Shit People Say to Climbers

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  • Shit People Say to Rock Climbers

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  • @adelardj7026
    @adelardj7026 Před 2 lety +675

    "You guys know that you can just like walk around right?" Wins 😂

    • @ericcartman9594
      @ericcartman9594 Před 2 lety +2

      Bigger thrut has never been told

    • @mammalianmolasses4724
      @mammalianmolasses4724 Před 2 lety +4

      The sad thing is I have genuinely been asked that.

    • @georgeb9585
      @georgeb9585 Před 2 lety +3

      I asked that when I was like 8🥲 my mum told me about it recently and I was just crying I embarrassment. She told all her friends about it and also told them that now I climb, I will never meet my mum's friends now😰

    • @ZoMichael-a
      @ZoMichael-a Před 2 lety +1

      That send me🤣🤣

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising Před 2 lety +1

      LOLLL

  • @Nerdfighter21
    @Nerdfighter21 Před 9 lety +1318

    I get the sense that the people who made this video are irritated by these questions? I love it when people ask me about rock climbing! I get so excited, I tell them they have to try it, I MAKE them try it, and then I quietly start chanting "One of us, one of us, one of us" until they get scared and tried to run, but AHA I've tied them into a harness! NO ESCAPE NOW.

    • @NeonCat100
      @NeonCat100 Před 9 lety +95

      +Nerdfighter21 I love your attitude! If some one is asking a question it's because they are curious. Why would you be mean to some one who is interested in the thing you love? I think one of the problems with any hobby or interest is experienced people looking down on beginners. Everybody starts out not knowing anything so why not be the person who helps them out and gets them involved. I leant most of my rock climbing technique from friends (and on the odd occasion friendly strangers) giving me advice and now it feels great if I can help out some one else. The more people I can get to come climbing with me, the more potential partners I have :-)

    • @Nerdfighter21
      @Nerdfighter21 Před 9 lety +34

      Totally agreed! One of my favorite things about climbing is that I've never met an unfriendly climber! We all sympathize with falling and taping our hands, etc. We're all in this together!

    • @AnyaIzmailova
      @AnyaIzmailova Před 8 lety +5

      +Nerdfighter21 Straight up!!

    • @thundercheeks1989
      @thundercheeks1989 Před 5 lety +3

      You are a hero 😂

    • @gnhorvat
      @gnhorvat  Před 4 lety +161

      @NerdFighter21 Love your enthusiasm! And no definitely not irritated by by these types of questions. I hear that it read that way. The intention was to be goofy/make some jokes while also making fun of ourselves (myself) and how absurd our sport is. Keep up the good work. The climbing community is awesome because of people like you and yes it sure is a friendly bunch : )

  • @10emac27
    @10emac27 Před 7 lety +424

    Best one a friend and I got... 3 mile hike into a bouldering area and we were on our way out... a guy stops us and asks us "are those thing TV's?" my buddy just answered "yep, wanted to get outdoors and play xbox" and we kept walking.

    • @travisjohnson3319
      @travisjohnson3319 Před 2 lety +7

      The guy was probably making a joke about how big and flat it was prob just sarcasm that you and your stuckup friend were unable to pick up on

    • @batman5527
      @batman5527 Před 2 lety +33

      @@travisjohnson3319 the guy commenting was probably making a joke, being sarcastic about the guys presumed lack of knowledge that you and your stuck up profile were unable to pick up on

    • @travisjohnson3319
      @travisjohnson3319 Před 2 lety +2

      @@batman5527 ............

    • @qwasyx3
      @qwasyx3 Před 2 lety +3

      @@batman5527 What particular aspect of Travis' profile do you find to be stuck-up?

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Před 2 lety +7

      @@travisjohnson3319 Lmao the original comment sat in peace for 5 years and you really just had to leave a typical snarky contrarian reply

  • @thaliabarrmalec
    @thaliabarrmalec Před 8 lety +157

    That belay technique tho....

    • @adriansalas3951
      @adriansalas3951 Před 2 lety +6

      Hopefully that was part of the joke 🥴

    • @ezmatt
      @ezmatt Před 2 lety

      which one, the guy with the white hat?

  • @englund45
    @englund45 Před 3 lety +196

    I definitely would not let the old guy belay me.

    • @gwhech
      @gwhech Před 2 lety +16

      That was my first thought

    • @kcwliew
      @kcwliew Před 2 lety +12

      Yeah WHAT THE ACTUAL F was that? It's the only reason I clicked on this video in the first place - I saw the first 10 seconds and was like uh that looks like some janky ass belaying... maybe the old dude has no idea what a belay plate is - looks like he was belaying the guy using the italian hitch technique. He's 100% going to get someone killed belaying like that on a belay plate.

    • @a10cufer
      @a10cufer Před 2 lety +4

      @@kcwliew not to mention being oblivious to the cross loading too!

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey Před 2 lety +4

      evidently none of you understand how belaying works, or that ANYBODY with proper training can do it. I’ve had to belay people almost twice my weight before (for reference I weigh 110 lbs). All you have to do is pull down and pull taut and that person ain’t moving.

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey Před 2 lety +1

      replying to myself: Obviously you need the proper gear, but there are certain knots that can perform similarly.

  • @jackchrisevans
    @jackchrisevans Před 11 lety +24

    Somebody asked me this one time when climbing indoors:
    "So how far up have you got on the wall before?"
    "Erm,...to the top."

  • @alixmorris5953
    @alixmorris5953 Před 11 lety +32

    "this one got good grips?" fucking hilarious

  • @blondlezar8995
    @blondlezar8995 Před 2 lety +15

    "How'd you get the rope up there ? " I got that one a thousand times...

  • @donovancorcoran1392
    @donovancorcoran1392 Před 10 lety +37

    cross-loaded belay carabiner 0:17 0:29 0:34

  • @TheMegaMrMe
    @TheMegaMrMe Před 2 lety +9

    The belay technique on that older gentleman. That is scary. Someone should honestly give him some pointers

  • @mstrchief43
    @mstrchief43 Před 8 lety +47

    You know you guys can just walk around, right? hahahha

  • @Antivists
    @Antivists Před 11 měsíci +1

    While splashing around in a swimming hole in PA, my amigo and I had our gear with us. A British woman asked what the crash pad was and I told her and showed them some video. She was mesmerized because she had always seen documentaries, but never seen a climber in real life! Told her to try it one day and we went about our splashing business.

  • @VT-tz5bm
    @VT-tz5bm Před 2 lety +1

    All I say is, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

  • @evanthayer5374
    @evanthayer5374 Před 11 lety +12

    They left out "Whoa, you're like spiderman" Heard that a few times.

  • @ashes746
    @ashes746 Před 2 lety +4

    I can feel shivers down my spin when hearing this: 1:20

  • @gtrocksyosocks
    @gtrocksyosocks Před 9 lety +29

    "Is that a purse?" I died.

  • @collinmorton5668
    @collinmorton5668 Před 9 lety +10

    0:21 "are those real carabiners." 😂😂😂

  • @smau990
    @smau990 Před 9 lety +10

    Also "So you aren't afraid of heights?"

  • @realbland
    @realbland Před 2 lety +2

    "Have you ever fallen" is easily the funniest

  • @nickhumble9468
    @nickhumble9468 Před 9 lety +18

    Also didn't say "Aren't you scared you'll fall?"

  • @DjSanscrainte
    @DjSanscrainte Před 11 lety +7

    My favorite: 6 people with bouldering pads hiking to the problems at Devils Lake WI... "are you guys going hang gliding?"

  • @sophiamcmanus191
    @sophiamcmanus191 Před 9 lety +28

    Nowadays, so have you heard about those two guys that free climbed that mountain?

    • @10emac27
      @10emac27 Před 7 lety +7

      I heard they only used their hands and their feet!

    • @Svengrustaben
      @Svengrustaben Před 2 lety +3

      Huh

    • @declancalfy
      @declancalfy Před 2 lety +2

      even more nowadays, have you seen Free Solo?

  • @Northernblades
    @Northernblades Před 11 lety +9

    That cross loaded biner is more likely to hold than his ultra skets fake attempt to fail at belay.

  • @rzwright484
    @rzwright484 Před 9 lety +35

    that cross loaded binner made me cringe.

  • @findalproebst2578
    @findalproebst2578 Před 2 lety +22

    Love the premise for this! Greg, please make more. Also, please get a good mic, it will skyrocket your viewership. Keep it up!

  • @joshuabowley3846
    @joshuabowley3846 Před 8 lety +7

    They forgot to talk about sport rappelling, or how we "climb with with just our hands and our feet".

  • @sebastianboyd9640
    @sebastianboyd9640 Před 2 lety +1

    "have you ever free-climbed?" LOL

  • @geologick
    @geologick Před 2 lety +2

    0:41 When he slips off the hold and the guy goes "huh..." I fkn lost it lmfao

  • @66shalo
    @66shalo Před 11 lety +15

    if the people teaching you are belaying like the guys in this video watch out! that is some scary technique there.

    • @orion7741
      @orion7741 Před 2 lety

      naw, that is how the pros do it. you sound like a weekend whipper to me.....

  • @adarks8410
    @adarks8410 Před 2 lety

    i love how this 10 year old video (and only video of this channel) just popped up on my recommended page right when i started rock climbing this year :,)

  • @SarntAKluss
    @SarntAKluss Před 8 lety +6

    The hand position on the breaking side (dude in the white shirt) is worse shit than the talk

  • @kellyrussell190
    @kellyrussell190 Před 9 lety +188

    Not something non-climbers say, exactly, but I love when I'm training at the gym and a few football players come in thinking that cause they're more muscle than anything else, they'll be a great climber. They then refuse to wear climbing shoes or use chalk, cause thats what pussies who aren't strong enough to climb properly do, and then get halfway up a grade 12 (Australian) while wearing running shoes and start yelling to their friends about how there's a hold missing (I have seen this happen on a route made for eight-year-olds with enormous jugs every thirty centimetres all the way to the top) or the foothold is too small (I have seen THIS happen on a two-inch wide horizontal foothold about twenty centimetres above the last one). And then they get to the top and that's when the fun starts, watching them try to lower off xD It's also great to watch them get a metre off the ground and then realise that their biceps are doing awesome, but their fingers and calves? Not so well.

    • @vincentbernier7808
      @vincentbernier7808 Před 3 lety +22

      you are so angry for nothing

    • @paulmanitzas
      @paulmanitzas Před 3 lety +7

      @@vincentbernier7808 right? like just fucking climb already

    • @humanimal5527
      @humanimal5527 Před 2 lety

      I too find this hilarious.

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Před 2 lety

      bro chill. lol its not that serious. we all start somewhere

  • @robertkennedy9639
    @robertkennedy9639 Před 9 lety +7

    you forgot
    "are you guys going to the top!!"

  • @SpitefulAZ
    @SpitefulAZ Před 2 lety +1

    You know you guys can just walk around? Lol that cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arebalwithacause
    @arebalwithacause Před 2 lety +1

    This video was so ahead of its time. . . well done!

  • @vickhily
    @vickhily Před 2 lety

    9 years later and this is still so applicable

  • @legolvr101
    @legolvr101 Před 2 lety +1

    My left ear really enjoyed this

  • @headdown1
    @headdown1 Před 2 lety +61

    It's strange. I am a skydiver and have fielded a lot of questions from newbies. One time I was hiking into Berg Lake at Mt. Robson and I met a group hiking out that looked like serious climbers on the way down. I paused and asked them if they had summited. They walked right past me like I was invisible.
    I guess it's a climbing thing. They can keep it.

    • @GregoryPagano
      @GregoryPagano Před 2 lety +49

      Maybe they were just exhausted or didn’t speak English. Or didn’t hear you. Or they’re assholes. Definitely not representative of the climbing community

    • @namuhtsuj4025
      @namuhtsuj4025 Před 2 lety +14

      @@GregoryPagano as with everything there are assholes who want to gatekeeper and then there are those that are welcoming to newcomers because they understand that without fresh blood, their hobby will die a slow and painful death. Be kind to others. Most of the time people are just curious and don’t intend to annoy you.

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Před 2 lety +4

      @@namuhtsuj4025 Very true. Most of us are stoked when people ask about what we’re up to and are encouraging of newcomers

    • @MrWannawang
      @MrWannawang Před 2 lety +3

      Interesting… I used to skydive before being a climber. Reason I swapped over was bc the lack of community in the skydiving world. Bunch of elitists in my opinion that don’t welcome newcomers. Asshole’s are everywhere though…

    • @headdown1
      @headdown1 Před 2 lety +2

      Well as often happens I wrote a long reply and CZcams made it disappear.
      Condensed...I did find my community in the skydiving world, but that was a generation ago. With the trash talking me generation, DZ's are likely a different place now.
      From what I have read, surfers are often real assholes for "turf" reasons. Maybe skydivers would be too if they had a very limited number of planes, and outsiders kept showing up and taking the few slots.

  • @MMSF.1
    @MMSF.1 Před 11 lety +11

    That is great! My Dad and I used to do Civil War reenacting and my favorite question of the "tourons" was, "Is that a real camp fire?"

  • @Totalavulsion
    @Totalavulsion Před 7 lety +2

    0:36 sketchiest belaying ever

  • @louisenglish4301
    @louisenglish4301 Před 2 lety +4

    I'd love to see one of these done for highlining!

    • @ezmatt
      @ezmatt Před 2 lety

      ur name reminds me of my english teacher, her first name is louis 😂

  • @TheFoxfiend
    @TheFoxfiend Před 2 lety +8

    These sound like the sort of questions I might ask, cause I'm not a climber. I mean, my local community center has a climbing wall that I've attempted a few times, even made it to the top once or twice, but I understand like none of the jargon, don't own any specialized gear, and only barely understand what chalk is meant for(is chalk used for rock climbing or is that just for indoor rock walls?).

    • @broman4998
      @broman4998 Před 2 lety

      It’s used inside and out

    • @vanqiishr9827
      @vanqiishr9827 Před 2 lety +1

      Chalk is used for climbing and weightlifting, and absorbs sweat.

  • @kenweis2291
    @kenweis2291 Před 2 lety

    As a tree climber....the top 3 things...
    How fo you get up there
    Have you ever fallen.
    How do you get down

  • @beeslovetrees4509
    @beeslovetrees4509 Před 9 lety +3

    1:21 his bad form scared off that rodent

  • @hemming57
    @hemming57 Před 11 lety +3

    I love to ask,"do you have one of those bolt guns, Sylvester Stallone used in Cliffhanger"? The looks are priceless!

    • @liamhaberl3448
      @liamhaberl3448 Před 2 lety

      That scene, alone warrants more laughter than any joke I have ever heard

  • @philrobertson2201
    @philrobertson2201 Před 2 lety

    My left ear really enjoyed this.

  • @ryman2760
    @ryman2760 Před 8 lety +16

    I saw at least 3 improper belaying techniques in this video. I hope they weren't actually belaying someone or they would die if they fell. 0:15 wtf his belay device is upside down??!!! Another is 0:24 guy completely let go of the brake hand. shameful.

    • @brynowen7751
      @brynowen7751 Před 5 lety

      Yeah it’s not upside down that’s how they used to be made

  • @purememory939
    @purememory939 Před 2 lety +4

    Im waiting for a bouldering pad with a graphic and text explaining what it is.

  • @buddybuddytymtym
    @buddybuddytymtym Před 11 lety +2

    All of the above. Some people just choose one, it's best to do all three. Especially if you start with classes and a gym first, and then meet friends to climb with. Some people have sketchy technique, so learning the ropes a bit through a class or a trusted gym before you hop on the rock with anyone is always a good idea.

  • @tchris013190
    @tchris013190 Před 11 lety +2

    To boulderers: "What are those things on your backs?" "Did you guys sleep up here last night?" "Do you guys to yoga?"

  • @ricardoharo4156
    @ricardoharo4156 Před 2 lety +1

    That carabiner was crossed.

  • @foneteltonynti7670
    @foneteltonynti7670 Před 9 lety +3

    I love how this was filmed in Yosemite

  • @rockclimbinghacks9222
    @rockclimbinghacks9222 Před 3 lety +35

    Non-climbers will never understand the difference between free climbing and free solo climbing. I give up.

    • @connordolan4597
      @connordolan4597 Před 2 lety +3

      It's clearly that one is free of charge forever but the other is a single go free of charge.

    • @headdown1
      @headdown1 Před 2 lety +5

      How is someone who is not a climber supposed to know the different terms and meanings climbers use?

    • @rockclimbinghacks9222
      @rockclimbinghacks9222 Před 2 lety +1

      @@headdown1 the same way i know the difference between a waiter and a chef, even though i don't work in a restaurant

    • @headdown1
      @headdown1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rockclimbinghacks9222 Most people have been to a restaurant, so it is expected for most people to know the difference between a waiter and a chef. Most people have not been climbers.

    • @rockclimbinghacks9222
      @rockclimbinghacks9222 Před 2 lety +1

      @@headdown1 and this is why i give up trying to explain things to people hahaha

  • @FlyWithBrayden
    @FlyWithBrayden Před 3 lety +2

    “Have you seen free solo?”

  • @Grongooo
    @Grongooo Před 2 lety

    This has to be one of the funniest videos on CZcams

  • @themaninblack2724
    @themaninblack2724 Před 2 lety

    "Grappling hook." LMAO

  • @Blackjack4141
    @Blackjack4141 Před 9 lety +6

    :35 cross loaded biner

  • @aidenhughes6144
    @aidenhughes6144 Před 3 lety +1

    "Have you seen free solo"

  • @cliffhangergirl
    @cliffhangergirl Před 11 lety +4

    Nice! Someone asked me if my bouldering pad was a massage table too.

  • @brandonr9541
    @brandonr9541 Před 2 lety

    The ripped pants, 🤣💀 never happened to me 👀 lol

  • @andrescifuentes7782
    @andrescifuentes7782 Před 6 lety +1

    That binner is cross loaded and the belaying socks

  • @nevigator90
    @nevigator90 Před 2 lety +1

    This is freaking fantastic 😂😂😂😂

  • @jakefay3163
    @jakefay3163 Před 2 lety

    “You’re like the real life Spider-Man”

  • @garywheaton7112
    @garywheaton7112 Před 2 lety

    Literally at swan slab two weeks ago. “How’d you get the rope up there?!”

  • @haydenshaffer5784
    @haydenshaffer5784 Před 2 lety

    *at Midnight Lightning* “does this one have good grips?”

  • @aurtisanminer2827
    @aurtisanminer2827 Před 2 lety

    I get similar questions about my car’s ham radio. Lol

  • @johnschaechter
    @johnschaechter Před 2 lety

    I was at Lincoln Woods RI popular bouldering area. I had my crash pads and gear. A none climber recommend I go to Colorado because the climbing is good there.That none climber told me something that I already knew.

  • @Flies_the_limit
    @Flies_the_limit Před 2 lety

    "So you guys know u can just walk around right" lol
    I mean... thats the way I see it too

  • @benjamint2039
    @benjamint2039 Před 11 lety +1

    1:03 midnight. "this one got good grips"

  • @anderssends6315
    @anderssends6315 Před 2 lety

    This is perfect!! Could use an update with a “have you seen … free solo”

  • @DirtyDirtbath
    @DirtyDirtbath Před 2 lety +1

    "Huh" thats me. Lmao

  • @aarongolding2868
    @aarongolding2868 Před 2 lety

    and we’ve made it to “have you watched free solo”?

  • @kittycatcuti
    @kittycatcuti Před 2 lety

    As a headphone user, my left ear really enjoyed this video.

  • @telestix6606
    @telestix6606 Před 2 lety

    Going ice climbing at whistler bungee you have climb over the safety fence to then go 20 feet. through the woods to get to the climb that you lower into, it's in a gorge. Whistler Bungee staff as we go over the safety fence, knowing what we were going to do "yeah just stay away from the edge okay." - Yep going climbing by rapping into a gorge but we will stay away from the cliff.

  • @gnhorvat
    @gnhorvat  Před 11 lety +19

    Wozzi7
    I recommend going to a gym, and learning the basics from staff. Take a class on belaying (both top rope and lead climbing) and get it dialed in. After that if you are friendly and safe, it will be easier to meet other climbers. Then once you get to know some people ask if they ever climb outside Stress that you are solid at belaying but need someone experienced to show you a bit more. (this not only compliments the other person but also emphasizes you are safe- key) Meetup.com is good too

  • @mefrosty5658
    @mefrosty5658 Před 2 lety

    1:21 he scarred that gopher thingy! (bottom left)

  • @jagbem
    @jagbem Před 11 lety

    my left ear enjoyed this

  • @shivs254
    @shivs254 Před 2 lety +2

    Its nice when people take an interest. these are hardly dumb questions.

  • @momentzpk5326
    @momentzpk5326 Před 2 lety +1

    why is everything playing in my left ear

  • @mahbawls
    @mahbawls Před 11 lety +1

    dat sideloaded biner

  • @Yaploq
    @Yaploq Před 11 lety +1

    Ha ha, loved it ! But dude, what happened to your pants ?? On my local crag you can add "Don't you feel cold bare chest ?", "That looks easy", "Mum, is he going to die if he falls ?"

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 Před 3 lety +1

    Me watching this video: Check, Check, Check, Check....

  • @zark674
    @zark674 Před 2 lety

    That old guy belaying made me anxious

  • @WildsDreams45
    @WildsDreams45 Před 2 lety

    When we're on the sea and people see the mountains. "Are we at sea level?"

  • @benja_mint
    @benja_mint Před 2 lety

    "is that safe?"... The way he is belaying... Maybe

  • @MsGenXodus
    @MsGenXodus Před 2 lety

    I went on a cruise vacation in 1999 and Mr. Olympia happened to be on the exact same ship. I recognized Ronnie Coleman right away (I was a lifter, too). The man in front of me, who had no idea who Coleman was, commented on his size, then asked if he worked out?
    LOL! Are you f*cking kidding me? Asking Mr. Olympia if he worked out, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • @autismpointofview4031
    @autismpointofview4031 Před 2 lety

    You forgot to ask " aren't you afraid of heights?"

  • @connormolson
    @connormolson Před 2 lety

    “Have you seen Free Solo?”

  • @colehuston1333
    @colehuston1333 Před 2 lety +2

    Have you seen free solo?
    “Yeah”
    Anyways I think that stuff is crazy! (Proceeds to explain every part of free solo to you and their opinion on it)
    Every time I tell someone I climb

  • @gokucrazy22
    @gokucrazy22 Před 2 lety

    Vertical Limit has been replaced by Free Solo

  • @DjTelle
    @DjTelle Před 9 lety +1

    you fellas doin some SERIOUS hiking ehh???

  • @BillWright
    @BillWright Před 3 lety

    Just seeing this now. Very creative.

  • @DesmondRayBeltrop
    @DesmondRayBeltrop Před 2 lety

    This got so damn worse after Honnold's free solo movie... Was at devils tower a few months ago, and oh my god...

  • @malfestus
    @malfestus Před 11 lety

    The guy is working the problem, and focusing on a section, getting aid to start there

  • @MrCoulmbai
    @MrCoulmbai Před 11 lety

    One time some people from out of town asked us if we where "couch Backpacking"

  • @drivenkrazy1550
    @drivenkrazy1550 Před 2 lety +1

    They really just made one banger of climbing comedy, then dipped off CZcams 🤣🤣

  • @stickyprickle
    @stickyprickle Před 2 lety

    0:52 is that a purse? 🤣

  • @mangotaco3036
    @mangotaco3036 Před 2 lety

    kids in my history class always say “rock climbing not a sport”

  • @You_Need_To_Calm_Down

    You forgot to add in “have you watched free solo?”

  • @natemorton4824
    @natemorton4824 Před 6 lety +1

    Why is that dude belaying? He let go of the dead rope like 5 times