First Ever RuPaul Roast đ„| S5 E7 | RuPaul's Drag Race
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 12. 03. 2019
- The Queens are put to the test of roasting RuPaul at the first ever RuPaul Roast!
Season 5 Episode 7 'RuPaul Roast'
Performers: Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska, Roxxxy Andrews, Detox, Coco Montrese, Alyssa Edwards, Ivy Winters
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I think of "can I get a gaymen?" sometimes and burst out laughing.
Omfg me too me too đąâ
I think of "Don't get bitter, just get better *sqeeaaakkk*
I just think of "RuPauls Next Drag Queen of the Year"
What about "michelle.... Marash" HQAHAH THATS SO ICONIC
@@icarlos3640 *mirage
"But look at her! who would want to top Coco" gets me every time and my parents don't get it
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Best Line EVER !
I think Jinkx created that line in that moment. I donât think that sheâll know that Coco will be Top lol đ
@@lromanfloril ability đ đ
Actually Coco's joke was one of my favorites đ đ€Łđ
Iâm not that good in English so I donât get it, can somebody explain it please?
Itâs so weird to see Alyssa back then before she realized she was really funny and how to channel that
Sarah Z tbh âdonât get bitter, just get betterâ *mic screech* is so freakin iconic.
I love you
Yea, the editing did Alyssa NO favors. They were making her out to be thinking that all her dud attempts at "jokes" were the funniest things ever. I am glad, though, that she was able to find the right way to get her comedy chops in order.
Tbh I laughed đ but some of the things she said where mean.
Truelalu!
"Its gonna be hard to top Coco"
"But, look at her who would wanna top Coco"đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
It works in every way possible
alaska's writing and delivery is so spot on, she's a natural. jinkx too.
You know damn well the editors put in that microphone feed noise to be shady during Alyssa's set
Well that and they cut the mic since Alyssa took too long XD.
Congratulations Alissa Edwards. You murdered everybody this roast. And you are the winner of this week's challenge
Thatâs the problem with this show. They create the winners and the losers. Itâs not about doing your best as a contestant.
Pierre Tonto I donât want to ask if you know anything about production work? In a professional environment this does not happen without the sound people saying: stop, we have to adjust and start over again.
@@downtown82 would they make her start over her roast though? the mic was already screeching when she pretty much breathed her opening act down into the mic. having to do it over would have thrown off her momentum, no?
alyssa actually had me rolling on the floor. she missed the entire point and just insulted people directly LOL
LMAOOO I love all kinds of humor & she is one
"You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael"
That line secured Coco's win đđđ
my favorite joke
Just transphobic
@@marlo5040 how lmfao
@@marlo5040idk about transphobia but maybe not the most tasteful
â@@marlo5040 no its not
Alaska and Jinkx slayed no surprise there
Anony Mous N CoCo, I loveddddd her.
Coco too racist
Duh
Coco too and Detox (her jokes were great but delivery not so good)
Coco was better than all of them combined
Alyssa killed me with the: âDONT get bitter, get better.â
And what she was saying was bitter as hell. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Killed what ?
She sucked
@@remyparaskovia5499 they said "killed *me* " meaning they laughed...people are allowed to have different reactions than you
Well she failed is this one so she was bitter after that đ đđ€Ł
@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 she wasn't though...she took it well, understood the critiques, and gave an amazing LSFYL lmaooo
"I hope you're having the time of your life, because, you don't have much time left" Is truly the SICKEST roast EVER honestly.
I love how Michelle's face was like "oof is that a bit much" and meanwhile Ru was just wheezing đ
For me that line I hope that you are having time of your life because you don't have much time left is truly something.
detox went in! đ€Ł
The delivery topped it off
Can't stop thinking about Roxxxy has another wig inside her wig...
She didn't have it yet
@@jamescarstairs3384 actually she did because it made her hair look bigger, reason why it was under their in the first place.
@@melissacarr4844 she hid the wig during Untucked, not before. I commented that back then because Alaska said it on Race Chaser
@@jamescarstairs3384 *hid
@@bonzai2203 thanks grammar nazi :), i'm someone who doesn't speak english and was typing fast
alyssa's set is the perfect disaster, the mic feed back, awkward pauses, alyssa laughing at her own jokes, "can i get a gaymen?", "don't get bitter, just get better"
Iâve always suspected that the mic feedback was added later.
Iâm really happy she came into her comedy chops. Her All Stars snatch game, comedy challenges, roasts etc had me in stitches. I love watching her improve over the years because it really exemplifies that drag takes skill, training, and talent!
why did she get so close to the mic wtf
Santino Rice what do hell do you know about winning something
I donât think it was that bad, editing is magic
Detox's " wasn't he delightful " kills me every time
He tried his best đ
5:56 Jinkx losing it at Detox's joke and clicking her fingers was my fave bit
âSantino Rice, what the hell do you know about winning something?!.... can I get a gay man?â
CLASSIC đđđđđđ
Classic what ?
Idiot Alyssa Fans are in Constant Delusion.
Some of these gave me secondhand embarrassment.
You can say Roxxxy its okay
roxxyyyyyy mother fuckin andrewsss
Still better than Uticas roast
Alyssa used the roast as an excuse to go straight up for Santinoâs head
And he never let her forget it..
capricorn energy đ
@@goldenpineapple8838 omg how?
Was she wrong though
needed to be done
Detox had some funny ass jokes but I wished they connected more without the cursing.
Brian Sherrod even if she just took out the curse words, she would have done well.
they said that in her critique of this episode. and itâs sad cus her jokes really were funny
She just needed to lighten up and have fun with it, sheâs naturally really funny when sheâs relaxed and being herself
I feel like if she'd been better put together she would have been a contender to win.
Probably producers made her do it. Remember the show is written. They have to do stuff for drama, give people something to talk about.
I thought I had auditioned for Rupauuuul's NNNNNNEXT (SCREECH) Drag Kwueen of the yeeaar (SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH) Little did I know I was walking into the LARGEST crossdressing convention of all tiiiiime. But this is about you mother Ru (lip smack) . FROM......the cracked out nights in the bathroooooom or the cracking of your voice at every live performance! THIS was the beeest bunch of people you could get to come juuuuudge? Can I get a gaymen? (Shade sound) Santino Rice what the hell do you know about winning something? But you and Coco Montrese do share something in cooooommon K and that's not only your foolish wardrobe but being a runner uuuup. Don't get bitter.......just get better (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH) I thank you and good night.
ICONIC
thank you so much, i've been looking for this all over the internet đđ
@@silvestresilva9390 No problemđ
omg thx so much for the lyrics I been lookin for these
Can you do Coco's part as well. I have never really understood that.
how did they not laugh at "can i get a gaymen" ????!!!
âThe Hindenburg disaster nearly destroyed her Bat Mitzvahâ LMAO
This is where i realised how WITTY Alaska is!!! Funny as hell đ đ đ i wonder how many young gays have a clue what Hindenburg was tho đ€Ł
I didnt understand it, can someone đą
@@ala_dine2709 Hindenburg disaster happened in 1937, therefore Grandma Ru would be like 80+ years old :)
the Bat Mitzvah (a Jewish ritual for young boys) bit is a mystery to me tho - Ru sure isn't Jewish, but he has been shown wearing Jewish stuff at points... maybe Alaska knows more than we do lol
@@charliez077 not many , and not Katy , alyssa or Tatiana Fans for sure
All of them Are stupid
I constantly quote âplease stop immediatelyâ in that same cadence and tone. Alaska killed it in this roast.
"RuPaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is PUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!"
Okay, THAT joke stole the show for me!
The best one
Tell me why Coco sounded like Eddie Murphy in Shrek as Donkey.
Coco was the Donkey to Alyssa's Shrek in this challenge.
they donât sound alike at all.... they just speak using AAVE. white people shouldnt be allowed to speak sometimes.
@@lilithjade4363 Ain't that the truth.
@@lilithjade4363 amen, that comparison was so annoying and lowkey racist
Annoying asf
idk how but i know EVERY word of Alyssas routine đđ
Same
She only said like 20
me too đ
6:37 you can hear Ru's laugh but she just sitting there chilling lol
Sam Ford Thats season 5 editing for you lmao đ
âIts gonna be hard to top coco.
But look at her, Who would want to top cocoâ
I swear this kill me every fucking time .
CaN I gEt a GaY-MaN
The Michelle Mirage joke was so goddamned awful.
Delivery might have made it better but it was bad.
Sheâs just a weak queen that relies on her look vs her wits. Not as smart without her ig filters.
I thought it was funny just cuz how awkward it was
I didn't get it
I actually like the âdonât get bitter, just get betterâ line
Thats my quote in my yearbook lmao
It was a great line. But in comedy, timing is everything and her timing was so off.
You have no idea What " Funny " Means
Idiot
It actually *infuriates* me what an underrated queen Coco is.
@John Doe um I don't know why you brought up Jinkx which I'm huge fan of but ok lol
@@intergalacticotter lmao all of this idiot comments are hate comments... choices... not great ones
Sheâs literally overrated but ok lmao
when jinx said âperiod.â i criiiiieeeeed. iâm still crying. the delivery was perfect. cocoâs was also hilarious but i laughed more at rupaulâs reaction đđđđ
alaska cracked me up
0:56 âRuPaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is *paaaaaaaaaaa* â gets me allllllll the time
HILARIOUS
Detox is honestly super underrated in this. Her âwasnât he delightfulâ and âhe tried his bestâ kill me so much
WOW...it was amazing how it went from triumphant (Alaska) to disastrous (Roxxxy) in two seconds. Alaska made RU and Michelle cackle maniacally from laughter while Roxxy made them...cringe and look puzzled.
Cocoâs set was actually so good, followed by Jinkx. I was crying of laughter the enter time
Coco was really smart to come up with a character. She knew that comedy was not normally one of her strengths, so she found a way to be more comfortable with it. For me, it was the highlight of her run because we knew she was stylish and a great dancer, but this really showed her versatility.
âgood evening ladies and gentlemennnn wasnât he delightful? god bless him he tried his hardestâ Detox murdered!!! đ
Ye
'You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael' gets me everytime
"Michelle's favourite movie in the world is Showgirls. And much like Nomi Malone she relies on the talents of her black friend."
Best joke ever đđđ
Bro Alyssa was so funny idk why there wasnât more laughs
She was savage
It was the delivery that was off
While a roast can be crass and harsh most of the time it's followed up with a humorous approach. The problem with Alyssa's set was that she just said a lot of things that sounded mean without following with humour or a punch line. Farrah Moan had that problem on the Michelle Visage roast as well.
She was funny because her roast was bad, not because it was good
I liked her a lot tbh...
Detox was funny too but the overuse of the f word just made it awkward đ€
The beginning was awkward but she sure slayed after that!
Idk if she purposely did it or if she was just really nervous. She seemed nervous
Vulgarity and swears can be so funny when done right, and that was a great example of the swearing just detracting from the humour. Such a funny performance, but the swears just made it feel so uncomfortable.
detoxs performance was such a rollercoaster
season 5 had so much star quality
Detox wouldâve definitely been the funniest had she not cursed so much and not been nervous.
âYou donât have much time leftâ
I C O N I C đ
this is peak drag race
Was it me or did Alyssaâs make me cackle the hardest? LOL
The way she did NOT know she was bombing is just so amazing to me
It had to b u bc Alyssa BOMBED
@@jeanrowe9562 no Alyssaâs was the funniest
"heels so high, he looks like he on New Orleans at hurricane Katrina "
Coco & Jinx ATE
I'm not even a diehard Alaska fan but she did too girl
RIP Leslie Jordan. You will be missed dearly.
"Michelle Visage is so full of seamen ..
Period."
LMAO
I love that Ru can laugh at herself.
It's easy to laugh at yourself when you're richer than all the people roasting you. Just saying.
She laughs at basically anything xd
@@srcarapan nah often she just goes đŹ
Detoxâs Nomi Malone joke - genius đ
Alyssa is just naturally so funny
Yeah you can see it here huh
@@tal9139 well you can - she bombed this toast but unlike with 99% bombing queens it's still funny/adorable bc it's Alyssa
This entire episode is so iconic. This reading challenge? The first wig reveal? The double stay drag family moment?
santino not being able to take a joke
3:10 i canât đđ
Alaska and Coco imo slayed the most (Jinx was great too) but Detox would be 100% up there if it wasn't for the nervous start
'because you don't have much time left' is ICONIC :DDD
SO TRUE
*coco is iconic*
Rip Leslie Jordon
Rip Leslie â€ïž
6:39 you can still hear Ru's laugh but he's just smiling when the camera hits him
eye-
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Detox jokes are GOLD
woulda won if she delivered them better. But to me she had the best jokes, LOVE HER sm
rip leslie jordan
Coco, Jinkx and Alaska... The best of the best!.
They edit Ruâs reactions so much itâs crazy. Wonder how she REALLY acted at all these jokes đ€«đ€đ¶
She said that this was actually her favorite episode, lip sync included.
You can actually see at the end where they edited the clip of her not laughing and just sitting there staring and smiling and they have the sound of her cackling playing 6:40
Hannah Battin đđđ
@@MiuXiu oh God
Ellimistique Krystal I think Ru just does drag race because it's entertaining; if he could he would just have everyone do a roast every week, it's just that the bad ones like alyssa really hurt
That âMichelle was Michaelâ comment made me go into a rabbit hole searching if Michelle had ever been a Michael xD
"you knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael." đ€Ł my fave.
*NEXT DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR**
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH*
1:28 *another reason why Alaska left RoLaskaTox*
And not just because it's a group name that sounds like a prescription medication that comes with more side effects than it should? I mean seriously, I see that name and all I hear is: "Ask your doctor about prescription RoLaskaTox today."
She never left
They disbanded
"PANTS SO HIGH, HE LOOK LIKE HE IN NEW ORLEANS IN HURRICANE KATRINA, GURL" đŁđŁđŁđŁđŁđŁđŁđŁ
i really didn't get thaaaaat
I've seen this so many times and only just understood the New Orleans joke that Coco made. Brilliant.
santino was so pointless on this show iâm glad they replaced him. i donât even mind ross and carson
Same. I always hated santino since project runway. But I like Carson and Ross.
He was brought on early and had a reputation for being bitchy and over-accessorizing his designs. Remember, Drag Race was considered Indie and wasn't expected to become the institution it is today, so the first seasons were lucky to get judges with any name at all. I mean, had you ever heard of Merle Ginsburg? So in a way, it shows a lot of friendly loyalty to have kept him for as long as they did.
Andrew MacLaine I was just realizing this last night. Iâm watching season 2 for the first time (bc i thought the oldest seasons wouldnât be that great but Iâm realizing some of my faves got their start on that season) and I realized I never knew who Merle is and I canât help but just think Santino is undressing the queens with his eyes the whole time :/
I'm rewatching old seasons and i don't mind Santino at all. Tbh the "funny puns" overload in newer seasons is getting on my nerves sometimes and Santino didn't try as hard as Carson/Ross sometimes do (tho i respect them both)
charlie z yeah I can get that. People have different senses of humor and sometimes the puns are a little cringe
Alaska, Jinkx and Coco absolutely SLAUGHTERED this challenge
Alaska and Jinkx are seriously so smart and funny, ain't no one doing it like themđ
Best to worst:
Coco
Alaska
Jinkx
Detox
Ivy
Alyssa
Roxxxy
I actually didn't like Coco
Amie SilentHill well everyone else did
@@meowingflowers5510 everyone? That's a bit of an exaggeration I think. I doubt you know what everyone else thinks...
She was just boring to me, idk.
@@1amieosia Coco's material, unlike Alaska, Jinx and Detox who- were funny, because they're funny Queens- recycled material that's been done...
@@andrewmark2783 maybe but Coco's sucked worse in my opinion.
RIP Leslie
Dang, Coco is truly set the roast bar too high
the line "thank you for having me here, i've never been out the house" had me in tears
I ... think this might be the best Roast theyâve done ?
6:09 this is the funniest part of the entire roast to me
alyssa is so iconic
I find Alyssa funny even when sheâs not funny.
"you would know" BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
unpopular opinion: Alyssa's roast was iconic and so funny and if she said the same stuff now the entire audience would be crying
Rest in eternal peace Leslie darling!
"I thought i have auditioned for Rupaul's next DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR (mic whizzle)", i actually love this scene
6:15 was an amazing drag đ
And she loved it đ
alyssa bombed so hard it was funny.... "can i get a gayman?" LMAOOOO
This episode was fucking iconic.
Alaska and Jinkx doing great as expected.
Coco pulling a sneak attack and winning.
Detox and Ivy doing well.
Alyssa and Roxxxy doing garbage and serving in the lipsync with the wig on wig reveal.
Jinkx was not even funny. Lmao
alaska, detox and coco KILLED this
true
Roxxxy is so consistently bad that i feel sorry for her
She's gorgeous and the girl can really sew...just not personable.at.all
She was bad on season 5 but a sweetheart on AS
Yes lol
@@callumswords1524 she was in the bottom 5 times on AS
@@hamzaelm7010 They Meant Personality Wise
« Wasnât HE delightful ? » đ€Żđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"Wasn't he delightful?" Get's me everytime đ€Ł
I came here as soon as I heard about his untimely demise...
R.I.P. Leslie Jordan...
R.I.P LEGEND LESLIE JORDAN đ
0:34
I never quite catched it but did Alaska say "Rup-old"? đđ
Detoxâs joke are so funny and I love the swearing. This is my favorite roast
RIP Leslie Jordan đ€
Santino Rice WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WINNING SOMETHING!!!!
Dead đđ€Łđđ€Ł xD
Rip Leslie Jordan