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"Nah we don't have any Chinese, all we have left is a white dude." Underrated opening line.
Bro I didn't even notice until I read this😂😂😂
Most underrated Of All Time.
I mean, if I had infinite uh, *m e a t* I'd eat it too
That aint a cigar cutter, thats a snip-a-tip
Sounds like a Fallout item
We need a follow up where cigar guy has “it keeps growing back” playing on repeat in his head and finally finds out what “it” is but we don’t get to know
Either a wart or a mole?🤔
"it keeps growing back" was honestly a genius line there instead of just dead silence
What did he mean by that tho? I am confused
@vinayak shirahattiyou’re too young 💀
I’m left with so many more questions than answers…
me too but go knights go
Me too, even though I read the explanation, I'm still confused.
the punchline is they're vampires. it explains everything if you think about it
Am I stupid or does this not make any sense? 😭 can you please explain?
@emalsinoel i believe that this is a reference to a silly "theory" about The Room, I know about it from Fact Fiend but can't remember if that's where it comes from
@Leon its the chinese white dude joke, probably
The casual cannibalism conversation at the beginning 💀
Had no choice but to like it was at 666
Possibly at the end too
@foolish intellectual6 minutes ago 🤣
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?! RESPECT HIS CHOICE!
bro doesn't need a Oscar he needs a iron
Bro actually let his intrusive thoughts win
“It keeps growing back” after talking about eating peopleUnlimited food hack
Might be a bit chewy tbh
@foldingchablelike the kalamari tentacle ring instead of the entire peice
ik im stupid but whats the joke
When I was like 13 my uncle told me it was used at my brist lol. He then cut a cigar, and I almost passed out. He was a funny guy. I miss him dearly.
Wtf is a brist?
@Sean Andrews bris * it’s a jewish circumcision ceremony
@Arlo Dunton that just can’t be true lol
A casual conversation between two beings outside of humanity.
This man never misses
You guys gotta stop saying this. We all know
Yea, not with the cigar cutter or the shorts
Fr he dont xD
Only when he's cutting it off
Bro this is family guy type humor🗿
And this is why you keep your shit away from roommates' grubby hands
“It keeps growing back.” Bro must be Deadpool 💀Edit: This comment section shall be reorganized! Into the first! Galactic! Empire! For a safe, and secure, CZcams!
Dats wat we said to the boys if they don't sit still during the procedure...... and we gonna comeback again next week.😅
I know a guy that had his grow back
plottwist: Deadpool is the white dude that they're cannibalizing.
for the innocent people who have never watched al before, hes talking about his foreskin.
Could just be a plant
Foreskin does not grow back
the two monsters under my bed discovering one of them is uncircumcised
why do ppl get circumcised
@painfulMostly culture/religion, but it also lessen the risk of several illness/infection
@Yanni Karina ??????bruh if its an open wound it has a higher chance of infection…
@painful obviously the effect is after it healed
I'm convinced this two dudes are vampires, which would explain how it grows back
"it keeps growing back""WHAT, WHAT KEEPS GROWING BACK?!"
"It Keeps Growing Back" Bro Got That Axolotl DNA 🧬Edit : HOLY SH!T 13K LIKES!? DAYUM!?!!? TSYM PEOPLETBH IM JUST DUMBFOUNDED HOW I GOT THIS MANY LIKES 😭
Or its just a plant
Imma need that
I use it as nail clippers
I can relate! I hate when my hair grows too long and I have to cut it myself!
The amount of upset when he says "It keeps growing back" is impressive
The fact that they eat people, but draw the line at "cross contamination" is SO funny
Priperly prepared meat from a healthy individual won't hurt you, unlike some bacteria..
canablisim is a very dangerous meal health wise so if they're this calm then they must be very thorough
@Mr Anderson no, it is not. Just avoid some organs, mainly brain
@Mr Andersonit's actually very healthy if you pick a healthy person. it's a really lean low-calorie meat, tastes like pork (without all the fat that would come with pork), it's not too hard but not as soft as cow or pork. since it's from the same species as you, your body can absorb a great amount of nutrients in that meat, already broken down for you. so yeah, it's healthy, but don't do that, it's not ethical
When you try getting bottom surgery but you have healing factor
"It keeps growing back" makes me question a lot of things
The disgusted gargle I let out was a whole new sound for me 😭
This is peak comedy
Same i sounded like a fucking demon👹😭
the soft "it keeps growing back" got me 💀
I have no idea why but I died for a few minutes at “it keeps growing back”
"it keeps growing back" 😂
Bro’s Deadpool 💀
If only that were true!
@AK 565 cut it like a paper slinkey to make it extendable
You regrow every part that you eat
@Szeth So I'm deadpool now? Let's goo
Bro i thought he was smoking a shotgun shell for a second lmao
Bro has the Deadpool healing factor💀
I honestly can’t decide if he’s talking about the foreskin or the whole damn thingEdit: Damn 10k!Edit 2: bro this comment is too stupid for 20k
Does it matter? Afterall, "it keeps groing back..."
No one here thinks hair
@W Abchis hair is pretty long in the video bro 💀
@Nissan Succ it keeps growing back
Can someone show this man to a barber
Plot twist: he meant cutting his hair
This dude has more plot twists than a bag of Twizzlers in a cemetery.
I scrolled down and reread it in my head and spat out my water. I had to cone back and see if i heard it right 😭
why is it in a sematary?
What the hell
What does that even mean? 😭
When I tell you my heart stopped as soon as he said “it keeps growing back”
Alternate title: “if Deadpool was trans”
The Chinese bit is almost funnier than the punchline
"It keeps growing back" is actually about this beard
Others might say it's gross to light up your cigar with a gas lighter.
I clicked on this thinking “what on Earth could Al possibly do with a cigar cutter?” Cross contamination was all I needed to hear💀
Al is just too good
i don't get it
I am no genius but it was quite apparent that it was going to be something penis-related because a cigar looks like one.
@kris rap It simply did not occur to me until I heard the words “cross contamination.”
Bro is Wolverine 💀💀
Bro needs to let that broad go 😭
Dawg, this man is my Spirit animal.
If I was a man, Al would be me.
the pain in his voice when he said," It keeps growing back"
Truly a modern Prometheus
For anyone who doesn’t get it, the other guy is using the cigar cutter to remove his foreskin which for some reason keeps growing back. Also there was a cannibalism joke in the beginning.
Wait , you can do that?
Punchline genuinely made me wheeze
Hands down my favorite video of yours so far, made me manually breath there for a minute 👌 well done
It’s gross…but I can confirm it is a necessity in every modern household.
What is it?
WHAT IS IT
WHAT THE HELL IS IT FOR MAN!
GODDAMN IT! WHAT IS IT DAMN YOU
i NEED to know
He has a cigar cutter but lights his cigar with an octane lighter
You come in with questions and you leave with an unholy amount of more questions
"It keeps growing back" is such a Peter Griffin line 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg it really is
Bros humour is on another level 💀
The forbidden Circumscissors
White dude line is the real MVP here
“It keeps growing back”💀
everything about this is perfect
Bro is legend in twist.I love that
👦-“Wait can mine do that?”Next day👧-“it doesn’t work”
Nah it got me really good when he said "it keeps growing back" like wth 💀💀💀💀
Let it grow. I use mine to hide cool rocks I find whenever I go for a walk!
oh, you are an otter?
LET WHAT GROW😰😰😰
@~ll V i c t o r i a ll~4skin 😂
Okay. That’s the first time in a while a short has made me belly laugh 😂
I bet his barber hates him
Had me thinking twice what’s growing back..
What is it
@cc12_no. That does not grow back. It has to be a skin tag, a mole, or a wart. Probably talking about genital warts, if you want to go that route.
@Need2ConnectJesus fucking christ that's the jokeForeskin isnt suprised to grow back, but his is, that's the fucking jokeThe fact so many people dont understand how jokes work is fucking nutsHe says "it keeps growing back" obviously talking about something *not meant to grow back*Is it that hard to comprehend.
“it kreps growing back😭” got me on the floor
i love the subversion of expectationsturned into a fucking body horror plot
Fun fact: Don’t pull on the cigar as you’re lighting it, it’ll bring the flame into the cigar and “cook” the tobacco inside, thus creating a “burnt” flavour profile (and yes I’m aware it’s burning tobacco 😂) Better to light it first, then pull
Thanks, this will be useful for when I never smoke
at least this way you can be a snob for the ones you see doing it 🤣@El Mehdi
This isn’t entiiirely true. You should toast the foot first, then you have the *option* of toasting it more in your mouth if it’s having trouble keeping the Cherry warm
The sad "it keeps growing back" is the perfect cherry on top
It's okay guys, he's talking about Lizard tails
This joke has 6 different levels and they all are in harmony
As a circumcised guy, can confirm it grows back and we have to cut every month
How tragic it must be being from america.
Oh, I thought it was gonna go the guillotine route-
This man never fails to make us question ourselves
"It keeps growing back🥲" BRO💀💀💀
I don't need sleep, i need answers
This might be one of the only ones that made me physically reel back after the punchline.
“It keeps growing back”☠️☠️☠️
Dude there’s definitely times we’re I look at my cigar cutter and the intrusive thoughts start creeping in. Thank god I’m not the only one 😂😂
Yeah really 😂😂
I wish the line was "it always grows back thicker" this line is gold.
Buddy is lowki a Super Saiyan
No, would be a Namekian. Saiyans don't and cant grow back limbs/appendages. And it's spelt "lowkey". I get you're a child but I'm just correcting you so you know moving forward!
That ain't a plot twist. That's a plot ADDITION
As a trans woman, I relate.
As a gender fluid, i relate multiple times.
@Mássimo Lucciani Prændi is that some sort of drink?
@Cactilainen Yeah, the one your mother loves :D
He needs an iron more than he needs cigars
"It keeps growin' back" what tf are u wolverine or something???
The fact he keeps trimming it is so respectable. Bro don't wanna disadvantage anybody
"It keeps growing back"💀
For people who didn't get the line : he uses it to cut his ding dong above his ping-pong so that it doesn't overgrow and look like a GONG 🗿 im proud
How’s everyone doing
Doin good how bout you
Life’s going very well. I recently got married and couldn’t be happier
I’m sick rn, but making huge progress on the design of my apartment. Tomorrow I’m gonna piss builders off since I’m changing the same door multiple times
For those who dont know. A penis can be circumsized or uncircumcised the circumsized is the normal one but the uncircumcised is like a cover so it sometimes grow to the top so u need to cut it
plot twist, he was talking about his fingernails
The only twist I partially foresaw
together with the nipples, it is one of the few tissues in the adult human body that can grow back if you leave a bit of it. it all depends on the exercise
The funny thing is we have probably all thought about that potential use of a cigar cutter.
this man is deadpool but just in one area
Damn Al, you're a real one for smoking cigars
I had to watch this 3 times cuz I kept trying to read the band on the cigar
Those were devastating words😂
Can we just take a few steps back to talk about that CANNIBALISM comment💀
By far the most cursed video i have seen of his to date