These Candy Hearts Are Guaranteed to Get You Dumped
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher (BriTANick), Will Miles, and Giulia Rozzi compete for the win by writing a candy heart that will guarantee the swift end of your relationship. Taylor Tomlinson and the audience determine the winner.
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I love the show, and I know it's a fake game show. So feel free to disregard this. The ending game is broken. The audience cheers mid level for the first because they don't know what the next one is, and they want to keep room to cheer more or less.
But the audience members who like the second one will out-cheer the silence (edit, polite cheering, because they just entertained you for an hour) of the members who prefer the first one.
One solution would be to show both, then ask the audience to cheer for each.
Signed, someone thinking way too much about this.
This was how @midnight ended too; it was a problem then and it's a problem now. There has to be a better way!
it‘s also just comedic to go from ‚the doom of death is everpresent and lingering‘ to ‚lmao nice tlts‘
‚your brother is soo hot‘ would not work before ‚candy heart made from your fathers ashes, oh yeah he‘s dead lol‘
Get over it. It has no significance in the scope of life or even this fake game show. Surely you must have better things to obsess over, don't you? (Gawd I hope you do LOL)
@@augusts1 what an ugly and unnecessary response.
#1 was so much better. I loved that the joke wasn’t just the ashes, but the fact that they were letting this person know their dad was dead through a candy heart.
Miscarriage of justice.
No! An outright miscarriage of comedy justice. Britanick should file an appeal with Stephen Colbert immediately.
1 freaking won
The second always wins, people don’t know what to expect
"Pick a winner!" That sounds like a game we can play from home!! HA HA!!!
I found #1 funnier, but both were good.
Are they on a break after this episode? I’d gotten in the habit of watching every day and now I don’t know what to do with myself 😂
I’d like to think both of these candy hearts were given out at the same family reunion.
"I'm pregnant."
CONGRATS ON 20 episodes!!
The kiss right before they cut, to prove they won’t break up lol
#1 was more creative and in line with my sense of humor.
But #2 does adhere more closely to the prompt imo.
everyone was excellent, that was an excellent episode
Taylor's lookin' super fine tonight. IDK if it's the hair and makeup, the color she's wearing, just because she's so damn beautiful, or all of the above, but she is glowing.
Another Great episode!
Such a great show
I knew Britanick had written the first one before I was finished reading it
(also, they should have won but I can see why the network wouldn't like that)
No new episodes for the last week - Where you at After Midnight? I miss you.
2 literally always wins
Is this the last episode of the season? Or are they on a break?
I liked #1 a lot better. Also, I knew who wrote it immediately. 🙂
Who knew Henry Caville was in a gay relationship...
😍😍
WE have AIDS
Candy heart 1 was far more creative and clever. That should have won, imo.
1 was funnier, but I think it should lose points for being such small text that on an actual candy heart you’d need a magnifying glass to read it
What’s with the middle team and dad jokes?
ggg
1. What, neither of them mention Pizza Hut?
2. The LGBTQ couple lost? Proof that this show's scripted.
3. My thought about a Valentine's Day episode: Two of the panelists would be either boyfriend/girlfriend or a married couple, and the third would be one of their exes. And the ex would be eliminated.
4. I want to know if the prizes are also fake, and they give them back to Taylor after the show.
It would explain why she got that doll back.💀
They are not an LGBTQ couple. They're just work partners.
No, the doll is haunted. She's never getting rid of it, it will always return eventually
Wasn’t a queer couple just a comedy duo. Also highly doubt homophobia is happening considering there was literally an ep where every single contestant was queer, they’ve had other queer guests,they’ve had a drag queen AND Taylor came out as bi in her last comedy special. It’s fine dude.