King of the Hill Hank Hill I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass Compilation

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  • @hyperpowerfulform5132
    @hyperpowerfulform5132 Před 5 lety +6790

    It's the straightforward way he says it that just kills me.

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +340

      Lol. Its a classic catchphrase.

    • @SuperGUY12362
      @SuperGUY12362 Před 5 lety +119

      I’m gonna kick your straightforward ass!

    • @chadwickwhite2735
      @chadwickwhite2735 Před 5 lety +101

      Well if there were more people like Hank Hill in the world it would be a better place.

    • @NivekTheEnigma
      @NivekTheEnigma Před 5 lety +18

      @@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 Kahn is that you? 😂

    • @spo_der5105
      @spo_der5105 Před 5 lety +14

      43 what a pro ass kicker

  • @spartanblueteam1286
    @spartanblueteam1286 Před 5 lety +2432

    I think the best one was when Hank was blind and the first thing he said was "soon as I see some ass, I'm kicking it."

    • @buttongwinnett672
      @buttongwinnett672 Před 5 lety +52

      My favorite was the acupuncturist

    • @markmartinez6317
      @markmartinez6317 Před 4 lety +26

      My favorite was the one at the race track

    • @youreallysuck2405
      @youreallysuck2405 Před 4 lety +3

      😂

    • @philipcearley1992
      @philipcearley1992 Před 3 lety +12

      I love the end of that episode, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer deserved to get their asses kicked for making fun of Hank for being blind.

    • @jonathannewman4639
      @jonathannewman4639 Před 3 lety +1

      He did not say soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it . He said the second I see some ass I’m kicking it

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson Před 5 lety +577

    "I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna re-enact kickin' your ass." Is my favorite variant of it.

  • @notrowleyjefferson1951
    @notrowleyjefferson1951 Před 4 lety +1362

    If they ever did a Star Wars parody, Hank should play C3PO.
    “I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass.”

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San Před 3 lety +11

      Zoo wee mama

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 3 lety +23

      I just read that in C-3PO's voice.

    • @turdfurgusson
      @turdfurgusson Před 3 lety +10

      I think C3PO does something else with asses, and it ain't kicking.

    • @Artakha9000
      @Artakha9000 Před 3 lety +21

      “They oughta call me C3PO, because I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of kickin’ yer ass!”

    • @TheRealH20
      @TheRealH20 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't let the bed bugs put there feet up your ass

  • @papilloneffect4015
    @papilloneffect4015 Před 5 lety +1367

    The funny thing is, is that in the show it's proven that Hank isn't talking about beating someone up. He literally means kicking someone in their butt. He does it on the racetrack episode with Bobby's boss.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 Před 4 lety +62

      And in the constipation episode (I think) with an acupuncturist.

    • @sinthology
      @sinthology Před 4 lety +37

      and to the dude on stage on party island lol

    • @AndrewVaughanOfficial
      @AndrewVaughanOfficial Před 4 lety +9

      And that guy at the nascar race

    • @MrSkaterpunk13
      @MrSkaterpunk13 Před 4 lety +4

      @@AndrewVaughanOfficial that s bobby's boss
      Papillon Effect mentioned in the original comment

    • @papilloneffect4015
      @papilloneffect4015 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AndrewVaughanOfficial That's exactly what I was talking about. Look at the last sentence of the paragraph, I mention the "racetrack episode".

  • @conversationtosaurusrex
    @conversationtosaurusrex Před 5 lety +3201

    Him and Red Forman would be the unstoppable team.

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 Před 5 lety +120

      Obito Uchiha ass kicking and a foot up their ass

    • @shy-chan-kyao6394
      @shy-chan-kyao6394 Před 5 lety +36

      Fucking YES!!

    • @jaret19
      @jaret19 Před 5 lety +57

      I just thought about Red Forman too! Eric's butt would get destroyed and never recover. :D

    • @noofkuultrasense2937
      @noofkuultrasense2937 Před 5 lety +27

      Please, Obito Uchiha, go to Epic Rap Battle's channel and please recommend this battle. Nobody steal Uchiha's idea!!! Please recommend this!!

    • @williamspence2079
      @williamspence2079 Před 5 lety +2

      LMFAO

  • @Brainwave101
    @Brainwave101 Před 5 lety +3007

    "I am here to kick ass and sell propane and propane accessories, and I'm all outta propane and propane accessories."

    • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
      @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 Před 5 lety +29

      Best comment I’ve ever seen

    • @alfredhinton9962
      @alfredhinton9962 Před 5 lety +16

      FrenzyMedia - We know crazy. Even if he has plenty of propane he’ll still kick your ass.

    • @jimkellt5358
      @jimkellt5358 Před 5 lety +15

      @@supremeleadergnkdroid3202 nah this comment is trash. Duke nukem himself would admit hank never runs out of propane and propane accessories.

    • @johncollins7423
      @johncollins7423 Před 5 lety

      Lmao, I'm dead😂😂😂

    • @kaidencoleman5947
      @kaidencoleman5947 Před 5 lety +2

      "let's rock" - Duke Nukem, 1997

  • @darnee1458
    @darnee1458 Před 5 lety +1080

    Hank Hill: The Master of Kicking Asses

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +23

      This is a running gag in this tv show.

    • @darnee1458
      @darnee1458 Před 5 lety +13

      @@kingofthehillvids807 I know it is. It was so funny, I cannot stop laughing!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +10

      @@darnee1458 I'm glad you liked it. Part 2 is uploaded check out my channel, go to my compilation playlists and enjoy.

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 Před 5 lety +2

      @@darnee1458 I can't either.

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 Před 5 lety +2

      Darla Griffin ;other than Red Foreman.

  • @JakeRoAndOthers
    @JakeRoAndOthers Před 4 lety +312

    The fear on his friends’ faces and the fact that he says it so often means that obviously Hank puts his money where his mouth is and is an EXPERT at kicking ass.

  • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
    @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 Před 5 lety +118

    1:03
    “Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass”
    - Hank Hill Requiem

  • @joeadame6527
    @joeadame6527 Před 5 lety +906

    I love how he literally kicked Jimmy Wichard's ass at the racetrack.

    • @danielguzman2271
      @danielguzman2271 Před 5 lety +22

      And the guy who did the acupuncture with Hank was constipated lol

    • @thelordofsalem3044
      @thelordofsalem3044 Před 5 lety +14

      And Bill's but it was off-screen.

    • @marcjohn9404
      @marcjohn9404 Před 5 lety +5

      Repeatedly kicked him in the ass LOL.

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose Před 5 lety +8

      That’s the least of what Jimmy Whichard deservedFor making Bobby risk his life so needlessly just for a drink

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts Před 4 lety +3

      And Dale on a ladder apparently.

  • @armageddon1981
    @armageddon1981 Před 5 lety +1872

    I loved how he told that director that he was gonna re- enact kicking his *ss

    • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
      @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 Před 5 lety +32

      The director deverse it

    • @jamielishbrook2384
      @jamielishbrook2384 Před 5 lety +13

      Yeah. That and the last one were the best parts

    • @jaysmith1408
      @jaysmith1408 Před 5 lety +16

      I’m gonna kick your ass, then i’m gonna re-enact kickin your ass

    • @christianjohnson5379
      @christianjohnson5379 Před 5 lety +4

      They should have included the one where he threatens the Doctor who was making foot fetish movies about Peggy's feet.

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze Před 5 lety +1

      @@Somewhere_Bagel Were you born in the ghetto? If not, you don't get to say nigga.

  • @oreomiller7308
    @oreomiller7308 Před 5 lety +1032

    Hank hill is the most powerful anime character ever

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 Před 4 lety +80

    Ass: *Exists.*
    Hank: Bobby, get my kicking shoes!

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 Před 4 lety +219

    2:03-2:19 now that's a father right there, standing up for his son. Hank is a real man

    • @MovieGoer-ff4pn
      @MovieGoer-ff4pn Před 2 lety +20

      Hell yeah

    • @theeyeoftheyinyangs
      @theeyeoftheyinyangs Před 2 lety

      Screw calling a cop or authorities. Hank rather kick someone’s ass.

    • @DarkKirby8976
      @DarkKirby8976 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah you don't wanna fuck with Hank Hill

    • @luislatinoman7055
      @luislatinoman7055 Před rokem +22

      And that one confirming glare at 2:15. If a man who's like 50lbs heavier than you says he's gonna kick your ass after he catches you trying to steal from his son don't try to call his bluff, because I promise you he's not bluffing.

  • @RabidNemo
    @RabidNemo Před 5 lety +1697

    One thing I like about Hank is that he can actually follow through and kick somebody's ass if he wants to unlike Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson who would just crumble under pressure and get beat up

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi Před 5 lety +215

      With Peter, it's another story if it's the Giant Chicken or Homer. But even then, Hank is more of a man when it comes to ass kicking.

    • @Lookimataco13
      @Lookimataco13 Před 5 lety +38

      or like red foreman. never once have i seen a foot in the ass outside of pornhub

    • @HeySoulSister938
      @HeySoulSister938 Před 5 lety +38

      Youve obviously never scene family guy or simpsons

    • @buttongwinnett672
      @buttongwinnett672 Před 5 lety +14

      @American Nightmare dale was towel manager for the football team, boomhauer is not a texas ranger, and bill is an army barber. Hank is the only one capable of kicking ass, the other 3 are hanks bitches essentially

    • @phantomgamer9264
      @phantomgamer9264 Před 5 lety +66

      @@buttongwinnett672 Bill does have Army Training and Boomhauer was confirmed to be a Texas Ranger at somepoint in his life, when the last production episode came on

  • @benneron8403
    @benneron8403 Před 5 lety +2823

    Please add Hank in smash!

    • @theeverlastingsentry999
      @theeverlastingsentry999 Před 5 lety +259

      He's bringing the pro pain

    • @somehuman7482
      @somehuman7482 Před 5 lety +60

      He'd be too OP and get nerfed!

    • @nebelungcat6117
      @nebelungcat6117 Před 5 lety +8

      @@somehuman7482
      Damn right. Eddy's not gonna stand a chance against him.

    • @emilemeyrat2729
      @emilemeyrat2729 Před 5 lety +9

      Same reason why there is no waluigi

    • @MCFresh13
      @MCFresh13 Před 5 lety +61

      Up taunt: "Time to bring the pro-pain"
      Down taunt: "I'll tell you h-what"
      Side taunt: *points in direction* "I'm gonna kick your Ass"

  • @spaghettilasagna1738
    @spaghettilasagna1738 Před 5 lety +739

    Thanos: *Tries to steal the time stone from Bobby*
    Hank: *Kicks his ass*

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před 4 lety +38

      Nah. Bobby would have done a That's my Purse on old Nutsack chin

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker Před 3 lety +12

      @@Drums_of_Liberation yeah Bobby would've kicked him in the fun area

    • @dathandsometroll1852
      @dathandsometroll1852 Před 3 lety +27

      Thanos: I... am... inevitable...
      Hank: Well I... am... gonna kick your ass!

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před 3 lety +13

      @@dathandsometroll1852 Thanos: I am inevitable
      Bobby: That's my purse!!! I don't know you!!!*kicks Thanos in the testicles*

    • @SPCcentralindy8008
      @SPCcentralindy8008 Před 3 lety +3

      Bobby and Hank would've tag teamed it

  • @kermitwithapermit3634
    @kermitwithapermit3634 Před 3 lety +41

    “I’m gonna kick your ass, then I’m gonna re-enact kicking your ass” 😂

  • @Jloredo10
    @Jloredo10 Před 4 lety +79

    I like that his friends (particularly Dale and Bill) know him well enough to not only know that he’s not kidding, but are actually afraid based on the fact he’s kicked their asses before.

  • @mastersheik96
    @mastersheik96 Před 5 lety +515

    When Hank says he's going to kick someone's ass he mean it literally

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +36

      If it gets one degree hotter I'm going to kick your ass. Lol best add kicking quote.

    • @mastersheik96
      @mastersheik96 Před 5 lety +9

      @@kingofthehillvids807 you sir just won a new sub

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +8

      @@mastersheik96 Hey Thank you.

    • @ddynamite
      @ddynamite Před 5 lety +2

      Kingofthehillvids we gonna grow oranges in Alaska hehe

    • @nocturnothecybernetickomod1163
      @nocturnothecybernetickomod1163 Před 4 lety

      @@ddynamite Dale You Giblet Head! We Live In Texas! It's Already A Hundred And Ten In The Summer And If It Get's One Degree Hotter I'm Going To Kick Your Ass!

  • @davidweber9375
    @davidweber9375 Před 5 lety +226

    0:04 Pilot (January 12, 1997)
    0:12 King Of The Ant Hill (May 4, 1997)
    0:26 Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's Gas, Gas, Gas,) (November 2, 1997)
    0:30 Husky Bobby (November 9, 1997)
    0:33 A Firefighting We Will Go (January 12, 1999)
    0:36 Sleight Of Hank (February 23, 1999)
    0:40 Won't You Pimai Neighbor? (March 19, 2000)
    0:44 The Incredible Hank (November 23, 2003)
    0:47 DaleTech (March 28, 2004)
    0:53 How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Alamo (April 18, 2004)
    0:57 Dale To The Chief (January 30, 2005)
    1:03 Hank's On Board (September 18, 2005)
    1:06 The Year Of Washing Dangerously (March 26, 2006)
    1:12 Doggone Crazy (January 6, 2008)
    1:17 Bad News Bill (May 3, 2009)
    1:25 Yard She Blows (January 23, 2005)
    1:53 Hank's Dirty Laundry (March 1, 1998)
    1:57 The Texas Panhandler (April 30, 2006)
    2:21 Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's Gas, Gas, Gas) (November 2, 1997)
    2:25 Four Wave Intersection (October 14, 2007)

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 5 lety +16

      Wow thank you

    • @billdeco08
      @billdeco08 Před 4 lety +6

      @@kingofthehillvids807 one episode you forgot was No Bobby Left Behind when Hank threatens to kick Bobby's principals ass

    • @nickthedrawer
      @nickthedrawer Před 4 lety +1

      Why thank you!

    • @HeroSword_P
      @HeroSword_P Před 4 lety +2

      This should be pinned 👌

  • @skips_51
    @skips_51 Před 5 lety +544

    Pretty good old-style Sparta at the beginning,

  • @JSRbowling595
    @JSRbowling595 Před 5 lety +91

    "And I also have the authority to kick your ass, which is something your father obviously forgot to do!" Favorite one

    • @joshuabrooks4907
      @joshuabrooks4907 Před 2 lety

      Lord knows, my dad kicked my ass a few times, and if he didn't do it, grandma would spank me with a wooden spoon.

  • @austinfranks248
    @austinfranks248 Před 3 lety +16

    "I'll kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other"
    So awesome lol

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 Před měsícem

      And it’s never an empty threat! He’ll straight up do it! That’s why Hank is the best!😂

  • @Neko_Medic
    @Neko_Medic Před 5 lety +327

    bonus points because it's not an empty threat: HE CAN KICK ASS.

    • @chrisbg99
      @chrisbg99 Před 4 lety +22

      That headbutt he gave Dale was pretty damned vicious.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 3 lety

      Takes ass to kick ass

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 Před 3 lety +4

      What’s funny is that there is actually an episode where he kicks some guy’s ass as he is running away

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@soarinskies1105 Jimmy Wichard. It's the Life in the Fast Lane: The Bobby Saga, where Bobby gets his first job working for Jimmy at the race car center. Hank also had the strength to kick a fence down that can withhold Cars smashing into them, si he can absolutely demolish ass

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 Před měsícem

      He’ll do it, man. We’ve all seen him do it!😂

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 Před 5 lety +335

    Legend has it that an ass kicking from Hank is the equivalent to Thanos snapping twice.

    • @jamielishbrook2384
      @jamielishbrook2384 Před 5 lety +8

      Which is the equivalent of 1/1000 of a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face.

    • @omargonzalez2250
      @omargonzalez2250 Před 5 lety +1

      this is another meme I'm glad is slowly dying. That day cannot come any faster.

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 Před 5 lety +1

      Lonely FatGuy Thanos memes or Chuck Norris memes?

    • @omargonzalez2250
      @omargonzalez2250 Před 5 lety

      @@bforthigh1617 neither of them

    • @ixionn563
      @ixionn563 Před 4 lety

      Lonely FatGuy The Thanos memes were old the day they started.

  • @ghxst_cat34
    @ghxst_cat34 Před 4 lety +48

    1:50 “That’s it, I’m kicking your ass”
    Dunno why that gets me so much 😂

    • @kidrabbit91
      @kidrabbit91 Před měsícem

      i cant stop laughing rotfl im laughing so uncontrollably

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 Před měsícem

      “DAH! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY!”

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 Před 5 lety +50

    For most people it's a figure of speech for fighting, but Hank means it literally. He will kick your ass.

  • @MWilmott
    @MWilmott Před 3 lety +16

    I love the way Bill screams "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" when told his ass was gonna be kicked at 1:50. Reminds me of Caboose from RvB.

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 5 lety +214

    Who kicks ass, or threatens to kick said ass better: Hank Hill or Red Forman?

    • @datboi9539
      @datboi9539 Před 5 lety +16

      Hank, no contest

    • @sirdonovansmith2457
      @sirdonovansmith2457 Před 5 lety

      Both

    • @aaronbradshaw5930
      @aaronbradshaw5930 Před 5 lety

      Hank cause he’s gonna be Hokage

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 5 lety +2

      @@misterkrazy8401 Red Forman doesn't necessarily kick someone's ass (Usually Eric's), he likes to turn your ass into his foot studio, or turn your ass into a hat, or wish he had 2000 feet so he can put 500 of them in each of your asses assuming there are 4 of you.

    • @angelicadeleon8517
      @angelicadeleon8517 Před 4 lety

      Hank hills

  • @eanoworro1028
    @eanoworro1028 Před 5 lety +166

    Very solid parenting on number 21! Corrected his child but didnt get mad.

    • @KevinPiland
      @KevinPiland Před 3 lety +3

      That’s because it was a normal conversation aspect.

    • @kapitan7357
      @kapitan7357 Před 2 lety +1

      Hank kicks ass, but Bobby kicks nuts.

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 Před 2 lety +26

    I cracked up laughing when Bill was making fun of hank liking the gnome but
    immediately apologizes and runs away when hank goes to kick his ass.

  • @patrik600ful
    @patrik600ful Před 3 lety +17

    "Prepare for the eternity of me kicking your ass!" Lol, that's my favourite line

  • @theheffchannel8144
    @theheffchannel8144 Před 5 lety +126

    I always forget he can get pissed.😂

    • @nicholastaylor3322
      @nicholastaylor3322 Před 4 lety +1

      It seem like he get mad so easily like he can't take a joke

    • @xalier7382
      @xalier7382 Před 4 lety +8

      @@nicholastaylor3322 thats what makes him funny in my opinion

  • @beelzebub3988
    @beelzebub3988 Před 5 lety +41

    0:40 “Uhh..see thats the type of..uhh..im gonna kick your ass” had me dead 💀

  • @bruhumpa4270
    @bruhumpa4270 Před 5 lety +161

    When you mock your older brother then he gets up to fight you 1:44 1:53

  • @MultiMarvelGeek
    @MultiMarvelGeek Před 5 lety +176

    He's often going after Dale. XD

    • @RobinCampbelldrummer93
      @RobinCampbelldrummer93 Před 5 lety +15

      MarvelGeek117 And occasionally Bill lol

    • @NienNienNien
      @NienNienNien Před 5 lety +12

      "Dammit dale, I am gonna kick your ass"

    • @Datlef2008
      @Datlef2008 Před 5 lety +7

      He has it coming all the time lol

    • @bradleystopher8725
      @bradleystopher8725 Před 4 lety +6

      well Dale's an idiot to begin with he's either too damn blind or too damn lazy to notice his wife's cheating on him

    • @ixionn563
      @ixionn563 Před 4 lety +5

      Dale is my favorite character in the show, makes everything more hilarious. I loved the episode where he woke up in the hospital and started freaking out about the government coming after him or something like that.

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 Před 5 lety +23

    He has such a delicate way of saying it.

  • @ajwilliams3783
    @ajwilliams3783 Před 3 lety +26

    I love that part when Hank said "I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!" That is so funny.😁

  • @firefox7628
    @firefox7628 Před 6 lety +214

    Hank Hill at his Finest👞💥

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 6 lety +2

      Yep. Hey do you have any KOTH video requests?

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 Před 6 lety +2

      Yes hot tub scene

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807  Před 6 lety +1

      @@ryanbarth6691 Which one the one in the episode where Bobby Hill marries Luanne? Or the on in the episode where hank is fired from workshop at the school?

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 Před 6 lety

      @@kingofthehillvids807 where Hank dreams about grilling burgers naked.

  • @summocommentaction3273
    @summocommentaction3273 Před 5 lety +60

    I love all his friends are genuinely scared of him.

    • @danielorr7124
      @danielorr7124 Před 5 lety +14

      Especially Dale, he couldn't even fit his keys into the truck. You don't mess with a man's lawn!

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 Před 5 lety +17

      If Bill wasn't such a wuss, he could actually give Hank a run for his money. He's actually quite strong.

    • @summocommentaction3273
      @summocommentaction3273 Před 5 lety +10

      @@irvinmorales1409 not to mention he was in the army

    • @devindunn9320
      @devindunn9320 Před 5 lety +4

      Not Boomhauer.

    • @theepicfox3756
      @theepicfox3756 Před 4 lety +8

      Boomhauer is the only one who could turn around and kick hanks ass, silent.... But deadly

  • @morowolf693
    @morowolf693 Před 5 lety +235

    *Calls Red foreman* you have competition

    • @That_One_User_314
      @That_One_User_314 Před 5 lety +3

      Red shoves, but Hank Kicks

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před 5 lety +1

      Red vs. Hank for Death Battle.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Před 4 lety

      Except Red never backed his threats. Hank on the other hand, there's been actual proof of him kicking asses.

    • @vysedyne5116
      @vysedyne5116 Před 4 lety

      @@Jarock316 ... Red did once, on Imujima... but I'm sure he'd tell us if it wasn't a military oath :P

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Před 4 lety

      @@vysedyne5116 Aka, Red telling stories out of his ass.

  • @Elalmadebudin
    @Elalmadebudin Před 2 lety +10

    I love how creative Hank is to tell people he's gonna kick their asses.

  • @LinxFraulein
    @LinxFraulein Před 5 lety +16

    I've been a fan of _King of the Hill_ for years. Interesting how you never realise just how much a character says something until you see a compilation of it. But I like that, judging by this video, Boomhauer seems to be the only one in the group who's never received an ass-kicking threat from Hank.

    • @Nebulasecura
      @Nebulasecura Před rokem +4

      Probably cause he's too chill a lot of the time to try and get on his nerves.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před rokem +1

      @@Nebulasecura And because Boomhauer would use the roundhouse kick he learned from Walker to kick Hank's ass

    • @calebgeorge5919
      @calebgeorge5919 Před rokem

      Actually hank as threatened boomhowerd

  • @tank3143
    @tank3143 Před 5 lety +342

    Top ten anime catchphrases.

  • @jacobduran8997
    @jacobduran8997 Před 5 lety +26

    Hank Hill and Red Foreman together would definitely kick some asses!

  • @bagofchips8813
    @bagofchips8813 Před 4 lety +18

    I like how the animators drew the people trying so hard to get away that they're messing up their own fleeing cause they're so afraid of Hank 😆😏

  • @SonicDestroyer12
    @SonicDestroyer12 Před 4 lety +7

    "Were they about 5'10", wearing a baseball cap, and about to get their ass kicked by me?"
    I love the roundabout way he says it, not to mention the moment his fist meets his palm you can see Dale's cigarette droop as he realizes Hank can _very_ well make good on his threat.

  • @topaz_talon
    @topaz_talon Před 3 lety +14

    "That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass. Then, I'm gonna reenact kickin' your ass!" Best line

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 Před 5 lety +115

    Hank Hill vs. Red Forman

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 5 lety +10

      "May I suggest, the teachings of the Jedi?"
      "And may I suggest, the footing of your ass?"

    • @UnasGamingChannel
      @UnasGamingChannel Před 5 lety +5

      Red Forman. He was a war vet. Can easily give Hank the ole foot in the ass

    • @sle558
      @sle558 Před 5 lety

      Una's Gaming Channel Yeah, but what if Tom Anderson went against Red? He was a veteran of two foreign wars.

    • @UnasGamingChannel
      @UnasGamingChannel Před 5 lety +3

      @@sle558 Anderson....Anderson...ah yeah, i remember him. I was whackin off in his tool shed once . its nice and roomy in there

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 Před 5 lety +3

      Hank hill vs Thanos

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 Před 5 lety +10

    1: I like how many variations of "I'll kick your ass" Hank has.
    2: I love everyone's reaction. It's like Hank has a reputation for being good at kicking people's asses.

  • @vonshobon2392
    @vonshobon2392 Před 5 lety +58

    A swift kick of pro-pain :^)

  • @tylerbivins9807
    @tylerbivins9807 Před 3 lety +5

    0:12 when you were a little kid and your parents pull out the belt

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 Před 19 dny

      Nope these days that's child abuse. It'll be posted on social media and it be blown out proportion. Then be demonized in society. Welcome to 2024.

  • @MrVietDonger-y9l
    @MrVietDonger-y9l Před 3 lety +6

    Idk why but him getting mad at bill teasing him about the gnome gets me everytime 😂"That's it I'm kicking your ass!"

  • @nexusmeepster7810
    @nexusmeepster7810 Před 5 lety +52

    0:41 my favorite

  • @triggerfairy4070
    @triggerfairy4070 Před 5 lety +21

    Hank Hill should meet that dad from that 70's show

  • @Cyberwar101
    @Cyberwar101 Před 5 lety +15

    As a guy living in Texas I really feel for that first bit

  • @windsorwolf7162
    @windsorwolf7162 Před 2 lety +9

    "I'll kick your fat bull ass, c'mon!" I love it! 😂

  • @Gardetrace
    @Gardetrace Před 4 lety +5

    SpongeBob: "OUTTA MY WAY! OUTTA MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GONNA KICK MY ASS?!?"

    • @cubblocker
      @cubblocker Před 2 lety +1

      Random old man,”Nice day we are having right?”

    • @Gardetrace
      @Gardetrace Před 2 lety +1

      @@cubblocker
      Harold: "So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well, we'll show you, old man!"

    • @cubblocker
      @cubblocker Před 2 lety

      @@Gardetrace Help he is still going to kick my Ass!!!

  • @carlosaponte5843
    @carlosaponte5843 Před 5 lety +44

    Hank Hill should get together with red foreman to talk about kicking asses

  • @DRock6906
    @DRock6906 Před 5 lety +6

    2:04 "If I were you, I would get outta here right now. Or or what? You'll tell my Mom? No I'll kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other." That KILLED ME!! The way Hank was calm and collected while he was telling that dude he was gonna kick his ass lets you know he meant business :-)

  • @kaijuchan97
    @kaijuchan97 Před 5 lety +19

    1 person got their ass kicked.

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 Před 5 lety +11

    Hank to foot fetish guy: "You leave me with no choice but to kick your ass!"
    Foot fetish guy: *looks at Hank's boots* "Hang on...lemme turn on the camera!"

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271

    1:03 Hell in a nutshell

  • @therealog.1255
    @therealog.1255 Před 5 lety +17

    I love the way he says it. It always makes me laugh

  • @WickedFireBird69
    @WickedFireBird69 Před 5 lety +10

    You forgot one! My favorite one actually! The one from the renaissance episode when he tells the king, "take off the crown, I'm kicking your ass!"

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 Před 5 lety +8

    Hank Hill is my favorite cartoon dad.
    That part where he said that he's proven he could kick Dale's ass standing on a ladder kills me! I mean, what situation were they in that he did that? XD

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 Před 4 lety +2

    "That's it! I'm gonna kick your ass! Then, I'm going to reenact kicking your ass!" Classic!

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 Před rokem +3

    Judging from his friends' reaction every time he threatens to kick their ass, Hank is not joking.

  • @811brian
    @811brian Před 5 lety +81

    Bobby.. language.

  • @pagananarchist4723
    @pagananarchist4723 Před 2 lety +3

    Hank has the ultimate authority to kick the ass of anyone he damn well chooses.

  • @mangojoe8576
    @mangojoe8576 Před 5 lety +6

    "Bobby if you wasn't my son I hug you" 😂😂

  • @diablnatin6171
    @diablnatin6171 Před 4 lety +2

    0:40 "see that's the type of..ugh.. I'm gunna kick your ass🤨". 🤣🤣

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 Před 3 lety +2

    The fact that his friends always run means he really has kicked their ass too. Man is a savage that doesn't even spare his friends.

  • @imchase7796
    @imchase7796 Před 2 lety +6

    0:45 that headbutt 😂

  • @sethbahlous9027
    @sethbahlous9027 Před 5 lety +8

    0:49 💀😂 "by me" ge says it so casually

  • @maniakk3563
    @maniakk3563 Před 4 lety +4

    "How bout i tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick it down the street"
    That gets me no matter how many times i hear it

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615

    "Now do you have somewhere to be? Because I'd like to know what direction to kick your ass in!" has got to be one of the most intimidating things I've heard. I mean, at that point, you have to make a quick decision.

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 Před 4 lety +2

    "Do you have somewhere to be? Because I'd like to know what direction I should kick your ass in"
    i'm gonna use that one day

  • @Yared-ou7wy
    @Yared-ou7wy Před 5 lety +15

    Red Forman's long lost brother

  • @tiablue9106
    @tiablue9106 Před 5 lety +3

    I love how Hank’s friends are well aware he can and will kick their asses, but they still mess with him all the time. I have to admit, clowning on Hank would probably be fun, though...

  • @noaccount3662
    @noaccount3662 Před 4 lety +3

    You missed the one where he goes blind and is like “when I get my vision back and I see some ass I’m gonna kick it”

  • @katrinajacksonmiller9038

    "And it'll match your ass when I'm done kicking it!" is my favorite line from Hank Hill😅

  • @DJWarwing
    @DJWarwing Před 5 lety +6

    "Huh, man, I tell ya hwat man, dang ol boy ain't right man, ol gon talk about ol kickin' em dang ol ass man, dat ol dang-"

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 5 lety +6

    1:03
    When you're playing Smash against your friend and you set the timer for 99 minutes.

  • @BatMan-yt5cm
    @BatMan-yt5cm Před 5 lety +6

    He litteraly kicks there asses

  • @billyjohnson3674
    @billyjohnson3674 Před 5 lety +4

    The first scene in this compilation was probably my favorite Hank Hill saying even beforehand.

  • @foxyjamesthelog7791
    @foxyjamesthelog7791 Před 2 lety +2

    0:44 this one is just the golden one to me. The headbutt seals the deal to

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 Před 4 lety +2

    0:44 "I'll kick your fat bowl ass, come on!" *headbutts Dale*
    "Owwww!"

  • @test42356y
    @test42356y Před 3 lety +3

    I love how he gets pissed at the magician for being a thief 😂

  • @TheGoodDoktor4451
    @TheGoodDoktor4451 Před 5 lety +4

    I love how almost everyone is actually afraid of Hank Hill

  • @ruffruggednraw
    @ruffruggednraw Před 5 lety +21

    That's his favorite thing to say right?

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 Před 2 lety +1

    Bobby: It's time to kick some Ass!"
    Hank: "Bobby, Language"

  • @smooothest
    @smooothest Před 3 lety +2

    Hank is the most powerful being once he becomes angry.

  • @Pthumerian01
    @Pthumerian01 Před rokem +3

    Hank Hill and Red Forman would get along lmao

  • @Thinker669
    @Thinker669 Před 5 lety +7

    Hank wants to kick everyone's asses.

  • @richardjared960
    @richardjared960 Před 5 lety +5

    1:41 kills me every time.

  • @TheNJ93487
    @TheNJ93487 Před 14 dny +1

    Dammnn. Hank Hill got real kick these asses. So real.

  • @dpayne8596
    @dpayne8596 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I miss King of Hill. That was a funny ass show.