100 Hilarious Pokemon Card Moves
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The Pokemon Trading Card Game has a LOT more attacks than the main series games, which results in a lot of these moves being ridiculous and hilarious.
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#Pokemon #pokemonswordshield - Hry
The cleffa cards are essentially the pokemon version of the
“aa” “AAA” “AAAAAAAAAAA!” Vine
lmao yes
yep
boyfriend when sees lemon demon: aa | boyfriend when ruv threatnens: AAA | boyfriend when lightning strikes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(yes this is a fnf meme)
@Bulbasaur can I hug u u are cute
@@Fr0ggz yes
there's a Japanese Incineroar card that has an attack called "God-Damn Punch". They changed it in English, but still.
Why does that sound so fitting for Incineroar...
It sounds like an angry drunk man in a bar
Listen son, if you come any closer I’ll give ya..... I’ll giv yer a god damn punch!
will he just use a god-damn punch does arkoos hate incineroar why did this came to my mind
Profane punch just doesn’t sound as good
@@izzybluejay2379 because Incineroar looks very annoyed that someone made it bipedal but is quite willing to use that advantage to punch that person.
Going from “groovy dance” to “GROPE” gave me whiplash
That's usually what groovy dances lead to, so it makes sense.
“grope??? dear god…”
Ohhhh prom
Msm reference
I love how Continuous Lick deals more damage the more head you get. 3:02
This sounds super weird when you forget that the tcg has coins to flip
Ayo
Note to self: Never get head from a Lickitung. I will die.
Wrong choice of words
Say that again, but slowly
Forretress Card: "Everyone Explode Now"
Micheal: *laughs*
Forretress behind Micheal: "I'll do it, and i'll make it look like a bloody accident."
*After*
??? Used max revive
Forretress:I'll f***ing do it again
😆
Is that a asdfMovie reference?
It will just be a little happy accident
Out it on the sub Reddit
That Ursaring was chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause he's not gay... at least, not until Bi Blast came into play.
English teachers seeing how poetic this is: *This says a lot about society*
No he was just practicing social distance
Yeah, that Ursaring was mega gay.
it coranna what do you exepect
Damn that's *S M O O T H*
“Moomoo Squeeze.”
“Please kill me.”
-MandJTV
2020-
That "flash of destruction" and the reaction of "this one is funny because i am a child" is one of my favorites also the "Big bang horn" was funny too
This says a lot about me
“Moo Moo Squeeze”
*“Please kill me”*
i wasn’t looking and thought that please kill me was a pokémon move for a moment.
Sounds like a move for Shedinja.
That is hilarious and stupid at the same time
Ashli Baker like the whole video :)
@@thatonegaminglatias4345 what are you talkin about
Hahahahahaha
Forretress you can't just look at me like that and say "Everyone Explode Now"
Koopstrooper ok
This is what the opposing pokemon on John's randomizer XDDDDDD
Yup, definitely the best move. The only one that got a legit guffaw out of me when I saw it.
He didn’t say Simon Says
wait so it was forretress all along???
Hey I remember building a deck around that Forretress card back in the day because I found that attack amusing and you actually can make it do a considerable amount of damage if you use Forretress G the SP card and various SP cards to search them. You also could use the Bellossom that was in this video to heal some of the damage the Forretress take.
So that means you got the everyone explode now?
Spiritomb's "B Cancel" attack is indeed a reference to pressing B to cancel an evolution in the Main Series Pokemon games. What Mikey failed to notice, however, is the effect of the card, which prevents your opponent from evolving their active pokemon during their next turn. You could think of it as when my brother B Cancelled my shiny rayquaza and released it from its box
Also, Everyone Explode Now is a reference to Everybody Dance Now.
You should note, a Cradily's tentacles are also tender.
Lmfao 😂
Womans best friend XD
@@peterhacke6317 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🥴
I want to be caressed by Cradily's tender tentacles.... 🥴🥴💕
Forretress Card: "Everyone Explode Now"
Ah, yes. The Michael Bay attack.
Hahahahahahaha
i have that card and i laugh hard too 😂😂
2020 can't get any worse they said
I have the everyone explode car in my cousin laugh so hard
rero rero rero rero rero
Can I just say that the artwork on the card makes the move “Feverish Kiss” even better? That Jynx looks absolutely delirious and I feel like she should probably save the kissing for when she gets better.
6:44 This is what inspired Dragapult
Imagine in war instead of dropping a nuke they just say "Everyone explode now"
So the Japanese know that attack then?
Godzilla: MMMMM LUNCHTIME
Oh hail nah
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 the kamikaze pilots sure do
@@ghaniKSW2 Jesus christ man
“Hopeless Scream”
Shedninja, casually: **has no mouth**
Also the stance it’s in looks like it’s ominously looming over you and ur gunna die
It's based of a cicada and people often refer to the noise they make with their wings as screams, cicadas don't have mouths either
I have the shedinja pokemon card
Its op
But it isnt tanky
1:17 The chair squeaking sounds like a tiny mischievous laugh and I LOVE IT
This entire thing is so...funny. You really made me laugh which is hard to do for me. Good job Michael, truly and thank you.
"It's crying and somehow doing damage"
Sobble: *Hold my beer*
9:48
I’m concerned that Sobble is holding a beer
@@hhee4123 needs to get over it's sadness somehow. And it's doing it wrong. Unless it is root beer.
Binding of isaac
@@scantyer Tammy + Brimstone
for everyones comfort, "Everyone Explode Now" is at 5:30
5:28
/Explodes
/summon tnt
Why do I sing everybody dance now but it's everyone explode now, we need to make this an actual cover
7:55 “Moomoo Squeeze.”
Mikey: PLEASE KILL ME.
I’m like, a year late to this video, but Counting Song, especially on Duskull, may be based on the story of Okiku, a serving girl who was killed while searching for her master’s missing tenth precious plate, and every night climbed out of the well she was dumped into and counted to nine, before screaming instead of counting the tenth. Anyone who heard her counting would become ill, and anyone who heard her scream would die.
What happens if you help her look for it?
@@BJGvideos She won’t listen to you, or interact. The only way she was put to rest was someone yelling “Ten” before she could scream, so she thought it had been found.
Umbreon: THE TENDER TENTACLES ARE DROWNING ME
*snap* ayyy
TenDeR TEntaCLEs,LeNDetH mE ThY PoWEr!
Blacky Jacky's shall be no more after the
TenDEr fLOor TeNtIcALS
Not ruining the 100 likes
"Everybode explode now" and "Get help" had me rolling.
"We are not doing 'Get help!'."
what about eek,eeek and eeeeeeeek
You have to explode *N O W*
Also "Bi Blast"?
We are not doing get help..
Let’s be real. Ice Calibur sounds pretty darn cool
Baxcalibur better have Ice Calibur in a TCG card
Heck, it should have been made into a real Pokémon move and been given to Baxcalibur, it’s PERFECT for Baxcalibur!
In the very early days of the TCG, there was a deck revolving around putting the opponents pokemon to sleep, and using Do The Wave. This deck is the reason Stadium cards exist.
“B cancel” sounds like a competitive smash bros term
That is what i was about to say LOL
I’m pretty sure it is
😂
@@shockanova Not sure if it's a thing in ultimate, but b-reverse was a thing in smash 4
@@coyraig8332 it still is it always has been look up how to one shot jigglypuff in melee
"It's Just Crying. And Doing Damage while Crying"
Here comes Napstablook
(ghost fight)
mafia music plays
blooky
UNDERTALE
Or kpop stans
My body responding to the 45 tons of taco bell i ate when someone says its on the house: 5:28
“Forrettress! Use everyone explode now!”
“But I don’t want too…”
“I SAID WE EXPLODE TODAY!”
8:25 the fact that they were one after another is incredible. 10/10
Furry Chance and Get Help was good too
Both of you deserve upvotes for that
9:48
@@amytg777 reddit moment
@@KNBhanushali ❤
Michael: Eek, Eeek, Eeeeeeek
Me: *Chokes on my cereal because I’m laughing too much *
The "e" in the middle represents on how many cards being drawn.
#FunFact
Fun fact. I have the cleffa card with Eeek move
Me when I stub my toe be like
He forgot about “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek”
The Cleffa Eek cards were some of the best in this list.
7:41 I don't know if Mikey was joking or not, but just in case he wasn't, "Machine Gun Headbutt" means that the pokemon uses headbutt multiple times so fast that its like a machine gun firing off many rounds of bullets in a short amount of time. It didn't refer to the gun itself, but rather the speed at which the gun can fire off attacks. Same with "Machine Gun Stomp".
I feel then those moves should be translated to “Rapid Fire Headbutt” and “Rapid Fire Stomp”
This is my favorite MandJTV video of all time I love how he does the actions and they crack me up!😂
Actually, Bullet Seeds translation is literally “Seed Machine Gun”.
Machine gun works as a metaphor of repeated attack performed rapidly in Japanese. IDK why not for English natives.
@@mslabo102s2 it does for us too. Sometimes we say "rapid fire" instead but "machine gun" is not uncommon. It's just localization teams being overly prissy and deciding that "machine gun" is some how bad for children.
PICKLE RICK!!!!
In korea, it’s just machine gun
Same with bullet punch. Machine Gun Punch
John's entire team in the Metrenome Nuzlocke: Everyone Explode NOW!
Omg, *TRUE*
Diglet Foot Massage!!!
That's a good Attack Name i say!
@@slevinchannel7589 yes he has to reveal his foot
I can’t stop singing “Everyone Explode Now” to the tune of “Everybody Dance Now.”
2:31 is this why Mawile (more specifically it’s Mega) is my favorite Pokémon
Shedinja knowing hopeless scream is the best thing I’ve ever heard
How he makes his enemies feel if they aren't careful
@@plasmakitten4261 It's how all the Legendaries feel after failing to defeat Go- I mean a sturdy Shedinja
@@DrRandomVZT I lost a showdown match,Due to my only Pokemon left not being able to damage shedinja.
@@idosomethingiguess3680 That's a mega oof
Shedninja be like: I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM
Michael: I'm doing a MBF Battle
Michael's luck: *EVERYONE EXPLODE NOW*
Rainbow Smash Pichu lol
Bleh shipper
Shupet
Rainbow Smash Pichu:lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Everyone explode now”?! 🤣 oh my god that was hysterical I almost died laughing 🤣
'suspicious beam Beta'
Now I'm imagining Porygon-Z as a Mother/Earthbound enemy. With it's wackily abstract design it already fits aesthetically anyway
It would have the battle music “Battle Against a Machine”
There is a Detective Pikachu that has a move called "Coffee Break".
@Moyakaku 86 *cloudy
I have it
Andrea Gudino “yaaaahhh”
I actually own that card! It's part of a special 18-card subset of TCG cards they released when the movie came out.
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY
"Everyone explode now" sounds like an attack i would use
I like how Ludicolo learning Best Dance is dabbing
I've watched this video multiple times, and my favourite of these by far remains "Every One Explode Now," because I can't not say it to the tune of "Everybody Dance Now."
"Do machine guns even exist in the Pokemon world"
There's that one gen 1 episode
Yeah... gen one anime... that one is special, let's say... for not saying polemical...
Yeah it was banned outside of Japan because of the use of guns. I have heard of it.
Japan really underestimated how many guns are in America
Episode 12
@@nickkayfabe6147 Japan is the inspiration for America
Someone: Curse you!
Me: Curse you... _deeply_
Damagriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigus
*DEEPLY*
*Me imagining what the move curse deelply might do*
Lucario:i'm going to destroy you!
Vaporeon:fine them,do your worse!
Lucario:*uses curse deeply* f*ck you, you dirty daughter of a b*tch
Vaporeon:oh chill out luca
Lucario:i'm sorry girl i didn't mean to...
Vaporeon:*uses tsunami*(is that evrn a real move?)
Lucario:*almost f*cking dies*
100th like
9:29 I am not sure but what I think is that since the entire porygon line is based on technology and "updates", suspicious beam beta could just mean that porygon-z got a new attack as in a new software update but it's still in beta version so it's suspicious beam beta.
Just an opinion.
You can be right
This was the first Mandjtv video I ever watched. Now, 3 years later, I’m addicted.
The moves “ eek, eeek and eeeeeeek” remind me of the AA battery meme where the man starts screaming
aa, aAA, AAAA
aaaaa
AAAAaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aa
AAA
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Oh yeah. Oh frick I can't get that out of my head now
aa.
Aaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6:23
*Trainer:* Hey let’s do Get Help
*Mothim:* What?
*Trainer:* Get Help!
*Mothim:* No.
*Trainer:* Come on you love it
*Mothim:* I hate it
*Trainer:* It’s great it works every time
*Mothim:* It’s humiliating!
*Trainer:* Do you have a better plan?
*Mothim:* No.
*Trainer:* We’re doing it :)
*Mothim:* We are NOT doing Get Help
*Mothim used Get Help. It’s super effective!*
Classic.
SOILER ALERT:
Thor Ragnorok
@@erikatinajero6577 Or better,
Ferrothor: Magmarok
@@dhruvanand6695 comedy genius
HAHHAHAH
2:25 Bi Blast to Big Bang Horn to Big Ol’ Bite had me ROARING
2:23 "Best Dance" being known by "Dabbing Ludicolo" has... implications... lol
"Bi Blast- The defending Pokemon is now bisexual"
Used to be hetro
Now I'm just bi
I'm bisexual so that was funny
YAS!!!!!!!!
Don't give away our most powerful weapon and well kept secret. How else are we supposed to spread our agenda
Diglet Foot Massage!!!
That's a good Attack Name i say!
I’m guessing that’s how I became bi. 🤷🏼♀️
5:29 "Everyone Explode Now"
*Killer queen bites za dust*
When did my stand make a comment?
I s t h a t a j o j o r e f e r r e n c e ?
haha get it funny jojo bomb please give me validation
Meanwhile in the JoJo universe...
**Yoshikage Kira get hit by an ambulance**
69 likes nice
2:28
big bang horn got me chuckling and big ol' bite killed me
There needs to be more of this video, this made me laugh so much
7:58 I wasn't paying attention and for a second I thought ”Please kill me.” was an actual move.
LOL
If it was,it'd be used by ever 14 year old on CZcams
Same bc I went to get some water while holding my phone (not looking) and then I was like : what Pokemon wanna be killed
SAME LOL
Lol yes
I bet Michael was hoping for the "Everyone Explode Now" during his battle with The Aura Guardian's Miltank. 🤣🤣
Oml yes 🤣
I WOULD'VE LAUGHED!!!
So I have zigzagoon whose moves are double stab and pull out 😂
This is by far the funniest MandJTV video
nobody
not a single soul
foretress: everybody explode now
EVERYBODY DO THE BOOM
Not tomorrow. Not after breakfast. NOW.
Dead meme format
Electrode: But sir...
Foretress: DO IT
*Everybody (including humans) used explosion*
The world -dies as long with the universe- fainted!
Mimikyu GX has an attack called “Let’s Snuggle and Fall”.
What??????
To be fair, Mimikyu's og z-move is already pretty weird.
(• U •)
@@jillmundung5463 Let's snuggle and fall forever! It'll be fun, I promise.
@@christinekatzman2164 I don't believe you. What the f**k happened to the floor?!
Let’s snuggle and fall is a hilarious move that Mimikyu has
10:01 Herbivores be like:
Triceratops: hey look tender tentacles
Zebra: OH BOY EATING TIME!
Mikey: there are moves that reference deadly weapons
Guillotine: 😰
FLAMETHROWER
Water gun 🔫
Bullet seed. Sharpen. Swords dance’s effect. Curse on ghost types.
Flash
Flash cannon
2:11 as soon as I heard "chilling in a hot tub", I immediately knew what was coming next
5 gens apart cause they’re not gay
Five furrets apart cuz they're not gay
Your avater hahahahah i cant! Hahahahahahahahahaj
@@Ocalvolamina ever heard of LMAO cuz that haha sounds weirs when i read it in my mind
Same
3:15 I used to have that Gengar card. I don't know where it went but I think I still have the Haunter card from the set.
I'm screaming, I can't stop reading "Everyone Explode Now" to the tune of "Everybody Dance Now"
I have the Forretress card that says everyone explode now
G MAX FORTRESS USE EVERYONE EXPLODE NOW
Swag Dragons nice
Mmmmmm
He he
@@pugsinablanket8182 boom
Glalie: **chucks a pebble at Sawk**
Sawk: ...What the hell was that?
Glalie: That was my...
*I N T I M I D A T I O N P E B B L E*
I'm scared of pebbles now
Sawk: procede to cut the ocean
Sawk: Fool! Now you shall face the wrath of my, *K I C K O F R I G H T E O U S N E S S*
@@neatoburrito9013 AND FIVE FIERCE CHOPS
*confused screaming*
Hands down best Mandjtv video
6:29 why did my mind just go to the home of all the lemons I’ve ever written or read?
Nobody:
Zubats in a cave: *helo*
Allow us to introduce ourselves
Probably is actually balloon boy saying hello
Me as a child: is standing
Drifloon: hippity hoppity you are now my property
Humans: hellno
Umbreon when he encounters TCG Cardily:
*The Tender Floor Tentacles are DROWNING Me!*
Same thought process. I just found that so funny I had to comment something similar to you.
Umbreon:oh no,not again
@@DramaLlamaTheatrics I see you too are a man on ultimate culture.
I actually have a few of these, including the ambipom
I would actually love these moves to be in the game, it'd be soooo funny haha
Michael: "Get Help"
*THOR HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
Loki: we are not doing get help
Thor:yes we are doing get help
Hela:im gonna kill you guys
@Nathan Prins why bcuz of your siblings?
Thor: Throws Loki at guards
5:29 my regieleki when it’s almost dead
I literally laughed my ass off on that part 😂😂😂
@@davidbahena1969 I have that card too lmao. Died when I got the card however long ago it was, died after remembering it from this video
@@jacobwhelan45 same
I freaking loved your examples of Lickitung, but...
How the hell did you not notice Tyrannical Hole on Guzzlord?
5:29 I literally just bought this card when I saw it at a convention because it reminded me of this video, plus my friend loves Forretress!
the “eek” thing reminds me of that one battery vine.
A, AA, AAA!!!!!
That's a classic👏👏👏
A......AA.......AAAAAAAAAAAAA
A ... AA ... AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaaa...Aaaaaaaaa...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
eek. eeek. EEKKKKKKKKKKK
Whenever im gonna hear “Everybody Dance Now” from that one song, im just gonna think of people exploding to the beat of the song and maybe a few alluhackbars thrown in there in the distance.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one xD
Me too!!!
The Way his voice deteriorated at 5:30 lol
“Five fierce chops”
4 calling birds, 3 French hens 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
I'm a little concerned because the "furry chance" ambipom was one of my first cards...
Another of my first cards was the "never enough" gible
For me was the Mewtwo X, and it was a huge card
grain!
I also have the Furry enough Ambipom…but I think I have about 2-3 of them
my first few cards were also the furry chance ambipom, and also, the big bang horn mega heracross
sadly i lost the mega heracross
My first card was a Zigzagoon, there was picture of it laying on a stump, it was very cute
"76. Own The Place"
What cat doesn't act like they own the place? That was a good, funny one.
OOOOH LOOK AT HEER SHE WALKIN ROUND LIKE SHE OWN THE PLAAACE
I have that card
For humans we own the place but for the cats they own the place this is a true fact and not a joke
all of this is so funny it had me cracking up for so long
i love how "bear hug is now a move learned by Bewear when his pokédex states that a lot of people died when they were hugged by a Bewear
Its all fun and games until the floor tentacles turn tender
Me who thinks of KFC: wonder why I'm so hungry thinking about Tender Tentacles
Lol
Oh Hell NO!! I think we all know where this is going.
@@supergamingdude21 NO STOP
@@supergamingdude21 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Mismagius used curse deeply
Mismagius: F&$K!
Flygon: whoa dude.. that is deep
It was super effective
Bewear used bear hug
Bewear hugs you and breaks your bones
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again!
OHKO
Nah, I was thinking Mismagius giving a Yo Mama joke
Flagon: But I don’t have a mom
@@shinydecidueye9593 Lickilicky used Dangerous Lick
Charmander: I'm not scared!
It was inneffective
Eevee: *Uses Helping Hand*
Eevee: But I don’t have friends
Haven't watched the whole video, but if Nom-nom-nom Incisors isn't here I'm quite surprised.Also one of the weirdest ones has to be 'Everyone explode now'
One of my favorite dumb sounding tcg moves is Hocus Pinkus on wigglytuff. The worst part? It's actually a really good move
I love hocus pinkus it’s actually a spell name on one of my made up children’s anime shows
"Chillin in a hot tub... 5 feet a part because he's not gay" the best line of the video
2:57. ...?
2:09
SLAP OF MISFORTUNE
Coffagrius: *Slaps*
Trainer: Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this
Nice
Trainer 5 minutes later : Encounters 15 mass outbreaks of Zubat and Geodude in a cave
There is a card it’s a mega pincer and it says grab and fly away😂
5:28 you know that one song that goes "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"? now hear it with this attack name. You're welcome.