You Eat Other Animals? | Comedy Sci-Fi Short Film | Vegan Aliens

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  • čas přidán 31. 10. 2021
  • A sci-fi comedy in which two happy-go-lucky men are being taken to an alien planet and untold wonders when their vegan hosts learn a stomach-churning truth about humans. Starring Evanna Lynch, Anna Ballantine, James Eeles and Michael Jinks, and an AFTER-CREDITS scene!
    #evannalynch #vegan #scifi #comedy #plantbased
    edwilesuk www.wilyfilms.com
    ** Please don't pirate and upload this film elsewhere. You'd be stealing from animal charities! **
    Producer: Henriette-Mercedes Spiering; DP: Rob Jarvis; Editor: Jim Page; Casting: Zita Zutic Konak @ ET Casting; Costume: Isabella Van Braeckel; Makeup: Tabiatha Mae-Bo Li; VFX Sups: Daniel Cuevas. Qian Han. Josh Barham. Allar Kaasik; Composer: Raphael Fimm; Band Leader: Harry Maund Vocalist: Natalie Oliveri; Sound Designer: Dom Lee; Sound Mixer: Michalianna Theofanolpolou; Special thanks: VegFund. Raw Capture. ET Casting. Brunel Uni. SHL Lighting.
    This short comedy was inspired by someone claiming chickens were slaughtered towards the end of their natural lives. I tried to keep it fun rather than labouring points (like pigs being smart). People seem keen to let me know when they think I've failed, but clips from the film have had tens of millions of views across socials, and at least one person stopped eating meat after watching it (the biggest win). The reference to Chinese, like the reference to Japanese and Canadians, refers to inhabitants (and the Yulin Dog Meat Festival specifically) rather than the Han ethnic group.
    COMMON ARGUMENTS AGAINST VEGANISM:
    I didn't address these in the film as I was blissfully unaware people used such fallacious arguments to justify their support for suffering (while the aliens are surprised humans would still eat animals), but if I respond here I can just ask commenters to read this:
    "Other animals eat other animals!"
    Other animals have no choice. Other animals routinely commit infanticide, while some animals also eat their own young. Other animals do not wear clothes. The logic of basing your behaviour on what other animals do is clearly flawed, or we should have no compunction in killing or eating babies with our genitalia out (which I believe is frowned upon). Here's a great drama short that imagines humans copying the natural animal behaviour that is rape: • "Norm" - A Short Film
    "We're meant to eat meat!"
    We evolved as omnivores, but there is now no need to consume meat. That's just a fact. Please read www.scientificamerican.com/ar... and edition.cnn.com/2024/04/30/af..., which shows that the meat-centric paleo diet is a myth. The scientific consensus is that a meat-free diet is the healthiest with research dating to the 1960s (Adventists). The Southern States also made similar arguments for maintaining slavery: that it's something civilisations had always done (true) and is perfectly "natural" (Stephens). Slavery existed for millennia and the majority thought it fine so, clearly, neither a historical norm nor the majority view is necessarily the correct or moral one. Rather, your ethics are likely formed by cultural ethical relativism (Einstein referred to meat eaters as being imprisoned by delusion).
    "Eating plants is no better!"
    This runs along the lines of plants being "alive", "sentient" or having "feelings". Plants are alive but are not sentient and do not have feelings. If you can't see the obvious difference between a cow and cowslip please read this paper - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti... - which debunks the research that has led to some meat eaters claiming plant sentience in a desperate and childish attempt at deflection. It may also be worth noting that trees bear fruit specifically to be eaten (I am unaware of any livestock that wants us to eat bits of them), while the argument that eating one life form is no worse than eating any other life form is to also argue people should be eating golden retrievers: calling vegans hypocrites for distinguishing between the plant and animal kingdoms while distinguishing between different orders of mammal is beyond absurd. Indeed, this whole argument is so embarrassingly inane I'm surprised how many people have convinced themselves it has any merit.
    "Animals are killed growing crops!"
    Animals are killed harvesting crops though the data is poor (they count populations before and after harvesting so do not account for animals that simply leave when the combine harvester approaches). However, not only is killing animals not the main purpose of arable farming (and tens of billions more animals are killed in animal agriculture each year) but the majority of human-edible crops go to feeding livestock, so meat eaters are still responsible for more of these deaths than vegans (even before the animals are slaughtered for their meat). If you're concerned about creatures being chopped up, veganism would be the best course.
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  • @GrootGuitar
    @GrootGuitar Před 2 lety +2113

    Saw a clip of this on TikTok. Great production and script! The after credits scene was a great touch too, lmfao! 🦖

  • @BenjaminPitkin
    @BenjaminPitkin Před 3 měsíci +2836

    That moment when you're on a double date, and your friend doesn't know when to shut up. :)

    • @barbados3592
      @barbados3592 Před 3 měsíci +60

      this is exactly why wingmen are incredibly overrated :D

    • @manos7958
      @manos7958 Před 3 měsíci +55

      It was an early save, if the ambassadors are not accepting of different practices then their planet would be an authoritarian hellhole.

    • @spliter88
      @spliter88 Před 3 měsíci +45

      @@manos7958Exactly, what kind of hellholle civilization wouldn't eat meat.
      Now, are you gonna finish that infant, or can I?

    • @manos7958
      @manos7958 Před 3 měsíci +22

      @@spliter88 It is just a clump of cells after all.

    • @TheFroneyZone
      @TheFroneyZone Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@jankowalski523 and we don't even know how - like for all we know they could have Avatar like tails - and don't even get me started on alien STDs 😂 so yeah, wingman did his job!

  • @leonmitas
    @leonmitas Před 3 měsíci +3988

    Bro, when lion eats antelope nobody judges it, but when I eat my neighbor's dog, suddenly I am a psychopath

    • @frogosplayer1
      @frogosplayer1 Před 3 měsíci +110

      Underrated 👏

    • @samnelson7428
      @samnelson7428 Před 3 měsíci +42

      cause you're smart

    • @leonmitas
      @leonmitas Před 3 měsíci +125

      @@samnelson7428 finally, some one who thinks I did the smart thing and took free snak

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před 3 měsíci +42

      IKR?! Aliens are so sanctimonious.

    • @JohnThomas
      @JohnThomas Před 3 měsíci +24

      Eat your neighbor's dog!? Seriously!?

  • @tobiaswilhelmi5280
    @tobiaswilhelmi5280 Před 3 měsíci +336

    Besides all the other things that one can say about this production i want to thank the designer of the spacecraft. It's pretty hard to come up with a unique design that wasn't seen like a hundred times and given that in this short movie there was no need for any realism whatsoever this spacecraft is amazing.

    • @WilyFilms
      @WilyFilms  Před 3 měsíci +38

      I think it was Joseph Chukwuma from my brief. He was a student at Escape.

    • @johnnybgood5121
      @johnnybgood5121 Před 2 měsíci +10

      It's like one of the blades off a Ninja blender, lol

    • @LennyNero2019
      @LennyNero2019 Před měsícem +2

      I've noticed that too, very unique yet functional design that makes sense!

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson Před 14 dny

      @@johnnybgood5121 Exactly.

  • @mermadeofgarbage4005
    @mermadeofgarbage4005 Před 3 měsíci +394

    The honesty though. A little credit to that guy for the honesty

    • @christophersmith3005
      @christophersmith3005 Před 3 měsíci

      Honesty?? He could have been getting "worshipped" by alien chicks. But nooooo he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

    • @l.zwieble6819
      @l.zwieble6819 Před 2 měsíci +19

      Nope. In this case its just stupid

    • @ledbol
      @ledbol Před 2 měsíci +4

      Agree. Most of people prefer to not admit crazy truth about our civilization)

    • @user-bh6ey1ke4n
      @user-bh6ey1ke4n Před 2 měsíci

      He is stupid. He really believes his "leather" jacket is made of leather.

    • @VanFire87
      @VanFire87 Před měsícem +4

      @@ledbol I mean, what's there to admit?
      If you're sapient species, that also happen to be a herbivore, then props to you, but that didn't happen on Earth, so here we're.
      It isn't as if they ask the plants for permission before eating them, and they're alive as well, and can also feel pain in their own way.

  • @gettingby365
    @gettingby365 Před 3 měsíci +1803

    When your wingman is an albatross.

    • @Jimbogf
      @Jimbogf Před 3 měsíci +71

      We eat albatross too.

    • @paultanker5606
      @paultanker5606 Před 3 měsíci +10

      G'Day to you! Try Dodo !!!

    • @paulnels108
      @paulnels108 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@paultanker5606 can't you that we ate them all!

    • @foxxojones4757
      @foxxojones4757 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@paulnels108I heard they actually tasted horrible too.

    • @Rob07601
      @Rob07601 Před 3 měsíci +16

      The way I remember it, the Albatross was a ships good luck until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint.

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog Před 3 měsíci +1745

    "Do you eat eachother?!" Should have been "well...only on rare occassion."

    • @bjb7587
      @bjb7587 Před 3 měsíci +53

      Seldom, tho we do have a lot of movies about it. We call them "zombies".

    • @cybervigilante
      @cybervigilante Před 3 měsíci +60

      Well, that could be a sexual reference 🤪

    • @ericjohnston7663
      @ericjohnston7663 Před 3 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +23

      Meanwhile, back in the desert, the natives were eating their dates.

    • @bjb7587
      @bjb7587 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@paradisepipeco tee hee!

  • @olivercorrigan9169
    @olivercorrigan9169 Před 2 měsíci +46

    The "if the farm's near an abattoir" line got me 😂

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Před 2 měsíci +48

    Ever see the live-action He-Man film? There's a scene where the heroes have come to *our* world and they snag some fast food. One of them says "I wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks." One of her companions says "Those are rib bones", and she says "You mean this used to be an animal? What a barbaric world." Her companion keeps eating, though. That scene has stuck with me ever since I was a little kid.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 Před měsícem +3

      I still remember that one too! I love stuff that shows how odd human culture is. Third Rock From The Sun was great for that.

    • @mandolinic
      @mandolinic Před 25 dny +1

      That scene has stuck with me, too. I think one of the actors in that interaction was Jon Cypher, who was also in Hill Street Blues - but my memory could be at fault.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Před 25 dny +2

      @@mandolinic Yup, that was him.

    • @mandolinic
      @mandolinic Před 25 dny +1

      @@PaperbackWizard Thanks.

    • @johnjames4834
      @johnjames4834 Před 15 dny +1

      @@njnjhjh8918 hey if you dont like it move to the 4th rock
      i kid i kid dont hate me

  • @janbaer3241
    @janbaer3241 Před 3 měsíci +468

    They did a great job. They took just as long as the story required. They didn't try to stretch it out.

    • @ericchristen2623
      @ericchristen2623 Před 3 měsíci

      If you like original short to the point stories check out my books Titanium Sushi, Quantum Nipples and Selling Holes on amazon kindle.

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist Před 3 měsíci +1

      There wasn't time for anything to become larger...

    • @michaelwilford3216
      @michaelwilford3216 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Exactly, and funnier than most SNL sketches.

    • @johnjames4834
      @johnjames4834 Před 15 dny +1

      like you did with your statement

  • @Wattchn
    @Wattchn Před 2 lety +1128

    lmao that jumpcut between "what is your jacket made from" and them being dumped back to earth was hilarious

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před 5 měsíci +2

      exactly, heh

    • @jovanny125
      @jovanny125 Před 5 měsíci

      dumb

    • @ExtinctDeinonychus
      @ExtinctDeinonychus Před 4 měsíci +35

      At first I thought the guy was gonna say something along the lines of “my shirt was made with child labor” and then the aliens were gonna be like, “you enslave your own species?!”

    • @WereWade
      @WereWade Před 3 měsíci +14

      I think they could have understood if'n they knew that sheep just keep growing their wool constantly until it overburdens them. Well then you go back in time, and it's probably because we bred them to be like that :D

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 měsíci +12

      Jumpcut. Cutscene is a scene in a videogame cut between gameplay.

  • @phloriaernas2149
    @phloriaernas2149 Před 2 měsíci +24

    ~Ok. Ok. Ok. Is there anything you guys don't eat?~
    Average Valenwood Bosmer: "Plants."

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před měsícem +3

      yeah, so eww. They are producing oxygen ffs. That's like cutting a branch while you are standing on it. Would be pretty moronic to eat plants.

  • @mattthemouse1
    @mattthemouse1 Před měsícem +10

    Seeing Luna Lovegood serving this is so on character for her

  • @tanithrosenbaum
    @tanithrosenbaum Před 3 měsíci +684

    You don't need enemies when you got a friend like leather jacket guy... 😅

    • @endlessstudent3512
      @endlessstudent3512 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Nonetheless the clip really showed the perverse coldness with which we treat our fellow animals on earth.

    • @rswow
      @rswow Před 3 měsíci +4

      Leather can be had from animals that die naturally.

    • @endlessstudent3512
      @endlessstudent3512 Před 3 měsíci +9

      They could. But that is not the case.@@rswow

    • @rswow
      @rswow Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@endlessstudent3512
      It is/was the case in India for eons.
      It can be. The leather itself is not evil, it's the process of obtaining it that's that's good or bad.
      However, with the evil meat industry not going away soon, what do you propose be done with the resultant valuable hydes that seem to have little to no artificial parallel in their great functionality? I say that to discard them all would be a travesty.

    • @endlessstudent3512
      @endlessstudent3512 Před 3 měsíci

      That is true...I propose to stop the evil meat industry. People eat far too much meat...they think they are dying if they do not get meat every day. Simply not doable in an ethic way considering the number of humans on this planet. If everybody would only eat at small piece meat once a week, we would not need to torture animals anymore. @@rswow

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 Před 2 lety +2399

    “How old are the chickens when you kill them”
    “We’re not sure…”
    “42 days.”
    “How do you know that?!”
    “It’s on the KFC website” 😂

    • @hixe
      @hixe Před 2 lety +34

      I got confused by that because a old friend used to be a producer for them and he told me 35 days

    • @bing2123
      @bing2123 Před 2 lety +12

      @@noname-bt9ky are they egg layer's or broiler chickens (for eating)?

    • @alinamorg
      @alinamorg Před 2 lety +37

      42 days... Omg, I didn't know that... They are so young...they are kids. It's horrible

    • @StephenLewisful
      @StephenLewisful Před rokem

      KFC is now Kill Fuckin Chickens.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před rokem +95

      The sad part is, Republicans waste half the KFC bucket. They avoid the left wing and the dark meat.

  • @super266
    @super266 Před měsícem +10

    "How dare you madam, we are CIVILIZED animals!"

  • @ghazman6141
    @ghazman6141 Před 2 měsíci +86

    "Do you eat each other?!" Well, girls, but not the way you think.

    • @GrimaceCX
      @GrimaceCX Před 2 měsíci +1

      Top comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @naturobotp2974
      @naturobotp2974 Před 2 měsíci

      Are you forgetting that some humans have actually eaten each other?

    • @octane7047
      @octane7047 Před měsícem +1

      @@naturobotp2974 yeah, I kept asking my wife to eat me but she's too tired.

    • @naturobotp2974
      @naturobotp2974 Před měsícem +1

      @@octane7047 I was talking about cannibalism

    • @VanFire87
      @VanFire87 Před měsícem

      @@naturobotp2974 And continue to do so.

  • @SuperionMaximus
    @SuperionMaximus Před 3 měsíci +359

    Post-post-credit scene: Not only do Klingons eat live animals, they eat each other, too.
    Them: 👁👄👁

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Meanwhile gangs in Haiti...

    • @SuperionMaximus
      @SuperionMaximus Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@MR-nl8xr ...Who hurt you?

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@SuperionMaximus The same person that just gave you your first like.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@SuperionMaximus My turn:
      who didn't tell you?

    • @Saberwulfy
      @Saberwulfy Před 3 měsíci +11

      Most Klingons only eat meat from live or recently slaughtered animals, and yet they set up an interstellar empire.
      So the score is 2-1 Meat Eaters.

  • @KillTheFuture42
    @KillTheFuture42 Před 3 měsíci +69

    The ,,almost dead" part realy got me. Amazing work.

  • @tomahawk3645
    @tomahawk3645 Před 3 měsíci +4

    With friends like this you don't need enemies

  • @truegrit7697
    @truegrit7697 Před 14 dny +1

    I LOVE this! Vegetarian for 40 years and Vegan for 9 years. So true.

    • @Kensington-jo4kf
      @Kensington-jo4kf Před 20 hodinami

      you live tormented youself 49 years for the sake of the principles of the herd

  • @Jerh1985
    @Jerh1985 Před 3 měsíci +374

    Ok, so that isn't the friend you bring as a wingman.

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 Před 3 měsíci +11

      The other guy knew he was going to ruin it!

    • @manos7958
      @manos7958 Před 3 měsíci +8

      He wasn't the wingman you wanted but the one you needed.

    • @asetelini
      @asetelini Před 3 měsíci +3

      But he’s the puller😂😂😂😂

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight Před 3 měsíci +5

      Because he'll eat all the wings

    • @will7its
      @will7its Před 3 měsíci

      @@asetelini Love it......

  • @tomgjgj
    @tomgjgj Před 3 měsíci +426

    This isn't a comedy skit, this is just a documentary of my average Saturday night.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +13

      Even though I haven't eaten a critter since 1967, your plight brings to mind what that great enlightened sage and hip-hop philosopher Bart Simpson once said,
      *_"You don't win friends with salad..... (repeat, ad nauseam)"_*

    • @tomgjgj
      @tomgjgj Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@benjaminmorris4962 Depends if women count as aliens.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@benjaminmorris4962 Many aspects of human nature can be quite shocking and very weird, O ye of little cash. And much of that is nothing to be proud of. This is well illustrated by MAGA, and many of the comments on this page.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci

      @@tomgjgj That is a matter of perspective, young Jedi. I suppose women are indeed aliens, if you're speaking from Uranus.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@tomgjgj I suppose women do indeed _"count as aliens",_ young Jedi, if your POV is from Uranus.

  • @yusufburakbalo5343
    @yusufburakbalo5343 Před 13 dny +2

    it's awesome that the expression on his face when she ask whats his jacket is made of

  • @techracer2003
    @techracer2003 Před 3 měsíci +34

    At least the guy was stupidly honest and saved the Vegan aliens more time to find out - He should've been given a reward, lol.

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri Před 2 měsíci

      they were just looking to get LalD. The Aliens I mean. They just dried them up.

  • @GDeNofa
    @GDeNofa Před rokem +138

    This is such a great short. The acting, the delivery of lines down to the awkward chewing while asking what the leather coat is made of. Brilliant!

  • @kenpachizaza1179
    @kenpachizaza1179 Před 3 měsíci +253

    They're in for a rude awakening at the Klingon planet.

    • @jangofett9737
      @jangofett9737 Před 3 měsíci +47

      OK but.. I don't understand one thing- These girls knew that people are animals and they didn't understand that some animals are predators and eat meat? Sorry.. This plot makes no sense.

    • @michelchaman6495
      @michelchaman6495 Před 3 měsíci +48

      @@jangofett9737 the skit is satire, its not supposed to be taken literally its making fun of certain social interactions that happen in the dating world where ppl view certain viewpoints like eating meat as completely incompatable with them, viewing each other as almost alien.

    • @kliersheed
      @kliersheed Před 3 měsíci +33

      @@michelchaman6495 looks more like a vegetarian agenda video to me, sold with some comedy (which happens to be plotted around dating aliens).

    • @michelchaman6495
      @michelchaman6495 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@kliersheed i see what ur saying good point

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt Před 2 měsíci +13

      The Klingon's don't even wait for their food to die before they start eating.
      Fun note, apparently "Klingon" is a legitimate word to CZcams.

  • @MakotoAtava
    @MakotoAtava Před 7 dny

    "Shall we try this klingon planet?"
    Remember, gagh is freshest when it is served alive. 😂

  • @ianspiredlife203
    @ianspiredlife203 Před 2 měsíci +4

    A brilliant satire on human consumerism 🤣 Keep up the good work guys 👏🏼

  • @lightbearer313
    @lightbearer313 Před 3 měsíci +201

    We now know his jacket is genuine leather, not fake leather.

    • @NickWrightDataYT
      @NickWrightDataYT Před 3 měsíci +49

      He THINKS* his jacket is genuine leather

    • @omp199
      @omp199 Před 3 měsíci +11

      It's called acting! Fake leather jackets can go to drama school too, you know!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +5

      My kitty kat is actually a weasel in a kute kuddly kitty kat kostume. I could tell by the fake mews.

  • @godferbidd6262
    @godferbidd6262 Před 3 měsíci +66

    There's always that one friend who needs to shut up by one sentence.

  • @Anonymous-sb9rr
    @Anonymous-sb9rr Před 3 měsíci +30

    In that situation, my jacket would definitely be made from synthetic leather.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před měsícem +1

      well mine is i like synthetic it's more water proof then real leather and last longer to boot easier to maintain in the long run which is 20 years old and still going strong the zippers been replaced but who cares the jackets still fine so why not replace it to keep her going

    • @YvoWaldmeier
      @YvoWaldmeier Před 22 dny

      @@raven4k998 i yet to see a faux leather product last longer than 1.5 years under same use i give my +10 jears leather jacket.. i have high hopes for the Mushroomleather when it hits the market.

  • @nikronomikron9512
    @nikronomikron9512 Před 3 měsíci +10

    "You will experience true and eternal bliss". Probably a Slaanesh cult. Dodged a bullet there.

  • @CrypticCocktails
    @CrypticCocktails Před 3 měsíci +28

    I would never go to a planet where they serve their romanesco raw with celery sticks

    • @gtfreakmotzi
      @gtfreakmotzi Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yes, Vegan is totally okay, but give us fat sugar and taste😂

    • @cubicinfinity2
      @cubicinfinity2 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Wow, I didn't know that's a real vegetable. It's beautiful.

  • @David-jx4gw
    @David-jx4gw Před 3 měsíci +274

    I'm only interested in space to eat all the aliens.

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 3 měsíci +42

      Exactly, some of them must be delicious.

    • @dragon-vn2nm
      @dragon-vn2nm Před 3 měsíci +24

      In what way 😏

    • @will7its
      @will7its Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yuck.......

    • @crawlingnemesis2967
      @crawlingnemesis2967 Před 3 měsíci +11

      I hope there is a star trek species like this, not just stupid monster like but really just intelligent cannibals exploring space cuisine

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@crawlingnemesis2967 The wraith from stargate, although they eat your life, not flesh in the normal sense.

  • @shakehousecircusrecords
    @shakehousecircusrecords Před 2 měsíci +3

    LOL now THAT is an accurate depiction of how AGHAST an advanced Civilization would be if they came here

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N Před 2 měsíci +1

      I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that assumption.

  • @chocolate_squiggle
    @chocolate_squiggle Před 2 měsíci +16

    Have to admit - I thought this was going to be some preachy clickbait, snarky lecture film but it was very well done. Constant giggles! Much appreciated.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před měsícem +1

      do you eat each other to well some do sadly and even eat you alive to which is worse then having the decency to kill you before eating you😭😭😭
      yes we are that fucked up as a species when you think about it😭😭😭😭😭

  • @NelsonRodrigoMartins
    @NelsonRodrigoMartins Před 3 měsíci +16

    We eat and wear them, among other things. Funny, objective, direct-to-the-point script, excellent acting and perfect spaceship.

    • @juha9703
      @juha9703 Před 2 měsíci

      Well some of us do and the consumption of animal products causes all diseases known to mankind (including coronavirus)

    • @patrickd9551
      @patrickd9551 Před 2 měsíci

      Well to be honest, at least they we make full use of the animal. Including skin, organs and bones.

  • @sparkythancztwise
    @sparkythancztwise Před 5 měsíci +102

    *LOVE* the design and motion of the ship at the end!
    love the whole thing, perfect and so good in such a short format!

    • @asetelini
      @asetelini Před 3 měsíci

      Yup, great design. The spin gravity habitable section during coast and probably invert or use middle section under sustained thrust; and we don’t talk about propulsion….

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi Před 3 měsíci

      Yes, it's interesting... but.... not even close to practical. When the spinning stops as it lands... unless there is both anti-gravity (required to defeat the gravity of what they are near or touching) and artificial gravity generation to keep tables to stuck to whatever is intended to be the floor.... it's going to be looking a tad bit messy on the first run. And... no need to get too deep into all the problems "moving parts" cause. We keep moving parts to only what is absolutely necessary. Moving parts require most of the maintenance and cause most of the problems.

  • @akiraic
    @akiraic Před 2 měsíci

    This is the first ultrawide content I saw on youtube and I appreciate it.

  • @vladimirvologdin9435
    @vladimirvologdin9435 Před 27 dny

    - Do you eat another people?
    - Well, we personally don't eat humans
    - Some of your species do?
    - Mmmm... Do you like my jacket??

  • @elonwong
    @elonwong Před 3 měsíci +39

    Never mind Klingons! They eat one of their delicacies ALIVE

    • @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid
      @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Před 3 měsíci +6

      So do we.. a few actually. Octopus is the one that gets me, who wants tentacles writhing in your gut 🤮

    • @dunningdunning4711
      @dunningdunning4711 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Even worse, octopi are smart and they know when they are being eaten, so they will choke you to death if they can, which is why there is a technique to eating them. Ever seen Old Boy?

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 Před 3 měsíci

      @@dunningdunning4711 Or CSI?

    • @propheteyebert7063
      @propheteyebert7063 Před 2 měsíci

      Vegans rip baby carrots from their cradles and eat them alive as well.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 2 měsíci

      @@DKNguyen3.1415 Or The Boys?

  • @akarimov357
    @akarimov357 Před 3 měsíci +60

    Actually, those aliens wanted to bring the guys to their planet as a new delicacy. But it turned out the aliens wanted something kosher or halal.

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt Před 2 měsíci +6

      They were hoping for something more corn fed.

    • @whome9842
      @whome9842 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Doritos, cheetos, fandangos and soda (corn syrup water). Corn junk diet!

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@whome9842 Yes but raw corn has a way of sweetening the meat and still being affordable.

  • @ashwanikumarpasi5152
    @ashwanikumarpasi5152 Před 2 měsíci

    That guy chose to speak facts no matter what, gotta give respect for that.

  • @SonGoku-tp8gb
    @SonGoku-tp8gb Před 3 měsíci +2

    An alien planet with only herbivores and zero carnivore species. Interesting idea.

    • @jeffcarroll6553
      @jeffcarroll6553 Před 2 měsíci

      Wonder where they got their canine incisors from.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 2 měsíci

      @@jeffcarroll6553 From the millions of years that they would have existed as carnivores/omnivores, obviously. Any other daft questions, Jeff?

    • @swedensy
      @swedensy Před měsícem

      @@jeffcarroll6553 thos are not canine. you cant even tear a rabbit with these.

  • @jedjedon9779
    @jedjedon9779 Před 2 lety +265

    I definitely would buy a ticket to a movie with this script 👌

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před rokem +5

      tv sitcom.

    • @jovanny125
      @jovanny125 Před 5 měsíci

      dumb

    • @polla2256
      @polla2256 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @jamietodd2560
      @jamietodd2560 Před 3 měsíci +2

      The Orville has writing like this. Human-alien culture shock.

    • @robertofulton
      @robertofulton Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yep. Except like all good stories the humans will convert the crazy vegan aliens to good old fashioned burgers.

  • @AlejandroMeri
    @AlejandroMeri Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was thinking "Hey! That alien chick looks like Luna Lovegood!" and I was right! That's Evanna Lynch!

  • @douglasauclair3860
    @douglasauclair3860 Před 28 dny

    "...but did we?"
    followed up by:
    "Shall we try this Klingon-planet?"
    Out of the frying pan, m8. Out of the frying pan.

  • @AlexPBenton
    @AlexPBenton Před 3 měsíci +140

    If they were aware of animals to the degree that they know were great apes, they would already know that many animals eat meat, and so while they may be surprised that such a civilized species eats animals, they probably wouldn’t be as confused and surprised

    • @elibeeblebrox1084
      @elibeeblebrox1084 Před 3 měsíci +41

      I mean if you want to get realistic, it's highly unlikely any species could ever have enough intelligence to make fire let alone develop space travel without first being hypercarnivore predators for several million years like we did. But it's just a comedy skit.

    • @deepseadarew6012
      @deepseadarew6012 Před 3 měsíci +27

      ​@@elibeeblebrox1084 Vegan aliens may not necessarily evolve from a species that is exclusively vegan. It's plausible that they could have developed advanced technology that eliminates the need for consuming animals from their own planet, similar to humans in the Star Trek universe.

    • @elibeeblebrox1084
      @elibeeblebrox1084 Před 3 měsíci

      @@deepseadarew6012 sure, but then they'd understand and wouldn't be disgusted with another species for not reaching that point yet, unless they're some youths with their own alien version of tiktok brainrot, unaware of basic history facts.
      You know, I'm on the fence about aliens but thet might not be as ridiculous as I'm making it sound. I heard someone theorize that aliens aren't allow to make contact with us until we develop further, so the only ones visiting are drunks, rebellious teens, and pranksters, which is why there are so many crashes. To quote Trump, "they're not sending their best"

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@deepseadarew6012fancy shmantsy, it is a meat, even if its is "created" by replicator.

    • @deepseadarew6012
      @deepseadarew6012 Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@AKUJIVALDO Vegans are not necessarily against eating meat, they are against the exploitation of animals, which in the modern context just happens to be highly correlated with the purchase of animal products. That won't be the case with the proliferation of technologies such as cultured meat, molecular 3d printing, or replicator technology. It's not a diet, it's an ethical position.

  • @Jahfromtheb
    @Jahfromtheb Před 2 lety +28

    Amazing

  • @caspertoo
    @caspertoo Před 3 měsíci +89

    Great script, good acting, always that friend who thinks he's clever but is actually just a complete muppet.

    • @MrEpeeFencer
      @MrEpeeFencer Před 3 měsíci +13

      Nah it's a stupid script, the whole premise is dumb. If they knew what animals were, they would know that they eat each other. And they would have no reason to be surprised that humans eat animals too.

    • @xxwookey
      @xxwookey Před 3 měsíci +4

      He was remarkably well-informed about typical animal lifetimes and farming methods.

  • @CleoCat75
    @CleoCat75 Před 21 dnem +1

    great! Short and to the point with a beginning AND ending. 20 times better than a dozen DUST films combined!!

  • @markheithaus
    @markheithaus Před 3 měsíci +29

    Well, the Klingons will be a shock 😆😂

  • @buckhippo
    @buckhippo Před 10 měsíci +50

    Absolutely brilliant and better than a lot of the big studio stuff! These guys have TALENT!!!

    • @chriskelso723
      @chriskelso723 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It did feel very natural, didn't it.

  • @Kojimapowered009
    @Kojimapowered009 Před 3 měsíci

    Humans are better than other animals because they can make reasoned arguments.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před 3 měsíci +3

    Many thanks to the YT algorithm for bringing me here. Subscribed!

  • @katazggolam9619
    @katazggolam9619 Před 2 lety +8

    I am not kidding. I had this idea for a movie for a long time. This is awesome.

  • @tomtom9879
    @tomtom9879 Před 3 měsíci +71

    I love the spaceship design!
    Great story, short and good acting!

    • @GregKeane
      @GregKeane Před 3 měsíci +2

      yah the ship is great , finally a unique thought

    • @WilyFilms
      @WilyFilms  Před 3 měsíci +9

      Thanks. The ship was inspired by mushrooms 🙂

    • @gcerchio
      @gcerchio Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@WilyFilms By or On?

    • @DellikkilleD
      @DellikkilleD Před 3 měsíci

      @@gcerchioYes.

    • @caribbeanman3379
      @caribbeanman3379 Před 3 měsíci

      @@gcerchio Is there a difference though?

  • @mahrcheen
    @mahrcheen Před 2 měsíci

    I want them to wander into Xenomorphs and talk about their breeding cycle

  • @FUGP72
    @FUGP72 Před 3 měsíci

    This is like Junior high school level drama class level of acting ability here. And they all got C-, solely because the te4acher doesn't really care about his job and will never fail a student.

  • @kelvin.k9942
    @kelvin.k9942 Před 2 lety +20

    It would be great if there's a part two😂

  • @payojaaa
    @payojaaa Před 3 měsíci +7

    omgg this was such a good short film!! amazing!! i didn't come from tiktok, youtube reccomended me

  • @15743_Hertz
    @15743_Hertz Před 3 měsíci

    Plants and vegetables scream at ultrasonic frequencies when you put them in the microwave, ya know!

  • @lilsprugga
    @lilsprugga Před 2 měsíci

    Actually, the aliens wanted to eat them, but like us, they don't eat animals that eat animals. They would adore them in the same way you adore icecream.

  • @marckaufman2556
    @marckaufman2556 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Great concept, production, and loved the space craft design, especially the exterior! The post credit scene was the best knowing Klingons. 😂

  • @blackpenter4487
    @blackpenter4487 Před 2 lety +4

    amazing! we deffinitly need more of these comedy skits. You got a sub added!

  • @pizzatime7431
    @pizzatime7431 Před 3 měsíci

    That took dodging a bullet to the next level

  • @DaniOrdo
    @DaniOrdo Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is how alien girls turn lesbian in space: they meet the human men first

  • @VikasSharma-sy5tp
    @VikasSharma-sy5tp Před 2 lety +32

    Great concept & fantastic execution!!! 👍👍👍

  • @ESAkame
    @ESAkame Před 2 lety +5

    Lmaooo i didn't see the jacket part coming

  • @robreid6195
    @robreid6195 Před 2 měsíci

    Lucky for the aliens that they didn't happen to pick up a couple of vegetarians. They dumped us before we trashed their 'hood.

  • @mariusa.5863
    @mariusa.5863 Před 3 měsíci

    People are laughing about this, but it's actually something to cry about.

  • @Rinnesha0
    @Rinnesha0 Před 2 lety +5

    Amazing content. this actually made me laugh 🤣🤣 keep up the good work

  • @kael7953
    @kael7953 Před 3 měsíci +3

    That space ship design is dope af

  • @nathanoldland3922
    @nathanoldland3922 Před měsícem +1

    You notice how happy those two blokes were...?

  • @samking6583
    @samking6583 Před 3 měsíci

    Ok, just found this, frikkin loved it, need sequel !

  • @princetan4285
    @princetan4285 Před 2 lety +8

    You should make a movie with this i promise it will be damn great

  • @silverscreenproductions
    @silverscreenproductions Před 2 lety +135

    Brilliant script & skillful use of comedy. From one filmmaker to another: great work! 👏

  • @kamruzzamanuzzal3764
    @kamruzzamanuzzal3764 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I wanna see vegan aliens fight with plant aliens

  • @eightw5783
    @eightw5783 Před měsícem

    The earthy accents of the aliens brought a smile to my face.

  • @earytide9689
    @earytide9689 Před 2 lety +7

    Saw it on TikTok now im here

  • @bogushype4451
    @bogushype4451 Před 3 měsíci +41

    My cat eats mice like they're Snickers bars. Starting with the head. She's adorable.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +8

      How hilariously clever and ever so snarky you must imagine yourself to be, Skippy. You not only missed the mark, you missed the target entirely. Try harder. We have faith in you.

    • @bogushype4451
      @bogushype4451 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@paradisepipeco who are you

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@bogushype4451 I am merely your best friend in this moment, Junior; attempting to suggest a much needed course correction. Cats are born carnivores. And we love them for adhering to their true nature. Humans, on the other hand, have been given the gift of intelligence allowing for choice, in that we can actually alter our evolution and adopt and embrace such aspects of an enriched existence that do not exist in nature.... such as compassion, inclusion, and respect for those who differ in some way from who we are.
      In other words, we can understand and adopt *The Golden Rule,* and if we choose to accept it and treat others as we would wish to be treated, we enable a far more rewarding life with enhanced vision and empathy. And thank you for asking.
      Regards to your cat.
      *_"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."_*
      ~~ Jack Handey
      *_"When the wise man points at the moon, the fool stares at his finger."_*
      ~~ Mokèlé Mbèmbé
      🙊🙉🙈

    • @bogushype4451
      @bogushype4451 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@paradisepipeco so you dont disagree about my cat eating mice like a snickers bar head first?

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@bogushype4451 Nice how much you enjoy being a troll.
      But are you sure what you have is really a cat? You can usually spot an imposter by the fake mews.

  • @toldfable
    @toldfable Před 2 měsíci +1

    "huh, yep. no intelligent life here..."

  • @mannygee005
    @mannygee005 Před 3 měsíci

    "...well maybe when they're next to an abattoir."

  • @grimcity
    @grimcity Před 9 měsíci +15

    This was great fun and an excellent use of every second!

  • @saphiquefemme
    @saphiquefemme Před 2 lety +56

    This is beyond brilliant! 👏🎬

  • @AstarOfDavid
    @AstarOfDavid Před 28 dny

    Well said!.... This is how I look at people who eat "dead animals" it's like and then you "EAT IT?" like what!?

  • @SchnitzelMS
    @SchnitzelMS Před 22 dny

    2:07 : At this moment, he knew, he fked up XD

  • @danawakes2001
    @danawakes2001 Před 2 lety +3

    This should be a whole movie

  • @WhyWorldWet
    @WhyWorldWet Před rokem +6

    Haha, luv it. Great skit. More more please.

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate Před měsícem

    I would love to see a movie where Earth turns out to be a farm that provides aliens with human meat. That's why there are wars, famine, car crashes etc.

    • @WilyFilms
      @WilyFilms  Před měsícem

      I believe The Twilight Zone did something similar.

  • @ninjapacman26
    @ninjapacman26 Před 3 měsíci

    It's not often youtube recommends a short film that's actually good, but this one was pretty funny!

  • @whatthefuckallhandlesaretaken
    @whatthefuckallhandlesaretaken Před 3 měsíci +7

    Luna lovegood.

  • @Joyee_canada
    @Joyee_canada Před 2 lety +35

    Absolutely Marvellous 🤩 Brilliant Wonderfully conceptualized… triggered the vegan vein👌🏻

  • @adambus77
    @adambus77 Před měsícem +1

    Normalnie Maksiu i Albercik, ale w seksmisji było grubiej bo nawet kartofla babka bała się trzymać w pudełku po butach. Liga rządzi, liga radzi, liga nigdy was nie zdradzi!

  • @jcam4071
    @jcam4071 Před 3 měsíci

    Awesome short. Really funny. Hope these guys keep their effort and continue producing interesting shorts

  • @WallySketch
    @WallySketch Před 3 měsíci +63

    I wonder how they would feel about carnivore animals. Would they be shocked learning that cats eat meat ?

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 Před 3 měsíci +10

      They'll find out after meeting the Klingons.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +6

      The limits of your cognitive abilities and world view are truly astounding.

    • @ShepardCommander
      @ShepardCommander Před 3 měsíci +9

      I mean they did obviously acknowledge dogs and pigs, which are carnivores and omnivores respectfully.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci

      Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@ShepardCommander The word is _"respectively",_ not _"respectfully",_ young Jedi, although no harm no foul; your meaning was clear. So I submit my correction respectfully. And both dogs and pigs are actually omnivores, although it is not unusual for folks to assume otherwise. Neither is a carnivore. A typical house kitty is an obligate carnivore, however.

  • @94s75
    @94s75 Před 2 lety +6

    Top tier content. Thank you for this

  • @stas896
    @stas896 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Примерно так я чувствую себя, когда объясняю ребенку, почему мы едим эту курицу, этого поросенка, и как они оказались на нашем столе...

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 3 měsíci +1

    Luna Lovegood was in this, y'all!