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  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker Před rokem +10296

    Well at least Pyro will never end up on that subreddit

  • @trentrider5985
    @trentrider5985 Před rokem +4790

    We all know Pyro can buy a car if he wants to, The only reason he doesn't is because he doesn't want to be part of a Cars Fail compilation due to him recreating his best masterpiece with his Car.

  • @69Kusi
    @69Kusi Před rokem +1922

    Pyro: Whoevers driving here is an idiot, they shouldve stopped
    The road: literal north pole conditions

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply Před rokem +55

      What do you expect, pyro flexing without a car. Just classic pyro.

    • @randomusername1735
      @randomusername1735 Před rokem +82

      Why are they even going that fast when they need like a full minute to come to a standstill lmao

    • @hodb3906
      @hodb3906 Před rokem +17

      none were driving carefully, slowly nor anticipating, pyro's right.

    • @draconas109
      @draconas109 Před rokem +25

      you know you can like, stop even in snowy conditions right? don't lock up the wheel, don't slam the brakes. don't be doing 20 over the limit to begin with

    • @maf2528
      @maf2528 Před rokem +3

      cool fact, with snow, your goddam brakes dont work

  • @tinyzombiekiller
    @tinyzombiekiller Před rokem +3730

    you can tell pyro doesn’t drive by the way he says “just stop the car” when there’s literal inches of snow on the ground

    • @staticlineinjury1566
      @staticlineinjury1566 Před rokem +381

      Being in Alaska, i laughed at that. "how can you tailspin that bad?" black ice is lethal, bro.

    • @Bob-fh4ht
      @Bob-fh4ht Před rokem +135

      @@staticlineinjury1566 alaskan residents going to school, fighting bears, climbing iceburgs

    • @mavohq
      @mavohq Před rokem +28

      exactly that’s just a normal winter in michigan

    • @billyboi2429
      @billyboi2429 Před rokem +9

      @@mavohq dosent help with the roads either 💀

    • @_New_Days
      @_New_Days Před rokem +8

      There just isn't much snow in the uk

  • @zurekk6596
    @zurekk6596 Před rokem +2020

    I find it hilarious how a guy who doesn't drive a car tells everyone to just break in icy/snowy conditions.

    • @DiamondZombie
      @DiamondZombie Před rokem +47

      @@vlc-cosplayer and slide for some good amount of time.

    • @DiamondZombie
      @DiamondZombie Před rokem +18

      @@vlc-cosplayer Sure winter tires could help.

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Před rokem +32

      "b-b-b-but black ice and friction" 🤓

    • @simonakselin
      @simonakselin Před rokem +2

      Thanks, I was about to write it

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield Před rokem

      @@tsrenis frictiob

  • @FableWolfe
    @FableWolfe Před rokem +1599

    I tend to find that the worst drivers I've ever encountered were elderly. Been nearly hit multiple times as a pedestrian and that was almost always the case. The only time I can think of where it wasn't an elderly person was this potatosack-looking woman with headphones on; she took a right around an intersection with her eyes locked straight ahead and didn't even notice me. Nearly ran over my foot.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem

      nearly ran over your foot? you could've been killed! your foot could've flown off your leg and been impaled into your frontal cortex!

    • @stinkman9916
      @stinkman9916 Před rokem +136

      They need to retest people once they hit a certain age, it’s so stupid

    • @ThatRipOff
      @ThatRipOff Před rokem +170

      @@stinkman9916 Honestly they just need to retest everybody like every 5 years. Way too many morons out there who developed bad driving habits left unchecked that need their licenses revoked.

    • @orbrat212
      @orbrat212 Před rokem +15

      old moment

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai Před rokem +19

      You'd think after all those years of driving experience it'd be the complete opposite

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před rokem +955

    I don't know why, but British and Russian road accidents and rage moments are just hilarious. I can't take them seriously

    • @TenBrzechwa
      @TenBrzechwa Před rokem +22

      Polish too

    • @jaredpinto8614
      @jaredpinto8614 Před rokem +22

      @@TenBrzechwa just slavic in general. all the same vibe

    • @twocatsinatrenchcoat2511
      @twocatsinatrenchcoat2511 Před rokem +52

      @@jaredpinto8614 British people are slavic confirmed

    • @jaredpinto8614
      @jaredpinto8614 Před rokem +4

      @@twocatsinatrenchcoat2511 100%

    • @SubcribeMinecraftNOW
      @SubcribeMinecraftNOW Před rokem +34

      The british ones are funny because of the wooden british humor, intentional or not
      The russian ones are funny because they are so crazy, every time you watch one you're like "what the fuck just happened?"

  • @bt_18
    @bt_18 Před rokem +758

    2:54 "Twitter Incarnate" is the scariest yet funniest name Pyro has ever coined in the history of ever

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz Před rokem +32

      We know how truly terrifying the entity is that is deserving of the title "Twitter Incarnate"

    • @anamku0
      @anamku0 Před rokem +5

      -🤓

    • @barettam9577
      @barettam9577 Před rokem

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 pov: you see a guy who never went on 4chan

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Před rokem +995

    Ever since the incident where pyro's uber driver turned around to pyro and asked "where tf is petscop 2" and pyro ran for his life, He will never go near a road again.

    • @orbrat212
      @orbrat212 Před rokem +25

      the driver was the one running for his life

    • @fox.4214
      @fox.4214 Před rokem +4

      pyro never left his house in the first place, it was all in le head

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před 3 dny

      ⁠@@orbrat212 the year was 1999…

  • @myron0866
    @myron0866 Před rokem +199

    pyro as a russian driver i can say that they can’t “just slow down” or “just stop” because there is so much ice you got a better chance at surviving by just swerving to the left or right. russian cars are also so shit they don’t have abs and literally cannot stop fast enough

  • @andruet8648
    @andruet8648 Před rokem +225

    As a red blooded swearing American, i can guarantee 90% of the time when ppl say b*tch theyre not saying "whamen". Its just nice calling people that

    • @mentalillness1574
      @mentalillness1574 Před rokem +65

      Can confirm, literally screamed BITCH at some dude who tried to cut me off yesterday lol

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats Před rokem +1

      Yeah us North Americans considered bitches as a gender neutral insult.

    • @redditgalaxy1457
      @redditgalaxy1457 Před rokem

      @@mentalillness1574 Jesse Pinkman

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem

      Ohh that's why he said that. Yes, bitch is a gender-neutral term in the states.
      Well, he was right anyway- I'm a woman and when I interact with a fucking moron on the road I assume it's probably another woman. Unless it's the pickup trucks. Those are obviously pathetic men wreaking havoc on the gene pool they are too impotent to contribute to.

  • @canis_machina7280
    @canis_machina7280 Před rokem +73

    >Be me
    >Be sitting in a giant, brightly colored van with "Police" written all over it.
    >Be checking speed of passerby's in a school zone
    >25KPH zone
    >Just want to make sure kids don't get killed
    >Some random British guy:
    >Flies past at 150KPH
    >Radio ahead and I take off after him.
    >Pull him over
    >He says: "YOU FOOKIN WANKA! TRYNA BE UNDERCOVER INNYA???"
    >Charge him with a 500 pound citation for speeding in a school zone.
    >He says: "Y'KNOW WHO I AM?!"
    >No clue.png
    >"IM BLOODY RONNIE PICKERING!"
    >I shit my pants and bow to his majesty.
    >He Kills three children as he leaves
    >Single tear flows down my cheek as I witness his mercifulness
    >He makes sure their deaths were quick and painless
    >Think about him for the rest of the day
    >All hail his Majesty, Lord Pickering.

  • @federruchi6147
    @federruchi6147 Před rokem +195

    Pyro really overestimates the braking capabilities of a car in conditions like Russia lol

  • @MarthaGarcia-cf9oq
    @MarthaGarcia-cf9oq Před rokem +94

    11:00 pyro not understanding that in America whenever a police chase happens for some reason the entire department comes with 20 cars made me die laughing idk why

  • @TDotDubzOG
    @TDotDubzOG Před rokem +94

    What I find in a lot of clips I see is there's always a lot of horn action but not enough prevention. They'll happily honk the horn for 10 seconds while barreling into potential death rather than trying to prevent it by stopping etc.

    • @Ferixstn
      @Ferixstn Před rokem +14

      Trust me , there is too much ,,its gonna be his fault anyway so why should i move" moments , people wouldrather die when they're right then LIVE

  • @GaminLuna
    @GaminLuna Před rokem +229

    GUARANTEE that guy who blocked the Fire Truck is a “Sovereign Citizen”

    • @TheRadPlayer
      @TheRadPlayer Před rokem +36

      Same thought, exactly. They're notorious for dashcams and needless road traffic disturbances.

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 Před rokem +2

      And by "sovereign citizen" you mean a person suffering from a severe mental illness, generally. Most people who identify as such are suffering heavily, often from schizophrenia and other similar illnesses.

    • @GaminLuna
      @GaminLuna Před rokem +8

      @@biggrocc19 Not surprising honestly.

    • @6eggsinmybrain
      @6eggsinmybrain Před rokem +2

      nah nah nah I watched the internet comment etiquette video, and I will have you know it is spelled soverin.

    • @colorblockpoprocks6973
      @colorblockpoprocks6973 Před rokem +1

      to be fair, they stopped when they could like you're meant to. and couldve had somebody behind em so they might have been unable to back up. the fire truck literally has the ability to move in all directions with the vast majority of people aware and able to cooperate just from their siren so idk why they didnt just back up a little so they could finish their turn. they couldve lol

  • @akira-vk4bx
    @akira-vk4bx Před rokem +476

    pyro looks at cars despite knowing he will never afford one

    • @pomtubes1205
      @pomtubes1205 Před rokem +8

      The big sad

    • @akira-vk4bx
      @akira-vk4bx Před rokem +43

      @@pomtubes1205 maybe if he brought back ASOT hed have a car

    • @spengeboy9133
      @spengeboy9133 Před rokem +12

      @@akira-vk4bxpoop

    • @Userext47
      @Userext47 Před rokem +4

      don't we all?

    • @RebelWvlf
      @RebelWvlf Před rokem +9

      tbh, investing in car currently is basically investing in a black hole - registration and fuel are just awfully expensive and not worth it.

  • @thej2241
    @thej2241 Před rokem +132

    This is by far the most unsettling intro to a pyrocynical video I have ever seen

  • @wretchedgames5194
    @wretchedgames5194 Před rokem +133

    This subreddit is the sole reason pyro doesn’t own a car

  • @xYamakaze
    @xYamakaze Před rokem +33

    My grandpa never uses his turn signal, even after I've called him out on it for ages now. It's been like this for as long as I can remember, so I can only assume it was happening even before I was born, and I have no clue how they've never gotten a ticket or none of us have been killed. Cars aren't scary, it's the drivers, and you can't trust anyone with how low the standard for getting (and keeping) a license is.

  • @asherrogers2014
    @asherrogers2014 Před rokem +451

    Pyro unironically started streaming more when he can't make money

  • @yaboireptar1246
    @yaboireptar1246 Před rokem +24

    10:43 I love how the very first American clip is something as ridiculous as this

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před rokem +23

    Pyro : "Bro, this just looks like The Field in The Mr. Bean Movie" [10:28]
    _Just imagine that halfway through "Mr. Bean's Holiday" he just gets side rammed by a Car out of nowhere and then The Credits Roll..._

  • @striderwhiston9897
    @striderwhiston9897 Před rokem +20

    7:39 that's a child, that's why the driver is not mad at him lmao, he's concerned and checking to see whether he's okay it seems

  • @salty_popcorn_
    @salty_popcorn_ Před rokem +148

    >pyro giving expertise on how to drive
    >does not have a car

  • @acedeadic8308
    @acedeadic8308 Před rokem +211

    Pyro just assumes you can break at any moment no matter the road condition and your car will immediately stop. Good thing he sacrificed his ability to drive after the Bridge incident.

  • @matiasandresgonzalezcabrer1173

    "So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a million car accidents" -Pyro with a car maybe

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před rokem +22

    2:09
    Pyro : "Uh- I got a License so that people... don't make fun of me"
    GLaDOS in Twitch Chat : _(Smugly Smiles)_

  • @NolanAlighieri
    @NolanAlighieri Před rokem +63

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Pyro says "based".

  • @gorboobus9292
    @gorboobus9292 Před rokem +18

    6:20 Call me wildly unqualified for this, but have we just found Grade A Under A in the wild?

  • @dikdikmarzipan2819
    @dikdikmarzipan2819 Před rokem +63

    As an American myself, I can personally guarantee you that every single American will use the word twat more out of defiance. Have a good day pyro

    • @taxinvasion260
      @taxinvasion260 Před rokem +8

      What am I supposed to call a twat if not twat?
      If the homie wants change he best give us a replacement.

  • @Reya66
    @Reya66 Před rokem +29

    0:45 That's the most british looking car I've ever seen 😂

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff Před rokem +1

      It's French

    • @AHondaCivicEX
      @AHondaCivicEX Před rokem +1

      Its a Citroen which is french, close enough

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Před rokem +90

    Pyro's favourite subreddit: r/nobodyincars

    • @orbrat212
      @orbrat212 Před rokem +5

      public transport stan

    • @redbonky3447
      @redbonky3447 Před rokem

      This is the moment pyrocynical became heisenberg

  • @magosmarechferracioli1128

    11:25
    He's doing that to keep the dog under control. Police dogs don't fuck around.

  • @dualmo7185
    @dualmo7185 Před rokem +13

    7:25 "The utopia field"

  • @thegamerinanutshell7621
    @thegamerinanutshell7621 Před rokem +36

    Honestly UK parking needs to have 1v1 death match's like in gta

  • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

    I like how when the corvette was plowing thru the water, he named like every car brand besides Chevrolet

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff Před rokem +2

      I like him but i cringed at that

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz Před rokem +1

      I was screaming at my phone "It's a fucking C8 Corvette!!!" lmao

    • @xdbetyar
      @xdbetyar Před rokem +2

      I mean what do we expect bro, he doesn't even drive but tells others how to drive 😭?! I love him to death but god damn

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 Před rokem +3

      Not really surprising. Someone with no interesting in even driving. isn't gonna be a car guy.

  • @GhostRider-3
    @GhostRider-3 Před rokem +13

    In Bulgaria people turn on and off their headlights twice to alert other drivers for police car ahead and to fasten their seat belts so they dont get pulled over and get a 1k€ ticket

  • @jucii7176
    @jucii7176 Před rokem +10

    11:05 Pyro calling both the trucks out as vans

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply Před rokem +10

    6:40 Sounds like old school drum and bass to me, which is so far from David Guetta and The Chainsmokers lol

  • @TheRadPlayer
    @TheRadPlayer Před rokem +20

    The guy in the car blocking the fire truck is 100% one of those "sovereign citizen" types.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před rokem +9

    4:40
    this man's delivery is so ridiculously British that it's funny, and _I'm_ British

  • @mastershooter64
    @mastershooter64 Před rokem +15

    9:21 Lmaooo wtf

    • @yeetboi2016
      @yeetboi2016 Před rokem

      The kid just froze when they got picked up like an npc

    • @Azulkins
      @Azulkins Před rokem +2

      Strangle
      Dismiss
      Beat

  • @DoktorSkipper
    @DoktorSkipper Před rokem +51

    I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much

  • @tonny8881
    @tonny8881 Před rokem +38

    as soon as pyro complained about the speed camera snitch, you know he doesn't have any driving experience

  • @moxaid3041
    @moxaid3041 Před rokem +21

    This video shows how little experience pyro has driving

  • @synka5922
    @synka5922 Před rokem +6

    11:34 thats one of those situations where I think emergency vehicles should just have a cowcatcher/track sweeper (like older steam locomotives had them) strapped in front and be allowed to literally ram people out of the way

  • @searuxianstudios9200
    @searuxianstudios9200 Před rokem +60

    I just wana say pyro, thank you for making my break at work entertaining. Your content is always just perfect for my lunch break, its almost now like my tradition now lol
    Go on break, go to my car, light cigarette, watch Pyro live video
    Thank you
    Keep it up

    • @Binowhy
      @Binowhy Před rokem +8

      Bro it’s a lunch break, you gotta consume more than a ciggie. Take care of yourself king

    • @austinbuhl2604
      @austinbuhl2604 Před rokem +1

      Bro make sure you have your etty spagetty while you do this >:(

    • @searuxianstudios9200
      @searuxianstudios9200 Před rokem

      @@Binowhy I usually just eat McDonald's on my lunch break

    • @pootassopick
      @pootassopick Před rokem

      @@searuxianstudios9200 eat the cigarretes

  • @uglyburrito_
    @uglyburrito_ Před rokem +10

    For the 5 years I drove my car, the only my horn was honked was when my sister got so pissed and honked for me then I started yelling at her not to do that, I feel like loud sounds cause more accidents and is more intended for people who don't go at the green lights

    • @Frankhorrigan69
      @Frankhorrigan69 Před 9 dny

      Bless you. I’m autistic and I can’t explain how suddenly irritating and confusing it is for me when some moron can’t wait 3 seconds for me to cross the road and he blasts his horn at me. It’s like getting screamed at, and it leaves me anxious and confused. Really don’t get how people can live in places like New York with all those horns

  • @f.palmero5010
    @f.palmero5010 Před rokem +47

    You know Pyro is British when he calls a truck a "Van"
    Yes Pyro, that Pickup truck is a "van"

  • @kapkant6197
    @kapkant6197 Před rokem +57

    Nice to see literally everyone including me bolted towards the comments to say variations on "Well at least they have a car unlike you Pyro."
    Never change guys

  • @luckyautumn
    @luckyautumn Před rokem +70

    Pyro is just mad that he can’t afford a car

  • @cipherisntsane9287
    @cipherisntsane9287 Před rokem +7

    Thankfully Pyro edited out the whole 15 minute incoherent conversation where someone compared Ronnie Pickering to Tony Soprano and we then watched a breathing compilation followed by Tony Soprano passing out at uncle ben's rice. I feel like a child coming home and describing what we did during school today lmao.

  • @andreruiz3757
    @andreruiz3757 Před rokem +9

    Please make more of these, this was actually super super fun

  • @lachlanmacrae1779
    @lachlanmacrae1779 Před rokem +6

    I keep saying that we should have some sort of check-up or reoccurring testing system to reduce the level of bad drivers on the road or give those bad drivers incentive to learn the road rules. The amount of bad drivers i see on a daily basis is astounding, I watched some grandma drive on the wrong side of the road and show no signs of realisation until a car blaring their horn is coming at them, this has happened two separate times. I also almost got hit as a pedestrian by some 40 year old woman on a roundabout because she didn't use her indicators at all, and as she continued to speed past, she looked at me like I was _I_ in the wrong.

    • @Ferixstn
      @Ferixstn Před rokem

      In romania we get a lot of news on driving license people that keep failing , every single person that fail, IS a moron because they complain , yea its not THEY'RE fault, its the other cars and the cop that inspects them, not only that, its WAY too easy to pass, our tests are soo easy, 70% myself included forget basic stuff and need to relearn when we get our first car, its scary to think we fight in the road, its so dangerous with the ammout of idiots on the road

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 Před rokem

      @@Ferixstn Same in the States. Some of these people are in such a damn hurry it can be dangerous just pulling out onto the road. People come flying up, and would rather swerve around you then just slow down.

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 Před rokem +16

    In a weird way, it kinda makes sense that someone named Pyro doesn't understand how ice works.

  • @jaxonsevero1045
    @jaxonsevero1045 Před rokem +5

    I like how pyro has clearly never driven on a road with even slightly poor conditions💀

  • @blutygergaming8789
    @blutygergaming8789 Před rokem +2

    Me when Pyro calls a Corvette a Bugatti: you're on thin ice, mister

  • @RandomSpectacle
    @RandomSpectacle Před rokem +7

    and the moral of the story is: if you give Pyro a lift make sure to break the law for a bigger tip

  • @seccsycabbage2979
    @seccsycabbage2979 Před rokem +5

    I legit cannot comprehend how some of these are possible. I feel my braincells melting watching this shit go down!

  • @imayhaveeatenthedog
    @imayhaveeatenthedog Před rokem +3

    I love how pyro’s reaction to every clip in the snow is just “should’ve stopped”

  • @daveymatt1969
    @daveymatt1969 Před rokem +6

    i live about a minute away from 5:19 and it is bedlam
    nobody stops when they’re meant to and almost everyone skips the red light

  • @scramblerbricks7293
    @scramblerbricks7293 Před rokem +4

    Watching these pyro live vods have become my sleeping medicine
    Nothing sooths me more then a British guy saying monka

  • @saultfry501
    @saultfry501 Před rokem +5

    Pyro's the kind of guy to buy a musical instrument not to play it but for decoration.

  • @furiousfox25
    @furiousfox25 Před rokem +4

    hearing pyro calling a truck a van triggered me more than it should have

    • @epauletteshark1291
      @epauletteshark1291 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yes and calling a corvette a bugatti porche and ferrari how do you mess up that bad?

  • @Harnier
    @Harnier Před rokem +2

    9:22 i lost it why is this so funny LMAO the way they picked up the kid like they’re a beer bottle…

  • @fops.5178
    @fops.5178 Před rokem +2

    it was kinda euphoric to see pyro react to a road i drive along nearly every day of my life

  • @xx_luigi_xx7223
    @xx_luigi_xx7223 Před rokem +9

    Nobody gonna talk about how at 10:50 the guys escape through the windshield and just use it like a door

  • @privatechan23
    @privatechan23 Před rokem +260

    This may be a hot take but I find it absolutly hilarious that people will break traffic laws and then say "fuck the police"

    • @Freezorgium
      @Freezorgium Před rokem

      Where's the hypocrisy in that? It'd be more puzzling if they broke the laws and said "oh yes I love the cops they're just such a lovely bunch"
      Nobody likes pigs

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 Před rokem

      "Rules are made to be broken, hun"
      Ma'am, you're doing 80 in a 50 MPH zone.
      "ACAB. ACAB".

    • @scvnthorpe__
      @scvnthorpe__ Před 10 měsíci +7

      In fairness it depends on the law and how its enforced; there are places in the world where they literally just try to make money for the department from tickets - especially from lower income drivers which seem like an easier profile.
      But tbh we fucked up by making urban areas car-centric in the first place!

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Well we didn't made them, but we still are taking the side of the 40+ year olds who believe owning a Japanese car upsold in the America's and then upsold again on a dealership is the biggest pride you can uphold. (because if you don't have one it's hell moving around in a place that was re-made to be based around cars, also ads in the 70's said that if you have small car you're gay or something).

    • @privatechan23
      @privatechan23 Před 3 měsíci

      oh my god I came back over a year later, why did nobody tell me I spelt absolutely wrong

  • @zilchthegrate63
    @zilchthegrate63 Před rokem +6

    I feel if Pyro owned a car, it'd be a destroyed r34 and never drive it just to get people off his back

  • @magicoddball1452
    @magicoddball1452 Před rokem +14

    you know Pyro is retired when he does reddit reacts

  • @shelf_manager
    @shelf_manager Před rokem +6

    my inner car enthusiast at 12:01 is screaming in agony

  • @TheWitch-
    @TheWitch- Před rokem +15

    6:28 I mean I call guys bitches all the time

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr Před rokem

      He meant real women, not internet half-women.

    • @TheWitch-
      @TheWitch- Před rokem +6

      @@404TVfr literally what

    • @smokebomb024
      @smokebomb024 Před rokem

      @@404TVfr literally what

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr Před rokem

      @@TheWitch- y'all need to joke more

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr Před rokem

      @@smokebomb024 y'all need to joke more.

  • @kc5622
    @kc5622 Před rokem +1

    Pyro didn't need to disclaim he never drove. His reaction shows it, when he said "Just stop the car"

  • @Toaster0
    @Toaster0 Před rokem +1

    I saw like some of the middle of this stream for this but not the whole thing so I am very glad this became a video lol!

  • @benedict9508
    @benedict9508 Před rokem +7

    10:37 literally Gta AI drivers

  • @emergencyexit3967
    @emergencyexit3967 Před rokem +16

    pyro literally be roleplaying my last braincell

  • @flynlogan2631
    @flynlogan2631 Před rokem +7

    Pyro can get a card, he just doesn't wanna end up like the dude in love with his car

  • @user-pi8pd9wc5y
    @user-pi8pd9wc5y Před rokem +2

    Weirdly enough after taking a long break from watching your content I'm happy you're making this kind of content. It's more entertaining, either that or I grew up and understand what patience is and I don't need 3 minute clips to feed my lack of concentration.

  • @Mickeygrandia
    @Mickeygrandia Před rokem +6

    9:42 did... did Pyro not see the snow?

  • @lorddoberman
    @lorddoberman Před rokem +4

    11:20 *wtf literally me*

  • @x-mavrin_blitzgee-x9249
    @x-mavrin_blitzgee-x9249 Před rokem +2

    Pyro: "stop saying twat"
    Me, an American who probably never said twat: "no."

  • @996stoky
    @996stoky Před rokem +2

    ice: enters the chat
    traction: ok i am leaving now

  • @redactedz6146
    @redactedz6146 Před rokem +4

    3:50 Strongest UK Driver vs Weakest Wherever-this-is Driver

  • @Jerseff
    @Jerseff Před rokem +9

    5:00 its not snitching... it's community organising

  • @BruteTigrex21
    @BruteTigrex21 Před rokem +1

    Respect the grind to keep the bit going bro 😎 once u getta car we’ll have to move onto something new to make fun of you for

  • @ewatfrghyjuksdfxcgvhyju6788
    @ewatfrghyjuksdfxcgvhyju6788 Před 9 měsíci

    Cops: you ran 3 red lights
    Uber: *NUH UH*

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy Před rokem +5

    i love that voice, thanks for opening with it pyro.

  • @YesYes-xw1kx
    @YesYes-xw1kx Před rokem +4

    “They sound say what cities they’re in so you can avoid them” avoid all of the UK

  • @outspade
    @outspade Před rokem

    used to watch these vids with my family all the time
    never thought id see pyro react to them but thats neat

  • @lett_ooce
    @lett_ooce Před rokem

    I've been watching these UK dash cams all month and suddenly Pyro watches them 😍

  • @stephen7258
    @stephen7258 Před rokem +5

    At 4:45 that’s the town I live in. It’s called birchington on sea. It’s nicknamed gods waiting room since all the old people move here to retire and die

  • @cyn1kal
    @cyn1kal Před rokem +3

    Pyro not realizing ice exists

  • @bramsteenhoek2674
    @bramsteenhoek2674 Před rokem +2

    The sheer hatred these people have for speeding tickets is inspiring

  • @Duanette
    @Duanette Před rokem +2

    Man as a new driver any time I see videos like this it makes me never want to touch a steering wheel again.

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Před rokem +4

    Once Pyro as little as in the vicinity of a car, the entire world will end.

  • @zachary9701
    @zachary9701 Před rokem +4

    This is peak pyro content, more pls

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical Před rokem +2

    I find it funny how Pyro's telling ice drivers to brake, when he should've been saying "bruh brake sooner" and to "pay attention man holy hell"
    I also find it funny how only a few of those videos were in America, and almost all were all in europe or russia

  • @no_name2882
    @no_name2882 Před rokem +28

    Pyro not realising that you cant stop in russia when the roads are icey is funny.

  • @adddddwait
    @adddddwait Před rokem +5

    Watching a man say he has a drivers license even tho he doesn't... This is why we need a cure for schizophrenia, donate now he needs help. So sad... 😢😢😢😩😩