_"You would never understand what it means to be a mulch-maxing soil-pilled sister of the dirt."_ I need help. I don't know what kind, but after that, I need it.
@@lucidlullaby894 yeah, i didn't realise until someone poonted out that's a fetish Thought it just cute girls in the military piloting airplane dragons
the tube with a you started recommending me your clips and i'm very thankful since i don't have that much time to watch spicy cat keep that slop with a cherry on top coming
Dude, pedicures are amazing. I get one like every 5 to 7 weeks. A kind, older lady sees me, she's been my nail tech for like over a year now. Like a 2-hour full-service situation with polish or no polish for like 40 bucks. All of the tools used are like well sterilized and stuff like that, no issues with infections ever. One of her sons owns the Gundam Warehouse in Daytona. She is an awesome lady, and an amazing nail tech. Pedicures rule.
Well there is a shock video called 2 Kids in a Sandbox(for those who've never seen it, it does not involve children) and it involves sounding. 7:09 Mari, what you just described is a cuckquean.
The notion of cuckoldry having any involvement with female relationships is idiotic. A man is a cuck because a woman can only choose to carry one male's genetic material at a time. If you let another man do the deed with your woman, you essentially are saying on an evolutionary level "I am okay with sacrificing my life and resources and comfort to let another man carry on his lineage with my partner". It's pathetic, and why it's almost universally frowned upon. Women cannot "cuck" other women. A single male can impregnate as many women as are willing(or unwilling, but that's a different topic). A lesbian relationship is in the same boat; two women cannot carry on their lineage together, therefore they cannot be "cucked" by a man. Cuckoldry only applies to the perversion of mating strategies that are not terminally insolvent due to inherent antinatalism.
@@bort6414 "Genetic material"? You mean _a child?_ The concept of cuckoldry is older than any evolutionary theory, and the focus in the concept had always been being cheated on while being unknowing. The indignity isn't primarily about whatever's behind your evolutionary scientific ideobabble-- it's about _infidelity,_ which anyone is capable of. Accordingly, the word "cuckquean" is at least definitely attested by the 17th century.
I'm disappointed 😞 I was genuinely happy with the new policy. I really looked forward to the Renaissance that could have been for vtuber's and e-girls alike. All they had to do was age restrict the 18+ rated stuff; like Riro ron said, "no minors." Them taking it all back, just screwed everyone over! The blame should not be placed on the e-girls who were testing the rules in the first place. The issue originally was that the rules were unclear about it. Then, they came up with a policy that allows artistic nudity and topples meta! With rules that were more reasonable and clearer to understand. I was happy about vtuber's D's and e-girls D's coming together ❤️ 💕 but then there were those who broke 💔 the rules, and sadly 😥 we got the bad ending 😢 Twitch walked back on what was a good policy that could work for everyone, now back exactly where we were initially and world 🌎 lost in the end I want Twitch to reinstate the rule changes that they had!
_"You would never understand what it means to be a mulch-maxing soil-pilled sister of the dirt."_
I need help. I don't know what kind, but after that, I need it.
I'm too fucking sober for these women. I envy the monk who never saw a woman in his life, truly.
Relatable
The only man who died happily without ever having to deal with their bullshit truly God loved that monk.
Same.
😂😂😂
Skill diff bozo
Mari always looks so shell-shocked in Kirsche streams
Kirsches obsession with sounding concerns me and makes me fear for any man she gets with
Yeah...... I'm swiping left....
"She a ten, BUT, she's curious about sounding..."
You can sound a woman, and that to me, as a man, sounds much preferable.
I can fix her.
@@Tunkkis “I mean, it’s down there and it’s also a hole. Might as well”
- my ex
Kirsche is like Clarkson: “I went onto the internet today, and I found this!”
Tenma: NOOOO
Kirsche is a goddamned walking cognitohazard
I don't know who this smol child is, but it's amusing that she's able to keep up with Kirsche.
plapfish
ceo of SEX
Plapiroth.
she love five guys
At this point I’m surprised creators that collab with Kirsche don’t create a “safe word” when Kirsche activates her “forbidden” tabs.
It's probably because it just activates another cursed tab. Like Lego sounding did.
There are no safe words on a Kirsche stream, only cursed.
You're required to sign a waiver prior to the collab that you /will/ receive braindamage and have to take your own precautions.
Netflix after tricking me into watching dragon vore by disguising it as a show about women flying planes
Ok, juat give the title
The airplane dragon vore anime is surprisingly wholesome, from what I remember
@@lucidlullaby894 yeah, i didn't realise until someone poonted out that's a fetish
Thought it just cute girls in the military piloting airplane dragons
@@eriktheos6022 "Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan" or "Hisone to Maso-tan"
Yeah that tracks.
I'm fucking mulch-maxing
You go, soil-sister!
the marikirsche collabs are so kino holy shit man
This video made me want to test out the tensile strength of an aluminium bat on my head.
Before kirsche even finished her first sentence I paused the video and walked away. I'm not nearly drunk enough for this
😂😂
Wait, everyone else is drunk watching her content? Am I doing this wrong?
@@dragonsontv4412 Yes
It’s okay, Mari, I too, often find myself scared during Kirsche videos
Kirsche has cursed encyclopedic knowledge of the universe and Mari has the weird cute psychopath vibes…great content!
Me: Clicks on a Kirsche video.
Kirsche: Looking up cursed as hell topics.
Me: "Yep."
I don’t think I’ve ever been left more speechless than when they mentioned the baby carrot
Wait until you get to the man who stuck a Lego sword up their.
God these two are hilarious together.
Im starting to realize that mari is just as cursed as kirsche
I watched that stream live. that was my first time seeing MariMari. I love how much shit she talks
What a beautiful fever dream these women are.
8:19 I was there when N'wah was banned.
the tube with a you started recommending me your clips and i'm very thankful since i don't have that much time to watch spicy cat
keep that slop with a cherry on top coming
I don’t know which one the bad influence is and I’m okay with that.
It's Kirsche. It's always Kirsche.
Mari had to tell kirsche to "just fucking stop please" MULTIPLE times. There are few people so thoroughly cursed as Kirsche.
@@Enchiewe have to decide who's worse and why it's kirsche.
Kirsche is the only one that I know that can break Pippa on a whim.
The Kirsche Sounding Arc has been going for a while.
MariMari_EeEn continues to surprise me with the things she says!
6:48 she should have said “do you want to be bred?”
Pippa > Kirsche > Mari Mari > Pippa
Perfection
3:06 Lia is the one that falls into that category for me.
so these two are turning into friends? perish
the thought,chats!
i did not expect to see mabinogi being played in this video.
That cut off at the end, lol
It's moments like this that explain why I drink.
Chicken head" yeah, I've heard that one.
I agree with both of them.
I don't like saying mean things or political things even but It's true. Corpo-journos aren't people. :D
why is the music from Mario 2 playing thru this 🤣🤣
3:52 Kowawa
"Drain" damage😂😂
Little does she know Chickenhead is a slur (at least where I live lol)
Tariq Nasheed uses it all the time in his book
For what group of people?
@@music79075 Sorry its 2 months later, but commercial chicken farmers.
my two oshis talking about shit worse than 9/11
So this is what it's like to do drugs.
Anybody have a link to the vod of this?
Dude, pedicures are amazing. I get one like every 5 to 7 weeks.
A kind, older lady sees me, she's been my nail tech for like over a year now. Like a 2-hour full-service situation with polish or no polish for like 40 bucks. All of the tools used are like well sterilized and stuff like that, no issues with infections ever. One of her sons owns the Gundam Warehouse in Daytona. She is an awesome lady, and an amazing nail tech.
Pedicures rule.
Sounding with carotene.
The way the video ends with Krische saying “I have autism.” is a curveball and attention grabber.
Well there is a shock video called 2 Kids in a Sandbox(for those who've never seen it, it does not involve children) and it involves sounding.
7:09 Mari, what you just described is a cuckquean.
The notion of cuckoldry having any involvement with female relationships is idiotic. A man is a cuck because a woman can only choose to carry one male's genetic material at a time. If you let another man do the deed with your woman, you essentially are saying on an evolutionary level "I am okay with sacrificing my life and resources and comfort to let another man carry on his lineage with my partner". It's pathetic, and why it's almost universally frowned upon.
Women cannot "cuck" other women. A single male can impregnate as many women as are willing(or unwilling, but that's a different topic). A lesbian relationship is in the same boat; two women cannot carry on their lineage together, therefore they cannot be "cucked" by a man.
Cuckoldry only applies to the perversion of mating strategies that are not terminally insolvent due to inherent antinatalism.
Ah yes a Cuckquean "every mans dream" /s
@@bort6414 "Genetic material"? You mean _a child?_
The concept of cuckoldry is older than any evolutionary theory, and the focus in the concept had always been being cheated on while being unknowing. The indignity isn't primarily about whatever's behind your evolutionary scientific ideobabble-- it's about _infidelity,_ which anyone is capable of. Accordingly, the word "cuckquean" is at least definitely attested by the 17th century.
Okay serious question was that 1.5 diameter or circumference
I'm pretty sure "chicken head" is a slur or at least a negative slang term 😅
AAVE term for uhhh... "loose woman"
...
What?
Kirsche saying chickenhead sounds like a slur 😂😂
Get your southern rap knowledge up kirsche! Listen to Project Pat! (Specifically “chickenhead”)
Is Mari a little person?
blame it on South Park. not shocked,find it funny,where a retired drill sargent would find it
disgusting.
wife
negus
I'm disappointed 😞 I was genuinely happy with the new policy. I really looked forward to the Renaissance that could have been for vtuber's and e-girls alike. All they had to do was age restrict the 18+ rated stuff; like Riro ron said, "no minors." Them taking it all back, just screwed everyone over! The blame should not be placed on the e-girls who were testing the rules in the first place. The issue originally was that the rules were unclear about it.
Then, they came up with a policy that allows artistic nudity and topples meta! With rules that were more reasonable and clearer to understand. I was happy about vtuber's D's and e-girls D's coming together ❤️ 💕 but then there were those who broke 💔 the rules, and sadly 😥 we got the bad ending 😢 Twitch walked back on what was a good policy that could work for everyone, now back exactly where we were initially and world 🌎 lost in the end
I want Twitch to reinstate the rule changes that they had!
delete vtubers
3:44 The president used to be Obama's second in command. Probably smoked so much he doesn't remember 😂
Alright I like Mari but I don't think I can consent to this
"sister of the dirt" 👏👉 DARF MAXXING