He had a male pornstar on his podcast who told a story about flicking shit off his dick onto a womans face and geordies there giggling like a school boy. Degenerate creepy man
What the fuck?! I will never understand how people can share this kind of crap online. Just say it in person and leave out the evidence like a normal person.
Nah but that shit was just funny. Man thought he was a twink 😂😂😂 and Louis gomez made me laugh soooo fucken hard with his "what true Geordie doesn't realize is that your stroking your cock while texting him" 😂😂😂😂
Sorry boys I might think the dudes disgusting and a degenerate but I'm not down for cancel culture full stop, doesn't matter if it's True Geordie or Count Dankula. I don't think it's the play and I've got to be consistent
It would be funny for guru to repeat these at a press conference… until Geordie stands up rock solid from all the humiliation 😂
But say it with a Jubli accent "LETS GO BREEDEN!"
You can have whatever you want guru
Guru laughing like he doesn’t say this to 5s that he meets at the club
Bold of you to assume guru goes outside
Definitely never said weirdo shit like that 😂😂
5/10 is average, I say stuff like that to 3/10's in the Mall food court.
5s need love too
@mysportstake4567 5 is average, which else should we hit on? You can tell this guy is more shut In than guru. And definitely youngster.
True geordie really can't control himself
Is this stuff true?
@@mikemorris9902Unfortunately, yes.
@@dillonyoung7870Proof?
@yendevus1747 Google
@@ilovememes2628 There is no proof other than screencap
Bruh every time he reads them I die laughing
I love deftones
@@salkeldeliaoehuh?
@@holthofertv1998 I like listening to deftones
@@salkeldeliaoeThe best ‘nu metal’ group.
@@AHighlander yes
Guru’s accent is the only thing that got me through that. That nearly made me cringe to death.
Guru bout to use this rizz on the other pigs at the farm
😂😂😂
Why is it always the ones that have a tough guy persona.
Andrew Tate did sexting acting like a girl before his fame to 'hustle'...
overcompensation
Comfort blanket
True Geordie is an example of what happens when you watch too much porn 🤣
Yep. Porn is poison
Lovely to see other people seeing this lol. Quitting porn is goated.
He had a male pornstar on his podcast who told a story about flicking shit off his dick onto a womans face and geordies there giggling like a school boy. Degenerate creepy man
Porn and gear.
no, hes an example of what happens when youre gay?
Even a regular Joe like me with not much to lose knows you don't share that type of filth on text. It's evidence. 😂
Straight up. Especially weirdo fetishes. JFC…
Just wait till the gurus dms get leaked
Never. He's scared to date because he doesn't want to get doxxed.
@@veebee69if by scared you mean , no one Will date him.
Youre right
@@Grandmaster-CEO-of-EPOwhat is his name
" bend me over my wheel chair and fuck me with the biggest dildo you got, I can't feel fuck all from the waist down. "
@@spector8775I think Kyle, Joey always calls him that
Why does the girl sound so much like Darren Till?? 😂
Oh fook ma ACL!!
@@AssyrianTitan'Oh fook, a've just killed me kids'
@@Jake-qo3mpi don't really care. All i care about is legacy
Its so wholesome to see guru do what he's passionate about
Poo Geordie
You can tell guru is really into reading this
We’ve all had down bad moments but you can’t be that down bad
He has to know these DMs will eventually get leaked after that shit one. Fetish shaming should be done 100%.
i agree. bring back kink shaming.
the only people who say don’t kink shame are sick perverted foul demented sexual weirdos
@@cseyjahKink and Religion needs to be bullied more
@@Ktmfan450And people with mental health problems.
@@Ktmfan450And people with mental health problems.
@@cseyjahadesanya
The voice made this hilarious 😂
When he says fook! 😂😂😂😂💀💀
This just made me stop eating my breakfast. Thanks.
Mason shouldnt desrespect his dad like this
Learn how to spell before insulting anyone else
HE should NEVER be able to forget. Solid guru for doing the lords work 🎉
I want guru to play Geordie in the Broadway musical!
i've watched this way too many times, i can't stop.
guru finally used shampoo lmao
I'm laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂
Guru was that guy i couldn't stand but
because i like mma i gave him a few chances and he is funny I gotta give credit
He's got a dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sick man
This is hilarious. I love guru and always thought jordie seemed….odd 😂
This is actually one of the funniest videos of all time ‼️💯🤣 mma gurus impressions are fookin hilarious 🤣🤣 true Geordie a freak freak
The steroids probably destroyed Geordies brain.
Jesus… This is like watching one of those videos where a guy does handstands on a skyscraper… My hands are sweating from cringe
I am losing it at the "drives me wild"-part 😂
We need Guru to read out the Vince McMahon text messages next 😂
You’re welcome mait
50 no's and 1 yes means yes
TG definitely sniffing something, the long paragraphs are very telling!
We've all been there
im traumatized by this god help me please
Dude loves getting humiliated. Makes me think that Fury interview + Conor clip gave him a lot of material... buwns victim 😂
It gave him the horn
Sweet merciful crap, I didn't know about the DMs. Guru's accent makes it slightly more palatable, and he put a comb through his hair finally.
This is hilarious
Bro what the fuck lmaoooo😂😂😂 when did this happen?!
Like 2 or 3yrs ago
He's right. It's funny.
What the fuck?!
I will never understand how people can share this kind of crap online. Just say it in person and leave out the evidence like a normal person.
Geordie need help, no room to talk shit to anyone
I watched for the accents
☠️
It's like watching an episode of #Outlander😂
😂😂😅😅 yo are these real???? I had no clue geordie was this twisted.
this is almost on par with Tim Dillon and True Geordie 🤣🤣
Nah but that shit was just funny. Man thought he was a twink 😂😂😂 and Louis gomez made me laugh soooo fucken hard with his "what true Geordie doesn't realize is that your stroking your cock while texting him" 😂😂😂😂
i'm fuckig Crying omg
Me and geordie go way back
Has he shat on you yet?
Guru, thoughts on the current UAP/UFO issues?
Watching Andrew Tate expose True Geordie was hilarious
This is funny, some of my sexts have been pretty bad though I can't deny.
How the fook does Guru nail so many accents, yet can't hammer home a generic Geordie 🤣
Dude is weird holy shit
Arse juice....
These are Gurus tweets to Jeff Molina?
"Bigger?"😂😂😅
The accent Lol
😂😂😂 he definitely needs cancelled. Sick fk. Very ending of this Video was funny AF
WTF Is happening right now
Why aye im covered in poo like
😂wth
Here you go 💩
Enjoy Geordie 😂
RED CARD OFFENCE
What a cowardly woman blurring what she said but showing the world what he said. Yes hes weird and gross but im sure shes no nun.
😂😂😂
Too much
Did i miss something on True Geordie? What is going on here
Same
Oh yeah missed something big
Oh lmfao you guys are in for one
@@anthonywarda6784something big and black 🤣🤣🤣
@@Matt-jc2ml TG got a fetish for BBC
Is this real?
hahaha hahaha omg
Is bigga betta? 😈😈
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is weird and surprising to hear true Geordie such a weirdo
Not really
Yikes😳🥵🤢🤮
I don't know who you are talking about.
Didn't this guy just get elected to some public office, Geordie, good to know UK politics just as messed up as American
This is why we shouldn’t watch porn lads
His account was undoubtedly hacked. 😂
Haram
Thats what porn addiction will do to a person
Sorry boys I might think the dudes disgusting and a degenerate but I'm not down for cancel culture full stop, doesn't matter if it's True Geordie or Count Dankula. I don't think it's the play and I've got to be consistent
Cancel culture- reading dms is not cancelling someone.
i agree. but who asked?
Wtf
Poo Geordie
😂😂
Is this real?
Yes lmfao...