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I'm like 99% certain large scale games and game companies are using AAA in reference to batteries because these AAA and AAAA games are the cheapest and worst quality you could get.
Scurvy is honestly kind of horrific. Not only do you bleed out of any orifice, all of your old healed wounds will reopen and start bleeding too. This is because a healed wound isn't actually healed, it's an ongoing metabolic process that never finishes. And if you have scurvy you don't have the vitamins required to keep that process going, so your wounds reopen - which can be a huge problem, especially if you've had surgery. Literally, year old healed scars will reopen. It's scary.
Don’t wanna be a “well actually” guy but the stamina is referring to your crew pulling the sail tight for extra speed and need to rest after the stamina runs out
@@jerbear3915 what he said, I played the game (skull and bones) and the stamina is indeed linked to your crew, I'm also a Kingpin in the game, which is the highest level of infamy one can get
Now I'm picturing Ellis baiting a hook, casting it, reeling in a fish, unhooking the fish, then making it cough up the bait so he can 'use more than 1 bait per fish'
I honestly feel like the real frustration Ellis couldn't put into words there was that, in most games that have it, bait is weirdly rare - you only get like two or three pieces per significant time. Whereas in real life, the moment you catch a single fish, that's good for like 50 pieces of bait. And five minutes of going outside will probably find you half a dozen snails etc. Except in the rain, when it'll get you hundreds. But the way he fails to express that is fucking comical. It is a really funny mental image.
Vitamin C is mostly used to boost the body's ability to heal. Scurvy is a severe deficiency of Vitamin C and particularly bad cases of scurvy can cause old wounds to reopen.
The "AAAA" Pirate game also has a code of conduct reminding people to be nice (despite being pirates) and has an Accept screen that says "LONG LIVE PIRACY"
I watched the video a few minutes ago. A true AAAA game. I especially like that only one tree is available on certain islands and you had a 2 hour respawn timer attached to it on top of everyone on the server farming for them. 🫠
I still imagine that the stamina mechanic in Skull & Bones is all the ship's crew going "CAPTAIN! Captain! The sails! The sails are going to rip if we keep her going at this clip!" made only -better- worse if your ship's sails spontaneously tore to ribbons if you ran the stamina meter dry, upon which a cash store popup appears asking if you'd like to buy another set of sails.
At somme point we're just gonna be screaming at each other when describing games. 'Hey, what kinda game is this?" "Oh, it's a new AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game from EA." "Jesus fuck, forget i asked anything.
As if EA could make anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA quality, let alone something AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. On the other hand, considering the quality of the only AAAA game currently in existance, maybe the curve for "A"s/quality is more of an inverse parabola.
1:21 You can almost hear Gabby coming through in that wheeze. The only thing missin' was jake doing a scottish accent going "Well, tha wuz fuckin' shite~"
Jaundice isn't really a disease in itself, it's more of a symptom. Mostly when something is wrong with your liver, I believe, your skin or the white in your eyes can take on a yellow or orange tint, and that's called jaundice. It can be caused by scurvy as well, but by that point it's already gotten pretty bad. The first sign is usually bleeding gums and tooth decay.
Jonk using so much of his brain power to name the box that he doenst hear Gaby is the best. The fact he still spelled crOfting box while being so concentrated killed me
I believe "Scurvy" is when the skin stops producing essential oils due to vitamin C deficiency so the skin cells begin to die and flake away becoming increasingly itchy and constantly uncomfortable. The victim unconsciously rip's at their skin and over a long period this is likely the most dangerous part. the cuticles of the fingers and toes as well as the gums begin to bleed and eventually lose all their hair, nails and teeth. but by then they have likely already been overwhelmed by self inflicted skin abrasions that quickly become infected. Scurvy itself is not really lethal you would likely die from the infections or Ending yourself. it is however easily preventable and recoverable so like they say in the Navy "Eat your Damn Lemons!"
I know the game list of you guys is really long, but i really want to see you play helldivers 2, because the amount of times you guys will blow each other up will be more often then in any compilation out there. Also you should all use the arc thrower, because its really good and definetly not because its the best way to "accidently" kill your teammates. Great video by the way :D
So I can’t quite remember but from what I can recall from Skull and Bones, the stamina bar is tied to your crew, and they manage the “travel speed” for the game and they get tired from pulling on ropes or something, and you can give them food to gain 50% stamina regen which is so dumb considering it uses the same mechanics from AC4, and that game didn’t have a stamina bar
Amateur fisher math: > 1 bait = 1 fish > On average, if the fish are really biting, at least 5 fish that bite will escape you hook in every half-hour; 2 will steal the bait as well. > Assume at least 3 fish in a pond/lake are a-holes that will nibble the bait off if you're not paying attention. Also assume they will return to your spot if you don't move. > If casting off-shore, your hook will snag on heavy debris at least one time you reel in. Your hook is mangled, your bait is obliterated. > Include a multiplier if the a-hole fish and heavy debris don't teach you that your fishing spot sucks. > Every 15 minutes nothing bites, you replace the bait thinking the fish don't want it. > You go to the store for bait, which sells tiny tubs or buckets of the stuff, and you end up not using it all. > You improvise with bread or store meat, and save some money cuz you can eat what you don't feed the fish. > Your buddy is a better fisher, and you quit after watching them catch 10 and you catch nothing.
Hey there you wonderfully deranged anglophones, just wanna say thanks for being a consistent source of laughs that strain the stitches in my mouth during this particularly shitty easter. Keep on rocking.
6:13 it’s normally a turtle runs off with your hotdog slice. We kept a ziploc of hotdogs in the fridge to be sliced up for fishing bait. We caught sunnies, turtles, pikes, bass
I mean, depending on what you use as bait, and what fish you aim to catch you can actually use the same piece of bait a few times. For instance, using cooked frozen shrimp while canal fishing as a child, I could usually catch about three little fish -- less than a foot long for reference -- per piece of shrimp. But if I used vienna sausage, I usually ended up just feeding the fish and not actually catching anything.
Jaundice can occur from many things, but scurvy prevents the liver from functioning properly which is one way jaundice can occur. Other ways involve cancer, gallstones, and infections. Just for those curious about the jaundice DLC bit lol
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Do not translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………
yeah dont translate @fantaguyreal comment
Oh my god you guys should have a precious dress club and have Eli's wear a corset and high heels with other fashion clothing
I'm like 99% certain large scale games and game companies are using AAA in reference to batteries because these AAA and AAAA games are the cheapest and worst quality you could get.
Jake I think you mean a "third wheel"
0:30 can we quickly talk about how he flawlessly repeated the entire thing?
yeah, Too good.
Who is he and what has he done with the real Jonk.
The Only Things Jonk Can Say Straight... Utter Bullshit
a wonky pipe can fit in a wonky hole
the pipe is the thought the hole is the brain
You know, some words come more natural to you than others...
I'm equally baffled why so little people are catching that. I had to do a double take
Scurvy is honestly kind of horrific. Not only do you bleed out of any orifice, all of your old healed wounds will reopen and start bleeding too. This is because a healed wound isn't actually healed, it's an ongoing metabolic process that never finishes. And if you have scurvy you don't have the vitamins required to keep that process going, so your wounds reopen - which can be a huge problem, especially if you've had surgery. Literally, year old healed scars will reopen. It's scary.
Just what I wanted to hear at 22:35 at night 😭
@@GX_Ethernal Better scarf some lemons, mate.
Idk if it's cuz of my illness or what, but my old wounds sometimes start to open back up after I exercise.
new fear unlocked
You're also practically rotting alive
2:00 normally, I don't agree with main character syndrome, but "Shut up I'm talking" is absolutely appropriate here. Don't interupt people!
B-but you can climb the rock from the other-
@@DarkJusn2020 SHUT! PEOPLE ARE TALKING!
you can also see alex was so pissy about it he stabbed jake with his spear
Jonk missing Alex with a crossbow "You missed! How could you miss?! He was 3 feet in front of you!!!"
Disney Mulan line I love that one
Gotta love a good old Mushu quote.
Also Jonk: Successfully hits and obliterates a moving target in almost pitch black lighting. 😅
He must've been smaller than I thought. -Jonk probably
@@Vancev99x He does weirdly seem to have better aim in the dark, like how he managed to kill Gabby at night, in the fog, in Red Dead 😆.
“My boat has stamina?”
-Dunkey
Don’t wanna be a “well actually” guy but the stamina is referring to your crew pulling the sail tight for extra speed and need to rest after the stamina runs out
@@jerbear3915 “My crew has stamina?”
@@jerbear3915 what he said, I played the game (skull and bones) and the stamina is indeed linked to your crew, I'm also a Kingpin in the game, which is the highest level of infamy one can get
@@Red_Dragon_Ripper Is that really something to brag about?
@@angusfraser-brown1663 lol nope it’s not. Anyone can reach it after finishing the endgame
6:14
Alex: You can just hear his soul leaving his body.
Cath: What soul?
I mean the Devil, probably he wouldn't even take a bite of it.
And it came from his wife too. XD
I think she's glad something's leaving someone's body, and this time it isn't one of Caths shits.
You can hear Ellis in the background
"Fucking BITCH!"
His tone in that
Now I'm picturing Ellis baiting a hook, casting it, reeling in a fish, unhooking the fish, then making it cough up the bait so he can 'use more than 1 bait per fish'
As if he'd make it past the second step.
I honestly feel like the real frustration Ellis couldn't put into words there was that, in most games that have it, bait is weirdly rare - you only get like two or three pieces per significant time. Whereas in real life, the moment you catch a single fish, that's good for like 50 pieces of bait. And five minutes of going outside will probably find you half a dozen snails etc. Except in the rain, when it'll get you hundreds.
But the way he fails to express that is fucking comical. It is a really funny mental image.
Vitamin C is mostly used to boost the body's ability to heal. Scurvy is a severe deficiency of Vitamin C and particularly bad cases of scurvy can cause old wounds to reopen.
Can we talk about the fact that jake flawlessly explained what scurvy is without having a brain fart?
He gets an A+ for how well he explained it, maybe a handjob too.
He may be an idiot in 90% of stuff he talks about but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know some random trivia
The "AAAA" Pirate game also has a code of conduct reminding people to be nice (despite being pirates) and has an Accept screen that says "LONG LIVE PIRACY"
I watched the video a few minutes ago. A true AAAA game. I especially like that only one tree is available on certain islands and you had a 2 hour respawn timer attached to it on top of everyone on the server farming for them. 🫠
Probably while warning people not to pirate their games. The irony is so thick Jonk would be jealous.
10:37 Jake becomes an NPC that has yet to go through Beta test.
Jake has become the Oblivion NPC. He already looks like one anyway (I'm so sorry, I had to)
I still imagine that the stamina mechanic in Skull & Bones is all the ship's crew going "CAPTAIN! Captain! The sails! The sails are going to rip if we keep her going at this clip!"
made only -better- worse if your ship's sails spontaneously tore to ribbons if you ran the stamina meter dry, upon which a cash store popup appears asking if you'd like to buy another set of sails.
I didn't know skull and bones
have a fallout 76 cash store. 😂
@@nicholassammons3881 it pretty much does to my understanding, just not to 'that' degree.
Small comfort to whoever dropped dosh on that mess I'm sure.
@@nicholassammons3881 Pardon Captain, but our sails seems to be shredded. Would you like to open the cash store?
At somme point we're just gonna be screaming at each other when describing games.
'Hey, what kinda game is this?"
"Oh, it's a new AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game from EA."
"Jesus fuck, forget i asked anything.
As if EA could make anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA quality, let alone something AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. On the other hand, considering the quality of the only AAAA game currently in existance, maybe the curve for "A"s/quality is more of an inverse parabola.
8:15 That fucking killed me as well! Can’t believe jonk was actually serious about that! 😂😂😂
*yes pls XL*
6:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "You could just hear his soul leaving the body." "What soul?"
I'm dying. That was so hilarious.
1:00 Jake rolled a critical success with this one
Aimed to annoy Ellis, annoyed everyone else too
1:21 You can almost hear Gabby coming through in that wheeze. The only thing missin' was jake doing a scottish accent going "Well, tha wuz fuckin' shite~"
Jonk is WPE's spare main character.
7:23 omg I can’t believe my bits comment thingymahoo made it to the funny moments video😭
0:30 I’m surprised Jake said that all in one go without Jonking it up.
The 'stop im talking' and then the seagull laugh is a great moment.
10:22 Wasn't expecting a surprise appearance from Beavis and Butthead in this video
"STOPIMTALKING" got me good
the fact that alex' reaction to not being allowed to interupt jake is to immidiatly stab him says a lot about him
8:48 Haven't you seen plants growing through concrete or clogged roof gutters? The bastards need water and one pixel of dirt, that's all.
One of those trees barely managing on a steel platform is the tree replacing all the oxygen Jake wastes.
Jaundice isn't really a disease in itself, it's more of a symptom. Mostly when something is wrong with your liver, I believe, your skin or the white in your eyes can take on a yellow or orange tint, and that's called jaundice.
It can be caused by scurvy as well, but by that point it's already gotten pretty bad. The first sign is usually bleeding gums and tooth decay.
6:15 - 6:23 holy damn Cath that was brutal
Well played
"Is scurvy the the DLC for jaundice?"
-- Joke
Jake “hey look, I did this to annoy El-“
Ellis “WHAT THE F*** IS THIS!”
4:46 the subtle subscribe message.
9:00
Ending it with "Go find it and apologize" would have been amazing.
Jonk using so much of his brain power to name the box that he doenst hear Gaby is the best. The fact he still spelled crOfting box while being so concentrated killed me
jonk: "i was concentrating on naming the chest and i've named it very aptly"
also jonk: *names chest CROFTING MATS*
10:36 Jake's reaction time there reminds me of the first generation of Amazon Alexa 🤣🤣🤣
I believe "Scurvy" is when the skin stops producing essential oils due to vitamin C deficiency so the skin cells begin to die and flake away becoming increasingly itchy and constantly uncomfortable. The victim unconsciously rip's at their skin and over a long period this is likely the most dangerous part. the cuticles of the fingers and toes as well as the gums begin to bleed and eventually lose all their hair, nails and teeth. but by then they have likely already been overwhelmed by self inflicted skin abrasions that quickly become infected. Scurvy itself is not really lethal you would likely die from the infections or Ending yourself. it is however easily preventable and recoverable so like they say in the Navy "Eat your Damn Lemons!"
4:42 scared the bejeezus out of me! God #?*! it Alex!
The worst thing is Jonk was concentrating so much on naming that chest and he STILL misspelled it.
[8:25] Ah.. It seems Ellis has loosened his [0:00]
Honestly Jake would be the type of troll to request an XL plug from somebody’s mother 😂
These have to be the best pirates I've ever seen
So it would seem…
*something something Johnny Depp*
But you have heard of me
*Pirates Of The Caribbean music starts playing*
Don't worry guys, if you come across dennis hopper on a rusty oil boat with his cult, all you need is to get kevin costner with gills to defeat him.
Jonk’s “hello there” unironically sounds like the star wars meme, like an almost one-to-one.
Not even 13 seconds and somethings all ready on fire. This is gonna be a good one 😂
I am very impressed that Jake asked "does anyone have wood?" and no one made a dirty joke! XD
i can bet that there will be a roasting compilation id just like to know when
The fact that his wife Burned him that bad is hilarious 😂
That ending was 100% oblivion tier dialogue
"What soul?" Jesus Cath!
Ah yes, the Plouch, the ultimate ship home furniture item
4:38 was like that one Terroriser moment on the Minecraft Purge SMP LMAO
00:30 beautifully done Jake
The burns are unreal, do you guys need some ice? 😂
2:01 - Jake wasn't having a repeat of the Cath Wizard of Oz incident
I know the game list of you guys is really long, but i really want to see you play helldivers 2, because the amount of times you guys will blow each other up will be more often then in any compilation out there. Also you should all use the arc thrower, because its really good and definetly not because its the best way to "accidently" kill your teammates.
Great video by the way :D
New merch: "yes pls extra large!"
I’m so glad I caught this live, so many moments that I knew would end up in the video
3:12 my favourite bit
So that's why the Wellerman is bringing sugar and tea and rum: because you need them to refill your boat's stamina. Perfect sense. 10/10 game.
So I can’t quite remember but from what I can recall from Skull and Bones, the stamina bar is tied to your crew, and they manage the “travel speed” for the game and they get tired from pulling on ropes or something, and you can give them food to gain 50% stamina regen which is so dumb considering it uses the same mechanics from AC4, and that game didn’t have a stamina bar
That last clip killed me
Amateur fisher math:
> 1 bait = 1 fish
> On average, if the fish are really biting, at least 5 fish that bite will escape you hook in every half-hour; 2 will steal the bait as well.
> Assume at least 3 fish in a pond/lake are a-holes that will nibble the bait off if you're not paying attention. Also assume they will return to your spot if you don't move.
> If casting off-shore, your hook will snag on heavy debris at least one time you reel in. Your hook is mangled, your bait is obliterated.
> Include a multiplier if the a-hole fish and heavy debris don't teach you that your fishing spot sucks.
> Every 15 minutes nothing bites, you replace the bait thinking the fish don't want it.
> You go to the store for bait, which sells tiny tubs or buckets of the stuff, and you end up not using it all.
> You improvise with bread or store meat, and save some money cuz you can eat what you don't feed the fish.
> Your buddy is a better fisher, and you quit after watching them catch 10 and you catch nothing.
We'll hoard this knowledge like gold.
8:20 this part made me laugh so hard, i absolutly love Gabby and her humor
Hey there you wonderfully deranged anglophones, just wanna say thanks for being a consistent source of laughs that strain the stitches in my mouth during this particularly shitty easter. Keep on rocking.
Oh this is like a neo version of Raft with less sharks and more burns lovelay
That opening clip was hilarious.
Never a dull moment with you goobers
6:13 it’s normally a turtle runs off with your hotdog slice. We kept a ziploc of hotdogs in the fridge to be sliced up for fishing bait. We caught sunnies, turtles, pikes, bass
One of the funniest videos in a long time
Ah, WPE, the channel I watch while on the toilet because otherwise I'll piss myself laughing.
4:44 that actually sounds like a smart idea.
4:22 As a man from Glasgow i can confirm that it is indeed "Spare prick" around these parts
Jake is the cutest one on their team...
6:14, Ellis's rage here was just perfect
Love the "unintentional" driveby at the beginning
caths laugh at the start is so infectious haha
Who the Hell have I discovered here!? This is hilarious!
Poor Jake is starting to sound more and more like Gabby. Like he use to have a normal laugh, now its Gabby's wheeze as his laugh.
10:37 this is what I imagine jonk is like on a daily basis 😂😂😂😂
It is indeed a certified aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaAaa game. I am scared
So glad I stumbled onto this channel. This is the friend group I *wish* I had. XD
7:00 hear jake and ellis talking in each others place sounds so weird to me even if only for a second
Jake had me at Hello. wait is that a song hahaha jonk brains is going smooth again.
I mean, depending on what you use as bait, and what fish you aim to catch you can actually use the same piece of bait a few times. For instance, using cooked frozen shrimp while canal fishing as a child, I could usually catch about three little fish -- less than a foot long for reference -- per piece of shrimp. But if I used vienna sausage, I usually ended up just feeding the fish and not actually catching anything.
Pro tip! Easy to win a race when you take out your fellow racers.
7:04 jakes precious scurvy club
6:17 Damn cath! Brutal aren't ya?!
I’m so happy more people are playing this awesome game
These guys are truly brilliant.
I THINK Jonk was trying to say he feels like a "Third Wheel"
If my son in law would give a respond like that, i would be so proud and happy with that response 😂
Jonk trying to annoy Ellis at 0:44, ends up annoying not just Ellis, but also Gabby and Cath...
Jaundice can occur from many things, but scurvy prevents the liver from functioning properly which is one way jaundice can occur. Other ways involve cancer, gallstones, and infections.
Just for those curious about the jaundice DLC bit lol
Ellis getting cremated yet again at 6:15...
God I love you guys, every time I watch your videos I bust a gut laughing
i just know i would spend most of the time saying "eeeehhhhh?" if i played with you guys
you guys are so goddam entertaining
Personally the Beavis and Butthead impersonation was my favorite clip. Along with Cath being so sick of everyones collective shit.
6:18 I didn't know Ellis was a ginger.
I get the jake now that I’ve watched the video, but at first I thought they were just screaming in the title