Him describing his bowels after all that was one of the funniest bits I have seen in my life. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. "At which point my underwear tapped me on the shoulder and said 'run'" 🤣💀
This is one of the funniest comedy routines I've ever seen! I watch this once and a while when I know I need a good laugh. Neverrrrr gets old! My husband is 53, and has never gotten a colonoscopy before, can't wait to show this to him!
Agreed. I had one in 2021 and am getting ready for another (dr saw some abnormalities on another test i had done) will definitely be watching this while doing the prep 😂
I wonder why all clips of this special have disapeared from the internet , i cant even find any information on which special this was from , thank you for posting this , i was begining to wonder if i imagined this bit cause it litterally doesnt exist anywhere else .
Having just had a colonoscopy and having to deal with that 64 ounces of liquid the day before, I laughed until my stomach hurt. I have no idea how he was able to gag that stuff down all in eight minutes. It was hard enough to do in several hours.
I just had mine yesterday, and even with sugar-free flavor packs for that drink because the pharmacy forgot to include it, the special drink they prescribe is _still_ some of the nastiest stuff I’ve ever dealt with! What’s worse is that I’m only 5’3”, so having to pound down 8 ounces every ten minutes until I’d finished half the jug the night before and then repeating the process with the second half the next morning was definitely not fun! All I can say is thank the gods for whoever invented anti-nausea drugs! Unfortunately, they used propofol for my anaesthesia, and despite my warning them _twice_ that knockout anaesthesia makes me puke unless proper precautions are taken, they didn’t realize I meant it! Needless to say, that was the worst wake-up experience of my life! At least I had some great dreams while I was under, but sadly I don’t remember them. There’s a reason they call that stuff “Milk of Amnesia!”
Thanks for posting. Even though i've never experienced this and wont for a while it was the funniest thing ever. my dad loves jeff foxworthy so I must show him this.
@@PowerGlove79 There is Clenpiq. While it's not exactly pill form, it's two small bottles of medicine and that's it. You still have to drink plenty of clear liquids with it however. But it's supposed to actually be a very easy prep compared to the rest.
I’ve encountered the beast known as magnesium citrate the day before I got my tubes tied. The doctor told me I could either drink half the bottle or the whole bottle, and like an idiot I downed the whole thing. Being a very “regular” person, let me just say that the introduction of _any_ sort of laxative-type drug, no matter how small the dose, is going to create havoc. After a whole bottle of this stuff-well, let’s just say that between that little experience and nursing a 3-month-old, I was actually GLAD to get an IV before my surgery the next morning!
I once ate a wild plant called sour weed, it should've been called industrial strength laxative. It takes a couple of days to work but it definitely will.
"It was so loud and so long, Fred Flintstone clocked out from work." I DIED! 🤣
“At which point my underwear tapped me on the shoulder and said Run!” That kills me every time!
Him describing his bowels after all that was one of the funniest bits I have seen in my life. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. "At which point my underwear tapped me on the shoulder and said 'run'" 🤣💀
Came here after my colonoscopy, my neighbor said I should check it out for a good laugh 🤣💕👍
This is one of the funniest comedy routines I've ever seen! I watch this once and a while when I know I need a good laugh. Neverrrrr gets old! My husband is 53, and has never gotten a colonoscopy before, can't wait to show this to him!
Get ready to have colon cancer.
Too fricken funny! Had one a few year ago... you have to watch this the night you prep! :)
Agreed. I had one in 2021 and am getting ready for another (dr saw some abnormalities on another test i had done) will definitely be watching this while doing the prep 😂
@@kitty2ism633 might as well get some humor out of it. Best of luck with everything!
Im in my forties, and I feel the same way. These things need to come with their own warning.
Nothing is as funny as real life!!
I wonder why all clips of this special have disapeared from the internet , i cant even find any information on which special this was from , thank you for posting this , i was begining to wonder if i imagined this bit cause it litterally doesnt exist anywhere else .
Anyone know where I can find this stand up special in full? Willing to pay for it.
I said can I go home now, She said please do LOL!
Jeff is such a great storyteller.
I’ve seen this live, twice. I’m about ready for my second colonoscopy in a week or so. Everything he said was true.
Do you think you can do what Jeff did
I'm 21 and I'm about to get one 😂
I've been getting colonoscopy since I was nine years old and I just turned 39
@@memine8795 you no longer have to fart on command. They inflate using co2(I think) so it absorbed into the intestine!
@@Loveroffood41 best of luck.
His southern nurse is on point
Having just had a colonoscopy and having to deal with that 64 ounces of liquid the day before, I laughed until my stomach hurt. I have no idea how he was able to gag that stuff down all in eight minutes. It was hard enough to do in several hours.
Like he said, pinch the nose and chug!
I just had mine yesterday, and even with sugar-free flavor packs for that drink because the pharmacy forgot to include it, the special drink they prescribe is _still_ some of the nastiest stuff I’ve ever dealt with! What’s worse is that I’m only 5’3”, so having to pound down 8 ounces every ten minutes until I’d finished half the jug the night before and then repeating the process with the second half the next morning was definitely not fun! All I can say is thank the gods for whoever invented anti-nausea drugs!
Unfortunately, they used propofol for my anaesthesia, and despite my warning them _twice_ that knockout anaesthesia makes me puke unless proper precautions are taken, they didn’t realize I meant it! Needless to say, that was the worst wake-up experience of my life! At least I had some great dreams while I was under, but sadly I don’t remember them. There’s a reason they call that stuff “Milk of Amnesia!”
Thanks for posting. Even though i've never experienced this and wont for a while it was the funniest thing ever. my dad loves jeff foxworthy so I must show him this.
You know, they say getting old beats the alternative, but I'm not so sure it does! LOL
How did you not laugh when makeing this?
I wish I could drink all of the prep in under 10 minutes. Drinking it for me is the worst part.
That disgusting swill needs to come in pill form. I never want to drink that shit again
@@PowerGlove79 There is Clenpiq. While it's not exactly pill form, it's two small bottles of medicine and that's it. You still have to drink plenty of clear liquids with it however. But it's supposed to actually be a very easy prep compared to the rest.
Back in 2017 I had to have 3 colonoscopies in two weeks! I will never touch Gatorade as long as I live!!
Honey I completely and utterly agree with you I have been getting colonoscopy since I was 9 years old I'm 38
It was very hard but I was able to keep my mouth shut
You did a good job filming that
I never had a colonoscopy yet, but the prep for my hysterectomy was similar, with that drink and having to run to the bathroom.
I’ve encountered the beast known as magnesium citrate the day before I got my tubes tied. The doctor told me I could either drink half the bottle or the whole bottle, and like an idiot I downed the whole thing. Being a very “regular” person, let me just say that the introduction of _any_ sort of laxative-type drug, no matter how small the dose, is going to create havoc. After a whole bottle of this stuff-well, let’s just say that between that little experience and nursing a 3-month-old, I was actually GLAD to get an IV before my surgery the next morning!
I can name one of his friends who does it for free-Larry the Cable Guy.
One of the funniest comedians ever XD
Jesus loves you! Have a blessed day!
"It sounded kinda like the fireplace from the Amityville Horror."
I'm not having that done.
LOL. Pass it on.
Haha... you said "pass" 🤣
"...career day..." 😂😂😂😂😂
I once ate a wild plant called sour weed, it should've been called industrial strength laxative. It takes a couple of days to work but it definitely will.
He is SPOT ON describing a colonoscopy procedure!!!!! It’s AWFUL
😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Doug you need this…
LMAO
Funny!! 👍
As someone who has had a lot of these this cracks me up it’s true lol (i have a bowel condition that requires regular checks)
Why was the original (the one on the, being recorded with hand held device) removed from CZcams, etc?
Copyright probably
😅
My dad did the same thing with the "pooping juice"
I’m 22 and I have to get one in 2 days 😭
😂 dead
This is great! What special was this btw?
Them Idiots
@@amandalamb5724 thank you so much!!
I know
This is RICH... you should do more videos....
Which show is this tell me I don't like watching it through a phone and a tv
This is them idiots world tour
Them Idiots Whirled.
2:18 two drops of this stuff will make a volcano because the hulk
“Two drops of this stuff will pull the Eiffel Tower out of the earth.”
Oh, good, you have this, because another video cut off some of the shit.
Literally
What special is this?
Why do you need to fart after a colonoscopy?
I think they have to inflate the intestine with air to get the camera through and it’s to help alleviate any bloating or cramping
My doctor didn't do anything except tell me I'd have gas and to expect it. When I felt awake enough, they sent me home.
He was funny. This clip was not because some person recorded it with their damn cell phone off their damn TV.