I feel bad for Rolfe. He has no fans but is always trying to be the star of the show. Earl is (sometimes) mean to him, and he is always attracting aggression but he is just trying to be funny.
And now get ready, sit back, and relax. because it's time for the rolfe the wolf show!!! That's right! from his extended stay at Phil's trailer just 47 miles south of fabulous las Vegas. ShowBiz Pizza presents Rolfe the Wolf. "Ok hey. hey, before we get the show started today I'd just like to thank all my fabulous fans for all the terrific support. the fan mail has just been overwhelming. hey just keep those cards and letters coming." "what cards and letters rolfe? you ain't had no fan mail in weeks." "Oh earl you slay me sometimes. folks, Earl's just kidding. actually the mailman brought in two big sacks of mail just this morning. and hey little earl? you can't tell me they weren't written by my adoring fans." "well I don't know about that Rolfe. the only way I see they could have been written by your fans is if yous changed your name to occupant." "what???" "That's right Ralph. out of all that mail only two letters were addressed to you." "oh, well hey Earl two fan letters is better than non. hey, why don't you tell us who they were from?" "Sure Rolfe, one was from your mother and the other was from the IRS and they both wanted money." "what?? you mean I Rolfe the wolf ever received any fan mail???" "that's right Rolfe. none, zip, number zero. get my meaning? catch my drift?" "But, but." "but don't take it so hard Rolfe. lots of good entertainers have your same exact problem." "They do??" "Sure, and you know what they do about it?" "What?" "they get themselves a good agent." "oh earl, i wouldn't know where to start looking for a good agent." "well i suggest you start at your right shoulder and move on down past your elbow and stop when you get to your wrist." "Earl you don't mean?.." "Earl shmurle: BTHA. That's big time Hollywood agent reporting for duty!" "but earl, you're just a puppet." "so?" "So you're asking to hold a very important position." "A lot of important positions is held by puppets." "well i dont know earl..." "please Rolfe!" "But Earl. why should i make you my agent?" "Look Rolfe, you want more fans right?" "Right." "And the best way to get more fans is to get more people watching the show, right?" "well i guess.." "well i know how to get more people watching the show" "Well hows that earl?" "we gotta get us some really famous guest stars on here, like Barbra strisand or Burt Reynolds or Olivia Newton John!" "but how do we do that Earl?" "That's where i come in! Earl shmurlee; BTHA! That's big time Hollywood agent reporting for duty!" "hey Earl if you can get Barbra strisand on here, you can be my agent." "all right!! ladies and gentlemen we'll get right back with Barbra Streisand right after this commercial message!" "Howdy everybody, im billy bob down at smithy's service station. if youre lookin for good dependable auto repair service and you dont wanna pay an arm and a leg. why dont you try smithy's super service station? where we always satisfy our customers." "so long billy bob" so long mrs jones" "there goes mrs jones, another satisfied customer from smithy's super service station. just listen to that engine purr. sounds real good mrs jones!" "Thanks Billy Bob, I'll see you later!" "yes folks another happy customer here at Smithy's super service station" "whoa! wait mrs. Jones wait!!" "what's wrong loony bird??" "I aint done with her car yet." "well what do you mean you aint done with her car yet? her engine sounds fine." "yea but i was working on her breaks! woah!" "And now ladies and gentlemen the Rolfe and earl show is back, with tonights special guest Barbra strisand!" "oh Earl im so excited i can hardly believe it. Barbara strisand on our show. thanks little earl for getting Barbra strisand on our show." "you're welcome rolfe." "folks lets Open the curtains and give Barbra a really warm showbiz welcome shall we? i said let's open the curtains now and really welcome Barbra Streisand. open the curtains, Earl the curtains wont open." "Oh so they won't.. hey Charlie open the curtains!" (mumble) "Oh no" "what'd he say Earl?" "he said we have some technical difficulties." "oh no. now what will i do?" "uh oh" "earl??" "Uh ahaha...uh chaile!" "earl?!?" "uh close the curtains Charlie!!" "technical difficulties huh earl?? I'll show you some technical difficulties." "no please Rolfe not the buzz saw!! no help!! help! is there a doctor in the house?!?!"
"One is from your mother and the other is from the IRS, and they both want money." Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard!
I love the buzzsaw at the end haha
same
Yes
02:05 "A lot of important positions is held by puppets."
This is supposed to be a comedy show, but I'm only hearing straight facts.
Feat Billy Bob and Looney Bird
And Mrs. Jones
I feel bad for Rolfe. He has no fans but is always trying to be the star of the show. Earl is (sometimes) mean to him, and he is always attracting aggression but he is just trying to be funny.
Wait, wait a minute. I have fans.
@@brunomadrigal4797 of corse you do! You have loads of fans !
And now get ready, sit back, and relax. because it's time for the rolfe the wolf show!!! That's right! from his extended stay at Phil's trailer just 47 miles south of fabulous las Vegas. ShowBiz Pizza presents Rolfe the Wolf. "Ok hey. hey, before we get the show started today I'd just like to thank all my fabulous fans for all the terrific support. the fan mail has just been overwhelming. hey just keep those cards and letters coming." "what cards and letters rolfe? you ain't had no fan mail in weeks." "Oh earl you slay me sometimes. folks, Earl's just kidding. actually the mailman brought in two big sacks of mail just this morning. and hey little earl? you can't tell me they weren't written by my adoring fans." "well I don't know about that Rolfe. the only way I see they could have been written by your fans is if yous changed your name to occupant." "what???" "That's right Ralph. out of all that mail only two letters were addressed to you." "oh, well hey Earl two fan letters is better than non. hey, why don't you tell us who they were from?" "Sure Rolfe, one was from your mother and the other was from the IRS and they both wanted money." "what?? you mean I Rolfe the wolf ever received any fan mail???" "that's right Rolfe. none, zip, number zero. get my meaning? catch my drift?" "But, but." "but don't take it so hard Rolfe. lots of good entertainers have your same exact problem." "They do??" "Sure, and you know what they do about it?" "What?" "they get themselves a good agent." "oh earl, i wouldn't know where to start looking for a good agent." "well i suggest you start at your right shoulder and move on down past your elbow and stop when you get to your wrist." "Earl you don't mean?.." "Earl shmurle: BTHA. That's big time Hollywood agent reporting for duty!" "but earl, you're just a puppet." "so?" "So you're asking to hold a very important position." "A lot of important positions is held by puppets." "well i dont know earl..." "please Rolfe!" "But Earl. why should i make you my agent?" "Look Rolfe, you want more fans right?" "Right." "And the best way to get more fans is to get more people watching the show, right?" "well i guess.." "well i know how to get more people watching the show" "Well hows that earl?" "we gotta get us some really famous guest stars on here, like Barbra strisand or Burt Reynolds or Olivia Newton John!" "but how do we do that Earl?" "That's where i come in! Earl shmurlee; BTHA! That's big time Hollywood agent reporting for duty!" "hey Earl if you can get Barbra strisand on here, you can be my agent." "all right!! ladies and gentlemen we'll get right back with Barbra Streisand right after this commercial message!"
"Howdy everybody, im billy bob down at smithy's service station. if youre lookin for good dependable auto repair service and you dont wanna pay an arm and a leg. why dont you try smithy's super service station? where we always satisfy our customers." "so long billy bob" so long mrs jones" "there goes mrs jones, another satisfied customer from smithy's super service station. just listen to that engine purr. sounds real good mrs jones!" "Thanks Billy Bob, I'll see you later!" "yes folks another happy customer here at Smithy's super service station" "whoa! wait mrs. Jones wait!!" "what's wrong loony bird??" "I aint done with her car yet." "well what do you mean you aint done with her car yet? her engine sounds fine." "yea but i was working on her breaks! woah!"
"And now ladies and gentlemen the Rolfe and earl show is back, with tonights special guest Barbra strisand!" "oh Earl im so excited i can hardly believe it. Barbara strisand on our show. thanks little earl for getting Barbra strisand on our show." "you're welcome rolfe." "folks lets Open the curtains and give Barbra a really warm showbiz welcome shall we? i said let's open the curtains now and really welcome Barbra Streisand. open the curtains, Earl the curtains wont open." "Oh so they won't.. hey Charlie open the curtains!" (mumble) "Oh no" "what'd he say Earl?" "he said we have some technical difficulties." "oh no. now what will i do?" "uh oh" "earl??" "Uh ahaha...uh chaile!" "earl?!?" "uh close the curtains Charlie!!" "technical difficulties huh earl?? I'll show you some technical difficulties." "no please Rolfe not the buzz saw!! no help!! help! is there a doctor in the house?!?!"
Why they're is the buzzsaw at the end?
Rolfe was trying to cut Earl loose
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