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- People Are Cracking Up At These Funny Signs That Someone Actually Put Up | Happy Bears
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I used to write on my cafe's chalkboard ~ " Unattended children will be given an espresso & promised a Free puppy"
Unattended children
Will be given a Red Bull
And taught to swear.
I worked at a bookstore that had a sign that said “unattended children will be given a free kitten.” In the 3 years I worked there, one kid read it and told her mom not to come down with her so she could get a kitten 😂
My vet had the sign “unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten”. They were all from Canada.
@@pamelablume1637 That's a lot of Canadian Espresso.
@@tranz2deep these veterinarians (3) were all from Canada. This was in Florida-guess they traded snow for sunshine. Really nice group, wish I could find some just like them. Great with pets and people.
7:55 Way back on a certain date, a guy went to traffic court charged with illegal parking. He arrived with a dictionary. For his testimony he defined Stoping, digging into a mine shaft or stope to get something out of the ground. As the signage had been misspelled "No stoping" he asked the charges be dropped. The judge did so on the grounds the man had indeed done no illegal mining and added "As this is Friday the 13th and a full moon, anything can happen so I'll roll with it. Case dismissed."
I remember reading that in a book many years (decades?) ago. Supposedly a true case.
Was that Judge Frank Caprio presiding?
I remember some time ago in France a ticket was dismissed because the cop who had written the ticket had abbreviated the name of the city Toulouse as TLSE. The driver argued that he couldn't have been in that city at the time because there's no city named TLSE.
@@louisfrancisco2171 Yeah, I'm unsure which Stock Exchange is coded TLSE (ala NYSE for New York's) but I guarantee it didn't have a speed limit for that driver.
I had almost given up on finding anything about which to laugh. Thanks for breaking my dry spell. Much loud laughing experienced here.
Agreed!! 👍
Thanks! All of these are LOL funny. At 4:27 it reminded me of a sign a relative posted:
"We don't swim in your toilet, please do not pee in our Pool!"
Sign in front window of store in Las Vegas: If its in stock, we have it.
Many thanks, brightened my day after just watching the news 🇬🇧
Mine too!
What a wonderful video.
Every bad driver in the world wants to piss and moan about not using blinkers, but speeding, running red-lights and drunk-driving is o.k.???? This world! smh
"Clown's to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!"
Finer words never been spoken.
On a sharp bend in the road by a pond next to the road, someone had put a sign....slow, ducks crossing! So some driver had written....Don't worry, I'll soon speed them up!
The squirrel at 12:49 had me laughing to the point of tears. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Me too. I want a copy of the other sign 2:43 for our yard! 😮
I saw a great sign at KFC a while back..... at the top it said
"Now Hiring".... underneath that it said
"Chicken Nuggets".....
My husband and I went through the drive through, placed our order, then I asked the cashier "Is it really that bad that you are now hiring chicken nuggets?!!" I pointed to the sign, she started laughing then told her manager.
That had been up on their sign for weeks.... and they didn't realize what it said? The sign was changed to something else the next time I drove by.... LOL!!!
So was Scotty. James Doohan flew an observation plane for Canada at DDay.
I'm ready for canada to take over, i wish i had moved there when i had the chance ❤❤
Canada doesn't want the garbage to move up there
I'm a Southerner from Georgia, born in Alabama, and when I was on a trip to the Algonquin Provincial Park in 1972, the Canadian locals calling me a Yank really freaked me out. I've never really been able to forgive Canada, but the park was nice.
Lived there three years. Alberta is nice, good people. Rest are woke crybabies.
Delta ready when you are
@@higgme1ster Weird
Now I feel TERRIBLE for TOILETMAN...
awwww.
OMG!!!! this is so hilarious. Bet I will be lauhing my way to bed because it's about night night time. Thank you four brilliant laughables. Love it ❤😂😅
Exodus 20:7
I actually saw a good few that I have never seen before.
I really needed the smiles and giggles! Thanks 🤗
Yeah-NO JIGGLING😝😝😝
Dear Canada, it’s the 21st century. If you were going to do it, you’d have done it by now.
How do you know we haven't already taken over?
@@InterNetIncWe still say SORRY correctly.
The state of the world? Canadians are smarter than wanting to take over the problems of the world.
Dear Canada, keep your dreams. We love you anyway.
Thank you i havent laughed so hard in awhile (my cat was concerned)🤣🤣🤣😹
Yes, your car can go that slowly.
I need that sign! Everyone around here thinks they're on the highway, not city streets!
Thanks for my chuckles today.
Had a really bad day and found this - Laughed and laughed! Thank you!
3:44 I have been to a Robin Williams show in the nose bleed seat. The family behind my husband and I were setting out plastic containers. They were making fajitas! It actually happens. 😂
Thanks for the laugh. Wow did I need it 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Oh, I had so many chuckles watching this! Well done! And, thank you!
Struggling to stay indoors?
Try shaving off your eyebrows!
🤣🤣🤣 Genius!!
Everyone would apologize for their bad behavior 😂 and hold the door open for you
I'm a lady ... I hold the door for people. I also say while I'm doing it that "chivalry hasn't died, it's only had a sex-change!"
@@jeanh3995 🤣🤣🤣
door at work
CAUTION this door is alarmed
note underneath
but is responding well to therapy
The one about ‘One day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll be sorry’ reminded me of a joke a few years back that was voted best in the Edinburgh Festival. The performer said ‘When I was young, I said I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up and everybody laughed at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now’.
If Canada took over the world, then we'd all be as sweet as maple 🍁 syrup!
12:26 he only has 3 boys? try 5 girls AND 3 boys! Sit THEM at your table and teach! lol oh, and all their friends, too!
Thanks for the laughs!
How many generations didn't get the "Happy Little Trees" ahead sign?
I've got to admit that the No Ball Games sign with the owl hit in the head by a tennis ball was Greek to me.
Love these. Thank you for giving us enough time to read them.
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!
Thank you so much, just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣
Got lots of chuckles!!
You forgot the one that said, Private Sign . . . . Do Not Read . . .
Some of these really tickled me.
Any more and you will hear from my lawyer.
FACEBOOK REHABILITATION 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ROFLOL,, I haven't had a great belly laugh in a long time, not much to laugh about these days, right? Oh and funny cat 🐈 videos lol😊😅
Laughed out loud several times!
I sat here to watch every minute of this ,laughing, needed this . Thank you. And, the comments are just as good.
Thanks! I needed that.
Just loved it!
I've read 2 scifi stories where Canada became the world government. One was a short story called "Just Peace". I think it was in Galaxy magazine. In that one a colonial agent, a Brazilian arrives at a colonial planet which has divided into 2 hostile cultures. He has an English first name because the Canadian Hegemony's language is the language of Earth. I suppose he might have had a French name as well.
The other takes place in America, mostly in New York City. That is "Beyond This Horizon" (1942) by Robert Heinlein. As the story progresses we find New York was depopulated of Americans and recolonized by Canadians. Americans had solved the problem of toxic masculinity and violent crime by eliminating some genes in men. All was peaceful until some pipsqueak country invaded and all Americans could do was say things reminiscent of "Peace, man" and "I feel your pain." Americans wouldn't even ask an ally for help because that would be too violent. So Americans were exterminated. The unnamed aggressor strayed into Canada and the Canadians swarmed south, defeated the aggressor and occupied the empty US. Seeing the Americans' mistake the Canadians reversed their stance on private guns and became an aggressive open carry society with public dueling.
American gun owners today sometimes say, "An armed society is a polite society." They say that without knowing that it comes from Heinlein's novel.
The Heinlan Sci Fi stories were great. I learned most of my science from them.
So funny. Thanks!
Happy Bears is the one who put a lot of these signs up.
These are the LAST people we should be looking to, in order to get to the truth.
"cheers!"
The signs are laugh out loud funny 😅
Everyone should just stop watching the news.
14:50 So true…..HEY … I resemble that fact
Dear Canada, the Brits wont let you.
Dear Brits, the Irish will
The highway patrol placed one of those mobile radar units close to my house. It was one that takes pics of cars. As I was on my way home I saw the lights come on for the car up ahead and the sign said “Got Ya!!!”
I've ordered some no diving stickers to go with my "voice activated" electric hand dryer ones. Another fun one is the "for rectal use only" stickers I put on the produce
get some stickers saying 'organic ben wa balls' and put it on the onions.
Interesting starter; Someone found a regular Wrong Way sign and undid the top bolt, turning it on the other so it was "Wrong Way" up.
The Canada one tickled me I love my Canuck Neighbors
Liked the one where it said tired of being fat and ugly just be ugly
Great collection, I haven't laughed this much in a while!
It would be okay, eh?
Another comment for you I do love that Canadian sign a very polite threat😂
Would it be so bad if Canada took over the world! Think about it - Captain Kirk and Mr Spock came from Canada!
Lots about Canada makes sense?
No sir! Mr. Spock was from Vulcan. Leonard Nimoy was from Canada.
No it actually wouldn't at this point
@@navret1707Vulcan is in Alberta Canada.
Captain Kirk was
From Iowa!!
Thanks I needed a good laugh
Some of these signs are genius.
Eyebrows sign had me LMFAO
Canadians please make it happen soon....but leave Trudeau behind!
Congrats on winning the coveted Justin Godwin Award.Your whining has not gone unrewarded.🏆
Don't do it Canada. You will regret it forever.
Crazy to see State Theatre of TC, MI on there!! My husband says…and not Roy’s General Store. IYKYK.
6:57 - Shows the intelligence level of the average person today if that sign is REALLY needed!
When in doubt, go to the market and look at a box of toothpicks - some have instructions!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:06 Well, we finally know Shrek's last name is Kilroy.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
💖💖💖💖
❤❤❤
11:45 No, that's not a cure, it's a preventative.
12:48 ... or someone near you does.
25 MPH - Yes ! Your car CAN go that slow ! Maybe the car can, but I most certainly can't unless I'm stuck in traffic and can't find a safe exit route ! Pokey drivers (doing 30/35 in a 40 mph zone) are too infuriating, so unless it's a school or construction zone,
FERGEDDABOUTIT ! 🤔
Yeah but that doesn't mean the guy behind you can😢
Funny
CanADuh! Kicking cans oscar
Already happened. SNIKT!
Several of these are too blurry and or small to read. 🙁
I think you need your eyes checked. I could read all of them.
I'm so happy for you. 😜 😉
Oh gripe and whine. .
There is always one 😅
12:08
Cue Weird Al
Some of these signs aren't real, like that "Facebook Rehabilitation Center" but funny anyway.
Surprisingly many that were really funny!
Where’s Microsoft Sam and the gangs? It’s not funny signs without Microsoft Sam, Mary, Mike and Speakonia voices with occasional interruption by Devil and She-devil.
Dear Canada, You and what other continent?
Amazes me how people mock Lord Jesus and thereby hurt HIS loving followers. In fact, don't hurt anyone by mocking their religion, respect people. There are enough funny's to make people laugh. Thanks ❤ South Africa
Unattended children will get a free double expresso and a puppy!
and a set of glitter or coloured sharpies
4:29 Trainspotting
Come on people, can't you say photoshop? Mayber not all. but I'd bet more than you imagine.
@2:17 - close enough.
Nickelback is from Canada. Capt James Kirk also. Bieber?
If the earth was round everything would be pushed off. #stationaryplane #gravityisamyth #nasanotaspaceagency #spinningbaalissatanic
C aye N aye D aye
You spelled it wrong.
C eh N eh D eh 😃
sorry about that thumbnail
how many fake signs can I photo shop Today!
Could that emergencia sign BE any more racist?? 😠
More Christmas music in August? SMH!
Why doesn't it matter that I don't know and never knew that criminal but somehow she still gets my money......
And wtf is "y"
Just be glad you don't have a name like "Dung".
🎉🎉🎉 Shalom Happy Bears, Happy Sabbatical Feast Of Abba to u. U understand there are🫂Super Brains judging Us and how we are allowed to live every day. We do the best we can to make it. Then we get those people that say to our Facessssss. U need a doctor. I'm a retired military Navy Vet. And the VA Dr that work for real military. Did there best to assist me. I told this clown. I did get mental support for sexual advances on my job. I refused. The Dr's got sick. U understand what I am saying. These people need to keep there High Super Brains with a price tag. So no one will buy what they have for sell. There's just to costly. Halla back at me if u like. No pressure. Please believe we understand. Take your time no pressure at all.Blessed Feast Of Abba and Servants Holy Sprirt