"Like, 19 years ago, little 9 year old Failboat" -19 years ago was 2001 -Super Mario 64 DS was released in 2004 -Failboat is 24 -19 years ago Failboat was 5 Ok, that makes sense, Failboat was playing Super Mario 64 3 years before it came out in 2001 while he was 5 years old but also 9 years old... wait what
"Black Star, I feel like that's an anime character's name" Well, you'd be right. In the Anime "Soul Eater" there's a weapon welding narcissistic "ninja" kid with blue hair named Black Star. His weapon is actually a girl that can transform into several Ninja weapons-
I remember playing this on car rides back when I was 8. Back then, I didn’t know that it was a remake, so I tried to backwards long-jump up the endless stairs lmao!
FRICKIN GOD SAME AND I WAS ON THE LAST LEVEL THEN I LOST THE GAME CARTRIDGE THEN I BOUGHT SECOND IM ON THE SECOND FLOOR THEN I FOUND THE GAME CARTRIDGE AND THIS IS THE BEST GAME OVER.
Failboat: No character in the Mushroom Kingdom is over 3 feet! Me: *laughs in Mario's canon height being 5ft1* Edit: How did this get 75 likes? Thanks!
Fun Fact: A Garden Snail (Helix Aspersa) travels around 1mm/sec. Doing the math, (3.154x10^7 sec in a year), the average Snail could theoretically cover 31,540m in a year (31.54km / 19.598mi). With the average lifespan of around 2-5yrs, the Garden Snail could, at most go anywhere from 39.196mi - 97.99mi in its lifespan (63.08km-157.7km). Meaning your average garden snail could never truly reach 100miles.
Dang man, this was the first ever mario game I ever played...I never once thought I'd see it again. Let alone with the luxury of it being revisited by the man of fails himself.
13:42 "Come on black star. I feel like thats an anime characters name," Thats because it is. There's a main character in the anime Soul Eater named BlackStar.
I remember playing this game when i got my first fever. I played this game while watching the mario movie. Its honestly one of my favorite memories and this video gave me so much nostalgia that i have a grin just typing this
"Koopa the quick huh? Only thing your gonna be racing to is a early grave" *Yoshi screams as he slams into Koopa the quick but wakes up on top of the castle safe and with Mario*
The Luigi game was merely the cover Nintendo used to prepare millions of children for gambling. “I can stop any time I want I swear”, they would say, only to pay up once again. Every loss for a child was a win for Nintendo.
I’m that type of person to buffer pause the video to watch all the memes and art Your Discord server was a wild place after that stream not gonna lie...
"Like, 19 years ago, little 9 year old Failboat"
-19 years ago was 2001
-Super Mario 64 DS was released in 2004
-Failboat is 24
-19 years ago Failboat was 5
Ok, that makes sense, Failboat was playing Super Mario 64 3 years before it came out in 2001 while he was 5 years old but also 9 years old... wait what
He probably just mistaken the 19 years ago.. but yeah
You forgot to divide the hypotenuse, add the squares, and carry the 2.
Julius Kulla The lore deepens.
To explain that, we need to talk about parallel universes.
Wait, Failboat has a age?
lizard mario
Hi
Heh
Failboat yes.
Yes
You forgot to pin this
“Black Mario, dang”
“Black Luigi”
-Failboat 2020
Dark Latex Mario
Dark Latex Luigi
I’m not sorry
"Black Mario, dang"
"Black Luigi"
"Racist Failboat, DAMMIT!"
Is dark luigi, waluigi?
Mama mia Luigi, we've a got to a steal this a-bike today and a-get some chicken a-wings!
then plack beach *B L A C K P E A C H*
"Black Star, I feel like that's an anime character's name" Well, you'd be right. In the Anime "Soul Eater" there's a weapon welding narcissistic "ninja" kid with blue hair named Black Star.
His weapon is actually a girl that can transform into several Ninja weapons-
the definition of being used
Blakku⭐star
Ya! That's who I was thinking of. It's just been so long I wasn't sure if that was his name.
I watched this a day late so I was unable to say this and I'm a little sad but I'm going to give this a like
Now that's what I call using a woman.
Any of you just remember sitting on your couch or bed, booting up your DS and playing this for hours? Yea I miss those times as well.
Yeah I remember being bad at it (cause I was pretty young) I didn’t even beaten it lmao those are some of my earliest memories
I remember playing this on car rides back when I was 8. Back then, I didn’t know that it was a remake, so I tried to backwards long-jump up the endless stairs lmao!
you guys had a childhood? man i was born in 2008 and got into gaming at 6 i missed everything
@@six_buck_dlc I got into games at 3, and I regret nothing
@@mira_atlas wow
6:33: (Toad voice) *Yoshi the accident wasn’t your fault you have to let us go*
This game is so dark if you imagine the toads that way
Toad voice:it was my fault for jumping
Fandom Obsessed Rosalie am i the only one that actually did that in a toad voice
msmx music no
What is that from?
Yo I really miss playing this game it’s so nostalgic for me and it’s also my first Mario 3D game that I’ve played
Same my friends
Yep
i got a DS with a copy of this game and it was my first 3D game too
FRICKIN GOD SAME AND I WAS ON THE LAST LEVEL THEN I LOST THE GAME CARTRIDGE THEN I BOUGHT SECOND IM ON THE SECOND FLOOR THEN I FOUND THE GAME CARTRIDGE AND THIS IS THE BEST GAME OVER.
@@hudberwafdog lol
13:37 I'm sorry to disappoint you so.
PKSparkxx DatHottneSS yo i didn’t know u watched him
BLM
BLACK MARIO
Pk didn't know you liked failboat?
L33T
Lizard Mario, the one true king
Black Luigi?
Black Luigi is racist-
Waaaaah
Funny.(ignore me pls)
God*
Failboat: "We're really struggling with some of these jumps"
Fence: "I'm about to do what's known as a pro gamer move."
I remember exploiting the crap out of this game with Luigi’s backflip as a kid. Definitely one of my favorite ds games.
6:36 mARio, IM dEAD! yOur TAlkiNG TO a spIRIt
You're comment is funny
random commenter best toad voice ever
@@stress1300 NOW THis Is An AVEnGErs lEVel ThrEAt
Man this was one of the first DS games I remember playing!
NOSTALGIA TRIP!!!
I’m in the exact same failboat as you
UnovaKid 24 my first game that i couldn’t understand
3:10 identity theft is not a joke Yoshi
Yoshi: who's Yoshi
“Good thing we didn’t die”
*Gets hit by b- AD STARTS PLAYING*
S(h)ame
S(h)ame
S(h)ame
I got 2 ads 😡
"Thats *quite* the invitation, yoshi..."
"Who are we killing?" -Failboat 2020.
"Your target is a single Pom Pom, they know you're coming, so expect a trap."
2:34
He's just the Pringles man.
You know that, right?
2:24
*"It's a lizard!"*
🤣🤣🤣
0:41 there's actually a chance when switching to the Mario drawing that you'll get luigi instead
Actually it’s not random you get it if the star touches mario at the exact same time you tap
@@Swap_Sans95 oh thanks!
Ignore that misinformation. Luigi shows up the third or fourth time (I forget which) the Mario drawing pops up while cycling between him and Yoshi.
@@ScatLuigi 1. That's wrong
2. It's been 5 years since i last played
It cycles through different variations in a fixed order
9:13 When your mother names you failure
Nobody:
Yoshi's face at the beggining: Hol' on, gotta stretch first 0:34
He’s left photoshop, and he still ruins characters
???
@@ethsinkoh Lizard Mar. HElp mE
Failboat: No character in the Mushroom Kingdom is over 3 feet!
Me: *laughs in Mario's canon height being 5ft1*
Edit: How did this get 75 likes? Thanks!
In that case he must be two feet wide
So I’m the same height as Mario, great
How big are the humans in Mario!?
@@The_AuraMaster Ooh good point, they were all nearly twice his height in Metro Kingdom. So that puts them at 8-10 feet.
The Koichi Effect
This game was my childhood. And once again, the Failboat the demon Lord has ruined it.
Oop
Omg same I am so happy it happened
How has Mr. Boat destroyed this... He shall soon make the Holy Trinity of Mario's: Mar, lizard mario, now we just need one more.
he destroys everything he touches...
@@guestb8389 is that positive or negative?
“Red Mario”
**Desbug would like to know your location**
The Problem: Nintendo won’t release information on the 3D Mario remakes
The Solution: (THIS)
#THIS
Last time I was this early, Christopher Moon only had 5 likes.
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
6:46 - Dan's face in the corner says it all.
"Don't call me a Psychic, just call me GOD."
ok
1:24
Me: " hrmmm... hmmm-
*WAIT WARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?* "
Fun Fact: A Garden Snail (Helix Aspersa) travels around 1mm/sec. Doing the math, (3.154x10^7 sec in a year), the average Snail could theoretically cover 31,540m in a year (31.54km / 19.598mi). With the average lifespan of around 2-5yrs, the Garden Snail could, at most go anywhere from 39.196mi - 97.99mi in its lifespan (63.08km-157.7km). Meaning your average garden snail could never truly reach 100miles.
Dang man, this was the first ever mario game I ever played...I never once thought I'd see it again.
Let alone with the luxury of it being revisited by the man of fails himself.
11:50
Pops off thinking he won.
Actually lost.
Lmao
0:06 Uh-Oh Spaghettios (Oops all Marios!)
Me: Mom, lizard mario scares me
Mom: Lizard mario doesn't exist sweetie!
It's just your imagination!
Lizard mario: 14:08
10:00 The Yoshi tho
This should he rename "gambeling addiction with luigi DS"
No, he should call a video with only minigames that
1:38 *Y O S H O F T H E W I L D*
Did you know that taste of the wild is a brand of dog food
The 64 in mario 64 stands for *the number of people that yoshi brutally sluaghtered*
I completely forgot the entire minigame collection existed. This video has opened the floodgates to years worth of locked memories
"Picture the person you love, in your head."
Well here's my first problem...
13:42 "Come on black star. I feel like thats an anime characters name,"
Thats because it is. There's a main character in the anime Soul Eater named BlackStar.
And the anti-McGuffin from Bowser’s Inside Story.
Ev Ol That's the Dark Star
Perfection in all the wrong ways, and that makes it perfect.
I remember playing this game when i got my first fever. I played this game while watching the mario movie.
Its honestly one of my favorite memories and this video gave me so much nostalgia that i have a grin just typing this
"Touch me? Quite the invitation, Yoshi."
Mario: Lets-a go!
Wario: WAHAHAHA
Luigi: Okie dokie!
Yoshi: 𝗹 𝗶 𝗰 𝗰
"Mario you don't look too good" Mr Failboat I don't feel so good, mamma mia
no one in the kingdom is over 3 feet tall:
Bowser: Gwah! am I a joke to you?
3:00 Trick shot! Look closely to the goomba in the back
FailBoat: does anything
Artists:
O-O
T H E I N T E R N E T W I L L L O V E T H I S
Funny thing is that when you uploaded this video, I've been attempting to 100% this game
This game was literally my childhood
Whole childhood for me as well. 🔥
“Luigis better than a flower”
Me : *Joins stream*
Failboat : *You'll die alone*
Me : a-
*leaves stream*
I love how you sectioned parts of the video with different names. That is so cool
"You'll die alone"
*starts crying over the fact I won't be with Arin Hanson*
0:01
*iTs tImE tO JuMp in ThE AiR*
"No one in the mushroom kingdom is over like 3 feet tall."
Princess Peach: Am I a joke to you?
Slider theme: **plays**
Failboat: 🔝🔣⏫🔃🔃⏫🔃⤵⬆↔🔛⤵⤵🔡🔚
0:52 but first
We need to talk about *PARALLEL UNIVERSES*
Edit: the text is in the chat
Is no one gonna say anything about the thumbnail which is the same one from "Super Mario Odyssey but it's actually Mario 64
"
HOLY HECK YOUR RIGHT
I knew I recognized it somewhere! 👀🤦
@@nick-cepticon782 Wow, how long did It take you to find this comment.
Childhood: exists
Failboat: *LIZARD MARIO APPROACHES*
You need to consume the right amount of Chef Boyardee to fully understand Mario
9:14 I knew that since the start of my life.
When that nostalgia be hitting different.
"Koopa the quick huh? Only thing your gonna be racing to is a early grave" *Yoshi screams as he slams into Koopa the quick but wakes up on top of the castle safe and with Mario*
Yoooo, I loved playing those minigames with my siblings! Epic trolling was had on the petal-picking one
10:00 stare into the eyes of perfection
Apparently this game is 19, so he's living in the year 2023
I always loved playing around as Yoshi.
Now i wish for a remaster of SM64/ds probably called Super Mario 64 Deluxe or SM64Switch.
“Black Mario” “Black Luigi”.
Failboat: Lizard Mario approaches
Me a meme imagineer: *Jotaro theme getting louder*
Dan: Black Mario Dang
Me: PKSparkxx would like to know your location
"Mario, I'm dead. Your talking to a spirit"
best toad impression of failboat
The Luigi game was merely the cover Nintendo used to prepare millions of children for gambling. “I can stop any time I want I swear”, they would say, only to pay up once again. Every loss for a child was a win for Nintendo.
(8:18) that meme tho
Bruh
Who shall we kill first? -Fail Wario: *compressed noises*
9:13 I like that the flower grows a mustache
That’s actually it’s mouth.
Failboat: Opens the wrong yoshi
Alsi Failboat: Let's go we're just that good
“Mr failboat, I don’t feel so good”
When your to early that the comments don’t show up
I’m that type of person to buffer pause the video to watch all the memes and art
Your Discord server was a wild place after that stream not gonna lie...
I kid you not, he turned himself into a lizard. He’s called Lizard Mario. Funniest crap i’ve ever seen.
0:42 The drawing looks like it's just seen the devil
gamer time
Your first
Congrats you were first
Nice you're first
Conglatulations
i really like that the thumbnail is an updated version of "Super Mario Odyssey but it's actually Mario 64". that was a nice reference.
Nobody:
Mario 64 DS's Mario's face customization: L E T S A G O
I need more of Failboat ASMR
Aka more of him playing: Loves me, loves me not.
1:13 kills toddler
9:18 - I guess I don't love myself, or maybe it's the fact that this specific mini-game is rigged.
That lizard Mario looks like those head mascots on those flash troll games
It’s literally of sonic adventures 2 copy. Even the sounds lol.
is this 6:28 the power of「KING CRIMSON」?
This brings a new meaning to “just follow your nose, where ever it goes”
Chat: Says not to jump
Failboat: Mario goes wahoo
14:16
*ma ma Mia*
7:35 Yoshikage Kira be like
My psychologist: lizard mario isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Lizard Mario:
Mario teaches typing while luigi teaches gambling