The Snatcher Wrong way. It’s mustached, hatless, hood-wearin, statue-posin, castle-dwellin, ticket-givin, PECK NECK. I literally remember that from hours of listening to the Conductor saying peck-neck.
The fact that the Conductor shares a voice with the Smash Bros Announcer and the protagonist of Persona 5 honestly terrifies me. This man is too powerful.
"And yer better not star in any of DJ Grooves' movies! HIS MOVIES ARE FOUL HAGGIS, ON A GIANT PILE OF *PIG DROPPINGS!!!* Also we've got an exclusivity deal, yeah?"
...I absolutely adore these voicelines. They’re just awesome. Also I don’t know why I’m sharing this, but my phone autocorrected voicelines as voice knives and in this scenario I find that really funny for some reason.
Conductor: *puts bomb on you* TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! WHEN ARE YA GONNA BLOW Conductor a few seconds later: HANG IN THERE, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!!
5:40 was as text in the beta iirc but wasn't voiced, it was used when the conductor yelled at the receptionist for nearly blowing up the train (for those who don't know, the receptionist originally drove the train apparently) also 5:10 is from the beta period too, back when battle of the birds was trainwreck of science there was a cutscene where the train would have launched to the Moon and Crashed there
I will never not adore and love this game, but I do really wish that some of the beta ideas were implemented, especially around the Trainwreck of Science and some of the old plot ideas, Alpine Skyline wasn't the best designed either admittedly, but it was very good still.
Everyone talks about The Conductor's Link-like shouts, bird-themed swears and generally loud and rough demeanor, but can we just mention how relatively _unnerving_ 3:49 is? It's the one time The Conductor drops his voice, could be an implied threat on Hat Kid's well-being (or even her LIFE) and coming right off the tail of what seems like a throwaway line... *_Brrrr._*
_What’s the matter? Are you simply going to watch? Are you forsaking him to save yourself? Death awaits him if you do nothing. Was your previous decision a mistake then?_ *_> It wasn’t._* *> It might have been…* _…Very well, I have heeded your resolve. Vow to me! I am thou, thou art I. Thou who art willing to perform all sacrilegious acts for thine own justice; call upon my name and release thy rage! Show the strength of thy will to ascertain all on thine own, though thou be chained to Hell itself!_
5:10 “Me train is in ruins and all the owls are heading to this here club **hiccup** well… **gulp** no point of being thirsty while I’m on the moon. ANOTHER ROUND BOYS!” Where was this supposed to be played?
it was supposed to be used in the scrapped chapter of "Trainwreck of science" , where train rush was originally a level that crashed the Conductor's train onto the moon. Dj Grooves used to own a club there, and that line is him supposed to be drinking at the bar in said club
For those who think it's so funny that this guy swears by saying 'peck' and 'peck neck', imagine if every time he says peck/peck neck it's an actual curse (if he says peck, imagine he's saying the f-word). It's even more hilarious.
Someone make a mod “IF I WANTED A BUNCH OF LITTLE SHITS DANCING ON DRUGS, HA, ID VISIT ME GRANDCHILDREN” (idk if drugs was the right word) “I bet dj bitch won’t be able to make HALF of the movie we just made!” “OH YOU NO GOOD DIRTY BITCH” “What the fuck is wrong with ya!?” “SO YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT TO SOLVE THE CASE!?”
![[Seal the Deal] Snatcher Voice Lines](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ksyHlBZSbHQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Seal the Deal] Snatcher Voice Lines](/img/tr.png)
21 minutes of angry Scottish bird yelling
@@scienceweak yes yes it is
21 minutes spent right
*s c o t t e s h b e r b*
That's a BIRD????
@@cutecatsara123 yes, yes he is a bird
PECK NECK
12:50 mustached, hatless, hood-wearin', statue posin', castle dwellin', ticket givin' *P E C C N E C C*
*DAHLIN’*
you got it out of order
Mustached, hatless, castle dwelling, hood wearin, (I didn't understand this one), peck neck
Mustached, hatless, castle-dwellin', hood-wearin', statue-posin', ticket-givin', PECK NECK!!
The Snatcher Wrong way. It’s mustached, hatless, hood-wearin, statue-posin, castle-dwellin, ticket-givin, PECK NECK. I literally remember that from hours of listening to the Conductor saying peck-neck.
I love how the camera screws up when he says "MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRERRRRR" at 20:05
*_MYEERRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRERRRRRRR_*
Same, lol
That's what a *_MYURRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR_* would do!
3:50 shit 😨
"It's my baby"
God, he said that so cute.
you say that like everythin he says aint cute
@@PinkPenSketches_PNG Well that one sounds really cute. I didn't mean to say that he ain't cute
(Sorry for my bad English)
"It's ma bebby!"
0:52 It's me Beby!
oh mama-Mia!
he treats his train better than his grandchildren
16:13 “What the peck is wrong with you!?”
16:15
More like "What the peck is 'rong with you? No, seriously, what?"
What are you doing in the background
Fox _ Squash Oi!! You in the background!!
Jennifer Horne Peanuts gang?!?
Wow. I didn't realize just how much this guy talks.
That _"myurrrderrerrrr"_ is the main driving point in my quest to roll my r's.
BRO SAME
EXACTLY MY GAWD 😭🤚
20:05 myarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrderer
That’s what a MYURRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRERRR would do
Wow, the R rolls are real.
Dat screen change tho XD
@@connergoessupersonic
*Thanks*
XD
Nobody:
Banjo-Kazooie characters: 3:30
Fun fact: These are actually for when you get the mumble badge in style of Banjo-Kazooie.
15:01 - It was me
15:05 (aka a couple seconds later) IT WASN'T ME
Let's make this movie happen, owls! In position, ACTION!
every little kid when they do something bad
@@marixsunnyotp3142 *_oOOOOHOHOHOOO LOOK AT ALL THIS RAW FOOTAGE WE GOT_*
@@AceSpadespoken *LOOK AT HOW YER- YER- YER RUNNIN FOR DEAR LIFE!*
**insert a peckin evil laugh.**
@@siimply_rcxy OOH AND MAKE SURE YER GIVE YERSELF AN OUTFIT AS WELL, ITS ALL ABOUT THE LOOKS!
4:33 my fav conductor voiceline
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU PECK NECKS ON ME TRAIN!!!WHOOOOMEDAAAAA YOU BE THE TROUBLEMAKERS
@@popper7633 Only to have*
Cruise Cheung I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND!!!
@@hermionegranger4823 if me train explodes, oohohohohoohh... i swear on me mum, you're gonna get it
Prince Snatcher heheh i'm just messin' with yer...
3:49 oh
YEA SAME
*oh*
Oh ho ho ho (breath in)
*you better not pull the same kind trick again*
he's a demon
^
The fact that the Conductor shares a voice with the Smash Bros Announcer and the protagonist of Persona 5 honestly terrifies me. This man is too powerful.
yep
If I didn't know Xander Mobus was behind all these voices I would NOT have believed it at all. That's impressive.
"And yer better not star in any of DJ Grooves' movies! HIS MOVIES ARE FOUL HAGGIS, ON A GIANT PILE OF *PIG DROPPINGS!!!*
Also we've got an exclusivity deal, yeah?"
but like he went from 100 to 0 real quick and that shooks me
*Scottish Accent Equipped*
Extremely Scottish Badge
"CRUSH IT! Come on, what are ya, chicken? Just hammer it! Oh, wait, will the juice flow out? WE NEED THE JUICE!"
wtf was he even talking about in that line?
I can see where people like the Snatcher...
But the Conductor has funnier lines!
Ikr uwu
@- Tami- Well, if you don't like The Conductor then I guess there's nothing on this World that you like.
Me a Dj Grooves fan: Cries in darling
@@kimi_ni_todoke Peck neck!!
@@SUCHMISH :0 DON'T SAY THE P WORD
Seems like at some point in development the Conductor's train was gonna get blown up for real...
And he was gonna get drunk.
Really wish we could've seen more drunk Conductor, but that'd probably bump up the game's rating.
@@cakesmaya1775 it's already rated T for teen
@@cakesmaya1775 Welp- Seal The Deal came out. There's drunk Conductor there (and his grandchildren)
13:01 Best line and everyone knows it
Mustached,
Hatless,
_Hood-Wearin',_
_CASTLE-DWELLIN',_
*_STATUE-POSIN',_*
*_TICKET GIVIN',_*
*_P E C K N E C K !_*
*PECK NECK!!!!!!!!!*
@@tadeogomez7303 its actually Mustached, Hatless, Hood-wearin', Statue-posin', Castle-dwellin', Ticket-givin', PECK NECK
What about 20:05
8:52 Did I Miss?
*P e c c*
“Did I hit ya? Did I miss?”
I mean, hit or miss, I guess you never.... *wait*
12:31 FRRROOOOD!!! FRRRRROOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
Dat's frood! *_Froooooood!_*
FROOOOOOOOODDDD
HEY EVERYONE! WE GOT A FROODER OVER HERE
*Hey everyone we've got a fraudster over here!!!!!*
Holy shit
I found another one of my old comments from my old account
AHIT videos are a treasure trove of these damn things-
17:50 Dj GroOOooOves
Finally someone found it
DJ Peckneck
*De movie should be made by ReAl BIRBS*
@@OwlKitto oooh those CAW Peck Necks can’t tell me what to do
7:40
TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK! *untranslatable gibberish that may have something to do with the bomb*
I think the gibberish part is, "WHEN ARE YA GONNA BLOW?!"
LOL NOOB
Jk
Sushininja10 TIME'S TICKING AWAY, TIME'S TICKING!!!!
Sushininja10 OH! HANG IN THERE! I'LL FIND A WAY TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!!!
1:21 E-BIRD
I'll check it out
Kkkkkkkkkkk best one
Angel Woodings E BAY!!!!
"And that ain't no joke it will blow up."
"That will be 50 pons for a new story"
6:39 “Kid. What have ye done!? You can’t mess about in me train, LET ALONE DETONATE IT!!!”
9:32 r/wooosh
i dont get it
*W O O O S H*
@@mostrico0728 r/woosh
@@thetrueyawn stop making these noises you are not funny
R/woooooooosh
A MYYYYYYURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR?!?! ON MY OWL EXPRESS?!??!?!
Dat's frood! *_Frooooooooooood!_*
@@tadeogomez7303 security! We've got a *frooooodster* here!
I didn't know that birds discovered CZcams :o
I was the murder peck neck
*Why are the Owl's so darn useless?!?*
...I absolutely adore these voicelines. They’re just awesome. Also I don’t know why I’m sharing this, but my phone autocorrected voicelines as voice knives and in this scenario I find that really funny for some reason.
Knives, u say?
“THIS ONE AIN’T RUBBER”
@@ilikedragons6779 Lol
Conductor: *puts bomb on you* TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! WHEN ARE YA GONNA BLOW
Conductor a few seconds later: HANG IN THERE, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!!
He found out his mistake, maybe a little too late though
5:40 was as text in the beta iirc but wasn't voiced, it was used when the conductor yelled at the receptionist for nearly blowing up the train (for those who don't know, the receptionist originally drove the train apparently) also 5:10 is from the beta period too, back when battle of the birds was trainwreck of science there was a cutscene where the train would have launched to the Moon and Crashed there
I will never not adore and love this game, but I do really wish that some of the beta ideas were implemented, especially around the Trainwreck of Science and some of the old plot ideas, Alpine Skyline wasn't the best designed either admittedly, but it was very good still.
I would have KILLED to see Conductor's reaction for the train-launch cutscene.
*Now leave the kid alone and stop screwing around!!*
He cares about Hat kid awww thats cute...
I STILL call train rush trainwreck of science because of the beta. XD
Just imagine the train crashes on the moon and then Moonjumper wonders what the hell just happened and why there’s a train on the moon
3:49 *mom come pick me up I’m scared*
Mom: NO.
Pamela Gatica Me: PECK NECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Pamela Gatica Mom: O-O
@@hermionegranger4823 well yeah xd
Is this an unused line? If not, where in the game is it? xD
I wonder how much conductor spits.
*_gallons_*
15:05 “I-It wasn’t me!”
"It was me, I did it, there. You happy?"
"I-It wasn't me!"
That is literally the best order to put the lines XD
15:01 Oh YES it was you!
And I can't believe it's your Uncle's Sister
And I can't believe even more that it's your Uncle's Sister
12:31
Dat's frood! *_Frooooooooooood!_*
Hey everyone
We got a frooooooodster over here
A MYURDERRR? ON *MY* OWL EXPRESS? It's more likely than you think
07:58 "PECK NEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!"
I'll yell like that on my classmates
Майя Кригер Don't we all?
@@tampep4988 I GUESS
I will yell that when ever im peeped off
Is this what god sound like?
No
7:40 best line
Yep you can even hear the taunting in his voice
Ist the same energy as something like *"Tick-tock, mother pecker!"*
20:05
*TIME'S TICKING AWAY*
*TIME'S TICKING*
My sister: builds a house in minecraft
Me:
"AND THE SMELL *Sniffs* IT WOKE YER INNER DEMONS!
1:54 I don’t know why but I find this dialogue so damn funny
*”crush it! cmon what are ye chicken? just hammer it! oh wait will the juice fall out? we need the juice!”*
I could listen to this for hours
Edit: Now realizing that Xander Mobus has voiced so many other characters this feels so surreal
@Mochi Tea
*A y*
wh- you're here too???
Hi
@@KarissaCutie
Yo
This is the same person who voices Joker from Persona 5, and The Smash Bros. Wii U, and Ultimate announcer.
yep
0:01
Conductor Having A Stroke
7:18 is probably my favourite line “I can’t believe I let you be the star OF MY MOVIE!!!”
Him and Wheatley are the only characters in video game history I could listen to talk for days
Maybe some of the Hoyle game characters too
4:44 I SWEAR ON ME MUM
Im dying XD
Your gonna GET IT
What? Hah hah hah, I'm just messing with yer!!! * next part i don't know *
Nicole Kiewel just don't cause no trouble! I have no time for peck necks and the troublemakers
@@hermionegranger4823 Well me train is in ruins and all the owls are heading to this here club * hic *
There should be a mod for TF2 that replaces all of the Demoman's lines with The Conductor's. Imagine DeGroot yell to his enemies, "7:58"!
TJZ2017 OMG, someone make that a mod, and give me the pecking link!
You know, I would if I could, but I can’t mod. But...
Woomy McVroomy same.
+TJZ2017 Pretty fitting since from what I read, Conductor knows a thing or two about explosives :0
Each time demo charges into someone you hear that.
Beautiful.
Uh ba ba ba ba ba bab where do you think your going laddie?
7:00 Apparently those last 2 years I didn’t bother to time stamp this
Everyone talks about The Conductor's Link-like shouts, bird-themed swears and generally loud and rough demeanor, but can we just mention how relatively _unnerving_ 3:49 is? It's the one time The Conductor drops his voice, could be an implied threat on Hat Kid's well-being (or even her LIFE) and coming right off the tail of what seems like a throwaway line... *_Brrrr._*
Tbh i think that line sounds adorable in a weird way
2:59 3:48 4:44 5:10 6:39
6:49 7:00 A-PAPAPAP
6:54 Yer can do it!
8:58 THIS ONE AIN'T RUBBER!
9:11 picture perfect!
*IT WOKE YER INNER DEMONS!*
15:21 my favorite line
Z
The voice actor has gone insane
Stoopid Owl *Xander Mobus has a mental breakdown, circa 2017*
I think he had too many *drinks*
Sounds like he's Already killed someone
3:48 is my favorite line
I wonder if "Bessy" is the name of his train.
I hope it is, cuz' thats goin to be so funny hihihihi
Awwww... Conductor loves his train, bessie
the b e s s y e x p r e s s
Pupsicle LOL
fire kitu it is actually!!
17:30
Damn, those two lines together are scary, alright.
The VICTIM did it!?
8:57 S L I C E O F L I F E
This one ain’t rubber!
SUPER SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH BROTHERRRRRSSSS
_What’s the matter? Are you simply going to watch? Are you forsaking him to save yourself? Death awaits him if you do nothing. Was your previous decision a mistake then?_
*_> It wasn’t._*
*> It might have been…*
_…Very well, I have heeded your resolve. Vow to me! I am thou, thou art I. Thou who art willing to perform all sacrilegious acts for thine own justice; call upon my name and release thy rage! Show the strength of thy will to ascertain all on thine own, though thou be chained to Hell itself!_
@@TRONgirl_EXE
?!?!?!
7:00 wait isn't that how you refer a guy to THAT MEANS ORIGINAL WE COULD PICK GENDERS
It was probably when they were developing Timmy
@@OctoesMP4 true
@@OctoesMP4 Woah hello
@@KarissaCutie
Ayy
I FORGOT I REPLIED TO THISCDJDEFKNGSFKNFDHKNDHGNKDHGDBT
As I was watching this, I heard a train going by XD
**Coincidence?**
*I think NOT*
Apparently this is the same VA for the Announcer in Super Smash Bros Wii U.
And the Persona 5 protagonist
Well, yep. Except the Announcer lost his job for 4 years after that and went cuckoo.
Xander must’ve had a lot of fun voicing this guy.
7:46
The conductor:Lass, Over here!
Oh, Hang in there! I’ll find a way to defuse the bomb!
A Myrrrderrrrr? On _MY_ Owl Express?
It's more likely than you think.
FREE TRAIN CHECK!
13:32
Woomy McVroomy CONDUCTOR BOI *NOOOOOOOOO*
Blueberry senpai r.i.p conductor boi
Woomy McVroomy Wwhhhyyyyyyy
This episode: The Conductor pecking gives up on life
Xander Mobus having fun for 21 minutes
The fact that this is the same voice actor as joker from P5 is amazing
WOW so many unused/unheard voice lines
15:01 ok
15:05 wait what
5:10
“Me train is in ruins and all the owls are heading to this here club **hiccup** well… **gulp** no point of being thirsty while I’m on the moon. ANOTHER ROUND BOYS!”
Where was this supposed to be played?
Probably a scrapped quote
Seal the deal DLC
it was supposed to be used in the scrapped chapter of "Trainwreck of science" , where train rush was originally a level that crashed the Conductor's train onto the moon. Dj Grooves used to own a club there, and that line is him supposed to be drinking at the bar in said club
"Show me yer aint no child"
but Hat Kid IS a child....
*what*
uhhhhhhhhhh!?
I think it was from the original idea that there was going to be a adult version of hat kid in the gamr
Xander Mobus is amazing
14:31 i think he is inhaling bird seed
14:41 I can’t be the myurrrrderrrurrrr! I’m the Conductorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*Looking cool Joker!*
Get it? Because Xander Mobus (Conductor) also voices the Persona 5 protagonist.
_THE WINNER IS..._
HAT KID!
Looking cool conductor!
Wait, if Joker kills master hand
Does that make it a suicide
the p5 protag and the super smash bros announcer sound different :^))
yeah and also satan from puyo puyo tetris
@@stardustsoul5582 _satan from puyo puyo tetris_
@@stardustsoul5582 forgot about that one
edit: and Terance T. Darby in jojo prt 3
Oof DJ Grooves probably disliked this
9:00 er... are you feeling okay? Should I call an ambulance?
Yeah, he's fine, he's just practicing his karate.
just before those noises he says "THIS ONE AINT RUBBER"
oh no
0:53 Its mah babeh
14:01 - ArRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrT
“YOU! GET OUT OF MY SET! I’M MAKING ARRRRRRRRRRRRRT HERE!”
"Ye betterrr nor be blowin up me trrrrain for rrrrrreal, it´s me baby!"
Me:
"THEN WHY WOULD YOU PUT A BOMB ON IT MORRRRRRON!!!!"
Lost it at 20:05
That's what a MURRRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRR would do
That suggests you’ve watched this entire thing through without leaving or checking any time stamps.
*Now THIS is real entertainment*
Mierrrrrrrrdaa
YES!! Thank you!! 8D
MuuRRRdeRRRReRRRRR
(I love that Voice)
MYURRRRRDERRRRERRRR
(6:39) “Kid...What have yee DONE?!?!
“You can’t mess about in me train, LET ALONE DETONATE IT!!!!!”
The way he pronounced murder supposed to start a meme but it didn't
At least it's a common joke among the Hat in Time community
If I could I’d make it my personal goal to make it a meme.
It probably would've started a meme if the game wasn't overshadowed
*I cant believe it! I look away for ONE SECOND*
3:37 is so funny to me. i’m imagining him in some dumb clubhouse and just saying that to every girl he sees.
12:49
It bothers me that these are slightly out of order.
Same.
I find it funny!
For those who think it's so funny that this guy swears by saying 'peck' and 'peck neck', imagine if every time he says peck/peck neck it's an actual curse (if he says peck, imagine he's saying the f-word). It's even more hilarious.
Someone make a mod
“IF I WANTED A BUNCH OF LITTLE SHITS DANCING ON DRUGS, HA, ID VISIT ME GRANDCHILDREN” (idk if drugs was the right word)
“I bet dj bitch won’t be able to make HALF of the movie we just made!”
“OH YOU NO GOOD DIRTY BITCH”
“What the fuck is wrong with ya!?”
“SO YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT TO SOLVE THE CASE!?”
makes more sense for peck neck to be "dipsh|t"
Drinking game: Take a shot every time the Conducter says peck/peck neck.
I’m dead on the floor from alcohol poisoning by the end of the video
@@cosmicsailor8733
Rest in Peace.
THIS ONE AIN'T RUBBER!
I love it when he said a a a a a a a a myerder on my owl express?!
Excellent! I hope you could make more. Maybe one with DJ Grooves' lines? Or the Mafia's? Or the badge salesman's?
I do plan on it
+Kaernak
Thanks very much!
Scottish Joker from Persona 5.
This reminds me of Scrooge mcduck
Maybe the “show me yer not a child” lines could relate to the old Adult Hat Kid in the game Files.
No, it was used in Train Rush before the movie plot was a thing.
Maybe referring to Timmy
this is the guy who made me realize I like Scottish accents 😅