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  • @willgaines8575
    @willgaines8575 Před 2 lety +3929

    One of my favourites:
    Beau: "Caduceus got hit on and I missed it??"
    Cad: "To be fair I missed it too"

    • @criticalroleace2846
      @criticalroleace2846 Před 2 lety +75

      Me IRL

    • @Cris.as.in_Crisis
      @Cris.as.in_Crisis Před 2 lety +13

      where and when did this happen? this is a genuine question

    • @criticalroleace2846
      @criticalroleace2846 Před 2 lety +24

      @@Cris.as.in_Crisis It was in estlecross toward the end of the campaign. I don’t remembered the exact episode number.

    • @willgaines8575
      @willgaines8575 Před 2 lety +47

      @@Cris.as.in_Crisis Found it - episode 114, start at timestamp 59:40

    • @Cris.as.in_Crisis
      @Cris.as.in_Crisis Před 2 lety +5

      @@willgaines8575 thank you

  • @gideonwaithbraite
    @gideonwaithbraite Před 3 lety +1620

    "Remember, he gave crystal meth to Grog."
    "The BEST crystal meth!" XD

    • @charlessandison5740
      @charlessandison5740 Před 2 lety +53

      I love how his biggest worry that they would think that it was some shitty dollar store grade Meth and not the goodstuff

    • @amodelmannequin
      @amodelmannequin Před 2 lety +27

      @@charlessandison5740 the man's got standards

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli Před 2 lety +18

      @@amodelmannequin
      Professionals have standards.

    • @anemoi6803
      @anemoi6803 Před 2 lety +33

      The FINEST crystal meth in Christendom!

  • @kidkyryte
    @kidkyryte Před 2 lety +3917

    Man, if I had a nickel for every time Taliesin tricked Sam into picking up a blank sheet of paper, I'd have two nickels, which isn't many, but it's weird he fell for it twice.

    • @sophiekrenn5679
      @sophiekrenn5679 Před rokem +119

      @Ryan Reffert In the beginning of C2 when Nott tried to steal from Fjord and Mollyauk tricked her into trading a piece of paper

    • @gabegrether8647
      @gabegrether8647 Před rokem +28

      My brother once SIGNED a blank piece of paper. It was for my sister's b-day and it ended with him in a dress.

    • @Saspuer26
      @Saspuer26 Před rokem +6

      ​@@gabegrether8647 Brilliant 😂

    • @dennisddt1146
      @dennisddt1146 Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@gabegrether8647 And that, is why you never sign a blank piece of paper without writing anything to prevent stuff from being written around it. Even if it's a simple "nothing on this is legally binding" or whatever. Although I'm assuming the whole reason for signing the piece of paper for your brother was so something could be written around it.

  • @kaelalist9656
    @kaelalist9656 Před 3 lety +3437

    Dang, good one I just thought of: "do you have a mini for the dark spectre of my soul?" * Matt takes out a mini of orthax * "Thank you!"

    • @hrani
      @hrani Před 3 lety +195

      Oh, that was such a perfect exchange and bless Matt for having that mini ready

    • @duckduckgooseberry7051
      @duckduckgooseberry7051 Před 3 lety +149

      Has the same energy as that scene in the spongebob movie "Uh I'm supposed to get a toy with this?" *toy hits him in the face* "Thanks."

    • @Molly-or9kt
      @Molly-or9kt Před 2 lety +5

      Which episode is this?

    • @kaelalist9656
      @kaelalist9656 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Molly-or9kt Campaign one, episode 35 pt. 1 I believe

    • @dseray9494
      @dseray9494 Před 2 lety +14

      I think he says 'I love you' but semantics

  • @TakeWalker
    @TakeWalker Před 3 lety +11237

    "This spell is one of my favorite spells in the game," says Matthew Mercer, about Modify Memory, having no idea what will occur years from now.

    • @undertaker1997fan
      @undertaker1997fan Před 3 lety +73

      What happened?

    • @TakeWalker
      @TakeWalker Před 3 lety +926

      @@undertaker1997fan Laura Bailey happened, that's what :D

    • @fatimahalhafeed9153
      @fatimahalhafeed9153 Před 3 lety +107

      @@TakeWalker that doesn't say much now does it

    • @Tralldan
      @Tralldan Před 3 lety +473

      @@fatimahalhafeed9153 saying more will spoil it, and it sure is something you wouldn't want to have spoiled

    • @circuscassie
      @circuscassie Před 3 lety +198

      THAT WAS SUCH AN E P I C MOMENT

  • @samuelbealer608
    @samuelbealer608 Před 2 lety +2507

    The fact that Taliesin and Matt were both so in sync with the (69) “…Nice” down to the head nod, cracks me up xD

  • @klaasvaak4803
    @klaasvaak4803 Před 3 lety +3582

    How can one man have the best well thought out lines but also one liners like "help, its again". Truly a master of language.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 3 lety +43

      We don’t deserve him.

    • @stormrider7235
      @stormrider7235 Před 2 lety +211

      that's what happens when you're immortal, you get consumed with all the language you've picked up and can't make a choice, so you just...don't

    • @ZeldaRoseSongbook
      @ZeldaRoseSongbook Před 2 lety +72

      @@stormrider7235 And odds are, in some bizarre alternate universe, "Help, it's again" is heralded as some sort of poetic mastery of that plane's native tongue.

    • @farmerskeletor
      @farmerskeletor Před 2 lety +31

      You sit on a horse. These things happen.

    • @loglorn
      @loglorn Před rokem +14

      Life needs things to live

  • @literatouristin
    @literatouristin Před 2 lety +3385

    "I'm sorry my issues have guns." Is the most wonderful thing Tal ever said

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 2 lety +6

      Literally everything he's done has come back to bite him in the ass.

    • @erind.t.e.992
      @erind.t.e.992 Před 2 lety +86

      I don't know, announcing Vex'ahlia as Lady Vex'ahlia - Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt to spite her father and help validate her as a noble is still probably one of my favorite all-time moments in the history of Vox Machina... it just hits so hard every time we revisit it, and precludes so much of their intimacy later on in such a meaningful and respectful way that just jives with me. She earned that title and her legitimacy was supported by someone who had nothing to gain from doing so, other than to stand up for someone they care about. Truly lovely and a jarring juxtaposition to the cold, calculating and vengeful warrior Percy usually presents as - a rare moment of warmth that embetters him for feeling it!

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz Před 2 lety +7

      @@WTFisTingispingis everything that doesn't have to do with Vex

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 2 lety +4

      @@Beacuzz truw

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před rokem +14

      I dunno, “Help, it’s again!“ is up there

  • @gegegebebebe5087
    @gegegebebebe5087 Před 3 lety +4117

    "Anna, I'm going to take a leap of faith and believe, contrary to all evidence, that you are a smart woman." is one of the most beautiful and sophisticated insults I've heared for quite some time. (=

    • @Usakachi
      @Usakachi Před 3 lety +15

      In which episode of campaign one was that said ?

    • @BlueSun_
      @BlueSun_ Před 3 lety +32

      @@Usakachi
      C1E33: Reunions (1:06:55)
      Pro tip: Use Kryogenix CR transcript search tool

    • @timothymonk1356
      @timothymonk1356 Před 3 lety +82

      He's great at those
      I love the full line for 5:39, which amounts to "the best gift I can give you is to point out that you're a fool, your world view is backwards, and no one in the world cares about you, and I pity you."

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 Před 2 lety +27

      It's definitely very Taliesin to be both eloquent and cutting in all characters not just percy. Even Cad, a soft spoken man of the earth type, who wouldn't have had the education and eloquence that Percy has, and Molly, a lesser educated and amnesiatic travele still had the ability to cut to the heart of the matter and put things into words that almost defies definition

    • @CalCon04
      @CalCon04 Před 2 lety +2

      Anybody else come across this comment as the clip came up?

  • @thebronzescribe2793
    @thebronzescribe2793 Před 2 lety +1676

    One of my favorite Tal moments of Campaign 2:
    (in competition)
    Nott: Distract him with your masculine wiles!
    Molly: (confused) Masculine?
    Nott: Uh, your pansexual wiles?
    Molly: Now that I can work with

    • @cybersearcher1041
      @cybersearcher1041 Před 2 lety +34

      Give me the link Right Now Please Your Honour

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 Před 2 lety +15

      @@cybersearcher1041 yes I want to be notified when this happens

    • @lludw_enaid
      @lludw_enaid Před 2 lety +10

      @@hotcrossbuns6585 me too

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 Před 2 lety +74

      Found it! Episode 24, about 2 hours 17 minutes in

    • @lludw_enaid
      @lludw_enaid Před 2 lety +9

      @@hotcrossbuns6585 thank you so much!

  • @JulianCommodus
    @JulianCommodus Před 3 lety +3931

    When lighting the candles before the show-
    Travis- "Doesn't Taliesin just have to snap his fingers to light it?"
    Sam- "No, he snaps his fingers and one of the audience gets pregnant."
    Taliesin- "By the way, sorry about that, Travis."
    ("Search for Grog.")

    • @rutgeroudenampsen492
      @rutgeroudenampsen492 Před 3 lety +30

      😂

    • @Randomness823
      @Randomness823 Před 3 lety +73

      When was this??? I HAVE to watch that

    • @Randomness823
      @Randomness823 Před 3 lety +28

      @@wasgattalex4476 you're beautiful, thank you

    • @FallingOranges
      @FallingOranges Před 3 lety +279

      What I love about that particular joke is that it shows how comfortable the CR cast are with making those sort of jokes with each other and know it's all in jest.

    • @bigbundle3223
      @bigbundle3223 Před 2 lety +266

      everyone always misses Travis saying 'oh so that's what happened' before Taliesin apologizes. he had a cue, he didn't just go straight to 'i made your child'

  • @compass1010
    @compass1010 Před 3 lety +2962

    "Help, it's again" is probably my favorite line.

    • @r.f.switch5847
      @r.f.switch5847 Před 3 lety +63

      Which can be coupled with every single time Tal mouths the words "Help me!" during one of Sam's bits.

    • @Darklord-uo3re
      @Darklord-uo3re Před 3 lety +99

      It's second to "I cast.... Godammit..."

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 3 lety +6

      Definitely one of my favorite ever Caduceus moments!

    • @martinmcbride4530
      @martinmcbride4530 Před 3 lety +8

      Me and buddy use it in every game we play whenever something bad happens from Battlefield to Sea of thieves lol

    • @EspeonGaming0
      @EspeonGaming0 Před 2 lety +2

      When was that?

  • @pandymandy
    @pandymandy Před 3 lety +2449

    It is wild how good an actor Taliesin is, like genuinely to such an uncredited degree. He is nothing like his characters and yet when jumping into Caduceus you cannot even fathom how the same man played Percival. His wit somehow BECOMES his characters in a way that is so special its unreal.
    And I really really miss Percy, good lord.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Před 2 lety +149

      Because each character has been a little piece of Taliesin's soul. Percy represented the pain and darkness in his life, Molly his actual fun loving typically jovial personality, Cad reflected his sense of familial bonds, love and compassion and Ashton is just teen aged pissed off Taliesin telling everyone to fuck off :D

    • @jackcrook6330
      @jackcrook6330 Před rokem +42

      Yet I love that with Trent he couldn't shake No Mercy Percy with that savage verbal dress down, "I hope you will find someone who will mourn you when you are gone", maybe out No Mercy-ed him

    • @alexandragoff6609
      @alexandragoff6609 Před rokem +25

      I feel like every one of Taliesin’s characters would have found some way to get to Trent and all of them would have been amazing. I kinda want to see Percy and Trent’s version of ‘polite’ dinner now. That would be hilarious

    • @braydenharmon6554
      @braydenharmon6554 Před rokem +12

      especially when you compare Cad to ashton

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@nuru666yeah, but in comparison to that , Liam for example Always plays a sad potato, He does it wonderfully but that does Not Change He kinda Sticks to the Same typ

  • @emthatyourefuse2494
    @emthatyourefuse2494 Před 2 lety +622

    What kills me about "life needs things to live" is that, in context, Percy's actually in the middle of trying to articulate a reasonably cogent point (on the lines of "you don't get something from nothing").
    He just *sounds* like a concussed fortune cookie for a minute there, which is arguably the most accurate possible depiction of a really intelligent person trying to talk out a large complicated idea AS they're having it, live without a net or a chance to write anything down first.

    • @JohnnyFerno
      @JohnnyFerno Před 8 měsíci +30

      "A concussed fortune cookie" that just destroyed me XD

    • @ryanjones_rheios
      @ryanjones_rheios Před 3 měsíci +8

      Especially if you don't think you have the time, audience, or on-hand evidence, to try and go into an in depth explanation of your point. So you're trying to touch on the cogent points where glossing over the deeper stuff. Apologies for the 2 year old necro, but "concussed fortune cookie" is probably the best description of how I probably sounded in a conversation I had recently with someone at work, and I will be stealing that for the future. =P

  • @clownfern
    @clownfern Před 3 lety +3786

    Hearing Taliesin say "hey baby doll" cured my depression. My skin is clear my crops are watered

    • @Nutsource
      @Nutsource Před 3 lety +185

      Same, it hasn't much helped my thirst though

    • @clownfern
      @clownfern Před 3 lety +22

      @@Nutsource 😳😭💔

    • @FarhadHakimov
      @FarhadHakimov Před 3 lety +24

      What, my favorite goth was in a VtM game? Can anyone share the name?

    • @eule2585
      @eule2585 Před 3 lety +12

      Which One Shot is that. I want the context XD

    • @LilLilypad
      @LilLilypad Před 3 lety +35

      @@FarhadHakimov He plays Carver on LA By Night!

  • @zedbee2736
    @zedbee2736 Před rokem +180

    I love the fact that Taliesin *totally* shuts down the ladies trying to make Sam lessen the punch of modify memory, and he's just so excited to get fucked with

  • @lizs2546
    @lizs2546 Před 2 lety +600

    Can we talk about how "your soul is forfeit die die" was followed up by Cad "i wish for you to find someone who will mourn you" Like, one is a screaming maniac and the other is calm and cool. Tal is so incredible talented, being able to pull off playing two very different characters

    • @jackcrook6330
      @jackcrook6330 Před rokem +24

      Equal lack of mercy lol
      The two sides of destroying a person entirely

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Před rokem +8

      his speach that ended with the mourning comment is one of the most stunning, cutting and epic quots I have ever come across

  • @arancourt5623
    @arancourt5623 Před 3 lety +1707

    Love how matt says modify memory is one of his favorite spells in the game and a couple years later, Laura Bailey uses it to fuck up his awesome encounter with Asharnai. Such a wonderful blue tiefling.

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 Před 3 lety +59

      Little seed of joy and chaos

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy Před 3 lety +88

      Matthew Mercer is amazing and I'm sure what he had planned for that character and the events surrounding it would have been equally as awesome as anything he's ever come up with. But man. What Laura did ... I firmly believe that whatever Matt had in store could not have been as impactful or stupendous as what happened in the game. That was the best scene I have ever seen develop in any game I've watched or been a part of. Failing some twist of fate where one of these brilliant nerdy-ass voice actors do better, it will be the defining scene of campaign 2 for me for as long as I might live.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Drakijy not enough love for culinaromancy in fantasy universes

  • @zgeks5gd7
    @zgeks5gd7 Před 3 lety +538

    "Fuck with me, I'm so excited" should always be the true spirit of DND

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria Před 3 lety +3474

    When Percy gave Vex her title, my first thought literally was "Dude, Vex, I think he just married you."
    Also it absolutely *tickles* me how into it Tal is when Scanlan modifies Percy's memory.

    • @claralaviola8846
      @claralaviola8846 Před 3 lety +55

      Man, i thought exactly the same

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 Před 3 lety +293

      Think about it, you have a certifiable genius whose life long dream is to visit the feywild, fulfills it, but can't remember it, and the least trustworthy member of the party offers to make him remember.... Of course Tal is going to be excited, the amount of potential fuckery his character is going to have to endure based on these new, albeit temporary memories.

    • @MFZBitch
      @MFZBitch Před 3 lety +79

      What i found most endearing is how invested Laura is in this

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 Před 3 lety +61

      Talisen is an Agent of Chaos

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama Před 3 lety +51

      @@scarlightemperor3410 Exactly! And an agent of chaos loves and encourages chaos in all it's many forms, especially if it's aimed at said agent!

  • @JulianCommodus
    @JulianCommodus Před 2 lety +436

    When getting Kaylie out of prison:
    Percy (to Scanlan)- "I know your not used to actually having the means by which to get what you want by just simply asking for it, but you could try just asking for it."
    Keyleth- "That's the most privileged thing you've ever said."
    Percy- "That's the most privileged thing I've ever said that you've heard."
    When tying Grog's body to Trinket:
    Keyleth- "Percy, help!"
    Percy- "I am helping. I'm helping run things. Well done."

    • @samwortham2385
      @samwortham2385 Před 2 lety +6

      I need episodes and timestamps for these, they're hilarious

  • @AlienToppedPancakes
    @AlienToppedPancakes Před 3 lety +460

    Caduceus made Henry Crabgrass when he cast Decompose on Mollymauk grave...

    • @caidenpriaulx6492
      @caidenpriaulx6492 Před 3 lety +41

      Holy shit that’s the best thought

    • @DuskWolf224
      @DuskWolf224 Před 2 lety +9

      More like he made food for Henry Crabgrass, but still, this is a good thought^^

  • @cypressmicnovicz9541
    @cypressmicnovicz9541 Před 2 lety +388

    The soft “no...” when Sam asks for his autograph is so funny

    • @rebeccagiraffe225
      @rebeccagiraffe225 Před 2 lety +11

      I really wanted his answer to be, wait for your next Christmas card Sam...

  • @haleyk4969
    @haleyk4969 Před 3 lety +504

    "I don't trust it."
    Tal: "The BURROWING EYEBALL?!? Are you SURE?!?"

  • @baracuta3279
    @baracuta3279 Před 2 lety +121

    I absolutely LOVE, how "You're the face I saw when murder entered my heart" made it into The Legend of Vox Machina.

    • @skylark7921
      @skylark7921 Před rokem +9

      As I was watching legend of vox Machina with my mom (who hasn’t seen critical role), any time there was a dope ass Percy line that was just lifted straight from the stream (“yours was the face I saw when murder entered my heart”) after the episode I just had to tell her “yeah he came up with that on the spot”. Cue jaw drop.

    • @Darkhely
      @Darkhely Před 10 měsíci +2

      6:53

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi Před 3 lety +697

    Why is talesin so good at roasting people yet the nicest person in the group 😂😂😂?

    • @Ross_mo
      @Ross_mo Před 3 lety +58

      he's not nice. He's kind.

    • @jarrakul
      @jarrakul Před 3 lety +90

      To quote someone else who appeared in this video (albeit briefly), "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ross_mo Didn't know there was a difference.

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid Před 2 lety +4

      His Between the Sheets interview is worth watching. I do believe he has very few fox to give.

    • @hadrianw_
      @hadrianw_ Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@WTFisTingispingis As far as I understand it, nice is more about attitude or social etiquette, like being polite or agreeable, which is reactive, while kind is more about committed intentions, like expressing care and empathy, which is proactive. Niceness is usually in the presence of others to get recognition and is more self-oriented while kindness is doing those things regardless of who may or may not see and is more others-oriented. Tough love is (when done with good intentions in a way that is actually beneficial) as example of being kind to someone by doing/saying/etc what needs to be without necessarily being nice by just doing/saying what others want to make them superficially feel better. Niceness is more people-pleasing while kindness can affect actual, lasting change. Kindness is like niceness but a step further, and is more meaningful.

  • @savingpyro
    @savingpyro Před 2 lety +335

    I think my fav Taliesin line was when Artagan reveals himself to Jester and he's sitting there like, "Fuck off David Bowie! No one wants you here David Bowie! Go back to you're home David Bowie!"

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 Před 5 měsíci

      Do you have an episode number? I need to see that because I can’t for the life of me remember that

    • @savingpyro
      @savingpyro Před 5 měsíci

      @@arancourt5623 It's the VERY end of 2x94. Like Just as their signing off.

  • @diandrar2896
    @diandrar2896 Před 3 lety +1083

    Oh man I wish this was longer... Taliesin is quotable as hell

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 Před 3 lety +62

      You mean hell is quotable as Taliesin. Where do you think hell originated from?

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 Před 3 lety +414

    "Justice is my religion."
    -The Owlbear

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy Před 2 lety +446

    I’ve seen Talesin as Caduceus the most, so when I see him as the ruthless Percy, chaotic Mollymauk, and the punk rock Ashton, it always feels weird.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před 2 lety +43

      Im in awe of the contrasts between them... Cad's soft "hey" even being hit and percy's "your soul is forfeited" while he brutally shoots and avenge

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před 2 lety +23

      @@yuki97kira And then we got stuff like his “Good luck with your lady!” as Ashton or “Just… nudity, it usually works!” as Molly. 🤣

    • @Abblew2
      @Abblew2 Před 2 lety +18

      For me it's the opposite, I've only really seen him as Percy, so any time he's not brooding and intense in these clips I'm a little thrown off XD

  • @georgeweasley54
    @georgeweasley54 Před 3 lety +870

    The absolute difference in the temperament of Percy and Cad but they both share that similar veneer of arrogance of knowing better except one is on the basis of cleverness and cunning and the other wisdom and age
    Beautiful.

    • @Ross_mo
      @Ross_mo Před 3 lety +64

      I would never have called Cad arrogant.
      I can see where you get that,and I don't know that you're wrong, but it's a different take than I've heard of his character.

    • @georgeweasley54
      @georgeweasley54 Před 3 lety +49

      @@Ross_mo yeah it’s not arrogance in the same vein as Percy’s arrogance obviously...I honestly would never have seen it if I didn’t watch talks machina regularly and how taliesin describes cad’s thought process and how caddy’s a “project person”. It’s a very interesting layer to caddy as a character and I absolutely love it cuz I know people like that.

    • @tuesdaynext7370
      @tuesdaynext7370 Před 2 lety +19

      I love when people refer to Cad as old because I think he in the firbolg equivalent of, like, his early-to-mid 20's?

    • @fancywire7606
      @fancywire7606 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Ross_mo I think a more appropriate word would be confident for Cad.

    • @laylayytofficial
      @laylayytofficial Před 2 lety +19

      Actually, I do have to agree with you when you call Cad arrogant. It’s in the best way possible, but towards the end of the campaign, he was definitely arrogant. I love it about him though. I think it helps define his character change throughout the story.

  • @orpheussyy
    @orpheussyy Před 3 lety +306

    "Patience is great but it can curdle into apathy"

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před 2 lety +13

      “Pain doesn’t make people. It’s love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential, it’s love that saves them.”

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 Před 3 lety +374

    "Help, it's again" will always and forever be my favorite Taliesin quote

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 3 lety +5

      Definitely one of my favorite Caduceus moments!

  • @TheMepeter
    @TheMepeter Před 3 lety +661

    Honey Heist 21:46
    "He's a top man..."
    "Worked his way through the middle mostly"
    "Middle man"-Brian
    "Top of his field as middle man"
    "Top of the middle"-Brian
    "Worked his way from the bottom"
    "Started from the bottom, now we're at the middle man"-Brian
    ..."Top of it"

  • @riverthecatsnyder280
    @riverthecatsnyder280 Před 2 lety +169

    I feel like "My parents thought I was going to usher in the apocalypse, and there still waiting for it" deserves some representation.

    • @beeta137
      @beeta137 Před rokem +3

      Where is that one from? I've never heard it.

  • @ethandevany1130
    @ethandevany1130 Před 3 lety +775

    The 'with blood' line never fails to give me chills omg

    • @serendipity-moth
      @serendipity-moth Před 3 lety +89

      that's me with "Eyes never shut" like its the last thing he does as Molly and it gets me every single time.

    • @TPBurrow
      @TPBurrow Před 3 lety +2

      too soon.

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 Před 2 lety +10

      I'm planning on getting "EYES NEVER SHUT" small and tastefully somewhere as my first tattoo 😊

    • @serendipity-moth
      @serendipity-moth Před 2 lety +4

      @@symphony_in_plaid4592 DO IT!!! im gonna get the molly tattoo design from the CR store and im either gonna do "Long May I Reign" or "Eyes Never Shut" with it. i can't decide lol

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 Před 2 lety +2

      @@serendipity-moth ...how did I not realize they had tattoo designs available??

  • @circuscassie
    @circuscassie Před 3 lety +625

    I'd like Taliesin to gently and socially pin me to the wall

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Před 2 lety +66

    I LOVE the quote about choices.
    "Choices are way better than NOT choosing. Not choosing means your at the whim of circumstances."

  • @kenmdrt
    @kenmdrt Před 2 lety +164

    "I'm a digger of fine graves" when they met the Plank King was one of my favourite lines he's ever delivered, and was probably my favourite demonstration of Caduceus' low int high wis

  • @wrendition9629
    @wrendition9629 Před 3 lety +580

    As someone named Anna, hearing Taliesin scream my name in fury is always soul shaking 😂

  • @ricardoweber5744
    @ricardoweber5744 Před 2 lety +72

    1:56 "There is nothing on this piece of paper"
    Me realising that the joke in campaign two were Molly gave Nott a blank piece of paper was a running gag
    "sunova bi-"

  • @zeriul09
    @zeriul09 Před 3 lety +313

    'your soul is forfeit, die DIE!!' 5:35 i watched campaign 2 first and hearing taliesin shout with so much anger was jarring

  • @wasitum
    @wasitum Před 3 lety +608

    Taliesin has the best one-liners. Ever. He IS our god, long may he reign

  • @MirrorRains
    @MirrorRains Před 3 lety +257

    I still love "We're fine. I'm taller than he is." after the dragon turtle was chasing them and got turned into a sea cucumber.

  • @casualdungeoneer
    @casualdungeoneer Před 3 lety +212

    The differences between the way he plays Percy, Molly, and Caduceus are so striking.

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle Před 2 lety +141

    "Help, it's again" and "we're running, it's bad" are two of my favorite quotes to use when I'm playing games with people. Usually people don't get it but it always make me happy so I don't plan on stopping.

  • @theladyofwhims
    @theladyofwhims Před 3 lety +246

    Some of my personal favs are:
    C1E22 - "We slept in a tent! In the woods! With the loudest librarian on God's green earth! She talked in her sleep!" Poor Percy XD
    C2E26 - "We're trying to sleep, for gods sake!!" One of the few times Molly got ticked off XD

  • @lanalynwilson1259
    @lanalynwilson1259 Před 3 lety +17

    7:44 is basically "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you"

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW Před 2 lety +99

    I have no idea who Taliesin Jaffe is or who these other people are, but I’ve decided I love them and I wish them the best.

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 Před 2 lety +8

      He is one of the members of the cast of Critical Role, a D&D group comprised of voice actors who got together to play D&D for fun and wound up transitioning their home game to a livestream. They are the rest of the cast.

  • @nicholas6836
    @nicholas6836 Před 2 lety +68

    I love the ideas that, if all of taliesin’s characters were to meet, it’d probably end up with Caduceus, Molly and Ashton vibing while Percy sat in a corner. The man has serious range.

  • @isaaceshleman2833
    @isaaceshleman2833 Před 3 lety +255

    If only I’d seen the Brigade one-shot before you asked for these quotes. Then I’d say “I have the keen owl-sight of a bear.”

    • @TehCakeIzALie1
      @TehCakeIzALie1 Před 3 lety +18

      "Think about it."

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před 8 měsíci

      Or some of the various puns Taliesin pulled off, up to where he caused Matt to go "Goddammit, Taliesin..."!

  • @predictablychaotic
    @predictablychaotic Před 3 lety +97

    Percy yelling 'Sylas!' is what made me fall in love with the character, honestly.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood Před 8 měsíci +3

      Yeah, Taliesin was AWESOME there, even as Marisha and Orion were dorking around on the sidelines. Plus how scary Percy was interrogating the coach driver after Sylas and Delilah left him behind, giving us our first glimpse of No Mercy Percy..

  • @shawnamoore6759
    @shawnamoore6759 Před 3 lety +83

    One of my favorites-
    Bandit: " Are you gonna bathe me?"
    Molly(w/ a shit eating grin): Maaaybeee....

  • @xenwraithtealix1075
    @xenwraithtealix1075 Před 3 lety +189

    I wonder how much Matt loves Modify Memory now, in the post-cupcake era

    • @kaelalist9656
      @kaelalist9656 Před 3 lety +30

      He probably loves it even more now, tbh

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos Před 2 lety +9

      I love how vague this is worded. Gets the point across without being spoilery. And with the added benefit of making non-caught-up critters go 'what the fuuuu....?'

  • @selkiedraws
    @selkiedraws Před 3 lety +155

    I could listen to Taliesin say “hey baby doll” on a loop for days. 👀🔥

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 Před 3 lety +18

      6:52. You're welcome 😉

    • @selkiedraws
      @selkiedraws Před 3 lety +3

      @@nicolerobertson2654 hahahahaha thank you!!!

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 Před 3 lety +8

      @@selkiedraws No problem! Lol Not gonna lie though, as soon as I saw everyone talking about that part in the comments I was like, "Well now I need a permanent time stamp to come back to" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @enwarrior8163
      @enwarrior8163 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

  • @eijirokirishima4036
    @eijirokirishima4036 Před 3 lety +150

    "welcome to critical role," "where we embrace failure"

  • @beejorgy6002
    @beejorgy6002 Před 2 lety +84

    I love all of Taliesin's work on critical role but now his saying "babydoll" will never leave my brain

  • @anamcnamara9
    @anamcnamara9 Před 2 lety +157

    Don't mind me, just making time stamps for myself for- later. Feel free to use them.
    6:14 - 'Listen to your friends, babydoll.'
    6:52 - 'Hey babydoll.'

    • @dragonace5o998
      @dragonace5o998 Před 2 lety +18

      I am totally 100% normal about this. Also thank you

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph Před rokem +14

      Thank you. Now to replay them over and over again. I totally don’t have a crush on this man. Nope not at all

    • @ruthannd.6250
      @ruthannd.6250 Před rokem +1

      Bless you!!

    • @danad.6327
      @danad.6327 Před 9 měsíci +4

      It’s the confident lean and crooked grin after the second one that’s the icing on the cake for me 😏

    • @Tired_Fruitsnack
      @Tired_Fruitsnack Před 9 měsíci +1

      I have yet to figure out where these clips are from and it's killing me-

  • @cartoonjohnstudios
    @cartoonjohnstudios Před 3 lety +58

    “Sleep well with your bad decisions.”

  • @maryhales4595
    @maryhales4595 Před 2 lety +69

    From Percy to Molly to Caduceus, and now to Ashton in C3 - and all the one-shot characters in between. Can you say ✨range✨

  • @anaccident12
    @anaccident12 Před 3 lety +275

    the "You're at the bottom of my list" line never fails to give me fucking CHILLS
    edit: 1:56 that ain't the last time that taliesin just hands sam a blank piece of paper

    • @bitter-bit
      @bitter-bit Před rokem +5

      THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER

  • @CreepsMcGerald
    @CreepsMcGerald Před 2 lety +14

    2:49 "Fuck with me, I'm excited."
    This is why I love Taliesin

  • @_Kalfy
    @_Kalfy Před 11 měsíci +12

    "Your secret is safe with my indifference" DAMN . JUST FAKIN DAMN . I can honestly understand the whole point of this sentence .Means I do not care who you are,simply.

  • @Br-kc2jy
    @Br-kc2jy Před 2 lety +27

    I love that the "I'm always ready to make a fool of myself" line came just before the "Yes, set those gay people on fire"

  • @HailTheRegent
    @HailTheRegent Před 3 lety +66

    9:36 Taliesin and Matt together have such a chill vibe, I love it

  • @mattpenny6554
    @mattpenny6554 Před 8 měsíci +4

    "Easy now, Neverending Rope doesn't grow on trees."

  • @G.F.SF55
    @G.F.SF55 Před 9 měsíci +7

    One of my fave things that Percy ever said was to Vox Machina after meeting Tary "Sometimes I forget I met you people in a prison cell" 😂

  • @ripple-effect-mlp
    @ripple-effect-mlp Před 2 lety +43

    It's not included here, so I'm going to include one of my favorites here.
    Taliesin: "Sorry, that was really unintentional."
    Matt: (bird cawing)
    Taliesin: "Yeah, that's fair. No, th-- Wow, really? Rude. Rude."

  • @starriechombie
    @starriechombie Před 3 lety +59

    Aw, my favorite isn't in here. "I'm going to do stupid shit until stupid shit stops happening."

  • @lawfullyblind8403
    @lawfullyblind8403 Před 3 lety +43

    Matt: modify memory Is one of my favorite spells game.
    Laura several years later: "choose the form of your destroyer"

  • @rorymckenna3916
    @rorymckenna3916 Před 3 lety +62

    06:52 “hey baby doll” gets me every time

  • @user-se7jh5bi7s
    @user-se7jh5bi7s Před 3 lety +100

    "Life needs things to live" the internet must NEVER forget these words of wisdom

  • @thejackofarts
    @thejackofarts Před 3 lety +70

    The way it cuts right before Tal flinches at the twist of the glaive... it hurts ;-;

  • @Tyrranis
    @Tyrranis Před 3 lety +36

    One of my favourites is when he/Percy has to calm down the field after Marisha/Keyleth pissed it off. Quote: "I'm flirting with grass"
    Campaign 1, Episode 60 for reference.

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja Před 8 měsíci +5

    The fact that he didn't know Vex was in the bathand was just hoping they were on the same page when he said, "I was in the middle of working on something" is magical.

  • @theajala234
    @theajala234 Před 3 lety +48

    i didn't know i needed taliesin jaffe saying "babydoll" in my life but now i do, apparently.

  • @MattSipka
    @MattSipka Před 2 lety +23

    Mollymauk: “I’m fishing for drugs, I’m not gonna lie,”

  • @colliwer
    @colliwer Před 3 lety +46

    “The finest crystal meth in Christendom” is an underrated line in the mix for how offhand it is.

  • @xrox1997
    @xrox1997 Před 3 lety +99

    I'm upset that there was no, 'add a d4' montage, but Taliesin has so many amazing quotes so I understand

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 3 lety +12

      Taliesin “with a d4” Jaffe is probably my favorite Taliesin

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 2 lety +1

      You have 69 likes

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood Před rokem +26

    12:16 gets me so much just because of Taliesin emphasizing by going "With blood." after having Molly spit in Lorenzo's face as his final defiant act before he finally dies from his wounds at Lorenzo's hands. It's essentially giving Lorenzo a defiant "Fuck you".

  • @pechaberryjuice
    @pechaberryjuice Před 11 měsíci +7

    My favorite taliesin quote is
    "I'm somehow louder than a one-man band"

  • @nekronprime26
    @nekronprime26 Před 3 lety +26

    "YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!"

  • @Tr1sh4Lynn
    @Tr1sh4Lynn Před 2 lety +101

    This is such a weird thing to say, but I hope y'all bear with me. As someone who hung out every now and then with him back when I was in Southern California but wasn't part of his regular social circle, I was always so sad that he didn't seem to get the same kind of recognition in the anime con scene circles which people like Laura Bailey and Travis Willingham did. And now to see how many people appreciate his wit, style, verve, creativity, skills, etcetera... I'm just so happy for him now. I'm also wondering why none of his lines as the DM from the Cthulhu game weren't requested. Probably because the only in-character thing he did which was funny was the speech at the beginning about the cat show and it wouldn't fit the conceit of this episode.

    • @rebeckarydberg
      @rebeckarydberg Před 2 lety +2

      I really like him too! He deserves more credit

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Před 2 lety +2

      Hopefully we'll get a second video that includes some of those lines, such as "-hear, an unearthly, noise..."
      *Proceeds to make horrible shrieking tire pavement cat corpse noise.*

  • @DarkAngels2890
    @DarkAngels2890 Před 2 lety +46

    Me: I am never letting a man take over my mind, heart, and soul again.
    Tal: *simply exists*
    Me: I am willing to make this man the only exception.

  • @31gh7_p4g3s
    @31gh7_p4g3s Před 2 lety +6

    “Listen to your friends, baby doll.”
    *I’m not a simp I’m not a simp I’m not a simp I’m not a simp-*

  • @genia8639
    @genia8639 Před 3 lety +175

    Ahhh yes, finally Goth Dad gets his turn!
    Thank you so much for this!

  • @ianlarkin8824
    @ianlarkin8824 Před 3 lety +37

    "Everybody's haunted by who they were and who they thought they'd be."

  • @jerrythemagicalllama
    @jerrythemagicalllama Před 2 lety +26

    6:52 Taliesin saying babydoll is what made me realise I'm attracted to Taliesin lmao

  • @jamtammie
    @jamtammie Před 3 lety +42

    There was a moment, sometime early to mid Campaign 1, when Tal makes a delighted comment in the background about something being “a pachinko machine of death!” And he just sounded so pleased

  • @zoddpng6614
    @zoddpng6614 Před 2 lety +32

    I love the editing on this. The drastic change of Percy's panicking when he "remembers", straight cut to Caduceus' low, relaxed "Hey." (And again with "DIE! DIE!" and "I wish for you to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone.")

  • @samuraiko
    @samuraiko Před 2 lety +24

    It's strange but one of my fave moments of his would almost be a silent quote, only with facial expressions... C1E64, when Matt whispers to Taliesin, and you just see utter grief and heartbreak cross his face. He closes his eyes as though in physical pain. SUCH an incredible moment.

  • @littlespacesuit
    @littlespacesuit Před 3 lety +31

    That's him, that's the pyramid who stole my heart.💜

  • @bamcki991
    @bamcki991 Před 3 lety +65

    7:52 that one is just FUCKING terrifying.

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen Před 3 lety +8

      Not sure if it's his gaze or the posh almost British-esque accent which makes he sound like "This guy will fuck you up"

  • @jolinevdk
    @jolinevdk Před 3 lety +146

    I love Cad but Gods do I miss Percy

    • @shempai1166
      @shempai1166 Před 3 lety +33

      This is Mollymauk erasure; Long may he reign

    • @filipevasconcelos4409
      @filipevasconcelos4409 Před 3 lety +13

      @@shempai1166 Long may he Reign is really ironic now, as he doesn't even command his body anymore.
      King of nothing, long may he reign, that glorious, beaultiful man

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 Před 3 lety +1

      SAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE

    • @andywoods941
      @andywoods941 Před 3 lety +3

      Agreed, I love seeing Tal use his brain for evil genius plans.

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis Před 3 lety +160

    This man has some of the absolute most eloquent comebacks I've ever been happy to see.

  • @LeDameMarciana
    @LeDameMarciana Před 3 lety +53

    i’d forgotten abt marisha’s “what the fuuuck” when Tal fails against the Modify Memory lfkdjdhdg

  • @Aliexster
    @Aliexster Před 2 lety +9

    This really needed all the Crow Talisin. It's scary how accurate it is....

  • @mynxmaine5287
    @mynxmaine5287 Před 3 lety +44

    Sad I missed when taking recommendations for this, I’ll always love percy’s response to Ripley telling him she’s already sold designs for his guns around the world just; “I guess I’ll have to live with that” and he opens fire

  • @hiyaitselia
    @hiyaitselia Před 2 lety +6

    6:14 "Listen to your friends, baby doll"
    6:52 "Hey baby doll"

  • @AnInkStick
    @AnInkStick Před rokem +16

    0:40 for anyone who is confused/concerned about the context of this line. He was discussing broken metaphors and was using an example from I think the show was called true blood, which use the metaphor, “being a vampire is like being gay. “
    He commented on how the metaphor was broken Because the fact that the vampires are dangerous and killing people, so in which in that case most people would totally be for setting them on fire.

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah, He got a Point, ITS a terrible comparison that justified the fear, that IS compleatly baseless