a pregnant woman and almost getting killed by another lovers crazy Vietnam Vet Marine father. Me: Ohhh come on!

  • @NictayzzVA
    @NictayzzVA Před 4 lety +74

    I've never played video games for 24 straight hours without passing out
    "Oh God."

    • @Tevincozart19
      @Tevincozart19 Před 3 lety +3

      I never kissed a sexy girl from auto zone take home and play with me while I have some fun.
      Oh, come on!

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Tevincozart19 I never did the same thing, but with a retarded secretariat at my University hospital

    • @jimbodeek
      @jimbodeek Před 2 lety +1

      @@buzzytrombone4353 "Dammit!"

    • @JayTowers901
      @JayTowers901 Před 2 lety

      48 hours. Noob 🙄

    • @myang12003
      @myang12003 Před rokem

      He wasted 24 hours of his life playing fortnite?

  • @TPDManiacXC626
    @TPDManiacXC626 Před 4 lety +79

    Me: I never made love to black lady cashier who worked at a Woolworth’s in Tanzania?
    Quagmire: OH COME ON THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS! ^He drinks*

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 Před 4 lety +10

      I never had sex with a man thinking he was a woman while Brian was a drug sniffing dog

    • @familyguyearrape3978
      @familyguyearrape3978 Před 4 lety

      Do you work at Woolworths in tanzania

    • @TPDManiacXC626
      @TPDManiacXC626 Před 4 lety +3

      familyguyearrape
      No, my family and I were on a safari vacation in Tanzania and we happened to find a Woolworth’s there.

    • @familyguyearrape3978
      @familyguyearrape3978 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TPDManiacXC626 now that's interesting

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 Před 3 lety +16

    I don’t wanna believe Quagmire experienced all of those things.... but then again... he’s Quagmire...

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 měsíci

      I mean he's the oldest of the group by far, beating the rest by at least 15 years.

  • @theanalogkid3763
    @theanalogkid3763 Před 3 lety +15

    I love the way Cleveland laughs. It’s so pure.

  • @Hustlehology
    @Hustlehology Před 3 lety +14

    Quagmire is a legend among legends

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 Před 8 lety +87

    Oh boy he's out cold. Hey, let's write on him! XD

  • @silverloony1170
    @silverloony1170 Před 3 lety +9

    I never had a four-way with identical triplets in an Olive Garden bathroom.
    Q - Oh come on!

  • @kaidiekaidie1825
    @kaidiekaidie1825 Před 3 lety +31

    This one is easy! "I have never slept with Peter's wife" Done! No more drinking for Quagmire

    • @jamesgravil9162
      @jamesgravil9162 Před 3 lety +5

      Well, there was that episode where Peter travelled back in time and changed history which led to Quagmire marrying Lois (and their children somehow all looked much the same except they had Quagmire's chin and mannerisms), but that probably doesn't count. It happened in a later season anyway.
      But that episode gave us this glorious line:
      Quagmire: "Hey Lois, I'm ready for your pie. And you made dessert! OH!!!"

    • @jimbodeek
      @jimbodeek Před 2 lety

      @@jamesgravil9162 Of course, Quagmire wouldn't have remembered that because Peter created a new timeline, so...

  • @masterproductions1179
    @masterproductions1179 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Bro did all the side quests

  • @litafboii
    @litafboii Před 3 lety +10

    I never got caught in bed with a dinosaur by its significant other.
    quagmire: OH COME ON

    • @mickwoodfield9980
      @mickwoodfield9980 Před 2 lety +1

      Well dinosaurs are extinct so that’s sorta impossible

  • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
    @AaronSmith-kr5yf Před 10 měsíci +5

    I never went elk hunting in Manitoba wearing a luke skywalker wig with a chick dressed up as princess leia so when we field dressed the elk we pretended it was a ton-ton to keep from freezing to death.

  • @mixatime5406
    @mixatime5406 Před 3 lety +65

    "I've never gotten a hand job from a monkey in a Switzerland Nazi uniform while perfectly reciting the Egypyian National Anthem"
    Quagmire: OH come on

  • @shirleyjenlion187
    @shirleyjenlion187 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Peter: I never married and had sex with a giraffe, getting her pregnant
    Glenn: for God's sake!

  • @joebenoit8005
    @joebenoit8005 Před 3 lety +5

    never did i ever do someone while watching 50 shades of grey on full volume
    quagmire: "oh come on"

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 Před 4 lety +65

    I'd pretty much win this game, since I haven't done anything with my life.

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 Před 3 lety +60

    The fact that Quagmire has done all those things just tells me he’s lived a rich full life.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Před 2 lety +7

      And has every std from a to z

    • @loganw1232
      @loganw1232 Před 2 lety +2

      Not sure about full life, more like depressing.

    • @Funkadelic_Zach4579
      @Funkadelic_Zach4579 Před 2 lety +1

      I feel like he cheated

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Rich and full might not be the right words. Eventful though, most definitely

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Před 6 měsíci

      The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

  • @aaronrobles6009
    @aaronrobles6009 Před rokem +4

    I never had multiple affairs with wookies and ewoks
    Quagmire:Oh come on!

  • @jikihendrik4281
    @jikihendrik4281 Před 3 lety +7

    "I've never gotten a rusty venture"

  • @JGBsings
    @JGBsings Před 7 měsíci +4

    Me: "I never took an eighteen-year-old home and found out she's my daughter."
    Quagmire: "Oh, come on!"

  • @buzzytrombone4353
    @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +8

    I never yanked one out in class the moment my teacher Jenifer Goldburg, wearing something from Victoria’s Secret bent down to tie her running shoes.

  • @nyanbonecrush
    @nyanbonecrush Před 9 měsíci +3

    "I never played Guess Who while being pegged by a russian chick for every face I flip down."
    Quagmire: "Aww! You got to be kidding me!"

  • @-throat-
    @-throat- Před 2 lety +5

    Quagmire has done every single thing in the known universe

  • @unitds27-delta
    @unitds27-delta Před 3 lety +8

    I never climbed out a window, climbed up a wall, and once I got to the roof, I screamed bloody murder while it was hailing (and the hail was as big as golf balls) only for a chunk of hail to fall in my screaming mouth.
    Quagmire: OH COME ON

    • @ElPerverto6
      @ElPerverto6 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Cleveland: Is there some context I'm missing?
      Quagmire: Ecstacy is a helluva drug. That's all I have to say about it.

  • @jordanbrawley6222
    @jordanbrawley6222 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Makes you wonder what were quagmires i never questions

  • @mpa1931
    @mpa1931 Před 2 lety +11

    I feel like Joe was trolling Quagmire with the Cleveland's wife remark,

  • @Amsosorryscotty
    @Amsosorryscotty Před 10 měsíci +5

    Peter: never have I ever slept with a one eye toad.
    Quagmire: AW COME ON!
    ( drinks)
    Joe: Peter this isn’t working.
    Peter: no! There has to be something that quagmire didn’t do. Um…never have I ever slept with a 4 arm muscle creature from that kids game.
    Quagmire: AW MAN!! REALLY?!?!
    ( drinks again)
    Peter: how did you….
    Quagmire: excuse me for trying out new hobbies!
    Peter: ok…I give up…

  • @alcaldealer8515
    @alcaldealer8515 Před 2 lety +4

    The man is on his 51st beer, they all got their 1st still lol 😂

  • @jmentone
    @jmentone Před rokem +2

    I can’t tell you the last time I saw a JoAnn Fabrics

  • @Son_Joe_Productions
    @Son_Joe_Productions Před 2 lety +7

    I never crashed a plane that was heading to Canada, then leaving my friend in the forest, turning him into a wild human beast with no memory of himself.

  • @castbet9183
    @castbet9183 Před 3 lety +6

    Wow Quagmire certainly lived his life off the beaten path

  • @therjschannel904
    @therjschannel904 Před 3 lety +9

    Let’s see uh- I never binge watched Two-Sentence Horror Stories on Netflix, while plowing my pillow

    • @thehughes7189
      @thehughes7189 Před 3 lety +2

      Quagmire: OH COME ON

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thehughes7189 uh, I never did the same thing but with a blanket.

    • @shawnngnosse2070
      @shawnngnosse2070 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@zar1536Quagmire: OH GOD THIS IS RIDICULOUS🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 3 lety +5

    You had it coming Quagmire.

  • @LarrytheKing16
    @LarrytheKing16 Před 3 lety +14

    0:41 Peter: I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
    0:46 Quagmire: Oh god. (drinks his beer)

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 Před 2 lety +18

    The fact it takes the man from what I counted 33 beers to pass out is pretty impressive

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Před 6 měsíci

      The fact you said the fact shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact

  • @YhwachTheAlmighty.
    @YhwachTheAlmighty. Před 3 lety +63

    “I’ve never slept with a gold digger who is from hell, and got god’s permission to set her free while also getting McDonald’s and tipping 1cent in the donation box, without any clothes on”
    “Oh come on”

    • @danielbautista9062
      @danielbautista9062 Před 2 lety +5

      Hm.. I never banged a chick in theatres, while watching the film Mad Max Fury Road and yelled Witness me!
      Quagmire: OH COME ON!! [drinks]

  • @wassupshawties3456
    @wassupshawties3456 Před 10 dny +1

    Love that quagmire is saying stuff like "o come ON this is ridiculous" as if this shit is a normal occurrence

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Před rokem +1

    Aw, you left out my favorite part: when he wakes up the next morning with "Penus" written on his face. XD

  • @Mr.pigeon935
    @Mr.pigeon935 Před 3 lety +6

    Never I've I ever slept with a waifu pillow

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 měsíci

      Quagmire has blow up sex dolls and speaks Japanese. He 100% sleeps with anime body pillows.

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk Před 3 lety +6

    They did this in an episode of Frasier. The game was called “I’m the most boring person because...”, and if you did that, you had to throw a penny into the bowl.

    • @illumi9044
      @illumi9044 Před 3 lety +3

      Im glad Im not the only one that remembers that

  • @ryandouglas7198
    @ryandouglas7198 Před rokem +6

    The amount of beers damn Quagmire is a demon

  • @adam1979NSmcc
    @adam1979NSmcc Před 2 lety +4

    Joe's giddy laughter at the end 🤣

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres Před 4 lety +10

    You know, Quagmire could've said "I never..." (but then again, this dude's pretty much done it all) and the "I never..."s could've been about something other than sex.