Hi! Please read if you don't mind This might be annoying so im sorry okay so I'm 15 and I sing and write songs and I play guitar and ukulele and Im trying to make my dream come true And i upload original songs about overcoming my insecurities and stuff and me with losing best friends as well as covers ( i just posted a dusk till dawn collab) and it would mean a lot if you checked it out and told me what you think❤️ also subscribing would mean the world to me! Sorry again for the self promo I just really need this❤️
Angelica Sta. Ana should tell you the kardashians have a sense of humour about themselves but it won't because its socially unacceptable to view the kardashians in a good light so ignore it and pretend like they aren't good sports
Like them or hate them, Kris has built somewhat of an empire. Everyone says they’re only famous because of Kim’s tape.. but lots of people have “tapes”.. they dont end up multi-millionaires like everyone in this family has. I put that down to Kris and knowing how to make the best out of every opportunity. Props to her.
I agree with everything you said, except for the "somewhat of an empire" part. The Kardashian / Jenner empire that Kris created has influenced (dominated) the globe for almost a decade now - with really no end in sight. People either love to hate them or hate to love them - either way - their magnetism has mastered it's very own ascendancy, which could arguably classify them as damn near American Royalty. ⚜
Making the best out of the Kardashian (OJ) name and leaking her own daughters sex tape....lol. And they were already multi-millionaires because daddy K was a lawyer and "Momma" Jenner was an olympian.
tracey ewing they couldn't have survived this long after Rob Sr. died if it wasn't for Kris. Being a celebrity lawyer made him rich but never extremely rich. She single handedly got her daughters brands and careers worth millions. Despite being an Olympian, Bruce was never alarmingly wealthy and nor was Rob Sr. despite being a celebrity lawyer. Kris is scandalous and filthy but she gets what she wants everytime
They are an empire, because Americans are dumphead. Americans promote so much these talentless family. Everyone makes tapes, but Kris was one step forward to make a deal with E because she is know the tape was watched by many, they can make the best out of it if they start a new reality show. I am still with my view point they are famous because Americans are dumphead. Who else will promote a family with no talents.
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Only Ellen could get away with roasting the Kardashian's.....right in front of the Kardashians.
Ryan William Because Ellen is literally just kidding and nice about it. Like the closest host to them
Ryan William anyone can , cause they dont understand whats going on. You know big b**bs n low iq
hassaan zia Its a skit,,,,
This is so true! I was cringing the whole time, like how did they approve of this? Lol, especially when she brought out the black guy.
The Sniper lllll)
Who just randomly found this in their recommendations?
Meee
Well I mean I like the Kardashian’s Jenner’s so I guess you can’t say random
Same
Meee
Me
Her body and hands: Cardi B
Her Hair: Nicki Minaj
Truuuue
Hahah ja I also thought that
ur right
Ikr
Trueeeee
No one is talking about how tall kendall is and how short kourtney is 😂😂
They are like a foot apart.
Yh she’s 4”11
I'm 6'1
Nena Ortiz But Kourtney is sexier than Kendall..:))
The lost Doggie I know right!? I freaked out for a second xD
'You think of cheap melons, you think of Karla Kardashian *ding!* 😉 "
*Best part* 😂
Garrett Brando I see you everywhere oml
4:28
Almost. Vausee SAMMEEE
Garrett Brando this is weird I see you legit EVERYWHERE lmao
Garrett Brando same! Lol
Ellen is too good at being this character 😂
Ohh.... Kendall's entrance are like, "Here I Am". She killed it with that walk
is*
was*
yhssssss sis is gorgeousss
Duh she's a model
Because she's a supermodel dude🎉
“stephanie”
“no it needs to start with a K”
“kstephanie”
😂😂
🤣
🤣🤣😂
emi emi kephanie
"When we first started, I had small parts but I went to my Beverly doctor so now i got them bigger" 😂😂😂😂
Ri Ranjo omg I read this when the video was in that part
Ri Ranjo I was laughing how she said it tho😂😂😂😂
Wow great England very irmpresife
Ri Ranjo Oh my godddd samee!
Kendall is like a giant next to kourtney
Kendall is wearing heels
Omg yeah I totally see that😂🤣🤣
Sis she is wearing heels
Hello she's just wearing heels👠👠👠👠👠👠
@@dododi9902 boyyyy
Nobodys talking about how ellen actually looks really pretty being girly!
It's in my mind now.
Noticed that too.
That’s not being girly, that’s being hypersexualized
she looks so young rn 😭
No
Either Kendall is insanely tall or Kourtney is super short 😂😂😂
amelie avocado I think both lol
ameliaz ayy both
kendall is wearing heels i think
Both
ameliaz ayy ...yes
“I’ve gOt a baBy bUmp uNDernEath mY ladiEs LUmpS ” -Ellen 2017
Lol i know right ellen is so funny i live her
I just noticed how short Kortney is
Me too😂
She’s only 5.1 feet
She's not short Kendell's the one who's tall
Actually she is not that short but Kendall is so tall
Im 12 and im 5'1
The other 3 weren’t on the show cuz they were actually pregnant
😂
Wait rlly?
@@happymeald7877 i think it was a joke
@@aprilnewton_x they really were ahaha
Kim had a surrogate
🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one who thinks that Ellen killed that look tho?
Just me? Okay.
She played it so well!! Ellen is so funny!!
SAME!!!
She looks really good
You mean Karla? :p
Gl Garcia I forgot it was Ellen for most of the time lol
Ellen's over here throwing shade like confetti.
I thought the same too LMAO
emily loved it!
emily
Yeah
emily dying 😆
Kourtney and Kendall's like LOWKEY SO DONE. Wheb is gonna be done? 😂
Ri Ranjo it’s when is this going to be done
Ri Ranjo hiiii
The reason Kendall looks so tall is because kourtney is short
Ya Kendall is like 5’10 she’s not a frickin giant
Kendall is 5'10
Yeah lol
@@I.pinsquid No. Kendall is tall,she is 1.79
Ellen has fine roasting skills😂😂😂
Ellen looking like Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj together
Katelyn C. IKR is that nicki minaj's wig
Katelyn C. wtf lmaooo
Katelyn C. Now I can’t unsee it lmao
Katelyn C. That's what I was thinking
Derf
Only Ellen can make fun of your whole family to your face and you would play along.
Ultramarine Waters true😂
Ellen is the only one that can roast the kardashians and still be friends with them
Kendall is me standing next to my friends.
Relatable😭
ans Kourtney is me standing next to anyone
I would be the friend who Kourtney and my friend is Kendall💖🙆🤷
Excatly!!!! Side effects may include!! 😂
LOL
i couldn’t see the thumbnail so i was like
WHO THE HELL IS KARLA? WHERE SHE BEEN HIDING??
Potato exactly I was like😂
I was shouting at my mum telling her 'THERE'S A NEW KARDASHIAN!'
Me to I
Potato hahahahahaha
Same
Why Ellen actually looks good like that 😂
Alexia Lopez i though i am the only one who notice it
Hi! Please read if you don't mind
This might be annoying so im sorry
okay so I'm 15 and I sing and write songs and I play guitar and ukulele and Im trying to make my dream come true
And i upload original songs about overcoming my insecurities and stuff and me with losing best friends as well as covers ( i just posted a dusk till dawn collab) and it would mean a lot if you checked it out and told me what you think❤️ also subscribing would mean the world to me!
Sorry again for the self promo I just really need this❤️
+Amjad Mrad Why don't you try auditioning for the voice for season 14? Or AGT go for it
Amjad Mrad
Boy bye
Andrea Ledet OMG HOW CAN I? FOR THE VOICE?
*Am I the only one who had to keep skipping when there was cheering?lol.*
00 p990
No
Karen smith
@@happymeald7877 i forgot abt this comment
kourtney is me standing beside my friends wishing i was kendall😂
im on the opposite end lol im kendall always
@@tyscotty648 lol how tall r u
Ellen is HIGH KEY roasting them hahahaha
Keana Tegio its not low key
They were good sports about it. At least on stage any ways, lol
High key roast 😂😂
I was thinking the same damn thing
Tem Sam. Nah its because they were offred a LOT of paper to cry on
"I've got my baby bump under my lady lumps " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DanielMb style mike 😂😂
DanielMb style mike
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DanielMb style mike HAHAHAHA it's funny cause its Rusev day!
Ahahaha
I googled it Kourtney is 5'1 😲
and Kendall is 5'10 😮
Your welcome
Huh I'm 5,10 and I'm only 15
@@jodyspencer5408 i want that height bruhh
@@jodyspencer5408 ok ?
I'm also 5'1 😂😂
Kendall’s face when Ellen mentioned the NBA 😂
you know the drill...
0: Kourtney
1: Kim
2: Kendall
3: Khloé
4: Kylie
5: Kris
6: Rob
7: Caitlyn
8: Karla😂
9: You pick
Karla
Coco Boh I got rob
Love it.....
Kendall 🥂
Kendall
The height between Kendall and Kourtney tho
U infire me BTS she's wearing heels
No she’s actaully 5”11
Army
Siobhan Oakley she was wearing heels but she still taller
Armyyyyy
kourtney looks stunning
Out of all the Kardashian’s Karla is the sexiest I seen so far and Kendall love how natural she is❤️😍
Excuse me, you know Kendall's had her share of the kardashian surgeries right?
kweens of little mix yea ik dett I’m juhh saying I love how she she natural nvm u juhh don’t get it
@@babyfacetaee._8551 yeah Your opinion
Looool Ellen is SHADING THE Kardashain's SO much!!😂😂😂
This was both hilarious and uncomfortable
Procrastinating Just like your CZcams name XD
Procrastinating I agreee
Procrastinating
Because if the blatant racism?
+Bass tractor girl
Yea I agree
Kourtney is actually gorgeous here.
I mean she's always been.
No Kendall
I legit only realised it was Ellen when she started talking 😂😂😂help me
Karla Kardashian is the sexiest Kardashian
Shauna Morrison beard* lol jk
iChinnyAce with plastic surgery you could even be a hotter chick than her, bro. Nothing natural about them.
She’s sorta real
I’ve never heard of her
Lol
Gosh I love Ellen 😂😂🙌🏼
don't we all
That’s not okay
Kirstie Roche me too
Who doesn’t
*ummm it’s Karla*
*They should call it ‘Keeping Up With Karla’*
Kourteny comes out
Audience: woo
Kendall comes out
Audience: WOOOOOOOO
girl, what are u lying for? 💀
Bc she lost internet girl
LMFAOOOOOOOO Ellen I can’t 😂😂😂
Diamond Silva ikr
Diamond Silva why u crying?
Diamond Silva Her outfit looks so realistic
Diamond Silva .
Diamond Silva
I feel the the kendall & kourtney were lowkey SOOOO done
Kendall and gigi is 179cm..geezzzz they r so talll😭😭😭
I am 187 so it is not that tall 🤔😂
@@marilang2553 is that 6'2?
@@pyaariiilalfromindia8716 malayali?
@@nesrin1343 pinnlandu
Yeah and Kourtney is 1.52 cm🤣
😂😂😂 Ellen is too funny it’s been such a long time since I had such a good laugh that I have tears, bless her I just love her
I like how tall and natural Kendall is
I know she is so naturalll
@@armyforeverjk5480 lol the sarcasm 😂ily
@@Quaronna Hmm I didn't realise I was being sarcastic
Eddenya Aska ......Yes she is VERY natural...
She is 5’10
Omg Kendall’s so tall
Alcidie Canales true, but she also wearing heels
She’s not tall she’s average height. All of them are just short
Brianna Cruz she’s 5”11
Brianna Cruz lmfao she's like 180cm that's not really avarage
Ronald Reagan she's wearing 2-1 inch heels
OMG....Ellen is too darn hilarious. How come this just showed up in my recommendations? I laughed all the way through....🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Freinds: how is your favirite kardashian?
Me: karla kardashian!
Me too! Me too! 😂
Only ellen can clown on them right in front of them lmao
Ellen savage mode showing the kardashian stereotypes
Who's watching this in October 2019🙋
🙋♀️
Me
habeeb haneefat New Years Eve 2019 😂😂😂
July 2020
*AUGUST 2ND*
Kendall looks like a 10 feet girl next to 5 feet Kourtney😂
no bro
i love how ellen's indirectly mocking the whole fam in front of two of em haha
ME TOO! totally caught that especially with the cheap melons comment she did xDDD
They know but they make so much money. They don't care LOL
Angelica Sta. Ana should tell you the kardashians have a sense of humour about themselves but it won't because its socially unacceptable to view the kardashians in a good light so ignore it and pretend like they aren't good sports
Angelica Sta. Ana It's all fun and games, she's kindly close with the Kardashian's. And that's why she knows she can do it, they love Ellen.
I love Karla Kardashian 😄😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂❤️🇧🇷💙
Me too
she aint brazillian tf
Lukas Sousa me too
At first I just couldn't tell it was Ellen!! OMG! 😂😂😂😍💙
🤣 🤣 🤣 Wen you went Yass, bouncing around Yass, yass. ...I'm done with you 🤣🤣Soo comical. You looked great tho 😘
*She reminds me more of Cardi B* 😂🤦♂️ *I cant with ellen* 😂🔥♥️
Oh yh u right
*I thought the same. I thought that she is giving me Cardi B vibes more than the Kardashian vibe!*
Bozo yeah the nails
0:09 that green troll girl is my spirit animal
RMF4tez lol
RMF4tez 😂😂😂
Honestly same
RMF4tez and
Omg I’m dying
i love kendall she’s so chill and down to earth ♥️
Ya so Ellen is roasting them and they don’t even notice😂
I actually really like that long hair on her!
Cheyenne H I think her hair and make up look amazing in her, she kinda looks like Katy Perry 🤔
she looks blonde Ariana Grande to me
But Ellen looks like nicki Minaj 🤣
A mixture of Nicki and a Kardashian ..talk about the best of both world's right? Lol
Yeahhhhhh
She looks like Ariana Grande hahaha
Woke ikr merlo!
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When she said Yass! Yass! 😂😂
Ellen's laugh in between all this is better than the skit itself. 😂😉
I just realized how tall kendall actually is
shes 5'10 so yep she's very tall 😭
Karla’s hair looks like Nicki Minaj’s hair from the past and right now.
Siyeon Kim be
Siyeon Kim Exactly 😭😭
Karla is still less plastic than the actual Kardashians.
Malia Intikhab true
Karla is more pillow than the rest of the Kardashians xD
Someone had to have said it hub
Ouch
Uncalled for.
Kendal is like a foot taller than kourtney 😂
elle looks so pretty in her more feminine outfit ‼️ no shade to her current style 😚
Finally I like someone from the Kardashian’s family
I mean i like kourtney and kendall
Dam kendell is a giant!
Haha. I think you mean “damn”
Kendall is wearing heels
Cicis- Nailz kendall is so tall
ameera Malik she’s 5’11 anyways
Cicis- Nailz vv
Kendall makes jay look so short 😂
Elle looks beautiful especially when she smiles🌸
Kourtney is composed n Kendall is so awkward
Mars Bar she’s very young still... she probably is a huge Ellen fan like 96% of Americans
They are both awkward AF but Kourtney is known to be the most awkward.
Ellen is so pretty! who agrees? 😍
Oxlade Edwards me
Me
I don’t think they should have brought out the “dad” it got really awkward
Thats what i was thinking it was a littel akward in the begging and the dad made it more
When karla hugged kourtney her baby bump bumped kourtney back😂
This video is 9 months old, so where’s the baby? 😂🤣 jk
This comment makes no sense
Antonella Macias I guess you don’t know how childbirth works
When Kendall walked out ..... WOAH!!
Ellen is so funny, the audience interrupts with laughs.
Geez I wish I could be that funny.
OMG!She is hilarious!Those fingers tho!😜😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best roasts I have ever seen.Also,is "Karla Kardashian" meant to represent all of them???Sure seems like it.
Definitely! She roasted the shit out of them lol
And they just went along, lol
Like them or hate them, Kris has built somewhat of an empire. Everyone says they’re only famous because of Kim’s tape.. but lots of people have “tapes”.. they dont end up multi-millionaires like everyone in this family has. I put that down to Kris and knowing how to make the best out of every opportunity. Props to her.
I agree with everything you said, except for the "somewhat of an empire" part. The Kardashian / Jenner empire that Kris created has influenced (dominated) the globe for almost a decade now - with really no end in sight. People either love to hate them or hate to love them - either way - their magnetism has mastered it's very own ascendancy, which could arguably classify them as damn near American Royalty. ⚜
Making the best out of the Kardashian (OJ) name and leaking her own daughters sex tape....lol. And they were already multi-millionaires because daddy K was a lawyer and "Momma" Jenner was an olympian.
tracey ewing they couldn't have survived this long after Rob Sr. died if it wasn't for Kris. Being a celebrity lawyer made him rich but never extremely rich. She single handedly got her daughters brands and careers worth millions. Despite being an Olympian, Bruce was never alarmingly wealthy and nor was Rob Sr. despite being a celebrity lawyer. Kris is scandalous and filthy but she gets what she wants everytime
They are an empire, because Americans are dumphead. Americans promote so much these talentless family. Everyone makes tapes, but Kris was one step forward to make a deal with E because she is know the tape was watched by many, they can make the best out of it if they start a new reality show. I am still with my view point they are famous because Americans are dumphead. Who else will promote a family with no talents.
Thank God Americans are dumb for idolizing these people. If they were in my country , they wouldn’t be famous.
No one is talking about Jaleel O'neil? I mean he's so funny and perfect for Karla 😅
Ellen, you make me laugh a lot, you're the best 😘❤️
Kendall was so awkward while kourtney was so natural and nice
Mila Rebel
I noticed..
Mila Rebel she's always like this.
You'd probably seem awkward next to kourtney too
nah I like Kendall
Ellen is pretty with long hair
Like if Karla has to be in KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
3:16 that's me when my friends thought that I'm absent, but I'm just late. 😂
the neighborhood bowling association 😂😂
Ruby Ling deep inside they are feeling awkward but they have to still smile...
haha Ikr, I can feel the awkward through my compiter screen...
more like pregnant Amanda Bynes
I swear Ellen got the best audience ever 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 they are so supportive and loving
Can we please acknowledge that clap at the beginning that nearly lasted a whole minute?
*The tallness between kendall and kourtney is just insane lol!! kourtney looks so cute in front of kendall tho* ❤❤❤
Kendall is so tall !!!! And pretty
NJ Lily I actually like some tall girls. With the right physique
The way she showed herself after both the sisters came was damm... funny😂😂😂 2:35😂😂 Kourtney love
This is hilarious😂Only ellen can pull this costume!😍😁😁