You Are NOT The Father! DNA Reveal ASMR
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
- Tribute to the great Maury Povich as Dr. Andrew Michaels delivers the DNA test results to a young couple named Joseph and Mary on their way to take the Census. Please see the humor in this video and know it's a tribute to the great Maury Show "You are not the Father!" series of appearances that everyone loves.
Maury (originally titled The Maury Povich Show) is an American tabloid talk show hosted by Maury Povich, that originally aired in syndication. It premiered on September 9, 1991, and ended on September 8, 2022, with a total of 5,545 episodes over the course of 31 seasons.
Maury has dealt with a variety of issues across its 31 seasons, including-but not limited to-teenage pregnancy, sexual infidelity, paternity test results, uncommon illnesses, makeovers, "out of control" teenagers, transgender individuals, sperm theft, obese children, domestic violence, little people, bullying, molestation, rape, murder, child abuse, and unusual phobias. After the taping of these episodes, guests were often tracked for progress, both on air and on the Maury website.
Episodes featuring updates on past guests were periodically aired throughout the year. Guests either appeared in person or by video message updating Maury on their situations. At the end of every season, Maury performed a countdown of the top 10 most memorable guests of the year, with updates on each guest.
Povich, whose background prior to launching Maury was in major-market local news and tabloid journalism, treated each episode and story with the seriousness of a journalist, noting that despite the show's theatrics and entertainment elements, each story he covered involved real people and real-life consequences. He was especially proud of cases where men would own up to their paternity, get involved in their child's life, and reunite with the mother to form a stable nuclear family. Much of Povich's focus on paternity tests came from his steadfast belief in the virtues of the nuclear family and his stance that children were best served with both parents involved in the child's life.
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*Looks directly at the camera* "This is kind of disturbing." These fourth wall breaks are great.
Thank you so much for noticing, I am so glad you enjoyed my humor.
Imagine you had Party Poppers so when you read out the results, you could make it rain confetti in the moment.
Oh that would be funny
As soon as you said Joseph and mary i said " he did not!! " 😂 I knew instantly this was gonna be about jesus. 😂
You are the most talented person on youtube truely! Thank you for all the years of videos you have done! Keep up the amazing work! :)
😁 another satisfied customer! You are most welcome, my friend, enjoy.
Joseph and mary heh heh 😂 love it ❤
Only on this channel exclusively #tirarnation
Still rolling out the hits I see. Classic. Loved it as always!
Hey, glad you liked it, I do enjoy doing the comedy asmr bits.
Jesus Christ (literally?) the hot dog analogy almost killed me 😂
Glad you enjoyed it. 😊👍
I love the comedic asmr’s tirar. Hope all is well
This was fun to make I think it's a good one
I’ve been watching your videos for about 5 years, I cannot thank you enough for how much you’ve helped me sleep. I don’t understand why you don’t get more views, your asmr is amazing!
I'll make a comeback soon, my popularity comes and goes along with the views, youtube sucks, LOL. But, I appreciate you.
Well, it's difficult to compete with pretty young chicks. 🤔
The ASMR is fantastic. The problem is there are 1,000s upon 1,000s of simps who are so thirsty on these twenty year old chicks with just show b@@bs and say "hello, hello, hello" 257 times whilst doing finger flutters 😂
I will always love how you choose the most irreverent and nonsensical roleplay concepts. I love that you have lore and a universe but it's nice to have ASMR that can make me laugh sometimes too. Thanks for pushing the art form, Tirar. I mean that, genuinely. You're the only person I'd ever even remotely attempt to describe as "comedy-ASMR" and I just think that's neat!
You are so kind, and I am very honored, thank you.
As i watch you get older i cried
had a long week of ap testing. feels great to relax with a new video from you! love your style and humor so much
Welcome back and hope you aced your AP testing. Study hard, my friend.
You are so fun to watch! Listening to this as I work and I find it so relaxing❤
Glad you enjoyed it, have a wonderful weekend.
One of the most funny videos I’ve seen you do lol
Im absolutely copying this one day as a denon. This is hilarious 😂 I just love you.
You are more than welcome to do whatever with any ideas I have, ASMR is so subjective we all copy each other for favorite triggers and ideas. Go for it, my dear friend. 😊👍
Well Y9ur humor is my favorite 😅. Seriously love your personality. Thank you 😊
You remind me a little of John Goodman for some reason. Also this is funny and relaxing!
The most relaxing and relieving news 😂. Jokes aside it was always brutal seeing the "fathers" actually involved and then get the word they weren't the father ☹️.
Really awesome idea for a video too ❤ Hope youre doing well!
Glad you enjoyed it, big fan myself, Maury was the best.
that " yea bro " got me, lol. great video, doc
Glad you enjoyed, always good to hear from you my friend.
Brilliant as always
Thank you and good to see you.
Love the return of the intro!
Glad you like it, please enjoy.
Absolutely Amazing ASMR video,Tirar!!!😆😆😆😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Thank you 🤗, I know this one was unique and full of jokes.
@@TirarADeguello Welcome 🤗you are very hilarious
This is Hilarious Tirar! I love your videos😊
Thank you!
This intro with Atlantis music give me a remember of my child time about one dream that i have but i can not remember If i have. Very strange felling.
This was fantastic 😊😊😊
Hey, really glad you enjoyed it. Have a great weekend.
Your cleverness strikes again,N Im all here for it
enjoy #tirarnation 😊🫵
Hahaha! I love it Mike
Glad you liked it, thanks.
Wish you would do more of the myth readings and stuff with DJ magic mike those were the best!
Soon, I have some great ideas coming up in the near future. Stay tuned.
Yes finally I can celebrate Not A Father's Day! 🎉 Here's to ya Barney Stinson 😅
You are NOT the father!
I always wanted a Jerry Springer episode for his nativity. Then Jesus’ ministry as a reality show like Jersey Shore.
Probably some kind of heresy but it sounds hilarious.
‘We put 13 dudes together…..’
‘Our boy Jesus making water into WINE!! This party ain’t stawping!!’
‘Judas, what are your thoughts with Jesus sayin’ he’s the Messiah?’
Exactly, LMAO! #tirarnation
Tirar continues to make great videos with interesting topics.
Glad you like them!
i love your videos!!:))
So glad you enjoy them, I noticed you're uploading new videos again, I wish you the best of luck with your work.
Niche suggestion, but feature that metal pointer more. It really hits that feint but tingly sound.
yaaaay new tiar !!!
this helped reduce my migraine thank you
glad im not on the hook for this one whew
Your videos are always funny
You are so welcome, enjoy.
16:15 looking directly at the camera and saying that had me rolling
I hope you know I enjoyed that scene, and that moment as well, thank you for noticing.
Ive just discovered your channel right now and oh boy didnt saw so much creativity in a hell of a time
1000+ videos to watch, please subscribe and enjoy.
I think we've all had that scare at one point or another.
Oh you know it, LOL, good to see you Baron.
Thanks doc ❤
You are most welcome, please enjoy my friend.
Can you please make a playlist for your comedy videos?
czcams.com/play/PLPaxkwUjDDMIh7EyNXMO2ILjjj4mDY3C8.html this playlist has a lot of them in it.
Okay.....Doc just killed Hot Dogs for me. I will never be able to look at them the way it was.
Joseph makes a perfect son-in-law. He is a carpenter so he knows how to make a stable coffin for mum-in-law.
The coffin part is a plus, I will give you that, always handy having a tradesman around.
i got through 20 seconds then made popcorn and restarted 👀
🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤
really glad you enjoyed this one, let me know if you did.
@@TirarADeguello bravissimo mi amor 🤌
My goat has posted 🙏
100th comment, love the content!
Thank you, my friend
Thank god i dont have to pay childsupport. Could you do one where you talk about some random stuff. Perheps armish or antivax. and than take every other moment to reach over and adjust the camera.
working on it, I might do a live stream this weekend like this
First he revealed my deepest darkest secrets with a lie detector a couple of years ago now he’s telling me my child isn’t my child somebody stop this man
Would love to see another wire tap video!
studio.czcams.com/users/videosax5GcOV7zo/ and czcams.com/video/Q_kmsPaekVc/video.html I did two sequels to it. Thanks, hope you like them.
i miss you doc
I've always wondered if Dr. Andrew Michaels was an immaculate conception!🤔🤔Who was HIS father HMMM?🤨🤨He knows a little too much about this topic....
Just in case i was on my way to go get milk
and then he never came back?
8:15 "You were there!" took me out
We know someone was there, LOL! Glad you enjoyed it.
Lobster boy gonna get ya!
Lobster Boy is coming.....
*Reads Results*
*breaks it down and does a cool backflip*
"You are NOT the father!" LMAO!
Asmrs for everyone. But I would be quite surprised if my father started doing ASMR. 😂
My guess is he would be cosplaying Star Trek and Supernatural characters
Reminds me of that Family Guy scene where God is doing Mary and Joseph is downstairs listening to them go at it.
Oh wow, now that you say that, it is funny to think about with this video.
You’re the most unique asmrtist on here for real doc..I always enjoyed the flexibility in your content..ur the best 👏🏼👏🏼
Thank you so much 🤗
“Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus" God Bless you Tirar.
"Joseph, in the case of baby Jesus, you are NOT the father!" direct quote right there. Maury zero A.D.
Sabia que você me lembra a um vizinho que ele é calm e assim posso realizar o meu sonho de saber se ele é você e assim posso sim acreditar nele na realidade e assim é alemão.
Hey Tirar, what about "You are a goat from The Men Who Stare At Goats" 🐐 👀
that sounds like a fun idea I will think about it
It took me embarrassingly long to realize who this was about 😂
There are quite a few twists in this one, don't feel bad.
Lmao
Enjoy 😊👍
Him from that house again…
I will say, being a woman, at least I never have to worry about being the father…
Good one, LOL
What a relief.
(Just kidding I already have my kids)
You ARE the Father! LOL
Goddammit Joseph, this is why you're not one of the "wise" men...
Yep, he is definitely not one of the wise men in this story, LMAO!
Insert Maury meme here
Big fan of Maury I loved his show and the whole "You are not the father" series.
Maury ASMR
Yes, I adjusted the Thumbnail, "Maury ASMR" Love that guy!
SHE'S 14???????
Joseph is vey dumb… poor guy! 😂
the drinking helps but yeah, he needs to get over this hump
Well, of course i'm not the father, i'm a 31 y-o virging, what are you talking about? Are you expecting me to pay money for this scam?
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, just ask Mary.
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