How Can Someone Be This Dumb

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  • @ArcticSurvivor17
    @ArcticSurvivor17 Před rokem +5865

    “It’s incredibly difficult to argue with a smart person. It’s impossible to argue with a stupid person.”

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ Před rokem +261

      "The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren't."

    • @jessicastoker8932
      @jessicastoker8932 Před rokem +50

      The thing I always dislike from this (entirely true) statement, is that it's difficult to argue with smart people for completely different reasons. Smart people - if they know what they're talking about, being smart doesn't make you an all-knowing expert of all things - it's difficult to argue with them because they're almost certainly right, and if you're arguing with them, it's because you BELIEVE they aren't... even if you KNOW they are.
      With stupid people, it's just... trying to come up with the right analogy or logic-puzzle to trick them into agreeing with you based on logic or an argument they already tried to use on you, and making them REALIZE that's what you/they did. It's trying to take an intrinsic fact, and bring it way, way down to their level, and then get them to accept it. Like tricking a dog to eat a pill in some cheese, because you can't possibly convince them that they need it.
      Sorry, this subject matter just... resonates with me.

    • @IslayToMuch
      @IslayToMuch Před rokem +2

      Not really yah just get some one stupider. There alway greener grass some where.

    • @southpineshooligan
      @southpineshooligan Před rokem +8

      Because people with intelligence dont argue.

    • @BlakJak206
      @BlakJak206 Před rokem +53

      Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how masterfully tutored you've been in the theory, how sound your thinking and strategy is, or how good you are at the game in general, the pigeon is always going to knock over the chess pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

  • @ghlutton7971
    @ghlutton7971 Před rokem +24671

    The craziest thing is he called the cops and has that smirk on his face like he's about to bust this guy for lying about white rice.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před rokem +36

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @alligatorbodyslam8241
      @alligatorbodyslam8241 Před rokem +1338

      It's the smug face of a guy who's about to get fined for wasting police time. Only they get to waste their time.

    • @voltta9125
      @voltta9125 Před rokem +11

      i love

    • @thebloxconductor1870
      @thebloxconductor1870 Před rokem +282

      @@MbitaChizi ok I wont

    • @Memper
      @Memper Před rokem +174

      @@MbitaChizi ok i won't either

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Před 8 měsíci +355

    “You’re telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?”

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Před 2 měsíci +26

      you're telling me a french this fry?

    • @510tuber
      @510tuber Před 2 měsíci

      @@shelby5809 You're banned from contributing to jokes for a month

    • @Cornin33
      @Cornin33 Před měsícem +18

      “Bird flu? Yeah they… they tend to do that”

    • @night-v5258
      @night-v5258 Před měsícem +14

      Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does!

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před měsícem +14

      Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Před 9 měsíci +186

    This is like going to a movie theater, buying a ticket for a movie, watching the movie, leaving the theater, driving home, and then coming back the next day threatening to call the cops because the movie was on Netflix.

  • @andrewnguyen6846
    @andrewnguyen6846 Před rokem +16214

    The tech guy is wrong, Ken's glasses grants him +5 intelligence and his leather jacket increases his speech check by 25%

  • @ta13s93
    @ta13s93 Před rokem +3118

    This is like paying a dude to mow your lawn then once he's done being all "I want my money back. I could've mowed my lawn."

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique Před rokem +328

      I want my money back, I've been told that sheep eat the grass for free!

    • @daisysabashed9661
      @daisysabashed9661 Před rokem +65

      Lawnmower??? I watched Charlie in the chocolate factory! I know i can just eat it!

    • @AwkwardAndo
      @AwkwardAndo Před rokem +136

      "I want my money back, the grass grew back" -probably this guy

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Před rokem +1

      Exactly oml

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 Před rokem +41

      I heard if you leave rice on your lawn it mows itself!

  • @katchupmachined1914
    @katchupmachined1914 Před 4 měsíci +177

    As someone in customer service I feel this.
    Had a woman come up to me recently asking if something was on sale. I asked where she saw a sale price so I could find out and she says that there wasn’t one, she just figured they’d be on sale. She gets annoyed at me calmly telling her that unless someone changed the price in the system for no reason and told NOBODY, then it wasn’t on sale. She asks me how I could know for sure and having no way to do that I just tell her to go through a self checkout and cancel if it wasn’t on sale. She tells me TO MY FACE that I’m not very helpful, walks off, tells my coworker that I’m bad at my job, and then walks back and tells me “They aren’t on sale just so you know.”
    YES! I KNOW! THATS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU! YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE UP A SALE AND THEN GET UPSET WHEN IT DOESN’T EXIST!

    • @AllHailDiskordia
      @AllHailDiskordia Před 3 měsíci +30

      "Hello, i would like to have an argument"

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Good grief....

    • @MathieuDuval
      @MathieuDuval Před 2 měsíci +12

      ​@@AllHailDiskordia That's pretty much it, some people's are either bored or just want to start an argument to vent the anger that they got from home or work problems that they cant react to without consequences.
      Or they just want to argue for the sake of arguing.

    • @leostenson4476
      @leostenson4476 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I totally felt this

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner Před 2 měsíci +3

      That's crazy and also a lesson. Next time just say "No ma'am" and walk away as if you were very busy. You know, working and that.

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 Před rokem +500

    When the tech guy said "I could tell you the world is flat".
    I totally expected a guy like Ken to be like,
    "What are you talking about...the world *IS* flat"
    And tech guy is like "Ok, this all makes sense now."

    • @AndrewBunch1
      @AndrewBunch1 Před 9 měsíci +6

      This feels like me saving the school from the shooter thoughts

    • @nazatalitulus9601
      @nazatalitulus9601 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@AndrewBunch1did you imagine yourself won or you made the ultimate sacrifice in that 😞?

    • @AndrewBunch1
      @AndrewBunch1 Před 5 měsíci

      @@nazatalitulus9601 I won

    • @ss3nm0dn4r8
      @ss3nm0dn4r8 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@nazatalitulus9601 no it means he decided not to bring the gun to school

    • @khit007
      @khit007 Před 3 měsíci

      I like how he says "No it's round" you can tell he just loves to argue it doesn't even matter about what

  • @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew

    He's the kind of person to unironically say "You think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?".

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 Před rokem +136

      their logic always being "what reason would someone have to lie about that?" 😂

    • @aClownBaby-
      @aClownBaby- Před rokem +7

      Classic

    • @ChewyChicken589
      @ChewyChicken589 Před rokem +4

      Shouldn't it be unsarcastically, not unironically?

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 Před rokem +30

      @@ChewyChicken589 in this case it'd be unironically. As the joke comes from an episode of Arthur, where someone genuinely didnt understand that concept. So in this case, the genuine-ness makes it seem morr unironic.

    • @mirasand7322
      @mirasand7322 Před rokem

      I laughed

  • @klaytonb9609
    @klaytonb9609 Před rokem +7230

    "White rice does not repair an electrical connection that's damaged."
    "How do you know what was wrong with it?"
    "Because I went through it, looked at it, and found the problem"
    "You didn't need to"
    Dude... This guy is possibly the most intelligent man alive.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před rokem +94

      Oh man, so not even the "remove battery, dry it out and wipe it down with alcohol" method would work. Actually vaporized a part of the circuit during a short.

    • @whitykitty2651
      @whitykitty2651 Před rokem +140

      Most people would just say thank you and pay the guy but alas

    • @klaytonb9609
      @klaytonb9609 Před rokem +94

      @@manictiger that usually happens when you try to turn it on or plug it in while it's still wet. If your phone gets wet and you want the biggest chances you can get to save it then you do the following;
      Do not turn it on.
      Do not plug it in.
      Remove the battery immediately if your phone allows it.
      Set in a warm dry place, preferably in the sun, like a window sill or something.
      I've saved a couple phones by doing that. My gfs Xbox was completely submerged in a flood so I had her do these things and even to my surprise it booted up a couple weeks later with no issues. Both her controllers and her laptop were ruined though. She had to replace those.

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 Před rokem +45

      @@klaytonb9609 Thank you for the advice. I saved my original flip phone after it took a short ride in the washing machine by removing the battery and submerging the whole thing in rice.
      Keep in mind: This only works for fresh water! I later walked into the ocean with my next phone in the pocket of my trunks, and there was no saving that from the salt left behind.

    • @klaytonb9609
      @klaytonb9609 Před rokem +11

      @@donnylurch4207 you're welcome, personally I doubt rice helps at all really. I never used rice I just did the steps I listed whenever I got my phone wet. Like I said though, it's not a guaranteed fix. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It depends on the build quality of the technology in question as well as how quick you are at these steps, as well as if there was an electrical signal sent through it while wet. That'll blow connections if that does happen.

  • @qyrul
    @qyrul Před 7 měsíci +43

    Rice is very absorbent so the reason it worked for few cases of people phones getting water damage, was because it could have been completely submerged or not, but it was barely in the water for 30 seconds if that, that’s the reason the rice works for those phones, since the water hasn’t had time to get into every circuit and fry every motherboard, this is also the reason restaurants have rice in their salt shakers, to keep the salt dry and to keep the salt from clumping up

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 Před měsícem +5

      fun facf, water itself isnt necessarily damaging to electronics, all the lime, and other minerals in the water that attack and stick to the circuitery is what does it. if you submerge a phone in distilled water and then wait for it to dry out completely before firing it up, itll most likely be just fine.

  • @MilesJ.
    @MilesJ. Před 7 měsíci +142

    “You have said three different things since you’ve stood here.” 💀 The employee is destroying him.

  • @adamwest8711
    @adamwest8711 Před rokem +6552

    He tells his 5 friends how he owned the guy at the phone store. In return, he’s shown to be a total muppet to 32,000 people and counting.

  • @KatsyFNF
    @KatsyFNF Před rokem +5416

    It's like the person who told this guy that rice fixes phones is like his most trustworthy informer, he'd die for that man.

    • @sosmooth13
      @sosmooth13 Před rokem +100

      That’s what makes this funny. Like Charlie said, people like him and his generation get roasted all the time for that kind of thing on the internet and I actually thought they settled down. As soon as he said he talked to someone about that method, I was like ohh no, they’ve resurfaced.

    • @goodolgeering4509
      @goodolgeering4509 Před rokem +42

      i find it hilarious cause the moment this happens again and he uses rice and it doesnt work the friend that told him it would is going to be in this exact situation

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 Před rokem

      @@goodolgeering4509 "You scumbag how dare you lie to me? You were plotting to break my phone this entire time George!!!"

    • @pokmon987
      @pokmon987 Před rokem +1

      for the college students out there, Othello and Iago

    • @DangerouslyPredictable
      @DangerouslyPredictable Před rokem +1

      Wait it doesn’t fix the phone, unbelievable.

  • @therainenetwork3510
    @therainenetwork3510 Před 3 měsíci +46

    This guy is the kind of person who would wake up his family to tell them that he is going to sleep.

  • @th3t3mp3st
    @th3t3mp3st Před 11 měsíci +20

    As a person who works in fast food/customer service, yeah. Shit's fucked up and absolutely barbaric. It's crazy, no matter how many times you explain something to someone they wont understand 💀

  • @the.daily.double7028
    @the.daily.double7028 Před rokem +4782

    A man smiling like that during an argument should never be trusted to begin with

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace Před rokem +257

      Yeah this guy looks like he doesn't have anything better to do with his life.

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ Před rokem +92

      yuck my dad does that

    • @Cobra-yo7fx
      @Cobra-yo7fx Před rokem +57

      @Yea, you shouldn’t talk to your dad forever.

    • @h8thebritish522
      @h8thebritish522 Před rokem +141

      @@Cobra-yo7fx You shouldn’t give advice online.

    • @bece00
      @bece00 Před rokem +90

      @@Cobra-yo7fx you are so weird why did you tell 2 separate commenters not to talk to their dad like thats not an insane thing to tell a stranger

  • @NamePending878
    @NamePending878 Před rokem +5022

    I love how his brain literally broke when the employee said "exactly". Man literally just disproved his own point

    • @ivorysisco9467
      @ivorysisco9467 Před rokem +160

      And didn’t even realize it until the “exactly”

    • @TilDrill
      @TilDrill Před rokem +168

      no it was kinda helping his point since the employee said something which was obviously wrong ("the earth is flat") and the npc douchebag said "many people would tell me it isn‘t" which would mean that "many people" would be in the right here and the employee was lying. But on a higher level where it is just "many people disagree with the employee" it would kinda make sense for the employee but still not a great point to make from him.

    • @siddiq069
      @siddiq069 Před rokem

      yeah

    • @krazualtera391
      @krazualtera391 Před rokem +36

      @@TilDrill glad you made this point so i don't have to rott my brain out trying to figure out which words to say this with. Lol

    • @canadianbluepants9446
      @canadianbluepants9446 Před rokem +15

      @@TilDrill yeah but its funny how the guy literally just broke thinking hes wrong even tho the point he made was good for the customer lol

  • @user-ep2sm3jm1o
    @user-ep2sm3jm1o Před rokem +58

    Sending love to all peeps currently working in customer service ❤ Seriously, thank you, and sorry that you guys gotta put up with this shit. Don't understand why people can't handle things in a kind and mature manner.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Some people are douche-bags by nature. Others by nurture. And a number of them are just bored, so they start arguments. Especially if they're terminally online

  • @TheMentallychallengedCloaker

    Ken’s the kind of person to get mad at someone for getting mad at him for throwing rocks at them.

  • @bardenhick2121
    @bardenhick2121 Před rokem +13862

    So sad to see how far Jeff Goldblum has fallen off, he kept asking if he could fix his phone with rice and didn’t stop to think if he should

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před rokem +18

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před rokem

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @AttemptedVoices
      @AttemptedVoices Před rokem +122

      He didn’t see because he didn’t WISH to see… *AH!*

    • @JJ66773
      @JJ66773 Před rokem +269

      His career went to crap after Jurassic World dominion

    • @aidanfoley6463
      @aidanfoley6463 Před rokem +51

      @@JJ66773 You’re joking right?

  • @ctrlgained
    @ctrlgained Před rokem +3314

    This is like the equivalent of breaking a bone, going to a doctor, getting a cast put on, and returning the next day to complain that they didn’t just use a bandaid.

    • @godnotavailable2094
      @godnotavailable2094 Před rokem +177

      It's like social anxiety in reverse. Some people get bad service and avoid complaining so that they can just move on with their day. Then there's this guy.

    • @joshcline8764
      @joshcline8764 Před rokem +18

      @@godnotavailable2094 Well said.

    • @rikacanon87
      @rikacanon87 Před rokem +17

      brown bandaid or cartoon bandaid!

    • @epicratlord7780
      @epicratlord7780 Před rokem +12

      clear bandaid or fabric bandaid

    • @tristianbenson9307
      @tristianbenson9307 Před rokem +8

      Square bandaid or circle bandaid

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity Před rokem +18

    People like this will always exist in customer service jobs lol. I’ve been serving tables for 9 years and the amount of times I’ve been told I’m wrong by a customer is insane. The worst was when I was working at TGI Fridays and we had the unlimited appetizers promotion going on… it says clearly on the menu “one per person” and people would still come in in groups of like 6 and try to argue with me when they’re charged 6 times for the offer and then then when I point it out on the menu they refuse to pay.

  • @articticcblu
    @articticcblu Před rokem +8

    He is Saul Goodman creating a case over a simple wet phone that failed to be fixed by rice. He should be making a case against the rice.

  • @swiftyxrd
    @swiftyxrd Před rokem +2822

    "Just wait till the cops get here"
    You caught me detective, looks like I'm going to liar's jail.

    • @michaeldimare3786
      @michaeldimare3786 Před rokem +18

      I sure hope I don’t have to go up to the witness stand

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 Před rokem +23

      Nice ProZD reference

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi Před rokem +16

      "THAT'S A PSP!!!1!!1!1"

    • @PBI45
      @PBI45 Před rokem +21

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) sanest Anglo Saxon

    • @kuszanz6553
      @kuszanz6553 Před rokem +13

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) poor British man hope you get cured soon

  • @Zeski10Speed
    @Zeski10Speed Před rokem +3895

    This guy is going to need a lot of rice to dry out his tears when everyone starts making fun of him 😭

  • @UgleBeffus
    @UgleBeffus Před 10 měsíci +6

    there was such a simple response from the worker that i don't understand why it was never asked..
    "You told me white rice wouldn't work. I came all the way here for you to fix it and I didn't need to."
    "Okay, so why did you come down then?"

  • @danielquadros1445
    @danielquadros1445 Před 7 měsíci +25

    i love how charlie always unknowingly reacts to narcissists and just takes a steamy poop on them

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 Před rokem +3566

    I didn’t fully piece together how stupid this was until you said that “he did his job and he did it well, and the customer STILL complained and got into an argument with him”

    • @See_through866
      @See_through866 Před rokem +160

      You mean to tell me that even as the guy started complaining about fucking rice you still didn’t understand
      Understandable

    • @carlosbeltran9059
      @carlosbeltran9059 Před rokem +77

      @@See_through866 i had the same thought, why'd you need charlie to say that so you can understand the situation haha

    • @See_through866
      @See_through866 Před rokem +26

      @@carlosbeltran9059 it trips me out I swear 😭

    • @orionorama
      @orionorama Před rokem +77

      @@carlosbeltran9059 It happens, dude. Funny enough, the chemical meat blobs in our heads mess up from time to time and obvious details can be missed.

    • @dogegang7743
      @dogegang7743 Před rokem +5

      @@orionorama lol

  • @hadlierose
    @hadlierose Před rokem +2271

    I've met guys like this before, they're so convinced that they're in the right that they'll say and do some of the dumbest things. It's pure entitlement.

    • @fuzzywumble
      @fuzzywumble Před rokem +91

      I work in retail. This is the kind of guy that swears up and down that I messed up his order and how dare I say he's wrong. I show them the P.O. and it's the same as the receipt and he STILL says I'm wrong. I just say "i'm sorry I can't help you then. You can go somewhere else." when I start with the next customer, they just look shocked and mortified. that look brings me joy :)

    • @ummwhodidnt
      @ummwhodidnt Před rokem +23

      That’s not entitlement that’s ignorance. Ora combination of both. Maybe he’s an expert on something so he thinks technology fixes are just going to be the same. Black or white no inbetween

    • @KnittedSister
      @KnittedSister Před rokem +26

      How dare physics not bend to his will!

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 Před rokem +7

      Don’t you start treating “entitlement” the same way this guy treats rice. Entitlement has no relevance here any more than rice has relevance to broken phones.

    • @TheUnstableNutcase
      @TheUnstableNutcase Před rokem +18

      @@mushyroom9569 You need to look up the definition of entitlement

  • @reflexaziz7704
    @reflexaziz7704 Před rokem +9

    2:31 had me dying 😭

  • @grimreaper686
    @grimreaper686 Před měsícem +1

    The "white rice hack" got passed around a lot and somewhere it changed from what is true that the dry rice soaks up water off your phone and turned into the legendary all purpose white rice that can repair circuits and connections lol

  • @catffiend
    @catffiend Před rokem +5918

    I'm still surprised people act like this in public with the existence of the internet and being one camera phone away from being publicly humiliated

    • @notaspy1227
      @notaspy1227 Před rokem +359

      What's up with CZcams and racist bots? Did someone release an AI?

    • @AJ-nh9qm
      @AJ-nh9qm Před rokem +125

      These bots…..wtf

    • @TyrannusHF
      @TyrannusHF Před rokem

      @@notaspy1227 and rapist bots apparently wtf

    • @obiwanjaco
      @obiwanjaco Před rokem +1

      @fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) W

    • @tud5200
      @tud5200 Před rokem +112

      @@notaspy1227 It's about what attracts the most attention. If all the bots were spamming "I love blue flowers", nobody would give them attention. But if they spout racist bullshit, some 14 year old blue haired girl will be sure to click on their profile or reply.

  • @digitalclown2008
    @digitalclown2008 Před rokem +549

    Normalize kicking people like this out of stores. They don't deserve service.

    • @SmallScorestreak
      @SmallScorestreak Před rokem +20

      If it’s a local business I’m like 80% sure you can kick people out for being general nuisance

    • @JosePerez1220
      @JosePerez1220 Před rokem +10

      @@SmallScorestreak any business secondly has a right to refuse service

    • @rageintothelight
      @rageintothelight Před rokem +30

      ​@@JosePerez1220 this is true but according to my boss there is fear they will sue us for discrimination..for real he believes when I kicked some dumb ass kids out for stealing that I was in the wrong because they wrote some Google review about getting kicked out for stealing..we are living in a backwards ass clown world

    • @hunterlg13
      @hunterlg13 Před rokem +8

      @@rageintothelight America is a wonderful place.
      "Customer is always right"
      Say that to any mcdickalds worker with a straight face.

    • @TheMightyGoldenWest
      @TheMightyGoldenWest Před rokem +3

      @@SmallScorestreak you absolutely can and if they don't leave you can call the cops

  • @maxconing812
    @maxconing812 Před rokem +5

    Every time I watch one of his videos, I see the view count and it always gives me hope that people are watching these videos and hopefully getting a valuable lesson learned. Now Charlie is in a therapist or anything but at least his logic makes sense and it’s honestly quite appropriate.

  • @YosemittySLAM
    @YosemittySLAM Před 4 měsíci +1

    Man looks like he saw Jurassic Park once and wanted to be Ian Malcom

  • @jordanwilliams1447
    @jordanwilliams1447 Před rokem +1676

    “White rice, brown rice
    Jesus Christ
    Even wild rice”
    Damn, Charlie spitting bars

    • @CLuB_Z
      @CLuB_Z Před rokem +19

      (turn on the beat) "WHITE RICE BROWN RICE JESUS CHRIST EVEN WILD RICE" *mic drop*

    • @victora1804
      @victora1804 Před rokem +7

      @Kavetion get a life 1k+ comments of the same thing smh

    • @MilesSmileZ
      @MilesSmileZ Před rokem +13

      Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B Před rokem +13

      Dirty soda, spike lee, white girl, iced tea, fully loaded AP

    • @noahbartlett1296
      @noahbartlett1296 Před rokem +5

      Using his own name I see lol

  • @MrZachtheKingsfan
    @MrZachtheKingsfan Před rokem +1407

    After working 8 years in customer service, the amount of times customers have claimed that they will call the cops is more than I can remember. The amount of times they actually did call the cops was twice. Both times the customer got scolded by police for wasting their time.

    • @roberttucker36
      @roberttucker36 Před rokem +35

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) someone's discovered new words didn't they

    • @Deeyenen
      @Deeyenen Před rokem +2

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) Here we call them charous and darkious
      Get with the times boomer

    • @saltiney8578
      @saltiney8578 Před rokem +11

      @RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) woah dont cut yourself on that edge there

    • @Deeyenen
      @Deeyenen Před rokem +4

      @@saltiney8578 its a bot bru🤣

    • @sebastianwendl603
      @sebastianwendl603 Před rokem

      @@Deeyenen He has a minifesto and it's written like a 3rd grade pamphlet. MF's so bad at propaganda, his comment section is hillarious :D

  • @Drewsipher42
    @Drewsipher42 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Legend says if you leave your phone in a bowl of white rice by the window, an Asian will come in the night and fix it. In exchange for the rice.

  • @jeffjones3040
    @jeffjones3040 Před rokem

    Thank you for having the grasp of logic and reason. I am terrified by the lack of it, these days.

  • @TehwombatJS
    @TehwombatJS Před rokem +1866

    As someone who used to do phone/laptop repairs 99% of the time the rice thing doesn't really work. The amount of laptops I had to replace a part/parts on with rice all over the inside is hilarious. The amount of water that rice would potentially save you from isn't enough water to usually kill whatever you're trying to save if you just got the water off normally and let it dry. Also this type of costumer is insanely common because of how much value people put into their phones and laptops. The amount of "can you move my repair to the front of the line, my phone is my life" me and my co workers heard. Like bro everyone says that.

    • @Yanzdorloph
      @Yanzdorloph Před rokem +8

      for next time, how much should I tip to get my phone or laptop fixed as a priority ?

    • @jmcc8718
      @jmcc8718 Před rokem +63

      Just to let everyone know, dont argue with these type of people, walk away and ignore them they like to argue, even when they're wrong they're right it's called narcicism (let the comment below be a lesson on these type of people, where in my original comment did I refer to this cashier, I said " to let everyone know") as I said, some people like to debate and purposely misunderstand you

    • @ZariLutus
      @ZariLutus Před rokem +74

      @@jmcc8718 guy couldnt exactly walk away from him when the dude was in his shop

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax Před rokem +31

      I used to hate that working in customer service people thinking they’re entitled to be moved to some sort of “priority” because they asked nicely like you don’t see people say some magic words in a mcdonalds drive thru and suddenly cruise past everyone else in line and get their food, you aren’t on your phone with customer service while waiting and ask them to drop whatever they’re doing and instantly tend to you, don’t think it works here and don’t think you’re an exception you’ll be handled when they get to you and those people who come in after the store already closed and begs their way in 🤦🏽‍♂️ the store isn’t boobytrapped with bombs at night its not gonna blow up overnight just come back tomorrow and let the employees get home safely

    • @theyloveyoumax
      @theyloveyoumax Před rokem +11

      @@Yanzdorloph I don’t think that’s how it works lol

  • @emilu8214
    @emilu8214 Před rokem +1917

    Pro tip for these situations: turn into a robot and just keep dodging the conversation. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, how can I assist you further?" or something like that. They'll get mad that you're not arguing with them and eventually they leave or just demand a corporate number

    • @Tangerine_Music
      @Tangerine_Music Před rokem +310

      Defaulting to robot mode always gets you out of any argument fr

    • @harbingersIG
      @harbingersIG Před rokem +198

      Repeating I’m very sorry for the inconvenience sir/ma’am is my go to whenever some idiot customer is yelling at me

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +2

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 Před rokem +75

      Can confirm, does work. I just go into limbo mode "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah...." If he then asks a completely unrelated question or wants further help "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah blah..."
      Based on your comment, from now on I'm calling this getting put in the robot zone,

    • @Chinshellbuford
      @Chinshellbuford Před rokem

      Hmmmm 🤔 interesting

  • @xia3795
    @xia3795 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Thats just about it, see ya" -Legend

  • @cheesehead4670
    @cheesehead4670 Před 11 měsíci +1

    3:28 that smirk will make me see red and not be responsible for my actions after that. 🤣

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 Před rokem +1386

    The sad part is how young this guy is, you'd think he'd be 80 years old with how ignorant he is about technology, but he doesn't look older than 50

    • @bknighty28
      @bknighty28 Před rokem +113

      Charlie couldn't think of it but he looks like jeff goldblum

    • @Saadkhan-th4bz
      @Saadkhan-th4bz Před rokem +32

      @@bknighty28 Broooo yess!! That's what I thought! He doesn't look like Jeff that much but a 100% talks like him. Like, he has the same speech mannerisms.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 Před rokem +30

      You're giving gen x too much credit. They hate change and the unknown plenty of them are ignorant of tech even from the mid 2000s because of it.

    • @benshaw255
      @benshaw255 Před rokem +9

      @@bknighty28 budget goldblum

  • @VoidySan
    @VoidySan Před rokem +2249

    I could absolutely never work in customer service like this. You guys out there working jobs like this are fuckin incredible and I respect that capability in you all.

    • @JucieBucie
      @JucieBucie Před rokem +60

      I work repairing phones and boy I hate it. Definitely don’t recommend

    • @VoidySan
      @VoidySan Před rokem +103

      @@JucieBucie Gods peed, soldier.

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe Před rokem +68

      @@VoidySan gods peed 😳

    • @lambsaucehunter9316
      @lambsaucehunter9316 Před rokem +36

      The worst part about customer service is the customer

    • @joem.3124
      @joem.3124 Před rokem +9

      @@VoidySan when it rains

  • @MyEyesThe2nd
    @MyEyesThe2nd Před 3 měsíci +1

    “ALVIN! FIX MY PHONE!”

  • @herminbean
    @herminbean Před rokem +1447

    He's like Jeff Goldblum playing the part of an insufferable prat

    • @drdudeman8
      @drdudeman8 Před rokem +46

      Thats what it is omg I haven't been able to put my finger on it lol

    • @mrvalveras
      @mrvalveras Před rokem +20

      I came to the comments to type this! You are so right!

    • @nettlecider
      @nettlecider Před rokem +4

      @@mrvalveras same xD

    • @shtproductions3097
      @shtproductions3097 Před rokem +8

      I'm not sure why, but Tom Kenny popped into my head. Maybe it's the glasses

    • @henrygrandpagobbleblobber6751
      @henrygrandpagobbleblobber6751 Před rokem +1

      Hasn't Goldblum been playing that part over a few years already with those annoying rental advertisements?

  • @HAZUisHere
    @HAZUisHere Před rokem +1186

    This man seems to have a lot of time on his hands just to go back to the store, argue and be petty with a possibly underpaid employee who HELPED him with his problem.

  • @ethan30085
    @ethan30085 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The phone in rice thing has worked twice for me once when I dropped it in the sink and worked one condensation in camera and the rice thing only works if you really quick at getting it out and get in the rice and still it's not guaranteed to work

  • @Zenguy0
    @Zenguy0 Před 5 měsíci

    The smirk resembles the couselor from holes that gets decked with the shovel

  • @josemoreno6711
    @josemoreno6711 Před rokem +1585

    I'm a service advisor at a muffler shop, we get people like this pretty often, they ask us to do the work and when they see the price tag they are all of a sudden experts on exhaust systems and know a guy who can do it cheaper. We pride ourselves on our work but also in our ability to tell those customers to fuck off because we are the best in our area, we take zero bullshit from these people. It's the first job I've had where I feel I have power againt customers.

    • @DjLXiX
      @DjLXiX Před rokem +186

      "Good labor isn't cheap, Cheap labor isn't good."

    • @Weird3nSky
      @Weird3nSky Před rokem +51

      @@DjLXiX "good, cheap, fast. Pick two."

    • @VotePaineJefferson
      @VotePaineJefferson Před rokem

      This customer is an absolute IDIOT. I see people like this every day.

    • @Bandrik
      @Bandrik Před rokem +50

      THIS is how it SHOULD be. Companies should EMPOWER their employees so they can fire the customer. I wish more places were like your shop. Hell yeah.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 Před rokem +4

      My experience working in a garage was, i've taken it everywhere, my mate kev can't fix it, its broke but i've only got 50 quid. See ya bud

  • @barthvader4316
    @barthvader4316 Před rokem +696

    It’s hard to win a argument against a smart person, but impossible to win with a Facebook Dad.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před rokem +1

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @zegobot9674
      @zegobot9674 Před rokem

      Correction penguinZ fans suck and I am the greatest person ever

    • @slurpingmario8006
      @slurpingmario8006 Před rokem +31

      Nah you mean argument, I could definitely beat this guy in a fight

    • @a_randomuser4
      @a_randomuser4 Před rokem

      argument/debate*

    • @kylevernon
      @kylevernon Před rokem +12

      It’s impossible to even get into a debate with a Twitter/Reddit Gen(der) Z.

  • @merryberry6576
    @merryberry6576 Před rokem +1

    1:28 this guy looks like a dad from the Disney channel 😂😂😂

  • @johnnymachine5118
    @johnnymachine5118 Před 11 hodinami

    Thank you Charlie, customer service sucks.

  • @gardog9992
    @gardog9992 Před rokem +702

    As a repair tech: this dude is one of literally 1000s of people I've dealt with. As a little fact for yall... rice only works if the water has not gotten into the device itself. Like if you drop it in a very shallow puddle and pick it up right away, where the water doesn't get further than the charge port. Even then it's not 100%. Water damage repairs need actual equipment and knowledge to fix.

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky Před rokem +49

      What if it’s a piss phone? Like if a guy named Jerma were to piss on the phone?

    • @shibahyperion7635
      @shibahyperion7635 Před rokem +12

      This!!! When I see customers who walked into my TMobile store, people who were doing that mostly just got rice all over the innards of the phone and did more harm than good.b

    • @bknight3391
      @bknight3391 Před rokem +13

      I spilled tap water on a laptop once, and ended up with actual mineral deposits on the mobo lmao. I'm sure white rice would have fixed it though, the guy who took it apart and properly cleaned it definitely scammed me.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před rokem +23

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure the rice trick only "works" on occasion because it keeps people from using their wet phones and shorting a circuit. The rice doesn't do anything itself (and the little rice particles probably aren't good) but if you're lucky and got your phone turned off in time, it might prevent ya from making anything worse!

    • @W1se0ldg33zer
      @W1se0ldg33zer Před rokem +1

      Yes and you'd be right but you don't want to be arguing about it with the customer no matter how stupid they are. The object is to make them happy so they come back for repeat business and that they don't go tell ten people about the bad experience they had with you. Because that's exactly what happens - on average customers will tell ten people they had a bad experience with you. And it'll be like ten years later when they retell their bad experience.

  • @thegayagenda420
    @thegayagenda420 Před rokem +1438

    the absolute worst is when you’re dealing with a customer like this guy and he frustrates you to the point where your voice wavers or your eyes tear up and he’s smiling all smug like he enjoys it?? it’s seriously so sick and demented i wish we could just throw ppl like that out no questions asked over this kind of harassment. customer service work is hard and underpaid!!!

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 Před rokem +121

      The only time my eyes would tear up at a customer is when I'm laughing too hard

    • @strawboi1
      @strawboi1 Před rokem +32

      I would just tell him to leave because of his stupidity and refuse service to him

    • @ainsleyharriott2209
      @ainsleyharriott2209 Před rokem +29

      I used to secretly flip them off with my hands behind the till or a shelf or something

    • @zeadaltaee
      @zeadaltaee Před rokem +20

      Why would you tear up? I guess different responses 🤷

    • @starlit_ash
      @starlit_ash Před rokem +136

      @@zeadaltaee why would you question it? i guess different morals

  • @kajoodlesreal
    @kajoodlesreal Před 11 měsíci

    that's the smirk my dad gives me when he hits me with the "your dreams and aspirations are irrelevant" gotcha

  • @JamesBiggar
    @JamesBiggar Před 11 měsíci

    The idea is that rice is supposed to act like a desiccant and a'd'sorb moisture from the phone. But there's a big difference between adsorb and absorb, and even if it dries the phone internally, it still doesn't guarantee anything will work. Water is a conductor. If it leaks to the point of shorting out circuits, then arcing happens, things that shouldn't get energized are energized, voltage spikes happen in components that can't handle it, and the result is actual physical damage.

  • @caleb7674
    @caleb7674 Před rokem +519

    I worked in retail and I've seen this type many times. He knows he's wrong, he's looking to wear you down talking in circles by "being right" because he wants a discount or free service.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @testedhawk
      @testedhawk Před rokem +63

      Same here, worked at Best Buy for a little bit, it's amazing how fucking stupid some people make themselves look for a free item. It's a little sad how quickly they sacrifice their dignity for something that won't happen

    • @Tots06108
      @Tots06108 Před rokem +29

      10 Years at Best Buy and Geek Squad. These types are the worst of the worst. Bottom Feeders

    • @TK2692
      @TK2692 Před rokem +8

      Yeah, they're like the people who go to checkout at a place like Walmart or Target, and get mad and insist that an item was on sale and harass the cashier to try to get them to reduce the price. Fuck working in retail.

    • @MrAnarchyMarine
      @MrAnarchyMarine Před rokem +4

      People that need to be right, speak in circles.

  • @Shadowwizardmoneygang-_
    @Shadowwizardmoneygang-_ Před rokem +324

    This is like going to a restaurant, ordering the most expensive item on the menu, going back home, and then realize the next day that you could have made food at your house instead of going to a restaurant and then going back to said restaurant to complain.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 Před rokem +1

      yeah, cuz it's the restaurant's fault, omni man

    • @microsoftsamreloaded3558
      @microsoftsamreloaded3558 Před rokem

      What was the name of that place in Bordeaux, the one with the chocolate pastrie thingies?

    • @Orpheus4100
      @Orpheus4100 Před rokem +1

      @@microsoftsamreloaded3558 beignets?

    • @xWhackoJacko
      @xWhackoJacko Před rokem +4

      It's not 'like' that; thats EXACTLY what this is lmao. You fixed it but I couldve fixed it myself with the magic of rice. What the fuck, dude?!

    • @FriendlyAC130Online
      @FriendlyAC130Online Před rokem

      @@Orpheus4100 eh I’d find beignets in Louisiana not France. Think he means Pierre Mathieu, bakery in Bordeaux

  • @jdowproductions3414
    @jdowproductions3414 Před 7 měsíci

    I work in a phone repair store as a technician, and I remember see this video going viral amount the repair community.. still blows my mind to this day hahaha

  • @politicalscientist8880
    @politicalscientist8880 Před 3 měsíci +1

    You were so close... it's Bob Odenkirk

  • @strangedemonchild3911
    @strangedemonchild3911 Před rokem +854

    The sad thing is, we all know deep down that he probably knows his complaint is irrational, and that he's just trying to raise enough hell to pressure the staff/manager into giving him something for free.

    • @problematicpunk
      @problematicpunk Před rokem +23

      fuck yes

    • @zeening
      @zeening Před rokem +2

      200% that is what i said, he's just being an intentional shitlord because he wants a refund after getting his phone fixed

    • @NikeaTiber
      @NikeaTiber Před rokem +41

      "Sir, my employee repaired an electrical connection that had been damaged when your phone short-circuited from being wet. The law protects you from scams, not from being a dumbass."

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Před rokem +18

      @@NikeaTiber Not to mention, if you go to a professional to have repair work done, there is no payment loophole that says "If you could have done it yourself, it's free".

    • @gyroman567
      @gyroman567 Před rokem

      I hate people that do this so much, when I worked in fast food we had this woman come in and complain that her food wasn't fresh after she let it sit for like 3 hours, like no shit it isn't fresh you dumb fuck

  • @chadzard4
    @chadzard4 Před rokem +321

    If someone calls the cops over something like this they should get fined. What an absolute waste of time and resources.

    • @papascrumpeeh
      @papascrumpeeh Před rokem +8

      Ikr it's fken pathetic

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol Před rokem

      That's a bad idea. If it was possible, cops will start fining everyone they don't like, and people will be even more scared to call the police

    • @captainbube1217
      @captainbube1217 Před rokem +5

      Should spend a day in jail without bond.

    • @dylanhenry3277
      @dylanhenry3277 Před rokem +4

      sometimes they do!

    • @ThorOdinson1269
      @ThorOdinson1269 Před rokem +5

      Well, in our country they do. We don't have this kind of people for a reason.

  • @jan_vyhnak
    @jan_vyhnak Před 4 dny

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." Then he took his phone put into water to prove his point.

  • @09ziyad
    @09ziyad Před 9 měsíci +1

    White rice never fixed hardware damage, hardware can't be fixed with drying the phone with any food.

  • @animepenguin7254
    @animepenguin7254 Před rokem +513

    I’m sure the cops arrested that man instantly and threw him in a jail cell full of rice

  • @wintermintmojo2418
    @wintermintmojo2418 Před rokem +1353

    “Im not an expert so Im gonna defer to the guy that is”
    As a former IT pro turned Dev you might be shocked to learn how many people will come to you for your expertise. Tell you how much they arent a “techie” them proceed to not follow any instructions and tell you all the things that definitely should fix the issue and what 100% caused it.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi Před rokem

      Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

    • @foreverfizz8
      @foreverfizz8 Před rokem +37

      What's your take on the white vs brown rice debate that's been taking the nation by storm?

    • @CaptainCrackSparrow
      @CaptainCrackSparrow Před rokem

      I can tell just by how you type you're a white rice denier.

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus Před rokem +8

      im the sort of person who tells the hairstylist to just go off because i don't even trust my own opinion on what haircut i want. to be so confident about something that isn't even a matter of personal preference is baffling to me.

    • @skatterpro
      @skatterpro Před rokem +17

      Oh man, I know your pain all too well.
      I'm a dev. In security. The consequences of people's inability to take in advice makes me nasueous.

  • @Stillreal312
    @Stillreal312 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mans was just fishing for a new phone

  • @chrisball3778
    @chrisball3778 Před 4 měsíci

    I've dealt with people like this in customer service before. Most of them know they're full of shit, but they think that if they argue hard and long enough people will give them their money back or give them what they want, just to get rid of them. The sad fact is that often they're right, as a lot of the time people just cave and give them what they want. The people who know they're in the wrong are just impossible to argue with, because there's literally nothing you can say can get through to them because it's all an act anyway.

  • @Pathfinders_Ascend
    @Pathfinders_Ascend Před rokem +2492

    Customer service workers are the unsung heroes of this world. They deserve sainthood if they can keep their sanity and decency after working w/ ppl. for more than a year.

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 Před rokem +43

      Certainly meets the "Must perform two public miracles" requirement.

    • @worldisfilledb
      @worldisfilledb Před rokem +1

      Customer service is the easiest job in the country lol

    • @jamesoliver9278
      @jamesoliver9278 Před rokem +130

      @@worldisfilledb -a guy who has never worked in customer service

    • @worldisfilledb
      @worldisfilledb Před rokem +1

      @@jamesoliver9278 crying over dumb customers? Yeah I’ll leave that to the women and dorks lol enjoy bro

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 Před rokem +74

      @@worldisfilledb Leave it to the women huh? Like I haven't heard that before. 🥱

  • @kylieangel4104
    @kylieangel4104 Před rokem +489

    The dudes smirk sets something off in me and makes me wanna jump out a window

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian Před rokem +2

    I haven't worked in customer service for years now, but this brought back all the bad memories. This dude is just so punchable, and over *nothing.* Dude just woke up and decided to be like this. Clearly has nothing else going on in his life if he's going to take time out of his day to go argue with a dude *when there isn't even a problem anymore.* He just gives off the most smug, punchable energy.

  • @vincenthernandez9064
    @vincenthernandez9064 Před 7 měsíci +1

    bro went off the jurassis park set to get his phone fixed😂

  • @darkkmelody
    @darkkmelody Před rokem +915

    "This guy looks so familiar..." Yeah, this dude knows everything there is to know about dinosaurs and how to survive them but he doesn't know how phones work

    • @Leo08x
      @Leo08x Před rokem +49

      He wrote a book on chaos theory too

    • @user-qr6qq2uw4q
      @user-qr6qq2uw4q Před rokem +45

      Reminds me of Saul honestly

    • @RidinWithMyLocsOn
      @RidinWithMyLocsOn Před rokem +28

      @JayJayLocky Ian Malcolm

    • @dybixs1400
      @dybixs1400 Před rokem +9

      Guy's the real life Jerry Smith

    • @40088922
      @40088922 Před rokem +25

      exactly, holy crap, I was hoping someone would bring up an Ian Malcolm comparison

  • @DivineCircusPeanut
    @DivineCircusPeanut Před rokem +396

    "I don't care what you did I want the truth"
    *Gives him the truth*
    "No, I want the truth that says I'm right >:("

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @thewildareatcg
      @thewildareatcg Před rokem +22

      @@ItzMalick I guarantee that absolutely nobody is going to look at your channel.

    • @Smenchevieve
      @Smenchevieve Před rokem +7

      @@thewildareatcg No point responding, he's just botting it up on all the comments. I hope his channel gets taken down

    • @thewildareatcg
      @thewildareatcg Před rokem +4

      @@Smenchevieve fair, CZcams’s gotta do something about these bots

    • @morpheusFromZion
      @morpheusFromZion Před rokem +3

      That sounds like Trump supporter logic.

  • @dustinhatfield8373
    @dustinhatfield8373 Před rokem +1

    The rice thing does work if youre quick enough but you gotta leave it there for definitely a day.
    My wife dropped her phone in the toilet and it stopped it from being damaged
    Rice absorbs moisture and if you get it out of water asap and dont actually try to use the phone it will help. It isnt gonna fix the damage after its done just prevent it if youre quick enough.

  • @josephpk4878
    @josephpk4878 Před rokem +1

    I just had this argument with my Toyota dealer. While launching my boat, I accidentally rolled my truck back into the lake and it wouldn't start after we got it out. Toyota charged me $2K to "fix" it, and then I searched Google and found out that I could've just rolled up the windows, filled the cab with white rice, and left it for a couple days... total scam artists! Anyways, the cops were called and they were just as unhelpful. That's the last time I go to Toyota! What's wrong with this messed up world?

  • @F00d5tamp
    @F00d5tamp Před rokem +788

    I'm in IT and while thankfully i never had an issue like that come up i've known other IT guys/repair guys who have. What you do is explain the issue in super detail, being as verbose as possible. If they want to act stupid and disrespectful... make them feel stupid in a professional manner.

    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 Před rokem +55

      This is the way. I've had so many customers try to argue with me about shit they know literally nothing about 😂 walking them through why they're wrong step by step usually shuts them up... Until you get someone who refuses to accept that they're wrong

    • @jootpepet
      @jootpepet Před rokem +11

      Exactly. I thought both of them were stupid.
      This was too easy to refute without dragging it out to the point where cops get called lol

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @ChiodosBlowsDogs
      @ChiodosBlowsDogs Před rokem +2

      Zero layman's terms were heard that day.

    • @sexylazercatwizard
      @sexylazercatwizard Před rokem +1

      @@ItzMalick this is way better than the annoying bots, so I actually checked out the channel. Not for me personally but I respect the grind and the manner of your comment. Good luck

  • @otodusobliquus3836
    @otodusobliquus3836 Před rokem +700

    Just imagine what this guy may think when he learns what a dehumidifier can do. He'll probably think it will solve drought forever.

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 Před rokem +21

      And silica bags that are put in shoes and bags

    • @judyhopps7920
      @judyhopps7920 Před rokem +24

      @@holdmacat9932 He will try it, see it works, and then start eating it because he thinks it's just a better replacement for rice.

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 Před rokem +7

      A cup of rice works better than any dehumidifier. I sprinkle it around my loving room and it works great

    • @BlueElitefromHaloCE
      @BlueElitefromHaloCE Před rokem

      Yeah but if we all turned on a dehumidifier at once

    • @isamedonnie
      @isamedonnie Před rokem

      You mean a humidifier? Lmao

  • @farminherbs
    @farminherbs Před 10 měsíci

    This worked back when we all had flip phones that could withstand a hurricane. The fragile things we have now it does not

  • @hellfiremaximus3845
    @hellfiremaximus3845 Před rokem +1

    That guy looks like Jeff Goldblum with a karen implanted inside of him 🤣

  • @baron-chan6484
    @baron-chan6484 Před rokem +684

    "Why raise your own IQ if you can lower their's"
    -Sun Tsu.... Or in this case... A man who believe rice is a miracle product

    • @necrosadotor
      @necrosadotor Před rokem +8

      *Tzu

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před rokem +9

      Ah yes, Sun Tsunami

    • @Roey512
      @Roey512 Před rokem +6

      *White rice

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Před rokem +8

      Are you sure brown rice won’t fix it? 😔

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před rokem +2

      @@v.xien. Only one way to find out, throw your phone in water

  • @blocksheep4899
    @blocksheep4899 Před rokem +400

    This guy definitely looks and even sounds like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

  • @ericallen333
    @ericallen333 Před rokem

    The Rice phone guy looks like the type of grandpa that passes out drunk on the couch once a week and when they are not drunk, is too busy smoking cigarettes to pay attention to their grandchildren

  • @elihernandez800
    @elihernandez800 Před 11 měsíci

    5:16 White Rice, Brown Rice, Jesus Christ, Wild Rice" Charles always with the bars

  • @nma87
    @nma87 Před rokem +323

    This guy is the literal manifestation of "oblivion npc"
    like he genuinely does not seem like a real functioning person.

    • @cxffeewhip7647
      @cxffeewhip7647 Před rokem +3

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture3765 why are there so many of you bots bro-_-

    • @nma87
      @nma87 Před rokem +1

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture3765 too many bots

    • @AnUndeadMonkey
      @AnUndeadMonkey Před rokem +13

      Nothing but the Wii menu music playing in that head

    • @aleee2323
      @aleee2323 Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Před rokem +4

      Welcome to customer service. God I’m so glad I got out, and I will never ever go back.

  • @dg4262
    @dg4262 Před rokem +664

    The sad fact is that guys like these could actually call the police for it , the police are already too busy with all their cases and they still have to respond to these kind of calls, damn, that is justice for you

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Před rokem +40

      And when I call them because my neighbour who literally threatened my life a few days ago has called two friends who parked in front my place and are being super suspicious leaning in their car while the engine is inexplicably turned on for over half an hour... they don't come. I'd need to get murdered first.

    • @Jinaro7
      @Jinaro7 Před rokem +9

      @@EugeneOneguine hey I know it sounds easier than it is but you should really move to a different neighbourhood or even different town

    • @nekoboy-1358
      @nekoboy-1358 Před rokem +4

      we *require* batman

    • @orionorama
      @orionorama Před rokem +2

      And they will probably be warned that if they call the police again about this matter, they will receive a hefty fine and potentially face criminal charges for wasting police officers time. Not saying this stops this in anyway, but it does make a bit of a deterrent and cuts off any continuously abusive behavior.

    • @niyah000
      @niyah000 Před rokem +5

      @@Jinaro7 oh yeah drop thousands just because the police won’t arrest someone for harassment

  • @I.V2022
    @I.V2022 Před rokem

    I have met people like this most in my life, the most stupidest thing I have ever experienced from them is you “try to explain and tries to interrupt you” 🙄

  • @D34DxChevy
    @D34DxChevy Před měsícem +1

    Water especially tap is conductive, conductive substance + electronics = damaged circuits. If the phone was off then yes, white rice and drying would fix it no problem.
    On another note, don’t use rice people, cat litter works so much better.

  • @RandomAxe
    @RandomAxe Před rokem +741

    As a repair technichian who works on water damged devices every day, PLEASE
    NEVER put you device in rice. Dust from the rice gets inside the phone, and most of my job is cleaning out the inside of the device so i can see what the problem is.
    If your phone gets drenched, turn it off immediately, wrap it in a towel and wait. It will do the same as the rice, and if your phone needs to be fixed, its much more likely to happen without dust all througout the phone.

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 Před rokem +5

      Hey this is somewhat random but.. I have a very old phone that has some songtexts and a stand up show I wrote long ago. Its incredibly valuable to me so I never got rid of the phone..
      A drunk bar girl accidentally threw it in a dishwasher and didn't notice until the dishwasher was done.
      Do you think there's any data I could somehow save?

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 Před rokem +1

      @@Quibblies :'(
      Where is the data stored on the phone exactly if it's not on a SD card? Would it be possible to buy a new phone, disassemble both and put only the piece with the data from my old phone in the new phone?

    • @jeremyklein953
      @jeremyklein953 Před rokem +17

      @@sirweebs2914 you can clean it and dry it. That could work but you have to take the whole thing apart. Use 70% alcohol. Your big issue is going to be minerals etc that are left behind. A repair shop can do it. There's these ultrasonic cleaners that kinda do it for you that they should have

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 Před rokem +2

      @@jeremyklein953 there aren't any repair shops for phones here in Austria :/ only ones that are here aren't private so you can't just bring your old phone

    • @scoobydont3191
      @scoobydont3191 Před rokem +28

      What about brown rice tho?

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 Před rokem +777

    6:44
    The repair man’s response here fucking sent me bruh 💀
    Absolute legend
    Destroyed the NPC’s brain cell

    • @writerintherye
      @writerintherye Před rokem +57

      slow blink and all

    • @palindrome1959
      @palindrome1959 Před rokem +6

      It.Was.Epic

    • @Bookspine5
      @Bookspine5 Před rokem +14

      @@palindrome1959 Fatality !
      I remember a while back when working at CVS, a customer wanted to know what was the price for an item. I told him its "x" amount and he said "I'm paying for that much!" My quick refute was, "Then don't buy the item..." The most satisfying moment came when the dude walked out the store in bewilderment.

    • @calamar1e320
      @calamar1e320 Před rokem +13

      He made me cackle dude. I could tell he just went with it like "ok, you wanna play this game? fine" and went full crackhead conspiracy nut and the dude was so unprepared for the way he turned his bringing up of the world being flat around. Brilliant

    • @lockl00p27
      @lockl00p27 Před rokem +3

      I don’t get what happened here. Many people tell him it isn’t and many people are correct. So what?

  • @skyrimse8068
    @skyrimse8068 Před 11 měsíci +1

    old ppl have always been the worst customers for me

  • @jamescard299
    @jamescard299 Před rokem

    "Stupid asshole" is one of my all time favorite insults. So very succinct.

  • @anijay64
    @anijay64 Před 10 měsíci

    My bro went from “white rice will fix my phone.” To “JUST WAIT UNTIL THE COPS COME HERE 😡😡😡”

  • @Gloriousturtlechan
    @Gloriousturtlechan Před rokem +1401

    As a dutch person this is such a culture shock to me. We would have cut that guy off at the first inkling of this stupid story and would have told him to call the cops as we'll be busy working.
    Everyone in customer care: You do not need to keep conversation with a rude customer or a customer who keeps repeating the same thing. Stop allowing them to waste your time. Let them return to you as soon as they're capable of treating you like a human being. I've seen too many US customers get what they dont deserve by throwing a tantrum.

    • @julianstrauss3843
      @julianstrauss3843 Před rokem +103

      Smart man and smart words. I worked in hospitality and golf, and stupid clients are horrible and a massive waste of time.

    • @tygovisser5626
      @tygovisser5626 Před rokem +22

      Honestly i would go along with it because its funny and it wastes the annoying guys time

    • @dbpeel
      @dbpeel Před rokem +114

      as someone who got suspended from my previous job(ended up getting a new one during that suspension), for complaining to a fellow employee about a customer who was treating me like crap (was working at a gas station, customer ignored signs and messed up filling up their gas(which was and still is in most areas illegal to self-serve in the state I live in)). I can tell you that most costumer service people in the US, if they want to keep their jobs do actually have to let them waste your time.

    • @julianstrauss3843
      @julianstrauss3843 Před rokem +11

      @@tygovisser5626 it is except when you have 200 emails to answer, 40 guests wanting to book tee times and your managers taking a piss outta you because you left the printer on overnight 3 weeks ago x)

    • @brownpower9229
      @brownpower9229 Před rokem +67

      Sorry to burst your bubble but a little insider knowledge, America trains us workers under “The customer is always right” you can’t argue with them, during my time working at electronic stores the asset protection team wasn’t allowed to touch or confront thief’s, people could and did walk out with Xbox’s and ps4s, all they could do was record and report as not to risk a lawsuit for assault.

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 Před rokem +342

    This is like yelling at the hospital for saving your life because you learn on WebMD that you could’ve just gone to the doctor and saved a couple of hundred dollars

    • @Troyy22
      @Troyy22 Před rokem

      There isn’t even anything to read bozo try harder next time

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Před rokem +6

      Hundred? more like thousands

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

    • @CodyKendall1
      @CodyKendall1 Před rokem +16

      Imagine paying for healthcare.

    • @void7100
      @void7100 Před rokem +4

      @@CodyKendall1 i’m glad it’s funny to you lol very empathetic

  • @joshkresnik6402
    @joshkresnik6402 Před měsícem

    People are especially dumb when they won’t let you get a word in edgewise

  • @sethIguess2002
    @sethIguess2002 Před 5 měsíci

    the ending always gets me 🤣 the way he just stands there