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  • @falafelbil455
    @falafelbil455 Před 4 lety +5052

    I was so confused and to why cloud stopped running like i kept trying to run but he wouldn't...then he went even slower until i realized "damn this superhuman fool is actually getting tired from stairs lmao"

    • @doctorpringles12
      @doctorpringles12 Před 4 lety +419

      Well, at least it isn’t as illogical as a superhuman who apparently couldn’t jump a buncha train or container obstacles, or jump to the other side between a train railroad when he and the two girls were forced to clear a path through the train graveyard rather than simply circumvent that.

    • @theOneThatWas
      @theOneThatWas Před 4 lety +164

      @@doctorpringles12 It's game mechanics. Chill. It's just to drag the story.

    • @aweirdoontheinternet8543
      @aweirdoontheinternet8543 Před 4 lety +402

      Have you ever tried to run up stairs? It’s hard!

    • @hathaway.1166
      @hathaway.1166 Před 4 lety +202

      They skipped leg day obviously

    • @doctorpringles12
      @doctorpringles12 Před 4 lety +11

      Thy 72eaper Exactly. Padding over logic. Cuz why the hell not? 😒😒😒

  • @spykeking1989
    @spykeking1989 Před 4 lety +984

    You get a trophy for meaningless interactions with a random side character and your characters wearing all nine dresses, but not one for going up the stairs? I feel so robbed

    • @solsun7350
      @solsun7350 Před 4 lety +149

      The real trophy was Barret's voice acting

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 4 lety +44

      Seeing ang hearing barret struggling is the reward

    • @Interfector0
      @Interfector0 Před 3 lety +13

      Achievement unlocked: Top of the World.

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Interfector0 I’m getting Kpop vibes

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 Před 2 lety +4

      The 9 dresses trophy was easily the most tedious part of this entire game

  • @TheTaxxor
    @TheTaxxor Před 4 lety +4075

    It should be illegal not getting a trophy for this.

    • @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 Před 4 lety +373

      EXACTLY!!! No loot or achievement almost made me uninstall lol. Especially when I figured out the reason Cloud wasnt running anymore, then slowly turned into a slow crawl. I would have been happy with a treasure box with one gil, just to acknowledge our commitment.

    • @L0rdDeLtA
      @L0rdDeLtA Před 4 lety +285

      Original had one Elixer for your trouble. I was all like, "Where's my Elixer for climbing these stairs?!"

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 Před 4 lety +366

      To me, the dialogue is rewarding enough.

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto Před 4 lety +44

      @@boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      And here I thought not having to fight is my reward.
      Not that I need exp because of the side quests including slaughtering even the mighty Behemoth.

    • @anothergamer112
      @anothergamer112 Před 4 lety +82

      *Gold Trophy: The long haul*

  • @rileymoore7025
    @rileymoore7025 Před 4 lety +2074

    "At least it's not a race..."
    >game keeps track of who is higher up, like a race, by shuffling the party stats.

    • @Melodyofthesea78
      @Melodyofthesea78 Před 4 lety +227

      *Cloud starts running and so does Tifa*
      Barret: "HEY!!!! WAIT!!! THIS ISN'T A RACE!!! GET THE HELL BACK HERE!!!!!"
      *Barret starts sobbing*
      Can you imagine the freaking leg cramps?

    • @qstakkz
      @qstakkz Před 4 lety +133

      I lowkey got mad when barret caught up to me and passed me by a whole floor. I was trying to keep pace with tifa until cloud started walking😭

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Před 4 lety +3

      Not 4chin

    • @kittykatja5143
      @kittykatja5143 Před 4 lety +9

      Can you be first to reach the top? I ended up falling too far behind both Tifa and Barret.

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 Před 4 lety +36

      @@kittykatja5143 I don't think you can beat Teef, considering she has you watch over Barret. That, and look at how fast she runs up the stairs XD

  • @CrystalTigerclaw
    @CrystalTigerclaw Před 4 lety +5018

    Cloud: Guys.
    Tifa: What?!
    Cloud: The door’s locked...
    Tifa:...
    Barret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @orichalchem
      @orichalchem Před 4 lety +288

      Welp.. Down we go!

    • @LadyTarasque
      @LadyTarasque Před 4 lety +570

      Can imagine Barret just shooting the heck out of it lol

    • @Elixziyiel
      @Elixziyiel Před 4 lety +592

      They should have put that script in the game and say Cloud was just kidding. LOL.

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před 4 lety +81

      Quoting TFS. How original.

    • @katherinesoto5329
      @katherinesoto5329 Před 4 lety +63

      Poor Barret. He’s just not used to climbing stairs.

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 Před 4 lety +4358

    Barret's voice acting really captures the pain of walking up a huge amount of stairs.

    • @eeriecode1628
      @eeriecode1628 Před 4 lety +357

      In Barret's defense, he's also carrying that gatling gun he has in place of an arm, that stuff can't be light. No wonder Tifa sprinted right at the top, she's the only one who's not lugging aroung dead weight!

    • @MiguelMartinez-pw9op
      @MiguelMartinez-pw9op Před 4 lety +186

      @@eeriecode1628 7:30 if you notice barrett's was crying a little bit lol.😂

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 Před 4 lety +152

      Barret with a 200 pound gun and Cloud with a 500 pound sword. No wonder Tifa sprinted to the talk. Those gloves are probably just 20 pounds of weight

    • @FieryHellzGaming
      @FieryHellzGaming Před 4 lety +50

      @@eeriecode1628 she got boobs though, they can't be light!

    • @mortalballgt52
      @mortalballgt52 Před 4 lety +90

      @@FieryHellzGaming the sports bra helps her

  • @Sizdothyx
    @Sizdothyx Před 4 lety +1165

    Shinra Security Chief: "Mr President, what about the stairwell? Doesn't it need a security detail?"
    President Shinra: "If they can climb up 59 flights of stairs without collapsing I'll sign over the company myself."

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 Před 4 lety +172

      Cloud, Barrett and tifa: *START FUCKING SIGNING!!!*
      shinra: .... *Well shit....*

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 Před 4 lety +64

      Rufus: Where's my company old man? I came to retrieve i- .... oops! How convienient!

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Před 3 lety +35

      Good thing for Rufus Sephiroth killed the old man before he signed Shinra over.

    • @lastpringle8904
      @lastpringle8904 Před 2 lety +14

      Tifa: You hear that Barrett..... Barrett?
      Barrett: *MOVE I'M CLIMBIN THIS BITCH!*

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow Před 4 lety +2058

    I came for Barret's voice actor and I was not disappointed.

  • @rsleepy255
    @rsleepy255 Před 4 lety +1983

    All ff7 bosses: We're the hardest bosses in the game
    59th floor: Hold my elevator

  • @LowerBlack64
    @LowerBlack64 Před 4 lety +2471

    ....there's even a friggin' counter for which floor everyone is in. mother of god....

    • @piepeman8629
      @piepeman8629 Před 4 lety +204

      Oh god that makes it even better

    • @minislymortalmeltdown3262
      @minislymortalmeltdown3262 Před 4 lety +75

      That sounds like team four star would do

    • @lundylow
      @lundylow Před 4 lety +17

      It's written on the walls.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 Před 4 lety +4

      Lower Black my god, i didn’t notice that until you said it

    • @MOORE4U2
      @MOORE4U2 Před 4 lety +54

      @@lundylow And next to the character's HP/MP.

  • @carlycrays2831
    @carlycrays2831 Před 4 lety +2986

    Even the music starts to sound exhausted.

    • @Pixelite_
      @Pixelite_ Před 4 lety +217

      The ethereal band playing the background music only has so much stamina y’know

    • @Daraix4
      @Daraix4 Před 4 lety +31

      yep not fun in FF7 and not fun in the Remake but it is more funny the elevator is a little less funny and a bit more awkward and less safe

    • @mikem.8966
      @mikem.8966 Před 4 lety +52

      Daraix well you didn’t have to choose the stairs, could’ve chose the elevator. it’s meant to be a funny section and it delivered in that way.

    • @VergilDarkslayer
      @VergilDarkslayer Před 4 lety +13

      i just played snake eater on the background worked a lot of times

    • @sotoskun861
      @sotoskun861 Před 4 lety +5

      What is the track playing on the backround? The clear version. Anyone?

  • @albertflores7876
    @albertflores7876 Před 4 lety +1707

    Cloud: Guys..
    Tifa: What?
    Cloud: ...The door's locked.. :(
    Tifa: *sobs*
    Barret: *Sounds of ultimate suffering*

    • @paper5424
      @paper5424 Před 4 lety +34

      I get it Machinabriged reference

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +72

      LIMIT BREAK
      Tifa: WE WERE TRYING NOT TO GET SPOTTED!
      Cloud: (blocking in the corner)

    • @anirbasnoel649
      @anirbasnoel649 Před 4 lety +39

      Cloud: phew phew it's a great work out!
      Barrett: shut the fuck up Cloud! Phew!

    • @samtemdo8
      @samtemdo8 Před 4 lety +11

      This is exactly what happened in an episode of Kenan and Kel.

    • @Tadaokomai
      @Tadaokomai Před 4 lety +4

      That what I thought of when I did this in the game

  • @The_Ultimate_Faker
    @The_Ultimate_Faker Před 4 lety +2645

    I just spent ten minutes watching people climb stairs

    • @mortalballgt52
      @mortalballgt52 Před 4 lety +152

      Spend those ten minutes forcing those people to climb stairs

    • @pn2294
      @pn2294 Před 4 lety +58

      Totally worth it

    • @dactylionpriest
      @dactylionpriest Před 4 lety +27

      needs a 10 hour version

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 Před 4 lety +19

      I spent 10 minutes climbing those stairs

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder Před 4 lety +15

      @@tigerfestivals5137 both original and remake lol

  • @moonkid3132
    @moonkid3132 Před 4 lety +492

    I love that whoever was playing this actually went back for Barrett after Tifa told him to. True dedication to the character

    • @escarche9917
      @escarche9917 Před 4 lety +38

      I remember doing the same :) though at the same time, I kinda wanted to win a race against Tifa, pff, like that's possible!

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit Před rokem +4

      @@escarche9917 maybe without that big thing on his back.

    • @julianss550
      @julianss550 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@escarche9917In the old you could beat them both, not sure why in the remake you lose when you are literally superhuman lol

    • @smokyfurby5757
      @smokyfurby5757 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@julianss550 Looks like even being mako-infused fighter isn't enough to easily lug a huge sword up the stairs faster than Tifa's light martial art gloves 😆

    • @julianss550
      @julianss550 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@smokyfurby5757 True, but he is strong to carry that damn sword a lot

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham Před 4 lety +3137

    it'd have been funnier if Barret's HP on the lower right screen just decreasing slowly 😂

    • @lionhart1123
      @lionhart1123 Před 4 lety +69

      Hahaha yea

    • @pizzamafioso9191
      @pizzamafioso9191 Před 4 lety +347

      Floor 50:
      Sry but your partymember just died. His Max Hp was not enough.
      Pls try again.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 Před 4 lety +91

      Could Cloud and Tifa have their HP decreasing too? And the rate of their HP drop could be based on their stats and how much they run, meaning the player would have to relax the analogue stick so that Cloud doesn't get KO'ed for a game over on the way to the top? Oh and so that the player doesn't walk too slow, there could be a time limit that gets security on the stairs when the timer hits 0:00:00.

    • @koniczka2000
      @koniczka2000 Před 4 lety +39

      @@SeanWheeler100 Climbing the stairs mechanics, lol

    • @RandomJtv
      @RandomJtv Před 4 lety +12

      This woulda been such a great touch. And you gotta run back down to his slow ass and give him a potion.

  • @narius_jaden215
    @narius_jaden215 Před 4 lety +2238

    This. This is why Zack did all those squats.
    Also Barret's voice acting is a 10/10 and don't try to say otherwise :P.

  • @HeWhoPwnsNoobs
    @HeWhoPwnsNoobs Před 4 lety +847

    7:30 He didnt cry when Jessie and Biggs die, he didnt cry when the plate fell and thought his daughter died. But this... this breaks a man

  • @Flaw9679
    @Flaw9679 Před 4 lety +2498

    lol Cloud’s “But Tifa I wasn’t-“ had me dead

    • @Wormworttea
      @Wormworttea Před 4 lety +387

      Dork cloud shines through!

    • @fawful94
      @fawful94 Před 4 lety +87

      @@Wormworttea we should officially nickname him Dork!Cloud.

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 Před 4 lety +113

      He activated simp mode

    • @tuckinatorinator787
      @tuckinatorinator787 Před 4 lety +254

      Cloud throughout most of the game is like "Fuck you guys, I'm hilarious!"

    • @phenompy
      @phenompy Před 4 lety +208

      Tifa is the team's mom lol

  • @jameslambertus5820
    @jameslambertus5820 Před 4 lety +434

    They missed some of the iconic barret whining.
    “Marlene, daddy miss you already “
    “I don’t want to see stairs again in my whole life”

    • @troutsy6897
      @troutsy6897 Před 4 lety +36

      They cut out Tifa calling Barrett a retard as well, lmao

    • @magneticbirds
      @magneticbirds Před 4 lety +27

      @Troutsy I mean that’s not really a bad thing, that word is much, much more offensive nowadays than it was in ‘97

    • @KinodeVGM
      @KinodeVGM Před 4 lety +39

      @@ThatGuy-en2nn I mean it's really ableist. They have a morality department specifically for things like this, and it's totally unnecessary to include that kind of slur here. So yes, I'm glad they cut it out.

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn Před 4 lety +4

      @@KinodeVGM Babies isn't a slur. Grow a pair man.

    • @magneticbirds
      @magneticbirds Před 4 lety +29

      Nobody’s saying “babies” is a slur...? “r****d” is, though, and that’s the word they were referring to.

  • @NaomiTCOOKIES
    @NaomiTCOOKIES Před 4 lety +885

    Damn, Cloud's got that Mako boost, but Tifa never skipped leg day, huh...

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Před 4 lety +130

      Her master put her through ridiculous Shounen manga training everyday for like nearly a decade

    • @idiraitmenguellet232
      @idiraitmenguellet232 Před 4 lety +56

      Big fucking sword on the back, and he was watching over barret, Tifa id fit sure but she also carries nothing

    • @NaomiTCOOKIES
      @NaomiTCOOKIES Před 4 lety +69

      @@idiraitmenguellet232 Yeah but considering Cloud's practically a supersoldier I doubt that sword weighs much for him especially if he's able to swing it around like a thousand times a day. Plus a normal guy like Leslie was able to carry it around without breaking a sweat.

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn Před 4 lety +44

      @@NaomiTCOOKIES In the orginal tifa and barrett were tired and cloud wasn't .

    • @NaomiTCOOKIES
      @NaomiTCOOKIES Před 4 lety +7

      @@ThatGuy-en2nn in the og, yes

  • @KatlikeRider
    @KatlikeRider Před 4 lety +1172

    Barret: "Gimme a suicidal last stand. At least that'd have an end!"
    Cloud: [THE PRICE OF FREEDOM PLAYS INTERNALLY]

    • @faragaroruga3229
      @faragaroruga3229 Před 4 lety +49

      Peoples didn't play CC, they won't get it

    • @lilyliod1125
      @lilyliod1125 Před 4 lety +41

      KatlikeRider the moment he said it I was like "Ouch, don't go there Barret"

    • @jemican4500
      @jemican4500 Před 4 lety +6

      @@lilyliod1125 until he got stabbed by sephiroth in the shira building

    • @aprettyfunnyperson4516
      @aprettyfunnyperson4516 Před 4 lety +38

      Cloud and Tifa’s response after he said that may have been referencing that actually. Both of them were even more aggressive about it and Barret’s “Why?” only makes me believe it even more.

    • @cacksacker6937
      @cacksacker6937 Před 4 lety +55

      Those stairs look steep... *LIKE THE PRICE OF FREEDOM*

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne Před 4 lety +3175

    I love that the music sounds epic in the beginning and slowly distorts as our heroes go up.

    • @orichalchem
      @orichalchem Před 4 lety +199

      Just like in real life

    • @Elixziyiel
      @Elixziyiel Před 4 lety +185

      Exactly. The music in this remake is so good.

    • @shadow7179
      @shadow7179 Před 4 lety +160

      they getting tired of climbing the stairs lol

    • @MiguelMartinez-pw9op
      @MiguelMartinez-pw9op Před 4 lety +74

      And here I thought it's an audio error of some kind lol.

    • @cozm3433
      @cozm3433 Před 4 lety +32

      It remembers me to snake eater with the ladder

  • @Luchux177
    @Luchux177 Před 4 lety +404

    "At least give me a suicidal last stand!"
    You can clearly see that Cloud didn't like that on a subcobscious level.

    • @andreaghidini4884
      @andreaghidini4884 Před 4 lety +104

      And he says that on the 49th level, which is Zack's level. Oh the easter egg..

    • @GMdelsXT9
      @GMdelsXT9 Před 3 lety +18

      @@andreaghidini4884 sigh... son of a-

    • @sonyafirefly3879
      @sonyafirefly3879 Před 3 lety +2

      @@andreaghidini4884 holy cows

    • @zae1371
      @zae1371 Před 3 lety +1

      @@andreaghidini4884 😱

    • @cawtar1119
      @cawtar1119 Před 3 lety

      @@andreaghidini4884 NANI ?! DAMN THAT'S GOOD !

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 4 lety +318

    I love how for Tifa this is a light workout.
    For Cloud it's only 59 floors.
    For Barrett it's an actual ascent into Hell.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 Před 11 měsíci +27

      I mean, Cloud was getting tired too

    • @merimkastrat5846
      @merimkastrat5846 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Barrett knew he’s screwed.
      Cloud overestimated the stairs.
      Tifa at least last longer hustling up the stairs but ends up tired too like the rest.

  • @wheeltorque3918
    @wheeltorque3918 Před 4 lety +722

    Barret out here going through the 5 stages of grief climbing stairs. These 5 years were so worth it.

  • @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen
    @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen Před 4 lety +659

    "Who the hell... Puts an evac station... Up thirty flights of goddamn stairs."

  • @TheBronf
    @TheBronf Před 4 lety +1088

    i love how cloud gets slower. and slower and slower as he goes up. the last 10 the game MAKES you suffer as well. but didn't effect me. i was smiling the whole time. loving it.

  • @rediguana7318
    @rediguana7318 Před 4 lety +606

    "Gimme a suicidal last stand, at least that has an end"
    "Let's just shut up."
    Barrett unknowingly triggered Cloud's PTSD and he thought back to Zack.

    • @sonyafirefly3879
      @sonyafirefly3879 Před 3 lety +29

      Oof, man, I didn't even think of that.

    • @whatthe9256
      @whatthe9256 Před 3 lety +25

      Cloud still doesnt remember zack at this point though

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 Před 3 lety +9

      @@whatthe9256 He remembers jessie and biggs "dying"

    • @Sonicisbadazz
      @Sonicisbadazz Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@whatthe9256 You're right that he wasn't directly thinking of Zack there. However, Cloud's subconscious is still traumatized, so he's reacting to the comment without understanding why. Heck, that's how you can read all of his headaches throughout the game.

    • @PANICBLADE
      @PANICBLADE Před 3 měsíci +3

      And he said that when he got to floor 49, the floor Zack worked on in Crisis Core.

  • @shadowwarrior3444
    @shadowwarrior3444 Před 4 lety +1407

    My old enemy...stairs.

  • @816262
    @816262 Před 4 lety +390

    Love how when Tifa asks Cloud to watch Barret, he says "Copy", cause he doesnt want to repeat the request. Then when Tifa asks him to speak up, he has to say it, and Barret overhears and teases him about it, and Cloud just gets so embarrassed.

    • @chuannguyenvuanhSG92
      @chuannguyenvuanhSG92 Před 4 lety +25

      Cloud even yelled at Aerith "Quit to acting like you know me before!"

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 Před 3 lety +8

      @@chuannguyenvuanhSG92 the funny thing is she was right too

  • @PJ_Sandwiich
    @PJ_Sandwiich Před 4 lety +359

    “It’s only 59 floors”
    Yeah, ok Cloud, some of us can barely manage getting out of bed

    • @lastpringle8904
      @lastpringle8904 Před 2 lety +20

      Some of us can barely manage a single flight of stairs

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Před 11 měsíci +7

      also he gets tired anyway

  • @Dullsonic3
    @Dullsonic3 Před 4 lety +1309

    If you don't know, in the original, when you get to Shinra HQ, you had 2 routes to take. Either break in and fight your way to the top, or face Po's old enemy, stairs. I am so happy they kept that in the remake!

    • @alzara3425
      @alzara3425 Před 4 lety +89

      And the dialog too

    • @jaznightking4418
      @jaznightking4418 Před 4 lety +12

      Is it worth though? Don't you want the exp?

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před 4 lety +195

      @@jaznightking4418 I want to take the funnier choice.

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 Před 4 lety +12

      I took the stairs right and honestly I’m glad

    • @keikan0407
      @keikan0407 Před 4 lety +7

      Me too. Glad that the game kept the details.

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 Před 4 lety +1276

    They clearly had fun with this

  • @userperkingmacbeth6715
    @userperkingmacbeth6715 Před 4 lety +808

    They really captured the humor of the original. Good.

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads Před 4 lety +8

      Now I want to see the original

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 Před 4 lety +53

      Da Arkus basically it’s same except all the characters run same speed instead of slowing down like in this one.

    • @minichou
      @minichou Před 4 lety +4

      @@dizzyheads the original game is super funny

    • @Ty_Jac
      @Ty_Jac Před 4 lety +1

      @@minichou New Threat mod so much more funny.

    • @uncertified-banger5595
      @uncertified-banger5595 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sonicmania6753 But doesn't Barret stop up every now and then in the original

  • @ryderrose9837
    @ryderrose9837 Před 4 lety +632

    Cloud: crap wrong flight of stairs we have to go back.
    Everybody else: screaming in pain

    • @jamesbutlerx64
      @jamesbutlerx64 Před 4 lety +52

      Barret: *internal screaming*

    • @justascarecrow6988
      @justascarecrow6988 Před 4 lety +49

      @@jamesbutlerx64 Internal? Boy howdy, Barret would make those god dammn walls shake .

    • @jonnymaldonado5974
      @jonnymaldonado5974 Před 4 lety +16

      *proceeds to yeet Cloud over the railing.*

    • @tru6984
      @tru6984 Před 4 lety +14

      At that point jumping off and dying is a better option

    • @Aceanalog45
      @Aceanalog45 Před 3 lety +6

      *process to throw cloud each flight of stairs*

  • @jcgames3656
    @jcgames3656 Před 4 lety +371

    Barret:"This sucks. I wanna go back" (Jumps off the stairs)

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +10

      Advent Children style!
      But
      Barret: [CENSORED]
      [SeriouslyIsHeEvenBreathingHowCanYouCussThatMuchSoLoudAndHolyShit!]

    • @finalthief4894
      @finalthief4894 Před 4 lety +4

      (Credits role)

  • @devinroi3886
    @devinroi3886 Před 3 lety +158

    Plot twist: Barret's voice actor was actually on a stairmaster while doing his lines which makes the pains sound very legit

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth Před 4 lety +482

    I love how the devs absolutely did not have to put detail into this, but they went all they way with the party getting exhausted.
    Tifa starts outpacing the two, takes a break partway through, and starts back up again. The “couldn’t hear you” interaction and the slight muffle to her voice also sells how far away she is, but that gets more labored further up.
    Cloud is able to run up at the beginning, but it noticeably slows down on the stairs until he goes into a jog and a walk, trying to keep his pace. Cloud, being Cloud, really wants to get this over with.
    If you walk near him, Barret’s animation looks like he skips parts of the stairs, then slows down to one stair step at a time. Barret is a lot more vocal and boy does he hate this.

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 Před rokem +12

      And the music even starts to sound tired

    • @timothyn4699
      @timothyn4699 Před rokem +7

      the indicator for each player on which floor of stairs they are on is a nice touch ;p

  • @AuraArondight
    @AuraArondight Před 4 lety +394

    "Who the hell puts an evac station up thirty flights of god damn stairs?"

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 Před 4 lety +34

      Shinra, apparently lol

    • @AuraArondight
      @AuraArondight Před 4 lety +10

      @@GenshinLover283 Shinra and CEDA.

    • @omegaman255
      @omegaman255 Před 4 lety +54

      “C’mon Coach! Maybe the helicopter, maybe it’s made of chocolate!”
      Man, I miss the days of Left 4 Dead.

    • @Elixziyiel
      @Elixziyiel Před 4 lety +4

      LOL. Exactly.

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares Před 4 lety +6

      @@omegaman255 ... Somebody needs to make a video of Cloud, Tifa and Barret getting to the 59th floor and then immediately getting karma Charged off. XD

  • @thatmermaidstar9364
    @thatmermaidstar9364 Před 4 lety +794

    "Another day, another struggle...
    Climbing stairs is so much trouble..."
    HAHAHAHA Oh Barret 😂😂😂

  • @asdtgh8895
    @asdtgh8895 Před 4 lety +372

    Barret and Tifa got it easy, Cloud still got that Buster Sword on him.

    • @dylanmarecek2342
      @dylanmarecek2342 Před 4 lety +147

      Barret got a giant ass gun or melee weapon lol

    • @faharitajulfain3415
      @faharitajulfain3415 Před 4 lety +93

      Tifa have double extra weight on her chest...you know...

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 Před 4 lety +43

      @@faharitajulfain3415 Thats not heavy though, thats just a gift :)

    • @marksantiago9841
      @marksantiago9841 Před 4 lety +8

      Tifa got a bust, and barret have that huge gun buster on his arm

    • @yunagfs
      @yunagfs Před 4 lety +10

      Kejiri uh no they pretty heavy lmao

  • @Chatshirre
    @Chatshirre Před 4 lety +188

    Clouds “but Tifa I wasn’t-“ 🥺

  • @osamamoh5390
    @osamamoh5390 Před 4 lety +955

    Snake eater ladder: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.

    • @user-ph1ms6uc6p
      @user-ph1ms6uc6p Před 4 lety +16

      i play the song when climbing up the stairs in the original lmaoooo

    • @loaeterna2384
      @loaeterna2384 Před 4 lety +6

      worthy opponent? this blows the ladder out of the water lol

    • @KoreanSpy1997
      @KoreanSpy1997 Před 4 lety +11

      @@loaeterna2384 Nah this is cool, but I think snake eater's best boss, The ladder's better.

    • @TheKusa5
      @TheKusa5 Před 4 lety +9

      @@KoreanSpy1997 What a thrill....

    • @thebetaandtheenigma2642
      @thebetaandtheenigma2642 Před 4 lety +1

      @osama moh Lol your comment reminds me of when a buddy of mine showed me how to use a rubber band for the analog stick to let Snake climb up without sitting there and holding it

  • @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen
    @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen Před 4 lety +328

    I love how they begin to slow down as they keep going higher. Well except Tifa, that woman was on a tear almost the entire way up.

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm Před 4 lety +102

      she lighter overall, has likely built her endurance/stamina through martial art training, and doesn't carry heavy equipment on her, so it makes sense

    • @DESTIEL65
      @DESTIEL65 Před 4 lety +32

      @@zaqareemalcolm but she carried a two big melon on her body lol

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm Před 4 lety +9

      @@DESTIEL65 lmao

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 4 lety +99

    Please keep in mind, climbing stairs for prolonged periods can become incredibly strenuous, as it uses muscles that you don't normally use. Even if you've got superhuman capabilities, it doesn't help much if you've been skipping leg day.

  • @flameonboi
    @flameonboi Před 4 lety +485

    Barret: Cloud wait... Why do i hear boss music
    "what a thrill..."

    • @omegashinobi
      @omegashinobi Před 4 lety +23

      What a thrill.

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder Před 4 lety +12

      @@omegashinobi I'm searching through the mountains for you......

    • @mainmanstan7405
      @mainmanstan7405 Před 4 lety +11

      What a fear in my heart...

    • @starbrune87
      @starbrune87 Před 4 lety +13

      But you're so Supreme!

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 Před 4 lety +11

      @@starbrune87 I give my life!

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Před 4 lety +300

    “It’s only 59 floors.”
    Only?

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play Před 4 lety +7

      The gang at My Hero Academia had to climb 199 floors, so yes: *only 59 floors.*

    • @ROBDEWAND
      @ROBDEWAND Před 4 lety +5

      well i mean cloud is an ex soldier so who know it is possible that he had to climb those stairs before as part of a drill wouldn't be suprised

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +2

      Flying chair: Q_Q

    • @lionrence
      @lionrence Před 4 lety +3

      I have to climb 3 to get to my apartment, I have to take a break between 2 and 3 XD

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 Před 4 lety +390

    They even add the floors on the health HUD.

    • @OverseerMoti
      @OverseerMoti Před 4 lety +21

      And get the positions swapped too

    • @what0080
      @what0080 Před 4 lety +3

      I did not notice until now...

  • @Steven-jn7fd
    @Steven-jn7fd Před 4 lety +359

    49th floor was Zack's floor in crisis core....

    • @phillipredgrave5745
      @phillipredgrave5745 Před 4 lety +227

      And that's when Barret mentions a "Suicidal Last Stand"...

    • @Nuvcore
      @Nuvcore Před 4 lety +48

      @@phillipredgrave5745 holy shit

    • @bobmuller8256
      @bobmuller8256 Před 4 lety +6

      Phillip Regan Shit I didn’t notice that 😧

    • @PlaystationGamerZX
      @PlaystationGamerZX Před 4 lety +16

      I didn't notice that! Damn it I pass the mention

    • @cynicalidealist11
      @cynicalidealist11 Před 2 lety +1

      Hmm.. kinda curious then that the sephiroth clone who lived next to cloud and tifa also had 49 tattooed on his arm.

  • @LuisRPG8
    @LuisRPG8 Před 4 lety +70

    Barret: "Worst. Route. Ever!"
    I dunno Barret, the dialogue and sheer hilarity makes up for it and this is just part of it

  • @jedrhodes4833
    @jedrhodes4833 Před 4 lety +346

    Cloud: stops.
    Barret: “Cloud, slow down!”

    • @ellacarolinexo
      @ellacarolinexo Před 4 lety +5

      Jed Rhodes that killed me.

    • @wukongson5290
      @wukongson5290 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow even getting this comment to 100 likes didn't take as long as them going up the stairs.

    • @bobmuller8256
      @bobmuller8256 Před 4 lety +1

      Jed Rhodes 😂🤣 So funny

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 Před 3 lety +4

      *slows down faster*

  • @queerspirit2995
    @queerspirit2995 Před 4 lety +170

    I can't stress how much I love Barret in this game any further.

  • @deltaxiii7803
    @deltaxiii7803 Před 4 lety +76

    I just love how barret is losing his mind so much that he freaking sang in misery hahahaha

  • @MagicianFairy
    @MagicianFairy Před 4 lety +89

    When you stairs for so long even the orchestra is tired.

  • @TheCyborgCast
    @TheCyborgCast Před 4 lety +120

    There's one thing I notice that Cloud barely show how tired he until the end.

  • @FFlover1994
    @FFlover1994 Před 4 lety +396

    I just love how they show how much stronger tifa is physically, and the fact that cloud isn't a real soldier with real training.
    pretty sure if someone like zack who recieved proper soldier training would've lasted longer than cloud, which hints towards his true nature/self.

    • @soraboy93
      @soraboy93 Před 4 lety +146

      not just that, Zack is the SQUAT MASTER

    • @inactive9544
      @inactive9544 Před 4 lety +110

      Well Tifa works out pretty frequently judging from the punching bag in her room. Cloud is also carrying the buster sword up the stairs.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Před 4 lety +80

      Even though he’s not actually SOLDIER, Jenova cells plus the fact that he swings that big ass sword around with one arm must mean that he’s pretty fucking strong.

    • @juniebro
      @juniebro Před 4 lety +5

      Cloud is carrying the buster sword tho

    • @poppyharlow9377
      @poppyharlow9377 Před 4 lety +9

      Silvana Sanchez god damnit

  • @IronSnake98
    @IronSnake98 Před 4 lety +68

    5:41 Trust me Barret, you do not want a "suicidal last stand"

    • @bobmuller8256
      @bobmuller8256 Před 4 lety +11

      IronSnake98 And he said it in the 49th floor where Zack used to work. 😭

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 Před 4 lety +41

    Barret: Give me a suicidal last stand! At least that would have an end!
    Zack: First Time?

  • @mybestie2576
    @mybestie2576 Před 4 lety +303

    Tifa is such a mom 😂💖

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker Před 4 lety +11

      And yet she never had a pee break like in the original.

    • @korruption6
      @korruption6 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Cloud_Seeker Good thing she held it in. Wouldn't want Barret and Cloud to slip.

    • @YourAnimeOtaku
      @YourAnimeOtaku Před 4 lety +1

      korruption well now barret has a faster way of “going back” 🤣

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker Před 4 lety

      @@korruption6 Actually. She send them ahead.

  • @Bentron88
    @Bentron88 Před 4 lety +228

    And that is why you don’t skip leg day

  • @TMan5636
    @TMan5636 Před 4 lety +217

    Instead of distortion, I would've loved it if they made the band sound like they were getting tired. Like sounding slower, you hear some wheezing from the wind instruments, and so on.

    • @speedkiller53
      @speedkiller53 Před 3 lety +2

      A missed opportunity

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 Před 2 lety +11

      By the end, the soundtrack is literally just all the band members coughing and gasping for air, with some of them actually being heard fainting and falling to the floor.

    • @daniel_007
      @daniel_007 Před rokem +11

      No, they nailed the effect really well. When you get panting like that, you can't hear pretty well, it's like even your ears are panting, making everything sound distorted like that, like under a bubble

    • @TrueFaceAnim
      @TrueFaceAnim Před 5 měsíci +3

      similar to sonic unleashed's worst score music ?

    • @TMan5636
      @TMan5636 Před 5 měsíci

      Yes, exactly. XD@@TrueFaceAnim

  • @GamerBot125
    @GamerBot125 Před 3 lety +20

    6:50 literally broke my resolve and I was laughing so hard when Barret blurted that out my first playthrough.

  • @griffwilson5932
    @griffwilson5932 Před 4 lety +134

    I love how even Cloud gets tired from the bullshit of climbing the stairs. 🤣

  • @TNEQL
    @TNEQL Před 4 lety +156

    You gotta love how Barret and Cloud struggle through this while Tifa treats it like it's little more than a morning stroll. 🤣

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 Před 4 lety +43

      I mean, she only has her gloves as a baggage. Cloud has this huge chunk of metal as a sword and Barret on top of being massive just by himself has a huge-ass gun for an arm.

    • @MastersDefender
      @MastersDefender Před 4 lety +26

      @@SailorSetsuna7 Well, Tifa also has big baggages on her chest.

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 Před 4 lety +30

      @@MastersDefender At least they aren't made of metal 😂

    • @user-we7eh1lh2x
      @user-we7eh1lh2x Před 4 lety +1

      @@SailorSetsuna7 LOOOOOOOL

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn Před 4 lety

      Gotta love how that's different from the orginal.

  • @ktrinidaddy
    @ktrinidaddy Před 4 lety +79

    you know, cloud's character doesnt really give a shit about what others think about him but when tifa treats him like a kid at 1:04 you can tell he cares what tifa thinks, how cute

  • @christine8459
    @christine8459 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Cloud's joke flew over my head too, I did not expected it.

  • @radiantblog
    @radiantblog Před 4 lety +184

    „But tifa i wasnt“ 😂

    • @lilshokan
      @lilshokan Před 4 lety +23

      Cloud's "but mom" moment

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 Před 4 lety +13

      lilshokan *in a whiny child’s voice while pointing* “But moooom! I didn’t do anything. Barret started it!” 😓😓

  • @jayvillar
    @jayvillar Před 4 lety +94

    the epic tune playing while climbing up

  • @magicman25103
    @magicman25103 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Barret in the elevator: "People aughta use the damn stairs sometime"
    Barret when taking the stairs: *quiet sobbing*

  • @ssourbill7499
    @ssourbill7499 Před 4 lety +25

    I love how Tifa just zoomed passes Cloud and Barrett and takes the lead.

  • @spiffocyte5238
    @spiffocyte5238 Před 4 lety +29

    This scene was perfect.
    I love how the more tired they get the more irritated at each other they are. Just like real life....

  • @Salty_Neko
    @Salty_Neko Před 4 lety +54

    Man, just watching this is making me feel exhausted.

  • @YXiao
    @YXiao Před 4 lety +81

    I like how they show which team member is at which floor and shuffle as someone got overtaken 😂

  • @ubermaster1
    @ubermaster1 Před 4 lety +30

    When Barret said "You've got to be shitting me" I seriously, genuinely felt that.

  • @deemandude6131
    @deemandude6131 Před 4 lety +237

    Snake Eater: No one will ever do something as crazy as our ladder simulator.
    FFVIIRemake: Hold my beer.

    • @mewantcool
      @mewantcool Před 4 lety +7

      Lol I’m already imagining “Snake Eateeeeer” while I’m climbing up the stairsXD

    • @sableyesgemeyes7918
      @sableyesgemeyes7918 Před 4 lety +2

      (Proceeds to play snake eater)

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG Před 4 lety +9

      But ff7 came out before mgs

    • @deemandude6131
      @deemandude6131 Před 4 lety +3

      @@disgaealikerasapOG Yes, but the original didn't put any fanfare in the stair climbing sequence, just some dialogue

    • @OverseerMoti
      @OverseerMoti Před 4 lety +2

      Sneake Eater's ladder still has the honor of being lethal, though.

  • @hidekiryuga881
    @hidekiryuga881 Před rokem +8

    Did someone notice Barret mentioning "A suicidal last stand" at the 49th floor?
    This is the same floor Zackc, who fought a suicidal last stand, spent his time as a SOLDIER and all the other members were stationed as well.

  • @gloomsi
    @gloomsi Před 2 lety +12

    I love how snippy they start getting with each other. Cloud's, "I was. JOKING." kills me LMAO sounds like siblings fighting.

  • @AGamersShadow
    @AGamersShadow Před 4 lety +215

    “What a thrill...” oh wait wrong game... and no ladder...

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 Před 4 lety +5

      Have to eat a rat midway to replenish stamina

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit Před 4 lety +1

      @@zen_7748 bring a fork for quick access

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 Před 4 lety

      exactly what I'm thinking lmao

  • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
    @ciaranmcloughlin7165 Před 9 měsíci +6

    6:51 I love how they made Barrett sound like a petulant kid and Cloud and Tifa act like frustrated parents on a road trip.

  • @Kiirze
    @Kiirze Před 4 lety +157

    « But Tifa I wasn’t- » was so cute from Cloud. 🥺 Tifa literally has him wrapped around her fingers.

  • @QuackSpeed
    @QuackSpeed Před 4 lety +23

    “Who puts a laboratory... up 59 flights of goddamned stairs?” “Hey, maybe the laboratory.... maybe it’s made of chocolate.”

  • @HJLusio
    @HJLusio Před 4 lety +129

    "Take the stairs. Hate the stairs! Rrrgghh...!"
    Hulk - Endgame 2019

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 Před 4 lety +14

      SoullessGamer98 "SO MANY STAIRS!!!"

    • @isabellaponce2882
      @isabellaponce2882 Před 4 lety +2

      @@senpie9087
      That single line had me. Every single time. Haha

  • @garrtrigger
    @garrtrigger Před 4 lety +58

    Damn this brings back memories. I always take this route just for their banter and bickering.
    You did it Square, you really did it.

  • @BushidoDragon
    @BushidoDragon Před 4 lety +94

    After playing the original game it is actually glade to hear personality to the characters

  • @uzukascarloboshi3829
    @uzukascarloboshi3829 Před 4 lety +30

    Barret: ''This sucks! I wanna go back!''
    Tifa: '' You want to go down all those stairs you just climbed?''
    Barret: ''NO S**T!

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 Před 4 lety +24

    The voice actors, the models and the music become exahusted. I love it.

  • @TearD6
    @TearD6 Před 4 lety +54

    I'm surprised they're able to fight later with all that burn going on downstairs...

  • @bvnbvn7654
    @bvnbvn7654 Před 4 lety +138

    Tifa is tired of their bs LMAO

  • @GuardianOfTheHeaven
    @GuardianOfTheHeaven Před 4 lety +27

    Came for this stair-climbing scene, and came back very satisfied. Glad that not only the devs managed to keep this intact, but the characters talking during the climb just got much better(and while there's no VAs in the original(only dialogues), it's just as satisfying). Poor Barret lol 😂

  • @pizzamafioso9191
    @pizzamafioso9191 Před 4 lety +16

    3:57
    Watch a man turning crazy

  • @jeremydabal9000
    @jeremydabal9000 Před 4 lety +56

    They're completely exhausted, but it's good way to exercise

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 Před 4 lety +4

      Jeremy Dabal I was only thinking about how many calories they’ve all burnt from this. 😂😂

  • @mwilliamspulse
    @mwilliamspulse Před 4 lety +300

    Cloud: guys.
    Barret and tifa: WHAT!
    Cloud: the doors locked......
    Tifa: 😢😭
    Barret: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    • @josephoneill3532
      @josephoneill3532 Před 4 lety +4

      Wish that actually happened

    • @jcgames3656
      @jcgames3656 Před 4 lety +4

      End of the game, roll credits

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před 4 lety +1

      Quoting TFS. How original.

    • @collkev
      @collkev Před 4 lety +8

      @@balabanasireti saying the same thing on multiple comments over and over again. How original.

    • @bahamutShin
      @bahamutShin Před 4 lety +2

      @@collkev it's because it's a joke from "Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged"
      here, i'll share you the link:
      czcams.com/video/cJ15H7paedU/video.html

  • @turinmormegil7715
    @turinmormegil7715 Před 4 lety +28

    Tifa acting like a mommy for 10 minutes straight

  • @Neko_Medic
    @Neko_Medic Před 3 měsíci +3

    The game remembered it's still final fantasy.

  • @izzatiaslan1861
    @izzatiaslan1861 Před 4 lety +42

    Love it when tifa try to scold them coz of fighting and cloud was like a child trying to justify himself 😂

  • @madelineria7482
    @madelineria7482 Před rokem +4

    7:23 legend says Barret's still singing all day long

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx Před 4 lety +37

    Defeating secret boss in FFVII.
    Stairs 59.

  • @ZuelFaryzzal
    @ZuelFaryzzal Před 4 lety +18

    1:05 damn tifa got no chill, run fast af leaving those 2 behind, well to be fair cloud did carry a big ass sword on his back meanwhile barret with big ass gun attached to his hand

  • @iaxacs3801
    @iaxacs3801 Před rokem +3

    I may have listened to the Jenova theme while climbing the stairs case down Tokyo Tower

  • @lerinasan
    @lerinasan Před 4 lety +6

    4:05
    Barret damn tired he hallucinating 🤣