Steamed Hams but every word is replaced with its first occurrence

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  • čas přidán 23. 11. 2017
  • i probably missed like two words, fuck you I spent $10000! I spent $50000! I spent $100000! I spent $500000! I spent $1000000! I spent $5000000!
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  • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
    @bonjoviwankenobi8533 Před 5 lety +6802

    This is literally the most unnecessary use of sentence mixing to exist.
    I love it.

    • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270
      @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 Před rokem +166

      You accidentally added an “un”

    • @spinningwheel7635
      @spinningwheel7635 Před rokem +9

      @@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 imagine being an mtf version of the uiuseless

    • @Iisakkiik
      @Iisakkiik Před rokem +56

      You could convince someone who hasn't seen the real thing that the whole script is just a CZcams poop lmao

    • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270
      @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 Před rokem +1

      @@spinningwheel7635 UIU is basically police while Nu-7 is the military but other than that I do not need to imagine

    • @keisui89
      @keisui89 Před rokem +1

      @@Iisakkiik thats exactly the feel i got from it too

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 Před 6 lety +12687

    patented ♫ *_skinner_* ♬ burgers

  • @meeples0972
    @meeples0972 Před 6 lety +6708

    1:12 Skinner is practically conversing with himself at this point

    • @SadiesE
      @SadiesE Před rokem +60

      True lol

    • @DeadwoodJawn
      @DeadwoodJawn Před rokem +296

      It sounds like he's rehearsed itTHAT much he is now mocking Superintendent 😭😂

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 Před rokem +22

      Yes!

    • @Flindo911
      @Flindo911 Před rokem +22

      Nam changed him

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 Před rokem +63

      Mans had to go through this enough times that he's slowly becoming impatient enough to contuine the script himself.

  • @kyasarintsu4047
    @kyasarintsu4047 Před 2 lety +3142

    The absolute anti-climax of the dull "Seymour" at the end of the song might be my favorite part of this whole thing.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Před rokem +35

      yes

    • @sqwyd
      @sqwyd Před 3 měsíci +15

      It's far more realistic to the actual skit ngl, like why would Chalmers be yelling so loudly at Skinner putting his foot up on the windowsill while "steam" comes out of his oven

    • @thinkublu
      @thinkublu Před 2 měsíci +6

      Patented 🎶 skinner 🎶 burgers tho

  • @jye2785
    @jye2785 Před 6 lety +3206

    “May I see it?”
    “No! 😀”

  • @CrimeMinister1
    @CrimeMinister1 Před 6 lety +3794

    I like as he begins talking to himself more and more

  • @peytonreed937
    @peytonreed937 Před 6 lety +4313

    I love how the yelling Seymour was replaced with the casual Seymour, making it seem like chalmers was just like
    “Seymour?”

    • @SadiesE
      @SadiesE Před rokem +52

      It's Chalmers not charmers

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle Před rokem +126

      @@SadiesE no it's charmers. superintendent charmers the super-intensely charming.

    • @derekross1234
      @derekross1234 Před rokem +40

      @@sleepCircle he's a super Nintendo!

    • @andresrossi8744
      @andresrossi8744 Před rokem +4

      the exact moment where i lost it

    • @trinitysillykitty
      @trinitysillykitty Před rokem +20

      "Seymour?" Chalmers asked calmly

  • @liamwalsh4008
    @liamwalsh4008 Před rokem +2926

    This was ten times funnier than I expected it to be. Doubling up Agnes' first "help" at the end was the icing on the steamed ham 🤣

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g Před 6 lety +3689

    This video made me lose my grip on reality.
    11/10

  • @DisastrousDoughnut
    @DisastrousDoughnut Před 4 lety +590

    There's a mistake at 1:30. Chalmers said Utica first, yet the word isn't replaced.

    • @old4mat
      @old4mat Před rokem +54

      I've been watching this video off and on since I don't know when, and never caught this.

    • @Ganters
      @Ganters Před rokem +30

      Came here to comment this.

    • @kabulykos
      @kabulykos Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@old4mat Meanwhile my poor silly brain caught this on first watch -_-

    • @mohirender
      @mohirender Před 3 měsíci +4

      Thank you for being your lovely acoustic self 😊

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Před 3 měsíci +14

      ​@@mohirenderso i see the internet has gone full circle to using autistic as an insult again

  • @TheAeonAnimA
    @TheAeonAnimA Před 3 lety +765

    Singing “Skinner” really makes you *feel* like they are patented Skinner Burgers.

    • @Brown-Dude47
      @Brown-Dude47 Před rokem +33

      Thats becuase they are an old family recipe so it deserves be presented in that way

  • @lester3917
    @lester3917 Před rokem +202

    Although the second “help” was obviously gonna be replaced for the first one, I wasn’t expecting it and it cracked me up.

  • @ffghjj9996
    @ffghjj9996 Před 6 lety +1989

    patented SKIIINNER burgers

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 Před 6 lety +3042

    The idea is original and innovative! I like it

  • @therealseanw.stewart2071
    @therealseanw.stewart2071 Před 6 lety +1129

    Now at this point I'm just binge-watching Steamed Hams videos

    • @MrSlendyMannn
      @MrSlendyMannn Před 6 lety +21

      The Real Sean W. Stewart Trust me when I say that there's no better way to spend your time

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 6 lety +22

      I've watched so many that my entire reccomended is steamed ham

    • @WDufficy20
      @WDufficy20 Před 6 lety +9

      Aren't we all

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 Před 5 lety +4

      The Real Sean W. Stewart And me but I'm running out

    • @aridursoprojects
      @aridursoprojects Před 4 lety +1

      Same lmao

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 Před rokem +314

    It starts out normally, but it's staggering how quickly it gets chaotic and, oddly, very tilted in favour of Skinner talking to himself

  • @secretbaguette
    @secretbaguette Před rokem +1247

    This is almost like having Schizophrenia because it starts off unnoticeable and then gradually escalates until you're talking to yourself while occasionally having a sane thought that isn't an insert from somewhere else.

  • @EBjeebies1081
    @EBjeebies1081 Před 6 lety +509

    0:25 h o h o h o h o h o

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 Před 4 lety +118

    1:16 I love how Seymour is literally just talking to himself here

  • @ramaaba
    @ramaaba Před 3 měsíci +24

    0:52 when chalmers asks seymour abaout the smoke it looks like skinner has a spontaneous flashback about the oven on fire

  • @zmodem4619
    @zmodem4619 Před 6 lety +207

    @2:23 "May I see it?"
    "Noooooo."
    😆

  • @Blazingwheel
    @Blazingwheel Před 4 lety +65

    0:31 Lmfao I was not expecting Chalmers to walk in.

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 Před rokem +21

    1:41 - Patented 🎵Skinner🎵 Burgers. Old family recipe.

  • @alexatrr7089
    @alexatrr7089 Před 4 lety +14

    “Excuse me for *ONE* second”
    ---Skinner, 2018

  • @StrumstarHammer
    @StrumstarHammer Před 6 lety +284

    Hoh
    hoh
    hoh
    hoh
    hoh

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 Před 6 lety +1844

    Lol some amazong steamed ham edits are coming out, this is defiently one of them. Great work

  • @timeforthenight
    @timeforthenight Před rokem +16

    2:09 "I shit."

  • @ChanologyAgent
    @ChanologyAgent Před 4 lety +128

    This started out pretty innocuously, but then it just went bonkers in the third act. Excellent.

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 Před 6 lety +231

    steamed hams but every phoneme is replaced with its first occurrence

  • @nathankingham1248
    @nathankingham1248 Před 6 lety +508

    Skinner says Utica despite superintendent already saying it. Disliked, reported.

  • @darinzullo
    @darinzullo Před 6 lety +90

    I love how it basically ends up with Skinner talking to himself.

  • @TheCosmicChicken
    @TheCosmicChicken Před rokem +21

    I love the musical over-emphasis of Skinners name at 0:40.

  • @ripwinkle9403
    @ripwinkle9403 Před 6 lety +212

    i'm having a fucking stroke

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 Před 6 lety +54

    The musical 'Skinner' was gold.

  • @kniviritsyn
    @kniviritsyn Před 3 měsíci +15

    2:31 Well Seymour, you are a HOT fellow

  • @fooman530
    @fooman530 Před 6 lety +53

    He asks a question and answers it himself. By far my favorite edit.

  • @Green-cd1np
    @Green-cd1np Před 6 lety +69

    For some reason whenever he said “Seymour” I died laughing

  • @namelesscreature8843
    @namelesscreature8843 Před 2 lety +75

    1:17 It’s official, Skinner has Schizophrenia

  • @connorfalkner8399
    @connorfalkner8399 Před 9 měsíci +17

    2:13 Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening in there?
    Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
    Chalmers: *doesn’t believe him
    Skinner: *tries again
    Chalmers At his time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

  • @cookiecake2108
    @cookiecake2108 Před 6 lety +28

    Seymour: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
    Seymour: Yes

  • @samieb4712
    @samieb4712 Před 6 lety +379

    Honestly tasks like this would be a good way to teach programming

    • @chkone4642
      @chkone4642 Před 6 lety +12

      How’s that?

    • @BitSizedVulpinez
      @BitSizedVulpinez Před 5 lety +15

      How?
      This is more of video editing
      Coding is way different

    • @SuperfieldCrUn
      @SuperfieldCrUn Před 4 lety +63

      @@chkone4642 Reuse of individual components that can be changed from one central location. You'd need to have some specialized video editing program to actually play around with it in a code way, but the concept has merit (change the reference from the first occurrence of "burger" to the second and see how it changes the rest of the video).

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před rokem +1

      @@SuperfieldCrUn except if you change a piece of code the rest can behave quite differently while replacing a video piece just changes the perception

    • @hat-desu
      @hat-desu Před rokem +7

      @@tomlxyz these are both necroposts, but I assume they meant change the reference pointer - so if you treat each chopped up segment as a pointer to a timestamp*, ran an algorithm to change all references to their Nth matched word instance it becomes an interesting problem and the output would be a completely different video
      *Depending on the implementation, some struct or object with "word" and "time" from the original clip would suffice

  • @GanzoHasashi1911
    @GanzoHasashi1911 Před 6 lety +665

    I don’t know why but the singsong skinner burgers at 1:42 killed me

  • @trobii595
    @trobii595 Před 6 lety +14

    1:08 - 1:22 I love how he's talking to himself

  • @sweptruby1562
    @sweptruby1562 Před 6 lety +89

    Skinner: you call hamburgers steamed hams?
    Skinner: yes!
    I think the schizophrenia has finally got to him
    Skinner truly is an odd fellow

  • @treydog1357
    @treydog1357 Před 6 lety +71

    I love how he slowly begins to talk to himself

  • @conciliator6440
    @conciliator6440 Před 6 lety +35

    tfw you have your boss over for dinner but you just smoked a bunch of synthetic weed

  • @youisiaint
    @youisiaint Před 2 lety +9

    The gasp before "delightfully devilish" is great. It's like he somehow forgot his roast was ruined for a few seconds.

  • @nillabean1146
    @nillabean1146 Před rokem +11

    0:43 🎶🎶🎶𝚜𝚎𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛.

  • @jsb9265
    @jsb9265 Před 6 lety +413

    I am fucking dead this is genius man!! Didn't think it would be that funny.

  • @hiropisku1078
    @hiropisku1078 Před 6 lety +18

    Seymour and Superintendent are so close, that they can even anticipate and begin/interrupt/finish each other's sentences.

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Před 3 měsíci

      They want the other to talk the least possible

  • @Pacvalham
    @Pacvalham Před 2 lety +19

    I have been watching probably too many Steamed Hams videos, but despite knowing the script (at least 90%), 1:51 in this video is the first time that I realized Chalmers said "despite" twice.

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin Před 4 měsíci +2

    I love how, just by the nature of the edits you made, this video starts out completely normal and slowly becomes completely insane

  • @AttemptedFiction
    @AttemptedFiction Před 6 lety +21

    years of human achievement have allowed this to be possible

  • @Icesan4096
    @Icesan4096 Před 6 lety +134

    Parappa 1's word system in a nutshell

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn Před 4 lety +26

    1:56 This one, out of all of them, got me. It doesn't even sound like a word at that point. Lmao.

  • @FalconsEye58094
    @FalconsEye58094 Před rokem +20

    0:57 no idea why but this cracked me up so much

  • @imjustadude3468
    @imjustadude3468 Před 6 lety +257

    DAMN my life is sad. You missed the Utica thing, and I somehow noticed.

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      @TopQualityContent  Před 6 lety +15

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    • @imjustadude3468
      @imjustadude3468 Před 6 lety +10

      Yup, sums it up perfectly lmao.
      Seriously... Thats some Grade-A effort on the video, no sarc. How long did it take?

    • @TopQualityContent
      @TopQualityContent  Před 6 lety +5

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    • @imjustadude3468
      @imjustadude3468 Před 6 lety +20

      This is like a new way to communicate. Be careful, though... this could turn into a dumb movie just like with emojis.

    • @TopQualityContent
      @TopQualityContent  Před 6 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/0uUrsOzJiLw/video.html

  • @oscargimblett1990
    @oscargimblett1990 Před 3 lety +9

    The "Seymour." Where you're expecting "Seeeeymourrrrr" kills me every time.

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. Před 3 měsíci +2

    "You call hamburgers steamed hams! Yes." He had to answer his own question

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering Před rokem +4

    "No, patented ♪Skinner♪ burgers!"

  • @OysterWallace
    @OysterWallace Před 6 lety +35

    the sentence mixing is superb; i laughed pretty hard. bravo

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz Před 6 lety +16

    ok, what about this? Steamed Hams, but Superintendent Chalmers isnt prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

  • @loadescape1890
    @loadescape1890 Před 4 měsíci +1

    i think this just proves that this scene has perfect comeding timing in every sense

  • @Stefi-P
    @Stefi-P Před 9 dny +1

    This edit gave my cancer an aneurysm.

  • @wifightit
    @wifightit Před 6 lety +19

    bless you; I laughed so loud, so freely, I became worried my neighbours would think I was terribly depressed and scream-crying or something. you know, again.

  • @pokedigimon9
    @pokedigimon9 Před 6 lety +44

    Good times were had by all. Another fantastic quality shitpost

  • @BillyTheKidder
    @BillyTheKidder Před rokem +1

    This is sonically the most trippy edit imo. A whole ride, with very practical editing and implications.

  • @ewthmatth
    @ewthmatth Před 5 lety +22

    1:25 blatant error. Chalmers says Utica and the a few seconds later Skinner says Utica. You didn't replace it with Chalmers saying Utica again. :P

  • @occultpyromancer
    @occultpyromancer Před 6 lety +25

    AHHHstate new york

  • @tonygunk8157
    @tonygunk8157 Před 6 lety +31

    I don't know why I found this so funny

  • @imembridibuddha
    @imembridibuddha Před rokem +2

    "May I see it?"
    "NOOOOOH"

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire Před rokem +2

    *Agnes Skinner:* They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

  • @mytheye
    @mytheye Před 6 lety +26

    A true masterpiece.

  • @brandonadams7988
    @brandonadams7988 Před 6 lety +6

    This had to take hours of work

  • @PuffishSwish
    @PuffishSwish Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:53 skinner tries to say something while projections from his past interrupt him

  • @thomas.0
    @thomas.0 Před rokem +1

    THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE SITCOM INTRO PART

  • @ZGURemixer
    @ZGURemixer Před 6 lety +3

    "may i see it?"
    *says no in a happy tone*

  • @Zefo_No
    @Zefo_No Před 6 lety +23

    The "ho, ho, ho" was enough, 10.10/10

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON Před 2 měsíci +1

    I like how smooth it is

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl Před 2 měsíci

    I love how Skinner gasps in horror when Chalmers leaves the kitchen.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy Před rokem +9

    You used sentence mixing to re-create the words they were already saying, this is art

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 Před 6 lety +25

    HoH HoH HoH HoH HoH

  • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
    @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:46 "Seymour." Dumbledore asked calmly.

  • @KaijuFanatic-fq7dy
    @KaijuFanatic-fq7dy Před rokem

    This is one of the best one of these I’ve scene

  • @NNinja1255
    @NNinja1255 Před 3 lety +5

    the sentence mixing is godlike

  • @maccarth4910
    @maccarth4910 Před 6 lety +3

    This is why the Internet was made

  • @Totally_Bonkers
    @Totally_Bonkers Před 3 lety +1

    Plot twist: The Superintendent has trouble speaking, so seymour speaks for him. *And mother*

  • @bananawolf2304
    @bananawolf2304 Před 3 měsíci

    This is the best kind of disjointed and it’s making me lose my mind in manic fashion.

  • @SpruceCampbell
    @SpruceCampbell Před rokem +4

    This turned out to be a lot funnier than I expected.

  • @RobinParravel
    @RobinParravel Před rokem +3

    Skinner is a mind reader and he can't help speaking people's words for them sometimes

  • @GreatFernicus
    @GreatFernicus Před 5 měsíci +1

    Seymour’s “ho ho ho ho ho” all being the exact same pitch is incredibly funny and I can’t explain why

  • @trankertrank4751
    @trankertrank4751 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like how skinner says you steam a good ham

  • @AllosaurFan
    @AllosaurFan Před 6 lety +12

    1:04, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SkeleCrafteronYT
    @SkeleCrafteronYT Před 6 lety +78

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 0:26

  • @ILikeWafflz
    @ILikeWafflz Před 3 měsíci

    I like how it sloooowly gets more and more disorganized as more words become available

  • @bransonS
    @bransonS Před rokem +1

    This is how I imagine compression algorithms see the world

  • @revengerabbit2058
    @revengerabbit2058 Před 6 lety +22

    I love this pointless exercise in editing.

  • @Dakarus
    @Dakarus Před 6 lety +17

    getting on that money making steamed hams bandwagon meme

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC Před 6 lety +1

    I love how they end up talking to them selves

  • @tannerdiggs
    @tannerdiggs Před rokem +1

    Leaves from the Vine... Falling so slow