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Suspecting an attractive woman (Sharon Stone) of being a terrorist, male security officers make her remove articles of clothing. Aired 04/11/92
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Just gonna point out. The metal was actually in the stockings lmao.
HA
Im crying
Let's not forget that she was carrying a gun in her garter in the movie The Specialist! Poor Stallone had to find the gun great movie!
Which went conveniently into kevins pocket
But they were only kept safe from it by her taking off her stockings slowly. Good thing Rob Schneider was there.
they were right to examine Sharon Stone here.She's the bomb.
nailed it
She is so sexy
Definitely a bomb shell
I see what you did there.
@Freedom For All and you're young and stupid.
Who else is here because they had to see the skit Dana Carvey apologized for to Sharon Stone today?!
That's why I came here. People need to calm down, including Dana. It's a sketch comedy show. When did we all collectively lose our sense of humor?
@@piedmontgothschannel7975agree! Nothing to apologize for at all.
😂 here!
Me.. And it really was pretty bad in every way. I guess they thought it was edgy then
@MrGriff305 it's as Dana said it was a different era. So many shows and movies have such different comedy then what people would perceive as okay or outrageous today lol. My favorite will still be Chris Farely yelling "kill whitey" and everyone in the audience is uncomfortably dead silence and the band next to him just looks worried ( Black Sheep).
If such a line was uttered as a joke like that in a movie today you could bet people would make it into a political argument rather then just enjoying it for being a short joke.
* also me. Just read an article and had to check out what he and others felt was so offensive lol.
"Oh,thank you lord" the way he says it was so hilarious😂!!
Ohh tenk you lodd !!
Blasphemous. Bye!
You mean the Lord who made men attracted to sexy women? Thank HIM for small favors.
Lord works in mysterious ways, dude
😂🤣😂
She is actually the bomb.
jajaja
Corny. Get out of here. Make sure you shut the door on your way out
Dlc
🥁
NOICE!!! :)
No man can ever resist this version of Sharon Stone. 🔥
i can, very easily
gays can
@@steveswangler6373we are talking about men
Haha I mean she's alright. I think older men of a different era find Sharon stone amazing. So I'm 42 and she's been a part of my zeitgeist of movies my whole life. Buuut she's more guys who are say 10 yrs older than me. Who were grown when she showed up. I was still kinda young to even give a shit about her other than knowing she was in films I liked.
@@steveswangler6373Real
"the difference, the difference is because of the bomb texture, and because... I do not have to explain this. I am the guard, I took a course in this" one of the funniest lines. when she has him beat, so he whips out this line. amazing.
"ARCH YOUR BACK, FOR MORE SECURITY!"
haha ... Classic!
Ho dadadadada
It possibly might've been edgy over 30 years ago? Not sure what's funny about it now.. It's just basic harassment
@@MrGriff305 Harassment? It's a fricken comedy sketch. If you can't comprehend a simple things like that; you have issues. It was funny in '92, and still funny today.
@@CYQT The video is portraying sexual harassment of a woman. That's the entire "joke". It was idiotic then, and it's even worse now 🤣
You're right it is funny then and right now @@CYQT
I remember this skit from the early 90s. Who would have thought airport security checkpoints would ever have been this invasive until the TSA was created?
that's a better joke than anything in the skit
Almost like they were fortune tellers.
What is that giant black thing Dana was holding to record? 🤔😲
Who would have thought this hilarious bit would 'trigger' pansies who think it's 'wacist'. These hard-left types will be the downfall of any enjoyment in life with their totalitarian mindset.
@@phat-kid - And you really think this bit of comedy is hurting someone? Like OMG being called racist is the worst thing in the world! How dare we make fun of one another! BTW, it's NOT 'literally racist'; racist is an opinion, not a fact.
Sharon Stone = One of the most beautiful women on the planet, then and to this day.
+Eroton I think, Sharon Stone & Cate Blanchett is the most beautiful women on this planet :)
+Aleksandra L. Monica Bellucci is supperior to them all.
+Eroton Charlize Theron
u said it!!!
To think she was already 34 in this skit!
There is no need to apologize. What a classic lineup!! Yabba Dabba!! 😂 😂
no need to apologize for making sexual harassment a joke? let me take a wild guess who you vote for
@@steveswangler6373 Easy, I voted for Frank Stallone.
Yep...back then SNL was truly funny. I think this was their best cast.
Phil Hartman's brief stint was fantastic. I have enjoyed every character he ever played. R.I.P. man. What an iconic voice.
It wasn't brief.
@@jason-hy8cihis part in the skit was brief.
he was talented. Who was the guy behind him.
Phil was an amazing talent.
yup. and just like that a crazy b*tch took his life... :(
wait... so it was her stockings?
I know 😂
I don't wanna break the 69 up votes...
made with iron fibre...lol
chris william ikr 😂😂😂
Nanochainmaille stockings.
The outrage over this sketch would be through the roof today.
Absolutely...but theyd be able to get away with it...
Have you watched what they're doing nowadays? Like sketches with Margot Robbie or JLo? Stop pretending like people are unreasonably sensitive nowadays.
🤣
@@OceanHedgehog : People ARE unreasonably sensitive these days.
What are you talking about? They did pretty much the same sketch in 2004 with Colin Farrell. No outrage.
Dana Carvey apologized for this skit today (3-21-24). Sharon Stone says it was no problem, no apology necessary.
The irony is that a similar ad exists for men underwear, in 1994, where the roles are reversed, and nobody is offended. Look up "Holeproof Underdaks Underwear airport"
The whole skit is hilarious, but when Rob Schneider squeaks "slowly", I totally lost it.
Same. Freaking ridiculous
been going around for 10 years...----like tghe way they say JEKKITT
Alex, I'll take "skits you can no longer perform in 2020" for $1000.
prob cause irl when your kid goes thru TSA airport security check point 'junior' gets a full body cavity search.
Nothing wrong with this skit. They should do it today.
Lorne Michaels wrote this skit.
www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/snl-creator-lorne-michaels-hired-several-blond-female-assistants-known-to-cast-members-as-the-lornettes.html/
I was thinking the same thing. I don't think sexual harassment is as funny as it once was. This skit is a bit cringy now.
@@GizmoMaltese Yeah I agree, not a big loss imo
“Arch your back for more security” 😂😂😂😂
When Sharon was in her prime, shew! One of the most beautiful women who ever lived, no doubter!
She still is! :)
Now Dana Carvey has apologized to Stone for this skit. seems like she could have refused to do it,if she thought it was offensive.
"Please arch your back... for security!" LMAO! :D
That was my favorite part lol
Rob Schneider always cracks me up
😆
Blahaha
A true LOL moment! Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Imagine if this aired today.
It IS airing today...and every day on CZcams
Lmaoooo
Seriously though
@@jonnuanez2843 yeah, but on mainstream media.
CNN and MSNBC would report that Trump was the cause of all things evil in the known universe. However, Cuomo is accused of incompetence, corruption, and sexual harassment......CNN and MSNBC remain silent.
Why is Dana Carvey apologizing for this now? Originally filmed in 1992. It's comedy. Who else thinks it's silly how easily offended some people get?
i think it's sexist, but it is what it was at the time.
@@MinhTruong101 you DO realize it's a comedy, right?
Portraying sexism in a sketch is deliberate, to mock it.
If I were to mock a form of discrimination, I'd shine a spotlight on it and show how ridiculous it is with humor..
@@kadhemchaabene318 The word comedy doesn't exonerate everything. I have no issue for it at the time but it wouldn't fly now. And that was what I commented on.
Sharon Stone is probably happy that this skit was revived so that we can all remember what she looked like back then! lol
People have gotten so soft. This younger generation now gets offended at everything because they are looking and hoping to be offended.
I can't believe Sharon didn't crack with all that comic genius around! Great skit.
Sharon Stone looks breathtakingly beautiful here
I agree
From the thumbnail I thought it was Christina Applegate.
@Neal Cassidy “Kneel", what have you accomplished while holding a playboy magazine centerfold with one hand….
@Neal Cassidy lmao what an absolutely humiliating comment.
@@conniethesconnie So did I.
"Arch your back for more security"😆🤣😂😆
"I used her, she used me, and neither one cared."
And it was funny.
This never gets old😂
Ah, American airports pre-9/11.
Yeah, I will miss undressing Sharon Stone in them forever...
MerlinCorwinoff viajar
When bush blew up the two buildings on its footprints
@@d-d-d-daam5375 stfu wackjob
@@d-d-d-daam5375
Actually there were 3 buildings. 3rd was brought down by sparkle of fire “for the first time in human history”...
So there WAS a machine gun in her stockings. (After she took em off, the machine didn't beep.)
Didn’t you hear the machine keep beeping
Peepeppepepepeppepepepepe
Thanks for explaining.
Twenty five years ago I farted in an elevator. I’m here now to apologize for it even though it was midnight and no one was around until morning time. I feel better, if Mr. Carvey can do it so can I.
Ridiculous
Anyone else here after reading about Dana Carvey’s apology to Sharon Stone? First time I’ve ever watched this video and I see nothing wrong with it - okay maybe the fake Indian voice wasn’t PC, but the fact that guys were all horned up over Stone after Basic Instinct with her no-panties scene puts this all into context. Come to think of it, I have to wonder why, when they asked her what color underwear she was wearing… why she didn’t answer, “what makes you think I’m wearing any, fellows?” That would have been perfect! 😂
Yes, only looked here after I saw Dana Carvey’s apology.... Pretty ridiculous, I just wonder if Sharon Stone was forced to participate in this SNL sketch.. 🤣🤣😂
I'd recently watched this episode but came back to rewatch it, thinking I surely must have missed something exceptional to warrant an apology - over a comedy sketch from an episode so many years ago - and yeah, don't see it.
I was totally unaware of Dana Carvey making any apologies, but apparently that caused this old forgotten skit to go semi-viral and spontaneously appear in my feed, so now, ironically, I am seeing this skit for the first time.
Damn Sharon Stone looks smokin hot.
she is correctly referred to as Sharon Fuckin Stone.
What is the movie name?
I thought it was Amber Heard
@Alek Wolf I'd drill her like a mouthful of rotten teeth.
She was prime when she worked with Verhoeven.
Sharon Stone was simply drop dead gorgeous here.
What would you do to her bro???
She was gorgeous in Action Jackson and Total Recall.
@@bilbobaggins4710 oh I don't know man... I'd probably ask her to read me all of her old poetry that she wrote back in high school, then we'd like go for a walk around the park and talk about pets we had as kids. Maybe I could meet her dad and tell him what a great job he's done as a father and provider, tell him I have a great deal of admiration for him. Change some light bulbs for her mother and clean out the rain gutters for them. Then I'd tell her how smart she is and how much I respect her, maybe tell her all about my dreams about finding, oh I don't know, A SOUL MATE... Tell her that I've been working on writing a lovesong and ask her if she wants to hear it so far. You know, the usual stuff....
@@bilbobaggins4710 Then I'd probably let her shove a toothbrush up my ass and piss all over me.
@@anthonycusinato3969 😂
Sharon is trying real hard to keep it together. What a pro !
It didn't even look like she was TRYING.
Sharon Stone is Magic!
wow... Sharon Stone.. what a beauty.
She looks beautiful today, many years later.
They shouldve ended with a newspaper headline reading "woman brings machine gun onboard airplane".
At least they should have ended with a suicide bomber passing through the empty dedector.
Lucas Layton hidden in bra or something
She was the bomb in other ways.
That would have actually been funny. But then SNL must not under any circumstances whatsoever ever be actually funny
@@playz6449 detector
This never gets old🔥🔥❣️
4:20 "to help us stop .... non-safety' was such a Troy McClure line.
Why does the whitest guy among those three have an Indian accent?
Grant Clark don't get me wrong, I'm not feeling offended or hurt in any way. It's just confusing and doesn't make sense.
What's not to get, his playing an Indian American???
Exactly. But I don;t think there's anything wrong with clip. It is a skit and I don't find it offensive. What I do however, find offensive is what Grant Clark said "take your 3rd world sensitivity back home".
I mean come on...was that necessary?
It's a joke dude. I do american, russian accents all the time. Should they take an offence too? No
+Grant Clark this third world country(India) is holding up your country's businesses, "so called " dwellers of "the most powerful country in the world'"..if we shut down the IT support we provide to your MNCs you guys will crap in your pants so start respecting that....
Lol. Watch as Kevin Nealon stuffs her stocking in his jacket pocket
"Arch your back for more security"...
🤣😎 ...🛫
Guest Director - Harvey Weinstein
nice!
LOL
@@frankcastle8349 nah, he's obviously Indian
Frank Castle ,,, its real, he is jewish ?
@@frankcastle8349 Of course Weinstain is Jewish. So fucking what?...
“Arch your back for more security“ LOL
Dana Carvey actually apologized for this recently…..people have become so wussified these days…so now we have well known actors apologizing for a skit they did more than 2 decades ago..a sketch where even Sharon Stone is quoted as saying that she was fine with it.People have lost the ability to understand how to keep things in context….It would be different if they forced her to do it or pressured her…
Sharon Stone actually was quoted as saying that she people need to learn how to laugh again.
U just worry about the bomb u r hiding in ur underwear : this line was hilarious 😂😂
Sharon Stone is too hot.
Yep. Too hot for a Bombshell.
Karl Jacob Needa a sentry over here.
She was the only reason I sat through the whole 6 minutes...comedy part was awful!
Was!
This is why later Americanas became more dangerous. Basic Instinct is also part of the " Hrum "
"arch you back for more security" come on, now, people, that's funny asf
Very!
"arch you back for more security"
This was the best SNL show 💛
Kevin still has that stocking to this day!!!
Arch your back for more security. lol
Rob Schneider!!
@@jaybernales
Bend over touch your toes
I will show you where the monster goes ; )
Naar Z 😂😂😂😂
Naar Z
nice jiggles
"Arch your back for more security" Lmao
"Wait, we forgot to write any jokes for this skit! Oh well, everyone just do a goofy accent and nobody will notice."
The Apology was just made so that people can revist and enjoy this classic. It's actually clever marketing and worth it too!
This would never fly today
Of course not. It would never make it through security.
Nah, South Asians know how to take a joke 'cause they know what they're capable of. If he were in blackface, then stand back, the pity party's on its way.
HEYOOOO
@@fp5495 Oh I didn''t even think of that, I was thinking because of the metoo component
“So please...for the love of humanity...do as the man said and take off your shirt.”
Phil Hartman is the best, even with just one line.
He had the best voice ever!
He is missed. The liberals would have him handcuffed for comedy.
@@larryhinze537 Nonsense. I'm a liberal and I loved the guy. And my dad, a World War II hero, was also a liberal and loved him too.
@@larryhinze537 --- MAGAs would love Hartman until he mocked Commie Trump --- then they'd say he was the worst comic ever
@@larryhinze537 ----"The liberals", huh? Jesus you guys are pathetic. Even going out of your way to be offended over an SNL sketch. For people that claim to be rugged, tough, and thick-skinned, you guys are the whiniest bunch of little crybabies that's ever lived. You're probably one of those GQP'ers that like Putin more than Biden, too.
Dana Carvy does a great impression and this skit is funny. No need for him to apologize.
Yep brown face and Indian accent. Not sure it would work today.
could have been done without the brown face.
brown face and a thick indian accent by a white dude...... yeah, sure. they could have done without the brown face at least.
@@logana1999 Everyone is a freakin' critic. You were not on SNL, he's done great impressions and this one is fine. Get bent.
@@Tahir_Ali Boo hoo...
Dana was soo funny and definitely one of the best in the show’s history.
when you get to a certain level, there's no sense in saying who the GOAT was. Yes, Dana is a LEGEND. But so's Kenen and Aidy and Kate and Alex Moffat and Che and Jost and the whole. freaking. cast.
@@NVNCVLONLY one on that list who comes CLOSE to Dana is Kate 😂 And BOTH Kate and Dana are 🐐 ed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"for the love of humanity" take of your shirt 😂
"We have taken a course in this". Lol.. 😅😂
How have I missed this? Gold!
Sharon Stone was a Goddess !
“Arch your back for security purposes”
..
RIP Phil Hartman
They were right, the metal was in the stockings😅
Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten the fuck up.
+liana connaughton Unfortunately this is society now days people become so offended by even the smallest thing, one can not leave their house without someone becoming offended..
+Ghastly10 I agree. People get pitchfork-happy these days. So easily offended.
"Throwing lamps"
ask Rihanna
Xo Xo I would lighten up but this isn't even funny
I will re-watch this video - for security reasons.
🤣😂😅
“Arch your back for security reasons” cracked me up! Well… the whole thing was funny! 🤣😂😅
@@trixie9777 one of the few females that has left a comment on this video, trixie
for security reasons i need you to drive to my house and investigate my suspicious activities.
@@americanpatriot7233 you haven't been paying attention.
"Arch your back, for more security!" LOL 😅😆😏🤤🤭
Would never see a clip like this today
So Chris Farley gets so upset with security that he decides he doesn't even want to catch his flight and turns around and leaves!
He went to the restroom because he was so pissed.
Uh, no. In the next shot he's in the background going to the plane.
@@jedijones yeah
This sketch would literally and figuratively not fly today! LOL!
They'd all be denounced on twitter, forced to make apologies and fired and deemed persona non grata in the entertainment industry on charges of sexualizing a white woman and racism.
Why? What day is it?
@@thepagecollective And they would be cancelled!
How can a sketch literally fly?
Yes, it would be allowed because they are playing characters. That's not them, promoting sexual harassment. It's actors acting for a comedy skit. Everyone always says, "that wouldn't fly these days" but have you seen any new family guys, south park, or it's always sunny??
Cindy Crawford is now boarding. lol I'm sure Sharon Stone was more upset about that.
I like the way the line runs up the back of your stockings I like those kind of high heels to don’t take them off don’t take them off leave them on
I was waiting for Carvey to say: "Excuse me ma'am but I need you to sit on my face for security reasons."
That line is reserved for the "Church Lady." 😗
That’s Bill Clinton’s line.
@@jameskim3301 You get a cigar for a prize.
"Arch your back for more security" 😆
"Arch your back for more security" LOL
"arch your back please" lol
This just fun. I love Sharon Stone, great acting.
See? That actually was the stockings
Today TSA would feel her up along with her children
😂 was Kevin supposed to pocket that stocking?
It needs to be explained to the current year crazies that humor was still allowed in the early 90s.
SLOWLY! This was a brilliant skit. Sharon was delightful.
SNL will get shut down if they do that now.
Not if you shut down the stalinistic Liberals first.
Facts
Why the fuck will it get shut down?
@@johnson27611 ask SJW and karens
Actually I don't aggre with the male joke or female vesrioon this not funny
Look, children. This is what a comedy sketch used to look like. It was funny, because it made fun of stereotypes, bad behavior and abusing authority.
We banned all this now, because, you know, everybody needs to feel safe, and someone might feel unsafe, because they are stupid and have no sense of humour or a notion of what a joke or sarcasm is, so they might take it personally - and that would make them feel unsafe themselves, or outraged on behalf of some other people who might feel unsafe!
So now we have no jokes, no lampooning of anything and anybody and no fun, but we all feel *so safe* in exchange. OK children, put on your masks, gloves, get all your vaccination certificates and disinfectant sprays ready, because we are leaving the museum shortly.
This skit would never pass the writer's table today.
Nope, all humor must be eradicated because it may offend the little ittle babies delicate feelings. Tampons sales must be through the roof with all the pussies around today.
Well, haha, no, cause it is ridiculously sexist. Funny but sexist. The early 90s were far different from today.
Everyone is saying this skit could not be done today because of the sexual harassment themes. Which is true. But what about the Dana Carvey character. Is he impersonating an Indian? LOL That would be even more problematic today.
Only if it was a gas station.
What is Kevin Nealon's accent? NYC or Chicago?
@David Moore Easy to say when you're privileged.
@David Moore it could be that it is just not funny and the sketch doesn't make any sense and would never happen in real life men just don't do that anymore also I will never understand why sexual harssment is funny
with all this cancel culture, you wonder where comedy will head next, hopefully not into nothingness like todays SNL.
Omg... this could never be made today. I mean, those aren’t even CLOSE to official pilot uniforms!
Arch your back for more security!
Pretty funny how she is upstaged by "Cindy Crawford" at the end. People need to get a grip. This was funny then, and funny now.
4:41 bing bing wuwuwuwuwu. Thats the funniest part.
When this was produced in 1992, this was just a funny skit. Now, in 2020, the TSA actually feeling you up is reality.
"arch you back for more security" come on, now, people, that's funny asf
@dave4248 they could get away with it. Armisen did that all the time
@dave4248 I know ... and the irony is that India is one of the most class ridden and misogynist societies in the world (Shudra untouchables and Honour killings) , trumped only by Pakistan.
Just another example of life imitating art. 😙
yeah, unfortunately.
Im more offended at the fact that we're apologizing for a funny sketch from the 90s and not apologizing for being so unfunny nowadays. They put Sydney Sweeney in a hooters outfit and nobody cared. Everyone was more mad that it wasnt funny. This sketch is funny. Dont apologize for funny.
Sharon Stone stunning 😍
she always looks good no matter what her hairstyle, makeup or not, what she wears or if she even wears anything at all
“Arch your back for more security”... best line
i only watch this five times a day...
It's highly offensive yes, but funny as hell. And Sharon was ok with it.
"Arch your back for more security!" :-) :-)