@@moataznabil8223 Who even wants a dedicated headphone jack? I mean come on this device is not targeted at profess... Uh well... IT HAS 3 TIMES THE GRAPHICS POWER OF AN XBOX ONE
Almoataz Mohamed in order for it to line up with the other apple products with no headphone jack so you can use the air pods on both your phone and your tablet
Unycc Actually not.They said that it has the same power as an x-box one S and samtime said that it has 3 times the price of an x box one S but still amazing
@MachelonusTAG do you even know what "XD" means but if you don't if i know you don't then let me explain you XD is the acronym for the phrase LOL or Laugh Out Loud. It is an emoticon with the letter X as eyes and D as a laughing mouth. The eyes here appear as squinted that denotes the expression of a person while laughing really hard. so it is a joke and IT WAS A JOKE
King Anonymous it would’ve look far better with a notch if they could skrunken those bezels more. The bezel’s haven’t really shrunken all that much, the top and bottom bezels gave some of their fat to the sides to make it more uniform haha
I got too many poco ads today , stuck in my mind 🔥🔥😂 " a headphone jack at a better price, do the math" "same processor at a better price, do the math" "bigger battery at a better price, do the math"
Imagine calling a tablet the most selling computer eventhough it belongs on anothe sector. Its like I am comparing my local store sales to a multi billion company
Ipad pro 2019. Now only 1999 and can run photo shop .5555 seconds faster. The pencil 3 is made of "Green materials" priced from 100 to 150. Liquid retina version 2.0
Next Apple Item: iApple - The worlds first edible electronical apple that you can eat (in virtual reality). Only the price of 10, that’s right 10 iPhone Xs. Apple: Because what originality do we have left.
I was really considering the new iPad, but not anymore. I will be waiting until they replace the LCD with OLED, and bump up the resolution. Yeah, that will take them forever
I thought he was gonna say “is your Apple Pencil out of battery? Well, all you need to do is place it on the side of the iPad for it to suck out your new iPads soul. WIRELESSLY!”
They call it A12 Bionic but it has nothing to do with actual bionics Btw this parody is nice, considering that it actually makes comedy out of apples new devices instead of just hating on them and calling it comedy
Who cares about the home button. Almost everything is perfect on it for a tablet, not a computer replacement. The thing that sucks about it is the bending. I would give it a 9-9.5 score. But because of that I give it a 5-6. That is unacceptable.
"It will charge wirelessly, instead of before...depressingly." :))))
Now it won't break when you charge it.
Tim Cook: Fire that guy, we need them to break so I can make more money when people mindlessly buy another one.
That thing really was stupid... idk who's idea that was but they should be kept away from anything even remotely "design" related
100 percent recycled ideas! 😂😂
So environmentally friendly😍
such a genuine hater .....
@@farhadchowdhury6825 - I mean....
He is right.
Sanket Thakuriya I’ve been using it for 7 moths.
@@lorenzocappai4780- It hasn't even been out for 7 months
“Sell it to Google” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:41
Brandon Tseng 😂😂😂
And that's how you know new iPad is released!
Samtime >> New York times
3:43 "I mean people were even bored during our promo... I mean throw me a frickin Bono here" 😂😂😂
USB type FU :D You make best Apple parodies on CZcams!
its not all that hard to make a parody on an expensive piece of shit :D
What about rob
atleast there is no notch on the iPad😂
And no headphone jack 😂
Oh wait...
WHY AND HOW THE HELL DID THEY REMOVE THE HEADPHONE JACK ON A BIG FAT DEVICE LIKE THIS?!
@@moataznabil8223 Who even wants a dedicated headphone jack? I mean come on this device is not targeted at profess... Uh well...
IT HAS 3 TIMES THE GRAPHICS POWER OF AN XBOX ONE
Almoataz Mohamed in order for it to line up with the other apple products with no headphone jack so you can use the air pods on both your phone and your tablet
Unycc Actually not.They said that it has the same power as an x-box one S and samtime said that it has 3 times the price of an x box one S but still amazing
iPhone X: Tablet Edition
Well, I mean actually making the iPhone X, making it as big as an iPad Pro *and* calling it a day.
@@MidStick that's what they have been doing for years kind off.
MidStick iPhone XS max plus
Lel
iPhone X Tablet Edition 2000 pro max se s
I’m sorry I can’t hear you without the headphone javk
lol im an apple fanboy and im typing this on my mac just a joke
@@TwoFourNineNine r/wooosh
cgwworldministries r/woooosh
I too can’t hear without a headphone javk
That’s ur opinion
Watched your video for the first time and I don’t see this as a parody, this is like a brutally honest review!
without your videos my life wouldnt be complete
Stay FUNKY DatGuyOfficial!
SAMTIME always 🌟
This was one of your funniest and most accurate videos - I loved it. Thanks for being so passionate about your work.
Yeeey! Ads at full hdr
Let's run away!
Why are these people on the team 97% asian.
Oneplus 6T video would be nice but, to be honest, I want to see a video of Huawei pronunciation montage, That will be awesome!!!!!!!
"How To Speak Huawei, Without Knowing How"
@@SAMTIME My God YESSS!!!!! That's brilliant, Thank you!!!!!!
3:20 😂😂you killed it bro! 😂😂
100% recycled ideas LOL
Lol
No not the iPad Pro 11!
Have mercy!!
Edit: OK that ending 😂
This is the just right amount of irony to be a real commedy and not some shallow mocking! Well done! :D
What’s a computer?... I wanna beat Apple so bad.
They are trying to dump people down and/or change what a computer means.
pbilk1 yeah. Only good thing is, they don’t have the PC market.
@@Podcastforthewin They have Mac
Don't you know they have the most powerful pcs in the world.. mac pro?
Lmfao
3:01 Asus, HP, Dell, Acer, Razer: laugh in Gaming PC
Apple be trying to look down on other laptop/computer companies and only be rocking a i5 processor on the base iMac air for over $1000...Lol
@@olmocuaronwdym by "custom pc fanboy".... i thought you assemble it yourself tho
YSN l ignition the base Mac mini costs $800
@@AacroX OK.....U want a medal
"macbook"
YSN l ignition MacBook Air doesn’t come with i3
Recycled ideas means rubbish ideas, I agree
And a new and improved comic sans😂😂😂😂
This was MUCH better than watching the real thing. Thanks!
I woke up dreaming about your double chin...
Hope you're proud
Tim Cook in a car tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
New feature: Bends and snaps if you put the slightest bit of pressure on it!
2:46 OMG that's tim from Grand illusions
2:58 tim cook you are fired cuz that is a fake chart
XD XD XD
i am laughing so hard right now
Rohail Aitzaz dumbass how could someone fire a CEO??
@@Technerd-fd5ju i was trying to make a joke no wonder why you take that seriously
@MachelonusTAG yeah i know but i am his CEO
XD
@MachelonusTAG do you even know what "XD" means
but if you don't if i know you don't
then let me explain you
XD is the acronym for the phrase LOL or Laugh Out Loud. It is an emoticon with the letter X as eyes and D as a laughing mouth. The eyes here appear as squinted that denotes the expression of a person while laughing really hard.
so it is a joke
and IT WAS A JOKE
MachelonusTAG
SO THEN WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU TAKING IT SERIOUSLY
😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡
Where is the notch apple....
You have failed me
King Anonymous it would’ve look far better with a notch if they could skrunken those bezels more. The bezel’s haven’t really shrunken all that much, the top and bottom bezels gave some of their fat to the sides to make it more uniform haha
4:42 that part killed me completely 😂😂😂
Why haven’t I discover this channel sooner😂😂😂
"Graphically advanced mobile ads"
That's all I needed to hear.
I’m watching the 4th video of yours after just having been recommended this channel .. I‘ve cried half a liter laughing my ass of .. I tip my hat!
I got too many poco ads today , stuck in my mind 🔥🔥😂
" a headphone jack at a better price, do the math"
"same processor at a better price, do the math"
"bigger battery at a better price, do the math"
Don Allwin oh
My stomuch still hurts in the dr evil part and the “mini mac” impression😂😂😂
Just ordered my iPippen. Can't wait!
Apple: The most selling computer in the world!
Gaming computers: I’m I a joke to you?
Imagine calling a tablet the most selling computer eventhough it belongs on anothe sector. Its like I am comparing my local store sales to a multi billion company
5:11 I thought you said least where it said less
”We took the home button off, put a noose around it, and sold it to Google.” 😆
That was, the most accurate, the most useful, and the most... talented iPad Pro video, ever, period! :D Full respect.
I lost it at 1:48 😂😂
After that, the Apple NOVEMBER KEYNOTE ! 😅😂🤣
" The Home button is now gone, cos they sell it to google"
XD
I looked but there is no video clip of Tim Cook shouting in a car. I need the whole song!
Ipad pro 2019. Now only 1999 and can run photo shop .5555 seconds faster. The pencil 3 is made of "Green materials" priced from 100 to 150. Liquid retina version 2.0
4:10 LOL, I can plug all of those things into my laptop at once while its charging and connected to ethernet.
Apple: This doesn't only make iPad the most popular tablet, but the most powerful computer in the world!
Apple: What's a computer
😂
I just came across your channel and it is great. Keep up the good work!
O:42 is the best
Sam Tucker
„Out of warranty“
2:46
Tim, you’re on the wrong channel! This isn’t the nile!
Next Apple Item: iApple - The worlds first edible electronical apple that you can eat (in virtual reality). Only the price of 10, that’s right 10 iPhone Xs.
Apple: Because what originality do we have left.
Do you remember when CZcams looked like 📺 and Safari looked like🧭?
I literally died of laughter Tim Cook in a car better than Ariana Grande
Im an apple fan but this is amazing XD
I was really considering the new iPad, but not anymore. I will be waiting until they replace the LCD with OLED, and bump up the resolution. Yeah, that will take them forever
At least we can watch Jake Paul dab FULL ON SCREEN.
✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
The reason that the iPad sells more than the computers is because all us true gamers build or laptops or get custom built (just kidding)
hey
what's a computer?
no
I thought he was gonna say “is your Apple Pencil out of battery? Well, all you need to do is place it on the side of the iPad for it to suck out your new iPads soul. WIRELESSLY!”
Actually, all electronic devices we use today are computers. Portable devices like phones and tablets form the classification known as microcomputers.
We took all that money... and sell it to google 😑😂
Not what he said but sure, have my like
For some reason this actually makes me want to buy it more lol
tim cook singing is the best part of all 😂😂😂
I am at 1:20 but god, I have to tell you that this is the most advertise-like parody I have seen on the history of parody videos
usb c is actually good tho, Specially thunderbolt 3.
Super squexy and oddly not new. Innovation at its finest.
yup
Why is “wow” my favorite part?
So true about the mobile adds xD
Like is anybody using ipad as their main gaming device??
If you do have a dollar to spare after the iPad pro *cough* somehow *cough* 🤣😂🤣
So the guy in charge of the Mac mini is the modern day Wozniak, asking for ports and stuff?
It can run the most graphically intensified ads!!
5:00 that Barnesy scream . So fkn awesome.
"Mini Mac" that voice lmao
I have been waiting for this since yesterday 😂😂😂😂
Superb. Spot on
Tim Cook singing is the dub we didn't know we needed.
Yes a samtime video
Damn Samsung only makes $2.4m selling "computers" that would be hilarious if it where true😂
WOW one more port!!! You can even do nothing else with it while charging!
So many great laughs!🤣😂🤣
Keep it up mate.
"Gaming on the iPad better than ever." Then can I play Uncharted 4 on it? Guess not.
I'll stick with my refrigerator screen.
Seriously this ipad is amazing I donut regret having it... YES I DO
Great work Sam keep it up
We need a 10 hour version of Tim Cook scream singing in the car
First USB-C instead of Lightning, then Adobe Photoshop CC, what’s next? macOS?!
Aacro X no, because ipad pro is way faster than macbook air and that would be less money for apple
and it has a bent display too.... wow ! what a discovery.
On 3:44 the chimney cleaner from “Mary Poppins returns”!
Apple must’ve been inspired from the iPhone 6 bend gate when designing the new iPad Pro
I watch these tik tok ads just for you Sam...
LoL "what's a computer"
I hate that they removed the home button
They call it A12 Bionic but it has nothing to do with actual bionics
Btw this parody is nice, considering that it actually makes comedy out of apples new devices instead of just hating on them and calling it comedy
Watching this on one
2018 ipad pro: comes with new bend feature to allow for a theater-like view!
Samtime is the new SAMsung
Who cares about the home button. Almost everything is perfect on it for a tablet, not a computer replacement. The thing that sucks about it is the bending. I would give it a 9-9.5 score. But because of that I give it a 5-6. That is unacceptable.
I love this. Apple's keynotes are... so cringy now, especially since they got barely anything new to sell.