I get that I’m not supposed to like Uncle Wiley because he caused the birth of a demonic age of life and all that, but you gotta respect the style, man. I mean, the jean on jean and the killer songs and riffs? Iconic.
I'm so happy Miss Holoway is getting the love she deserves!!! Also she seems like she is extremely important since she has "The Black Book," and also has "good credit."
I'd like to say, that Watcher World is the Nightmare Time story that scared me the most. Like, all the stories are great, but that one reminded me of reoccuring nightmares that always scare me, it was just too close to home. It's perfect, its my exposure therapy
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I hope that-‘ “DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE PLANET?” “And that concludes the talk, back to work, let’s exit the storage cupboard to the left”
@@starkidpotteryt my opinion on the situation is that it is still jane, just a more twisted jane. for one she lived through a traumatizing experience with no one to comfort her for a whole year. while Tim and Tom had each other, Emma, and Becky. Jane had no one. she couldn't talk to anyone, and was left too her thoughts. and the only thing on her mind was that she wanted her life back. another thing to point out is that Tom and Tim had lives after the crash, broken ones but lives all the same. Tim kept going to school and Tom kept doing what ever he dose. Jane would probably be better if she was able to have some control over her life, but she sat in that shop for a year before being treated as a normal person and not some pile of junk to be fixed up. she couldn't talk, she couldn't move, she didn't have any agency to her situation, she was trapped. also she had lost trust in everyone. i picked up on it when Tom suggested telling other people and she said that they would do science experiments on her. in fact she shows no sines of trust in anyone but Tom. when she finds out tom was dating Becky behind her back, she looses trust in him too. the one person who she had opened up to, lied to her. in the end all she wanted to be was a wife and mother. i only hope the best for Tim, and i hope hat Jane gets the help and companionship she needs now that she is in Becky's body. this is my tiny essay about how jane is misunderstood. thank you.
The disrespect on Andy is unbelievable I don’t think he was actually a pushy asshole He never showed any proof of it, I think Ted was just disappointed that he missed his chance with Jenny. Also, the reason that he tried to kill Ted later was because Ted had already tried to kill him and caused his life to crumble apart. Altogether, I don’t understand putting Andy underneath Paul 23 (who killed both Paul AND Emma) and Android Emma (who tried to kill the real Emma TWICE).
Duke is my favourite Hatchetfield character! There's just something so compelling about a normal guy solving day-to-day problems with kindness, even in a place like Hatchetfield.
And very first place: EMMA PERKINS! You don’t know how happy I am with your top five I love all five of the top five, I’d probably just switch the order
9:54 "i wanna see more melissa", seeing this after watching them do the reading of "Hey, Melissa" i am not so sure if i agree with the original statement anymore, i am SCARRED
I hate to ruin a nice and even Top 80 list, but "Coffee Jerk" and "Man in a Hurry" are the same person. Also, Konk gets his own entry but Homeless Man has to share his with Ted? I'd have accepted those three entities getting three entries or one, but two? That's just weird.
I see Ted and Homeless Man as two different people. Ted only became Homeless Man once he lost his mind and became essentially a different person. Their personalities are completely different.
Wow I totally disagree with you with basically everything lol. Not trying to be rude but I hate when people judge/like a character based on how good of a person she is.
My top 10: 1. Hannah 2. Ted 3. Lex 4. Gary 5. Greenpeace girl 6. (Homeless man would've been here before nightmare time) Emma 7. Ethan 8. Becky 9. Uncle Wiley (I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM- (most just because of joey and made in america)) 10. Paul 10.5. BILL I HAD HIM AS 10 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LIKE PAUL
At first yes. but then of you REALLY think about it like i did, it isn't. I spent 20 minutes trying to tell if it was and here's what I got: In Nightmare Time, Android emma has circuits and wires behind her eyes. In TGWDLM after Paul and Emma fall out of the Helicopter, Emma is bleeding and has bones. She also coughs up blood
Actually Nick said that Emma is Emma in every reality except for forever and always. The only thing that’s the same in every reality is that Ted is the homeless man
Debate Time: did Colonel Schaefer or however you spell it know about how the infected were going to get there? She said Paul was dead, and then IMMEDIATELY he came out, so I don’t know. What do y’all think?
@@daliah8883 it's a very sad ending, and very goodly written. Inevitable ripped my heart apart and despite that, or maybe because of that, it's my favorite song.
I get that I’m not supposed to like Uncle Wiley because he caused the birth of a demonic age of life and all that, but you gotta respect the style, man. I mean, the jean on jean and the killer songs and riffs? Iconic.
well i mean uncle wiley just gives off beetlejuice vibes and lets be honest, on some level, every queer person is attracted to him in some way
the smoke club being #69 is pretty fitting
Nice.
Nice.
Nice 😎
NICE
I'm so happy Miss Holoway is getting the love she deserves!!! Also she seems like she is extremely important since she has "The Black Book," and also has "good credit."
I hope she comes back for Nerdy Prudes
"The only reason Ted is here is that I feel bad for him"- Valid.
me reading this: "who's ted? OH ted... yea"
I'd like to say, that Watcher World is the Nightmare Time story that scared me the most.
Like, all the stories are great, but that one reminded me of reoccuring nightmares that always scare me, it was just too close to home.
It's perfect, its my exposure therapy
✨I'm a Car✨
-Jaime 2020? 21?
Amazing
I really want to see McNamara present a whole PowerPoint on universal truth of love and strength of human heart, glad he's in top 10
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I hope that-‘
“DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE PLANET?”
“And that concludes the talk, back to work, let’s exit the storage cupboard to the left”
This is the respect Emma, Paul, Lex, Hannah, and Ms. Holloway deserve because those are the characters left
Couldn't agree more!
Tinky terrifies me
Wait me too
Same
Yo when Nick was describing him I was so scared ahhh
@@masterizzy3 Me too
Yeah he's horrifying
Ok I'm assuming Greenpeace girl isn't gonna be the first buuut I gotta say she's the best character. Maybe I'm just biased 😂
I'm mad at "Jane" for trying to run her over 😤
@@kiki8792 ikr!
I’ve got a similar beef with the placement of the hatchet field smoke club
Hidgens only got ranked at 8?! WHAT UNIVERSE AM I IN?!
Edit: Ethan's at 6, you're forgiven
🤣🤣🤣
Unpopular opinion but: i LOVE Jacky Frost
You listen to ME Chris Kringle! No one says no to Jakelyn Frost🙄✋
@@stephlastname9101 I’ve👁 got😜 a cold🧊 heart💙 and I👁 don’t❌ like 👍 Christmas 🎄 at all🤪
SAME THOUGH
SAMEEEE
Hehehehehe it's so weird seeing myself on here, I'm on a different account lmao
_Chad_ better be #1
Everyone who has ever read fanfiction know that Chad moved away from Hatchetfield, making Henry want him even more.
If Jane is ranked high I'm gonna be *VERY* angry
i dont think the jane we saw is the real one. jane is supposed to be a sweet and nice person and she was not
@@starkidpotteryt Good point, but being a car can dement your brain aswell. Honestly, after episode 2&3 i don't know what's real
@@kiki8792 everything is real🕸🚘💍⏳
@@starkidpotteryt my opinion on the situation is that it is still jane, just a more twisted jane.
for one she lived through a traumatizing experience with no one to comfort her for a whole year. while Tim and Tom had each other, Emma, and Becky. Jane had no one. she couldn't talk to anyone, and was left too her thoughts. and the only thing on her mind was that she wanted her life back.
another thing to point out is that Tom and Tim had lives after the crash, broken ones but lives all the same. Tim kept going to school and Tom kept doing what ever he dose. Jane would probably be better if she was able to have some control over her life, but she sat in that shop for a year before being treated as a normal person and not some pile of junk to be fixed up. she couldn't talk, she couldn't move, she didn't have any agency to her situation, she was trapped.
also she had lost trust in everyone. i picked up on it when Tom suggested telling other people and she said that they would do science experiments on her. in fact she shows no sines of trust in anyone but Tom. when she finds out tom was dating Becky behind her back, she looses trust in him too. the one person who she had opened up to, lied to her.
in the end all she wanted to be was a wife and mother. i only hope the best for Tim, and i hope hat Jane gets the help and companionship she needs now that she is in Becky's body.
this is my tiny essay about how jane is misunderstood. thank you.
@@fenixdowns869 You're oversimplifying my argument, but that's Essentially what I'm saying yeah
-Smelly balls
i love that ted and the homeless man are the same rank but konk isn't. classic konk
Oh no, how is Wiley that low? He's such a great creepy villain.
The Smoke Club being number 69? Niiiice :)
Ok so I’ve gotta disagree with you on Wiley :/ I like him as a character (sure not as a person but as a character)
Very true!
This ^
Agreed!
Yes wiley was done dirty Joey is such a great villain
Exactly! I hate when people don't like characters because they're bad people! it makes no sense
The disrespect on Andy is unbelievable
I don’t think he was actually a pushy asshole
He never showed any proof of it, I think Ted was just disappointed that he missed his chance with Jenny. Also, the reason that he tried to kill Ted later was because Ted had already tried to kill him and caused his life to crumble apart.
Altogether, I don’t understand putting Andy underneath Paul 23 (who killed both Paul AND Emma) and Android Emma (who tried to kill the real Emma TWICE).
Exactly. Ted is an incel and Andy is a chad.
Bless you for putting Sam so low, we do not stan him in this household and you did the right thing.
Ted is a bootlicker and doesn't deserve Charlotte. Acab
Listen his wife cheats on him with Ted Spankoffski, and I don’t think anyone would pass an opportunity to be with Zoey
its still weird to think that ted is homeless man
2: Hannah Foster
We love that because I love Hannah with my whole heart
Hannah is baby
Great list! I really appreciate how the James, curt and Kim sniggles were all in the order they are in the song it made my brain very happy
Extremely happy to see Duke so high up on the list :,)
Also we stan miss holloway so hard in this household
Duke is my favourite Hatchetfield character! There's just something so compelling about a normal guy solving day-to-day problems with kindness, even in a place like Hatchetfield.
I don't think Frank is worse than characters like Jane and Blinky. I respect most of the rankings though!
Personally would have put Gary and wily higher but overall I agree
Emma 100% deserves that spot
I think Wiley is interesting, but I'm with you on everything else.
I always thought the jerk from Beanies was Man In a Hurry
That’s what everyone thought at first too but it was confirmed he wasn’t later
@@starkidpotteryt that's interesting, thank you for the information
I didn't consider Peanuts as a character. I am a shame to humanity.
Paul started it all so he should be at the top of the list smh
Technically I think most timelines start with Janes death, sooooo
Agreed
i actually never picked 2:05 up until now. thanks!
I was in the chat, they figured it out almost immediately
Miss Holloway is my fave Kim character you're killing me with joy
Interesting list! I don’t agree with a lot, but respect your opinion:)
Poor Tim
Okay but at least the biker tried to help Emma
Kinda hope guy waiting for hot chocolate is high up
Edit: I actually agree with most of the 20 up
I just realized, Wooly Foot is based on Chewbacca from Star Wars. HE RIPS OF HIDGENS ARMS!!! (like Han threatens to have Chewie do in A New Hope).
Lol I would’ve never known that cause I don’t watch Star Wars 😂
Unpopular opinion: Sherman should’ve been way higher on the list
22:38 I guess you could say that you *adore her*
Ugg I'm so excited
woo woo!
yesssss Lex is my fave Black Friday character good for her to be ranked this high.
I wasn't expecting the absolute bop that is Jane's a car song.
Very poggers of you to put Emma and Lex in the top 5 and put Sam at the bottom of the list.
Like, way to call me out
wait........ you forgot Gary Goodstein attorney in law!!!!
He’s in there
@@starkidpotteryt oh, i must have not seen him. sorry.
He's number 20, I believe
The blatant disrespect for Ted
I like him a lot more after Time Bastard
i love that we had two sets of three mariah characters in a row
Kendall is the Nightmare Time queen
Smoke Club being 69 is perfect
So unpopular opinion: Hidgens wouldn’t even be in my top ten
And very first place: EMMA PERKINS!
You don’t know how happy I am with your top five
I love all five of the top five, I’d probably just switch the order
9:54 "i wanna see more melissa", seeing this after watching them do the reading of "Hey, Melissa" i am not so sure if i agree with the original statement anymore, i am SCARRED
i forgot that greg and stu were actual people shown and i thought we were just going off of names HDKDHDK
Love the video :) don't really have much else to say so oh well
I've watched too much Magnus Archives. I thought it said Jane Prentiss instead of Jane Perkins
I still think she’s saying “I was so high the fall would’ve killed me”
justice for man in a hurry he was the best character 😔🤚
I hate to ruin a nice and even Top 80 list, but "Coffee Jerk" and "Man in a Hurry" are the same person.
Also, Konk gets his own entry but Homeless Man has to share his with Ted? I'd have accepted those three entities getting three entries or one, but two? That's just weird.
I see Ted and Homeless Man as two different people. Ted only became Homeless Man once he lost his mind and became essentially a different person. Their personalities are completely different.
@@sk70091 This is true. And Konk is just Ted in disguise. Really not seeing this list's logic for Konk being an individual but the Homeless Man not...
By the way, I’m pretty sure it’s been confirmed that coffee jerk and Man in a Hurry are NOT the same person
It's Jeff in a long coat, they have to be the same character. Costume is a very important part of identifying characters in Hatchetfield.
@@SageMann92 I think I saw it confirmed somewhere that they’re different, but I can’t find where. If I find it, I’ll let you know!
Wow I totally disagree with you with basically everything lol. Not trying to be rude but I hate when people judge/like a character based on how good of a person she is.
"MAH WIFE" The foreshadowing be like-
3. Paul Matthews
Love that
If you didn't at least mouthed "and Chad" you're lying.
you come into my house, you disrespect MY evil jean-jacketed king of sniggles -
GG is relatively high and I love it
i wanted to see more of sherman young and uncle wiley/wilbur cross is creepy af!
Roberts cop being so low is a crime
IM FUCKING SOBBING WITH ANGELA BEING THE WITCH HOW DID I MISS THAT
Well at least Droid23 are near each other.
I personally like Noelle more than Chris Kringle oop-
Man I love Tinky
My top 10:
1. Hannah
2. Ted
3. Lex
4. Gary
5. Greenpeace girl
6. (Homeless man would've been here before nightmare time) Emma
7. Ethan
8. Becky
9. Uncle Wiley (I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM- (most just because of joey and made in america))
10. Paul
10.5. BILL I HAD HIM AS 10 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LIKE PAUL
gArY gOlDsTeIn AtToRnEy AnD lAw
bill being so high makes me so happy
I love Ms. Holloway
miss holloway is one of my fave characters ever i love her especially after nightmare time season 2
I’m very curious to see the top ten
I didn’t know Mariah's cop character was named Doug and now I don’t know what to do with myself
Glad Becky got 12
i love how we had three mariah characters (almost) in a row lmfao
This is a great video! and I don't mean or rude but you forgot bee girl.
7:37
I love your comment 😂
The girl outranked her daddy
linda being SO high ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Is this ranked by how good of a person they are, how good a character they are, or How much you love their characters?
Coffee Jerk is actually Barry Swift cause I think he said he was in a hurry but ordered a really complicated drink anyway.
If you think about it though Emma in tgwdlm is actually Android Emma so...
At first yes. but then of you REALLY think about it like i did, it isn't. I spent 20 minutes trying to tell if it was and here's what I got:
In Nightmare Time, Android emma has circuits and wires behind her eyes. In TGWDLM after Paul and Emma fall out of the Helicopter, Emma is bleeding and has bones. She also coughs up blood
Actually Nick said that Emma is Emma in every reality except for forever and always. The only thing that’s the same in every reality is that Ted is the homeless man
@@starkidpotteryt oh thx I didn’t know that he said that
@@starkidpotteryt OH THANK GOD, Black Friday Emma + Paul are real!
@@starkidpotteryt oh, i didn't know he said that. I spent 20 minutes for nothing 🤪
Oh boy did you see more Melissa
Debate Time: did Colonel Schaefer or however you spell it know about how the infected were going to get there? She said Paul was dead, and then IMMEDIATELY he came out, so I don’t know. What do y’all think?
I think she genuinely thought she was arranging Emma a happy surprise. Turned out horrible, sadly.
@@user-wm1yc2gk2w yeah that makes the most sense. I feel so bad though. The whole ending of tgwdlm makes me feel very sad
@@daliah8883 it's a very sad ending, and very goodly written. Inevitable ripped my heart apart and despite that, or maybe because of that, it's my favorite song.
And Chad 💅✨
By the way: all of my comments were jokes, pretty much. I respect your opinion, just disagree a bit
Bill is too low
Sorry, I don’t make the rules
Putting Webby so low is very disappointing
no i love wilbur cross
I thought you'd put Hidgens at number one. I know I would.
I feel like Deb is higher then she should be
Frank is the 🐐! But that’s just me
WHERE'S DUKE? 😢
He's my absolute favourite Hatchetfield character. Did I just miss him, or is he not on this list?
Sorry I’m 3 months late but he’s here 18:41 !!
Oh, thanks! I'm so glad he's here.
Ok. So don’t hate on me but I wanted to know who was first and I went back from there and then I went to this: 22:22
i object Sam should have been ranked lower.
AND smoke club should have been 420.
And Wooly Foot/Chumbi deserves the world
Excuse me why is konk higher than lucy?
MacNamara should have been first