60 Seconds To Do ANYTHING Before Earth Is Destroyed - Meteor 60 Seconds

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  • If you knew a meteor was going to destroy the planet, how would you spend your last minute?
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  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce  Před 4 lety +1750

    Ive got more Meteor 60 Seconds coming soon! Be sure to know when by following me at twitter.com/TheCaptainSauce

  • @Silver-Synthesis
    @Silver-Synthesis Před 4 lety +1440

    Captain Sauce: "what's wrong with you? I told you to punch the garbage."
    Guy: " I don't know the guy on that bike looked like trash to me whats the difference?"

  • @daniloking223
    @daniloking223 Před 4 lety +2551

    I would spend the last 60 seconds in School because it would be like a year there

  • @puggumpus
    @puggumpus Před 2 lety +88

    I love how he felt bad for hitting the dog, but beat the kid without skipping a beat

  • @foody7232
    @foody7232 Před 3 lety +781

    The dude literally already spent like 5 minutes thinking about what to do and he somehow only had 60 seconds lol

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 Před 4 lety +3366

    Cap: we’re not gonna sacrifice anybody
    Dude in the road: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @p.lplantski5755
    @p.lplantski5755 Před 4 lety +2863

    "What about planting an apple tree?"
    Me & him: *"what?"*

    • @nuggetclone8406
      @nuggetclone8406 Před 4 lety +94

      Ãl ëxïs I hate apples trees...
      What about a nugget tree

    • @celia.l
      @celia.l Před 4 lety +143

      The apple tree thing is from a Martin Luther quote. “If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would still plant my apple tree.”

    • @xenojason8206
      @xenojason8206 Před 4 lety +23

      @@nuggetclone8406 did u kill nugget or u just a clone nugget made 😨

    • @nuggetclone8406
      @nuggetclone8406 Před 4 lety +18

      alex cj just a nugget clone

    • @xenojason8206
      @xenojason8206 Před 4 lety +10

      @@nuggetclone8406 ok but wheres Nugget i whant to eat.. i mean see him

  • @dreamstreet637
    @dreamstreet637 Před 3 lety +71

    captain sauce: we are not going to sacrifice anyone
    Kid in road: SKIBBIDY BOP MM DATA

  • @Commando_scylla
    @Commando_scylla Před 3 lety +83

    Nobody;
    Captiansauce: uses a dog the size of a golf cart to break into area 51,and uses a kids baseball bat to drop a nuke

  • @heydud3s284
    @heydud3s284 Před 4 lety +723

    Cap: Punches *kid in the face repeatedly*
    Cap 2 seconds later: I JUST HIT A DOG IN THE FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

    • @w0omylord764
      @w0omylord764 Před 4 lety +8

      im very dissapointed in him

    • @Hashakgig
      @Hashakgig Před 4 lety +5

      That kid could be the next Hitler. A doggo is never Hitler. Think about that! xD

    • @NormalChannel95
      @NormalChannel95 Před 4 lety +6

      False. Any of you could be the Next Hitler. Even a dog can be Hitler in an alternate Universe.

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 Před 4 lety +1

      He's not wrong

    • @dazwolfgramm6341
      @dazwolfgramm6341 Před 4 lety

      Lord Shaggy the life of a doggy is as important as a kiddo’s life.
      You kno, dem kiddos lead ur future.

  • @johnstudios
    @johnstudios Před 4 lety +402

    CaptianSauce: *Punches child* Chuckle!
    Also CaptainSauce: *Punches Dog* OMFG, I'M SOOOOO SORRY

    • @johnstudios
      @johnstudios Před 4 lety +6

      Um, yes

    • @depression177
      @depression177 Před 4 lety +16

      There different, idc about a child i care about a cute doggo.

    • @user-cj9sb1wt6e
      @user-cj9sb1wt6e Před 4 lety +3

      BlueMind031 *slowly draws out uno reverse card*

    • @user-cj9sb1wt6e
      @user-cj9sb1wt6e Před 4 lety +2

      Conrad 306 autocorrects sucks

    • @6ix9aths73
      @6ix9aths73 Před 4 lety +1

      @@depression177 if ur talking about Minecraft then 👍👍👌👌👌👌
      If your talking about real life then you need to see a therapist👎👎👎👎

  • @marcusmcquillan1195
    @marcusmcquillan1195 Před 3 lety +30

    22:02 my teacher giving us a math quiz

  • @ALLEN_SALAMATIN
    @ALLEN_SALAMATIN Před 3 lety +47

    When you thought that the world was going to be destroyed because of the asteroid but suddenly the asteroid diverted to another place and you did all these things.

  • @annadoesroblox6205
    @annadoesroblox6205 Před 4 lety +129

    7:05 He saved the meteor!

  • @milky6839
    @milky6839 Před 3 lety +284

    The world will end in 60 seconds.
    Most people: kissing everybody.
    Me: let’s see how many children I can traumatize with a tennis racket!

  • @lemaga
    @lemaga Před 3 lety +21

    2:33 this is the truth
    Punch: punch someone
    Kiss: felt sorry for punching

  • @lemonade4Iife
    @lemonade4Iife Před 3 lety +255

    Doctor: **You have 1 minute left to live.**
    Patient: Oh yeah?
    **shoots himself**
    Doctor: Correction, 2 seconds.
    Edit: this was a year ago wth.

  • @Okay_471
    @Okay_471 Před 4 lety +10

    2:50 the kiss of life XD

  • @instant1364
    @instant1364 Před 4 lety +246

    If you want the good ending with everyone is proud you just have to stand there and do nothing

  • @splashy2152
    @splashy2152 Před 3 lety +10

    2:08 its not illegal but neighbors complain about it so a lot of people dont do it

  • @gooseberry670
    @gooseberry670 Před 3 lety +46

    20 years later... the nephew became a ww2 kamikaze

  • @l1s.c7no
    @l1s.c7no Před 4 lety +33

    “I think I found a way to save the planet without killing anybody-“
    *kills somebody by accident*
    GOD DAMN IT

  • @imTyp0_
    @imTyp0_ Před 4 lety +73

    Were not gonna sacrifice anybody!
    «punches random dude »
    Me: classic Cap!

  • @sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590

    10:39 that face he made when he destroyed the rocket just made me burst out laughing

  • @jellybean6717
    @jellybean6717 Před 2 lety +11

    CaptainSauce:Without sacrificing anyone
    *2 s e c o n d s l a t e r*
    Cs: *punches someone on accident and kills them*

  • @Tametrius
    @Tametrius Před 4 lety +414

    Petition for captain sauce to defeat the enderdragon
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    V

  • @blades9152
    @blades9152 Před 4 lety +82

    10:48
    The American school curriculum
    19:02
    Ignores the fact you are basically in a coma

  • @shaanreed1680
    @shaanreed1680 Před 3 lety +17

    Can we take a moment to appreciate whoever edits Captian Sauce’s Videos

  • @Tigi69
    @Tigi69 Před 2 lety +22

    2:00 still makes me laugh to this day 😂😂😂

  • @akihirokaneko8048
    @akihirokaneko8048 Před 4 lety +643

    Earth: *normal day*
    Meteor: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
    Nuke: *_And I'll end both_*
    Black hole: *_oOoO0o0_** Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!?*

    • @flamx8776
      @flamx8776 Před 4 lety +9

      Black whole: I'll destroy you all

    • @keeleyrasche4039
      @keeleyrasche4039 Před 4 lety +3

      𝐱𝐃

    • @akihirokaneko8048
      @akihirokaneko8048 Před 4 lety +1

      @bacon boi no salad Don't hate tho. They're maybe just starting to learn arts and stuff.

    • @spring6304
      @spring6304 Před 4 lety +2

      bacon boi no salad, no one asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself, if you have nothing kind to say then don’t say anything.

    • @passiveincomefreedoms
      @passiveincomefreedoms Před 4 lety

      🏤🇹🇿🇹🇨🇸🇷

  • @ATOM17792
    @ATOM17792 Před 4 lety +39

    The ad on my phone perfectly timed up with captainsauce saying hold up

  • @ritzplushfilms2666
    @ritzplushfilms2666 Před 3 lety +43

    Girlfriend: You didn’t take this test several times just to impress me, did you.
    Me: Yeah we should break up because NOTHING I DO SEEMS TO GET YOU TO BE HAPPY! NOT EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF IS GOOD ENOUGH. HEY DOC! CAN YOU PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON ME PLEASE?! I’M JUST GONNA GO KISS ALL OF THE WOMAN!

  • @articsoldier_lol
    @articsoldier_lol Před 3 lety +10

    I love how the cousin always has TNT

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 Před 4 lety +352

    Meteor: I'm about to end this world's whole career

    • @Xaitozz
      @Xaitozz Před 4 lety +3

      Me fam I'll end his career by destroying it

    • @roriplayz2844
      @roriplayz2844 Před 4 lety +1

      bro you copied that other guy

    • @Xaitozz
      @Xaitozz Před 4 lety +1

      @@roriplayz2844 shut up jesus christ

    • @kalcromwell3537
      @kalcromwell3537 Před 4 lety

      @@Xaitozz no u

    • @Xaitozz
      @Xaitozz Před 4 lety

      @@kalcromwell3537 you dont understand roasts noob

  • @ItisConn
    @ItisConn Před 4 lety +121

    Other endings
    Stand still for 60 seconds
    Kiss all the men
    I can’t remember the rest

  • @hanspasto3547
    @hanspasto3547 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Super heros dont need capes, and neither does this one, thank you for making all of us happy, and cheering up our days.

    • @DragonTheOneDZA
      @DragonTheOneDZA Před 8 měsíci

      His oc literally is a superhero with a cape...

  • @uonelagniton9025
    @uonelagniton9025 Před 3 lety +15

    the nephew's uncle is a good uncle he trained his son to kill everybody when he grew up he is greater than the other uncles

  • @_SamDoesStuff_
    @_SamDoesStuff_ Před 4 lety +159

    I clicked faster than a Jack Rabbit jacked on caffeine thinking this was a 60 Seconds update.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 Před 3 lety +186

    Theory: The Girlfriend broke up with your character, married a random guy, and became the mother from Hidden My Game By Mom

  • @kendrongordon1275
    @kendrongordon1275 Před 3 lety +5

    Theres no saving that child lol his nephew is crazy

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force Před 2 lety +2

    I was really surprised at the end of the game once you beat all the endings, it tells you which ones you finished first and analyzes your personality. I cleared both the murder levels first which told me "I believe a game is just a game".

  • @undemine8015
    @undemine8015 Před 4 lety +185

    Sauce I came back after MONTHS and I see your at 1.3 million subs Good Job man!

  • @bmorain
    @bmorain Před 4 lety +148

    6:30
    Me: What is this, area 51?
    CaptainSauce: What is this area 51?
    Me: HOLY SH-

    • @jesuschrist7254
      @jesuschrist7254 Před 4 lety +3

      *Illuminati theme plays*

    • @bmorain
      @bmorain Před 4 lety +2

      @@jesuschrist7254 lol

    • @ilikecows2827
      @ilikecows2827 Před 4 lety +2

      Dun dun DUN

    • @Artificial_Idiot
      @Artificial_Idiot Před 4 lety +3

      CS: Could I Plant An Apple Tree?
      Game: What About Planting An Apple Tree?

    • @isla3885
      @isla3885 Před 4 lety +1

      looks like the lored is here to save us all.

  • @neonwolf07
    @neonwolf07 Před rokem +4

    If this happened irl, I would just stand there and smile like a legend

  • @bethanyauble7934
    @bethanyauble7934 Před rokem +2

    0:00: Introduction
    0:13: Title Sequence
    0:18: Introduction II
    0:41: Ending I
    5:56: Ending II
    8:49: Ending III
    11:59: Ending IV
    15:17: Ending V
    17:34: Ending VI
    19:21: Ending VII
    22:49: Conclusion

  • @Sir-Taco
    @Sir-Taco Před 4 lety +155

    I thought this was a life is a game video

    • @psychedelicowl3275
      @psychedelicowl3275 Před 4 lety +1

      @Tech Taco lol I bet you're not the only one

    • @Sir-Taco
      @Sir-Taco Před 4 lety +1

      ZombieSerpent ye that’s why i clicked but i like this vid

  • @sinisterwrecks
    @sinisterwrecks Před 4 lety +38

    7:35 lbecause I then dropped someone’s kid and took his bat”
    Lmao

  • @yaboithunder5608
    @yaboithunder5608 Před 3 lety +9

    The nephew was the best part of this 😂😂😂
    Also 21:21 best video game ending by far

  • @stevenyeun7975
    @stevenyeun7975 Před 3 lety +3

    it would take me like a minute and a half to go from my office to the ground floor, my last 60 seconds on earth would be spent in an awkward elevator moment.
    *I cant think of a better way to die*

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 Před 3 lety +11

    8:22 That kid's definitely joining a cult.

  • @glitchygaming0480
    @glitchygaming0480 Před 4 lety +5

    17:55 Captain sauce is now on the FBI watchlist

  • @brokken2759
    @brokken2759 Před 3 lety +6

    3:04 whatt the hell🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TacticalNya
    @TacticalNya Před 2 lety +3

    15:05 AoT Instructors teaching the titan slayers be like.

  • @veldmuis8181
    @veldmuis8181 Před 4 lety +35

    Uncle: * breathes *
    Nephew: omfg that's so deep

  • @GyroPoodle
    @GyroPoodle Před 4 lety +72

    "I...I can *CONTROL* this!? Screw Earth! I'll just save myself" -Captain Sauce
    😂

    • @gxd4690
      @gxd4690 Před 4 lety

      Uncontrollable boner has almost been solved

  • @keeganstallard2740
    @keeganstallard2740 Před 3 lety +2

    We love you, Captain Sauce!

  • @Sincerelyeonjun
    @Sincerelyeonjun Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like if this happens those last 60 seconds would be like the purge.

  • @AffyMoon
    @AffyMoon Před 4 lety +14

    1:41
    Josuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR

  • @ultrabeast7335
    @ultrabeast7335 Před 4 lety +144

    "If only the lady in the underwear didnt tempt me so much" 🤣🤣

    • @mamtalakhera2787
      @mamtalakhera2787 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh nice

    • @ilikecows2827
      @ilikecows2827 Před 4 lety +1

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT ;-;

    • @ultrabeast7335
      @ultrabeast7335 Před 4 lety +1

      Sry

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 Před 4 lety

      Only children play pretend they own a comment, you can post the same as someone else
      Comment stealing is a stupid kid concept, you can't steal thought

    • @StuffedDye
      @StuffedDye Před 4 lety

      @@ilikecows2827 Cows = DESTRUCTION

  • @sledgergaming6290
    @sledgergaming6290 Před 3 lety +4

    21:51 Kushan grabs from Naruto shippuden ultimate ninja strom4 be like

  • @Anonym-yr4qn
    @Anonym-yr4qn Před 3 lety +5

    I didn't regret, clicking on this.

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 Před 4 lety +53

    “I’m not trying to radicalize my young nephew!!” - CaptianSauce 2019

    • @zTwig
      @zTwig Před 4 lety

      Someone copied ur comment

    • @swiftylazaar
      @swiftylazaar Před 2 lety

      @@zTwig ya cause people can’t have the same idea!

  • @jackshyper1238
    @jackshyper1238 Před 3 lety +13

    22:06 JI HYUN USED GIGA IMPACT ITS SUPER DEADLY

  • @seanmcquigg
    @seanmcquigg Před 3 lety +2

    At the beginning when he said I was screwing around for a little bit I fast forward to the exact point where he said it

  • @tinytime8889
    @tinytime8889 Před 3 lety +10

    "how do i stop this kid from being a lunitic" let that sink in

  • @mangaranwow2543
    @mangaranwow2543 Před 4 lety +249

    The apple tree reference is attributed to Martin Luther: "if i knew that tomorrow the earth would be destroyed, i would plant an apple tree today".

    • @shayhoule2919
      @shayhoule2919 Před 3 lety

      Wgbbaga💨💨🧹🧹

    • @sethporter9066
      @sethporter9066 Před 3 lety

      The apple tree made me start thinking of the South Park song "Jackin it in San Diego" XD

    • @alexcao2825
      @alexcao2825 Před 3 lety

      I thought it had something to do with the fact that a cartoon nuke explosion looked like a tree.

    • @teamsalvadorpalawan4210
      @teamsalvadorpalawan4210 Před 3 lety

      Game is this

    • @leikari8113
      @leikari8113 Před 3 lety

      Why an apple tree?

  • @Pippithepoltergeist
    @Pippithepoltergeist Před 4 lety +102

    I'm having Deja-Vu. Is this a re-upload or am I going crazy? Maybe I watched someone else play it a long time ago? Maybe I should go plant an apple tree...

  • @Aaahimru
    @Aaahimru Před 2 lety +5

    When he blow up the rocket and the man I was laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frostbiteonyoutube8924

    This is the first video I watched from u cap, and it makes me so happy o stumbled onto ur channel

  • @somerandomdudeontheinterne9205

    Ah yes, Meteor 60 Secon, my favorite game
    (OOF THEY FIXED THE MISTAKE)

  • @whitescreen5160
    @whitescreen5160 Před 4 lety +72

    The girlfriend is the psychopath all along. Well virtual girlfriend.

  • @Sartfla
    @Sartfla Před 2 lety

    When he said I am not saying that out loud I couldn't stop laughing! My dad was getting mad at me because he was on a call and I was making to much noise from laughing.

  • @TK-657
    @TK-657 Před 10 měsíci +3

    this is the most viewed video? unexpected.

  • @ElementGod-ym9lv
    @ElementGod-ym9lv Před 4 lety +10

    7:00
    Me: instead of Captain sauce saving everybody he saved the meteorite

  • @Clixnz
    @Clixnz Před 3 lety +12

    If everyone subscribed who watched this he would have a diamond CZcams play button

  • @rebelson2659
    @rebelson2659 Před rokem

    7:20 - 7:40
    When your friend rambles on about his most recent acid trip.

  • @josephpassafume2004
    @josephpassafume2004 Před 2 lety

    Every year I maintain this video's crowning of the most viewed of the channel! (for the last 3 years, that is)

  • @nameidont0205
    @nameidont0205 Před 4 lety +33

    MORE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY whenever that is

  • @spicytacolord3945
    @spicytacolord3945 Před 4 lety +30

    CaptainSauce: This is the best mobile game i've ever played. Me: What about Battle Cats?

  • @marstheplanet7
    @marstheplanet7 Před 3 lety +2

    Your never gonna stop the kid from being a lunatic. 0>0

  • @bladeofthemoon7580
    @bladeofthemoon7580 Před rokem

    I had just finished watching a video and then captainsauce came on my for you page and then I remembered the good old days when I used to nonstop watch him.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig Před 4 lety +27

    I laughed way too hard at all of this. 😂

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik Před 4 lety +68

    So it's the Matrix on crack...

  • @skeppy_ki2661
    @skeppy_ki2661 Před 2 lety +1

    My last 60 sec is to pry and tell my family I love them

  • @laurawilsman8533
    @laurawilsman8533 Před 3 lety +1

    This cracked me up so much

  • @nikkydamianvandermeulen8165

    1:48 OI JOSUKE (look at the guys hair)

  • @raidcalgnarlysandvich5494
    @raidcalgnarlysandvich5494 Před 4 lety +54

    “ you have 60 seconds to do anything”
    24 hours later)
    “Breaking news 17000000 purges has occurred

  • @jiyuutakawo7801
    @jiyuutakawo7801 Před 3 lety

    I love your videos captainsauce *stay safe and don’t die*

  • @cup771
    @cup771 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Why did I used to love your videos wait I STILL DO❤❤❤

  • @dianelong3180
    @dianelong3180 Před 4 lety +13

    Captain Sauce: Save the planet with out hurting anybody!
    Also him: * kills man *

  • @MikeLikesBikes095
    @MikeLikesBikes095 Před 4 lety +23

    IF YOU DO NOTHING you get the best results

  • @user-ro3dw7zi3h
    @user-ro3dw7zi3h Před 6 měsíci +1

    Smooch Smooch Smooch Smooch! I MUST SMOOCH EVERYONE!!!!! 23:37

  • @dopido
    @dopido Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hello cap you may not see this but you were my childhood literally like i watched your videos when i was just a child anyway good videos cap

  • @tayereiss
    @tayereiss Před 4 lety +7

    0:38 i keep rewatching it😆😆and i keep dying over and over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lokidarrah3841
    @lokidarrah3841 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm sick and I love these videos

  • @berigg5940
    @berigg5940 Před 2 lety

    This video made me actually go crazy for a year no joke
    Or one of these videos

  • @melaniemcbride7800
    @melaniemcbride7800 Před 3 lety +14

    Captainsauce: I found have an idea of how to save everyone without killing. Captainsauce: kills a civilian civilian: how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I Just Want To craze how could this happen to me

  • @goddobless
    @goddobless Před 4 lety +24

    15:22 got me bad LOL, im dying on the floor

  • @gamermaster3329
    @gamermaster3329 Před 3 lety +2

    "How do i stop this kid from being a lunatic"

  • @borisstancev7371
    @borisstancev7371 Před 3 lety

    Important things to CaptainSauce:
    1. Eat
    2. Drink
    3. *PUNCH THE GARBAGE CAN*