It's kinda true, though. I mean, if you are planning on cooking a steak outdoors and you have quality steak for it, you just bring a pan or whatever and cook with that instead of using dirty ass rocks. Unless you're homeless and don't even own basic cookware other than a knife to defend yourself, that is.
@@GreyPunkWolf what do you mean it’s kind of true you clearly don’t know…. This is the type of technique of cooking and on top of that his filming in 4K and if you look at the marble on that steak, that’s probably A5 which cost more than $100 😂 what you’re saying is invalid, bro
Bruh my dad has 3 dogs. Two chew their food nicely and enjoy having a little treat. The other one summons a devil on each side of his mouth so he can swallow a bird whole. The thing weighs 8 pounds
Homeless.. bleh. Play it up for once. Pls? Ik the gist is cranky uncle, but let the setting brighten the mood 😁 "adventurous nephew thinks food will taste better if you are homeless" "adventurous nephew was right"
@@bullatognya5480 "most". there are thermophilic bacteria that can be dangerous to you. best way to sterilize that is if you autoclave it. but who tf autoclaves steak. there's also parasites that can survive high temperatures of heat. so have fun eating contaminated steak
Warning ⚠️: you should NEVER use river stones in fire making! River stones can still retain water even at high heat and it can cause the stones to explode.
I don't believe that they would explode. They could _break,_ sure, but worst thing that happens in that situation is you lose your food. Not really a big deal. Also I feel like they fake-found that rock. It's way too perfect to have just been randomly found on the side of a river. That single rock is probably worth 200$.
@@picklesandoxfordcommas Just because they can have something doesn't mean it's good for them. SALT IS BAD FOR DOGS, and that is a fact not an opinion. And did you not notice the two whole garlic heads?
@@99Carnaval they can Def explode. I think it’s because water gets in little cracks in the rock, then you heat it up, it expands into steam, and KABOOM.
Quick tip for everyone, never use river stones around fires, the water in the rock heating up and expanding could cause the rock to explode from pressure
He just seasoned the whole ecosystem
I mean technically…
@@EY_T 🤓
@@venomyt6405 dont do me like that i meant it positive bruh
@@EY_T 🤓
@@EY_T 🤓
"Why my home spicy?"
-Uncle Roger Fish Form
453 likes but no comments let me fix that
@@Kansgameno
why my home spicy haiyaa
Amol
there's pee n the water
"Why my home spicy" got me 💀💀💀
Same😂
Same😂😂😂
the best😂😂
Fr tho😂
LOL
“Why my home spicy” got me dying 🤣💀
Same😂😂
"Why my home spicy?"
- uncle fish
now we neeed that legend with his chest muscles and his spicey deo.
300th like❤
@@Iamroach.official yey ty ❤️💕😁
Actually it's the fish
😊😊
*3 weeks later*
Bear: I dont know, its just the fish been hittin different lately
Bro💀
Underrated
Lmfao yessss
😂🤣😭💀
😂😂😂😂😂😭
“Why my home spicy?” Got me 😂
bro fr said
“Fuck it, I’m gonna go cook in a river.”💀💀
in a wiwerrr
in a wiwerrr
"why my home spicy" I cannot, I'm in literal tears from laughter
Same
Omg it's so funny
😂😂😂😂
💀
Omg meee too! And pee steak. Hilarious hahahaha
“Why my home spicy” got me dying 😅
✨🤣🤣💀
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
🗿
Yeah but then "why you cook steak on rwiver? You know people can pee up in rwiver"🤣
Why am I home spicy got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
wrg, sayx, laux etc any nmw
@@zes3813huh!?!?😂😂😂😂
"hE iS fLIpPiNG ThE StEAk WitH HiS hAndS ThiS gUY iS maChiNE"😂
Wrong video
I was just reminding😅
Gave the dog like 80 bucks of beef right there
Good
Hes a good boy for sure.
Couldn't be me
@@foxmoontp If you can't spare you life savings for a dawg, you ain't got a dawg
@@foxmoontp cheap bastard, your dog would give its life for you without a second thought and you wouldn't even give it one nice meal smh
“Homeless cooking outside weejo” is a wild ass statement 😂💀
It's kinda true, though.
I mean, if you are planning on cooking a steak outdoors and you have quality steak for it, you just bring a pan or whatever and cook with that instead of using dirty ass rocks.
Unless you're homeless and don't even own basic cookware other than a knife to defend yourself, that is.
@@GreyPunkWolf you touch rock, me shaling-shalong bigger.
@@GreyPunkWolf what do you mean it’s kind of true you clearly don’t know…. This is the type of technique of cooking and on top of that his filming in 4K and if you look at the marble on that steak, that’s probably A5 which cost more than $100 😂 what you’re saying is invalid, bro
😂😂😂😂
how
Why my home spice? Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Explains why the ocean has not only a salty taste
“It’s actually not bad”
The greatest compliment Uncle Roger has ever given
yesss 😂
It actually not bad *
Hahaha right
Fuiyoh has left the chat
This so called uncle roger doesn't even know how to cook
“Why my home spicy” got me laughing like an evil clown
For real i never laugh at anyrhing but i saw this while jerking ir and couldnt stop lauguing
@@BlernsterYou were wanking during a Roger video? Odd
It got me laughing like an evil clown too
@Blernster what
It would have been better if you said “like a clown fish”
The fish: Hmm.. my home is so spicy
People who wants to add advanced humour: Just like Ice Spice
"why my home spicy?"
Famous last words
No one is talking about how he gave his dog a whole ass steak, what a lucky good boy
@Gorilla_Warfare not really
@Gorilla_Warfare 😐
@@politefroggyit looks like a eyeround
@Gorilla_Warfare Npc behavior
A- am i n-not supposed to give my dogs a whole stake each time?/j
Don’t ever use river rocks in your campfire. They can have trapped moisture in them that can cause them to explode when heated.
That's what I am thinking
Depends on the rock. Some rocks don't even need the "river" part.
Good PSA
It's not going to fucking explode lolllllllll.
It'll crack at worst. Wtf are you people on. Do you just say things?
Yeah I've seen it explode and all food scattered away leaving nothing behind
"why my home spicy?"
famous last words
WHERE ARE THE 3 WHOLE ASS BLOCKS OF BUTTER
Holy shit that dog straight up swallowed that whole steak.
He probably lasted about another ten minutes, then flopped over in a food coma
@@lysander3262 dog dies extremely happy i dont know of any dog that wouldnt love a steak like that
Bruh my dad has 3 dogs. Two chew their food nicely and enjoy having a little treat. The other one summons a devil on each side of his mouth so he can swallow a bird whole. The thing weighs 8 pounds
@@lysander3262 🤣🤣
The dog is definitely underrated in the video😂
"Huh....Another homeless cooking outside weejio" 💀
@@Snags50 your that one guy who ruins jokes and call it a master piece
@@DEH_EPIKEDITZ and you’re that one guy to misspell you are *snort* get it like I’m funny right 🤓
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@starplayz_rb4940 L
@Canadian Shield Canadians have a dry sense of humor. Must be all that rocky mountain oysters you been eating 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Uncle roger is the real life sanji
But he doesnt simps
Uncle roger "Haiyaaaa"
Me: *"Now you get on my nerves HAIYA!"*
"Why my home spicy?" Got me jumping like a fish💀💀
Edit: Fuiyyoooo 2.5k Likes!
same lmao
I see what you did thefe
I’m dyingggg😂😂😂😂😂
Before the fish said that their eyes will totally burn before
lol 🤣🤣🤣
"Another homeless cooking outside weejio"
Got me dying
😂
That river has more seasoning than jamie Oliver's cooking
-uncle Rogers mind
wtf xD this is the best...and your weejo word ;D
Homeless.. bleh. Play it up for once. Pls? Ik the gist is cranky uncle, but let the setting brighten the mood 😁 "adventurous nephew thinks food will taste better if you are homeless" "adventurous nephew was right"
Found your comment-
Now no one else has to season there fish, he did it for them
Bro roasting him harder than he could roast the steak😭✋
Underrated 😅🤣
Ofcourse
I got you off 666 likes
Definitely
true💀💀
the multitude of species of bacteria coming from rivers:
"you can't see me 👀"
They are gonna be killed by heat.
Well most of them die in this kind of heat
@@bullatognya5480 "most". there are thermophilic bacteria that can be dangerous to you. best way to sterilize that is if you autoclave it. but who tf autoclaves steak. there's also parasites that can survive high temperatures of heat. so have fun eating contaminated steak
@@bullatognya5480 most not all
Spices* of Bacteria
"Why my home spicy"
"Why my home spicy" i cant 😂
I laughed way too much at "why my home spicy??"
Same xd
Same😂😂😂😂
But at the same time taste good??
pain on my chest after laughing too mush
Uncle Roger so cute as a fish ❤
“Why My Home Spicy” Bro forgot how big his home is 💀
Lmao😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed a lot
WAKAKAKAKKAKA
Also the pee part, you could shit in a river and the water would still be ok.
Why my home spicy got me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fish be like '' why my home spicy😂" 💀💀💀
That doggo had a full ass feast right there
It hurt me
That thing waa bigger than his stomach. Poor dog probably threw it up.
@@ZebraLuv fr ain't no way that dog keeping it down, if it even gets past it's throat
The dog got it because it tasted like piss...
They get to eat better than I do
"Eating steak with pee?" Jamie Oliver: "It adds depth and flavor."
Jamie Oliver: "needs chili jam tho"
yayah! 😀@@maidouniu
666 likes?? lemme fix that.
Gordon Ramsay:
Juicy on the outside, infectious in the middle!
@@maidouniuand a lot of olive oil
bros dog just committed cannibalism
Uncle has better roast than all of my 64 cousins.
Bro the "why my home spicy?" punchline is on a another level 🤣🤣
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 you can't even bait people into your profile lol
Wasn’t THAT funny
@@jimmieatscoochiee share CZcams with all ages but sometimes I can't stand what people find funny now
@@jimmieatscoochie its actually pretty funny ngl
Warning ⚠️: you should NEVER use river stones in fire making! River stones can still retain water even at high heat and it can cause the stones to explode.
This is facts. You want your rocks from elevated and dry environments.
Dry them out slow on low heat and be sure its a "hard stone" and you'll b fine
I don't believe that they would explode. They could _break,_ sure, but worst thing that happens in that situation is you lose your food. Not really a big deal.
Also I feel like they fake-found that rock. It's way too perfect to have just been randomly found on the side of a river. That single rock is probably worth 200$.
Settle down
@@MsHojat believing and it actually happen are two diferent things. Based on experience and science I can say that thy do, in fact, explode.
"Why my home spicy?"
The cooking man: Free food for yall
Homeless cooking weejio got me dying😂
Wert
@Unknown_User Oops clicked it
Same😂
Fr lmao from that part
@Unknown_User I did tho
"Why my home spicy?! " had me rolling
Same lol
The fish are just white
@@theOGjuulcat unfunny
@@NasaMilkMan yesfunny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love the way he says it so bluntly and beautifully that he cracks me up every time 😂❤😂❤😂❤
"Why my home spicy" 😂😂😂😂
Fish: "Why my home spicy?"
- *Pepper*
🫚 🐠 🌶️
Josh Hutcherson would come in handy rn💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
“Why my home spicy?”
Got me rolling
Edit: omg I came back after 1 day to 2.4k likes ty
Same 😂
Same
Achievement unlocked.
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. Exaggeration.
@@kinslayer3609 bro I laughed so hard I literally started a hurricane
Same here 😂
"Why my home spicy?"
- Fish 2023-2023
Rip fish
@@nemo5029 rip nemo the fish bc your profile pic and name is a fish
@@K1mb3rry Nemo: They seasoned my home wrong, not enough salt
Fish
Fish
“it actually not bad”
the dog proceeding to choke on that full steak:
@Unknown_User thank you for that reminder I surely wont
Reaching
@@genocyber4842 joking
Exactly
@Unknown_User thanks for the reminder I wont
you got me dying when u said "why my home spicy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*sniff* "why my home spicy?" That had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uncle Roger really can roast people in less than a minute
Edit: Woah I didn't expect this much... thx guyss:)
Frr
Ye
Bro vesheremy and uncle roger should do a rap battle
@@yuriroukoz who uncle Bob?
@@Karliscool I meant uncle roger
As a man who got kicked out of the house we comfirm that we cook steak in the river
@@user-be4zd7nc7d Dont go in your closet 😮
@@mrfunfacts8382 don't check behind u 😮
@@soundwave12142
don’t look up 😮
@@TheSoullessImmortal Don't stand up 😮
@@alicepizzacat3773 Don't flush the toilet tonight 😮 (I am hungry)
He got better roasting skills than most of roasting youtube 😂😂
“Riwer” I love your accent!😂
Rumor has it, he's still chewing that eye of round steak.
I was gonna say the same thing! Eye round is horrible!!
Doubt he even tasted that pee steak 😂
@@aidaallen6373 great for beef jerky. Bad for everything else 😂
I was looking for this comment lol only eye of round is good for is jerky !
Laughing in Oklahoma Chicken Fried
Bro is Gordan ramsay's personal trainer 💀💀
ON GOD. 💀💀
Frr
@@user-be4zd7nc7d sure i wont
“Haiye season the steak properly “ seemed hella serious 😭caught me off guard
"why my home spicy" got mwa dying in the first second of the video 😅😂
The dog is eating better than half of the humans on planet earth💀
Tht dog is gunna choke to death Jesus Christ
That's some rubbery ass steak, my dogs eat better dry food.
what dogs deserve
No freedom.
Not really, garlic is toxic to dogs
Fun fact: Heating a rock that was near a river can cause it to explode because the water inside the rock turns to steam and expands.
😓
😨
Yep!
Science entered the chat
This! Never build a fire with rocks from a riverbed or pond!
"why my home spicy" got me😂
“Why my home spicy?”
-fish uncle roger
uncle fish
“Why my home spicy” got me dead on the floor 💀
bro if that killed you wait until you hear an actually funny joke
I swear to god!!! lmfaooo
@@junoboi1957what are you trying to say?
Rest in peace dude😔🫡
That shit was mad unfunny idk how you found that funny
"y mah home spicyy" got me ofc💀
The "Haiyaah" never gets old
"Why my home spicy" 💀
"Why my home spicy?"😂😂😂
Cute doggggggggg
For real though why my home spicy😂
Lol
The dog is cute but why my home spicy?
Loll
1000th like ^^
Proceeds to feed it to the dog like a Homeless king👑
That’s all it’s good for after it’s been as contaminated as it has been.
@@SH-ig7wtyou wouldn’t have said anything if roger didn’t 😂
Hope there were no spices on it!
@@matcauthon876 dogs can have salt, pepper, and rosemary. i'm sure he didn't give the dog any garlic though. it's basic dog owner knowledge.
@@picklesandoxfordcommas Just because they can have something doesn't mean it's good for them. SALT IS BAD FOR DOGS, and that is a fact not an opinion. And did you not notice the two whole garlic heads?
"Why's my home spicy?" 😂
"*sniff* why my home spicy"
Got me laughing died
"why my home spicy" got me laughing like a pig
😂
Had me rolling 🤣 😂
Bruh SAME
wait..what do laughing pigs sound like?
@Shiro San laughing like a pig. Like snorting when they laugh. I get what you are saying, but my real question is, do pigs laugh?
Uncle Roger needs his own Cooking show !! Also the "Why my home spicy?" Made me laugh
Edit 1:woah thank you guys for the Likes!
That made me laugh so bad. It instantly reminded me of all those dumb "why is it spicy" memes.
Yes
@@_Cohuna LMAOO I just thought of that
*sniff* *sniff* "WhY mY hOmE spIc¥"
same😂
“hAiYa…” gets me every time 😂
"How Do You Want Your Steak Sir?" "H E A R T A T T A C C"
“Don’t throw the pepper in the river, later the fish swimming around thinking:”
“*sniff* why my home spicy” that got me dying 😂 💀
Same 😂👍
Worst joke + Counter Ratio bozo L.🤓🤡
@@RonaldoHater777 blud done woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning☠☠
@@fizzysoda.. Who asked you ratio bozo L + cringe fatherless counter cringe bozo L🤡😐🤓
No riwer
ProTip: Don't heat up river rocks, its dangerous.
Kaboom
@@grunhilde6778 wait, really? It'll go kaboom?
@@99Carnaval yes, they can crack and explode
Most often just crack but I've seen a few kaboom
@@99Carnaval they can Def explode. I think it’s because water gets in little cracks in the rock, then you heat it up, it expands into steam, and KABOOM.
"Later the fish swimming around thinking why my home spicy" 😂😂😂
That is the fastest haiya i've ever heard😂
No one will know why this comment has 12K likes….. 💀💀💀
God dammit that’s hilarious
"Bro it's too spicy I need water-" - a feesh
He wants his home full of msg
Well maybe he wants to get the fish spicy? That way when caught, they are already seasoned. Eh? EH???
@@goldenlink40 🤣🤣
*the dog has been waiting for that moment it's entire life*
69 likes
The dog then proceeds to get pancreatitis
Yrs
Looking for a comment saying *him: our food is eating food!*
After he realized how bad he overcooked the steak he gave it to the dog.
“Homeless cooking outside weejyo”
😂😂😂
*Sniff sniff* why my home spicy?
Got me dead😂❤
“Just eating steak with pee” 💀💀
491 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Haiyaaaaa
That's salt bae's secret recipe
Quick tip for everyone, never use river stones around fires, the water in the rock heating up and expanding could cause the rock to explode from pressure
The rock becomes the bomb
@user and then we die of food poisoning
From bad Fried egg rise
Rice
Bruh
@@RyanPlayzCc then people come across the dead body’s
"*sniff sniff* why my home smell Spicy it smells like pepper-????" bruhhhhh that got me rolling on the ground 💀
I love when uncle roger say 'why my home spicy'
Shenron ain't gettin no rest as they keep summoning him 💀
“People can pee upriver …”
Spoken like someone who really understands 😂.
🤓
😂
Are the only one who's done Has Peed in the river.
@@iheru 😐
@@iheru bro you look like one bc obviously you can’t pee up stream
Just as a PSA, having rocks from rivers near a fire can make them explode due to water inside them expanding from the heat of the fire
New party trick unlocked
Big boom
@@sw33tcakes273 yeah don’t do that at a party… that’s how u get shards of rock embedded in ur body
Hopefully he sourced the slab and supporting rocks from higher ground
@@DaFlameGamers free piercings
Fish: Why is it spicy?!?!
Fish: "Why is it spicy"
"u know people pee in the river so when you cook in the river you just eating steak with pee haiyaaa" uncle Roger left me traumatized forever
I saw my brother peed in the mud water, it's was disgusting😂
where do you think fishes and other aquatic animals pee/shit ?
@@laughingvampire7555 it's not same
@@PRIVILEGE_YELLOW 😂😂😂😂😂
When you get it in your mouth 😋
As a fish who lives in that river, I can confirm my home is now spicy.
🍣
I will cook you now
@@Aydenschannel6415yes.
@@Aydenschannel6415 NO PLEASE 👹
@@Aydenschannel6415don't cook my brother he's special :(
"why my home spicy"got me thrown out of the window💀
Now that river is more seasoned then Jamie Oliver food
Edit: if a person made a instant ramen that person is ×1,000,000 times better then Jamie Oliver
it is a reweeeE that people peewwE upstreap
😂
No u have it wrong. Olive Oil 😁
@@yiannimil1still better tho
@@TBIJourneyunderstanding what you typed is as complicated as rocked science