Making $1,000,000 by Worshipping Ricky Martin
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
- We establish a cult dedicated to worshipping the God Emperor of Mankind.
Yellow Bamboo clips sourced from NapoleanBlownapart
( / @napoleonblownapartmma )
Girl Being Tackled Courtesy of Three Miles North of Molkom
Tracks used:
Honey I Joined a Cult OST
The following tracks are courtesy of Epidemic Sound
That Great Feeling- Vendla.
When a Plan Comes Together- Christoffer Moe Ditle.
Jazz by Night- Martin Landstrom.
I cannot See You- Cercles Nouvelles.
Car Chase- Hampus Naeselius.
Drive Through Dinner- Magnus Ringblom.
Outro: Frog De Funk- Wana Shakes.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Video Contents▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
0:00 Yellow Bamboo
1:22 Ricky Martinism is Born
3:49 Day 1
7:45 Money Troubles
9:50 Public Enemy No. 1
11:32 Day 21
12:18 Forbidden Knowledge
14:00 Reggie Games, PR Expert
16:13 The Miracle Worker
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That man utterly annihilating that woman, momentarily having a twinge of human compassion as he stares at her crying on the ground, and then realizing that he better start acting if he's going to save his reputation as a mystical martial artist. Perfection.
It's as if we watched an entire Greek tragedy in 30 seconds
Dude she was totally FLATTENED
@@ReggieGames Shakespeare would cry if he saw this
It was bloody amazing to watch.
@@AlphaOmega1237seek help
If that guy was legitimately having a seizure, its funny to see no one go to help him as a human
i mean have you seen those guys? they have a seizure every 5 minutes or so
I would join your cult, Reggie. It sounds like a perfect place to find test subje-... I mean "willing patients" for my medical procedures
I am a "willing patient"
I love that when he started....."seizing" that litterally no one started helping him or even looked at him because they all know its bullshit
The meteors must have hit so hard that no one could be bothered to sent a complaint about you summoning the hellfire.
Bro you're too funny I can't believe you haven't got more subs, keep at it man your content is gold!
Noah is the single greatest character you have invented. I almost pissed myself when you said he jjust entered the hospital room and shit on her.
Well done!
not from laughter, of FEAR. of fear of noah.
I like how he literally cut out a piece of his brain solely to get him to stop rather than excommunicating him.
Truly a man of principle and reason.
Idk, the yellow bamboo thing would probably work on me.
If the lady I was trying to mug started raising her arms in the air and chanting, standing still, completely confident she could take on a guy with a knife with nothing but her voodoo magic prowess, it would be fight or flight. Either I say, "oh hell nah I don't wanna be soul trapped and sent to the cairn", or "rush the spellcaster down before they finish the mantra". That's a 50% chance to work.
I’m not really trying to have my essence trapped in the Soul Gem (Greater) this lady is keeping in her back pocket
the latter obviously... running away just gives them the time and range to attack you better
@@bruhman5829 🤓 umm, Akshu alli, it’s a black souls gem, only black soul gems can work on humanoid enemies.
Nobody wants to go to the soul cairn.... The soul cairn is only suffering. The soul cairn is only misery. The soul cairn takes and takes and takes and takes and you never escape.
@@soulsearcher9620 A cairned soul sent this
Old escorts with an absurd amount of ear wax is very accurate to Ricky Martin's fan club.
ive had this game for a while but just started my first playthrough and i gotta say, the ability to liquify followers into soylent purple (and eat them) is probably the best feature in the game
Can't lie this was extremely entertaining. Plus I still enjoy when people call people retards.
That’s literally a slur..
@@personman2346 based
@@Aeaaoooaaa hell yeah
Call people what you are 😎
@@adipocere3340 at least you have some semblance of self-awareness
Finally, a fellow Ricky Martin fan
Ah, a Ricky Martini
You are super underrated. Glad I found your channel.
your commentary is too fn funny! keep it up!
So many years have passed since release of that Rickies hit...
Damn, I'm old...
Hearing those random cult tourists speaking swedish was a whiplash and a half
how do you know it was Swedish???
@@n-wordaficianado2990 By being fluent in Swedish
@@KittenCritters Why would you do that to yourself?
@@n-wordaficianado2990 Do what?
@@KittenCritters Become fluent in Swedish
Those bucket bathrooms were spot on Roman public latrines.
As the Romans used to say "Numquam cacas solus" or "never shit alone"
Youve come a very long way in the last 8 months. Keep up the good work :D
Holy fuck I laughed so muchhhhhhh you are talented dude 🦋
Making me genuinely laugh fills me with determination
i'm a certified yellow bamboo master. you flinched just now. that was me. remove energy flinch!
This is gold.
Now this is epic
Love that Carol’s skin is the color mocha
Holy Cult! RM is 50? I have to go to cry contemplating how old I am. What am I doing with my life? My old ass watching video game playthrough 😢
When the woman saw that the tree was good for eating and a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was desirable as a source of wisdom, she took of its fruit and ate. She also gave some to her husband, and he ate. Yet God didn't mind, for if he made the apple, it was made to be biten.
I agree Christianity is a cult, even examples of their scripture is so bizarre
I'm gonna need a burger king crown, a sheep, and SO many knives
I busted a gut every time you spoke about Noah Finch XD
1 year old Reggie videos hit different
Sounds like a great cult. Can I join?
holy shit what an intro
That game is like rimworld, but just with the cult aspect cranked to 9000
17:43 had me laughing so hard I nearly passed out.
When i saw the first clip i was like "is she speaking swedish?" Yup she is....i promise its some woman thats lived in a village with 50 ppl tops her whole life then saw the cult on like tv and belived it cause i have meet way to many of those "magic villagers" xD
Day two of asking for fear and hunger your videos are the closest I’ll ever come to happiness
I enjoyed the first line of the intro
Ricky Martin is now getting some book or movie or new album and he's been on the news more than zero times in the past week.
Reggie, I think your faustian bargains worked. Ricky Martin is becoming relevant again, and I barely know who this man is.
what did ricky do to his nephew...
ballad of noah finch making me physically shit myself
cacare potenter, marines
That yellow Bamboo stuff seems kinda legit. Normal people would just get the f outta there if they saw some 50 year old channeling some shit
The cheeseburger joke got me
missed this creator
If U like these colony type game U should totally play dwarf fortress when it comes out, Untapped gamer potential
As a quick correction, electroshock therapy is NOT banned in the US. The specific article you brought up is relating to using an electroshock "treatment" (in quotes for the incredibly dubious nature of this) for behavioral modification, which is distinctively NOT electroshock therapy (ECT). ECT is an effective treatment for a number of mental health issues when other treatment options don't work. It isn't painful nor is it dangerous in the modern day.
Nobody is using this video for medical advice. Relax
@@llab3903 Oh, I know that. It's just common misinformation. Isn't great to propagate if you can avoid it in general.
Cant wait to try this in real life
if only someone would have sent a sternly worded letter on time tragedy could have been avoided... Oh well, hindsight is 20/20, now let's see how my cockroach stew is coming.
The mental image of someone taking a shit in a bedridden hospital patient's bed is fucking hilarious to me
Oh my god ur backkkkkkk ahhhhhhhh
12:15 they REALLY don't count now, since they aren't there anymore.
Edit: Damn he doubled down.
"Lets try it"
1:07 Salisbury about to get hit by an accidentally fired cannon ball during the siege of orlean.
Noah Finch is an absolute menace
[4:20] cell doors... oh i see, for those who want refunds... ya no refunds enjoy the toenails we will check back on you when you realize how good ricky is
The pic he chose with that head line 😂😂
He really is Livin a Vida Loca
Thanks!
Thanks brother!
yo that sounds profitable
I like this video
Yess Yess Yess your GOOOD
Living la vida loca alright.
8:35 is that me?
Neat
Oh, wow. This was the first Reggie video I had ever seen, and I had no idea Reggie and Reggie who I now know for the Kenshi video were the same person.
Well, never heard yellow bamboo here in my country, the fact that the footage shows all of then are blonde tho, lmaoo
they killed mah family but no complaint the meteor shower was spectacular would do again 10/10
one bucket fills the other
The cult is speaking Swedish she is spiking Swedish
What did they say?
She said:Breath in breath in feel the energy Down. and then I can’t here more
What game is this?
What is up with cults and hiding behind a yellow something? A yellow bamboo, a yelliw deli, even a man with a yellow hat!? smh my head.
not to be that guy but these yellowbanana people are speaking swedish and they were in a swedish reality tv show from the 90s
Nah that's interesting, thanks for pointing it out. That lady got smoked, but I guess we can't credit yellow bamboo for it.
ye i thought they looked kinda familar then it hit me when i actually understood what they were saying that wait a minute, i saw this on tv
I replayed that part of the video like 7 times just to figure out what language they were speaking only to notice that the lady that got run over didn't wear a bra 💀
So thats a dnd group of some sort,acting out fantasy or something.
???
Bro why are yellow bamboo Swedish?
Kek, that was great.
Ave la Vida Loca 🙏
Yellow bamboo: where you pay 9 dollars a month for an experience LARPers get for free
the shrek 2 cover was better unironically btw
I have nothing to say but ill boost your engagement
She clearly got him good
Omg! That was hilarious! 💥👩
🤗
REGGIIEEE SOMEONE KICKED THE SHIT BUCKET AGAAAIINNN
bro made a concetration camp my ass literally was in auschwitzs and it was just a tit bit worse (aside from the practices made by nono germans i ment the architectures like toilet management and stuff)
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to convince people to give you all their belongings so they fall hard to the sunk cost fallacy.
OMG, I can't believe that openning clip. What a**holes
sometimes I eat fish
I would join this cult to feel the latin vibes in the universe
PRAISE RICKY MARTIN!!!
Why would you body check that poor woman with full force if you're part of the grift?
broo i got an ad for a cult in this vid :skull:
ricky martin looks like a power bottom
To save money, the overly damaged shitbuckets will be reused for the showers.
Also, no toilet paper. Just scrape it off with your hands and wash them in the shower when take a shower!
swedish😵💫
martinism is an actual christian esoteric faith, missed opertunnity here reg
The cult is swedish also NOOOOOOOOOO
Ahahahaha I understand what they're saying!!
Paris fashion week 😂😂😂
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the fucking pic look at the title
literally scientology lmao
I thought it said ricky berwick
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