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  • A guy brings expensive Kobe beef burgers to a barbecue and becomes fixated on making sure they’re cooked correctly.
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  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob Před 3 lety +24107

    His first mistake was bringing the good meat to someone else's barbecue.

    • @MsLianMPrice
      @MsLianMPrice Před 3 lety +428

      exactly!!!!!

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 Před 3 lety +1184

      I took ribs to someone else's bbq once... I was young and stupid.

    • @Two2onefive
      @Two2onefive Před 3 lety +352

      @@nickc6842 We live and learn 😭

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 Před 3 lety +575

      Using kobe for burgers is sacrilegious to some

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf Před 3 lety +170

      @@curtisthomas2670 kobe no wagyu yes
      i ain't even tried kobe before, too rich for my blood but wagyu burgers are the bomb

  • @TheSHHAS
    @TheSHHAS Před 3 lety +14772

    Performing the heimlich maneuver to take back your food is next level.

  • @brucemichaelgrossman4913
    @brucemichaelgrossman4913 Před 2 lety +9355

    This is probably the first time Jordan has been the normal one in a skit.

    • @LordTankian0
      @LordTankian0 Před 2 lety +282

      What about the racist song?

    • @josephmohan1075
      @josephmohan1075 Před 2 lety +501

      Plot twist: Key is the normal one. They were REALLY unworthy of the beef

    • @IsaacLikesGames
      @IsaacLikesGames Před 2 lety +47

      Also the Job Interview Skit

    • @brandonchin6646
      @brandonchin6646 Před 2 lety +100

      He was the normal one in the Frozen Yogurt one, the Gay Coworker one, the Step-Dad one and one of the post-apocalyptic videos.

    • @Dhakadice
      @Dhakadice Před 2 lety +21

      @@brandonchin6646 And (depending on your point-of-view, possibly the D&D sketch).

  • @georgehall6597
    @georgehall6597 Před 2 lety +4093

    His first mistake wasn't bringing Kobe beef to someone else's BBQ, it was using Kobe beef for burgers

    • @bucktownxxx
      @bucktownxxx Před 2 lety +48

      Theyre Dee-licious...try em

    • @famboozle7668
      @famboozle7668 Před 2 lety +13

      @@bucktownxxx I am a man of god and beef

    • @lordgman1
      @lordgman1 Před 2 lety +81

      Naw, you haven't lived until you've had Kobe burgers

    • @CoolPapaCash
      @CoolPapaCash Před 2 lety +23

      Never had a kobe burger but the steaks are crazy good!

    • @jpaxonreyes
      @jpaxonreyes Před 2 lety +86

      I thought Kobe was supposed to be really marbled, but he said it was real lean.

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch Před 3 lety +2379

    Not treating the meat with respect so the dog got taken
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @kingofthesharks
    @kingofthesharks Před 3 lety +3377

    They started out as friends, but then came the beef between them...

    • @Somebody-Come-Look-At-This
      @Somebody-Come-Look-At-This Před 3 lety +30

      I see what you did there 😂

    • @montetaylor1530
      @montetaylor1530 Před 3 lety +20

      Clever 😆

    • @showtimej2582
      @showtimej2582 Před 3 lety +1

      Barssss

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 Před 3 lety +4

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

    • @christopherhardy-jones771
      @christopherhardy-jones771 Před 3 lety +2

      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @JesusChristMarie
    @JesusChristMarie Před 2 lety +570

    “You just ketchup raped my burger” is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @tjgetem3783
      @tjgetem3783 Před 2 lety +2

      😂 bro i felt the pain in jordan peele face when he said that

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Před 2 lety +13

      I grill burgers on an smoker. I gave a burger to one of my friends. They took a bite and said it was freaking delicious. They proceeded to add ketchup to the burger and took a bite. The look of disappointment on their face was funny. They just looked at me and said they just ruined the burger. 😂

    • @ashaazimroz6992
      @ashaazimroz6992 Před rokem +5

      @JZ's BFF Ketchup makes any burger better.

    • @ashaazimroz6992
      @ashaazimroz6992 Před rokem

      @JZ's BFF whatever that means

    • @mavvzahardd2678
      @mavvzahardd2678 Před 2 měsíci

      search colorado kobe for more info

  • @FarrierNoire
    @FarrierNoire Před 11 měsíci +88

    Keegan’s outfit is the cherry on top of this hilarious sketch. Also the line “don’t mean to park my Bentley next to your Toyota haHAAAHhh” 😹😹

    • @plstmb6000
      @plstmb6000 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Kinda ironic since he say the better meat is japanese.

    • @FarrierNoire
      @FarrierNoire Před 10 měsíci

      @@plstmb6000 😹

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris Před 6 měsíci +4

      i love it when they open a sketch with a slow character reveal like that. the crocs, then the cargo shorts, then the button up, and finally the hat and deranged expression

    • @jared1750
      @jared1750 Před 27 dny

      I knew a guy who talked like that. Hilarious. We don’t talk anymore.

    • @synchronicitystudios8217
      @synchronicitystudios8217 Před 9 dny +1

      @@benjaminqmorris😂😂😂 exactly what I was thinking

  • @ShamanIshtar
    @ShamanIshtar Před 3 lety +4605

    Plot twist: Key is having second thoughts about poisoning the entire party.

    • @kazemmousa1
      @kazemmousa1 Před 3 lety +69

      the best comment so far!

    • @p03tic28
      @p03tic28 Před 3 lety +85

      I mean, the dude ate that piece after he Heimlich maneuvered it out 😂

    • @JohnSmith-id8kz
      @JohnSmith-id8kz Před 3 lety +70

      since the dog ate some of the meat he became a liability. that's why he took him

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @bogbog
      @bogbog Před 3 lety +4

      This right here

  • @Robertico7316
    @Robertico7316 Před 3 lety +3064

    The grass those cows ate cost more than this house hahahaahaha.

    • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
      @user-ov2fc5sd1e Před 3 lety +5

      You mean cost more than this house

    • @Robertico7316
      @Robertico7316 Před 3 lety +6

      I fixed it hahahah. It still hilarious

    • @aca7927
      @aca7927 Před 3 lety

      Or czcams.com/video/8fsTu-C3RHg/video.html

    • @Max-me9xq
      @Max-me9xq Před 3 lety

      How so many likes and like 2 comments

    • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
      @user-ov2fc5sd1e Před 3 lety +1

      @@Max-me9xq maybe because there isn't anything to comment

  • @robgw2nd
    @robgw2nd Před rokem +7

    “That’s like putting a diamond ring on pig a hoof!” 0:57 😂

  • @TraumaER
    @TraumaER Před 2 lety +1125

    As crazy as this sketch is, it’s actually real. I’ve seen this happen at BBQs before. Someone brings a few steaks and suddenly they act like they are ballers and can run the show. 😂

    • @Sahadi420
      @Sahadi420 Před rokem +50

      Except he wasn't, as Kobe beef isn't lean, it's fatter than chuck....chefs literally just use it's own fat to cook it in. Peele's character should have told him to shut the hell up. LOL

    • @gaiseric9518
      @gaiseric9518 Před rokem +34

      If you know where to look, sometimes reality can be funnier than fiction. Sometimes I just hang around to see the chaos.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před rokem

      Lies again? Butt F**ked

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 Před rokem +30

      And then they want their steaks “medium” or something. Only two ways to cook a good steak - well done and extra well done, and covered in ketchup. In fact, there better not be a hint of flavor except for Heinz, and it better be drier than sand. ONLY way to eat meat.

    • @Scooby-bf4bp
      @Scooby-bf4bp Před rokem +30

      @@zchris87v80 covered in ketchup? What are you donald trump? Thats criminal

  • @RobloxDeadzoneHacks
    @RobloxDeadzoneHacks Před 3 lety +8631

    "The grass that these cows ate cost more than this house." I felt that

    • @IvanGarcia-ug7mf
      @IvanGarcia-ug7mf Před 3 lety +20

      then cut yo grass. .

    • @TheFares98
      @TheFares98 Před 3 lety +6

      😂

    • @donm9675
      @donm9675 Před 3 lety +66

      At 17 dollars a bale for hay out here in California, it costs thousands to feed a steer without pasture. All of a sudden ( after dictatorship change) prices have risen by 15% for the small farmer for grains. I can relate with the concern over respecting fine food products. These guys need Oscar's, academy awards and funding to continue their own crafty comedy. Thanks guys for the great work. Bringing real and original humor into this world is a art form that you have MASTERED!

    • @dorkanderson4963
      @dorkanderson4963 Před 3 lety +8

      He is from Detroit soooo......

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover Před 3 lety +7

      Good ole suburban culture. Love to bulldoze down all the neighborhoods like this.

  • @AnkitKshatriya
    @AnkitKshatriya Před 3 lety +1618

    Plot twist: he just came by to get the patties cooked, some free bread, and a pet.

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad Před 6 měsíci +11

    0:31 is my favorite part. The way Key delivers that line.

  • @usosaito.namahage
    @usosaito.namahage Před 2 lety +52

    "Did he take my dog?" I was thinking the same thing like "did he just steal that guy's pup?" lol.

    • @mcdognuts3028
      @mcdognuts3028 Před 2 lety

      Ikr, like "did he just steal that guy's canine?" lol.

    • @EnlightenedSavage
      @EnlightenedSavage Před 2 lety +2

      Well the dog had some Kobe beef burger in it . Gonna have to do something about it.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen Před 2 lety

      The dog was worthy

    • @drgta6
      @drgta6 Před 12 dny

      dog burger next door...

  • @TheFinalStanza94
    @TheFinalStanza94 Před 3 lety +5322

    I love how the burgers were ready in 15 seconds

    • @JAF2991
      @JAF2991 Před 2 lety +621

      Well he needs to flash cook the beef

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před 2 lety +63

      @@JAF2991 While Teresa is closing

    • @laurawinters1504
      @laurawinters1504 Před 2 lety +3

      Exactly...😂😂

    • @mgsxmike
      @mgsxmike Před 2 lety +30

      Well it's Kobe beef, they burn good

    • @chrish3615
      @chrish3615 Před 2 lety +130

      Relax man……he cooked em good

  • @Saltylemur
    @Saltylemur Před 3 lety +2005

    I love how everyone knows a guy like this, not necessarily with beef, but the idea is the same...

    • @chrisjovanovic2321
      @chrisjovanovic2321 Před 3 lety +112

      Yes! Haha. Board game guy. Rules must be strictly followed and every piece goes back in the box using a specific algorithm

    • @Tyrael02
      @Tyrael02 Před 3 lety +111

      i unfortunately saw myself in this skit. I do the same with whiskey and wine LOL

    • @BulletMagnetJB
      @BulletMagnetJB Před 3 lety +98

      @@Tyrael02 when ya spend £300 on a bottle I think you deserve to be a little picky. Don’t go using my blue label for mixing with coke

    • @fezzinnit
      @fezzinnit Před 3 lety +9

      My brother.

    • @wassadhappinau3096
      @wassadhappinau3096 Před 3 lety +9

      my dad is like this A LOT lol

  • @mrpineapple3085
    @mrpineapple3085 Před 2 lety +36

    Man he's vibe and everything, the crocs man, makes the character more real and funny xD

  • @slitor
    @slitor Před rokem +18

    If I ever bought Kobe/Wagyu....I wouldn't even trust myself to fry it.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, just look at, realise you've failed before you've tried and commit seppuku.
      No other choice.

  • @joshriese3595
    @joshriese3595 Před 3 lety +806

    "You just ketchup-raped my kobe burger" is a line I never thought I'd hear

    • @Mickcotton
      @Mickcotton Před 3 lety +12

      Absolutely Amazing. Ketchup Rape 😆❤️🏴‍☠️

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 Před 3 lety +5

      Ketchup Rape Awareness! 🙃

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 Před 3 lety +10

      The burger was screaming no

    • @curtisrush9978
      @curtisrush9978 Před 3 lety +8

      I'm still laughing about that part

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 Před 3 lety +5

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

  • @ricardomorillo7922
    @ricardomorillo7922 Před 3 lety +667

    "that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof" LMFAO

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 Před 3 lety +35

      I could've used this when my brother proposed to a hoe

    • @robert4039
      @robert4039 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jacked Awesome comment!!! Lol

    • @Blinker_Fluid_Supply
      @Blinker_Fluid_Supply Před 3 lety +3

      @@jackedkerouac4414 oh my goodness !!! Same story with one of my friends 😂😂😂

    • @lastsinner4606
      @lastsinner4606 Před 3 lety +2

      Bahahaha this is some good shit here!

  • @Katdancing
    @Katdancing Před 11 měsíci +9

    “Ahh man you’re just putting it right next to the frozen Pattie’s” bro was flustered out the gate 😂

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 Před 9 měsíci +6

    1:36 its the flinging the dog over the fence for me💀

  • @sandrain4581
    @sandrain4581 Před 3 lety +359

    “ I ain’t trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota” 😭

    • @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm
      @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm Před 3 lety +8

      I drive a toyota truck and i laugh when i heard that

    • @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm
      @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm Před 3 lety +6

      @Stephan Kargel it is a japanese brand but it's built here in the USA ..
      Their biggest Tacoma and tundra plant is in Texas that's why i consider toyota more American now.. Ford is built in Mexico

    • @mionellessi3086
      @mionellessi3086 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm You will not buy US made Toyota in Europe or Asia.

    • @dinosoarskill17
      @dinosoarskill17 Před 3 lety +3

      @Stephan Kargel With that logic, Apple is a Chinese company then. As are most American companies that get their products built in chinaland

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 3 lety +2

      @@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm I ain’t trying to park my Hyundai next to your Toyota, you know what I’m saying? You know 😎

  • @elijahdaves1305
    @elijahdaves1305 Před 3 lety +3554

    I refuse to believe that they retired. There's no way there's this many sketches I've never seen

  • @kryomaniac
    @kryomaniac Před 9 měsíci +32

    "Kobe beef...is real...lean..."
    That's when you knew he was full of it

  • @macp1355
    @macp1355 Před 2 lety +13

    "I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to a Toyota"!

  • @Theeosees
    @Theeosees Před 3 lety +1761

    The fact that he squeezes him and catches the beef in his hand is beautiful, it's very difficult to have such masterful physical comedy these days but somehow they pull it off

    • @CheAshBri
      @CheAshBri Před 3 lety +75

      And then he took it all the way and put the piece in his own mouth 😂 funny shit

    • @CheAshBri
      @CheAshBri Před 3 lety +1

      @Ulysses Farr shut yo ass up Debbie Downer 😂

    • @highhopes290
      @highhopes290 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, the man of culture:)

    • @cwilson5260
      @cwilson5260 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, that was impressive.

    • @UrFaveMF
      @UrFaveMF Před 2 lety +10

      That was so smooth! I wonder how many takes they needed to get that perfect heimlich and catch!

  • @cUser691
    @cUser691 Před 3 lety +1786

    “Y’all not worthy”.. he expressed his thought right then.

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 Před 3 lety +5

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

    • @edenassos
      @edenassos Před 3 lety +14

      @@theblade9024 It makes a difference. Have you even eaten kobe wagyu in your life? If you haven't, stfu. It's like a homeless guy telling a story of the mansion he's currently living in.

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 Před 3 lety +3

      Did a robot write this comment ?

    • @cgg2621
      @cgg2621 Před 3 lety

      @@edenassos it doesn't matter if it makes a difference. We all have one food we are snobs about because we eat a lot of it and have honed our palate so that we only like the finer stuff. Some people have strong opinions about pizza or meat, and for others it's beer or wine. Mine is chocolate. You're still a pretententious dickhead if you shit all over people who are just trying to enjoy normal food, because nobody is obligated to develop their taste in any particular direction.

    • @edenassos
      @edenassos Před 3 lety +3

      @@cgg2621 The fuck are you talking about? Irrelevant to my comment. The dude above is saying all water and beef are the same when if you look at them under a microscope, they are not. The lack of education is harmful, evidently. It's not about strong opinions. If you can't taste the difference between Evian and Fiji water, I have bad news for your taste buds, if you think Australian 5 tastes like a Kobe A5, there is something wrong with your nervous system. Nothing here is about "opinions" and everything to to do with chemistry. Please get some education.

  • @leahmadalyn
    @leahmadalyn Před rokem +17

    I swear this be on repeat! The way he snapped and said "No-No..." he had already lost his mind.

  • @nationalgeo2191
    @nationalgeo2191 Před 2 lety +160

    “It’s real lean” isn’t that supposed to be the exact opposite reason why Kobe beef is so prized?😂

    • @chashubokchoy8999
      @chashubokchoy8999 Před 2 lety +25

      they’re also extremely tender, but yeah, the marbling is important.

    • @kimmyc2862
      @kimmyc2862 Před 2 lety +12

      I was thinking that too! It’s supposed to be good because of the high fat content. And I only know that because of CZcams videos 😄

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 Před 2 lety +18

      They tried to combine grass fed and kobe beef, which are two different appeals. Lean would be an appeal from a healthy, local, grass-fed cow.

    • @kimmyc2862
      @kimmyc2862 Před 2 lety +1

      @@incidentlyaniguana2193 makes sense 😄

    • @imadetheuniverse4fun
      @imadetheuniverse4fun Před 2 lety +2

      @@incidentlyaniguana2193 grass-fed and lean have nothing to do with each other. In fact, the difference between grass-fed and not-grass-fed manifests in the fat itself. If you went with lean grass-fed I'd say you're just wasting your money hahaha

  • @ferdykorpershoek
    @ferdykorpershoek Před 3 lety +7617

    How do they keep coming up with those amazing sketches 🤣🤣

  • @garvsen1216
    @garvsen1216 Před 3 lety +213

    Are we gonna ignore how clean that heimlich was

  • @JMrealgamer
    @JMrealgamer Před 2 lety +32

    The way he knocked that ketchup our of his hand was priceless! 😂

  • @scottspencerjr.6626
    @scottspencerjr.6626 Před rokem +11

    The way he tossed that 🐕 over the fence damn near killed me 🤣😂

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 Před rokem

      Why didn’t u just type dog bro it’s a 3 letter word😭😭

    • @scottspencerjr.6626
      @scottspencerjr.6626 Před rokem +1

      @@duffal0 Because with my ⌨️ when I type certain words the word is automatically replaced by the emoji ......."bro". But I appreciate the concern and I'm glad to know it bothered you so much 😉

    • @scottspencerjr.6626
      @scottspencerjr.6626 Před rokem

      @@duffal0 🤣 😂 don't get mad, get glad 🤷🏽‍♂️ ......PS......OKC sucks ass 👎🏽

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 Před 3 lety +1027

    Burgers: 136 dollars
    Entire outfit: 3 dollars.

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 Před 3 lety +17

      He clearly say 126 dollars. Like Kobe dying on 1/26. Wake up brother.

    • @ashleythetrashley1726
      @ashleythetrashley1726 Před 3 lety +6

      @@myrondavis1416 They never say that all the burgers cost that much. He says 35 dollars a pound in the video. The person who made the comment pribably just chose a random number or popped it into the calculator. Also, Kobe died 5 years after this aired. It wasn't saying anything to reference Kobe. I don know how you could get that.
      (Edit:burgers were a 126 dollars, my mistake. Still has nothing to do with Kobe since this was 5 years or more before his death. Even if it was made not too long ago I have a feeling it wouldn't have nodded at that.)

    • @TheGreatDrake
      @TheGreatDrake Před 3 lety +7

      @@ashleythetrashley1726 No at the end of the Video Key clearly says just before he jumps over the fence 126 dollars of beef

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ashleythetrashley1726 Hes burning grass fed kobe meat on the grill. Like Kobe's body burning in the grassy mountain area......he said you ketchup raped my Kobe burger like Kobes rape case. Then he says 126 dollars worth of beef when he hops the fence like Kobes destu date.
      Kobe died on 1/26.
      There is a place in Japan called Kobe, Japan and Japan is under the 126th emporor when he died.
      Also in 2020 Vanessa Bryant's birthday was on the 126th day of the year. Her birthday only falls on that day on leap years. Truth is there if you want some.

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 Před 3 lety

      @@TheGreatDrake thank you

  • @lukeingram7655
    @lukeingram7655 Před 3 lety +1066

    "this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

  • @ajzein6822
    @ajzein6822 Před 2 lety +2

    The way he yeeeeeted the dog , now im dead 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩🤣

  • @Altair122122332345
    @Altair122122332345 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I like how they made the Kobe beef guy wear Crocs

  • @russskidmore6893
    @russskidmore6893 Před 3 lety +3391

    This is actually me after working in kitchens for too long, sad but true.

    • @maxwellsimmons530
      @maxwellsimmons530 Před 2 lety +142

      I feel sorry for you, kitchen quality PTSD is a heck of a thing.

    • @loch4u233
      @loch4u233 Před 2 lety +73

      When someone says to get sauce for something that you slaved in the kitchen making. My moms bf does this with ketchup and it pisses me off more than anythinf

    • @skullkruncher6144
      @skullkruncher6144 Před 2 lety +6

      Yep I can relate..

    • @charliewhite2625
      @charliewhite2625 Před 2 lety +11

      $35 dollars a pound? 😱 OMG😳.. NO!

    • @corablue5569
      @corablue5569 Před 2 lety +52

      My ex NEEDED bbq sauce on EVERYTHING! Cheese stuffed chicken, steaks, buttermilk pork chops- even scrambled eggs! For fun one morning I put some in his coffee! 🤪. He didn’t laugh, but I did!!!

  • @elmotesthall2656
    @elmotesthall2656 Před 3 lety +4463

    “Not tryna park my Bentley next to your Toyota” gotta be 1 of the most cleanest disses I’ve ever heard 😭
    Edit: Came back to this video after a month later and I had no idea I would get this many likes but that shit was fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣😭

  • @Burt1038
    @Burt1038 Před 2 lety +145

    Grinding Kobe beef into a burger is like pouring coca-cola onto a single-malt scotch.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell Před 2 lety +43

      Why would you ruin perfectly good soda like that?

    • @022171
      @022171 Před 2 lety +2

      Remy XO with ginger ale. Not kidding, I've seen it done.

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 Před 2 lety

      @@JaredConnell Don't even joke about ruining good scotch like that. Coke overpowers nearly any liquor it's mixed with.

    • @smokeysify
      @smokeysify Před 2 lety +2

      Well if you want to make the best cocktails, start with the best booze. Ive poured my wife and close friends some of my top shelf bourbon since they wanted to drink. It sure tastes better than jim and coke.

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 Před 2 lety

      @@smokeysify Yeah, it's common sense to drink top bourbon straight or on the rocks. What do you drink? Woodford Reserve? I really like 1798 and Elijah Craig.

  • @CoLiCoVis
    @CoLiCoVis Před 2 lety +70

    Kobe burgers is like washing your car in the rain. The whole reason that they’re highly prized is the marbling and fat content, but if you grind it you can just control the amount of fat in the burgers anyway, so why use Kobe?

    • @nic3880
      @nic3880 Před 2 lety +1

      Can grinded meat be mixed together , back to a steak?
      No? So Kobe beef is only for steak, I think

    • @TheGeenat
      @TheGeenat Před 2 lety +6

      Because all meat and fat are not created equal

    • @gumaming
      @gumaming Před rokem +1

      Exactly. That is why the Japanese only eat it in small quantities. It’s not worth grilling it as the fat will all drip away. Just any beef with the right amount of fat is better.

    • @timmodrow437
      @timmodrow437 Před 3 měsíci

      It is still different from regular ground beef. The fat tastes different and the patty will be a little softer. It is however not even close to being worth it as a regular burger will be pretty close to the wagyu burger for the fraction of the price. Especially when you mix a little wagyu fat into the mix yourself.

  • @dustfreequeen5151
    @dustfreequeen5151 Před 3 lety +875

    The way he tossed the dog over the fence😫😫😂😂😂😭

  • @LightningPEye
    @LightningPEye Před 3 lety +3316

    Moral of the Story: Dont let someone who doesn't know what their doing touch your meat.

    • @tristentarutia5001
      @tristentarutia5001 Před 3 lety +50

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianjohnson1601
      @brianjohnson1601 Před 3 lety +170

      Yuuuup.....thats why im single right now lol

    • @dps1689
      @dps1689 Před 3 lety +80

      Don't type up comments if you're too stupid to know the difference between they're and their.

    • @weirdchamp5019
      @weirdchamp5019 Před 3 lety +61

      @@dps1689 ok

    • @dps1689
      @dps1689 Před 3 lety +15

      @@weirdchamp5019 Just a joke with the same principle. Harmless fun.

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 Před 2 lety +5

    I feel the disturbing implication of him taking the dog after it ate some of his Kobe beef is that he's going to somehow "extract" the beef from the dog later, lol.

  • @mousehead5
    @mousehead5 Před 11 měsíci +15

    One of the funniest ones I’ve seen by then. I’m at a cafe and I almost died laughing. People probably looking at me like I’m crazy

  • @farley202
    @farley202 Před 3 lety +305

    It’s like they have a never ending supply of skits 😂😂😂

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta Před 3 lety +6

      Well, 5 seasons worth of them.

    • @grandcru701
      @grandcru701 Před 3 lety +6

      They really are the best! And they don't drag politics into it to mess it up----

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta Před 3 lety +12

      @@grandcru701 Except for the Obama skits.

    • @Dreamformeable
      @Dreamformeable Před 3 lety

      @@grandcru701 But we have Oil

    • @CatGamer-wc2ij
      @CatGamer-wc2ij Před 3 lety

      They talk about rape, that's how. Always classic, lol.

  • @acetech8642
    @acetech8642 Před 3 lety +241

    The dog throw scene was perfect.

  • @davidsobel3303
    @davidsobel3303 Před 2 lety +4

    this was my mom after making a gourmet meal saying no ketchup on it! And don't salt it til you taste it first..haha

  • @SayLessDoMore369
    @SayLessDoMore369 Před 9 měsíci +4

    What an impressive take, I wonder how they filmed Keagan catching the piece of beef that was forcibly regurgitated.

  • @OriginalBernieBro
    @OriginalBernieBro Před 3 lety +157

    That wasn't a skit, that was their first barbecue together right after they "made" it big time!

  • @RichRoyal24
    @RichRoyal24 Před 3 lety +187

    Ok I’m convinced there’s a secret vault full of Key and Peele skits that we just don’t don’t know about.

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 Před 3 lety +1

      you haven't seen this one before?

    • @GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV
      @GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV Před 3 lety +5

      Ray Supreme, key and peele stopped making skits in 2015 when Peele decided to become a movie director, all of their extra skits are on the internet, mostly the offensive ones

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 3 lety +5

      The shows had lots of little bits which were never on youtube. You had to watch the whole programs on cable and I never saw them in my country.

    • @gperrin9050
      @gperrin9050 Před 3 lety +4

      that's the truth. I was addicted to the Key and Peele clips I was able to find on youtube a few years ago, I scoured CZcams for new ones and eventually, the well ran dry. This is my first time seeing this clip.

    • @BLKPRSN
      @BLKPRSN Před 3 lety

      I'm still waiting on them to release the skit about "7 inch" 😂😂😂😂

  • @justinvest4456
    @justinvest4456 Před 9 měsíci +5

    The fedora gets me every time

  • @knutthompson7879
    @knutthompson7879 Před 2 lety +4

    That happens. People pay $50 for a fillet and then ask for A-1. And the waiter is like, why didn't you just go to McDonalds?

  • @dominicsunshineyahoo
    @dominicsunshineyahoo Před 3 lety +248

    "This little mutha!.." 😂😂😂

  • @SuperSuplex
    @SuperSuplex Před 3 lety +44

    No matter how many Key and Peele sketches you've seen, there will always be more that you have yet to watch...

    • @grandcru701
      @grandcru701 Před 3 lety +3

      They really are great----

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Před 3 lety +1

      The show went off the air a few years back so there's no way that there can be this many sketches that I've never heard of, and this is coming from someone that has watched practically every single episode so this is insane.

  • @denmarkreyes3082
    @denmarkreyes3082 Před 2 lety +1

    "I ain't trying to park my bentley next to your toyota"😂

  • @inuhundchien6041
    @inuhundchien6041 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I'm always amazed I can regularly find videos I never seen from these duo.

  • @layeekromah4799
    @layeekromah4799 Před 3 lety +776

    Peele: Anybody want a double burger?
    Key: Nobody wants a double burger, that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof.
    Had me laughing so hard.

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 Před 3 lety +9

      Just picturing that in my head has me in stitches.

    • @rynull3481
      @rynull3481 Před 3 lety +9

      it's an asian proverb

    • @wtfshiiiiii
      @wtfshiiiiii Před 2 lety +5

      Nobody asked. Congrats you watched the skit too.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 Před 2 lety +2

      I always prefer a double cheeseburger, if possible, lol.

    • @ckent1075
      @ckent1075 Před rokem +5

      @@wtfshiiiiii bro why are you so mad?

  • @gbeepee9995
    @gbeepee9995 Před 3 lety +323

    Alien carnivores be like “get that McDonald’s human away from my Whole Foods human”

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif Před 9 měsíci +5

    That is hilarious. He Heimlichs him and eats it. 😂

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi Před 8 měsíci +4

    I hate to admit it, but I’m VERY much like the Kobe neighbor. 😂
    When it comes to my grilling. As well as my Wagyu.

  • @jesusalvarado5312
    @jesusalvarado5312 Před 3 lety +58

    When he slapped the ketchup 😂

    • @pops4657
      @pops4657 Před 3 lety +6

      That ketchup was about to do unmentionable things to that burger

    • @PrxciseAim
      @PrxciseAim Před 3 lety +1

      I died 😂😂

  • @stevenla761
    @stevenla761 Před 3 lety +282

    peele: where’s the restroom?
    key: “they grass-fed beef...” 😂

  • @CC-xl9ow
    @CC-xl9ow Před rokem +30

    This is one of the more underrated skits they've done it's funny as hell

  • @billyman623
    @billyman623 Před 2 lety +5

    I like how he gave him the heimlich and grabbed the piece and ate it

  • @whatisjoedoing
    @whatisjoedoing Před 3 lety +1148

    when you make someone a delicious pour over cup of fresh anaerobic Costa Rican coffee with sweet notes of assorted fruits and they reach for the creamer...

    • @iampoch01
      @iampoch01 Před 3 lety +66

      I would hahaha! I'll add sugar, too! I had a friend do something similar, and her face was priceless when I asked for sugar and creamer. She had no creamer, so I asked for evaporated milk instead. It was a hoot!

    • @ceilingbagel
      @ceilingbagel Před 3 lety +17

      My grandparents would have smacked me if I tried to do that to their coffee

    • @dillmon1
      @dillmon1 Před 3 lety +88

      I hear this from coffee snobs all the time. I say it a million times and Ill say it a million more. Creamer does not ruin the taste of coffee, it actually accentuates the flavors.

    • @rosylee5683
      @rosylee5683 Před 3 lety +37

      I was in Costa Rica in 89 Before it was an Eco destination, it was the best coffee I've ever had And I don't drink coffee, BUT they always offered cream and it was so fresh and luscious.

    • @Bungoooo
      @Bungoooo Před 3 lety +14

      Personally it depends on the creamer. With fruity coffees Irish cream is delicious with. BUT just a little. I know too many people that have 60 creamer 40 coffee ratio and at that point I should've just microwaved the creamer

  • @stevenla761
    @stevenla761 Před 3 lety +219

    historians: they work well together

    • @darcflame37
      @darcflame37 Před 3 lety +1

      Archeologists: they were lovers, they were both male? Shit nevermind

    • @aca7927
      @aca7927 Před 3 lety

      Or czcams.com/video/8fsTu-C3RHg/video.html

  • @louiswhite4395
    @louiswhite4395 Před rokem +1

    You may as well just poop on that>
    I frickin lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Richardlizhu
    @Richardlizhu Před 2 lety +3

    The walk with crocs he has in the beginning is exactly the look I would imagine for this character

  • @jshazgaming5953
    @jshazgaming5953 Před 3 lety +1197

    Plot twist: this was all planned so he didn’t have to cook the beef himself.

  • @danielkarlsson8850
    @danielkarlsson8850 Před 3 lety +286

    Literally everyone that cooks with kobe beef.

    • @HugoHernandez-kb4dn
      @HugoHernandez-kb4dn Před 2 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @charliewhite2625
      @charliewhite2625 Před 2 lety +9

      $35 a pound? 😱 OMG😳..NO!
      You don't bring something like that to someone else's cook out. He had about 6 to 8 burgers on that plate about $200 worth. Hell to the no.....lol..😂

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Před 2 lety

      @@251rmartin It was either that or the house huh

    • @lordgman1
      @lordgman1 Před 2 lety

      Someone's jealous of the grillmasters

  • @julierobinson8173
    @julierobinson8173 Před 2 lety +7

    The way he threw the dog over the fence 🤣 😂 🤣🤣

  • @buttamob6450
    @buttamob6450 Před rokem +1

    " I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota" lol

  • @Solobutt1
    @Solobutt1 Před 3 lety +381

    Keegan acting like they eatin' Thor's burgers. "Y'all not worthy."

    • @yummychips_
      @yummychips_ Před 3 lety +6

      bruh, facts.....
      .... but if it was authentic kobe outta japan.... imma be acting like that to... some ppl say wagyu isn't nothing, fly to Japan and try it. It is something. I am a big steak guy, and I legit bought a plane ticket to prove the "wagyu hype" was fake. I was shockinly, but happily dissapointed.

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 Před 3 lety

      @@yummychips_ damn, I've heard it was actually pretty good. Also, don't know if turning into ground meat is the best way to eat it.

    • @dreadnought6263
      @dreadnought6263 Před 3 lety

      I live in japan lol

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y Před 3 lety +148

    “Real lean”
    “Kobe beef”
    Pick *ONE*

    • @zeinnaja
      @zeinnaja Před 3 lety +12

      Exactly! How in the world is Wagyu “lean”. It is so deliciously fatty!

    • @halibutman3208
      @halibutman3208 Před 3 lety

      Lol two different things,kobe n wagyu different cows

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y Před 3 lety +17

      @@halibutman3208 Kobe is breed of Wagyu, ya doofus.

    • @marcsannicolas4074
      @marcsannicolas4074 Před 3 lety +6

      @@E-A-Z-Y all kobe is wagyu but not all wagyu is kobe. Get rekt scrub.

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 3 lety +3

      When you so poor you can't even afford a picture of kobe beef to see the marbling.

  • @RedDiamondInfinity8
    @RedDiamondInfinity8 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The amount of times I watched and laughed at this. My Sons acts just like this about their steaks 😅😅😅😅

  • @asherwilkins465
    @asherwilkins465 Před rokem +9

    This video just flows so well, it's constant jokes, most of them are but this one just hits so smoothly

  • @elitescaper5095
    @elitescaper5095 Před 3 lety +51

    No offense “I ain’t trying park my Bentley next to youre Toyota “

  • @davidmedina-cx5qk
    @davidmedina-cx5qk Před 11 měsíci +1

    I ain't tryna park my Bentley next to your Toyota 😂😂😂

  • @lambdaweaponscache5394

    This is probably one of the tighest skits they’ve done with how it doesn’t miss a beat 😂😂

  • @-Tyrion-
    @-Tyrion- Před 3 lety +60

    Key: Tosses the dog over the fence
    Me: DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bboykiddblack
    @bboykiddblack Před 3 lety +140

    CZcams: Random keye & peele sketch you've never seen
    Me: This shit about to be funny

    • @LuisEnriqueRubioChavez
      @LuisEnriqueRubioChavez Před 3 lety

      It’s old 🤷‍♂️

    • @cashel5232
      @cashel5232 Před 3 lety +2

      @@LuisEnriqueRubioChavez nah g this ones new on youtube

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Před 3 lety

      @@LuisEnriqueRubioChavez there are a lot of obscure key & Peele sketches that I've never seen

  • @hattorihanzo562
    @hattorihanzo562 Před 2 lety +3

    the way he throwed the dog over the fence kills me everytime

  • @ryukyle5913
    @ryukyle5913 Před 4 měsíci

    The script is hilarious by itself but what really gets me is the execution lol
    Like every single action in the short sketch is just so damn funny

  • @seriouspain4136
    @seriouspain4136 Před 3 lety +95

    Everybody gangsta till the Kobe beef gets pulled out

  • @frapippo420
    @frapippo420 Před 3 lety +175

    0:42 "they are real lean"
    Oh no, my dude got ripped off, kobe meat is fat af.

    • @alextrollip7707
      @alextrollip7707 Před 3 lety +36

      I think that might be part of the joke?
      He has no idea what makes kobe beef special.
      For one i personally dont think wagyu or kobe beef should be minced otherwise you lose a significant amount of the point of the quality meat.

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 Před 3 lety +15

      @@alextrollip7707 yeah he made burgers out of them, he does not grasp what the meat is

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw Před 3 lety +11

      ​@@bjam89 I saw some ground kobe beef at the store and figured "what's the point." That's almost like getting furniture made out of walnut wood that you paint over.

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jay_mw could you trust the meat?
      Cos only point i can see is to hide the fact it isnt right

    • @AtomicHaze
      @AtomicHaze Před 3 lety +11

      @@jay_mw I'm 99% certain that it came to the store like that from the butcher, with any animal. You will get small scraps left from trimming and what not, that cannot be used for much else. Ground beef is the cheapest option you can buy. That also means it's the lowest value meat a butcher can sell.
      Butchers are pretty good at maximizing their profits, it's kind of their entire business. So don't feel bad about getting it. It's not like they took a good piece of steak of just ground it up

  • @carnibenz8217
    @carnibenz8217 Před rokem +4

    Shit if I paid $126 for five burgers I'd act like that too

  • @stevesamplingmusic
    @stevesamplingmusic Před 2 lety +1

    love the extra in the orange shirt doing an airbite after gets deburgered!

  • @bryanlevine8033
    @bryanlevine8033 Před 3 lety +79

    why is nobody talking about how fast those burgers cooked tho

    • @bproducer
      @bproducer Před 3 lety +4

      It should be severed rare or medium rare

    • @ShadowDaNet
      @ShadowDaNet Před 3 lety +3

      Right and were just straight up bricks too.

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia Před 3 lety +6

      "You wanna flash cook those because they real lean you know they grass fed"

    • @Mike-ds4ht
      @Mike-ds4ht Před 3 lety +2

      Kobe cooks really quick. So did the pilot.
      *ducks for cover*

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia Před 3 lety

      @@Mike-ds4ht and the worlds tasteless joke award goes tooo.... mike

  • @birdm6320
    @birdm6320 Před 3 lety +319

    Man wearing Crocs in public is too bougie for a barbecue.

    • @matm1283
      @matm1283 Před 3 lety +9

      I don’t see a smoker therefore this is not a barbecue. It’s a cookout

    • @GNParty
      @GNParty Před 3 lety +5

      @@matm1283
      Grammar Nazi detected! 🙂

    • @matm1283
      @matm1283 Před 3 lety +6

      @@GNParty I’m not correcting their grammar I’m saying their statement is factually wrong

    • @garrett2439
      @garrett2439 Před 3 lety +7

      @@matm1283 "Cookout" is a banal Americanism. Perhaps Bird M is from somewhere else in the Anglosphere. Naturally this line of thought did not occur to you.

    • @matm1283
      @matm1283 Před 3 lety +5

      @@garrett2439 America is the only country that matters

  • @durdened
    @durdened Před 11 měsíci

    I never seen this skit. And I thought I seen them all when it comes to key and Peele marathons. We need them back.

  • @elijahcota2408
    @elijahcota2408 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The crocs and fedora 💀

  • @frankanyaogu3928
    @frankanyaogu3928 Před 3 lety +48

    "Y'all not worthy" get me remembering my past... Lol

  • @jason53
    @jason53 Před 3 lety +185

    POV you’re not early you’re just here at the right time

    • @muniiee103
      @muniiee103 Před 3 lety +3

      yea right bro, just refreshing my youtube hahaha

    • @jason53
      @jason53 Před 3 lety

      @@muniiee103 facts

    • @solohi
      @solohi Před 3 lety +5

      You're*
      lol

    • @Lader_skater
      @Lader_skater Před 3 lety +1

      What’s your favorite song off flower boy?

    • @jason53
      @jason53 Před 3 lety

      @@solohi my bad I wrote it really quickly cus I was early

  • @MadMan1998emry
    @MadMan1998emry Před 2 lety +2

    You ever start typing a comment, then halfway through you're just like "I don't give a

  • @dem8568
    @dem8568 Před 26 dny

    Two minutes of sheer genius. These guys are so brilliant.

  • @KWithaFont
    @KWithaFont Před 3 lety +61

    The moment he litteraly just made him spit out the burger and caught it and ate it....damn