Now this is a story, all about how I got on last place and my life got upside down, so I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you how I became the salty prince of a town called Mario Kart 8.
0:04 STARING. TOAD MARIO MIKE MYERS HORATIO SANS DONGLYLONG ANEE FRANK AND NEWCOMERS TECHWORKS JOBEL PUZZLE ROOM LOOGE HORATIO SANS (COMIC EDITION) PINK BLUE VINNY AND jon
umm,hey Vinny i have 2 theories on why you lose all the time:1:everyone's a d*ck to you.2:for some reason you are an item MAGNET....but not in a GOOD way because it attracts attacs.
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I just realized something: Vinny is the Sponge of Mario Kart. He soaks up all the failure so everyone else can succeed.
SamTheMarioMan maybe vinny was the failures we made along the way
Rtf 1qwsxxx. Derre. Zر
that’s deep tbh
No, it's what he gets for being a Nintendo Fan boi
Christ. Whenever Vinny plays Mario Kart he makes it look like Dark Souls.
His bad luck is unrivaled.
What do you mean "look like" Dark Souls, IT IS Dark Souls.
Dark Souls kart?
Kart Souls
And now they announce Bloodborne Kart
5:16 I almost felt bad for Vinny there, but that the timing of that steal was too good.
He sound like he's going crazy after it
*ZOOM*
"eh, take the last coin!"
11:58
Y A H A H A
5:38
N O C O I N
Clap 28 likes
Sosig coin is dead
no coin
in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it
italian food is supposed to be spicy... not salty
i just realized i had in the selection "vinny darkest depression"
best way to symbolize his stream of mario kart in his hindsight
3:25 I love it when the chat makes Jojokes and they fly right over Binyot's head.
_Note: This salt does not contain iodide, a necessary nutrient._
3:10 VINE STOLE THE SHINE
Absolutely magical.
That sneaky snatch at 5:15 makes me lose it every time.
7:47 the subtitles are freaking confused.
fuck & wario
7:20 "This game is a cool mistress"
"[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]"
My favorite error was "the thing you give me the bullet, Phil. Pull up Phil. Phil - Phil pull it though. Bullet pill bullet Phil pull it though"
I can't believe Vinny fucking died
Going frame by frame on some of these shots just bewilders me. It's like the shells are magnetic. All of them came without warning too.
As soon as it zoomed in on "9th" I knew the triple mushrooms were coming. Vinny is a siren song for them triple mushrooms.
I mean, his name IS Vinny "Three Shroom" Vinesauce
Watching these videos after listening to a not insignificant amount of Red Vox feels like phasing into an alternate reality
I think everyone purposefully tries to ruin vinny's day
would people really do that
go on the internet and just try to hit the streamer
@@mrwri
Well that is the objective of the game: Get the highest placement possible while preventing others for getting a higher placement.
@@mrwri Frankly yeah. People do it
11:44
That was the day I swiggited that swooty.
Jstar269 congradulaes
"God was adorable" 😂
6:16 That "Nope" wasn't supposed to be there... wtf happened.
Nah. i was intending to put it at (5:16). not sure how it moved 1 minute ahead.
Bamboo Gamer It just Noped at you.
Was that Vinny? It sounded pretty genuine XD
I mean. It still works.
12:38 - 12:55 Vinny was about to take third. A Tomodachi resident of Vineland Island, back from the dead, stole his glory.
Nunof Yerbizness
Revenge for kicking him off the island solely for being a meme.
When you played online battle mode, it just like a World War 2
Now this is a story, all about how I got on last place and my life got upside down, so I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and let me tell you how I became the salty prince of a town called Mario Kart 8.
sit down,calm down and relive your life from sperm to adult
Your meter is off
portable salt 12th
I honestly can't tell if he's just bad or if he genuinely has luck that fucking terrible
This episode is brought to you by the numbers 9 and 11, Vinny's favorite places.
The best part of the Mario Kart stream was when Vinny got 3 Mushrooms like 7-8 times in a row.
14:25 “Has the Les Enfants Terribles really come this far!?”
-Colonel 2008
0:04
STARING.
TOAD
MARIO
MIKE MYERS
HORATIO SANS
DONGLYLONG
ANEE FRANK
AND NEWCOMERS
TECHWORKS
JOBEL
PUZZLE ROOM
LOOGE
HORATIO SANS (COMIC EDITION)
PINK BLUE VINNY
AND jon
Go to 7:46
turn the speed down to 0.25
watch as vinny gets bonked by fucking nothing
COOL FUCKING GAME
it's wario. he always cheat.
Lol, it's the collision of the shells. It is desync from its actual visual position. It happens sometimes.
6:15 It felt so good to hit Vinny in that moment. Thanks for including my clip! ;)
I knew he was stream sniped
git me out ov gay baby jail *pls*
This game needs Koroks... *y a h a h a*
Y̵̢̛̝͕͕̥̪̤͈͕̘̝̬̘̆̋͑̅̃̂a̵͍̣̤̺̩͖̞͈̜̻͎̬̻͆̃̇̾̋̔̿̈̚̚̚͝ͅ ̶̢̻̩͔͙̦͈̹̟̦͍̙̼͍̜̎͋̅͛̍̒́͋̊͑̇͆ḧ̵̡͇͚̫̟͎́͌̃̋͛͂̐͑̈͑͜͝͝͠a̶̪̣̝̜̤̟͂̌̀́͊̄͂̂͑͌ ̵͕̬̑̀͌ĥ̵̢̠̦̠̲a̶̢̧̖̤͙̦̬̼̺̞̜̳̥̳̅̂̂̃͆̽͘
1:22. The tone on Vinny's voice is priceless. So hilarious!
10:09. The salt is at its maximum height here. The decline begins!
That's some deluxe salt right here
These will never not be funny.
Now this is *SALT RACING*
16:08
They had a boo active
R.I.P
Binyot
1985-2017
13:10 I wasn't prepared for that. I'm dying XD
I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN YEARS
STANDO
Cant be a Weeb Cause half Japanese
REVEAL YOUR SUTANDO
*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE* ?!!!!!!!
Vinny getting booty-blasted from 2nd to 10th never gets old
the floating crown was someone that used a boo if anyone was curious
is it horrible that i enjoy vinnny salt? there is nothing quite like it well except joel salt but that rarely happens.
I think everybody enjoy vinny's salt tbh.
ARe you KiddING ME WHO THREW THAT?!?!!
according to this video if you don't know what you get hit by it's usually because it was a green shell you threw at yourself :^) 4:54
SUTANDO POWAH
Being Vinny is to be pain
🅱ario 🅱art
🅱inny 🅱et 🅱alty 🅱t 🅱ario 🅱art 8 🅱eluxe
ate salt & vinegar chips while watching.
no regrets.
5:16 *Y O I N K*
8:06 You're welcome
10:26 wryyyyyyyyy
*sees rhythm heaven profile picture*
*instantly subscribes*
R.I.P BINYOT
The intro reminded me of a YTP
Staten island steamer who's Italian and is very loud. Love it
Being a sponge fucking sucks😂😂
uhhh the floating crown is the result of the boo item
Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.
2:22 did Vinny just say that he needs to get out of gay baby jail?
I liked the Don Pardo impression very much.
2:48 I believe he's saying "oh no, what have i done?" in a Mr. Bean accent or something like that.
3:00 Literally the moment this popped up, my internet went out.
all these years of watching vinny and i can't remember where the scream around 9:38 is from help pls
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At 1:36:16
Bamboo Gamer bless your soul
this seems familiar
Vinny and joel should do a video together one day
in honor of this video i whent to my pantry and took the cashews and took all the salt from the bottom and ate it
Pipe = destroyable poston = INDESTRUCTABLE
I want to see happy vinny
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe Salt
Oh, so this doesn't just happen to me. The game is just fuck, makes me feel somewhat better :)
The thwomp intro fucking killed me.
I heard a Michael Rosin "Noice" in there. ;)
*THREE MUSHROOMS*
Net one should be: "The legend of Vinny Three Shrooms: SKUNT"
Salty the 12th Deluxe: The revenge
Alternative title: Stream Snipe 8 Deluxe
It just looks like normal Mario Kart to me.
1:11 Vinny said oof
Vinny should just get'n th'bucket.
W H Y D I D N ' T Y O U B E L I E V E M E OH WHY ?
Deluxe Salt
The floating crown was because the player used a Boo.
Yeah i realised that after i uploaded this.
"Mr. Dink 5th place"
this hurts me
Bruno dies, Narancia dies, Abbacchio dies, Everyone in part 6 dies, Gyro dies, Johnny dies.
MarioSALT 8 delux edition
3:35 SUTANDO POWAH!
N O C O I N
Where is sponge when you need him?
Vin needs to fix his mic delay
15:09
*b u l l e t b i l l*
umm,hey Vinny i have 2 theories on why you lose all the time:1:everyone's a d*ck to you.2:for some reason you are an item MAGNET....but not in a GOOD way because it attracts attacs.
#2 is DEFINITIVLY(sorry 4 mispelling)Worst luck ever given to a mario kart 8 player.
2:23 lmao
Watching this made me salty
What a shame
11:51 *Yahaha!*
poor binyot
"I bet that fake b-🅱inny will do better than me"
Mario kunt 8 deluxe