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  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 Před měsícem +6064

    telling two tech bros “thats all going away” killed me

    • @HarrisonSolie
      @HarrisonSolie Před měsícem +95

      i knew it was coming and it still got me

    • @byoungjeezy
      @byoungjeezy Před měsícem +114

      More tech bros news to be told this

    • @shopifypro
      @shopifypro Před měsícem +5

      I had a goooood laugh 😆😆

    • @whimgrinder
      @whimgrinder Před měsícem +11

      bloody genius... double corey kudos

    • @maklovin5253
      @maklovin5253 Před měsícem +5

      thanks for the timestamp, jack*ss.

  • @omutrog8738
    @omutrog8738 Před měsícem +2241

    "I'm outside of space and time" is now what I will say whenever someone asks me what I do for work.

    • @Smokkedandslammed
      @Smokkedandslammed Před měsícem +12

      "Its NBD really. Very freeing. 😏"

    • @ElHombreGato
      @ElHombreGato Před měsícem +22

      This is literally what I say when my daughter asks me how old I am

    • @GreyMatterPlatter
      @GreyMatterPlatter Před měsícem +9

      It's definitely easier than saying "I'm a junior car wash associate"

    • @TDMFAN
      @TDMFAN Před měsícem +8

      This combined with 'I don't use currency'

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Před měsícem +5

      @@GreyMatterPlatter Save. Eat only Ramen for years. Buy the car wash. Sell menthol cigarettes at the counter in bulk. Live the dream, baby.

  • @ConnorSimpleton
    @ConnorSimpleton Před měsícem +2047

    "we're in tech" ..... "oh, that's all going away" is one of the top 10 all time Conner O'Malley lines

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před měsícem +59

      i would give up every computer on earth just to bring the mob back

    • @AnthonyVCL
      @AnthonyVCL Před měsícem +23

      @@chickenmanmackenzie3525 the IRISH mob

    • @liltopherrr
      @liltopherrr Před měsícem +15

      Currency, everything

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 Před měsícem +10

      @@liltopherrrI used to be 2 Corey’s now I’m 1

    • @crazyjbub
      @crazyjbub Před měsícem +3

      maybe top 10 corey lines but not top 10 conner lines

  • @ShutterSnapped
    @ShutterSnapped Před měsícem +783

    I intentionally contract a high-grade fever just so I can enjoy Conner O'Malley videos with that extra oomph.

  • @dantraficonte8752
    @dantraficonte8752 Před měsícem +866

    “I used to be two Coreys now I’m one”
    “Oh”

  • @tindahouse9051
    @tindahouse9051 Před měsícem +2196

    "No kings, no presidents, no senators... just Corey" chills

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 Před měsícem +32

      pretty sure that was the plot to Bioshock

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Před měsícem +24

      I've never heard of this guy and this just showed up in my recommendations. I'm freaking out right now lol

    • @alexanderespinoza
      @alexanderespinoza Před měsícem

      hahahaha

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot Před měsícem +6

      @@Crapstamper he was in a couple of episodes of I think you should leave with Tim Robinson. His stand ups are meh if you ask me but when he goes on the street like here he's pretty great, this whole thing is amazing.

    • @propakindustries22
      @propakindustries22 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@Crapstampertry having your name be Corey and this happening. What fever dream am I in?

  • @Dirt-McGerk
    @Dirt-McGerk Před měsícem +587

    As always in awe of the absolute oak trunks that are Conner's legs, that boy is built like an African cape buffalo

  • @Coreybrowning
    @Coreybrowning Před měsícem +950

    I like that youtube pushed this to the top of my recommendations despite me having never watched this channel

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Před měsícem +168

      I see you've changed your name to Corey, excellent, prepare to be absorbed.

    • @tjmaxxstan1516
      @tjmaxxstan1516 Před měsícem +60

      welcome corey

    • @mobilisq
      @mobilisq Před měsícem +22

      time to go on a deep dive, you'll love what you find

    • @shaye-uv6tw
      @shaye-uv6tw Před měsícem +10

      change your name to corey

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 Před měsícem

      @@tjmaxxstan1516movie

  • @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM
    @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM Před měsícem +345

    damn Conner O'Malley is actually kind of a cutting edge avant garde artist comedian

    • @ralphiemcdingus2075
      @ralphiemcdingus2075 Před měsícem +36

      My brother in christ, you're only realizing that now?

    • @jamesstaples2342
      @jamesstaples2342 Před 21 dnem +2

      Who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 Před 18 dny +3

      Since the first upload

    • @svtman93
      @svtman93 Před 11 dny

      Met him last year at a comedy show, he was super cool

    • @HazmatKat
      @HazmatKat Před 8 dny +1

      watch his vine compilation screaming chaotic nonsense at rich new yorkers

  • @harrisonrandolph4669
    @harrisonrandolph4669 Před měsícem +296

    Man I’ve been a Conner fan for years, even posted his top gun bit on my IG yesterday.
    Dude … as a man with a family, this is (to me), about addiction. This made me viscerally react. To return to my loving wife after what I thought would be The Answer. She loves me and my kids think I’m the sun, moon, and stars. I’m thankful I didn’t let it get far enough to lose them. To lose my wife’s love and my son’s admiration. Last night he refused to fall asleep until I came and sang him a song, then he went to sleep. Everyone has an insane alternate view of what they *think* life would be if they didn’t “settle down” and all roads lead to the people you love and who love you. Beautiful short.

    • @blank1778
      @blank1778 Před měsícem +7

      Then she cheats 😂

    • @Case9300
      @Case9300 Před měsícem +10

      Great comment

    • @Alexander-Hatala
      @Alexander-Hatala Před měsícem +21

      Came here to find a comment like this. This video hits home, hard, especially while my wife and I are going through rough times and my daughter is being passed 50/50 split. Ugh

    • @idlx420
      @idlx420 Před 18 dny

      It's hard to know whether its right to withhold the information of your actions from a loed one, but I belvie the mroalityu of this hangs in your heart. Being willing to fully turn away from a past action(s) is what makes the man whole again. If you can fully turn away and dedicate your life to your wife and family with true love, then sparring even your wife the painful burden of knowledge is the most intelligent and compassionate choice. I assume you follow similar philosophies.

    • @LabelRider_113
      @LabelRider_113 Před 17 dny +5

      I reallllly struggled with the transition to fatherhood. Felt like I went from being a wild stallion to one of those giant cats caged at the zoo just pacing around. This video hit super deep

  • @timothydog76
    @timothydog76 Před měsícem +3359

    David Lynch said he basically learned everything he knows from Conner O'Malley.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Před měsícem +54

      His name is Corey O’Malley

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Před měsícem +7

      🌽🥎🤡 tryhard jokes

    • @garrettwomersley6101
      @garrettwomersley6101 Před měsícem +43

      @@jnnxdo you even know who David lynch is

    • @Novice127__
      @Novice127__ Před měsícem

      Coreys predecessor ​@@garrettwomersley6101

    • @mackenzie9865
      @mackenzie9865 Před měsícem

      😂

  • @dogshake
    @dogshake Před měsícem +935

    I love how his first reaction to seeing what is essentially a clone of himself, was “YOURE FUCKING COPYING ME!”

    • @spongegar
      @spongegar Před měsícem +36

      They live completely different lives too they just look similar

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Před 20 dny +2

      he does immediatly see through the screen and make fun of him for having to go to walmart with his wife

    • @Impossibility13
      @Impossibility13 Před 20 dny

      @@kobold7466 Target, come on

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Před 19 dny

      @@Impossibility13 my bad, G

  • @Skippy4500
    @Skippy4500 Před měsícem +1102

    Conner is the only true artist working in the post internet era. He's like if David Lynch grew up playing Halo 2 and watching videos on ebaumsworld.

  • @BingusLover93
    @BingusLover93 Před měsícem +98

    I piss myself laughing everytime it cuts to him driving around like a Batman villain.

  • @scorpionjacket3129
    @scorpionjacket3129 Před měsícem +230

    Telling the camera guy to “hurry” while already filming was exceptional

  • @daphnelol
    @daphnelol Před měsícem +419

    Hard to believe this was under 12 minutes long.. felt like I just watched a full length cinematic masterpiece

    • @awldune
      @awldune Před měsícem +21

      All of his content is like 3-4x as long as the timestamp says

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Před měsícem

      @@awldune Don't believe the run-times. I start the built-in stopwatch on my digital wristwatch every single time I see this time-bending piece of work upload. Typically when I check my watch as the video is coming to a close, and I cross reference that with the time-code in the video, my watch displays nearly triple the time elapsed. Either Google is in on this time-theft ponzi scheme, or Connor O'Malley himself is manipulating the space-time continuum as we know it. I say know because I know of it, but do not have even the slightest understanding of how it works or why it's called that. I know it sounds cool. That's all that really matters. Anyways dude, spread the word, far and wide. This ends today. Well, maybe not today but, the start of the end, and hopefully soon because if I can be real with you for a second I do not have the funds to keep being so indulgent with my watch battery. This baby is rated at 10+ years and I intend to squeeze every last second out of that bad battery. Who knows where we'll all be then, but I have no doubt that all this stop-start-resetting with every upload is wearing thin the alkaline in my battery prematurely, and if I can't afford another one now, I couldn't even imagine what I'll be like in 10 years time. Please, help me take this monster down, if you know what's good for your watch battery. If not for me, if not for yourself, then, for everyone out there who has a battery in their wristwatch just like mine.

    • @Producer_Jacob
      @Producer_Jacob Před měsícem +2

      If this was released in theaters I'd buy a ticket even if it was just 12 minutes long. In fact, it would cool if the theater just replayed this over and over to reach the typical 1.5 hour long screening time. Better than Moana

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Před měsícem

      @@Producer_Jacob Better yet, play it at 0.25 speed.

    • @bralph82
      @bralph82 Před měsícem +2

      @@ihazcheeseCorey sped up

  • @impatrickt
    @impatrickt Před měsícem +801

    dude just casually dropped the best body horror film of the year for free on youtube

    • @rollergirl808
      @rollergirl808 Před měsícem +8

      Right! David Cronenberg who?

    • @mbirksted4994
      @mbirksted4994 Před měsícem +28

      @@rollergirl808Corey Coreyenberg

    • @thirdcoast6513
      @thirdcoast6513 Před měsícem +2

      Oh its tomasso the homie!

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx Před měsícem +17

      Demonitized. Dude is living hardcore mode
      The God we don't deserve

    • @QueLub
      @QueLub Před měsícem +4

      Just put Nick Cage in Longlegs to shame

  • @rachelg2421
    @rachelg2421 Před měsícem +372

    "You okay?"
    "Yeah... I'm just... really fucking hungry"

  • @JangaLangaBanga
    @JangaLangaBanga Před měsícem +188

    We're haunted by fantasies of who we wish we had become. But when we confront or allow ourselves to embody those fantasies, we find that it's what we had that we truly want. And so we go back to those things, if we're lucky, with a renewed sense of gratefulness and relief. But maybe this clarity will waver in the future as our insecurities and regrets catch back up with us. Epic.

    • @goddess2222
      @goddess2222 Před měsícem +2

      Have you seen dark matter

    • @RobertKing00
      @RobertKing00 Před měsícem +18

      Either that or were just really fuckin hungry

  • @RedMedicine86
    @RedMedicine86 Před měsícem +260

    Whoever needs to hear this-- I know the world is especially difficult and scary as of late, but your body IS bread.

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster Před měsícem +11

      Thank you. Brb eating myself

    • @JMill-bs6xt
      @JMill-bs6xt Před měsícem +13

      Just covered myself in butter… starting to feel a bit better

    • @GTICHATTER
      @GTICHATTER Před měsícem +1

      The yeast, its me

    • @legtit132
      @legtit132 Před měsícem

      I know and your chocolate
      🍫
      Thanks for the reminder

    • @dreamyprizemusic
      @dreamyprizemusic Před měsícem +1

      This checks out: when I went gluten free, I felt soulless

  • @beanbo1611
    @beanbo1611 Před měsícem +1172

    Dostoyevsky been real quiet since this dropped

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 Před měsícem +31

      Shoplifting and Punishment. Or was it Apple Notes from the Target?

    • @kangaroo1814
      @kangaroo1814 Před měsícem +12

      this droped 56 minutes ago

    • @gregs6403
      @gregs6403 Před měsícem

      LMFAO

    • @ckaledin
      @ckaledin Před měsícem +28

      @@kangaroo1814and not a peep from Fyodor Mikhailovich, exactly

    • @mjrleaguesweetie
      @mjrleaguesweetie Před měsícem +5

      You can’t just make up words on the internet like that

  • @mrchicanokid
    @mrchicanokid Před měsícem +525

    This was all a ruse so Connor could wear a bigger chin again like in his Jay Leno sketch

    • @JamesLibrary
      @JamesLibrary Před měsícem +8

      The chin kills!

    • @brendonjones5774
      @brendonjones5774 Před měsícem +2

      this was like a full episode of joe perra if everyone took a heroic dose of LSD

    • @ElCrab
      @ElCrab Před měsícem +1

      When he worked at Stable of Stars? At that low price point, Leno *can* hit.

    • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
      @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Před měsícem

      Talkin to kierkegaard about sputnik

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 Před měsícem +360

    “I used to be two Corey’s, now I’m one” that’s hard

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard Před 27 dny +1

      That's not how plurals work.

    • @arclite95
      @arclite95 Před 27 dny

      @@BodywiseMustard you’re right it would be coreys’

  • @josephdipiero7976
    @josephdipiero7976 Před měsícem +67

    Congratulations to everyone involved in producing this. The transformation sequence is as good as anything I’ve seen in recent memory. The music, lighting, editing, writing, acting, and makeup are perfection. Bravo.

  • @EITFM
    @EITFM Před měsícem +38

    “I exist outside of space & time” with that nonchalant, humble brag delivery. 😂 I’m stealing that one.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před 29 dny +2

      "I am beyond time and currency" is pretty solid

  • @JHanrahan
    @JHanrahan Před měsícem +1082

    Wish Conor had a whole sketch show I’d pay good money to watch that.

    • @alexandercowlishaw
      @alexandercowlishaw Před měsícem +20

      Big up Popular Front!

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Před měsícem +4

      same here

    • @chinaser121
      @chinaser121 Před měsícem +4

      how are you so.... online.... and still manage to do everything else

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Před měsícem +4

      @@chinaser121 hes a modern Renaissance man

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Před měsícem +2

      His wife is on the best sketch show of all time. No matter how good he does, hes 50 seasons behind

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood Před měsícem +2256

    I'm glad they finally made I Saw The TV Glow for us straight white men.

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy Před měsícem +261

    Bro is in his own lane artistically and comedically lol

    • @samcatsam
      @samcatsam Před měsícem +12

      he's Crucial. best timeline.

  • @rodlong1802
    @rodlong1802 Před měsícem +30

    "What'd you do?"
    "I'm outside space and time"

  • @mackens29
    @mackens29 Před měsícem +48

    The Duality of Man has never been more appropriately captured.

    • @dustincassidy
      @dustincassidy Před měsícem +4

      Glad to see a comment that recognizes what this was about.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před 29 dny

      FOR REAL DUDE this hit home

  • @LightXiegfried
    @LightXiegfried Před měsícem +129

    Conner taking a hard turn into Lynchian short film director was not what I expected when I first got into his comedy, but I'm here for it

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Před měsícem +4

      He didn't direct

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Před měsícem +10

      I love that the videos are getting more cinematic and involved, but he still has the dumb "asking people questions in public bits" lol. Never forget your roots #minionsquad

  • @EastWindCommunity1973
    @EastWindCommunity1973 Před měsícem +204

    Fun fact: This was Connor's PhD thesis on "early 2020s mid thirties white American male interactions with social media" and he successively defended it! Congrats, Doc!!! ❤️💋

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak Před měsícem +41

      This comment is probably a joke, but honestly I'd believe it

    • @WacArnold
      @WacArnold Před měsícem +13

      As a mid thirties white American male named Corey, I approve of this video.

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Před měsícem +1

      @@WacArnold Were you already named Corey or did you change your name so you'd get breeding-aged females allotted to you?

  • @ummin3872
    @ummin3872 Před měsícem +510

    i hate when my clone sends me subliminals about how they've stolen my promised life

    • @bigalcocer
      @bigalcocer Před měsícem +28

      I'm very glad he chose to be a dad. being a dad is so much better than being a chad.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Před měsícem +12

      dont worry about it, pretty soon (a few months) you will be driving your car to work and your sleeper agent code will play over the radio and you wont remember anything anyway.

  • @jontyhugh1080
    @jontyhugh1080 Před měsícem +9

    7:20 onwards is how I imagine Jerma's Mr.Greenz character behaving in las vegas

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint Před 29 dny +7

    The ONE Corey looked like a character from Dick Tracy. Spectacular short film!

  • @eriks_trip
    @eriks_trip Před měsícem +195

    I like to start my week off with a small panic attack and some creeping dread, thank you Conner!

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen Před měsícem +212

    Every time I see Conner running with white socks and loafers it cracks me up

  • @TheTropicalCoke
    @TheTropicalCoke Před měsícem +311

    New connor o malley is just what I needed this Monday morning

  • @Liketheeanimal
    @Liketheeanimal Před měsícem +12

    Gaspar Noe and Cronenberg had a comedic baby and we were all blessed with Conner O'Malley

  • @steel.oneill
    @steel.oneill Před měsícem +19

    In all seriousness, this is a masterpiece of filmmaking and storytelling; it easily stands alongside the very best short films out there

  • @chrisbaker7583
    @chrisbaker7583 Před měsícem +221

    A24 has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @asweet2
    @asweet2 Před měsícem +295

    If Aphex Twin was a comedian, he'd be Conner O'Malley

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 Před měsícem +2

      The techno guys? Ew.

    • @user-pq2mu5xc2x
      @user-pq2mu5xc2x Před měsícem +65

      @@RickR69 what is it with ricks

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN Před měsícem +2

      William Montgomery

    • @jackcleary500
      @jackcleary500 Před měsícem

      ​@@user-pq2mu5xc2xI am aware of a slick one...

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere Před měsícem +5

      Is this his Windowlicker?

  • @EverythingandMore
    @EverythingandMore Před měsícem +81

    Absolutely incredible.
    “What do you do?”
    “I’m outside of space and time.”

  • @joerogan3079
    @joerogan3079 Před měsícem +9

    *THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF 2000'S*
    *IM NOT JOKING*

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 Před měsícem +8

    This is beautiful. The more I watch it. The more it becomes like an art piece rather than a comedic masterpiece. It’s like that other side of you that only wants to party and be a cool badass that works for the Irish mafia and sure that life is cool looking and hella fun but in the end Corey reverts back to his old life after merging with Party Corey because he realizes that once he is party Corey that things aren’t as great as they look or seem on video and that reality is more dark and depressing than we want to admit so he finds his way out of Party Corey and back in the bed of his wife because he knows how lucky he is to not be party Corey anymore and runs home to his wife that he loves and realizes party Corey may seem cool and you may think you want to be Party Corey but you don’t. You find out you’re happy being just regular Corey.
    Also vice versa with party Corey merging into regular Corey. The reason he did that is because he knows he’s nothing without regular Corey and needs him more than Corey needs party Corey.

    • @wolfcatwithagun
      @wolfcatwithagun Před měsícem +1

      Despite, or because of, the wall of text, inshallah 🙏🫡🇺🇲

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Před měsícem +515

    When will a producer let him make a full length? Give him a CGI budget. Fuck. This is what we need to unite the country!

  • @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448
    @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 Před měsícem +76

    i can fully relate to corey at target. but when you fuck up and almost lose your family you realize how precious they are. been there man

    • @fakeNoahBritton
      @fakeNoahBritton Před měsícem +15

      This video really summarizes every Man's dilemma

  • @colinmcauliffe5282
    @colinmcauliffe5282 Před měsícem +48

    Never before has a film made me question my own existence and path in the world like this one. A true masterpiece. Praise target

  • @fromage5536
    @fromage5536 Před měsícem +10

    Someone give this man more funding!!!!!!!!! I need a full length movie by Connor O'Malley, truly one of the most talented comedians of our time.

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 Před měsícem +13

    No kings. No senators. Just Corey 😂

  • @Mowthelawn3
    @Mowthelawn3 Před měsícem +214

    "we're in tech"
    "that's all going away"

  • @custommadename
    @custommadename Před měsícem +94

    It used to be that every Conner O'Malley video I watched was my new favorite, but I highly doubt it'll be possible for a while to top this. I can't get over how incredible this is.

  • @nickytoothless
    @nickytoothless Před měsícem +42

    Being a dad, this shit connects with me on a level beyond time ❤

  • @JamesMiller69
    @JamesMiller69 Před 7 dny +3

    I would kill for a feature length in this style, blends so many different genres together seamlessly, 2024 is the year of O'Malley

  • @sneedler8661
    @sneedler8661 Před 26 dny +2

    As somepne who's decided to settle down and found someone, this was s piece of art to me, there's nothing more fulfilling in this world then waking up next to someone you can truly say you love.

  • @ItsB3enLikeThis
    @ItsB3enLikeThis Před měsícem +45

    Connors videos are always the perfect mixture of existential dread and satire. He needs a sketch show.

  • @bigbugjpeg
    @bigbugjpeg Před měsícem +152

    "I'll never have a family" he says smugly, undeniably proud is so fucking hilarious 😭

  • @BringOutThePunx
    @BringOutThePunx Před měsícem +61

    I like how Corey looks like Dorian after he puts The Mask on. Obviously a call back to Connor’s Mask movie.

    • @shadowonthewound
      @shadowonthewound Před měsícem +8

      Even the voice! "WHATTA RUSH".

    • @aarronconleche8468
      @aarronconleche8468 Před měsícem +2

      I thought I recognized the look!! Couldn't put my finger on it, thanks!

    • @BringOutThePunx
      @BringOutThePunx Před měsícem +1

      @@aarronconleche8468 I felt like I might be grasping at straws when I said it. But it looks like people agree.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před 29 dny

      grasping? hardly, that's immediately what I thought of. It's right there

  • @babasovka
    @babasovka Před 15 dny +1

    I just watched this again...whilst I laughed my ass off the first time, the second time it struck me as being rather sweet. It's a good representation of our dissassociative, impatient times....I feel that in the last two weeks the landscape has become an hallucinatory representation of, like, Terry Southern's last comic dystopia brain waves while he was dying in 1995 or something. And I'm bloody here for it. "That's all going away." is the perfect comeback to everything.

  • @TheRealBossMoss
    @TheRealBossMoss Před měsícem +7

    Ngl shooting a short film inside a Target is a big flex 😅 well done if you did this without paying location fees

  • @coreylizette
    @coreylizette Před měsícem +54

    No kings, no presidents, no senators, just Corey. We are the unified C O R E Y.

  • @pizzamigoo2911
    @pizzamigoo2911 Před měsícem +56

    Jean Hollywood is the last person i expected to see here. I love it.

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Před měsícem +19

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that, or if I'm the only degen

    • @bertyamgeebler1865
      @bertyamgeebler1865 Před měsícem +2

      🤣

    • @dumbcatposter
      @dumbcatposter Před měsícem +8

      He's exactly the person who would be in Ultimate Corey's hotel room and I hate it

    • @aperez5360
      @aperez5360 Před měsícem +11

      "Oh wow, Jean Hollywood!..uh....I mean...who's that?

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Před měsícem +3

      @aperez5360 woah, I have to tell someone what I saw here! Wait no... tell no one.

  • @5H3LBY
    @5H3LBY Před měsícem +24

    As a Corey, I find this both troubling and yet intoxicating. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop. It's all consuming, it's disgusting, it's beautiful. It's frightening and it's inspiring.

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Před měsícem +7

      *Triangulation engaged* preparing to absorb Corey #5

    • @5H3LBY
      @5H3LBY Před měsícem +3

      @@dyerseve3001 oh shit

    • @inputreflector
      @inputreflector Před měsícem

      @@5H3LBYthe body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good

  • @semicarbazone1
    @semicarbazone1 Před měsícem +4

    This is art. I found myself feeling reminded of works by Paul Thomas Anderson, Aronofsky, Cronenberg.... but it still has an original feel to it, what an amazing short film.

  • @Nelso5000
    @Nelso5000 Před měsícem +14

    7:52 no way Corey predicted the Crowdstrike outage

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 Před měsícem +81

    Men lead lives of quiet desperation. Even if the "boring husband" could integrate his alternate lifestyle "party boy" id, the person he's already become would reject it, and rightfully so. Dreadful and terrifying aesthetics as always but really a fundamentally hopeful message of resolving those mid-life crises

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před 29 dny

      you gotta watch out for yourself BEFORE you wind up in the suburbs. slippery slopes are often undetectable

  • @nedsanders3246
    @nedsanders3246 Před měsícem +296

    I'm so grateful that they made a good version of Sam Hyde.

    • @codypower3994
      @codypower3994 Před měsícem +38

      Most underrated comment of all time

    • @jo8422
      @jo8422 Před měsícem +95

      I've always thought Connor O'Malley is what sam hyde thinks he is

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Před měsícem

      @@jo8422wtvr makes you feel better ig??? Weirdo 😂😂😂

    • @LKYN9999
      @LKYN9999 Před měsícem

      Only Connor would get pornstars as actors

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls Před měsícem +21

      Sam Hyde’s goofy side without the “razor sharp” political edge

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 Před měsícem +42

    6:12 was like the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
    Conner, for real, you are one of the best comedians out there with such an eye for extreme absurdism. Keep going with these insane concepts

  • @EricJae.
    @EricJae. Před měsícem +20

    I’ve counted *237* movie references

    • @teimurtash
      @teimurtash Před měsícem +2

      Did you count License to Drive (1988) starring the two Coreys.

    • @gentlesoft6627
      @gentlesoft6627 Před měsícem

      room 237 km to the moon

    • @evanseyfried
      @evanseyfried Před 22 dny

      Plus the end credits song is the Katy Perry song from earlier 😆

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic Před měsícem +5

    I don't know if I get it ALL the way, but this is a really fascinating indictment of influencer culture turning us all into raging narcissists

  • @ThePermanentMoose
    @ThePermanentMoose Před měsícem +41

    I'm really proud to have recognized the fusion sequence as Alan Resnick's work before seeing it confirmed in the credits

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak Před měsícem +4

      HAHAHA I'M TOTALLY UNSURPRISED AS WELL

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Před měsícem +9

      Sucks that its AI

    • @connoryballantyne
      @connoryballantyne Před měsícem +22

      @@CeeLoGreen666 "its AI" is one of the grossest misrepresentations of what that sequence was. tools used properly and creatively in perfect harmony with the emotional arc of the film.

    • @petermurphy9860
      @petermurphy9860 Před měsícem +11

      ​@@CeeLoGreen666 Don't worry dude, that's all going away

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Před měsícem +3

      @@connoryballantyne the emotional aspect is immediately nullified by the use of AI. I don't care about Resnicks history of using new tech, there's no justified use of AI scraping art.

  • @InversedReflection
    @InversedReflection Před měsícem +66

    Love that ultimate Corey is basically Mr Green, he's even in Vegas!

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed Před měsícem +9

      LMFAO

    • @solharv7817
      @solharv7817 Před měsícem +11

      “No one can fuck with Mr Green!!”

    • @flungulus2613
      @flungulus2613 Před měsícem +13

      This will be jerma in 4 days

    • @cmcbkt4668
      @cmcbkt4668 Před měsícem +9

      the greedy grinner always ends up on top

    • @sclint1427
      @sclint1427 Před měsícem +7

      I literally screamed "MR GREEN!" when both Coreys fused

  • @PeaceOfTheUnknown
    @PeaceOfTheUnknown Před měsícem +46

    We all need to live outside of space, time, and currency. Then we can truly love.

  • @pescad0
    @pescad0 Před měsícem +5

    All movies should be this long

  • @JabeRaddle
    @JabeRaddle Před 4 dny +1

    That transformation scene is mind blowing. Absolutely spectacular.

  • @AaaBbb-lm7qw
    @AaaBbb-lm7qw Před měsícem +68

    This is how it feels when you quit your job.

  • @jibranmalek7403
    @jibranmalek7403 Před měsícem +45

    Twin Peaks the Return but even more insane.

  • @moonbabies
    @moonbabies Před měsícem +126

    Best Subaru Forester ad ever

  • @NM-ir6wd
    @NM-ir6wd Před 4 dny +1

    I cannot wait til this sweeps the Oscars

  • @ered1162
    @ered1162 Před měsícem +7

    This is the single greatest piece of content ever uploaded to this platform. Hands down.

  • @timurzima
    @timurzima Před měsícem +26

    Wow, it's like «The Mask» (1994) but directed by Safdie brothers in Lynchian setting.
    Bravo Maestro!

  • @eabrams00
    @eabrams00 Před měsícem +256

    I’ll never understand how his body is shaped like that

    • @lewis4774
      @lewis4774 Před měsícem +43

      He used to be overweight , lost a ton of weight

    • @KoiNoYokan37
      @KoiNoYokan37 Před měsícem +61

      Exercise and god tier genetics, its not that deep 🖕🦧🖕😝😚😘😍🥰😍

    • @cisthej
      @cisthej Před měsícem +40

      its a rosemont IL thing

    • @bengallup9321
      @bengallup9321 Před měsícem +64

      It's thanks to his daily 100 outdoor yells

    • @samuelprice2461
      @samuelprice2461 Před měsícem +20

      It’s an Irish thing.

  • @randeverett1
    @randeverett1 Před měsícem +24

    The sound design is top shelf! The audio propels this movie forward, with sonic perfectness.

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Před měsícem +5

      Like that one guy said, video is 2/10th's of the film. If your audio is bad, it takes people right out of it. No matter how well you lit your scene.

  • @lanaadler5786
    @lanaadler5786 Před 2 dny +2

    this is actually groundbreaking art, holy fuck

  • @alro2434
    @alro2434 Před 7 dny +1

    Thanks, looks great, a real roller coaster Max Headroom, Tetsuo Body Hammer, feels good kinda film. Also, here because last night, you were Seth Meyer's most troubling guest.

  • @WisecrackEDU
    @WisecrackEDU Před měsícem +15

    This is art at the highest level.

  • @coreya1861
    @coreya1861 Před měsícem +27

    Thank you Conner I can feel the bugs crawling around underneath my skin as they gnaw at my bones!

  • @enavlen
    @enavlen Před měsícem +26

    Connor is probably my favorite indie filmmaker rn this was incredible

  • @drew2510
    @drew2510 Před měsícem +3

    This was genuinely so good. The psychedelic morphing scene seemed like it had a lot of thought put into the sequences and the delivery of "I love you" by (boring family) Corey felt incredibly sincere too. Can't wait to be a Corey!

  • @ctow11
    @ctow11 Před 3 dny +1

    The greatest short film of the 21st century can’t get a million views in a month, Corey is right, this is all going away

  • @antsweaters
    @antsweaters Před měsícem +38

    holy fuck this is incredible. ultimate coreys makeup is insane

  • @eelpharm
    @eelpharm Před měsícem +10

    Had a few run-ins with some Coreys over the years and this is almost always how it ended. Great journalism, thanks Conorey.

  • @jasondom519
    @jasondom519 Před měsícem +103

    putting 1000 movie producers in a squid game challenge. the winner gets to fund all of Conner's future projects

  • @alpaca-c3i
    @alpaca-c3i Před 9 dny +1

    yeah so i've never visited or seen your channel, but i'm speaking on i'm sure 80% of the people who watch this after today, i'd love to see this in an actual theater.
    lots of quality work here!

  • @McGamaStuff
    @McGamaStuff Před měsícem +5

    What a captivating Buñuelesque short film showing an escapist male power-fantasy
    "my body is bread"
    Seeing the ultimate Corey linger at the end was haunting! put this on letterboxd! I love your work Mr. O'Malley!

  • @internetshaquille
    @internetshaquille Před měsícem +77

    This one really strikes to the Corey

    • @WeIsDaTyrantz
      @WeIsDaTyrantz Před měsícem

      Once you Corey to me, you on the Corb forever.

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ Před měsícem +2

      I'm drinking your watermelon juice and experiencing existential horror all in one go

    • @Aaron-es2tu
      @Aaron-es2tu Před měsícem +1

      looking forward to your april fools collab with big man conner

    • @MrFijiWiji
      @MrFijiWiji Před měsícem

      love you shaq

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Před měsícem

      It does

  • @HeadHondo
    @HeadHondo Před měsícem +90

    Ultimate Corey probably has a massive staff

  • @bigblargh
    @bigblargh Před měsícem +13

    Conner, I find your work deeply healing. You make me feel better about living in this fucked up world. Thank you for everything you do

  • @SparkleJohn2000
    @SparkleJohn2000 Před měsícem +5

    This is like some mgmt music video shit, I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time. Wow. This is wonderful

  • @jamespuffer2889
    @jamespuffer2889 Před 5 dny +1

    I’m not sure what the fuck CZcams just recommended me, but this was amazing.
    Hauntingly beautiful, the direction, the cinematography, it was fantastic…I am going to binge watch this entire channel.