ASMR | Rem Spruces You Up for Work | Haircut, Suit Fitting, Measuring
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- čas přidán 17. 08. 2020
- Your name is Subaru and you were sucked into this fantasy world at (seemingly) random! You ended up at the Roswaal Mansion after simping hard for a nice girl named Emilia... and now you're scheduled to start working as a housekeeper! Rem and Ram, the maid twins, aren't thrilled about having you here...you kinda smell... but they'll try to be professional. Rem here will fit you for your uniform, and tidy up your hair!
This video is based on an anime called Re:Zero :)
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PS Long story short I KNOWWWWW her hair is on the wrong side but I had to film something with Nux and my camera on my computer is on the right side (I can't move it) so I had to have my eye uncovered on that side!!!!!!!!!! Sorry if it bothers you just pretend uhhhhhhhh .... just pretend its accurate :-) You'll be ok.
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Gibi: you have no muscles whatsoever
Me: *being personally attacked at 2am*
Honestly no joke same
Apparently I'm also stupid and stink
ssme
Is it weird I actually this read comment at the right time in both video time and actual time?
HEY I-
HOW DARE-
I MEAN-
....yeah....
Gibi:"Ok Subaru"
*me in my head*: "vroom vroom"
Anime hero ame Suzuki.. Ight then
Subaru go brrrr
subaru go piston
Sti go vroooooooooo stutututtut
Love, it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru
Something about this character just gives me the feeling she’s gonna murder me with a spiked ball & chain because she doesn’t trust me, just a hunch though.
Yeah just a hunch😤😤
Something also tells me that she might get captured by the witch's cult for no reason. Just a hunch tho
But after it all I feel like she might confess her undying love for me & I’ll have to reject it, for I love another
I smell a rat... or should I say witch
It's called a morning star
This girl has the Rem hair, but the Ram personality.
I mean, their eye... maybe its dyed?
I mean you acting kinda sus.
@@adrianmartinez-mb6gf bro i was in medbay black saw me scan
@@kdubs5798 nah dawg you acting hella sus
@@kdubs5798 Black was with me in admin
“You have no muscles”
Me: *looks at spaghetti noodle arms* “You didn’t need to go that far :( ”
Bruh same
I feel that
I'M TRYING MY BEST OK?! :C
Who needs muscle my bones replace that power
@@watermelon2692 the power of calcium will dominate the weak protein
“You have almost no muscles.”
Hulk Hogan rips off headphones and goes crying to his bed.
Didn't he die?
@@colewilder7353 no?
“Oh, brother. “
@@colewilder7353
You about to have the entire WWE universe after you dude
Legit just saw him a few weeks
Ago
Rem: You can put a shirt on by yourself, right?
Me: *Eating my cereal* What?
HAHAHAHAHAHAA😁
Let the person eat their cereal-
Who's that on your pfp?
@@solaire4459 Not sure lmao
@@yeetus_deletus3882 they is the correct gender-neutral pronoun fyi :)
“Can you put a shirt on by yourself or do you need help with that too”
Damn ok bro chill
Look man, some suits are tough okay?
@@ruthlessasmr6662 lololololololololololol
I just died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-_-
@@ruthlessasmr6662 what?😅
Adrienne King why did you hurt me so much with the number of lol's you put (._.)
This woman is being very rude to me, a full size SUV
Nick Cropper bruh
This comment is underated
How do I get it? Because I don't.
Oh, the subaru thing...
She's being Subarude right now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Is preparing for an all-nighter
Gibi: Uploads
Me: Bing Bong, My energy is gone.
Still wants an all nighter
*plays saving vice on MAX*
I have 9 hours worth of online studying to do but hereeee i am
Been there done that lol
Mooddd
@@N-VAMusic Gl with ur studies
So wait-
You're telling me there's a show with characters called Ram and Subaru and it's not about cars?!
Rezero lmaoo
Whooos?
No. AN ANIME
Aw shit my favorite character *Toyota*
@Mr Whisples lol
Rem: asking if I remember her name
Me: cries in season 2
Bro right! It’s so weird! One of the reasons Re:Zero is so good!
The WHO IS REM CALAMITY
@Kanaki nah that's ram, and her sister rem is the one who is still a true demon, i won't get into that.
who is rem???
Gibi: You look weird in those clothes.
Me: Yep
Gibi: You have nearly no muscle.
Me: Yep.
Hahahaha yep
Be positive about your self
Everyone ask "who's rem" but never ask "how's rem"
Why's rem?
When's Rem
I think you misspelled Ram
The fucks a Rem or a Ram?
😔
"Do you remember my name?"
Me, jokingly: "Ram"
"No. My sister is Ram"
Me: 😐
No her name is *Toyota*
Hmmm I wait i thought her name was ram whaaaaaaaa
Ok i watched the anime im joking
@@iLoveBigBootyWomenfr obviously BMW but I guessss🙄
Who’s ram
What's disturbing is that, at this point in the story, Rem is planning to kill Subaru.
Sweet dreams!
Yes
I sleep with a AK-47, I'll be fine.
Well at least I meet rem
Is this a spoiler because if it is thats quite annoying that it just got spoiled from a youtube comment -.-
@@NkSku its a spoiler per say, I do feel bad for you but it ain't a massive part of the story, only a couple episodes so don't worry too much.
Rem: "I'm a little confused on why you said you want to work here in Roswaal's mansion"
In the great words of ReZero in 8 minutes, "I love Emilia"
I JUST READ THAT AS SHE SAID IT.AND IM NOW FREAKIN’ OUT
hanako-kun is hot change my mind bro it’s in the first minute calm down
@@dxzaisbxtch same thing happened to me, wtf
Most the replies on this suck but this needs to be top comment just to send people to watch Rezero in 8mins cause it's worth everyone watching
8 mins not 7
Gibi in description: you’re a simp
Me: *yeah that sounds about right*
Me with a gf: LIAR
Ok
**pulls out AK 47**
Ok sir I would like you to go beside the wall and just stay there.
Yup
Shrimp?
Where do you see this?!
Us: 👁👄👁
Rem: 👁👄🦋
OH I Get it XD
This made me exhale harder than it should’ve
whos rem
Damn this made me produce carbon dioxide a lot faster then usual
@MysticGunshotz dude watch the anime to gget the refrence
"We don't need you."
Me: Yeah that tracks
“It’s not going to stab you.. don’t be a ... just put your arm down..” *smiles*😂💀
I think she nearly called us a bitch. Lol.
i thought the same thing to 😂😂😂
@@babymama406 Can't wait to see the bloopers
All the times she said "Don't be a bitch-FUCK I CAN'T SAY THAT"
Thats right, you'd prefer to bludgeon me to death in the forest. Wouldn't you?
"With my sister and myself, we can get all the work done no problem!"
"We don't need you."
I know.
**pat** **pat** there there
No one ever does. I'm used to it already.
Gibi/Rem: "Okay Subaru"
Me, not having any experience with this anime or what their names are: "WE'RE A CAR?"
I legit was like "I'm a car??" 😂 I didn't know what it references lol
YAY I'm a car I go VROOM VROOM
Ayayaayaa
*Loud trumpet noises*
@@Pneuryko subaru is the name of the main character
@@izuku_midoriya268 more like *KARS* because vroom vroom on lisa lisa legs and stuff
Ok I'll stop
idk why i was half expecting gibi's husband showing up as betelgeuse
my brain trembles
@@Ashley_2005. Daaaamn you beat me to the punch
@@elireyalvarado8121 by a month lol
I want this as a video
“You ended up at the Roswaal Mansion after simping hard for a girl named Emilia.”
Well said Gibi
Well said
=_=
@@a_wisepenny9227 =_=
@@a_wisepenny9227 what the fu-
*I aint no simp, i rather die for the emporer.*
**Pulls out katana and proceeds to comit seppuku**
@@thebasicpurood1894 ಠ_ʖಠ what
"I see fear in your eyes Subaru, why?"
Flashbacks to the many times she's killed me.
"Oh, no reason...."
Lmao
who names their child after a fuckin car company
@@nonononononoononononononon7423 It's like the people who give pets human's names... but to be honest, I believe that every name in a some part of the world is strange to someone so is not a big deal
@@nonononononoononononononon7423 Japan
Seriously Subaru is an actual name in Japan, the maker of Subaru was probably named Subaru.
Me: what the fuck is this anima?
“You almost have no muscles”
bold of u too assume I have muscles or a body in general
I have one in my basement
Rainboy 11 ik, I also know the freaky things u do to the 12 year old girls body
yo how the fuck you get the name god
How come u didn’t give me a body without anxiety then huh
Alpha Red I did give u a body without anxiety just not a mind without it
Why do I want this job:
It's called MONEY
It's called simping
Simping for money
It's called simping for emilia
Everyone else: watching the video
Me: staring intensely at her left eye wondering if she did her eye makeup even though the wig hides it
Why i was almost asleep from the boring comments
I think she did
I'm not going to be able to watch this the same
I can't stop doing that now ;w;
Thank gosh I wasn’t the only one wondering that haha
“...s-Subaru...who is Rem?”
- Phrase that shook weebs around the world
Weedle chu ong I was like Nani? Wasn’t the whale killed ? How tf?
😔
Cryptic Gaming I know!! I haven’t started season two yet so I’m still like 😳
I was not expecting to have my soul hurt the way it did when I heard that.
@@gerardo8374 it was sin gluttony who took her memories he called the whale his pet so it makes sense
This is a blessing us Re:Zero fans don't deserve, thank you very much! Rem is a well loved character and I'm glad that she is now asmr, this is perfect indeed. Also, you did an awesome job at this so congrats. Any other Rem lovers around?
Hell yeah bro
Who?
@@mentol5727 you mother ******ರ_ರ
Who's Rem, don't you mean Ram, Roswaal's maid?
@@jcpennys9536 it's rem she's joking 😐
"You have no muscles"
Skeletons: yeah, i know.
Ahh poor skeleton
"You can't be seen around the mansion wearing *that* "
Me on my unicorn kigurumi: "excuse you these are my best formal clothes"
Nero ouo this made me laugh😂😂
HiImLegacy 123 me to,lmao
@HiImLegacy 123 same 🤣
I didn't know what a Kigurumi was
But now I want one 🥺😤❤
You couldnt have just said onesie instead about being weird
"You have almost no muscles"
I could have sworn the webcam was off
Ram is actually an fbi agent
suicune
Ah yes, the most famous cop duo, Rem and Ram, giving forever resurrecting men PTSD
@@moderndavinci6599 Rem: *takes out her ball and chain* "FBI OPEN UP"
Ram: *attempts to break door down and fails* "I'm so useless"
"You're useless, aren't you"
Finally, some realistic ASMR
Around 1:26it sounds like someone whispering "emily"...
Edit time stamp
Good Ear's
Tf..
I like how even the coat hanger is in on the role-play and decided to call out names
Oh it does that scary
When she measured the neck, my brain just melted and I felt like baby walruses were using their whiskers over my chest and brain.
This is really descriptive
oddly descriptive
Suspiciously descriptive
Oddly specific, but okay!
Exotically descriptive
"You have almost no muscles"
-My drunk uncle at the family reunion
Took me a second to realize this was Gibi. _Anyways_ I’m kinda sad we didn’t get an Asmr version of the *scene where she basically removes his throat with her ball and chain because she doesn’t trust him enough*
"ᵧₒᵤ ₛₘₑₗₗ ₗᵢₖₑ ₛₕᵢₜ ₛₒ ᵢ ₖᵢₗₗ ᵧₒᵤ"
I wonder how that would go?
In case you don't know, one year later, that was Ram wind magic.
“you have almost no muscles.”
*sobs*
U have the best account name ever XD
Microwave I’m sorry you too.
"are you really stupid?"
yes
Same- 😔
Oh
(ب_ب)
My IQ is 1. Dont mess with me
How it played in my head: *yes, now slap me ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Day 222: Reminding Gibi for the entire Bee Movie, except its actually an ASMR roleplay when she reaches 3 million subs
Simp
SIMP
@Pvt. Ryan Louis These people are probably the real Simps. Don't worry about it.
Ah, the man of legends himself: ace
Haters gonna hate ace but Dnt let them even slightly bother ya broski
Subaru: "At least I have photographic memory going for me."
Canon....he has it.
oh god that means that he perfectly remembers ever detail of his suffering
And how he Manges to beat everyone
@@adobeblobfish9967 So the rabbit thing... OH GOD NO
Rem/Gibi:
"You have almost no muscles"
Subaru/me:
"You got a nice cliff I could jump off right about now?"
yup got one right here |
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@@youdecidewhatmynameis3549 you shall be called eef
@@thenwordpass7153 a fellow unus annus viewer? 👀
Hxhchc Ydhdhdu nah i think sam will be a better name
You decide what my name is
Thanks
random fun fact: *"The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland"*
Return random fun fact: *the age of consent in the Czech Republic is 15* .
It's illegal to send a pizza to someone unexpectedly in Louisiana.
@@alexsindelar2063 lol
During World War II, Coca-Cola syrup was difficult to import into Nazi Germany. As a result, Germans created the insanely sweet orange soda, also known as Fanta.
Jawohl!!!
Sebastian Schreiber I’m drinking Fanta rn...
*Gibi cosplaying as Rem*
Me: I don't even know who you are
Gibi: you will
Same bro
Who is rem
@@esaevium654 I'm really wondering whether you are asking that unironically.
gibi: "You have no muscles whatsoever"
me looking at my quarantine body: "gee.... *really* ?"
I’ll be honest I’m weighing in at a toned 190 lbs and getting told I got no muscle. Well hot damn. Guess I gotta change up my workouts.
@@nathankelndorfer7013 what’s this anime called
@@davidfuentes8056 This ones called I hate myself and I wanna change
@@nathankelndorfer7013 The trick is all about wearing the right shirt
@@NeuronActivation you got a point. Guess it’s super tight v-necks from now on
8:43
"Let's go around your waist"
"Please stop"
Rem : We don't need you.
Me : Oh Rem you're breaking my heart 😢
Completely unrealistic, I did not die once.
I’ve never seen someone on CZcams who can role play as a anime maid, bob ross, a futuristic doctor, and good cop bad cop while doing ASMR.
"You can put your arm down now."
"It's not going to stab you, don't be a.. :) "
"Put your arm down."
This got me cracking up so good XDDD
anyone else wondering if she has a false lash under her hair on her left eye?
Considering how dedicated she is, yes, she definitely has.
I was thinking the exact same thing for no reason
dude that’s such a good fucking question
May the world never know...
Yes
"are you really stupid"
me, who has nothing but my one brain cell: 👹
i used to have two brain cells then I fell over and it fell out I was saving that for later
At least you get to keep a brain cell to yourself. I need to share mine with my siblings
This attention makes me feel wanted even though it's her roasting the absolute hell out of me for 21 minutes🤣
Rem: "Do you remember my name?"
Me: "I sure do. You're mini maid."
Gets thrown out the window.
Who's rem ?
@@batsy7804 character from a show called Re:Zero.
@@jeffharmuth7283 bruv u didn't get the joke, I said it because the entirety of s2 is basically just " who's rem "
@@batsy7804 sorry I was thrown out the window pretty hard for my response. Lol
Gibi: why are you blushing . Me: I’m not I’m just embarrassed 😳
"It's not gonna stab you, don't be a b-"
I literally thought Gibi was gonna straight call us a female dog in an ASMR
Gibi should whisper "Go the Fuck to Sleep" for a sub goal or something
As in the book or whatever
😂😂😂
~whispers~ *Go The Fuck To Sleep*
Gibi: Do you remember my name?
Me: *Oh sh-*
Rem: I see fear in your eyes, why?
Me: Try's not to thinks of Ball's and Chains
*6’2 and 225lbs* “you’re far too scrawny to fit in one of Roswaal’s suits.” Me: Dang, how big is this joker?!
How much you bench bro?
@@yunobog7525 not enough
Lmao
damn you a fucken unit
Damn bro you a whole ass unit alright
“It’s too big. You have almost no muscles” ... I felt that.
Wow the Rem character is well done and the sounds are so tingly too!
Subaru got called out in the description
“Simping hard for a nice girl named Emilia”
I'm dead after reading the description XD
"You ended up at the Roswaal Mansion after simping hard for a nice girl named Emilia..."
Apparently simping can get you somewhere in life. Indentured servitude!
Tier 3 patron simp?!
Me : 'i will never simp'
Gibi: does a rem roleplay
Me: *so that was a ducking lie*
Lol "BE GONE THOT" is a Simp. You're so gay
@@SplitGoose i know its a shame i am a shame but 'splitGoose' atleast my mom loves me
Damn I hate how y’all always gotta call someone a simp. If u choose to hang out with a gyal over da boys then you a simp but if u think a girl is fine n compliment her on it how is that simping
Sander Simp
@@sandergoon true.
Man this is one of the best anime im watching rn 😆 so glad i find you Gibi, but for every episode i need to wait an entire Subaru's life 😆
Does anyone else think this whole video is her hitting and insulting us at the same time?
"what are you stupid" - Rem 2020
Also Rem: 🧠💀
Gibi: your hair is in desperate need of grooming
Me:*cries in bald*
Oh no
The cosplay and the Asmr both are immaculate ✨
"You look funny in those clothes"
honey, the term is "dripped out"
Gibi: Apologizes for hair accuracy
Me: Explains why Subaru called her Ram if you ask me
Me: There is no such thing as perfection...
Gibi as Rem: *hold my beer*
AxxL um 2? ..
AxxL I-
Simp
Bruh😂
@@AxxLAfriku why r u everywhere.
Wait what ? Gibi doing Rem ? I can't handle this !
I normally don’t like role plays like this, but actually really love this one! Gibi, please make some more!!!
Famous last words: You don't have to tell me to be careful, I'm perfectly capable of doing this myself
Wow u guys make me so good.
i am the swagger from germany btw
“You’re a bit too scrawny for anything we have.”
“sO YoU tHinK iM SKINNY??!”
@Axolotl Is Cool no need to be rude.
@Axolotl Is Cool lol. stop liking your own comments. I bet I'm lighter than you'll ever be with "500 LBS**"
@Axolotl Is Cool stop what? lol
@Axolotl Is Cool I think your 50lbs at most weakling
Fine >:( 700lbs >:(
Finally! A Rem roleplay, just what I needed to sleep well
The amount of tingles I got from her Sharpening her knife is just ✨✨✨✨ one of the best tingles in the video for me ❤️
Thisgirl Emi Weird... but interesting cause the sound is so soothing to my ears as well especially when you’ve seen the anime
Oh cool! A new Gibi vid!
Gibi: “You’re useless.”
:c
shes not wrong
(ب_ب)
@ygo mango
Bruh xD
When you’re not first, not last, but you tapped really fast.
Her: I assume both of your arms are the same length?
Me: I assume both of your eyes are the same distance from your nose?
Why must I be sarcastic even when I’m trying to relax? God, it’s me again
I'm the 69th like
rem playing with a flip phone is honestly the cutest thing i will ever fall asleep to
I feel like she’s judging me with just her eyes.
Eye
Sarah Cauthen Lol, I was wondering if someone was gonna call me out on that. I didn’t know if I should write eye or eyes...I knew either way someone would say something.
@@skyecee (plankton voice) eye dont care
@@jaydelris3028 good one
Same
5:51 idky but the way she said that made me LOL
I've watched this video so many times and it always relaxes me. This whisper is perfect, the character is so witty and dry. Would love a follow on video Gibi! 😊
I appreciate that you stayed in costume for the Nux Taku video. Very epic
"I'm gonna measure around your chest area.. Why are you blushing?"
Me: *feels called out in lesbian*
Lmao
I get why, but as an ace lesbian I have to pass lol
Lmao
hahaha same
Even though I don’t know these characters. The role plays always relax me so much!!
Re:zero is a good anime give it a good try
Deebo thanks for the recommendation! :) I’ve wanted to get into for a while. This might be the time
Just prepare for a lot of mental and emotional pain
Honestly this is amazing >w<
5:54 "are you really stupid" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Lol
❤️Nightly reminders❤️
1. Did you turn off auto play?
2. Are you comfortable?
3. Are you in your pajamas (if you wear them)?
4. Are you hungry?
5. Do you have water?
6. (If needed) Is your alarm set?
🧡Daily reminders🧡
1. You are loved
2. You are a strong person and can get through it
3. You can take breaks it is ok
4. Nothing is wrong with you
💛Daily Quote💛
“It dose not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”
- Confucius
💚Sleeping tips💚
1. Turn off your lights and close your blinds
2. Drink some water
3. Relax each part of your body starting from your toes going up
4. Drink some tea
💙Advice for Anxiety💙
1. Get a plushie, something soft or something warm
2. Play the 5-5-5 game
3. Get a electric/weighted blanket
4. Have a support system
💜Good Night💜
Good night. I hope you have a good night. Thank you for reading
✨Disclaimer✨
I am not a professional! I am here to help not to give you medical advice! I hope what I said helped. If not I am sorry. I would recommend googling it. Good night 💜
well thank you ! i enjoyed reading it as well
I enjoyed reading that
What is the 5-5-5 game ?
Terminus Est I’m pretty sure it’s a breathing technique to help you sleep
you forgot 5
Ting Ting: uploads haircut vid
Gibi: uploads haircut vid
*wait didn’t I, no, that was someone else*
Next, twice: uploads haircut video
ash from Dahyun profile pic to Dahyun profile pic, we need this and we stan 💅🏾💄😌
@@milocqre oh yes we do🤡💅💜
@@milocqre quick question what is up with kpop stans and this 💅 emoji (just asking bcs I'm curious)
ash I just want to say I respect your music style tho I do not like it nor support how some of y’all do crazy shit to other fanbases and human beings but y’all also get too much hate, that shall be all
Best experience i ever have done and known please do more of this much love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
It's ridiculous how much I smiled during this video. :)
“You have almost no muscle”
*One workout montage later*
Me: AYAYAYAYAYAY *poses*
Wamu, awaken my masters!
"you have almost no muscle"
Me going to the handball training 4 times a week:
Err....... If ya say so? 😳
@@Sina927 Handball doesn't make you muscled doe
@@yunobog7525 yeah, I know but it's useful to have one for playin handball 'cause then u can throw stronger
Jojo pose pose pose Jojo pose pose pose
You’re a true gibi fan if you know who Ace is.
Yep he’s a glorious man who gave us the Shrek Roleplay
ರ_ರ
Glad to see Ace is still tryna hook us up with memes
Landed and gentleman we got her
i love listening to asmrs and having a mental break down at 5:03am tbh
That awkward moment when you wake up next to the girl you just rejected.