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*finds money on the ground* Church : "as a child of God, what's your next move?" person. . : "um , give it back to its owner?" Church : "WTF? NO! you donate it to us!"
If you had 30 million friends you could borrow more money than one dollar and make more money then the promised 30 million. Depending on their loyalty to you, the more you can make from them. If they’re that loyal they might give you their entire retirement fund and you would be richer than if you took the 30 mil.
That one about a pizza chain doing the government's job is something straight outta the book Snowcrash. Seriously, between the Metaverse and that, I think Snowcrash might have actually been a prophetic work that is now coming true.
The guy at 7:13 was hoping for too much, if you saved a quarter for a year you'd get $91.25 So, to reach the amount of money that guy said ($9,125) it would've taken 100 YEARS 💀
9:00 I for some reason thought the question was gonna be "The child takes some of the money and runs away *do you murder the child and take all of the money or not?* " and I was ready to say "Yeah sure".
3:17 only with a full suit 100% bug proof, with built in equipment to recycle waste into clean air and interior tubes for eating and drinking. Also an internet connection. And If I have to give away some of the money for all that, I will, just to stay alive and keep my sanity.
Hell it’s 4 in the morning I’m hearing sounds I know it’s nothing and I’ll be fine but I’m paranoid idk what to do I’m pretty much just waiting until sunrise I keep hearing noise and idk what they
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@@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357 Average Alabama resident
this guy makes my existence wanna exist.
keep going bro
Me too honestly . You got this tho dude don’t give up
I agree
Same
He also makes my form of existence be.
That last one-
Dominoes is the hero we don’t deserve but need so badly
*finds money on the ground*
Church : "as a child of God, what's your next move?"
person. . : "um , give it back to its owner?"
Church : "WTF? NO! you donate it to us!"
Funny, considering thats the opposite of what a real church would actually tell you to do in that specific scenario.
eat it. eat the wallet.
@@kamixakadio2441 what they would "tell" you to do and what they would "want" you to do are two different things
@@kamixakadio2441 yeah but they would want you to donate it to them
As a girl who has dated a lot of cons...I know a police sting when I see one. If the church wants to do prison time, that's fine by me.
These memes make me feel brokey and not brokey at the same time, I approve
Bro just say “Broke” 💀
@@LeetHaxxor i always feel a lil' brokey.
@@ilyysm Yeah, my wallet is always empty. I'm so brokey.
That last one is gold. I don't like Dominos, but I remember that ad campaign. They forever earned my respect.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that in the bathroom with the roaches there was a skull at the corner of the sink.
Snack just in case?
Ha, so dark!
Also, the blood splattered in the sink
We don't ask questions if there is money involved.
yes
This is a certified 💵 classic
Very cash money of him, yes
0:01 as a child of god, I will turn that into wine
underrated
2:27 One being in 2023 and one being in 1997
If money can't buy happiness, it's because you don't have enough money -lloyd
i dont care if im a child of god if i see that wallet im taking it
Also the last meme, it’s also sad that dominos won’t pay people nearly enough
I love watching memes about things I don't have.
13:12 glad to say there is now 2 floating ducks in Hong Kong which are giant
4:10 ask them for 10 bucks, now you already have more than it was originally gonna give you
2:10 nah this kid has such swag what the hell
The more I think about money the more I realize its actually such a dystopian concept
bros on a quest to make a meme video for everything imaginable
If you had 30 million friends you could borrow more money than one dollar and make more money then the promised 30 million. Depending on their loyalty to you, the more you can make from them. If they’re that loyal they might give you their entire retirement fund and you would be richer than if you took the 30 mil.
But what if i'm not a psycopath?
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3just ask every friend to give you one dollar, boom now you have 30 million friends and 30 million dollars
I need to start contacting these freelance mourners. My funeral is going to be a mess.
That guy's with money meme left me feeling unexpectedly complimented.
Since I'm sick as heck, I needed that.
Your reaction at 11:06 was hilarious
That one about a pizza chain doing the government's job is something straight outta the book Snowcrash. Seriously, between the Metaverse and that, I think Snowcrash might have actually been a prophetic work that is now coming true.
1:39 free 10 million? Hell yea
The guy at 7:13 was hoping for too much, if you saved a quarter for a year you'd get $91.25 So, to reach the amount of money that guy said ($9,125) it would've taken 100 YEARS 💀
15:08
Thing is if the person that dies pays you not as if they're gonna know if you did it or not ;)
When you trade your friend named Steve for a new friend named Robin...
Idea for a new law: lottery jackpots must be listed as how much you'll win after tax
The problem is there are a few states that dont tax your winnings, such as Florida.
1/2 of these memes are just "I'm being crused by the titanic stinky grippers of capatalism!"
14:00Girl is savage ☠️ 💀 💀
2:10 “Now up you can buy yourself something nice, but not expensive.”
If a pizza place were to do that last thing in the video in my town, the branding would be scrolling down the streets like the Star Wars credits.
0:01 I would give the money back but ask to keep the wallet
2:05 IN A HEARTBEAT YES PLEASE
That last one "OH YES WE DID." -Dominos
that last one- especially because dominos is making their pizzas half off this week
This makes me feel good about being in school
1:39 Yeah nothing would change Lmao.
10:00 Funny enough I stopped getting gifts and started getting more money.
4:06 make the loyal friends your customers like idk selling them chocolate
I would spend 100$ worth of cheese and then throw it at people
I would jump at you and bite your neck if you don't give me the cheese.
Bro imagine the sadness of getting robbed, then the robber feeling bad for how friggin poor you are
As a child of God I would obviously donate it...
To myself
money money money
3:01 I am actually kinda scared of sending him in the after life but yeah
Noice memes bro.
we need poor people memes 💀
As mr crabs said..”money money money”
0:02 donate to the poor
Meeeee
Money money money
2:01 Bro of course I never even played that shit Lmao.
In the first one, i would turn that into wine
we need mailbox memes
Bro the yeet me un a whole and move on is funny xd
2:51 it is if you're willing to hitchhike and sleep outdoors (I dont think its a good idea)
bro i just got a job today and my boss literally just told me to be smart with my money, simulation fr
4:10 30 million friends = 30 million kidneys = enough manpower to become a James Bond villain
For that wallet, here is what you do. Finally buy that hitman you always wanted to get rid of that one person
Domino’s pulled a 1000 IQ marketing move
14:49, I just saw a history youtube short and apparently, nobles actually used to pay people to do this instead of going
You should do a video on comments of your videos
3:38 GODDAM, MAN WOKE UP AND STARTED SPITTING FACTS
$2 is more of a tip than most of them deserve.
4:06 Chose 30 million loyal friends and ask each for a dollar.
2:02 hell yeah free money
9:52 there are probably 1000 more cases like this in India, all that lasted 20+ years
9:00 I for some reason thought the question was gonna be "The child takes some of the money and runs away *do you murder the child and take all of the money or not?* " and I was ready to say "Yeah sure".
2:01 that much money to live now I already live? Bet
Finders keepers, buy new sneakers.
Vaazkl, i hope you see this, me and my family love watching your videos, you make our days better, so I hope you have a happy life
wow thanks tell family i said hello
The first meme looks like it was taken in the Grand Canyon, of course I’m gonna take the wallet
Fairly certain Steve got handed to an exgf... poor guy.
15:18 i wish there was a dominos in our town
2:06 bro easy, I haven’t been on Fortnite since 2018
10:03
my entire life i never got birthday money
Great youtuber
NOO STEVE!
9:05 only do what were about to do in emergynceis
I just sneezed
2:00 I don’t even play Fortnite to begin with so heck yeah!
wait until somethings happens or until time is up I dont got any moves left
2:01
Soooo i get literally half of jeff bezo’s networth within a month for living my life? Hell yeah
money!
3:17 only with a full suit 100% bug proof, with built in equipment to recycle waste into clean air and interior tubes for eating and drinking. Also an internet connection. And If I have to give away some of the money for all that, I will, just to stay alive and keep my sanity.
I love money
For the first meme I would donate all the money to the church :)
Return the wallet.
2:06 never even played it, so yes!
Ferengi rule of acquisition #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
Steve, goodbye
I would ask all 30 million friends to give me 5 dollars
There’s another pair of that duck called the “double ducks” in hong kong
*money*
I jus realized the quarter one is 100 years
This video is hereby Approved by Patrick Star
Hell it’s 4 in the morning I’m hearing sounds I know it’s nothing and I’ll be fine but I’m paranoid idk what to do I’m pretty much just waiting until sunrise I keep hearing noise and idk what they
As a humam i like money
Ha Ha Ha Ha...Use the last 10 dollars ...TO GO TO THE MOVIES... HA HA HA HAAAAAaaaaaa
Rip Steve bro he got replaced🫡