Meet The Pyro
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Banjo-Kazooie - Nuts and Bolts - Nutty Acres [Jiggy Challenge]
Banjo-Kazooie - Nuts and Bolts - Jiggosseum [Jiggy Challenge]
Banjo-Kazooie - Nuts and Bolts - Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World! [Press Start]
Banjo-Kazooie - Nuts and Bolts - Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World! [Level Music]
Volumes - Reversion
Donkey Kong Country 1 - Simian Segue
Игорь Корнелюк -- Гимн Воланда (OST Мастер и Маргарита)
Warhammer 40000 -- Dawn Of War (I do not have the exact name) - Komedie
*If I had a lightbulb stuck in my mouth and lost 3 unusuals at once just to be imprisoned in a fireproof suit to sweat in for the rest of my life, I would want to see the world burn too.*
Eternal pain
Anakin skywalker levels of misfortune right there
sadly there is almost no change that tf2 pyro agrees with you bec unusuals wont even exist in pre-fortress, which is the place where the second and most goated generation of tf mercs come to the show for first time
also hes/shes mentally insane so its a big question that will he/she will undertand the joke
@@hobomike6935hence the “MMMMMMMMUUUMMMUMUMUHPMHPH!!” (NOOOOOO)
AND had a massive wasp crawl into your ear that would give you terrifying visions.
His vomit has a 100% unusual drop chance...
July 2019...
He predicted it...
wat?
Sound Waiv the tf2 stock market crash
The Crate Depression.
gLiTcH yeah
Scout crashed the tf2 economy confirmed
When I was younger. That Ellis scene scared the shit out of me
Holy shit. The god himself hearted my comment.
Sorry, Sal. You're tonights big loser.
@@Vandarte_translator That's sad.
I fear no man...
...but that, thing!....
*Ellis scene*
...it scares me.
This whole video used to freak me out lol
scout did it before it was trend
bruh
Yeah, sure
Сидорович Your right
Bruh how did you end up here?
why are you still everywhere
You know shit's hit the fan when the medic has to call in another medic.
***** That heavy must have felt like a God..lol
Wow
***** "I AM BULLETPROOF!!!"
Google Plus Needs to Stop Tell me about it..lol
scout in that moment:(oh sh*t)
*Can put a statue head in mouth.
*Can't pull out a light bulb out of mouth.
ok.
SEEMS WEIRD
+Deniz Erdem i forgot i commented this. I have changed too much as a human being.
probably didn't want to pull too hard because if he breaked it the mercury would spill in his mouth killing him
***** That's one way to scientifically explain it.
scout gained some weight during that operation
True
Why You big fat Deutchbag
And his head shrunk
Pyro isn't actually fat the fire proof suit is just very big lol
baby weight
1:49 I thought the scout was calling for his mom
Evil Spud I think that was his intent, or hers, whatever gender this person is.
Evil Spud MAAAAAAAdic is what it sounds like
Evil Spud u dont see a lot of this🤡
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOdic
Fly home to mama
4:37 "Where are the hats? Are they safe? Are they alright?"
"It seems, in your anger, you destroyed them."
*Distraught muffled screaming*
I ... I couldn’t have. They were alright, I FELT IT!
_NNNNOOOOOOOO!!_
169 likes
300th like
The “169 likes” joke aged like a dismembered peace of human
this should be top comment
So...Pyro is just Scout with a lightbulb stuck in his mouth.
Jason Blooey and he's slow from dehydration
Probably not its just a comedy animation
Jason Blooey Not
Jason Blooey Yup
Pikachu4434 The gamer No Shit Sherlock
The saddest thing about this video is that we never got to see what scout's brilliant idea was because he got distracted by a freakin' lightbulb
he wasn't distracted, his brilliant idea is can you get other unusuals with sticking other things in your mouth? he thought that to stick a lightbulb into your mouth, you had to stick in the "bulb" part instead of the part that gives off energy for the "light"
His idea was to get the light bulb, are you slow?
The idea of the lightbulb is actually highly accurate. Due to the human jaw construction the bulb can easily fit but fear and overall width further up on the lightbulb prevent it from being removed.
That’s one of the scariest things I ever did hear.
Doctors remove the lightbulbs with a balloon that they wrap around the lightbulb through the inside of the mouth and you bite down to break the bulb so it doesn't shatter in your mouth
@@SQUIDWORD15 doctors have a strategy to remove lightbulbs from peoples mouths
@@SQUIDWORD15 Condom
@@BardiXOfficial bro
I love soldiers walk where he is just skidding around chuckling
So *sinister*
A classic
And vomits out a nightmare sipder?
No@@dqcbao, a wasp
He asserted his dominance with his T pose walk
Here lies scout... He ran fast and died a virgin.
lmao
Scout is not a virgin. Expiration Date makes that obvious.
Megami Tem nah
miss pauling is lesbian xddxd
Hi
2:49 me going to my parents room to tell my mom i shat myself
2:58 you fall and 3:00 your mom and dad looks at you
@Risyad XMI sadly yes, you cried so loud that your neighbours also wake up
This predicted the 100% chance of getting a unusual item.
Poop?
Remember kids, drink your problems away and get a free hat.
a double unusual as well!
Dariens Atchisno And a flaming chocolate!
doesn't get better
Dariens Atchisno Unless you start throwing up low tier unusuals...
And it'll put a lightbulb in Your mouth, call the Medic and Voland (that's his real name), and turn ya into a freak.
So remember kids, if you stick beer in your mouth good things happen but never stick unbreakable light bulbs in your mouth or you'll have an alien crawl into your ear and then you'll wake up in a hospital in a rubber suit
That Anime Geek with everyone thinking you're a girl.
Gabriel Pozada
yes ALSO nice avatar. kill la kill right?
yesh, thanks.
+That Anime Geek So that's why my uncle gave up eating unbreakable light bulbs.
+jakob stasen russian pootis confirmed
2:49 me going to the fridge at 3am to eat shredded cheese
barple bapkins same
Precept 69 shredded cheese
every great Warrior must sustain a good stockpile of shredded cheese
Grey Prince Zote I get 42069 I’m a godly warrior
2:57 you accidentally Made a noise
Your Dad: 3:00
I usually eat that flat cheese
2:51
Me, when mom says, homemade macaroni with cheese is ready
lol
*choir drops*
2:56 how i wake up in every morning
I want scouts power of throwing up unusual hats
Omer Gaming94 xD
He can also throw up chocolate
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!.... how much?
Omer Gaming94 XD
Same here
If scout was the pyro then who's the real scout?
Another scout
Spoi
the dispenser is a spy
THAT SCOUT IS A SPY... but wait... WHO'S THE SPY THEN!?
The pyro is the real scout
Is no one gonna talk about how much nightmare fuel Ellis on the swing is
I swear I remember thinking it was Justin Bieber when I was younger because I didn’t know what Left 4 Dead was
The pyro is a spy!
No it’s a scout
Wait if spy is a pyro then isn't he two people at once
Well why is he so chubby then?
Fortress Wars: Revenge of the Reds
why the fuck are you imitating me
+Cthulu lol
Mem wars: Return of the Scunt
pyro: is Miss Pauling save?
engi: its seems to your anger... u killed her
pyro: NOOOOOOOOO...
Star wars reference yay
r/boneappletea
Cukablad Qwertyuiop ?
Star Wars reference
I was at home when I heard the phone ring
"Mis pauling is kil"
"no"
Soldier looks down at scout
Soldier opens his mouth
*ENORMOUS BUG COMES OUT MOUTH AND INTO EAR*
matrix reference
yes i watched the video too c:
TF2 really is a timeless masterpiece
when im in a sucking cock's competition and my opponent is team fortress 2 fan
Scout = Anakin. Pyro = Lord Vader
Lol
Anakin Scoutwalker
Potato Are Kewl xD
Heres the thing the actor that played anakin in 2&3 was absolutely shit at his job
Lolista Trolista Meet the Pyro = Star Wars, directors cut
Years later, the origin of the Red Pirate Engineer is explained, in; TV.
Yee
Soo, this is entire video is just a world inside a TV that the Engie got trapped in?
Eltorro Cinematic Universe?
@@SunnyBlam no, in TV he manages to escape after the Television was turned off
Ho are you
"AW CRAP"
"I AM STUPID" is my new catchphrase
Poop?
@berki Romeo stop spamming bitch.
0:44 Shut Up! He's trying to explain the fnaf storyline!
Lmao
Yo bro i translated it first there was
so thats how they recruit pyros.
***** yus
Epic the one
Epic the one either that or they cloned him
Epic the one Not
wat?
An unusual dalokahs bar.
Eltorro64Rus predicted Gunmettle 3 years prior.
Joe Chilton lol
I think it's strange or epic dalokhos bar
i ma hav strange dalokohs
+Joe Chilton (GruntGladiator) That reminds me, didn't strange weapons come out only a little bit after "Fortress Inventors" came was uploaded?
Just checked, yep, less than a year after it was uploaded. Valve please.
Codyray1992 I think Valve get a lot of their ideas from videos.
The entire section where soldier slid across the map never fails to make me laugh
1:10 eltoro predicted unusual weapons in TF2
Wasnt unusuals were a thing before? Like after 2009?
My name is Shaggy at 1%
unusual weapons
@@literallynull He says weapons
@@rommyjoj326 that's the joke
Valve chocolate bar
THAT PYRO WAS A SCOUT
Tommy Wiseau OOHHHHHHHH REAAAAALLLYYY???? WE THOUGHT HE WAS SPY
THAT SCOUT WAS A SPY
They cut Scott head
NOPE
Scout sh*t: I eat a light bulb
O KRAP
I AM STUPED
--Scout- -Pyro 2012
laserwaffle123 Don't you mean pyro?
"Chukkeledd"
-pyro, 2012
2:49 me when I'm wearing heelies
Overrated comment
@@angelicoe9540 bruh
I Don Need to Move My Legs When Wearing These...
Dude there’s this guy called teamfortress that stole your video.
Yeah and he even made the animations crappier.
@@sephiroth8483 this was a terrible comment until I realized he was talking about the official meet the pyro video
@@mlwl6487 r/woosh
@@oxceann 1. This is not reddit. 2. I can't get wooshed if I realize the joke.
@@mlwl6487 ...
eltorro predicted the future! unusual weapons! top kek
We need unusual chocolate ;-;
+Somerandomname so true.
+Somerandomname nah that was Valve chocolate.
Valve chocolate must be good
yeah
GUYS ITS CONFIRMED. PYRO IS A MAN
yes, yes I am
XD
+Geneveive XD lol
The Pyro is a homosexual man. You're welcome.
jacob. fuck off.
3:17
see this creature?, go to elltorro64rus' video called TV and in the ending, you can see the engineer putting the same creature inside soldier
maybe they're related, i dont know
You can also see the engineer in the end
Thats why soldier gives it to scout
@@Grieoswhat movie
soldier medic also appeared in Heavy Is Bacon
0:32 is probably the smoothest piece of animation on this channel
Check out his new stuff lol
I guess this sheds some lightbulb on how pyros are created
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THEREEEEE
FaZe Illuminati Dun dun tshh!
FaZe Illuminati that was so bad its good
Valve even put a poster that shows an X-ray of scout with a lightbulb in his mouth
Might've been community made
Where is that?
@@herrylahamid4351 i don't think he'll answer
@@SaurusWarriorSotek yeah. I guess so. I mean ive been searching for that poster through the video and cant find it
@@herrylahamid4351 probably was a custom map or something like that
0:15 - 0:50 State of 2019's TF2 Unusual Unboxing at 26/07
“Mmph mph mph mmph-mph?”
(Where is Mrs Pauling?)
“You killed her in your rage, lord Pyro.”
“Mph… Mph……
MMMMMMMPPhh!”
Moral of the Story: Don't put strange things in your mouth or bad stuff comes out.
Because the hats don't help you.
Weeeeeell I'd rather not have to buy things to make me look cool.
Sondrago Daro "her" lolwut
Oh boy you must be great at parties.
Last time i laughed was 1 year ago. Thanks vid for getting me laughin again
This has probably been said already but, SOMEONE COULD HAVE BROKEN THE DAMN BULB
He probably was scared that the mercury present in the lihtbulb would kill him
It need to be accurate sliced to pieces by small circular saw. But it not medic's style.
Guys, are you taking this animation seriously?
Mercury? Wrong type of bulb.
Breaking the bulb would cause shards to hurt him, or in other words, making it worse.
Do not pull a Light Bulb 💡
You will become Pyro
I know right
This haunts me as a pyro main
I main every class.
@@drbright10 I main Engineer and Spy
Darth Vader, except a Lightbulb instead of a Lightsaber
Who'd of thought that a light bulb and bit of mental torture was all it took to create a Pyro? :o
Nice Darth Vader reference, but where’s the high ground?
Soldier had it, then fell off
1:12 sounds like he is talking Japanese
Wait so your telling me pyro has a gas mask on because scout got a light bulb stuck in his mouth and scout is really pyro??????????? mind blown x10
no really valve didnt maded the meet the pyro on 2011 or maybe 2012 but they are working on it and so the youtubers tried to create but this was only they're choice.
Koraldo It's just a theory...
ImhotepGaming A GAME THEORY
Koraldo
THANKS FOR WATCHING
Koraldo what! no just random shit!
Eltorro's Soldic: a Medic/Soldier Hybrid that chuckles ominously as he moves around while not moving at all(if that makes sense). He only appears whenever the Eltorro's Medic has a problem or needs help "fixing" a patient. It releases an insect or arachnid through his mouth, which will enter any orifice, in this case, the ear, and will give the patient hallucinations and/or frightening nightmares involving Elis, which in turn causes the patient to pass out or enter a comatose state.
The insect can also turn you into stone, as is shown in "Heavy is Bacon". Also he doesn't have much to do with the Medic, he is mostly associated with and gets his orders from the Pirate Engineer who turned him into who he is in "TV".
The suit added an extra 50 health to the scout
I once got an Apple stuck in my mouth. Had the exact thoughts of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
How did you... nevermind I don't wanna know
@@Yougotcaged102 someone ate it
Never has a video made me more uncomfortable before in my life.
What kind of witch craft is this?
Garry's Mod And Source FilmMaker
FYXZ all of them
Ur not the only one who said this
Wow, that kind of makes sense..
:I
rathbona fart your face make me to subscribe you
rathbona fart your face make me to subscribe you
No it doesnt because pyro would be impossible to understand. With. 2 things blocking his voice
2:48 гимн Воланда сюда идеально подходит !
This made me sad when I was little
Pyro has become Pyro the same way as Anikan became Darth Vader
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO WAY, REALLY?
NO SHIT!!!
am i the only one who still wanted to get the light bulb out of the scout's mouth?
nope
Eyup
Diagnosis: you are ill
Unsee please
Definetly nope
This explains why Pyro is the second fastest class, because he's a Scout in a constrictive flame retardant suit, thus the weight of it causes him to become a bit slower, and prevents him from double jumping.
Uhh isnt the second fastest ones are Medic and spy
4:14/4:20 so that's the start of everything
Rayhook hwowlding
What does engie says
The way Scout says chocolate XD
Autobot Chrisinator ikr
It’s actually scout saying “chuckle head” except they messed with the audio to make it sound like “chocolate”
1:11 "Chocalhed!"
Its mental scout saying chucklehead with a audio reverbed, chucklehead
The Spiked Runner chuckle head
That Pyro is a... scout.
The scout is a spy
Krossix the best The spy is a pie
***** The Engineer is a heavy
Gaming★Star The Heavy Is An Sniper!
The Sniper is a Medic !!!!!
6 years
Man I feel old
8 years now, remember first seeing this in 2012 ? You were young then.
Star Wars: Revenge of the sith in the nutshell
For some reason I really like the scout eating sound effect
Its from his pyro domination voice clip "repeat. Mmhmmhmmh IM DEAD"
Neennnmmnenmnenm
so your saying that he cant talk because theres a lightbulb stuck in his mouth? xD
exactly
killinggamer465 nice profile picture
try to say anything with an lightbulb in your mouth. Good luck with taking it out...
no shit
Spongebob You're the one who said it in the first place.
Going back and watching this shows what 10 years of improvement looks like for an animator. Hardly recognizable anymore as the same animator
Scout: *looks at bottle*
Also Scout: *be-M.* *alwyalwy-HEH*
That was the greatest origin story I've ever seen! So Beautiful, I'm almost gonna cry. Almost.
Medic: Lord Pyro... Can you hear me?
Pyro: Yes Medic... Where is my Bonk? Is it safe? Is it alright?
Medic: It seems in your idiocy you... drank it.
Pyro: I... I couldn't have... It was in the fridge I know it!
*everything starts igniting as the pyro breaks free and cries in sadness and anger.*
Pyro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Scout: *drinks
Also Scout: BXHSIAHDHFISIEJ heh...
Buuurp... *throws out:
LOL
Unusual Bill hat.
3:25 Alex ? That's you ?
That's okay, it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight...
im gonna do all three things i can do to this comment because this comment looks lonely you will get a: like, +1 and this comment
dammit i cant +1
I love how when Ellis is doing the eerie creepy laugh thing he goes into an unfortunately timed coughing fit.
The ending with "pyro" on the table was a star wars reference and I love it
The real meet the pyro
scout is deep throating everything
What is a better reply?
*You’re next ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)* or *Next it’ll be my mad milk*
Lol everything he puts into his mouth becomes an unusual, I'll make sure to exploit that
thats what she said
Watch out, Miss Pauling
no shit sherlock
2:53 Soldier has used a gravitational assist..
Под музыку из сериала Бортко мастер и Маргарита
4:13THATS THE SAME ENGIE FROM TV! AND I THINK THATS THE SOLDIER THAT HE TURNED BLUE!!
Indeed
4:19 paplatine turning Anakin into Darth Vader (recolorized)
that pyro is a scout!
wut
+ItsFire I did
+Bobby Mcjoey not u stupid
*****
i watched the whole video and it is confirmed that the pyro is ze scout
i win
0:30 THAT'S UNUSUAL!!!!!!!!!!
+The real Grimmex T H A N K
Scout is pyro confirmed
Steven universe?
what do you mean?
Honey you mean STOVON ONOVORS
I’ve wondered what the name of that Russian song was for YEARS now.
You’ve helped me solve the mystery!
I remember watching this as a kid and I didn't even know what was going on
I wonder what would actually happen in real life if you happen to put a light bulb in your mouth but can't get it out.
really precise sugery to remove it or just try to remove it which might break the glass which would fuck your throat really badly and it will spill the deadly mercury inside it which will poison and kill you...
You can cure murcury poisoning it would be the glass that could cut up your esophagus
hannibal kills you become a PYRO!!!! Just like poor scoot :D
Or, what i think it's less stoopid, it's cut the guy's cheecks and take the bulb out, then stitch the cheecks back
Or you could break it bending down so the glass falls out
pyro: nooooooooo
Do not want!
@@davidhong1934 Sir, you referenced finally. I always at expect your reference.
was he sad about Palme or heavy not giving him a sandvicc
The pyro must be a depressed man then
3:17 Me and my brother watch this scene every single day, it's become our daily drug dose
what the absolute fuck is wrong with you
Gmantherandom2 nothing is wrong with them wtf is wrong with u
The final Boss nothing is wrong with them wtf is wrong with u
Me to its addictive !!!!!!!lololololololololololol
..did scout just gain 10 pounds by doing nothing?
Valv logic.
Fire suits are very thick
so pyro is scout?
halflife 3 confirmed
See everyone says that pyro is a boy or girl and cant figure it out is clueless. They just need to watch this and they can get a great accurate representation of the valve ethics and figure out who the pyro really is. This is a masterpiece. I mean this entire video makes sense. Who knows, maybe Eltorro64us is a spy and has disguised as a valve employee to find this all out. And he shares his very accurate knowledge of valve through odd animations just so they won't find him out. In other words, this man is a genius.
Would’ve made more sense as spy since they have the same voice actor