Ted Alexandro "As Much As You Want" (FULL COMEDY SPECIAL)
Vložit
- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Comedian Ted Alexandro's first one hour special, shot at Flushing Town Hall in Flushing, NY on November 15, 2003.
Watch all five of his specials on youtube. If you enjoy them, please share on social media.
Rokfin: rokfin.com/ted...
Support Ted on Patreon: / tedalexandro
Venmo: @ted-alexandro
Paypal: www.paypal.me/t...
TAS t-shirts: www.tedalexand...
Instagram: / tedalexandro
Twitter: / tedalexandro
CZcams: / tedalexandro
Merch: www.tedalexand...
#tedalexandroshow #tedalexandro #comedyspecial
Proof that Ted has been hilarious for more than 21+ years!
I’ve missed you, Ted! Your act has aged like fine wine since Comedy Central Presents
Thanks a lot! Fun to look back
never heard this guy before omg i am laughing out loud all by myself. the gym guy walk is spot on :-))
One of the best comedians out there
Gawwwd what a funny clever man you are. Tks for the laughs!
One of the first specials I saw in high school and have been a lover of stand up ever since. I rewatch this once a year. Total classic. Love you man, keep doing great work.
I just realised I was a fan of your work 20 years ago watching comedy central. And I thought you with the beard was another comedian. LOL. I just connected is the same person. I like you more now.
You are not alone. Thanks, Kiko!
@@TedAlexandro You are great now too btw ! this just makes it even better lol. AS MUCH AS YOU WANT !!!
I remember watching this on Comedy Central when it came out. Still holds up very well.
So cool that the community gets together at the town hall for a comedy show!
My little town had a beautiful brownstone town hall, but they had a vote, and it got torn down. A very sad day...
Wow, great stuff. Well worth watching again!
I stole two of Ted’s jokes when I started doing comedy 20 years ago. I had no idea it was wrong. I love him so much. I owe him money I think just like SNL.
You didn’t know stealing jokes was wrong?
@@VashTheDamnFiend ahem ☹️
OMG This had me in tears & my sides hurt! Absolutely hilarious!!🤣😂👏👏
Thanks!
So funny, love it...still laughing at the bookmark joke
In all of your 4x3 glory. :D
Still very worth watching. Ty, Ted.
“X! IX! VIII! ... IV- - I’m out” 😂
I never went to kindergarten,went straight to 1st class but enjoy your humour
😂 ted i remember these jokes from your comedy central special in the early 2000s. Still hilarious
that pasta punchline was slept on so hard
I needed to laugh. Thanks for putting this up Ted. Things are horrid but thanks for the medicine.
Top notch stand up right here 🎤
Before the hair to beard transplant! :)
Amazing stuff!
Thanks buddy
Hilarious stuff, Ted. Always one of my favorites
lol funny....thanks for the laughs!!!!!
THANK YOU! Can't wait to hear what material they steal from this bit lol jk Love You Dude🥰🥰🥰
Let’s GOOOoooOoo
Grade-A beef... That reminds me of Jim Gaffigan’s bit: “ Did this cow go to private school? I only eat beef that went to private school”
“And tuna republic
For Richard Stanz,
One agent, Wonder-Bra...”
Aww yeah!
It’s crazy cool to see you without the beard. Lol being a new fan I’ve only seen you with it. Great special!!!
fuckin brilliant bro
Lmfao! Yooo! That fucking abortion joke was craaaaaaazzzyyyy! 😂😂😂
Yess
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
Great stuff, man!
Vomitorium😂
👏👏👏
Funny. Thank you.
Lovely. I've been visiting Ted's material, & happy to see so much I can relate to - before he married, & expected a baby.
Super fun
I'm blind because I never listened to my mom. She always told me I'd go blind if I didn't find someone else to play with. But I also hit a gysy in my SUV. I kept telling the crowd, "I didn't see her! She came out of nowhere! I didn't see her!".
I have a blind friend who said he use to have great sight. Then one day, he prayed for God to make him more noticeable to women. I told him he should eat more rabbits. He asked why, and I said becaue they eat carrots, duh.
It's all fine. We've both adopted a new life motto. "Walk slowly and carry a big stick." We chose to use canes instead of dogs because swinging the dogs around makes them aggitated.
❤❤❤
... your wife was still in elementary school when you recorded this... food for thought...
Omf! Yes f... I'm lmao!!_
What year was this. Bush, Cheney?🤷♀️
Ted reminds me of Quagmire.
I thought he was talking about Biden, until I looked at the date.
generic white guy #4 got some JOKES! ok, ok. I like it.
The comedian calls other pursuits "insignificant".
Why isn't he bigger?
He probably would be if he could resist alienating the right, half the population. But he is funny despite it.
@@williamdenton2254 💕 him
@@edp3202 very clever rib tickler 👍
Not enough protein
@@friendlyfire-yt yup. Eat some 🥜 🧈
Imo, very funny, I heard many things original and super funny, strange but true p.o.v.'s...
He is good but he picked up lot of stuff from George Carlin
Political stuff sucks, otherwise I've always loved his comedy.
He’s not even funny , yawn
sorry this is not funny at all
Caucasian comes from the Caucasus mountains look that up also with Ural mountains
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus