My Random Thoughts (James Edition)

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  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale Před 6 lety +38324

    You know what us archaeologists say:
    "jakes 4 archersdgakl;sdfrgioas"
    Amiright?

  • @Honey-bu9vu
    @Honey-bu9vu Před 3 lety +394

    Up north(or at least Washington) “devil beating his wife” is just “orphan tears”
    FREAKING ORPHAN TEARS

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT Před 3 lety +21

      Ayy, look!
      _o r p h a n t e a r s_

    • @teal3af49
      @teal3af49 Před 3 lety +10

      ye, it’s raining hard out here in Seattle Washington with no sun so I guess I should call it Orphan Tears since we never GET ANY SUN

    • @aspenscubing
      @aspenscubing Před 3 lety +8

      Its always raining up here in Washington

    • @kano4247
      @kano4247 Před 3 lety +5

      Yess My favorite weather is
      o r p h a n t e a r s

    • @boomkittyFX
      @boomkittyFX Před 3 lety +4

      for the orphan, at least most bags of chips are family sized.

  • @Altcrit
    @Altcrit Před rokem +221

    My mother taught me that when it’s raining and we see the sun, the fairy is giving birth. Don’t ask me to explain, because I don’t get it either. It’s just fun to say and get weird looks from my friends.

    • @luznoceda9361
      @luznoceda9361 Před rokem +4

      In my country, if it's raining and the sun is out I means a witch is getting married

    • @DimsArtic
      @DimsArtic Před rokem +3

      if there is sun and raining a dog and fox is marrying in ~ i knew this cuz of my grand ma

    • @dairyfree321
      @dairyfree321 Před rokem +1

      My mom told me that when it rained and the sun was out, it meant a deer was giving birth. I also don’t get it but I think it’s cute 😂

    • @NeverStopTheL0L
      @NeverStopTheL0L Před rokem +2

      I made up that if the sun is out and it’s raining then there will be a rainbow
      I know crazy

  • @gamersinghking4167
    @gamersinghking4167 Před rokem +56

    It actually rained when the sun was still out at my house one time. It was truly amazing. You don't get that every day.

  • @thyholyspork412
    @thyholyspork412 Před 4 lety +436

    “Mosquitoes prefer type O blood”
    Me having type O blood: Well yet another reason why I don’t leave my house

  • @_stayamuffin6454
    @_stayamuffin6454 Před 5 lety +384

    Down south: The devil meeting his wife
    France: The devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter
    Tennessee: The Devil kissing his wife
    James: WOAH France! I'd expect that from TENNESSEE!
    Alabama: am I a joke to you?

    • @solozonemtb3681
      @solozonemtb3681 Před 5 lety +5

      _ StayAMuffin #memeawards
      #featureme😂

    • @sage4095
      @sage4095 Před 5 lety +4

      as a tenneseean, i have never heard that phrase. we always say "rain and shower won't last half an hour"

    • @onlyalta4645
      @onlyalta4645 Před 5 lety +1

      _ StayAMuffin in Liberia its the devil is fighting his wife bed a chicken bone. Check in the video

    • @rheabittle1167
      @rheabittle1167 Před 5 lety

      I'm from Arkansas and I've never heard any variations of that phrase until today

    • @shadowdemon2936
      @shadowdemon2936 Před 5 lety

      I am sad....I am from Tennessee
      But Do not mess with meh family or...
      I will beat you up

  • @GooseEggFr
    @GooseEggFr Před rokem +43

    Back when I was in 6th grade, whenever I asked my advisor what time it was she would say “it’s quarter of” and my advisor was known as the ruthless teacher in the 6th grade, so I couldn’t really question what it means. 😅

  • @beezwacks
    @beezwacks Před rokem +18

    I feel like the whole archeology jokes thing can just be defined as “inside jokes”
    Edit: thank you stranger just now for liking my comment!

  • @kirrilyjoy4790
    @kirrilyjoy4790 Před 3 lety +262

    In Australia, we just say, “ hey, it’s a sun shower.” Not the devil beating his family members business.

  • @r3tr0_alit04
    @r3tr0_alit04 Před 4 lety +655

    CZcams: "This video is blocked in your country"
    Germany Viewers: What have you done this time, James..

    • @rooka4
      @rooka4 Před 4 lety +60

      *_laughs in naz-_*
      DeMoNiTiZeD

    • @oofman2005
      @oofman2005 Před 4 lety +42

      **Laughs in German**
      Cancelled and copyrighted and demonitized and striked

    • @rickiiezz
      @rickiiezz Před 4 lety +2

      Hail

    • @TheLastCrankers
      @TheLastCrankers Před 4 lety +5

      he mentined hitler

    • @old888
      @old888 Před 4 lety +12

      Listen kid there's a thing called
      *VPN*

  • @strawberryshortcake12573
    @strawberryshortcake12573 Před rokem +21

    Fun fact: In Tennessee every soda is called Coke. If you go to a restaurant and ask if you want a drink and you say I’ll have a Coke, they will ask what kind. And you can say Orange Fanta.

    • @BvdJokes
      @BvdJokes Před 9 měsíci

      Everybody i know says soda

    • @BvdJokes
      @BvdJokes Před 9 měsíci

      I also live in TN btw

    • @snoogans2891
      @snoogans2891 Před 8 měsíci

      I still remember being so disappointed that the waitress didn't ask me what kind of Coke I wanted and I couldn't have the Sprite I asked for.

    • @sickbloxR
      @sickbloxR Před měsícem

      I live in Tennessee and that is only partially true its only in Memphis but in east Tennessee and some parts of central we call it soda.

  • @nikoldzhurelova4861
    @nikoldzhurelova4861 Před 9 měsíci

    In order to restore James's love for sunny rainy days, in Bulgaria, we say that it's the devil's wedding day

  • @sanket8696
    @sanket8696 Před 3 lety +2588

    2:10 the archeology joke: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
    The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

    • @mehkadiri
      @mehkadiri Před 3 lety +32

      😂😂😂

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 Před 3 lety +7

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      Knjsvc b
      Jknhlkc svhhils cvihlb cvslnhivsc hboiscv

    • @fjive9935
      @fjive9935 Před 3 lety +53

      James you need to see this

    • @RealMiia
      @RealMiia Před 3 lety +7

      Nicee

    • @medinaavenido7412
      @medinaavenido7412 Před 3 lety +3

      Hi

  • @cindyderen
    @cindyderen Před 4 lety +1826

    "We're hairless animals"
    *looks at legs*
    *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

  • @19tobey
    @19tobey Před 8 měsíci +15

    who else is binging odd1sout videos 😅

    • @moonlark24_yt
      @moonlark24_yt Před měsícem +1

      I’m doing that now 😂

    • @Froggyclan425
      @Froggyclan425 Před měsícem

      I've been watching for 4 DAYS 😅 ✋️😭

    • @peterrebeccacard1610
      @peterrebeccacard1610 Před měsícem

      Me and also I live in Rhode Island and I called water fountains bubblers

  • @alextheloser
    @alextheloser Před 7 měsíci +1

    i remember being 10 years old and not understanding the julius caesar joke and had no idea who hitler was 😭💀

  • @colorfulhumorplusvibes4860
    @colorfulhumorplusvibes4860 Před 4 lety +650

    My random thoughts:
    *Is it weird to think that your fingers are really just extra arms for your arms, or that your toes are really just extra feet for your feet?*

  • @Number_27
    @Number_27 Před 6 lety +540

    "...everytime you smell something, it gets a tiny bit lighter."
    Losing Weight 101: Sniff yourself until you have lost the desired amount of weight.
    (edit) I live in Rhode Island and always call a "water fountain" a bubbler.
    (edit 2) Gaining weight 101: Sniff everything you see.

    • @ismaelgonzalez2772
      @ismaelgonzalez2772 Před 6 lety +1

      Blaziken Kart Wii I got you Im already doing it

    • @spacedaddy2589
      @spacedaddy2589 Před 6 lety +1

      Blaziken Kart Wii In MA we call it both

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 Před 6 lety +7

      but when you sniff yourself the particle that you lost enter your nose and become another part of you so that meant your weight stay the same...

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 Před 6 lety +2

      wait a minute is this sarcasm....

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 Před 6 lety +3

      damn I'm stupid :p

  • @kar5825
    @kar5825 Před rokem +9

    In Bulgaria when it raining and the sun is out we say ,,The bear is having a wedding “

    • @Must-yb3in
      @Must-yb3in Před 24 dny

      It's almost the same in Algeria, but it's the wolf wedding.

  • @JaysBoi
    @JaysBoi Před rokem +6

    So that's why so many people are obsessed with finding Bigfoot.

  • @idk-ib4iq
    @idk-ib4iq Před 4 lety +397

    In the article that James showed us when the devil is beating his wife it say 'in Liberia it is said that the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone

    • @thefaz8677
      @thefaz8677 Před 4 lety +3

      Over a chicken bone

    • @soap_eater4517
      @soap_eater4517 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol it does

    • @yeetnugget3900
      @yeetnugget3900 Před 4 lety +2

      lol wow you did some research, huh?

    • @Animallord365
      @Animallord365 Před 4 lety +4

      A chicken bone,of all things A CHICKEN BONE?????????lol
      Edit:OMG I got a like thx whoever did it I wish you good luck for the rest of your life

    • @dilsdoes
      @dilsdoes Před 4 lety +3

      listen. bones are great.

  • @soli_863
    @soli_863 Před 2 lety +222

    “Yeah I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole *world* to know that.” ,
    He told to the whole world.

  • @zakariyataqi1264
    @zakariyataqi1264 Před rokem +5

    such an easter egg in the subtitles at the beginning. "so jaiden, is it alright if i make a video about my random thoughts?"
    [Jaiden]"No. Expect a call from my lawyers"

  • @BonerBot
    @BonerBot Před rokem +85

    I laughed harder than I probably should have at the armies/sleevies joke 🤣

  • @peachy1217
    @peachy1217 Před 4 lety +473

    James: *wanted to be a math teacher*
    Also James: *confused by time*

    • @MercsVA
      @MercsVA Před 4 lety +1

      Would you like a scholarship: @peachy would you like a piece of paper with a bad pun that has the words meme scholar written poorly?

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos Před 4 lety +1

      It's an exaggeration dood, for the sake of comedy

    • @Lesbonoma
      @Lesbonoma Před 4 lety +2

      Why are these replies so mean it was just a simple joke Owo

    • @Gojo_SenseiFan
      @Gojo_SenseiFan Před 4 lety +1

      Your cool and are address it lapse drive way appears can do to have 0 cause fusion cop drinking cup size shoe do duck see duck cool and sick fight tight go to y hungry horse shoes is been cutting videos so cute cop details sucks didn't duck

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos Před 4 lety +2

      @@Gojo_SenseiFan did u just press the middle word above your keyboard

  • @sprinklecorn9971
    @sprinklecorn9971 Před 5 lety +5489

    James: everytime you smell something it gets a tiny bit lighter
    Me: starts sniffing myself

  • @jasmineperry7398
    @jasmineperry7398 Před rokem

    I don't think I've ever heard Canadians saying a phrase for it besides the literal "sun and cloud"

  • @eyesistorm
    @eyesistorm Před 4 měsíci +3

    I remember my parents used to just say "it's a quarter til."
    Not even specifying what hour they're referring to.
    Which means I'll have to ask them: "A QUARTER TIL WHAT!?"
    ...calmly

  • @presley-dj8nv
    @presley-dj8nv Před 6 lety +271

    *Showers are just domesticated waterfalls*

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 5 lety

      ...

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 5 lety +1

      Danae' is Dank me too

    • @al-cz5ez
      @al-cz5ez Před 5 lety

      Danae' is Dank it's pretty but the face tho

    • @carynmartinelli
      @carynmartinelli Před 5 lety

      C O M P L E T E T R A S H so true ikr lol

    • @natsukisugiyama9355
      @natsukisugiyama9355 Před 5 lety

      UR RIGHT OH MY GOD!!!! u stole it from comment awards most likely

  • @torib.6700
    @torib.6700 Před 4 lety +156

    James: “I hate it when someone says ‘It’s a quarter to ________”’
    Also James: “I wish we would say a quarter to other numbers more”

  • @RandomlyTalks
    @RandomlyTalks Před rokem +1

    James saying “I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” I was like WAIT A MINUTE

  • @PonandCon9025
    @PonandCon9025 Před rokem +2

    Random Thoughts
    "Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?"
    "All foods have the same taste, we just react to the food differently"
    "Bananas and avocados are the only fruit to have no juice whatsoever"
    "Someone could've altered the past and we'd have no way of knowing"
    "Why do laundry baskets have holes on the sides?"
    "French Toast, French Toast, French Toast"
    "Can mind readers control their ability or does it happen automatically?"
    "Massaging is paying to do what anybody can do for free"
    "Lego people, gingerbread men, and action figures live in homes made of their own flesh"
    "YAHOO-"
    "Stealing is just permanently borrowing without permission"
    "One bird can't make a pun, but toucan."
    "Corn and bread are technically burnt twice. Corn burns into popcorn, then burnt popcorn, and bread burns into toast, then burnt toast.
    "A large amount of libraries have a mirror in or nearby the comedy section."
    "Mother, I require sustenance"
    "In an alternate universe everybody is Shrek."
    "Unlike in cartoons, some people get more cowardly as they get older"
    "For all we know, turkeys could actually be incredibly smart, they're just pretending to be stupid."
    "MOO-"
    "Why is this comment still going"
    "Your choices in life don't actually matter, as everything that's happened and ever will happen is already set in stone."
    "Catapults are weaponized see-saws"
    "If you're still reading this, say something in the replies. Like actually say the word something."
    "People who like spicy food are technically pyromaniacs"
    "If you spell applesauce with just a, you get AAAAAA-"
    "Mosquitoes are the worst things in existence"
    "Fish."
    "Never gonna give you up"
    "[Insert the entire Bee Movie script here]"

  • @itshawck
    @itshawck Před 3 lety +458

    “Fly safe!”
    James: i have no control over that!
    “Fly safe!”
    Me: you too

    • @Maxtrix99
      @Maxtrix99 Před 3 lety +3

      Hi sisters

    • @noorandlena6333
      @noorandlena6333 Před 3 lety +9

      That’s what I said when someone said “happy birthday” 😞✌️

    • @l_alphy
      @l_alphy Před 3 lety +6

      Waitress: Enjoy you’re meal!
      Me: Thanks, you too

  • @IamBATMAN13
    @IamBATMAN13 Před 2 lety +1529

    Jaiden's random thoughts: Half popped popcorns.
    James' random thoughts: Atoms, Dopamines

    • @MarioMastr
      @MarioMastr Před 2 lety +12

      Isn’t that all our random thoughts?

    • @blaiddnocturne1639
      @blaiddnocturne1639 Před rokem

      Me: LONG PP COM HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @blaiddnocturne1639
      @blaiddnocturne1639 Před rokem +8

      Also me, Minecraft builds, Roblox, drawing, furries

    • @terramarc
      @terramarc Před rokem +7

      Adam’s random thoughts: commitment

    • @helloheey9719
      @helloheey9719 Před rokem +1

      That's normal behaviour. Don't know what your talking about

  • @NightBear.
    @NightBear. Před 9 měsíci

    I think James is the only other person who can draw Jaiden’s hair

  • @TrongNguyen-ex9gb
    @TrongNguyen-ex9gb Před 9 měsíci +2

    France's version of when it raining and the sun's out is literally sweet home Alabama.

  • @drcubeface
    @drcubeface Před 2 lety +830

    "the devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
    sounds like something that would happen in greek mythology

    • @WooffzTheCoon
      @WooffzTheCoon Před rokem +67

      Except it wouldn’t be the devil because that’s basically Hades, and that’s way more of a Zeus thing

    • @alienatedkid6908
      @alienatedkid6908 Před rokem +5

      lol underrated

    • @thembigstonks7016
      @thembigstonks7016 Před rokem +26

      Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that in Liberia, the Devil and his wife are apparently fighting over a chicken bone?
      7:04

    • @alt2tombstone747
      @alt2tombstone747 Před rokem +13

      @@thembigstonks7016 We all fight over a chicken once in a while.

    • @jp_ravenfire
      @jp_ravenfire Před rokem +3

      Never heard the marrying daughter part....

  • @soaphead5503
    @soaphead5503 Před 5 lety +420

    “The devil is beating his wife, and marrying his daughter”
    SWeET HoME ALaBaMA

    • @unicornlife4773
      @unicornlife4773 Před 5 lety +7

      That’s great 👏👏👏👏👏 thank you for that so much.. that makes me so much happier thank you ☺️

    • @shipwreck8875
      @shipwreck8875 Před 5 lety +3

      ZappiGal copied comment

    • @R.McC1405
      @R.McC1405 Před 5 lety

      @@shipwreck8875 true dat

    • @soaphead5503
      @soaphead5503 Před 5 lety +1

      vOrbxt shoty mic footy! I’m sorry I never actually read the comments and this is just what I thought of when I heard this I’m sorry

    • @cialpeachh4781
      @cialpeachh4781 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh boy if humans did that haha

  • @Kirby666.
    @Kirby666. Před 9 měsíci +1

    That was the most violent laugh about hitler I’ve ever heard.

  • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem

    I live in Florida and have never heard of "the devil is beating his wife." I have heard of that being called a "sun shower" though.

  • @prinxegupta
    @prinxegupta Před 4 lety +4931

    James: I wanted to become a math educator
    Also James: *takes 15 minutes to calculate quarter to eight

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 Před 3 lety +551

    “It’s a quarter to eight!”
    Me, with dyscalculia: *guess I’ll die then*

    • @codyaguallo8107
      @codyaguallo8107 Před 3 lety +12

      i so want to correct you but i fear the waves "r/wooosh" "r/wooosh"

    • @mohammadislam6386
      @mohammadislam6386 Před 3 lety +5

      Dang this is early

    • @evanb.5726
      @evanb.5726 Před 3 lety +4

      Cody Aguallo he didn’t make any mistakes I don’t think

    • @FizaM_is_so_cool
      @FizaM_is_so_cool Před 3 lety +3

      @@codyaguallo8107 they didnt misspell anything or make any mistakes

    • @leigha1467
      @leigha1467 Před 3 lety +1

      Cody Aguallo i thought he meant dyslexic too

  • @FullMex
    @FullMex Před rokem

    "In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and
    think we fried people as punishment."

  • @YaGirlCiciPlays
    @YaGirlCiciPlays Před 9 měsíci +5

    I’ve just made it a daily thing where if I’m feeling stressed, I’ll relax and watch Odd1sOut

  • @aliya0014
    @aliya0014 Před 3 lety +658

    In my country when the sun is out while its raining,
    We call it the sun is out while its raining

    • @pixiechixie4105
      @pixiechixie4105 Před 3 lety +39

      most creative variation I ever did see

    • @AD-hb8vn
      @AD-hb8vn Před 3 lety +18

      And a pretty instinctive one, gotta love that when you're just learning the langage!

    • @artcatdraws4203
      @artcatdraws4203 Před 3 lety +12

      To hey same here! You live in earth?

    • @artcatdraws4203
      @artcatdraws4203 Před 3 lety +9

      @Clancy da block boi aye I gotta friend who lives there

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Před 3 lety +8

      well when theres a random multicoloured arch in the sky,
      i call it
      a rainb- a radom multicoloured arch that comes out when its sunny raining

  • @zeno-kr2qx
    @zeno-kr2qx Před 5 lety +371

    when it's raining and the sun's out in Philippines there is mythical creatures marrying

  • @crimsondusk5339
    @crimsondusk5339 Před 8 měsíci +2

    In Pakistan, when the sun is out and it's raining we call it "رحمت کی بارش" which means actually means "Rain of blessing/Mercy" and people say whatever you pray will have a higher chance of getting granted. Of course it's a myth but I don't know why but I can't seem to accept it being one 😂

  • @Very_Unique_Handle_2
    @Very_Unique_Handle_2 Před rokem

    I get a ad right before this video where a guy is eating a crunch bar and says "crunching solved my midlife crisis :D"

  • @d3liverancee
    @d3liverancee Před 5 lety +400

    Hey now! We don't marry our daughters in Tennessee.
    Cousins are fair game though.

  • @trainerlesseevee478
    @trainerlesseevee478 Před 3 lety +617

    In Mississippi when the sun was out and it was raining, we use to say "A witch is getting married" lol

    • @blueeye2281
      @blueeye2281 Před 3 lety +11

      We said a fox is getting married

    • @ramlapulakkal6409
      @ramlapulakkal6409 Před 3 lety +9

      I am from South India and here we say fox and chicken getting married 😆

    • @jasminejones5390
      @jasminejones5390 Před 3 lety +4

      im from mississippi and we say a fox is getting married

    • @noemiesparza6076
      @noemiesparza6076 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow you’re late

    • @trainerlesseevee478
      @trainerlesseevee478 Před 3 lety +4

      @@noemiesparza6076 lol well yeah. I just rewatched it not to long ago and decided to comment

  • @rey_ispog
    @rey_ispog Před 8 měsíci +1

    “I don’t even wanna know what you call snowstorms” 😱💀 WHA-

  • @adumturtle1621
    @adumturtle1621 Před 6 měsíci

    This man could have picked any other gerneral when rewriting the ceaser joke but decied to pick one of the most controveisal men that has ever lived

  • @herschiel
    @herschiel Před 5 lety +557

    Where did Dumbledore’s Army hide?
    Up his sleevies

    • @evelyn6662
      @evelyn6662 Před 5 lety +8

      HahahaI was on a 24 hour harry potter movie/youtube vid harry potter theme streak....... help me..... Im dead inside now..

    • @xiyuanl7196
      @xiyuanl7196 Před 5 lety +1

      DomiJa

    • @stxrz1460
      @stxrz1460 Před 5 lety

      Room of requirement. Oh never mind.

    • @jamiwicker2516
      @jamiwicker2516 Před 5 lety

      Cloudy Wolf lol

    • @titanfallgecko2764
      @titanfallgecko2764 Před 5 lety

      Didn't they hide in the room of requirement

  • @smugpugs3322
    @smugpugs3322 Před 3 lety +1984

    Theodd1sout is so strong he can smell blood without having a nose.

  • @Ri_Guy16
    @Ri_Guy16 Před rokem +1

    “I like Pokémon, but I don’t want the whole world to know that.”💀

  • @emazair
    @emazair Před rokem

    in the dominican republic we say “a witch is getting married”

  • @blxeopshix369
    @blxeopshix369 Před 4 lety +137

    Right when James said “but seatbelts make you happy. So you should wear your seat belt” a ad came up with everyone saying no XD

    • @beans5053
      @beans5053 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh wow what a coincidence xD

    • @SQUiD71
      @SQUiD71 Před 4 lety +1

      What does 'XD' mean? I'm just an 8yo

    • @beans5053
      @beans5053 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SQUiD71 its a laughing face

    • @SQUiD71
      @SQUiD71 Před 4 lety

      ehhh hhh
      Oh. IM AN IDIOT

    • @beans5053
      @beans5053 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SQUiD71 its ok I also had to ask someone what it meant xD

  • @hailedspace25
    @hailedspace25 Před 5 lety +678

    4:47 someone is banned from airplanes now

  • @Oven-Toaster-Stove-Microwave

    When he talked about the time one I got an ad saying “When you wan’t to get a better understanding of the assignment..”

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator Před rokem

    The subtitles lol:
    “Jaiden, is it ok if I talk about MY random thoughts?”
    “[JAIDEN] no. Expect a call from my lawyers”

  • @kariilynn7301
    @kariilynn7301 Před 6 lety +122

    "My parents already had a child at my age. And here I am wearing a Pokemon shirt."
    Literally same.

  • @Thomas-ty1jl
    @Thomas-ty1jl Před rokem

    Jokes for archaeologist "just enough crunch so you can pretend to not hear the doorbell" got an ad for Oreos right after he searched it up

  • @TNTrper
    @TNTrper Před 6 lety +347

    Did anyone notice on 6:55, the last sentence of the paragraph "Devils" says "The devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone." I was dying. xD

  • @suspiciousdonut8640
    @suspiciousdonut8640 Před 3 lety +537

    "I think we're more attracted to animals covered in hair."
    Me, cuddling with my lizard: ಡ _ಡ*

  • @Light_intheDark
    @Light_intheDark Před 21 dnem

    In South Africa, when it rains while the sun is out, we call it “Fox marries Wolf’s Wife”

  • @AllohaAllohaSnackbar
    @AllohaAllohaSnackbar Před 9 měsíci

    Whenever someone asks: why are you wearing a seatbelt it's just a few blocks away?
    Ummm cause James told me? I've been programmed by now.

  • @jonathanjuarez8517
    @jonathanjuarez8517 Před 6 lety +440

    What happens if Pinocchio says "my nose will grow right now"

  • @xwifiwhales8524
    @xwifiwhales8524 Před 6 lety +662

    James: We are all hairless animals
    Me: Strokes hairy legs XD

  • @person4451
    @person4451 Před rokem +8

    It’s been years since I first watched this and most of them I think about at least once a month.

  • @Kadir-qh9ik
    @Kadir-qh9ik Před 11 měsíci

    it's been 5 years since this video came out, and i just realized that the table the tv was on didn't have all 4 legs, it had 3

  • @regigigars
    @regigigars Před 5 lety +354

    In France, we say :
    ''Where is the rainbow ?!"

    • @wideshadyy
      @wideshadyy Před 4 lety +3

      Nice comment, and here is 100 likes bro.

    • @niamhdonnelly296
      @niamhdonnelly296 Před 4 lety +1

      are u from France?

    • @regigigars
      @regigigars Před 4 lety +1

      @@niamhdonnelly296 Yes

    • @ashleywiles611
      @ashleywiles611 Před 4 lety +5

      oui par contre j’ai jamais entendu “le diable frappe sa femme et marrie sa fille”🤷‍♀️

    • @nitro-144n8
      @nitro-144n8 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ashleywiles611 ouai moi non plus

  • @windy2424
    @windy2424 Před 3 lety +549

    James: Every time we smell something, it gets a little lighter.
    Me: bETteR StARt SmeLLiNg tHE wEighTs

    • @dkleparek
      @dkleparek Před 3 lety +8

      Great joke. 👍👍

    • @windy2424
      @windy2424 Před 3 lety +2

      True

    • @RockyCube
      @RockyCube Před 3 lety +2

      IAMSANDWICHGOD

    • @Ayerevy
      @Ayerevy Před 3 lety

      Ok

    • @jimrobs4164
      @jimrobs4164 Před 3 lety +1

      100th like hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahajahahhahahajahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahah

  • @johnbiggs6537
    @johnbiggs6537 Před 3 měsíci

    Lived in Tennessee my whole life. When it’s raining and the sun is out, we say “it’s raining and the sun is out.”

  • @shannarafrench2716
    @shannarafrench2716 Před rokem

    Most of the time people just tell me, "it's a quarter til" and I have to argue with them to give me the time. It's ridiculous 😁

  • @stresslevel1009
    @stresslevel1009 Před 5 lety +1331

    James: I'm not stealing I'm plagurising it!
    **Becomes number one on trending**
    Adam: oh thats a cool idea!

  • @FragileBadger
    @FragileBadger Před 6 lety +427

    Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.

    • @rederen3350
      @rederen3350 Před 6 lety +8

      Samuelstein that's deep

    • @user-ft4pb5vb3e
      @user-ft4pb5vb3e Před 6 lety +5

      Samuelstein Yes, we know that.

    • @delila2867
      @delila2867 Před 6 lety +5

      Samuelstein oh my god.......

    • @mullenenterprises
      @mullenenterprises Před 6 lety +3

      Samuelstein you are on a roll!

    • @MGBGamer
      @MGBGamer Před 6 lety +3

      MUAHAHAH I AM ABOUT TO DEBUNK YOU GOOD SIR! FOR EVERYTHING WE SEE IS ALREADY IN THE PAST SO WE ALWAYS SEE THE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES DUE TO THE TIME TAKEN FOR LIGHT TO BOUNCE BACK OFF OF A MIRROR AND SEE OURSELVES! Sorry about the caps it just made me really happy to prove you wrong...

  • @Love_and_Roses24
    @Love_and_Roses24 Před 5 měsíci

    In South Africa we say "jackals trou met wolfs se vrou" which translates to jakel is marrying wolfs wife

  • @wojak364
    @wojak364 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The tiny hair that we can’t see: “🤣🤣🤣🤣”

  • @zarek3899
    @zarek3899 Před 3 lety +1112

    "the devil beating his wife and marrying his daughter"
    sweet home alabama

  • @renaaii8218
    @renaaii8218 Před 4 lety +148

    "On chirstmas my parents bought me a Pokemon shirt."
    "I never wore that shirt because I don't want everyone to know that I like Pokemon"
    Congrats you told 35 million people ur secret

    • @oweenie23
      @oweenie23 Před 4 lety +2

      Nice shirt

    • @unevenalyssa
      @unevenalyssa Před 4 lety +4

      Bruh, why is he ashamed of liking Pokemon?

    • @unevenalyssa
      @unevenalyssa Před 4 lety +1

      @@anastasial7687 Well I guess it was also a different time period since we're now in a more accepting culture. But people still get bullied for things so yeah

    • @papashstudios1273
      @papashstudios1273 Před 4 lety

      36* 😂

    • @jenzhen6512
      @jenzhen6512 Před 4 lety

      14.4 mill

  • @St0lenS0ulz
    @St0lenS0ulz Před 24 dny

    6:11
    “Even the Devil can find love!”
    The Devil in my cuphead AU: *Married with a wife (My OC) he loves alot*

  • @xxpastel_froggyxx2332
    @xxpastel_froggyxx2332 Před 3 lety +479

    In Australia we say “it’s raining and the sun is out! There’s gonna be a 🌈 rainbow!” (So original I know)

  • @imnotmax1768
    @imnotmax1768 Před 5 lety +536

    Here in England... We call it “Huh.... Look its the sun”

    • @janinesievers9191
      @janinesievers9191 Před 5 lety +6

      I live in England to

    • @pohlman1
      @pohlman1 Před 5 lety +16

      Is England your city?

    • @stornkle765
      @stornkle765 Před 5 lety +6

      MaX no we say
      Get it coz it’s hardly ever sunny hahahahahaIWANNADIEhahahahha

    • @Rayan-bj8wn
      @Rayan-bj8wn Před 5 lety +6

      Oi oi mate its the bloody sun ai'ght*

    • @Mxcxqu3S
      @Mxcxqu3S Před 5 lety

      MaX oh look! It’s a hairless unicorn in Ireland!

  • @addiem367
    @addiem367 Před rokem

    I live in Louisiana, my dad told me it was "the devil's wife forgot to butter his biscuits"

  • @melaniev4390
    @melaniev4390 Před rokem

    By the way,we are not,in fact,hairless.Not only do we have hair on our head,but we also have tiny hairs all over our body.For all mammals have hair.

  • @mountain_drew1124
    @mountain_drew1124 Před 4 lety +230

    Why did the man become an archeologist? Because his career was in ruins

  • @kaorusetaa
    @kaorusetaa Před 5 lety +538

    So if we smell elephants..
    *They will become lighter*

  • @charitybryan6248
    @charitybryan6248 Před 3 měsíci

    My Mom always called sunny rain “7Up rain” because the commercials always have water dripping onto the bottles even though it’s sunny

  • @ContentWarningGamer
    @ContentWarningGamer Před 2 měsíci

    Without subtitles: "What is happiness?"
    With subtitles:"What is happiness? (And love)"

  • @almondalmond2298
    @almondalmond2298 Před 2 lety +2687

    in Japan when the suns out and its raining they say that it's a fox's wedding because in Japanese culture foxes are magical and sly. :)

  • @acanwithnobrand
    @acanwithnobrand Před 3 lety +471

    In Hungary we say “The Devil Is Eating His Wife”, were very hungry.

  • @helenw7054
    @helenw7054 Před rokem +1

    “I think people find animals with fur/feathers/scales prettier
    Me: *pulls up feathers on owl’s legs* …not anymore

  • @janithapasan1771
    @janithapasan1771 Před rokem

    In my country (which is Sri Lanka), when it rains and sun is out, we call it "the fox's wedding."

  • @RegularStupidPeople
    @RegularStupidPeople Před 6 lety +252

    In Argentina when it rains and the sun it's out we refer to it as "an old woman is getting married", talking about random

    • @AlexisExiste
      @AlexisExiste Před 6 lety

      suri berardi . Jamás escuché ese dicho.

    • @wearyourseatbelt2847
      @wearyourseatbelt2847 Před 6 lety

      I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS JAMES!!!!!!

    • @gascis1
      @gascis1 Před 6 lety +2

      In the Dominican Republic the sunny rain happens when a witch is getting married

    • @Galaxy-px6jw
      @Galaxy-px6jw Před 6 lety +1

      in Brazil, it's ''the fox is getting married''

    • @camb7225
      @camb7225 Před 6 lety

      Were i live it's "the birds fluttering near the fountain." Weird huh?

  • @maddie__69
    @maddie__69 Před 4 lety +348

    James: I’m so good at maths I wanted to teach math!
    Also James: Takes 15 minutes to figure out what time a quarter to 8 is.

    • @c_osmics3644
      @c_osmics3644 Před 4 lety +3

      fun fact 15 minutes is a quarter to an hour sooooo

    • @seankiii
      @seankiii Před 4 lety +2

      MazeBear 8-25= -13 btw....... really james

    • @dickeater3232
      @dickeater3232 Před 4 lety

      JustEco we know that lmao we aren’t 7

    • @maddie__69
      @maddie__69 Před 4 lety +1

      Lily Roider how is it 25 a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes

  • @izaansalam6418
    @izaansalam6418 Před rokem

    7:04 i love how in liberia they say "the devil is fighting with his wife over a chicken bone"

  • @ELLABELLADINIO
    @ELLABELLADINIO Před 15 dny

    6:02 in sinhala when we see that we say "sun and rain, fox's wedding"
    (There's a whole folk lore dedicated to that phrase)

  • @ultrachaos1596
    @ultrachaos1596 Před 4 lety +765

    “ The devil is beating his wife and marrying his daughter” sounds more like an Alabama thing than an French thing

  • @rashidmuhammad7400
    @rashidmuhammad7400 Před 9 měsíci

    In Pak, when it rains while the sun is out it means a jackal is getting married

  • @karlohunjak1331
    @karlohunjak1331 Před 8 měsíci

    Random thought, you can always see your nose but your brain ignores it and just edits it out.