Me and my wife were attacked by a hoard of angry monkeys at Longleat Safari Park. It was supposed to be a birthday treat for her, BUT IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE!!!
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up. I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on CZcams before! If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
Man the girl was nerve racking didnt matter how much it cost this day and age any 1 dollar is alot. And yes if you would have turned the wipers on the animal wouldnt have gotten hurt and he would have left your car alone
Its amazing how many people put videos on CZcams presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
no wonder insurance premiums are so high, you go to a safari park and then claim on the damage, dont fucking go if your going to cry aboutt the damage to your car.
One of the few pleasures the modern man gets from monotonous chores is to watch a female wash his car rambunctiously while wearing a thin T-shirt; preferably white with nothing else underneath.
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
HI! glad you enjoyed the video, don't worry about the rest of the youtubers. they must not have a sense of humor or something! Longleat is about 80 miles west of london and it's AMAZING. They have so much there.
it took only 5 min to hate someone soo much..
YES I know 100% What you mean he's a 💩💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me too!
5 mins? Didn't even take 20 seconds.
There's no way she's going to stay with you for the rest of her life...
I thought that. What a bell end
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
Lol
🤣😅😂🤣😅😂😂😅😂🤣
the guy in this video is so annoying
Lol just what I was thinking 😂😂
This video should be titled ‘The most irritating man on the Planet’.
His wife deserves a medal for not knocking him out
I really feel for this guy's wife
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I bet this “man” wears really tight skinny jeans and has the desperate housewives box set on blu ray
Don't ask her to turn the wiper on while shes driving and hes on it, he could get hurt. You chose to go in the enclosure knowing what cud happen lol
Thumbs down for a HORRIFIC LYING VIDEO TITLE.They were not attacking you.You were being over dramatic.Sheesh.
Why would you go to longleat if you don't want animals on your car? 🤔 'spray the monkey with chemicals'.. What a dick head!!!
Your lady is stubborn, she won't listen to you, Sorry to say this, but your marriage wont last.
Who are you to tell someone their own marriage won't last. You don't even know them smh. -.-
Bill King good. the guy is an idiot.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O
Those monkeys are so cute :)
Russel Brand and Katie Perry's last vacation together.
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Why did you even go in there? You would've been warned what would happen and you couldve changed direction.
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here...
That was truly horrific.
I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals.
I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper,
It's out of order, someone should have it shot...
I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good...
Prick.
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Almost as if they’re primates and not human😞
They arent like animals.. they ARE animals lol
The woman not turning on the wipers and flinging the monkey off was the most annoying thing ever, just do it ffs
And you're freaking horrible about the animals! Turn on the wiper while he's holding it! Spray it with chemicals. And you don't stop winging!
"..Looks like a problem child..." Hysterical!
Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing...
This has to be the most frustrating video I've ever watched.
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
The commentary on this is hilarious! Should be some memes made of it! lolol
1:18 "Ohhhhhhhh, he's on the roof !! "....
Hopefully they didn't have a sunroof, lol.
It takes this little to scared a grown up man and labeled it “horrific monkey attack”…you chosen to enter their enclosure!!!
The monkey is adorable. Seems you're having fun mate!
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
Just went there today one car had a blanket stolen and they did some monkey business on our car
Wow, I respect your wife. So annoying. What did you expect from wild animals?
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
The girl is driving and the male is the passanger.
I guess we know who wears the trousers in the house.
If you were that terrified about monkeys, why did you decide to drive your car into their habitat that doesn’t make sense
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
You had to repeat yourself so many times. Reckon you need to get your wife's hearing tested!!
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray.
Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
OMG!! Like WTF!!
When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely...
Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
what did you expect? monkeys are curious animals, this guys a total prick!
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up.
I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
crazy enough to beg your wife like a child to put wind wipers on? To squirt the money with chemicals? wtf.
That's 4 words!! (Although I guess 2 of them aren't proper words)
Thanks for watching!
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
Jeez, could you have any more of a cow over the nothing? If you don't want monkey's on your car, then don't go or take a different car.
The most amazing thing about this video is that she married you...
Gets on windshield. *uses wiper* Whoops.
Reminds me of that couple who were in the car saying aww look at him isn't he cute then the monkey ends up being feral lol
I only listend 5 min to the husband and he drived me crazy, imagine the wife has to listen to him the whole day ! Does he ever shut up.
That would have been so easy to chase away those small creatures.
"why is she driving?"
She's a nervous passenger, I'm a shit driver.
It just works better if she drives.
I guess you're right. i am pretty annoying. At least you don't have to put up with me all the time.... I do :(
wow that was horrific you so nearly had to replace a £5.00 windscreen wiper and with you driving a renault it would of been a write off
Your not meant to drive that fast and you did get warned before entering the enclosure x
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
Went in with a negative attitude, got what you wanted really
That woman needs to be more obedient to her man.
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
They are SO cute!!!!!
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.
She hoovered it out the other day, but I was at work.
I'm unsure of what she was wearing. I'll ask her.
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on CZcams before!
If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
Man the girl was nerve racking didnt matter how much it cost this day and age any 1 dollar is alot. And yes if you would have turned the wipers on the animal wouldnt have gotten hurt and he would have left your car alone
Sorry to hear that, Longleat is great, but the monkeys......
hope it doesn't cost too much!
she needs to listen better or find a new girl
I'm not sure Longleat Safari Park is the monkeys natural habitat. It's really nice, but i think they're from overseas somewhere....
I wonder if the wife chucked him out in the lion enclosure
Anything gets damaged get girlfriend to pay as she is the driver lol
Its amazing how many people put videos on CZcams presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
Your comment is spot on! unfortunately our car is really shit, but it's also the only one we can afford! :(
Horrific is not the word that I would choose
Why go to somewhere like this if you don't like animals? Everyone knows if you go to Longleat, your going to get monkeyed!
The monkeys in the city by my house are more dangerous than these.
I feel sorry for that woman you were driving with...God forbid you're her boyfriend.
You seem very upset that you are there in the first place. why would you go and then complain?
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
Divorce that disobedient boring woman.
The monkey didn't even pull it off what's he moaning about? We lost our washer jets to one but that's the chance you take.
no wonder insurance premiums are so high, you go to a safari park and then claim on the damage, dont fucking go if your going to cry aboutt the damage to your car.
I went to Longleat today.... aaand they did that to.
They're a bunch of clowns. I blame the parents.
Funny, the guy is so worried about his car, also he has a fucking Renault.
LOL....
"through our jeans and shit"
you sir, are a genius. i don't care what jason says.
the ultimate trolllloololol
Hilarious - you should take over 'Wildlife on One'
The only nightmare is this marriage to this nit wit
That was a horrible, terrifying attack. I hope you guys are ok. lol
Everyone seems to not like this guy.
I think he's fuckin hilarious
The best thing about this video is the comments it has caused, I was in tears at DougWJ's comment from about two months ago.... Hilarious
Just imagine if this guy watched the movie jaws... Lol
One of the few pleasures the modern man gets from monotonous chores is to watch a female wash his car rambunctiously while wearing a thin T-shirt; preferably white with nothing else underneath.
The wiper arm is about £10 and the motor is £35 used! that would have definitely written it off!
The man's wife doesn't obey him. Why is she driving rather than him? Is he crippled?
So when did you get divorced?
Don't hate the animals
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
Proper annoying lad. The short glimpse I got of your mrs though was the only worthwhile moment
What a whimp this guy is 😂😂
''This one looks like a problem child.'' hahahahhahahhaa
Your wife is no fun....she should have turned on the windshield wiper...lol
HI! glad you enjoyed the video, don't worry about the rest of the youtubers. they must not have a sense of humor or something!
Longleat is about 80 miles west of london and it's AMAZING. They have so much there.
I hope you know almost everyone hates you 😐 no one enjoyed the video
ok, seriously man????????? why are you begging her to turn the wiper on. turn that shit on.