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  • The Queens are put to the test of roasting RuPaul at the first ever RuPaul Roast!
    Season 5 Episode 7 'RuPaul Roast'
    Performers: Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska, Roxxxy Andrews, Detox, Coco Montrese, Alyssa Edwards, Ivy Winters
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  • @sodaunderthesink9014
    @sodaunderthesink9014 Pƙed 5 lety +6040

    I think of "can I get a gaymen?" sometimes and burst out laughing.

    • @beatricecalabrese486
      @beatricecalabrese486 Pƙed 4 lety +55

      Omfg me too me too 😱✊

    • @stellamuune
      @stellamuune Pƙed 4 lety +305

      I think of "Don't get bitter, just get better *sqeeaaakkk*

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 Pƙed 3 lety +96

      I just think of "RuPauls Next Drag Queen of the Year"

    • @icarlos3640
      @icarlos3640 Pƙed 3 lety +55

      What about "michelle.... Marash" HQAHAH THATS SO ICONIC

    • @Hutchins24Wiccan
      @Hutchins24Wiccan Pƙed 3 lety +14

      @@icarlos3640 *mirage

  • @sebastianboeddinghaus3505
    @sebastianboeddinghaus3505 Pƙed 4 lety +8230

    "But look at her! who would want to top Coco" gets me every time and my parents don't get it

    • @gaviriak
      @gaviriak Pƙed 4 lety +63

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
      Best Line EVER !

    • @lromanfloril
      @lromanfloril Pƙed 4 lety +218

      I think Jinkx created that line in that moment. I don’t think that she’ll know that Coco will be Top lol 😝

    • @andreamonsoon4532
      @andreamonsoon4532 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@lromanfloril ability 😅😂

    • @nicolebobis1132
      @nicolebobis1132 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      Actually Coco's joke was one of my favorites đŸ˜…đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

    • @cheriekat
      @cheriekat Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I’m not that good in English so I don’t get it, can somebody explain it please?

  • @SarahZ
    @SarahZ Pƙed 5 lety +8376

    It’s so weird to see Alyssa back then before she realized she was really funny and how to channel that

    • @wills5945
      @wills5945 Pƙed 5 lety +727

      Sarah Z tbh “don’t get bitter, just get better” *mic screech* is so freakin iconic.

    • @soaribb32
      @soaribb32 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      I love you

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. Pƙed 3 lety +249

      Yea, the editing did Alyssa NO favors. They were making her out to be thinking that all her dud attempts at "jokes" were the funniest things ever. I am glad, though, that she was able to find the right way to get her comedy chops in order.

    • @joseph6459
      @joseph6459 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      Tbh I laughed 😭 but some of the things she said where mean.

    • @nicolebobis1132
      @nicolebobis1132 Pƙed 3 lety

      Truelalu!

  • @ASH-so7wp
    @ASH-so7wp Pƙed 4 lety +2605

    "Its gonna be hard to top Coco"
    "But, look at her who would wanna top Coco"đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @lanal7866
    @lanal7866 Pƙed 3 lety +1923

    alaska's writing and delivery is so spot on, she's a natural. jinkx too.

  • @CekaDStar
    @CekaDStar Pƙed 5 lety +7704

    You know damn well the editors put in that microphone feed noise to be shady during Alyssa's set

    • @ajas136
      @ajas136 Pƙed 5 lety +304

      Well that and they cut the mic since Alyssa took too long XD.

    • @jolbarjl
      @jolbarjl Pƙed 5 lety +177

      Congratulations Alissa Edwards. You murdered everybody this roast. And you are the winner of this week's challenge

    • @downtown82
      @downtown82 Pƙed 4 lety +237

      That’s the problem with this show. They create the winners and the losers. It’s not about doing your best as a contestant.

    • @downtown82
      @downtown82 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      Pierre Tonto I don’t want to ask if you know anything about production work? In a professional environment this does not happen without the sound people saying: stop, we have to adjust and start over again.

    • @pptonto
      @pptonto Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@downtown82 would they make her start over her roast though? the mic was already screeching when she pretty much breathed her opening act down into the mic. having to do it over would have thrown off her momentum, no?

  • @TwistedThunderKittie
    @TwistedThunderKittie Pƙed 4 lety +1069

    alyssa actually had me rolling on the floor. she missed the entire point and just insulted people directly LOL

    • @cocokenn95
      @cocokenn95 Pƙed rokem +8

      LMAOOO I love all kinds of humor & she is one

  • @scottsummers4234
    @scottsummers4234 Pƙed 2 lety +2154

    "You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael"
    That line secured Coco's win 😂😂😂

  • @gagahusband
    @gagahusband Pƙed 4 lety +5154

    Alaska and Jinkx slayed no surprise there

    • @cd6773
      @cd6773 Pƙed 3 lety +198

      Anony Mous N CoCo, I loveddddd her.

    • @jeanyveskimbunda7465
      @jeanyveskimbunda7465 Pƙed 3 lety +82

      Coco too racist

    • @Tay-rv7dc
      @Tay-rv7dc Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Duh

    • @MartyBru06
      @MartyBru06 Pƙed 3 lety +69

      Coco too and Detox (her jokes were great but delivery not so good)

    • @gregap8282
      @gregap8282 Pƙed 3 lety +80

      Coco was better than all of them combined

  • @latrellcasey1544
    @latrellcasey1544 Pƙed 5 lety +4400

    Alyssa killed me with the: “DONT get bitter, get better.”

    • @chrisbuckley1785
      @chrisbuckley1785 Pƙed 2 lety +44

      And what she was saying was bitter as hell. đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @remyparaskovia5499
      @remyparaskovia5499 Pƙed 2 lety

      Killed what ?
      She sucked

    • @cole7726
      @cole7726 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@remyparaskovia5499 they said "killed *me* " meaning they laughed...people are allowed to have different reactions than you

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Well she failed is this one so she was bitter after that đŸ˜…đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

    • @cole7726
      @cole7726 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 she wasn't though...she took it well, understood the critiques, and gave an amazing LSFYL lmaooo

  • @arandomphoenix7005
    @arandomphoenix7005 Pƙed 3 lety +1909

    "I hope you're having the time of your life, because, you don't have much time left" Is truly the SICKEST roast EVER honestly.

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +108

      I love how Michelle's face was like "oof is that a bit much" and meanwhile Ru was just wheezing 😆

    • @nicolebobis1132
      @nicolebobis1132 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      For me that line I hope that you are having time of your life because you don't have much time left is truly something.

    • @malfos
      @malfos Pƙed 2 lety +5

      detox went in! đŸ€Ł

    • @user-ug2oz8fj1q
      @user-ug2oz8fj1q Pƙed 2 lety +7

      The delivery topped it off

  • @cikotan6994
    @cikotan6994 Pƙed 4 lety +3599

    Can't stop thinking about Roxxxy has another wig inside her wig...

    • @jamescarstairs3384
      @jamescarstairs3384 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      She didn't have it yet

    • @melissacarr4844
      @melissacarr4844 Pƙed 3 lety +64

      @@jamescarstairs3384 actually she did because it made her hair look bigger, reason why it was under their in the first place.

    • @jamescarstairs3384
      @jamescarstairs3384 Pƙed 3 lety +55

      @@melissacarr4844 she hid the wig during Untucked, not before. I commented that back then because Alaska said it on Race Chaser

    • @bonzai2203
      @bonzai2203 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@jamescarstairs3384 *hid

    • @jamescarstairs3384
      @jamescarstairs3384 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@bonzai2203 thanks grammar nazi :), i'm someone who doesn't speak english and was typing fast

  • @lanal7866
    @lanal7866 Pƙed 3 lety +2306

    alyssa's set is the perfect disaster, the mic feed back, awkward pauses, alyssa laughing at her own jokes, "can i get a gaymen?", "don't get bitter, just get better"

    • @fureyize
      @fureyize Pƙed 3 lety +197

      I’ve always suspected that the mic feedback was added later.

    • @cors2526
      @cors2526 Pƙed rokem +21

      I’m really happy she came into her comedy chops. Her All Stars snatch game, comedy challenges, roasts etc had me in stitches. I love watching her improve over the years because it really exemplifies that drag takes skill, training, and talent!

    • @thecurlythomas
      @thecurlythomas Pƙed rokem +7

      why did she get so close to the mic wtf

    • @NadeTheFun
      @NadeTheFun Pƙed rokem +15

      Santino Rice what do hell do you know about winning something

    • @vincentfreddoyle7555
      @vincentfreddoyle7555 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

      I don’t think it was that bad, editing is magic

  • @gottmeeek
    @gottmeeek Pƙed 3 lety +351

    Detox's " wasn't he delightful " kills me every time

    • @Mendejito
      @Mendejito Pƙed 2 lety +11

      He tried his best 😂

  • @cheetahkin
    @cheetahkin Pƙed 4 lety +669

    5:56 Jinkx losing it at Detox's joke and clicking her fingers was my fave bit

  • @pimpastato89
    @pimpastato89 Pƙed 3 lety +331

    “Santino Rice, what the hell do you know about winning something?!.... can I get a gay man?”
    CLASSIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 Pƙed 5 lety +1645

    Some of these gave me secondhand embarrassment.

  • @maximillianleon2958
    @maximillianleon2958 Pƙed 3 lety +1082

    Alyssa used the roast as an excuse to go straight up for Santino’s head

  • @briansherrod1916
    @briansherrod1916 Pƙed 4 lety +2190

    Detox had some funny ass jokes but I wished they connected more without the cursing.

    • @dennisvillaflor3359
      @dennisvillaflor3359 Pƙed 4 lety +96

      Brian Sherrod even if she just took out the curse words, she would have done well.

    • @devon1777
      @devon1777 Pƙed 4 lety +172

      they said that in her critique of this episode. and it’s sad cus her jokes really were funny

    • @MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives
      @MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives Pƙed 3 lety +129

      She just needed to lighten up and have fun with it, she’s naturally really funny when she’s relaxed and being herself

    • @EuroMIX2
      @EuroMIX2 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I feel like if she'd been better put together she would have been a contender to win.

    • @attitudemusic3314
      @attitudemusic3314 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Probably producers made her do it. Remember the show is written. They have to do stuff for drama, give people something to talk about.

  • @williwildfang8032
    @williwildfang8032 Pƙed 4 lety +2191

    I thought I had auditioned for Rupauuuul's NNNNNNEXT (SCREECH) Drag Kwueen of the yeeaar (SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH) Little did I know I was walking into the LARGEST crossdressing convention of all tiiiiime. But this is about you mother Ru (lip smack) . FROM......the cracked out nights in the bathroooooom or the cracking of your voice at every live performance! THIS was the beeest bunch of people you could get to come juuuuudge? Can I get a gaymen? (Shade sound) Santino Rice what the hell do you know about winning something? But you and Coco Montrese do share something in cooooommon K and that's not only your foolish wardrobe but being a runner uuuup. Don't get bitter.......just get better (SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH) I thank you and good night.
    ICONIC

    • @silvestresilva9390
      @silvestresilva9390 Pƙed 4 lety +77

      thank you so much, i've been looking for this all over the internet 😭💀

    • @williwildfang8032
      @williwildfang8032 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@silvestresilva9390 No problem😚

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 Pƙed 4 lety +59

      omg thx so much for the lyrics I been lookin for these

    • @ishanidutta
      @ishanidutta Pƙed 4 lety +17

      Can you do Coco's part as well. I have never really understood that.

    • @anarchistcatowner
      @anarchistcatowner Pƙed 3 lety +38

      how did they not laugh at "can i get a gaymen" ????!!!

  • @bombastix6449
    @bombastix6449 Pƙed 3 lety +429

    “The Hindenburg disaster nearly destroyed her Bat Mitzvah” LMAO

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      This is where i realised how WITTY Alaska is!!! Funny as hell 😅😅😅 i wonder how many young gays have a clue what Hindenburg was tho đŸ€Ł

    • @ala_dine2709
      @ala_dine2709 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I didnt understand it, can someone 😱

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@ala_dine2709 Hindenburg disaster happened in 1937, therefore Grandma Ru would be like 80+ years old :)
      the Bat Mitzvah (a Jewish ritual for young boys) bit is a mystery to me tho - Ru sure isn't Jewish, but he has been shown wearing Jewish stuff at points... maybe Alaska knows more than we do lol

    • @remyparaskovia5499
      @remyparaskovia5499 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@charliez077 not many , and not Katy , alyssa or Tatiana Fans for sure
      All of them Are stupid

  • @craisins95
    @craisins95 Pƙed 3 lety +168

    I constantly quote “please stop immediately” in that same cadence and tone. Alaska killed it in this roast.

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. Pƙed 3 lety +640

    "RuPaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is PUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!"
    Okay, THAT joke stole the show for me!

  • @yadhirarosas6202
    @yadhirarosas6202 Pƙed 5 lety +2501

    Tell me why Coco sounded like Eddie Murphy in Shrek as Donkey.

    • @PatrickCervantez
      @PatrickCervantez Pƙed 4 lety +61

      Coco was the Donkey to Alyssa's Shrek in this challenge.

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 Pƙed 4 lety +87

      they don’t sound alike at all.... they just speak using AAVE. white people shouldnt be allowed to speak sometimes.

    • @heartlacies
      @heartlacies Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@lilithjade4363 Ain't that the truth.

    • @gregap8282
      @gregap8282 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      @@lilithjade4363 amen, that comparison was so annoying and lowkey racist

    • @allessandmegchannel
      @allessandmegchannel Pƙed rokem

      Annoying asf

  • @virgo5365
    @virgo5365 Pƙed 5 lety +508

    idk how but i know EVERY word of Alyssas routine 💀😭

  • @SamuelathonFord
    @SamuelathonFord Pƙed 4 lety +396

    6:37 you can hear Ru's laugh but she just sitting there chilling lol

    • @m20047
      @m20047 Pƙed 4 lety +79

      Sam Ford Thats season 5 editing for you lmao 💀

  • @camilogalvez7236
    @camilogalvez7236 Pƙed 3 lety +193

    “Its gonna be hard to top coco.
    But look at her, Who would want to top coco”
    I swear this kill me every fucking time .

  • @emilyhighfill1019
    @emilyhighfill1019 Pƙed 5 lety +220

    CaN I gEt a GaY-MaN

  • @filipzawistowski8552
    @filipzawistowski8552 Pƙed 5 lety +3594

    The Michelle Mirage joke was so goddamned awful.

    • @een4964
      @een4964 Pƙed 4 lety +250

      Delivery might have made it better but it was bad.

    • @redneon06
      @redneon06 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    • @sethh1943
      @sethh1943 Pƙed 4 lety +71

      She’s just a weak queen that relies on her look vs her wits. Not as smart without her ig filters.

    • @jordaningram441
      @jordaningram441 Pƙed 4 lety +94

      I thought it was funny just cuz how awkward it was

    • @magtism5738
      @magtism5738 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      I didn't get it

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe Pƙed 4 lety +418

    I actually like the “don’t get bitter, just get better” line

    • @yellowhouse4911
      @yellowhouse4911 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      Thats my quote in my yearbook lmao

    • @juliamiller5120
      @juliamiller5120 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      It was a great line. But in comedy, timing is everything and her timing was so off.

    • @remyparaskovia5499
      @remyparaskovia5499 Pƙed 2 lety

      You have no idea What " Funny " Means
      Idiot

  • @intergalacticotter
    @intergalacticotter Pƙed 3 lety +285

    It actually *infuriates* me what an underrated queen Coco is.

    • @intergalacticotter
      @intergalacticotter Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @John Doe um I don't know why you brought up Jinkx which I'm huge fan of but ok lol

    • @chadabouttodie9824
      @chadabouttodie9824 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@intergalacticotter lmao all of this idiot comments are hate comments... choices... not great ones

    • @allessandmegchannel
      @allessandmegchannel Pƙed rokem

      She’s literally overrated but ok lmao

  • @unstoppableneedle
    @unstoppableneedle Pƙed 3 lety +146

    when jinx said “period.” i criiiiieeeeed. i’m still crying. the delivery was perfect. coco’s was also hilarious but i laughed more at rupaul’s reaction 😂😂😂😂

  • @lloromannc
    @lloromannc Pƙed 4 lety +118

    alaska cracked me up

  • @ryohry
    @ryohry Pƙed 2 lety +62

    0:56 “RuPaul is so old that when she opens her legs, all you hear is *paaaaaaaaaaa* “ gets me allllllll the time

  • @Mendejito
    @Mendejito Pƙed 2 lety +27

    Detox is honestly super underrated in this. Her “wasn’t he delightful” and “he tried his best” kill me so much

  • @t.e.burgos3263
    @t.e.burgos3263 Pƙed 5 lety +155

    WOW...it was amazing how it went from triumphant (Alaska) to disastrous (Roxxxy) in two seconds. Alaska made RU and Michelle cackle maniacally from laughter while Roxxy made them...cringe and look puzzled.

  • @maddiej2165
    @maddiej2165 Pƙed 2 lety +64

    Coco’s set was actually so good, followed by Jinkx. I was crying of laughter the enter time

    • @gildatheplant
      @gildatheplant Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

      Coco was really smart to come up with a character. She knew that comedy was not normally one of her strengths, so she found a way to be more comfortable with it. For me, it was the highlight of her run because we knew she was stylish and a great dancer, but this really showed her versatility.

  • @chandlerbing7136
    @chandlerbing7136 Pƙed 3 lety +40

    “good evening ladies and gentlemennnn wasn’t he delightful? god bless him he tried his hardest” Detox murdered!!! 😭

  • @jurgenkaci5631
    @jurgenkaci5631 Pƙed 3 lety +52

    'You knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael' gets me everytime

  • @laurarigby2261
    @laurarigby2261 Pƙed rokem +84

    "Michelle's favourite movie in the world is Showgirls. And much like Nomi Malone she relies on the talents of her black friend."
    Best joke ever 😂😂😂

  • @dannyarroyo774
    @dannyarroyo774 Pƙed 5 lety +651

    Bro Alyssa was so funny idk why there wasn’t more laughs

    • @jolbarjl
      @jolbarjl Pƙed 5 lety +36

      She was savage

    • @strive8793
      @strive8793 Pƙed 4 lety +129

      It was the delivery that was off

    • @kyleenglot9184
      @kyleenglot9184 Pƙed 4 lety +87

      While a roast can be crass and harsh most of the time it's followed up with a humorous approach. The problem with Alyssa's set was that she just said a lot of things that sounded mean without following with humour or a punch line. Farrah Moan had that problem on the Michelle Visage roast as well.

    • @ToyotaKudoFan
      @ToyotaKudoFan Pƙed 3 lety +37

      She was funny because her roast was bad, not because it was good

    • @nikgeo8690
      @nikgeo8690 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I liked her a lot tbh...

  • @donotcumforme6021
    @donotcumforme6021 Pƙed 3 lety +644

    Detox was funny too but the overuse of the f word just made it awkward đŸ€”

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      The beginning was awkward but she sure slayed after that!

    • @sarahswitchblade259
      @sarahswitchblade259 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      Idk if she purposely did it or if she was just really nervous. She seemed nervous

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Vulgarity and swears can be so funny when done right, and that was a great example of the swearing just detracting from the humour. Such a funny performance, but the swears just made it feel so uncomfortable.

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ Pƙed 3 lety +7

      detoxs performance was such a rollercoaster

  • @yee6870
    @yee6870 Pƙed 3 lety +68

    season 5 had so much star quality

  • @geenalawrence8338
    @geenalawrence8338 Pƙed 3 lety +61

    Detox would’ve definitely been the funniest had she not cursed so much and not been nervous.
    “You don’t have much time left”
    I C O N I C 😂

  • @thecurlythomas
    @thecurlythomas Pƙed rokem +7

    this is peak drag race

  • @SlightlyBittah
    @SlightlyBittah Pƙed 5 lety +202

    Was it me or did Alyssa’s make me cackle the hardest? LOL

    • @RA-fn7ks
      @RA-fn7ks Pƙed 3 lety +11

      The way she did NOT know she was bombing is just so amazing to me

    • @jeanrowe9562
      @jeanrowe9562 Pƙed 2 lety

      It had to b u bc Alyssa BOMBED

    • @RA-fn7ks
      @RA-fn7ks Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@jeanrowe9562 no Alyssa’s was the funniest

  • @evs6417
    @evs6417 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    "heels so high, he looks like he on New Orleans at hurricane Katrina "

  • @kevinmesa4299
    @kevinmesa4299 Pƙed 3 lety +55

    Coco & Jinx ATE

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I'm not even a diehard Alaska fan but she did too girl

  • @Strawberrypuffbar
    @Strawberrypuffbar Pƙed rokem +38

    RIP Leslie Jordan. You will be missed dearly.

  • @furyzxzx
    @furyzxzx Pƙed rokem +8

    "Michelle Visage is so full of seamen ..
    Period."
    LMAO

  • @symphonyeliza3525
    @symphonyeliza3525 Pƙed 5 lety +303

    I love that Ru can laugh at herself.

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Pƙed 5 lety +53

      It's easy to laugh at yourself when you're richer than all the people roasting you. Just saying.

    • @srcarapan
      @srcarapan Pƙed 4 lety +5

      She laughs at basically anything xd

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@srcarapan nah often she just goes 😬

  • @Mattmerrison
    @Mattmerrison Pƙed 2 lety +13

    Detox’s Nomi Malone joke - genius 💀

  • @meganxo3472
    @meganxo3472 Pƙed 5 lety +232

    Alyssa is just naturally so funny

    • @tal9139
      @tal9139 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Yeah you can see it here huh

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@tal9139 well you can - she bombed this toast but unlike with 99% bombing queens it's still funny/adorable bc it's Alyssa

  • @GreenMagicMachine
    @GreenMagicMachine Pƙed 3 lety +29

    This entire episode is so iconic. This reading challenge? The first wig reveal? The double stay drag family moment?

  • @loonas
    @loonas Pƙed 2 lety +6

    santino not being able to take a joke

  • @ksagamergirl1945
    @ksagamergirl1945 Pƙed 4 lety +73

    3:10 i can’t 😂😂

  • @charliez077
    @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    Alaska and Coco imo slayed the most (Jinx was great too) but Detox would be 100% up there if it wasn't for the nervous start
    'because you don't have much time left' is ICONIC :DDD

  • @johnvincentquiobe7014
    @johnvincentquiobe7014 Pƙed 3 lety +103

    *coco is iconic*

  • @ianhimmelstein5915
    @ianhimmelstein5915 Pƙed rokem +8

    Rip Leslie Jordon

  • @auhsz9140
    @auhsz9140 Pƙed rokem +11

    Rip Leslie ❀

  • @eduardoglezalvarado3503
    @eduardoglezalvarado3503 Pƙed 3 lety +54

    6:39 you can still hear Ru's laugh but he's just smiling when the camera hits him

  • @denissewoo
    @denissewoo Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Detox jokes are GOLD

    • @benjaminmorales8554
      @benjaminmorales8554 Pƙed rokem +1

      woulda won if she delivered them better. But to me she had the best jokes, LOVE HER sm

  • @ruggedestb
    @ruggedestb Pƙed rokem +9

    rip leslie jordan

  •  Pƙed 3 lety +37

    Coco, Jinkx and Alaska... The best of the best!.

  • @joshuaramirez5927
    @joshuaramirez5927 Pƙed 5 lety +804

    They edit Ru’s reactions so much it’s crazy. Wonder how she REALLY acted at all these jokes đŸ€«đŸ€­đŸ˜¶

    • @ellimistiquekrystal
      @ellimistiquekrystal Pƙed 5 lety +245

      She said that this was actually her favorite episode, lip sync included.

    • @MiuXiu
      @MiuXiu Pƙed 5 lety +311

      You can actually see at the end where they edited the clip of her not laughing and just sitting there staring and smiling and they have the sound of her cackling playing 6:40

    • @Mashiris
      @Mashiris Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Hannah Battin 😂😂💀

    • @renatobonito1521
      @renatobonito1521 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@MiuXiu oh God

    • @tal9139
      @tal9139 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Ellimistique Krystal I think Ru just does drag race because it's entertaining; if he could he would just have everyone do a roast every week, it's just that the bad ones like alyssa really hurt

  • @lizzytytysgirl36
    @lizzytytysgirl36 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    That “Michelle was Michael” comment made me go into a rabbit hole searching if Michelle had ever been a Michael xD

  • @Paarthurnax_
    @Paarthurnax_ Pƙed 2 lety +9

    "you knew Michelle when Michelle was Michael." đŸ€Ł my fave.

  • @ant-pn3vg
    @ant-pn3vg Pƙed 5 lety +151

    *NEXT DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR**

  • @brittanybroskifan
    @brittanybroskifan Pƙed 5 lety +160

    1:28 *another reason why Alaska left RoLaskaTox*

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. Pƙed 4 lety +23

      And not just because it's a group name that sounds like a prescription medication that comes with more side effects than it should? I mean seriously, I see that name and all I hear is: "Ask your doctor about prescription RoLaskaTox today."

    • @Felipe-im4bo
      @Felipe-im4bo Pƙed 3 lety +3

      She never left
      They disbanded

  • @orgastic_desire
    @orgastic_desire Pƙed 2 lety +9

    "PANTS SO HIGH, HE LOOK LIKE HE IN NEW ORLEANS IN HURRICANE KATRINA, GURL" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @ian4599
    @ian4599 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    I've seen this so many times and only just understood the New Orleans joke that Coco made. Brilliant.

  • @jboww2121
    @jboww2121 Pƙed 3 lety +857

    santino was so pointless on this show i’m glad they replaced him. i don’t even mind ross and carson

    • @brittanybiddle5530
      @brittanybiddle5530 Pƙed 3 lety +134

      Same. I always hated santino since project runway. But I like Carson and Ross.

    • @AndrewMacLaine
      @AndrewMacLaine Pƙed 3 lety +144

      He was brought on early and had a reputation for being bitchy and over-accessorizing his designs. Remember, Drag Race was considered Indie and wasn't expected to become the institution it is today, so the first seasons were lucky to get judges with any name at all. I mean, had you ever heard of Merle Ginsburg? So in a way, it shows a lot of friendly loyalty to have kept him for as long as they did.

    • @brittanybiddle5530
      @brittanybiddle5530 Pƙed 3 lety +40

      Andrew MacLaine I was just realizing this last night. I’m watching season 2 for the first time (bc i thought the oldest seasons wouldn’t be that great but I’m realizing some of my faves got their start on that season) and I realized I never knew who Merle is and I can’t help but just think Santino is undressing the queens with his eyes the whole time :/

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Pƙed 3 lety +73

      I'm rewatching old seasons and i don't mind Santino at all. Tbh the "funny puns" overload in newer seasons is getting on my nerves sometimes and Santino didn't try as hard as Carson/Ross sometimes do (tho i respect them both)

    • @brittanybiddle5530
      @brittanybiddle5530 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      charlie z yeah I can get that. People have different senses of humor and sometimes the puns are a little cringe

  • @sarahbee3d
    @sarahbee3d Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Alaska, Jinkx and Coco absolutely SLAUGHTERED this challenge

  • @cleo5364
    @cleo5364 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    Alaska and Jinkx are seriously so smart and funny, ain't no one doing it like them💅

  • @nickwheeler5396
    @nickwheeler5396 Pƙed 5 lety +547

    Best to worst:
    Coco
    Alaska
    Jinkx
    Detox
    Ivy
    Alyssa
    Roxxxy

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia Pƙed 4 lety +28

      I actually didn't like Coco

    • @meowingflowers5510
      @meowingflowers5510 Pƙed 4 lety +32

      Amie SilentHill well everyone else did

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @@meowingflowers5510 everyone? That's a bit of an exaggeration I think. I doubt you know what everyone else thinks...
      She was just boring to me, idk.

    • @andrewmark2783
      @andrewmark2783 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@1amieosia Coco's material, unlike Alaska, Jinx and Detox who- were funny, because they're funny Queens- recycled material that's been done...

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@andrewmark2783 maybe but Coco's sucked worse in my opinion.

  • @mcmahel19
    @mcmahel19 Pƙed rokem +5

    RIP Leslie

  • @yuhhhleca8732
    @yuhhhleca8732 Pƙed 3 lety +29

    Dang, Coco is truly set the roast bar too high

  • @Nina-uc7yp
    @Nina-uc7yp Pƙed 3 lety +11

    the line "thank you for having me here, i've never been out the house" had me in tears

  • @iain9757
    @iain9757 Pƙed 5 lety +246

    I ... think this might be the best Roast they’ve done ?

  • @zalkkareita9017
    @zalkkareita9017 Pƙed rokem +5

    6:09 this is the funniest part of the entire roast to me

  • @jeremyely
    @jeremyely Pƙed rokem +4

    alyssa is so iconic

  • @fureyize
    @fureyize Pƙed 3 lety +97

    I find Alyssa funny even when she’s not funny.

  • @sophullacrap
    @sophullacrap Pƙed 3 lety +18

    "you would know" BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @trevormassett4812
    @trevormassett4812 Pƙed 3 lety +133

    unpopular opinion: Alyssa's roast was iconic and so funny and if she said the same stuff now the entire audience would be crying

  • @marthal8862
    @marthal8862 Pƙed rokem +11

    Rest in eternal peace Leslie darling!

  • @luisotaviodeangelesdias1865
    @luisotaviodeangelesdias1865 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    "I thought i have auditioned for Rupaul's next DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR (mic whizzle)", i actually love this scene

  • @sterlingross919
    @sterlingross919 Pƙed 5 lety +45

    6:15 was an amazing drag 😂

  • @lanal7866
    @lanal7866 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    alyssa bombed so hard it was funny.... "can i get a gayman?" LMAOOOO

  • @thoseriseofkingdomsadswith972

    This episode was fucking iconic.
    Alaska and Jinkx doing great as expected.
    Coco pulling a sneak attack and winning.
    Detox and Ivy doing well.
    Alyssa and Roxxxy doing garbage and serving in the lipsync with the wig on wig reveal.

  • @galaxymedia7252
    @galaxymedia7252 Pƙed rokem +7

    alaska, detox and coco KILLED this

  • @roarnoroar
    @roarnoroar Pƙed 3 lety +400

    Roxxxy is so consistently bad that i feel sorry for her

    • @maura0026
      @maura0026 Pƙed 3 lety +51

      She's gorgeous and the girl can really sew...just not personable.at.all

    • @callumswords1524
      @callumswords1524 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      She was bad on season 5 but a sweetheart on AS

    • @Tay-rv7dc
      @Tay-rv7dc Pƙed 3 lety

      Yes lol

    • @hamzaelm7010
      @hamzaelm7010 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      @@callumswords1524 she was in the bottom 5 times on AS

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@hamzaelm7010 They Meant Personality Wise

  •  Pƙed 3 lety +4

    « Wasn’t HE delightful ? » đŸ€ŻđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @hurl968
    @hurl968 Pƙed rokem +4

    "Wasn't he delightful?" Get's me everytime đŸ€Ł

  • @michaelalexanderrikel79
    @michaelalexanderrikel79 Pƙed rokem +14

    I came here as soon as I heard about his untimely demise...
    R.I.P. Leslie Jordan...

  • @teamogaga
    @teamogaga Pƙed rokem +7

    R.I.P LEGEND LESLIE JORDAN 🕊

  • @PunkForAReason
    @PunkForAReason Pƙed 4 lety +22

    0:34
    I never quite catched it but did Alaska say "Rup-old"? 😂😂

  • @Geneparmesan
    @Geneparmesan Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Detox’s joke are so funny and I love the swearing. This is my favorite roast

  • @angelzb21
    @angelzb21 Pƙed rokem +6

    RIP Leslie Jordan đŸ€

  • @honeyclove
    @honeyclove Pƙed 4 lety +14

    Santino Rice WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WINNING SOMETHING!!!!
    Dead đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜†đŸ€Ł xD

  • @ibrav7979
    @ibrav7979 Pƙed rokem +6

    Rip Leslie Jordan