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  • Want to smoke but have no rolling papers? Billy Connolly says let the Lord help!
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  • @manthasagittarius1
    @manthasagittarius1 Před 11 lety +249

    "The sixties doesn't explain everything. . . "
    Yeah, it does.

  • @hirdy6
    @hirdy6 Před 10 lety +412

    'And it was revelations' The man is a comedic genius!

    • @geemail369
      @geemail369 Před 6 lety +14

      Just when you think it can't get any better! 😂

  • @gantmj
    @gantmj Před 8 lety +437

    "Duckin' under low bridges with this stuff." .... silence, except for me laughing.

    • @370joon123
      @370joon123 Před 8 lety +2

      +gantmj what does it mean?

    • @gantmj
      @gantmj Před 8 lety +65

      joe - Pakistani Black makes you really high.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor Před 5 lety +6

      Certainly killed me too with that line.

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 Před 5 lety +6

      woosh

    • @pifflepockle
      @pifflepockle Před 4 lety +3

      I'm from Glasgow and I didn't even get that. I usually feel cemented into the couch after a doobie of two. Not high in the least

  • @667mumble
    @667mumble Před 3 lety +90

    I like how he mentions the drugs and looks straight into the camera and says, "Goodness knows how it got in my pocket".

    • @user-yp3oj5se1i
      @user-yp3oj5se1i Před 2 lety

      Alcohol is the drug of drugs, it's worse than heroin. Cannabis is a plant that has all positive no negative side effects.

    • @anakii506
      @anakii506 Před 2 lety

      @@user-yp3oj5se1i cannabis is not the perfect drug, it isn't as harmful as alcohol but it isn't harmless

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ Před 9 měsíci

      He was looking at the floor tho

  • @leehargreaves7473
    @leehargreaves7473 Před 7 lety +262

    The best story-teller ever..ever..ever. If everyone was like Billy Connolly there would be no problems in the world.

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 Před 5 lety +4

      i know right, i really needed a good laugh so thanks for posting this and honestly i can't see anyone else who would have done this but Billy Connolly

  • @THELIZMARH
    @THELIZMARH Před 10 lety +174

    "God knows how it got my pocket" i lost my shit

  • @TimD.Morand
    @TimD.Morand Před 7 lety +80

    "It was Revelations!!" Brilliant! We love you, Big Yin!

  • @Jeffaffa01
    @Jeffaffa01 Před 10 lety +58

    ''goodness knows how they got in my pocket'' ROFLOL

  • @jasonwalker92
    @jasonwalker92 Před 3 lety +19

    I'm Scottish, and I find it funny when he's talking about 'cigarette papers' being called 'skins'. Most of the people I know still call them that.

  • @UpRoaryus
    @UpRoaryus Před 9 lety +235

    "It was Revelations" =D LOL

  • @heartmulgrew15
    @heartmulgrew15 Před 11 lety +31

    I leaned this from my dad lmao he's a legit hippy and he told that , he was like "Psh girl I've smoked half of Corinthians "

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 Před 7 lety +81

    No-one can tell a story like Billy!!!

  • @andrewbaumann2661
    @andrewbaumann2661 Před 3 lety +20

    Billy Connolly: So I was texting him on his deathbed.
    Jimmy Fallon: HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @jasonezzell6901
    @jasonezzell6901 Před 2 lety +8

    I feel like I’m pretty unsheltered and yet it took me 10 full years, watching this clip countless times, to realize that his joke about “ducking under low bridges” meant that you were so high you’d have to. I feel very dumb and thank you Billy for letting me get there when I could.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir Před 6 měsíci

      Oh right, I just thought he meant people on that kind of hashis would be living(docking...) under bridges, this was much better thanks

  • @valeriegage401
    @valeriegage401 Před rokem +2

    I could listen to this dude for ever

  • @TheRealVenom448
    @TheRealVenom448 Před 2 lety +2

    taking holy smokes to a whole new level

  • @SeanMcGartland
    @SeanMcGartland Před 2 lety +3

    Finally, a worthwhile use for the Bible! 🤣

  • @Sifjada
    @Sifjada Před 10 lety +38

    He is such a legend, hahah

  • @blueeyesaf
    @blueeyesaf Před 11 lety +14

    Half of my grandpa's good stories end with "it was the 60s."

  • @kanekowalski4715
    @kanekowalski4715 Před 9 lety +21

    Billy Connolly is a phenomenal story teller. I wish he would be on a talk show with Johnny Depp and Bill Murray. It would be jam packed with hilarious stories.

    • @tylsimys67
      @tylsimys67 Před 8 lety

      +Kane Kowalski Are Depp and Murray great story tellers? Maybe, and if so, much better than picking up parts in good movies :p

    • @kanekowalski4715
      @kanekowalski4715 Před 8 lety +3

      Haha, yeah they're great. Bill Murray has some fantastic stories. And Johnny Depp just lives one hell of a strange life.

  • @justme6411
    @justme6411 Před 7 lety +3

    luv billys way of looking at things in life...his humour and storytelling is second to none. Finally had the privilege of seeing him live in Sept this. creased from start to finish. thx billy for all belly aching laughs that you've given us over the years. comic genius xx

  • @winterramos4527
    @winterramos4527 Před 10 lety +11

    Mr. Connolly..Bill Connolly…The world loves you Mate!!

  • @MJ1284
    @MJ1284 Před 11 lety +5

    I didn't know Connolly has been Conan's guest. Two of my favorites in same room, thanks so much for sharing this!

  • @johnstephens7561
    @johnstephens7561 Před 6 lety +3

    Sir Billy. One of the greatest comedic storytellers ever. Remember listening to my mums cassettes of his shows.

  • @PaulGarthAviation
    @PaulGarthAviation Před rokem +2

    Billy is the master of the punchline... after you think the punchline has already been delivered.

  • @fnutboy
    @fnutboy Před 7 lety +1

    A truly great man, love from the UK XX.

  • @DAGATHire
    @DAGATHire Před 10 lety +26

    Well, i did at least 30 pages from the bible back in college. Always amuses me when i tell people i did that. They look so shocked and i always say... well, you wouldn't care if it was a copy of Harry potter would you? They are both bestselling fantasies.

  • @samthehikingman9484
    @samthehikingman9484 Před 6 lety +10

    A righteous smoke indeed...

  • @Xzenock0343
    @Xzenock0343 Před 10 lety +4

    For a scottish man, he said the Word Amsterdam perfectly dutch, no clue why that flabbergasted me so much had to share it lol.

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 Před 10 lety +4

    my stomach. HURTS. holy shit billy connolly xD xD xD xD

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar Před 3 lety +3

    Billy Connolly is like the Grandpa we wish we all had 😂

  • @CharlieMorganHW
    @CharlieMorganHW Před 9 lety +4

    Billy is absolutely hysterical! I would love to just hang out with him and listen to him tell stories. If you've never heard the story of the bird and the pear, its funny as hell. I think its on the bonus features on Boondock Saints II.

  • @MyJohncon
    @MyJohncon Před 10 lety +6

    Uncle Billy still cracking jokes.

  • @BonScottAC
    @BonScottAC Před 11 lety

    Watched it, thx it was a great show.

  • @psycold
    @psycold Před 11 lety +3

    This guy is proof that weed does not turn you into a burnout, he is still totally with it and can tell a joke like the best of them.

  • @JerryNapper
    @JerryNapper Před 10 lety +2

    "And it was revelations" that makes my day! :D

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 Před 9 lety +6

    What a fascinating man..pne of those people who will brighten your day,no matter what!

  • @neilbolger1205
    @neilbolger1205 Před 7 lety +1

    it was hilarious to watch up to the where he says IT WAS REVELATIONS. That completely had me crying with laughter. really great

  • @orange241
    @orange241 Před 10 lety +1

    "ducking under low bridges with this stuff" best line i've heard in a while

  • @itchyego
    @itchyego Před 6 lety +2

    Billy is so beautiful, funny, and regal. Such a life of funny. Thank you Billy.

  • @mikhailman
    @mikhailman Před 10 lety +1

    when he said "and it was revelation", i seriously spit on my screen from sudden burst of laughter.

  • @michaelcallaghan9148
    @michaelcallaghan9148 Před 10 lety +7

    Holy smoke!

  • @calemaceanruig8010
    @calemaceanruig8010 Před 6 lety

    we did that in first year high school. great times

  • @highfall60
    @highfall60 Před 10 lety +4

    HAHA holy fuck Billy is amazing. "It was a revelation" XD

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 Před 8 lety +324

    The thin pages are good for roll-ups, it's true. Isn't that why they provide free Bibles in hotel rooms?

    • @ilikezappa3268
      @ilikezappa3268 Před 8 lety +24

      +Steve27775 Yes . I am currently totally Gideon`d in a Super 8 Motel in Phoenix

    • @michaelj.r457
      @michaelj.r457 Před 8 lety +4

      At least it was not to make a pirate's death sentence.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 Před 8 lety +8

      Jeffrey Hinkle
      the pages are made of rice paper so they are perfect for rolling and smoking

    • @MoritzRohwold79Blankenberg
      @MoritzRohwold79Blankenberg Před 7 lety +3

      +The Fractured But Whole any hamp bible ?

    • @thepoetinmyheart9088
      @thepoetinmyheart9088 Před 6 lety +3

      The free bibles in hotels are suppose to stop people from committing suicide.

  • @bone535
    @bone535 Před 10 lety +8

    Goodness khows how it got ine me pocket,,,,,,,,,,,I love billy

  • @jaycolejones5073
    @jaycolejones5073 Před 3 lety +1

    This guy is the best! Bless you Billy!

  • @doalwa
    @doalwa Před 2 lety +2

    One of the most endearing stories I’ve heard in a while 🤣 The 60s, man 🥳

  • @ajs5018
    @ajs5018 Před 2 lety +3

    Billy you flipping basta , you have me on stitches all the time. You're my hero and I will love you forever

  • @gavinallan7897
    @gavinallan7897 Před 2 lety

    Billy❤🙏❤

  • @winsIow
    @winsIow Před 10 lety +2

    What a Legend. Billy Connolly is the man!

  • @BonScottAC
    @BonScottAC Před 11 lety

    Thanks for mentioning the O&A appearance, definitely gonna check that out.

  • @RealArria
    @RealArria Před 3 lety

    Watching this video and i look at the time and its 4:20am 😂

  • @CassDM
    @CassDM Před 11 lety

    Billy is just amazing!

  • @j.chrisjohnston5853
    @j.chrisjohnston5853 Před 4 lety +8

    Gerry went out the exact same way my Dad did. Alcoholic Liver Failure. It is the most gruesome slow agonizing death you can imagine.

  • @CamilleNoir
    @CamilleNoir Před 9 lety +1

    it doesn't get any more bad ass than that XD
    totally metal!! XDD

  • @factsmatter7442
    @factsmatter7442 Před 10 lety +5

    lol @ it was revelations. Thats hilarious

  • @bobbidazzler1343
    @bobbidazzler1343 Před 7 lety

    I love Bill so much........

  • @chrisarseneault5617
    @chrisarseneault5617 Před 2 lety +1

    Billy Connolly is so funny and has so many wonderful stories!

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde Před 9 lety +1

    This guy is just great!

  • @rhatcher010
    @rhatcher010 Před 11 lety +2

    Billy Connolly continues to be one of my favorite people.

  • @68SSCAM
    @68SSCAM Před 6 lety +3

    He was good friends with John Bonham. Would have been awesome to hang out with those two.

  • @Sabr1988ify
    @Sabr1988ify Před 11 lety

    hahaha 3:45-3:48, love the way he is acting, just unique

  • @landonwright8804
    @landonwright8804 Před 3 lety +1

    I did see an Australian connection.
    I figure on some Parallel thinking that they sent alot of Scotts down there.

  • @andtomill1
    @andtomill1 Před 8 lety

    We did that when i was a student, we had hash but no papers, i don't recall from which gospel but it worked a treat.

  • @michaelgilmore9286
    @michaelgilmore9286 Před 8 lety +74

    Or skins as the cool guys used to call them, still call them skins

  • @MrRainbowsword
    @MrRainbowsword Před 11 lety

    I love the accent, comedy and travel shows.

  • @mariocarrera2001
    @mariocarrera2001 Před 10 lety

    LEGENDARY

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka Před 10 lety +2

    Billy's got the best stories.

  • @PetrolPatrol
    @PetrolPatrol Před 10 lety +1

    so casual with the "it was revelations" line at the end haha

  • @opalexian
    @opalexian Před 11 lety +1

    'Revelatious'? God I love this man!

  • @5GCHEMTRAILVACCINESFORBATS

    How many Billy Connolly fans in the states have seen his Hammersmith Odeon gigs from 91 and 94? The two dvds are sold in the same package, they're the best ever.

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 Před 6 lety +1

    I also rolled a joint with a blank bible page ages ago. Works great.

  • @lavalizard3
    @lavalizard3 Před 11 lety

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase "holy smokes".

  • @RedEyeCyclops
    @RedEyeCyclops Před 9 lety +1

    he has the exact same accent as one of my teacher

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake Před 11 lety +2

    Just gained mad respect for him.

  • @abenpratap4659
    @abenpratap4659 Před 3 lety

    Hands down...the best story I've ever heard...

  • @ErikAngstrom
    @ErikAngstrom Před 11 lety

    Reason and love have prevailed. That's what. Team Coco.

  • @ryansheldon1045
    @ryansheldon1045 Před 4 lety

    He really is a livong legend love the big yeen

  • @daveneo3580
    @daveneo3580 Před 3 lety +1

    Hes been having difficult few years ...funniest storyteller ever

  • @jaymcd8577
    @jaymcd8577 Před 6 lety +1

    I'd say one of the best guests Conan had on, ever.

  • @Gerzzo
    @Gerzzo Před 5 lety

    Outstanding!

  • @francodambolena
    @francodambolena Před 10 lety

    Simply amazing! xD

  • @jb_terahertz
    @jb_terahertz Před 11 lety

    Lmfao! When I get old I want to be like that.

  • @MrAnt00001
    @MrAnt00001 Před 10 lety

    done it lol but your spliff catches fire after after each drag .just the blank onse

  • @TheOriginalCoasta
    @TheOriginalCoasta Před 11 lety

    LOL that's officially added to the bucket list

  • @MrMrh1958
    @MrMrh1958 Před 5 lety

    Best thing for it!😂

  • @florianp2122
    @florianp2122 Před 10 lety

    Billy used to be good friends with My aunty In Scotland.... the Big yin is Legend!

  • @Goosinator420
    @Goosinator420 Před 10 lety

    Used to do that in my teens. Burns nice

  • @chocmilkshake24
    @chocmilkshake24 Před 11 lety

    gotta love billy

  • @Ms.gnomer
    @Ms.gnomer Před 8 lety

    one of my first joints was a bible page

  • @LordPresley
    @LordPresley Před 10 lety +1

    Little pocket bibles: One page = Two Joints.

  • @roberthewitt2392
    @roberthewitt2392 Před 3 lety

    I now know I'm not the only one who has done that it was the 90's lol

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 Před 9 lety +229

    Best use the Bible has ever been put to...

  • @DaveWuzHere
    @DaveWuzHere Před 6 lety +1

    Goodness knows how it got in my pocket! LOL

  • @TheEschwank02
    @TheEschwank02 Před 11 lety

    great comedian, great guy. =)

  • @digitalboxemma6734
    @digitalboxemma6734 Před 4 lety

    It was revelations 👏👏👏 absolutely amazing

  • @LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED
    @LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED Před 9 lety +55

    Holy Smokes this is a funny story

    • @adamromero
      @adamromero Před 8 lety +3

      +LM VS Haha thats good. Holy smokes.

    • @adamromero
      @adamromero Před 5 lety

      @Super Franky Howdy!

  • @Brooklyn_Bleek
    @Brooklyn_Bleek Před 11 lety +1

    great comedian & his appearance on opie & anthony was great! Ridiculous amount of comedy albums!

  • @Tio_Remi
    @Tio_Remi Před 10 lety +1

    revelations!
    hahahah
    genious!