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#TranslateTuesdays
0:00 Intro
0:14 Translating: oi
1:23 Translating: fy
2:34 Translating: es
2:55 End screen
Once again google translate has broken so hard it doesn’t even speak English anymore
😂👌
o k
Souka.
_o k_
Vodka :D
Of course. The next logical ingredient for transitions: Cheese.
*c h e e s e*
*e g g*
*c h e g*
*c h e e g g*
*e g g e s e*
"I have grown up"
"thighs thighs thighs"
as a teen this is accuarate
LOL
I feel hurt
fr💀💀
the fact that its true
“I am growing too little”
This broke all my brain cells
Best statements of the year by Google:
*"I have grown up!"*
*"Thighs, Thighs, Thighs"*
MAMMA MIA
Yeeeeeeeee
I am growing INCREASINGLY *ANGRY*
this basically shows how every teenager became after growing up
SUCH P00
Ah yes, my favorite language : CZcams link
czcams.com/video/fC7oUOUEEi4/video.html
I memorise the link already lol
This is edited so no one will know what I has written
Oh
@@kmm3409 shhh people don't know
Me: *cough, cough*.....
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovocanocconiosis.....
Pardon my Russian 🤧🙂
@@sillygoof2473 show off 🤧🙂
猫のジョークを教えてシスターレニーソフィア hehe
ŒÄĖÅ is this okay russianas?
I’ll define it for you! It’s a lung condition caused by the inhalation of volcanic ash. I work in the medical field, and it’s actually the longest word in the English language
@@sillygoof2473 You look nice and not a show off to me 🙂
Childhood = I am growing to little
Adulthood = I am growing too fast
Teenagehood = *I am growing increasingly angry*
true
1:17 set playback speed to 2x
Random typek: I want you to translate to English please
Google translate: *Russian anthem plays*
Да
@@user-zj5hf6jg4c I know what that means
@@bulletgamess5051 heh)
Я ем сыр
Англичане, кто это видит попробуйте перевести :) если перевели пишите.... хм..... что-то крутое :D
Imagine being a doctor, and being able to say fluently that your patient has pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Olivia Villar I’ll hate him and get the knife:(
I can say it fluently I’m not a doctor
Mohammad alnemer well then you’re lungs would hurt when you’re in jail
@TheBestAuthor *your lungs
Mohammad alnemer then you’d diagnose your doctor with death.
1:17 me and the cult of ctulhu trying to summon ctulhu's brother
Also 1:42
0:43
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
The third language listed is a CZcams link to "Get Stick Bugged"
Jtoh player spotted
lol i got stick bugged too
Lol i was wondering what that link was about! 🤣
Ack I got stick bugged
L o l
Why would I bother typing out Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus?
Oh wait
Life hack:
You open on google, type "10 longest words english", find Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and copy-paste it here.
Why does it sound like sickness?
I actually know how to pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
1:15 had me dying 🤣🤣 the abruptness of it...
“I am growing too fast.”
“I am growing too little…”
“ *I A M G R O W I N G I N C R E A S I N G L Y A N G R Y* “
Hey look! The old "Wiwiwiwiwiwi" returned in "wewewewewewewewewewewe"
Man I always look forward to Tuesdays due to the translate Tuesdays.
Now with the special "Wednesday edition"!
@@vlco_o We(wewewewewewewewewewe)dnesday edition?
Every weeb when they see a cute anime girl:
*THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS*
Cheers, I drink to that
Yes and I am proud of it
as a weeb, i agree
why is this so relatable
Claire Boucher
Culture
I have been on a binge of these videos for the past ten minutes and my jugular vein is starting to hurt from laughing! Great work, dude! :)
Me when my college teacher can't stay focused on the lecture: 1:35
Random Typek: doesn’t upload Translate Tuesday on a Tuesday
Me: *I A M G R O W I N G I N C R E A S I N G L Y A N G R I E R*
He uploads a "We(wewewewewewewewewewewewe)dnesday edition" instead...
*Happy BEEP noises.*
@@heinrich.hitzinger yeeeeeeaaaah
ANGERY XD
@@heinrich.hitzinger BİP*
2:16 My last brain cell during a test:
When you have your English test*
Omgggg
Lol
Yeah I can relate
weweweweweweweren himthethethethethethethe he spake him! and they are not troubled, yea,
When google translate is so broken it teaches you enchanting table language 1:47
That’s Hebrew script lmao
@@KnowledgeOfThePastalso the fact that some people STILL don't know that the "enchanting table script" is standard galactic alphabet still amazes me
No one:
Moms: *_"I am growing increasingly angry"_*
Only one thing to say:
*песене очень мобильный и он мобилни*
I made it
****ting**** Egg.
Lol ٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و
@@Sami-__- Apparently you are magic enough to have one comment be 4 comments
the song is very mobile and is mobile, thanks proper "google translate"
me: Oh what a nice youtube li-
video: *"GET STICK BUGGED LOL"*
me: ...
theyounglighrhouseboi (soelle wrong.)
We call it *GET DUNKED ON*
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html beautiful cheese
@@alexdog57 you'd think people would learn to recognise that link by now lol
Aleks - 57 RICK ROLL WORNING
Teacher: The test isn’t confusing
The test: 2:06
2:33 C H E G G
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🥵🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
Mario: **screams**
CZcams subtitles: [Music]
CZcams: why are you booing me I’m right
yes youtube, such banger music
Translate “ui” from Hawaiian to French. It will take a while, but you’ll start to get weird results mixed in
@AaronB 24034 i am french and can thoroughly confirm this is not normal
@AaronB 24034 the first part speaks about breathing vertebrae
uiuiuiA̴̬͌͌̀̀̾́̅̈́͝ͅĀ̴̝̱̤͉̰̱͖̱͚̻̈́̿͊̅̂̓A̷̧̨͔̫̒́̋̓Ą̶̢͚̙͙͙͉̈́͒̒̉̀̉̑͜Ą̷͓̻̖̭͕̅̋̀̈́́͊̾̚Ą̸̢̱̗̥͍̤̻̑͐̂Ä̷̦̤͎̙́̿͛̏͑̓́̉̑͝ͅÅ̶̛̰͍̣̳̠̜͚̓͑̃́̕͝À̶̬Ȁ̵̢̧̺̻̞̠͈̘̠̣̾̽̀̈́͋̐A̴̧͍̻̥̥̮͖̟̤̾͌ͅȀ̵͔͊͗̇̍̊̅͗Á̸̧̢̢͔̭̜̠͖̂̈͜Ȧ̸̞̫̭͍̮Ą̴͉̟͈̙̳̦͚̱̽̈̚A̷̧̢̟͎̬̮͑͛A̷̺̘̘͔͚̦̟͕̎̈́͆͌A̷̟͈͒̑͑͗̇͆̄͗A̴̲͎̎̿̉͑̂̑̌̕͜À̸̼̹̪̱̺̝̯͎̜̈́̎̉͑̓̐͂ͅḀ̶̖͚̲̩͖̑͌ͅA̵̘͈̒̾̃̈̀̆̕͘͝A̵̧͉̬͉̱͛̀͒̂̐̑̀Ä̷̡̝͇̾͋̊A̶̭̫̅̋̐́́̑̏͝͝A̸̪͚̻͍̔̏͆͛͗̆͛͋̓͠ͅA̸͉͍͑̀͊͋̽̏̀A̵̭̣͎̩͕͎̐̉̃́̾̐Ạ̴̀̔͂A̸̜͋̀̇̈́͌̌A̶̡̢̲̱͖͔͉̱̩͐̂̿̊͠ͅA̷͎̱̜͔̱̱̤̣̚A̸̹̹͚̜̋̀̔̑̂̓͠A̵̖̞͆̓̅̓̎̎̕͝A̴͉̿͑̐̇́̅̈́͂̔͝A̴̛̫̲͍̱̼̯͈̩͖͒̈͐̔̅̕Á̸̫͐Ấ̷̢̫̣̱̰̞̟̯̞̄̒͌̆̚ͅA̴̢̪̯͎̰̜̪͇͕̍̇́̄̇̾͝ͅA̴̧̻̩͕͕̯͕̱͌̎̑̓͗̾ͅ
@@lilcutiegacha7013cool
@@tuyoufpazic5746 thx uiuiA̴̬͌͌̀̀̾́̅̈́͝ͅĀ̴̝̱̤͉̰̱͖̱͚̻̈́̿͊̅̂̓A̷̧̨͔̫̒́̋̓Ą̶̢͚̙͙͙͉̈́͒̒̉̀̉̑͜Ą̷͓̻̖̭͕̅̋̀̈́́͊̾̚Ą̸̢̱̗̥͍̤̻̑͐̂Ä̷̦̤͎̙́̿͛̏͑̓́̉̑͝ͅÅ̶̛̰͍̣̳̠̜͚̓͑̃́̕͝À̶̬Ȁ̵̢̧̺̻̞̠͈̘̠̣̾̽̀̈́͋̐A̴̧͍̻̥̥̮͖̟̤̾͌ͅȀ̵͔͊͗̇̍̊̅͗Á̸̧̢̢͔̭̜̠͖̂̈͜Ȧ̸̞̫̭͍̮Ą̴͉̟͈̙̳̦͚̱̽̈̚A̷̧̢̟͎̬̮͑͛A̷̺̘̘͔͚̦̟͕̎̈́͆͌A̷̟͈͒̑͑͗̇͆̄͗A̴̲͎̎̿̉͑̂̑̌̕͜À̸̼̹̪̱̺̝̯͎̜̈́̎̉͑̓̐͂ͅḀ̶̖͚̲̩͖̑͌ͅA̵̘͈̒̾̃̈̀̆̕͘͝A̵̧͉̬͉̱͛̀͒̂̐̑̀Ä̷̡̝͇̾͋̊A̶̭̫̅̋̐́́̑̏͝͝A̸̪͚̻͍̔̏͆͛͗̆͛͋̓͠ͅA̸͉͍͑̀͊͋̽̏̀A̵̭̣͎̩͕͎̐̉̃́̾̐Ạ̴̀̔͂A̸̜͋̀̇̈́͌̌A̶̡̢̲̱͖͔͉̱̩͐̂̿̊͠ͅA̷͎̱̜͔̱̱̤̣̚A̸̹̹͚̜̋̀̔̑̂̓͠A̵̖̞͆̓̅̓̎̎̕͝A̴͉̿͑̐̇́̅̈́͂̔͝A̴̛̫̲͍̱̼̯͈̩͖͒̈͐̔̅̕Á̸̫͐Ấ̷̢̫̣̱̰̞̟̯̞̄̒͌̆̚ͅA̴̢̪̯͎̰̜̪͇͕̍̇́̄̇̾͝ͅA̴̧̻̩͕͕̯͕̱͌̎̑̓͗̾ͅ
2:52 Giygas during the Earthbound final boss be like
0:53
Мы русские, с нами гугл переводчик =)
С нами мобилитранспорс)
(я Украинец (Im UA))
You know Google Translate is super confused when it starts speaking in Russian despite not being told to do
This is a moment where I’m proud to be apart of this generation
I know right
*A part. "Apart" would mean you are separate from this generation.
What makes this more funny is watching the subtitles having a seizure while trying to figure out what the fuck the video is saying lmfao
From 1:32-1:40 is childhood to adulthood in a nutshell
never forget The words of the great google translate: “ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” 😢 im sorry its just so inspirational
yayyayyayyayyayyayyay...
*C H E E S E*
E
G
G
Why is for me the sorry this is so inspierful part gone when i translate
This is one that I made with the language Hawaiian into English FreeOnlineOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOnOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO inOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in
2:10 What my mind sounds like when I am deciding what to have for lunch.
LOL🤣
Haha lol 😆😂
music included
1:15 = favorite part 😂
Me: This youtube link... it's kinda sus...
When I search this on Google: GET STICK BUGGED LOL
Boys at my school: **accidentally throws ball at my head**
Me: _can you don't?_
Boys: **does it again and again but this time on purpose**
Me: 1:36
c a n y o u d o n ' t
@Thatyounglighthouseboi u were on one of the google translate vids
You can make funny comments in Random Typek's videos
Well instead of thinking about the boys try to learn better English (and yes I am pretty late)
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO SAYS "can you don't?"
1:35 They've gained too much consciousness. The robo revolution's upon us.
*ROBOTS! starts playing*
*TAKE ME GOD!*
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳📸😳📸😳📸😳📸😳📸😳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
2:27
This point to the end of the chapter, the funniest.
In the video
0:06 you you you you you you you you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The people who disliked are the ones who don't grow.
Or who grow too fast. Or too little.
*DID YOU KNOW?*
Putting ü in german to english and pressing the "flip" button in the middle makes a never ending stream of ü. Cool.
Not anymore :(
@@JetFalcon710 rip.
00:39 PewDiePie thinking if he should make Google Translate videos or not
0:53: That "Get Stick Bugged LOL" CZcams link
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" Ah.... PRECISION
Nice profile pic 😏
Omg you two are meant to be
@@legonigeria27 kind of.
The better coinsidence happened under ROTTMNT amv, I met a person with Sans profile pic.
@@sati_the_swapshit Thanks
Ultramicroscopic pneumonosilicovolcanoconiosis
2:25
*well if u say so*
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Edit: fixed the spelling and *wow lots of likes*
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumo- ok i give up
@@theletterh6011 *pathetic*
@@theletterh6011 dude just copy-paste :Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I know how to say this word in real life!
Docter: sorry you have been diagnosed with a severe case of Preumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2:10 My brain in math class
Nobody:
Me talking to myself: I am growing to little
I AM GROWING INCREASINGLY ANGRY
same
Too*
"I am growing too little"
*holy music stops*
Edit: HOLY CRAP SO MANY LIKES THAT I'VE NEVER GOTTEN!!! Thank y'all so much :3
@RünerTheWolf 25 my dude
It's very cursed-
@RünerTheWolf 25 wow i feel very bad for you then
@RünerTheWolf 25 jeez fine.
You can't grow to a small size. That's called shrinking UnU
*I am growing increasingly angry*
*I AM GROWING INCREASINGLY ANGRY*
0:32
usernames in 2026 be like:
Lol
You will wait for 2 years man
1:38 - Me, when I never get what I want to do, well, just, done.
My epileptic friend liked the background so much, he's now dancing!
Oliver yeah I like when my epileptic friend does a funny dance on the floor!
A
@@shyeskyeskyeksye h
@@shyeskyeskyeksye thank you for your contribution
*I don't think he liked that*-
"Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily 2:41 Of Internet."
THOSETHOSETHOSE
Thys thys thys
Mamamia
Lol
Lol
Mario deeded at thighs thighs thighs
(0:22)
No one:
My grandma asking what I'm talking about: *"Heretherewherehere"*
(0:24)
No one:
My teacher when I turn in a crap essay: "*r e a l*sounding."
(0:38)
No one:
What I'm never doing: *t h i n k i n g*
(0:47)
Me: "I can hear colors."
My counselor: *Concerned*
Me: *"B L A C K S O U N D D A R K S O U N D B L A C K S I G H T E D L Y"*
(1:12)
My little sister who only listens to Alan Walker: "Can we turn on some music?"
Me: "Sure. What do you want to listen to?"
My sister: *"Fadein fade fade fade fade"*
(1:26)
My tall friend: "I grow"
Me, the literal shortest person at my school: *"I g r o w l"*
My tall friend: "I am growing too fast"
Me: *"I am growing too little"*
Me, jealous that all of my friends are over five feet while I'm not even 4'10" yet: *"I A M G R O W I N G I N C R E A S I N G L Y A N G R Y"*
My tall friend who's 6'3" and taller than everyone in the grade: *"I aM gRoWiNg EvEn MoRe"*
Me, giving up because I've stopped growing two years ago and I'll never be over 5 feet tall: *"I have grown up :')"*
(2:40)
No one:
My rich friend whenever we're shopping together: *"Those. These. That. That's that. Thatthosethosethosethosethosethosethosethosethosethosethosethose"*
Google Translator: the underscore the underscore the underscore
Me, a producer: okay, time to underscore...
0:49 after 100 episodes, you finally managed to properly break it. mazel tov, bro.
1:05 translation: “songs for cellphone cellphone cellphone cellphone cellphone (...? I don’t know what the ending is 🤷♀️”
cellphone
Cellphone
*Nokia tune*
0:55 Момент, когда начался нонсенс.
The moment, when the nonsence began.
кричать
everyone gangsta until translate starts speaking enchantment table
1:41 sounds like someone had a stroke while writing a bible verse
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:57 i got stickbugged by the link
Imagine not remembering the link
Is It older than rickroll?
@@hourshandhacker4194 nah
@@hourshandhacker4194 its new
Yeah, me too
1:16 When your microwave wants sacrifices at 3 am
When you are learning tipes of deseases and trying to write down what the teacher says, but then they go _Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis_
what the teacher hears when theres lots of students tryna ask a question at once : 2:00
This is the quality content I come to CZcams for. Mmmmm, *_YES._*
2:09 Captions literally just said ‘oh’ lmaoo
Google Translate: I can speak the language "CZcams Link"
Me: INSPECT ELEMENT
I find the fact that he used Beef Zone in the transitions more interesting than the translations themselves
I can see that translate is a robot of culture, thighs, of course.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, but you have been diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilocovolcanoconiosis.
Patient:what-
Google: How cursed u wanted this video be?
Random Typek: *YES*
когда переводчик говорит про мобильный телефон и включается песня бандитов из сталкера
видимо все были шокированы этим
_what?_
@@thischannelwillbedeletedve460 was?
@@heinrich.hitzinger that?
@Thatyounglighthouseboi hi
0:58 me: * hears tetris music *
*SDR2 flashbacks*
1:55 hell
when your doctor says that you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I think Google translate needs a doctor
2:41 me stuttering while giving my presentation in class
Google transalate : *heretherewherehere,*
5y old me: *Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power*
Warning!!!
Before watching this video please use the restroom or you might piss yourself from laughter
These videos are so funny. I wish they were MUCH longer!
That endscrren was very innovative! Gradually getting more distorted. Great video btw!
When you're playing Roblox but it disconnects you since Roblox runs on a pile of shit being flushed down the sewer 1:35
1:35 my brain when its 12:00 am on a Monday:
I was sure you were going to hit us with a jump scare with that ending there. I'm glad you didn't!
Welcome to another episode of cheese, today we're discussing chhese types and which ones are good and which ones aren't
Edit: I hope this doesn't blow up
Ok its 2 L8
1 - blue cheese. *CAST IT'S UNGODLY BEING INTO THE HELL FIRES*
czcams.com/video/hAddxOivFdo/video.html
*Make this comment detonate*
I have a fear of long words. doctor: oh, hippomonstrasesquippedalliphobia hey at least you don't have pneumonoultramricoscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I love how halfway through oi we went full comkunist mode.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2:56
*A virus has infected computer*
if that happens then it must mean google translate tuesdays is E N D I N G
@@SilentBeaver oh no
@@tongylafemboi o H N O
0:14 He just used Joel’s song Beefzone!
other people: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosus! me who has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words) : *eternal screaming*
1:35
Me when I am playing a game and it starts lagging
The fact this video has auto generated captions too is even better
Is that Beefzone I hear? You, sir, are trully a man of culture!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiousis. Wow that was rough lol
Everybody gansta till Google Translate starts speaking Enchanted Book
Hebrew, you mean?