Joseph Cotta Nope. They're all Katherine years old, except me. I'm not a girl. I'm not Katherine years old. When I say go, that'll be your partners signal to jump around, and then jump up jump up and jump down.
"I'm gonna ask the blue team a question. If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, I don't care - they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm gonna put a choke hold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical and I'm sure those will be interesting today"
A brief study on why 5:15 is an absolute 6-in-1 home run: * The host asks a question, but answers it almost immediately before giving the contestants a chance. * The host's answer is ridiculously wrong. * The contestant answers afterwards anyway. * The contestant's answer is pure non sequitur beauty. * The host reveals that the contestant answered correctly. * "Yes-ee Ventura". I have been wanting to say this for a stupidly long time, I'm glad I finally got it out. It's just beautiful. DaThings is the highest poop.
"When I say go, one person from each team will jump around. That will be their partner's signal to jump up, jump up and get down." That ain't slipping past me, chief.
Mark my words, in the future, videos such as these (especially these) will be selected for preservation in the US Library of Congress as culturally impactful/significant. The humor in these is so complex and satisfying, it is really deceptive how simple and silly they seem. woo sus.
"I'm going to ask the blue team a question - If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it; if they don't, _i don't care_ they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm going to put a _choke hold_ on the blue team, at which point they have to _get_ a physical"
I've gotta say, this was possibly the paragon peak for YTP's. Since this, I haven't seen any YTP's that come close to how funny this was. You've done us all proud DaThings1. You, cs188, Suss Jaj and a few others will always be CZcams legends in my book.
DaThings, I just want you to know that the first time I heard "there are three temples in the temple temple temple" I laughed harder than I ever had - and still ever have. This video as far as I'm concerned is the most well made of all YTPs in existence.
5:00 - "I'm gonna ask the blue team a question, if they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, i don't care, they'll have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, goes a little bit like this: I'M GONNA PUT A CHOKEHOLD ON THE BLUE TEAM!!!"
Mastu Denton Well, to be perfectly honest, the lyrics to the song I was saying are exactly the same... Now, I don't doubt Everybody Jump Around was actually inspired by the House of Pain's Jump Around. Even so, we don't know what Mr. DaThings1 was thinking when making the YTP, so.. any song could have been the inspiration for that part.
![[YTP] - Family Food](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ewJ46xu4xkk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xGFALi137Do/mqdefault.jpg)
keith 🐇
....umm...
Random?....
Also, Keith 🐇
"What is your name and how old are you?"
"Aeiou"
Pebby Parbker reference?
JESSE VENTURA YES-SE VENTURA
keith 🐇
One day, Nicole is going to unfreeze and dominate the Price is Rice.
You watch.
Why, I oughta...
Noooo?
Nicole?
Nicole??
Nicole??
I remember being Katherine years old. A confusing but beautiful time in a young girl's life...
Being Kathrine years old was fun but hard
Erin Brown I’m at that stage now actually!! I’m struggling a bit but I wouldn’t have it any other way!
But is anyone Keith?
Joseph Cotta Nope. They're all Katherine years old, except me. I'm not a girl. I'm not Katherine years old. When I say go, that'll be your partners signal to jump around, and then jump up jump up and jump down.
I'm katherine years old and it is a STRUGGLE
"I'm gonna ask the blue team a question. If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, I don't care - they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm gonna put a choke hold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical and I'm sure those will be interesting today"
5:11 my reaction
Tell me why I read that like a Trump speech
A SHOW NO-ONE KNOWS
"get a physical"
-You can actually buy this car
*jumps of excitement*
A brief study on why 5:15 is an absolute 6-in-1 home run:
* The host asks a question, but answers it almost immediately before giving the contestants a chance.
* The host's answer is ridiculously wrong.
* The contestant answers afterwards anyway.
* The contestant's answer is pure non sequitur beauty.
* The host reveals that the contestant answered correctly.
* "Yes-ee Ventura".
I have been wanting to say this for a stupidly long time, I'm glad I finally got it out. It's just beautiful.
DaThings is the highest poop.
C O R R U P T I O N
Woo sus
I honestly don't think you're allowed to break down ytp humor. The higher ytp gods will look down at you
"There are 3 temples in the temple temple temple"
How I feel playing Zelda.
My brother can probably relate to that. XD
I thought the same thing I swear
hahaha honestly i can never get through the game without a few guides
Same LOL
*Sudden flashback of me trying to kill very first boss in Ocarina of Time and fails because I'm sucks at stabbing*
@@Texan_Patriot I feel bad for you tbh. Even worse actually, I'm stuck at Dondongo's Cavern..... right now.
Nicole is still broken, I see.
She actually had an idea at the beginning... but it seems she discarded it.
Yep.
nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Y I OWTTA
Miyafuji Yoshika The guy in the yellow wants to "oughta" Nicole too.
some say Keith is still in the tube waving to this day.
-Where are you from Sandra?
-I'm from Beli...
-America!
Who's your partner back there?
Keith.
Oh kaaay.................................
I'm catherine years old...
wow that's really old.
Keith is omnipotent
"First team to win wins."
Seems legit.
+BerylusRed God can't be his own son
400th like
1,000th like 5 years later!
Our teams are competing to win.
wtf i thought i’d never come across you ever again
2:24
And who's your partner?
Keith.
Oh....KAAAAYYYY....
Gatoray Our teams are competing to win...
Chris Beckett The first team to win wins!
Gatoray Climb back up then get down
I posted the same thing... I get no likes but you get 79...
zInsurge welcome to the comments section. Are you enjoying your stay?
"When I say go, one person from each team will jump around. That will be their partner's signal to jump up, jump up and get down."
That ain't slipping past me, chief.
Best part by far
Is this a Jet Set Radio reference? XD The sentance mixing sounded like a song from it. Haha
@@atteranenforcer5263 It's a House of Pain song.
@@hg3990 Oh
@@atteranenforcer5263 actually you that that right I've seen house of pain there no song like that there.
Woo sus
Woo suus
Woo suous
Woo woo woo
NaFeRn95 it goes a little bit like this, I’m gonna put a choke hold on the blue team
Gush 35z and then they’re gonna get a physical
@@aceroro21 and I'm sure those will be interesting, today.
Transition was great
😂I’m Fucking dead asf 😂👌🏻
6:11 HIM PUTTING THE KISS BACK IN HIS MOUTH JUST SENT ME
HAHAHAAH
5:30 "Woo sus woo suus woo summus woowoowoo!!"
Best line in history.
🤣🤣🤣
He is def a Samus main
I rewinded that part more times than I should’ve
sus
Rightrightright
0:20
Where are you from, Sandra?
I'm from Beli-
AMERICA, AaawoAhaaa, uh..
Now here's, here's what you can do.
You can actually buy this car.
@@KingLich451 okay, let's find out what you're gonna be bidding on.
i'm s t a r v i n g
*applause*
I used to think he said "i ' m s o r r y"
featured shows:
The Price is Rice (feat. Nicole?)
The Temple Temple Temple
Double DareeraD elbuoD
Who Wants To Be a Bee?
Xavier Foran It's an inside joke following DaThings1's other game show poop video. Just give it to em.
The second one is actually Legends.
God dammit, Keith, get your shit together.
Now I'm struggling to think about how a "Whose Line is it Anyway?" poop would look like.
***** Dedede moves to Virginia is pretty good
Mathew Viggiani /watch?v=eUtHVqC29gk
They exist, but they mostly consist of ear and mind rape...
Mathew Viggiani /watch?v=mdjK_FEhe8Y
Mathew Viggiani it's gotta be hard to do one for that show since half the stuff is pretty off the wall anyway.
On your mark, get set!
"Goin' surfing on the internet!"
Holy shit that killed me, although i expected it
I expected it to XD
+Tomi Where did that internet part come from?
"Kids' guide to the Internet," a 90's instructional video that aged REALLY badly. "What's a website? Is that what ducks walk on?" Hardee har har.
Is this channel cs118!? It would make so much sense omg
No, but DaThings likes to reference cs188
"If you want injured you deserve a free burger". I could quote this all day.
It's like an Aphex Twin video squared.
"When I say go, one player from each team will jump around. That will be their partner's signal to jump up, jump up, and get down."
Aaaaaannnnnndd
Will someone freakin fix Nicole already!?
Deadman Ka Baam Nicole.exe has stopped responding
Deadman Ka Baam enter the NO contestant haha
Deadman Ka Baam NO
Deadman Ka Baam Damnit Ubisoft! You released Nicole too early!
Deadman Ka Baam We will ask Nicole if she wants to be fixed, Nicole? Nicole?
Mark my words, in the future, videos such as these (especially these) will be selected for preservation in the US Library of Congress as culturally impactful/significant. The humor in these is so complex and satisfying, it is really deceptive how simple and silly they seem.
woo sus.
Woo sus
You know congress is too damn stupid to appreciate something like this
I read the end as "It is really deceptive how woo sus."
I'm getting recommended this video off of whatever the current youtube algorithm is, and I think that's the next best thing.
woo sus
Wow, Kieth is such a stand up guy, helping both teams
Yeah, I know! That's totally how legends of the hidden temple works, right? Keith helps out both teams win?
Im gonna put a chokehold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical.
And I'm sure those will be interesting today
There are 2000 uhh Jesse Ventura
@@Drewiestewie Jesse Ventura, yesse VenturaarutneV esseJ
WOO SIS WOO SIOIS WOO SIOIS WOO WOO WOO
jiweep best part
I rewinded that part way too many times 😂
Text in random characters says
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU CAN TRANSATE STUFF
You uh, misspelled translate.
LUModder The text was decoded by none other than MYSELF!!!
i feel so special
LUModder Darn. I was paranoid after rendering that I might have misspelled something in that block of text.
DaThings1 It's better this way.
DaThings1 time to take it down and reupload? XD
LUModder DEB
The glory goes to the fastest and the strongest butt
Yay noisepuppet :D
I'm a fan
You're the Einstein of ytps
Keith.
"I'm going to ask the blue team a question - If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it; if they don't, _i don't care_ they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, it goes a little bit like this: I'm going to put a _choke hold_ on the blue team, at which point they have to _get_ a physical"
And I'm sure those will be interesting today.
first team to win wins
and that will be their partner's signal to jump up-jump up and get down.
twcoursolle truly impactful words
Kraark, get set!
Guy: "Who's your partner?"
Kid 1: "Keith."
Guy: "Who's *your* partner?"
Kid 2: "Keith."
Guy: "O- ...kay."
“What is your name and how old are you?”
Person A: I’m 9. 11.
Person B: I’m Katherine, years old.
There are 3 temples in the temple temple temple
The way he paused after he said that.
XD
Math checks out by my count
_"One thousand!"_
_"Say it again?"_
*_"O N E T H O U S A N D"_*
First Keith waves.Then second Keith waves. Then Second Keith scrambles up, but first Keith carries on waving. Why is that so funny?!!?
ON YOUR MARK
GET SET
WE'RE GOIN SURFIN ON THE INTERNET
CYBER SPACE, CYBER SEX, INTERACTIVE ASS SITE.
Classic Nicole. :)
Princess Celestia Nicole?
***** Why I oughtta!
+Scythea
Watching random videos. :)
Don't tell me: I'm a tyrant to in said fan fiction, right.
Oh Arceus..... *Facehoof*
The first team to win wins!
"Yeah, sounds random, right?!" - Jontron
Our teams are competing to win
Legend says, when Nicole actually opens her mouth all war will end and humanity will learn to live in harmony.
When they were showing people's names at the end you should have put in Keith
Meeting other awkward people as an awkward person:
"Hey, Sandra!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi, Sandra!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"H--"
"Hi, hi!"
"Hi-- HI!"
"Haaa!"
"HAAA!"
"Haaugh!"
"Huagh!"
U know, I feel I should be able to relate, but I can't?
After meeting, you must turn the roullette with the maximum strength
My name is Sandra!
@@miral7563 hey, Sandra!
@@51SErVER HI
6:31 Deb was the best part
BUT WHERE IS SHE FROM
@@hg3990 she's from DEB
@@alistersvenschoff1885 The store?
@@philadler7399 lol yeh
That charity bit at 4:35 gets me every single time.
+Elliott Braganza How amazing is it haha!
"That means they're gonna get a life"
XD
And the part where the Keiths were competing and one of the Keiths was waving at the camera XD
Yanpai it’s called mirror match
I need to be a smart CHICKEN!
That was the $250,000 question.
czcams.com/video/ZwZ8DyARbXY/video.html
Years later and 3:37 will still go down as one of the most legendary ytp lines ever
5:16
"You should know, how many Major League Baseball teams."
"There are 2000"
"Uh, Jesse Ventura"
"JESSE VENTURA, YES!"
Jesse Ventura yessi Ventura!
The first team to win wins.
I've never looked at it that way...
"One thousand!"
"Say it again?"
"ONE THOUSAND!!!"
Had me rolling! XD
Seven dollars.
HaH!
Exploding Pineapple
*_ONE THOUSAND INTENSIFIES_*
"Whatcha got, Jared?"
"5-"
"9!"
Woo sas
Woo sauce
Woo saddleass
Woo woo woo
"There are three temples in the Temple Temple Temple.................."
_Gazes eerily_
There are three temples in the temple temple temple. THERE ARE THREE TEMPLES IN THE TEMPLE TEMPLE TEMPLE.
HL3 CONFIRMED
Steven Universe Hi Steven. Fancy meeting you here. Do you still wanna be a jew? Did you ever get to see a woman's vagina?
linguicaguy .....
Wat?
Steven Universe It's a reference to a YTP called Steven Jewniverse.
Steven Universe The Price is BOSTOOOON!
2:45 the sentence mixing is so clean i didnt even notice he said 6 seconds instead of 60
"What is your name and how old are you" "I'm 9/11"
It's " I'm Katherine years old."
I heard 9/11 yoo
@@BlazinVoid59 it sounds like 9 /11 the first time but the second is catherine years old
Nicole
whacha got
Nicole?
Replying to my own comment ftw, but is gaster playing at 6:17?
no
Why I outta!
Goddamnit, Nicole! Stop ruining everything.
She's still broken to this day...
"They're dressed in soda"
Espeon mage300 "the new show no-one knows'"
Good to see Nicole has come back for another season!
"One player from each team will Jump Around. That will be their partner's signal to Jump Up, Jump Up & Get Down." 😂😂🤣🤣
"I'm gonna have to put the blue team in a choke hold" lost it omf
"And they're gonna here to get a physical"
hahahhahh
My favorite part XD
I've gotta say, this was possibly the paragon peak for YTP's. Since this, I haven't seen any YTP's that come close to how funny this was. You've done us all proud DaThings1. You, cs188, Suss Jaj and a few others will always be CZcams legends in my book.
Soaps7 Don't forget Hurricoaster.
don’t forget youtube pewp
DaThings, I just want you to know that the first time I heard "there are three temples in the temple temple temple" I laughed harder than I ever had - and still ever have. This video as far as I'm concerned is the most well made of all YTPs in existence.
5:00 - "I'm gonna ask the blue team a question, if they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, i don't care, they'll have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, goes a little bit like this:
I'M GONNA PUT A CHOKEHOLD ON THE BLUE TEAM!!!"
At which point they have to get a physical, and I'm sure those will be interesting today.
On your mark... go?
6 seconds.
Zachary Jorgensen 666
the Deb part was so legendary
Mary Platt is having a good time, I see...
6:12 i absolutely love the dead stare he quickly flashes
"You wanna know a dirty little secret? Yuh-huh? Do ya? Do ya? Rewr!"
That face too.
Perfect 10.
"If you want the money, make the money!"
Me:My God, how come I never thought of that before?!
also "first team to win ... wins"
Does Jessica say anything other than "NO"?
………NO
NO!
7 No 1
No
+Naveek Darkroom "seven NO one"
What charity are you playing for? Their faces are like DAFUC?!?!?
"Shit, you said we were doing that?"
coming back here to let you know that lawyer ad edit has been living in my head for 6 years
5:30 WOO SUS WOO SAAS WOO SAWAS WOO WOO WOO
By far my favorite part of this video, haha :)
Andrew Miller Never underestimate the power of DEB.
Righ, righ, righ 😂
That part always leaves me in stitches
HI SANDRA HI SANDRA HI HI HI SANDRA
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Shrek The Ogre HaH!
Shrek The Ogre OH HI MARK.
Hi! HiiH...
HaH!
6:28 he's saying "hi mom"
I just noticed
no shit
DEB is his mom.
Here's something- you can actually BUY this car!
I'm gonna give you 7 dollars, Alright?
*t o r s o l e s s m o n o k u m a*
3:04 The audience going nuts is what got me to laugh for 5 minutes straight.
It’s a huge deal to get a life.
"looks like the purple pairs got the first 1UP! That means they're gonna get a life!"
that killed me for a different reason 😂
Good thing you got that life!
I'm Katherine years old and what is this?
***** No this is Patrick
***** sandrude darstorm
***** Katherine is too young to watch this. You need to be at least Richard to watch this stuff!
T.Y. Netees No, I think you have to be Keith to watch this.
***** Oh- KAAAAAAY.
One thousand!
Sayettagain?
*ONE THOUSAND*
Host: Sandra?
Sandra: *glitching out*
Host: Sandra?
Sandra: *continues to glitch out*
Host: Why I oughta...
Nicole*
+SebsIncognito What I told you you could buy this car?
Im gonna give you seven dollars, Alright?
That Dude Guy here's seven dollars.
*Man in mascot suit dances*
"What charity are you playing for?"
*look at each other like oh shit waddup*
"This stuff, right here? Right here, this stuff? This here? This is the stuff. The right stuff. The stuff, The only stuff. Duh." fucking lmao
1:02 what funny asf. Don't even know how he made his voice change in that way.
lol yeah
Melodyne formant shifting
*thank you for dressin up jared where u from*
Uncle Bilbo ended up winning half a million dollars that night and he spent it all on pipeweed.
That roll call at the end nearly made me fall off my chair.
4:22 If anyone is wonder what song that was it’s called Popcorn by Edward Simoni
Bro, thank you so much!
"and i'll tell you what's gonna happen in this game, our teams are competing to win "
That's fair rules
I'm really feeling Deb's energy, like always.
A literal masterpiece.
I agree.
"What charity are you playing for?"
*...silence*
Clever... I saw the Jet Grind Radio reference at 3:38. Everybody Jump Around :)
rixor12 its neither. its from a song by House of Pain. kids these days.
rixor12 unlikely
rixor12 ...No. Just no.
Mastu Denton Well, to be perfectly honest, the lyrics to the song I was saying are exactly the same... Now, I don't doubt Everybody Jump Around was actually inspired by the House of Pain's Jump Around. Even so, we don't know what Mr. DaThings1 was thinking when making the YTP, so.. any song could have been the inspiration for that part.
***** The first game in the series released for the Dreamcast was called that in North American regions.
I can't decide who I want to win more-----Khaleesi or Deb.
TheKiss I cant decide between Keith and Keith
TheKiss My money's on the smart chicken
TheKiss Deb. *does Deb wave*
TheKiss captain jack for sure
TheKiss I'm rooting for my underdog Nicole.
2:56 Kieth just said fuck it I can't compete against Kieth
3:53-4:15
I need intense explanation for what I just saw.
if you're injured you deserve a free burger
Raaawww
@AlwaysLookCool 729 Orange Caramel - Lipstick
It's better without explanation.
oh yeah i remember this shit lol
"If you want injured you deserve a free burger"
Okay
-"What charity you are playing for?"
- (all just looks around lost) lmaooooo