Horrible Histories Cash In The Abbey

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2012
  • Now let's see if Henry the eighth has made enough cash in his abbey's
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  • @boredbritishguy
    @boredbritishguy Před 11 lety +165

    Oh my god. When Matt runs off and then Henry and Cromwell just look at eachother like "What are we meant to do?" before they run off in different directions. This is comedy genius.

  • @areiaaphrodite
    @areiaaphrodite Před 10 lety +258

    guy who plays Henry VIII on this show: LEGEND

    • @el1_xir27
      @el1_xir27 Před 4 lety +31

      Ben willbon

    • @samgazchaz
      @samgazchaz Před 4 lety +12

      Benjamin Willbon

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 Před 4 lety +20

      he's the best as henry 8

    • @rem6581
      @rem6581 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tomfitzpatrick7335 heyye yall here still watching

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 3 lety +1

      I still think Brian Blessed does it better, but this is right up there!

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 Před 11 lety +272

    I love when he says "These are all incredibely valuable religious texts which any good catholic would want, so Ill be destroying all those" like its so obvious and ordinary

    • @silviasanchez648
      @silviasanchez648 Před 4 lety +11

      I would sell them. Business comes first.

    • @AEKAskenburne
      @AEKAskenburne Před 4 lety +15

      ​@@silviasanchez648
      … and then arrest the buyers as they are still sticking to the old faith and no ecstatic about the new Church of England!
      (Being a catholic myself, I find this incredibly funny! :-D)
      Many thanks, Horrible Histories!

    • @rattyvlogger8138
      @rattyvlogger8138 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AEKAskenburne lollllllll

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety +1

      @@silviasanchez648 when they're thought to have adverse effects on trust? that's bad for it

    • @NexusDarkworld338
      @NexusDarkworld338 Před rokem +1

      @@silviasanchez648 Sell them to Catholic countries so its not a conflict of interest.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Před 2 lety +129

    As funny as this skit it, it really annoys me that this actually happened. So many beautiful medieval buildings destroyed :(

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety +1

      sounds like the salvage of them is a lot better than many. how many times are they just torched?

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Před 2 lety +4

      @@vurrath7716 maybe, but can personally attest to a hell of a lot going on my neck of the woods after doing a project of religious houses on east anglia

    • @tcideh4929
      @tcideh4929 Před 2 lety

      The Catholic Church was pretty corrupt.
      Indulgences, taking land from people, etc

    • @pendragonxt3674
      @pendragonxt3674 Před rokem +6

      No kidding. Thanks to them Hyde Abbey was smashed and Alfred the Great’s burial place became unknown.

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 Před rokem +2

      Those wars in France weren't cheap

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 Před 3 lety +56

    “So, I’ll be destroying all those” 😂

  • @shanniorsomething1252
    @shanniorsomething1252 Před 11 lety +53

    If they voluntarily surrendered, declaring allegiance to the crown over the pope, they'd have got pensions; if they resisted, they'd have been imprisoned and executed.
    As an aside, that's by far the best* Thomas Cromwell impersonation I have ever seen.
    *Only.

  • @cbradley1391
    @cbradley1391 Před 11 lety +51

    "bring on the frenchies, i say" i lost it at that.

  • @shanniorsomething1252
    @shanniorsomething1252 Před 11 lety +82

    Yes. Oliver's a direct descendant of Richard Cromwell (who changed his name from Williams), Thomas's nephew.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Před 4 lety +4

      Did Ollie turn against kings because Henry VIII beheaded Thomas for the 4th wife thing?

    • @a.mae0476
      @a.mae0476 Před 4 lety +3

      Carl Birtles i would assume not because it was quite a while after and it seemed to be entirely religion based, but theres really no way to tell

  • @LordofPride
    @LordofPride Před 12 lety +61

    I love how Cromwell steals that book, With EXTREME condescension... and prejudice of course.

  • @vcp365
    @vcp365 Před 11 lety +48

    "These books are unique religious texts that any Catholic would love to have on their shelf, so, I'll be destroying those" OMG!!!! :(

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety

      are you really all that surprised? christianity never had a centralisation-of-authority origin, it was a moving-around trying to create change in policy movement right from the start. PARALLEL to government & authority, let-alone one country or city trying to claim authority over all others. typical of the arrogance of rome

  • @areiaaphrodite
    @areiaaphrodite Před 10 lety +63

    "bring on the frechies i say ;)" lol

  • @galleryg998
    @galleryg998 Před 4 lety +34

    1:33 smooth af

  • @LiddyW
    @LiddyW Před 12 lety +30

    HH is obviously trying to soften the topic a bit with humor for the kids, but I'm glad they are addressing the horrible atrocities Henry VIII committed against the wonderful old Abbey's, Churches, Convents, and Monastaries of the British Isles.

    • @jeffreygao3956
      @jeffreygao3956 Před 2 lety +2

      Some of the funds were set aside for new cathedrals and secular schools.

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety +3

      As simple as that eh? have you watched their "Cash my sin" skit? is that the kind of thing they-were / we're supposed to RESPECT?

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/un2qxIlqLP8/video.html

  • @thesmithersy
    @thesmithersy Před 2 lety +11

    They do forget to mention that the monks weren't left with nothing, Henry did give them pensions if they willingly complied.

    • @tcideh4929
      @tcideh4929 Před 2 lety +2

      Don’t kill the humours vibe bro.

  • @HannahMarie9403
    @HannahMarie9403 Před 10 lety +28

    `These monks are rolling in it!` LOL

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 Před 4 lety +114

    Oh my goodness, how awful, selling fake fragments of the cross? Vials of ‘Jesus blood’ you got from a duck?? Using religion in this way this is terrible!! I must confiscate all this money at once. Yes. How terrible. I must... take all of this away.

    • @micogrifaldo7921
      @micogrifaldo7921 Před 4 lety +8

      Lol oversimplified 😂

    • @onemercilessming1342
      @onemercilessming1342 Před 4 lety +2

      Rowan Aboat--You really ought to read the play, Luther, by John Osborne.

    • @karsentube13yt
      @karsentube13yt Před 4 lety +4

      Oversimplified ha funny.

    • @anonymousmind8402
      @anonymousmind8402 Před 4 lety +1

      Glad to see comments so recent in a 8 year old video.
      Not that I am complaining.

    • @onemercilessming1342
      @onemercilessming1342 Před 4 lety +1

      @@anonymousmind8402--There are untold numbers of videos available on CZcams. Even if you've subscribed to a vlog channel, there is no guarantee that you'll get timely notification of everything on that channel. When something appears, and you want to comment, you make your statement and hope for the best. I've gotten replies from comments I've made on channels that were made years ago.

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 Před 4 lety +44

    This has definitely my favourite Henry VIII actor he so handsome and his voice 😍😍😍😍🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nickyanne7990
    @nickyanne7990 Před 11 lety +22

    you have no idea how much this helped me for my history assignment thanks so much again horrible histories, you save me!

  • @YeomanLocksly
    @YeomanLocksly Před 11 lety +19

    Henry really did execute the monks at Canterbury Cathedral and he put Bequet's bones in a cannon and exploded them.

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety

      OR, troops did and it was assumed to've been on-his-orders?

    • @Highice007
      @Highice007 Před rokem

      Not gonna lie, that's pretty metal.

  • @carucath97
    @carucath97 Před 12 lety +18

    did u notice at the end when the monk 'piggy bank' was broken? LOL

  • @evo_is_confused
    @evo_is_confused Před 3 lety +11

    I'm using this for my History GCSE learning

  • @kowalskithepengui
    @kowalskithepengui Před 12 lety +13

    at 0:23 I always jump back and laugh when I realise that Henry VIII is staring at me like that... It scares me every time!

  • @elijahjoel537
    @elijahjoel537 Před 4 lety +12

    Has anyone else just had this recommended after the Henry VIII oversimplified video?

  • @TheSpookyTuna
    @TheSpookyTuna Před 11 lety +13

    Everything Mat does is cute :3 *w*

  • @4LunaLovegood
    @4LunaLovegood Před 11 lety +9

    Mat is just... too cute

  • @KingdomEnfilade
    @KingdomEnfilade Před 4 lety +9

    I'm getting Troy and Abed energy from King Henry and Thomas Cromwell.

  • @thesmithersy
    @thesmithersy Před rokem +2

    The funny thing is that Cromwell's report wasn't lies, it was just grossly exaggerated.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 2 lety +5

    I don't care what anyone else says- Ben Willabond is the best Henry VIII

  • @janetalee443
    @janetalee443 Před 3 lety +9

    Excellent love Horrible Histories forever 💙

  • @lovejulieandrews
    @lovejulieandrews Před 12 lety +9

    mats hair has so much volume!

  • @M1710100
    @M1710100 Před 11 lety +6

    Oh, I was mistreated in my childhood as well, as well as different other parts of my life, but does this mean I should bring on the death and misery of other people? Let's hope I never do... :(((((((

  • @rebeccscreasman3293
    @rebeccscreasman3293 Před 4 lety +10

    Your interviewer is stinkin’ cute! And if anyone says anything... I wasn’t here....

  • @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy

    Watching this with a nice breeze from my window and a fan on with a rootbeer, Bring on the frenchies I say

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie Před 11 lety +3

    I like that in one part of the clip there are 2 Mat.

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h Před 3 lety +1

    the way Mat says "wOT"

  • @vcp365
    @vcp365 Před 11 lety +5

    Does anyone know what happened to the monks in all those abbeys afterwards? Where did they go, how did they survive? Must have been to the dogs for them afterwards.

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 Před 2 lety

      💀

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety

      juuust like those they claimed to be helping . It's helping them to REMAIN pious! Hermits vs. Flagellants , which don't have an integrity problem for starters?

  • @pinklemonadee1
    @pinklemonadee1 Před 3 lety +1

    POV: your history teacher sent you here
    -sorry-

  • @annamcuthbert3993
    @annamcuthbert3993 Před 2 lety +1

    How can you not like this

  • @owenpriestner7498
    @owenpriestner7498 Před 2 lety

    'so hopefully they'll make us a bob or two too too '

  • @reythejediladyviajakku6078

    Lol Henry viii is hilarious in this show

  • @xxxmarie3xxx
    @xxxmarie3xxx Před 12 lety +1

    Did anyone else laugh when henry viii ran in the other direction?

  • @alecpies
    @alecpies Před 4 lety +3

    Love the song, does anyone know what it’s called?

  • @sudmalis100
    @sudmalis100 Před 12 lety +2

    Let's rummage!

  • @emilyworrall123
    @emilyworrall123 Před 12 lety

    bring on the frenchies i say

  • @drtrekwars
    @drtrekwars Před 11 lety

    Seriously? I was only joking lol. That's pretty cool :D

  • @punkwrestle
    @punkwrestle Před 4 lety +2

    Good thing the money could goto help the people instead of the rich popes and cardinals.

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 Před 2 lety

      Um it wastes on a stupid and unnecessary war which Henry lost so no

    • @vurrath7716
      @vurrath7716 Před 2 lety

      trickle-down via local royalty's spending only-SOMEtimes, gets back into the hands of the people, it's not like the guy's perfect, in just throwing it to the poor at a speech or donating to crown-charities or something - H VIII's a mixture,.. not-much good, not all bad. Denying catholics trying to squeeze money out of Britain, goes back a LONG way.

  • @archenema6792
    @archenema6792 Před 3 lety

    I operate a religious charity building raised bed art gardens for free.
    I gather much of my materials in the same way. I love spolia.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 Před 2 lety

      I love democracy.

  • @chainsawgood123
    @chainsawgood123 Před 10 lety

    Then go to that cave and stay there while you think about what you've done.

  • @mystupidboxers
    @mystupidboxers Před 12 lety

    they should have sold the books two

  • @mystupidboxers
    @mystupidboxers Před 12 lety

    thx i could not spell yesterday

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight Před rokem

    3:07

  • @sabrinadecar8655
    @sabrinadecar8655 Před 11 lety

    how does that have anything to do with the video?

  • @mystupidboxers
    @mystupidboxers Před 12 lety

    *to*

  • @tomereis4948
    @tomereis4948 Před rokem

    Does one knows how many monks per abbey?

  • @kowalskithepengui
    @kowalskithepengui Před 12 lety

    you're both wrong, it's 'too'. think of it as there is one 'o' as well as the other, and most of the time when you use the word 'too' it is in the place of 'as well'. Something my mum taught me. It really helps in school.

  • @Elizabeththegreatest
    @Elizabeththegreatest Před 11 lety +2

    Henry was a greedy creep and only closed the monestaries

  • @drtrekwars
    @drtrekwars Před 12 lety +1

    Thomas Cromwell.... Any relation to Oliver Cromwell?? :o

    • @samgazchaz
      @samgazchaz Před 4 lety +3

      No whatch da show den U will get it
      Thomas Cromwell : Protestant
      Oliver Cromwell : grumpy pants Puritan

    • @silviasanchez648
      @silviasanchez648 Před 4 lety +3

      @@samgazchaz Well, anyone can turn into a grumpy pants Puritan if they're parents put enough effort and no fun into it.

    • @KRistyrose978
      @KRistyrose978 Před rokem

      Yes.

  • @kikiwinter1225
    @kikiwinter1225 Před 2 lety

    Terrible 😣

  • @impossiblyizzy
    @impossiblyizzy Před 12 lety +1

    Actually, it's not 'two' OR 'to' it's 'too'!!!!

  • @KristerAndersson-nc8zo

    Big deal our king Gustaf did the same thing only earlier.

  • @qwadratix
    @qwadratix Před 4 lety

    I really can't fault Henry on this one.

  • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuugdsvjjgffty1037

    Eh. Men of God shouldn't be rich anyway 😜

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    @user-zi6bt1tq3t Před rokem +1

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    @EleanorWhite-ml9xw Před 3 měsíci +1

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    @EleanorWhite-ml9xw Před rokem +1

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