@@EricMadWolf only if it's one item. If it's not oh no, it'll definitely be longer than the tail. What's the big idea with making receipts long enough to make a scarf out of it?
@@hackerman2552monitors have hearts closer to ours than most reptiles who only have three chambers max. their circulation is more efficient as a result and good circulation is a first step to a clever critter. They might not love the same way we do, but tl;dr you're stupid and archaic.
Always so alien seeing lizards as big as this or even bigger since i grew up in colder climates and never went far for vacation growing up. One day i hope to see the warmer parts of the US
Me: It's a snake! Me a while later: It's a carpet-blanket thing-! Me much much much later: Oh..it's a crocodile.. Me after someone told me it was a lizard: Oh yeah, it's a Lizard..
IMAGINE MAX RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT DOOR HE WILL NOT HURT YOU HE JUST WANT SOME SNACKS don't worry if he is in your front door he is just a friendly croc monitor for snacks to eat if you have way too much call this guy for back up which is max 🐱
@@imvino1302 maybe it's cause English is not my first language, so it's still difficult to pull of a joke that "makes sense" or it's funny, I guess. Around here (my country) it's still a good joke.
"oh its a snake" "oh nevermind, its a person wearing some long suit?" "its a pole." "its a crocodile.." *edited to include the replies* "its a bird?" "its a plane?" "it's superman?!" "no, its a komodo dragon!" "or a biawak?" "wait it's a gecko!" "it's meeee!! hold on-" "nevermind it's still a komodo dragon..." "mom joke hehe" "overly giant lizard!" "It's I, the one and only!" " *keyboard smash* "
at the beginning my thoughts: oh this is a leech! A little time, my thoughts: oh, I realized, this is a python snake! At the end, my thoughts: I don't know some mutant ¯ \ _ಠωಠ_ / ¯
I hope you know what you're doing. I have the experience to work with monitors and I will say this. Look up ackie monitor. Do your research! Set everything up properly, and buy an ackie and love it!
I would tell you a joke about its tail but its too long
Oh my-
I did a frickin double take.
Good one lad (or lass)
@@eamonahern7495 *canned laughter*
😐
Is that a crocodile and monitor lizard hybrid
._.
Something tells me his tail whip move hurts. . . Like a lot
itll do more than lower you defense thats for sure
Oh yeah a monitor lizards tail whip is not fun
@@nathanielleack4842 Good one! Lol
Is that a crocodile and a monitor lizard hybrid?
@@noexceptions8438 no
Dinosaurs: "Our Extinction was... Greatly Exaggerated"
“We’re you killed?”
“Sadly yes… But I lived!”
@@ChaosKing210 Hello Demigod of the Sea
The only dinosaurs alive are birds.
Lizards are not related to dinosaurs, birds are.
@@ChaosKing210 ice age 3 reference
I can just imagine that one Zelda chest opening suspense sound effect as it goes up the tail to the head
Just for a second, he thought about eating you.😋😱
Cheers,
Chris
Dududunu you got the lizard eye
The line starts back there 🦎〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️
Underrated comment
@@SiegeOnConsole agreed
I thought it was some kind of a snake.
@Desta vez vou escolher um nome fixe KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
My mans tail is longer than my cvs receipt
Nah the cvs receipt is longer
Only if you buy one item.
@@EricMadWolf only if it's one item. If it's not oh no, it'll definitely be longer than the tail. What's the big idea with making receipts long enough to make a scarf out of it?
@@oliverisunimpressed778 That's the joke buddy.
@@EricMadWolf I know. I'm bad at adding onto jokes
He monitors all the crocs in the world like a good boi lizord
What a beautiful dragon!!
I love how you see the tail and you think he's going to be a giant croc like beast then it gets to his face and he's just like
Hey •____•
Riiiight he's so damn cute omg😭🥺💜
Its a komodo dragon lizard its really venomous
@@balrajbenipal007 no it's not lol a komodo is much bigger and brown
@@balrajbenipal007 Bro it says right in the damn title that it's a Crocodile Monitor.
@@trippymlgjunkrat5749 sorry guys 😭
It simply infuriates me that you didn't give us a full body shot so we could fully comprehend the length of that tail.
Right? Like damn...
@Groisu
I’m absolutely blown away bout how big this is.
It's a bad representation. He had the camera super close and moved real slow for dramatic effect. It's cringe when people do this.
Long
YEEEES
It really amazes me how long their tail is. That tail is what makes the Croc Monster the longest lizard on Earth.
This lizard is 420 friendly 😂
Normally when a Pokémon uses tailwhip it just lowers defence, this pokemon uses it as a one hit ko move
Agreed
Yup
I would hate to see this Pokémon use Iron Tail then gezz
@@endermarr690 that would cause a Bigger explosion than the metiorite that took out the dinosaurs
Yep
How long do you want your tail to be?
This guy: yes.
God killed men
@@RealMoonLordlol something me and God have in common then
@@happysquare8045 oh?
@@happysquare8045 Good shit man
So where did this conversation come from?
2 minutes silence for those who were thinking this is jumpscare
O
Me
YEP.
He’s so cute!! 🥹🥹 What a beautiful lizard 💚
What's amusing to me is the intelligence in his eyes, looking at you like, "What?"
Clever boy
That “how’re you doing Bud look”😅
For me it’s the exact opposite, there’s no way lizards have brains lmao
@@hackerman2552monitors have hearts closer to ours than most reptiles who only have three chambers max. their circulation is more efficient as a result and good circulation is a first step to a clever critter. They might not love the same way we do, but tl;dr you're stupid and archaic.
@@hackerman2552 They actually do, ... unlike you, probably.
He looks like one of the parents getting dragged around Disney world with there kids and hasn’t had a coffee in 3 years.
How is that so accurate
Good comment but...
Their*
Sorry had to do it.
@@haunted5311 you must be fun at parties if you're ever invited.
@@Patchw0rkx I mean it's hard to spell things wrong with your mouth sounds, so
If they haven't had a coffee in 3 years they'd have kicked the addiction and would likely be a lot less drained all the time.
Always so alien seeing lizards as big as this or even bigger since i grew up in colder climates and never went far for vacation growing up. One day i hope to see the warmer parts of the US
These are not in the US. I think native to New Guinea.
most beautiful creature on the planet
He looks so chill and relaxed
I thought he would be terrifying, but he just looks oddly cute.
He looks like snoop dogg ngl
@@moussetache snoop lizard
Have u seen ur pfp
All reptiles are if you look at them close enough.
They're cute but the definitely command respect. Google a crocodile monitors skull and compare it to a komodo dragon's.
oh he's so innocent
What a gorgeous creature ❤
His eyes look so annoyed,when you bring the camera to his face he just looks like he’s thinking: “What?”
Hello
I love how this magestic beast is just called MAX
it's short for Maximum Length
@@ben-chan420 basically its short for long
Maybe...
✨Maximiliano✨
When his eye moved to the camera it literally touched my soul and made it tingle😳 gorgeous
Me: It's a snake!
Me a while later: It's a carpet-blanket thing-!
Me much much much later: Oh..it's a crocodile..
Me after someone told me it was a lizard: Oh yeah, it's a Lizard..
It’s not a 🐊 crocodile it’s a lizard 🦎
Quite the tail you've got max :)
Now y'all won't know why there's a comment war here, lol
When you try to be funny but you only have 8 likes
@@RealMoonLord I didn't realize my 3 am thought process was supposed to be funny 😅
@@McNaBir it seemed like you were, still seems that way
@@RealMoonLord if you say so 👌
@@RealMoonLord r/woosh
Who else had the anxiety that their was gonna be a jumpscare
Me
I covered the screen expecting it lmao
Me
I faced my sellphone to the wall
Me
Me watching the video and remembering that one long snake video: *ANXIETY 100%*
Man... That tail was so long, I thought The camera man was taking me to see king Kai instead
Ayy lmao. You get 1 bean.
Good one
You win
His facial expression defines the sentence "i like sandvich".
Man what a lizard, amazing
IMAGINE MAX RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT DOOR HE WILL NOT HURT YOU HE JUST WANT SOME SNACKS don't worry if he is in your front door he is just a friendly croc monitor for snacks to eat if you have way too much call this guy for back up which is max 🐱
Nobody:
My Brain: is that a dinosaur dog
Yes
Yep
Anyone else hear a deep voice saying “aye, get that camera outta my face!” 😂
No
@@RealMoonLord one out of 16? You basically don’t exist 😂
@@celestialprime8851 why one out of 16
@@celestialprime8851 why not one out of sixteen or 1 out of 16 or 1-16, why even the sixteen? Why not 10 or 20?
@@RealMoonLord 16 likes 🤦🏾♂️ 😂 and you’re the one guy saying no lol you could’ve moved on like anyone else who didn’t agree 😂🤷🏾♂️ but here we are
Everyone's talking about the tail but no ones talking about how beautiful that pattern is
トカゲさん「何してンの？」
みたいな表情が可愛い。
Your tail has some lizard in it
Such a majestic creature
I honestly thought his tail was a snake until he looks at the camera like “Good evening.” 😂
Shut up you pathetic child
😂
@@supershyguy1680 shut up you comical adult
Its soo cute 😊
Looks like max could have used a little more calcium and uvb as a baby.
That's what I was thinking. That tail is pretty squiggly. Luckily it looks like he didn't sustain too much damage
Yeah, kinky tail for sure.
Yes I saw it too. But he still looks very healthy too me.
Damn, I can’t comprehend the length of that tail!
After 20 years, the Legend says “The Camera is still searching for the head”
HA HAAAA
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha
Please leave that in 2020
Lmao
Wow....what a boy you got! Good to see he's happy!
This monitor's expression reminds me of a tired, worn old man just trying to relax and be left alone. But no doubt, he's a sweetie.
"..a croc monitor?"
"hmm.. that's a worm"
"wait, that's a snake"
"maybe a lizard?"
"wait, no that's a crocodile!"
"..it's a reptile."
Lol
Me too broo
I also same
"Its big"
"Thats not what she said tho"
Slow reveal, long boi, moves eyes at the last second.
2spooky4mem8
Me first thinking : it's a monitor.
Nope a cobra.
No it's bigger.
At the end : the thumbnail was correct 😒.
😂😂😂😂
Oi
Op
When the camera starts from the tail, it means that atomic breath is charging up.
Ok this is not funny dhouu but I'll give you a like oagaye
@@imvino1302 maybe it's cause English is not my first language, so it's still difficult to pull of a joke that "makes sense" or it's funny, I guess. Around here (my country) it's still a good joke.
Looks like a dinosaur from the movie Adventures in Dinosaur City😂
I was expecting a jump scare like the one about the largest snake found.
Was looking for this comment
I was scaring as it was going up...😅
Same😓
Yes.... 😂
@@nutshellexperiments8695 ত
Stunning just stunning x
oh, okay starting at the tail.... how long is this thing...? ITS STILL GOING-
My 15 yr old was looking at this with me and he exclaimed, "IT JUST KEEPS GOING!"
😆😆😆😁😁😅😅😅
That’s a beautiful boi right there ❤️
He's like: hey.
At first I thought it was a worm then it turned into a monitor lizard
You: *Where's this snakes head at Wtf* ?
"oh its a snake"
"oh nevermind, its a person wearing some long suit?"
"its a pole."
"its a crocodile.."
*edited to include the replies*
"its a bird?"
"its a plane?"
"it's superman?!"
"no, its a komodo dragon!"
"or a biawak?"
"wait it's a gecko!"
"it's meeee!! hold on-"
"nevermind it's still a komodo dragon..."
"mom joke hehe"
"overly giant lizard!"
"It's I, the one and only!"
" *keyboard smash* "
it's a bird!
it's a plane!
*IT'S SUPERMAN!!!*
It's a komodo dragon
It's a "biawak"
@@theislecarnotaurus gecko
"look on the ground! it's a worm!"
"it's a snake!"
"it's a dinosaur!"
He was like "What you doin' now 😒?.... Wait are you filming me 😯?" * adjusts himself *
"Dude,hecc off.I'm chillin' right now,don't you see"
As the man said in that film
"That's a huge bitch!"
"That's a big bitch!" - Alex Foley, Beverly Hills Cop 2
Deuce Biggalo Male Jiggalo
He’s beautiful. ❤❤❤❤
Evidence that dinosaurs did exist
"That has GOT to be a snake!"
"Oh shit...nevermind."
Somehow, the staring from the 🐊 make it so cool and cute!! It just fit in perfectly for my style
The balls of the first person to figure out if one of these was friendly or not had to be huge.
Wow looking beautiful 🥰
here before this blows up and comes in everyone’s recommendations:)
you seem to be right
I was honestly expecting a jump scare now I'm just on edge for no reason.
He looks like his hugs hurt
Muito lindo ele😍
You know it's a big lizard when you think the tail is a snake before reading the title
I thought it was a worm
I thought it was a snake at first too🤣🤣🤣
@@akiraa5413 l olplpplll
Video
Llpio
He’s like “bro stop recording me” 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Yutrmn
Hes so cute.
First i thought that it was earthworm then i thought it was a snake and then it becomes lizard 🦎 lol.
I thought thresher sharks had long tails, but damn
That look in his eye says this isn't the first time you've decided to show people his extraordinarily long tail in a video like this.
Once upon a time my grandpa says that they used these lizards to climb walls in wars between king 😂
😂😂😂
"jeez that is a huge snake"
"Jeez that is a huge lizard"
I literally thought this was going to be a jumpscare
Me, two states over: oh sorry sir, didn't mean to step on your Godzilla's tail.
Everytime cameraman escapes
He/She is so beautiful. Wow you are so lucky to be sharing your lives with one another.
Me: (watches first few seconds) ok cool
Also me:(few more seconds) DANG IS THIS GODZILLA!?
Shut up child
at the beginning my thoughts: oh this is a leech!
A little time, my thoughts: oh, I realized, this is a python snake!
At the end, my thoughts: I don't know some mutant ¯ \ _ಠωಠ_ / ¯
Dr Ginobili
snake i realised
Whoa! That monitor lizard is huge :O
Omg how did you recorded? It did not moved a little even after seeing you even when you moved near it...😱😰😨😳☠💀
You can keep them and tame them. But you have to have a lot off experience.
The poop when u are in the toilet after eating burritos with tacos
Now thats what I call G I R T H
Beautiful dragon!
My internet PTSD told me it was going to jump at the camera at the end.
How did you sneak that thing out of Jurassic Park? Also this is the best picture quality I've ever seen.
I laughed for a bit lol and right?
This is not croc monitor this is snake tailed monitor 😮😮😮😮😮
Now I want one 😂😂
I hope you know what you're doing. I have the experience to work with monitors and I will say this. Look up ackie monitor. Do your research! Set everything up properly, and buy an ackie and love it!
That's long 😮 That should be the world's record of the longest tale