Helldivers 2 - These Oompaloompas are some of the Surliest/Burliest of All Time!

I don't even know anymore.
Does anyone care? Does anyone read these? Does anyone even watch these videos, or are they just going to be played at my trial in 10 years. Could you imagine how poorly this will age if someone finds it. I might just do a crime in 10 years just to line it up.