cigar cutter


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  • For deez.
    For deez. Před 22 dny +92435

    "Nah we don't have any Chinese, all we have left is a white dude." Underrated opening line.

    • Kaden Wegner
      Kaden Wegner Před 22 dny +330

      Bro I didn't even notice until I read this😂😂😂

    • Dee Edwards
      Dee Edwards Před 22 dny +76

      Most underrated Of All Time.

    • Divyesh Mehta
      Divyesh Mehta Před 22 dny +26


    • Seabass
      Seabass Před 22 dny +29

      I mean, if I had infinite uh, *m e a t* I'd eat it too

  • Barnabás Hankó
    Barnabás Hankó Před 15 dny +4911

    That aint a cigar cutter, thats a snip-a-tip

  • xEvilx PwNeR
    xEvilx PwNeR Před 18 dny +8943

    We need a follow up where cigar guy has “it keeps growing back” playing on repeat in his head and finally finds out what “it” is but we don’t get to know

  • Vik
    Vik Před 22 dny +34673

    "it keeps growing back" was honestly a genius line there instead of just dead silence

  • waifu02
    waifu02 Před 19 dny +1405

    I’m left with so many more questions than answers…

    • Venin
      Venin Před 9 dny +9

      me too but go knights go

    • Zagh Yang
      Zagh Yang Před dnem +2

      Me too, even though I read the explanation, I'm still confused.

  • Crispy and Spicy
    Crispy and Spicy Před 15 dny +851

    the punchline is they're vampires. it explains everything if you think about it

    • T23
      T23 Před 8 dny +3


    • Leon
      Leon Před 8 dny +29

      Am I stupid or does this not make any sense? 😭 can you please explain?

    • Obnoxas
      Obnoxas Před 8 dny +11

      ​@emalsinoel i believe that this is a reference to a silly "theory" about The Room, I know about it from Fact Fiend but can't remember if that's where it comes from

    • Dave W
      Dave W Před 8 dny +2

      @Leon its the chinese white dude joke, probably

  • MChensavasdijai
    MChensavasdijai Před 22 dny +24956

    The casual cannibalism conversation at the beginning 💀

  • Alex
    Alex Před 9 dny +59

    bro doesn't need a Oscar he needs a iron

  • ignorant tax5
    ignorant tax5 Před 12 dny +45

    Bro actually let his intrusive thoughts win

  • Kyze
    Kyze Před 22 dny +10379

    “It keeps growing back” after talking about eating people
    Unlimited food hack

    • foldingchable
      foldingchable Před 22 dny +95

      Might be a bit chewy tbh

    • Digi Guy 4
      Digi Guy 4 Před 22 dny +61

      @foldingchablelike the kalamari tentacle ring instead of the entire peice

    • Bacon Nuggets
      Bacon Nuggets Před 22 dny +11

      ik im stupid but whats the joke

  • Joe T.
    Joe T. Před 17 dny +35

    When I was like 13 my uncle told me it was used at my brist lol. He then cut a cigar, and I almost passed out. He was a funny guy. I miss him dearly.

    • Sean Andrews
      Sean Andrews Před 4 dny +3

      Wtf is a brist?

    • Arlo Dunton
      Arlo Dunton Před dnem

      @Sean Andrews bris * it’s a jewish circumcision ceremony

    • Sean Andrews
      Sean Andrews Před dnem

      @Arlo Dunton that just can’t be true lol

  • Nate C
    Nate C Před 14 dny +17

    A casual conversation between two beings outside of humanity.

  • Julian
    Julian Před 22 dny +10446

    This man never misses

    • Drake
      Drake Před 22 dny +19

      You guys gotta stop saying this. We all know

    • TheGoober
      TheGoober Před 22 dny +3

      Yea, not with the cigar cutter or the shorts

    • Tavian Gunther
      Tavian Gunther Před 22 dny +2

      Fr he dont xD

    • Radosław Badurski
      Radosław Badurski Před 22 dny +2

      Only when he's cutting it off

  • paulo orea
    paulo orea Před 13 dny +4

    Bro this is family guy type humor🗿

  • Jbrew123
    Jbrew123 Před 18 dny +11

    And this is why you keep your shit away from roommates' grubby hands

  • Andrew
    Andrew Před 22 dny +31132

    “It keeps growing back.” Bro must be Deadpool 💀
    Edit: This comment section shall be reorganized! Into the first! Galactic! Empire! For a safe, and secure, CZcams!

    • Princess Solace
      Princess Solace Před 22 dny +203

      Dats wat we said to the boys if they don't sit still during the procedure...... and we gonna comeback again next week.😅

    • Jacob Wozniak
      Jacob Wozniak Před 22 dny +37


    • SaturdaySupreme
      SaturdaySupreme Před 22 dny +44

      wolverine ass

    • Corvo Attano
      Corvo Attano Před 22 dny +32

      I know a guy that had his grow back

    • Noodles4Anime
      Noodles4Anime Před 22 dny +55

      plottwist: Deadpool is the white dude that they're cannibalizing.

  • bone man
    bone man Před 10 dny +63

    for the innocent people who have never watched al before, hes talking about his foreskin.

  • Maxx Lehr
    Maxx Lehr Před 22 dny +2721

    the two monsters under my bed discovering one of them is uncircumcised

    • Aardvarkianlord
      Aardvarkianlord Před 17 dny +4


    • painful
      painful Před 12 dny +2

      why do ppl get circumcised

    • Yanni Karina
      Yanni Karina Před 12 dny +10

      ​@painfulMostly culture/religion, but it also lessen the risk of several illness/infection

    • painful
      painful Před 12 dny +2

      @Yanni Karina ??????bruh if its an open wound it has a higher chance of infection…

    • Yanni Karina
      Yanni Karina Před 12 dny +1

      @painful obviously the effect is after it healed

  • Jim Kas
    Jim Kas Před 4 dny +4

    I'm convinced this two dudes are vampires, which would explain how it grows back

  • Ethan
    Ethan Před 16 dny +1

    "it keeps growing back"

  • Astro
    Astro Před 21 dnem +13211

    "It Keeps Growing Back" Bro Got That Axolotl DNA 🧬

  • bananaGamer2000
    bananaGamer2000 Před 15 dny +2

    I can relate! I hate when my hair grows too long and I have to cut it myself!

  • RubyBlue 2005
    RubyBlue 2005 Před 2 dny

    The amount of upset when he says "It keeps growing back" is impressive

  • Jude Sparks
    Jude Sparks Před 22 dny +3620

    The fact that they eat people, but draw the line at "cross contamination" is SO funny

    • Burning Shine
      Burning Shine Před 19 dny +27

      Priperly prepared meat from a healthy individual won't hurt you, unlike some bacteria..

    • Mr Anderson
      Mr Anderson Před 14 dny +15

      canablisim is a very dangerous meal health wise so if they're this calm then they must be very thorough

    • Burning Shine
      Burning Shine Před 14 dny +11

      @Mr Anderson no, it is not. Just avoid some organs, mainly brain

    • Rashnu
      Rashnu Před 13 dny +10

      ​@Mr Andersonit's actually very healthy if you pick a healthy person. it's a really lean low-calorie meat, tastes like pork (without all the fat that would come with pork), it's not too hard but not as soft as cow or pork. since it's from the same species as you, your body can absorb a great amount of nutrients in that meat, already broken down for you. so yeah, it's healthy, but don't do that, it's not ethical

  • Seth
    Seth Před 13 dny

    When you try getting bottom surgery but you have healing factor

  • Hezrou Dhiaga
    Hezrou Dhiaga Před 7 dny

    "It keeps growing back" makes me question a lot of things

  • Max Rain
    Max Rain Před 21 dnem +5180

    The disgusted gargle I let out was a whole new sound for me 😭

  • Rapter ZER0
    Rapter ZER0 Před 17 dny

    the soft "it keeps growing back" got me 💀

  • speaky dooman
    speaky dooman Před 18 dny

    I have no idea why but I died for a few minutes at “it keeps growing back”

  • hat_CBW
    hat_CBW Před 22 dny +4382

    "it keeps growing back" 😂

    • Andrew
      Andrew Před 22 dny +9

      Bro’s Deadpool 💀

    • AK 565
      AK 565 Před 22 dny +4

      If only that were true!

    • thea end
      thea end Před 22 dny +6

      ​@AK 565 cut it like a paper slinkey to make it extendable

    • Szeth
      Szeth Před 22 dny

      You regrow every part that you eat

    • thea end
      thea end Před 22 dny

      @Szeth So I'm deadpool now? Let's goo

  • Thomas Ellsworth
    Thomas Ellsworth Před 17 dny +2

    Bro i thought he was smoking a shotgun shell for a second lmao

  • Eucryptite_Edits
    Eucryptite_Edits Před 5 dny

    Bro has the Deadpool healing factor💀

  • Jeff Merrick
    Jeff Merrick Před 22 dny +23640

    I honestly can’t decide if he’s talking about the foreskin or the whole damn thing
    Edit: Damn 10k!
    Edit 2: bro this comment is too stupid for 20k

    • Redbeard 🌵
      Redbeard 🌵 Před 22 dny +1771

      Does it matter? Afterall, "it keeps groing back..."

    • W Abc
      W Abc Před 22 dny +586

      No one here thinks hair

    • Nissan Succ
      Nissan Succ Před 22 dny +289

      @W Abchis hair is pretty long in the video bro 💀

    • BJP
      BJP Před 22 dny +219

      ​@Nissan Succ it keeps growing back

  • Oliver Sealey
    Oliver Sealey Před 9 dny

    Can someone show this man to a barber

  • kk
    kk Před 14 dny +1

    Plot twist: he meant cutting his hair

  • MaineSoFrat
    MaineSoFrat Před 21 dnem +572

    This dude has more plot twists than a bag of Twizzlers in a cemetery.

  • Chickens Rule
    Chickens Rule Před 3 dny

    When I tell you my heart stopped as soon as he said “it keeps growing back”

  • JnL
    JnL Před 16 dny

    Alternate title: “if Deadpool was trans”

  • Lava Shark and Boy Girl
    Lava Shark and Boy Girl Před 22 dny +425

    The Chinese bit is almost funnier than the punchline

    DOKTORPUSZ Před 13 dny

    "It keeps growing back" is actually about this beard

  • Ano Nymous
    Ano Nymous Před 9 dny

    Others might say it's gross to light up your cigar with a gas lighter.

  • Anish Lahiri
    Anish Lahiri Před 22 dny +950

    I clicked on this thinking “what on Earth could Al possibly do with a cigar cutter?” Cross contamination was all I needed to hear💀

    • AmgadPro
      AmgadPro Před 21 dnem +2

      Al is just too good

    • eb be
      eb be Před 21 dnem +3

      i don't get it

    • kris rap
      kris rap Před 21 dnem +6

      I am no genius but it was quite apparent that it was going to be something penis-related because a cigar looks like one.

    • Anish Lahiri
      Anish Lahiri Před 20 dny +3

      @kris rap It simply did not occur to me until I heard the words “cross contamination.”

  • gio .
    gio . Před 9 dny +1

    Bro is Wolverine 💀💀

  • you pretentious mf
    you pretentious mf Před 17 dny

    Bro needs to let that broad go 😭

  • Necrolight
    Necrolight Před 22 dny +645

    Dawg, this man is my Spirit animal.

  • TotallyNotLog
    TotallyNotLog Před 16 dny

    the pain in his voice when he said," It keeps growing back"

  • X
    X Před 8 dny

    Truly a modern Prometheus

  • RentingTrash
    RentingTrash Před 22 dny +989

    For anyone who doesn’t get it, the other guy is using the cigar cutter to remove his foreskin which for some reason keeps growing back. Also there was a cannibalism joke in the beginning.

  • YTuser45
    YTuser45 Před 8 dny

    Punchline genuinely made me wheeze

  • Corbin Bollschweiler
    Corbin Bollschweiler Před 15 dny

    Hands down my favorite video of yours so far, made me manually breath there for a minute 👌 well done

  • Elijah G.
    Elijah G. Před 22 dny +879

    It’s gross…but I can confirm it is a necessity in every modern household.

  • Xavier
    Xavier Před 7 dny

    He has a cigar cutter but lights his cigar with an octane lighter

  • TheMythTheLegeACORN
    TheMythTheLegeACORN Před 2 dny

    You come in with questions and you leave with an unholy amount of more questions

  • Snow Johnson
    Snow Johnson Před 21 dnem +66

    "It keeps growing back" is such a Peter Griffin line 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Night Fury
    Night Fury Před 17 dny

    Bros humour is on another level 💀

  • AWSMcube
    AWSMcube Před 18 dny +1

    The forbidden Circumscissors

  • A
    A Před 22 dny +37

    White dude line is the real MVP here

  • Hi
    Hi Před 14 dny

    “It keeps growing back”💀

  • Andrew R.
    Andrew R. Před 14 dny

    everything about this is perfect

  • Iambhariav
    Iambhariav Před 22 dny +50

    Bro is legend in twist.
    I love that

  • DJcrafter2067
    DJcrafter2067 Před 9 dny

    👦-“Wait can mine do that?”
    Next day
    👧-“it doesn’t work”

  • Tase Adrian
    Tase Adrian Před 16 dny

    Nah it got me really good when he said "it keeps growing back" like wth 💀💀💀💀

  • Quavo
    Quavo Před 21 dnem +85

    Let it grow. I use mine to hide cool rocks I find whenever I go for a walk!

  • yaboijory
    yaboijory Před 13 dny

    Okay. That’s the first time in a while a short has made me belly laugh 😂

  • Edwin Duncan
    Edwin Duncan Před 17 dny

    I bet his barber hates him

  • ShadowKing22222
    ShadowKing22222 Před 22 dny +126

    Had me thinking twice what’s growing back..

    • Dhruv
      Dhruv Před 17 dny +3

      What is it

    • cc12_
      cc12_ Před 16 dny


    • Need2Connect
      Need2Connect Před 13 dny

      @cc12_no. That does not grow back. It has to be a skin tag, a mole, or a wart. Probably talking about genital warts, if you want to go that route.

    • Ingbenn
      Ingbenn Před 12 dny

      ​​@Need2ConnectJesus fucking christ that's the joke
      Foreskin isnt suprised to grow back, but his is, that's the fucking joke
      The fact so many people dont understand how jokes work is fucking nuts
      He says "it keeps growing back" obviously talking about something *not meant to grow back*
      Is it that hard to comprehend.

  • Josua Krklec
    Josua Krklec Před 5 dny

    “it kreps growing back😭” got me on the floor

  • asdf
    asdf Před 18 dny

    i love the subversion of expectations
    turned into a fucking body horror plot

  • sageer
    sageer Před 22 dny +122

    Fun fact:
    Don’t pull on the cigar as you’re lighting it, it’ll bring the flame into the cigar and “cook” the tobacco inside, thus creating a “burnt” flavour profile (and yes I’m aware it’s burning tobacco 😂)
    Better to light it first, then pull

    • The Unholy Banana
      The Unholy Banana Před 21 dnem


    • El Mehdi
      El Mehdi Před 17 dny +8

      Thanks, this will be useful for when I never smoke

    • sageer
      sageer Před 16 dny +10

      at least this way you can be a snob for the ones you see doing it 🤣@El Mehdi

    • Tristan Welch
      Tristan Welch Před 14 dny

      This isn’t entiiirely true. You should toast the foot first, then you have the *option* of toasting it more in your mouth if it’s having trouble keeping the Cherry warm

  • My
    My Před 2 dny

    The sad "it keeps growing back" is the perfect cherry on top

  • Gapple173
    Gapple173 Před 11 dny

    It's okay guys, he's talking about Lizard tails

  • Justice
    Justice Před 21 dnem +14

    This joke has 6 different levels and they all are in harmony

  • Dzrian
    Dzrian Před 14 dny

    As a circumcised guy, can confirm it grows back and we have to cut every month

    • Ingbenn
      Ingbenn Před 12 dny

      How tragic it must be being from america.

  • Wolfydawolf
    Wolfydawolf Před 15 dny

    Oh, I thought it was gonna go the guillotine route-

  • Olivia Rose
    Olivia Rose Před 22 dny +114

    This man never fails to make us question ourselves

  • BlackSwift
    BlackSwift Před 16 dny

    "It keeps growing back🥲" BRO💀💀💀

  • Tina Š.
    Tina Š. Před 7 dny

    I don't need sleep, i need answers

  • Vivi 13
    Vivi 13 Před 22 dny +94

    This might be one of the only ones that made me physically reel back after the punchline.

  • Vaktare
    Vaktare  Před 14 dny

    “It keeps growing back”☠️☠️☠️

  • Arturo M.
    Arturo M. Před 22 dny +203

    Dude there’s definitely times we’re I look at my cigar cutter and the intrusive thoughts start creeping in. Thank god I’m not the only one 😂😂

  • NEO3N
    NEO3N Před 14 dny

    I wish the line was "it always grows back thicker" this line is gold.

  • Silent Pilot
    Silent Pilot Před 21 dnem +29

    Buddy is lowki a Super Saiyan

    • gdkjay300
      gdkjay300 Před 12 dny +1

      No, would be a Namekian. Saiyans don't and cant grow back limbs/appendages. And it's spelt "lowkey". I get you're a child but I'm just correcting you so you know moving forward!

    • The Rizzler
      The Rizzler Před 12 dny


  • The steam
    The steam Před 15 dny

    That ain't a plot twist. That's a plot ADDITION

  • MJ
    MJ Před 15 dny +2

    As a trans woman, I relate.

  • Adam Alvarez
    Adam Alvarez Před 10 dny

    He needs an iron more than he needs cigars

  • Indrajit Konar
    Indrajit Konar Před 18 dny +1

    "It keeps growin' back" what tf are u wolverine or something???

  • KnightGaming
    KnightGaming Před 22 dny +20

    The fact he keeps trimming it is so respectable. Bro don't wanna disadvantage anybody

  • ASMR Café
    ASMR Café Před 10 dny

    "It keeps growing back"💀

  • x73 prototype
    x73 prototype Před 9 dny

    For people who didn't get the line : he uses it to cut his ding dong above his ping-pong so that it doesn't overgrow and look like a GONG 🗿 im proud

  • Korinthebin
    Korinthebin Před 22 dny +44

    How’s everyone doing

    • Markus Alonso
      Markus Alonso Před 22 dny +6

      Doin good how bout you

    • Fuglarg
      Fuglarg  Před 22 dny +5


    • EXP Sanity
      EXP Sanity Před 22 dny +3


    • Fredsuper6
      Fredsuper6 Před 22 dny +18

      Life’s going very well. I recently got married and couldn’t be happier

    • Al1sa
      Al1sa Před 22 dny +4

      I’m sick rn, but making huge progress on the design of my apartment. Tomorrow I’m gonna piss builders off since I’m changing the same door multiple times

  • nigga
    nigga Před 7 dny

    For those who dont know. A penis can be circumsized or uncircumcised the circumsized is the normal one but the uncircumcised is like a cover so it sometimes grow to the top so u need to cut it

  • Christopher DeVries
    Christopher DeVries Před 17 dny

    plot twist, he was talking about his fingernails

  • The Gyro Barqus Show
    The Gyro Barqus Show Před 21 dnem +11

    The only twist I partially foresaw

    • Gabriel Bernard
      Gabriel Bernard Před 17 dny +1

      together with the nipples, it is one of the few tissues in the adult human body that can grow back if you leave a bit of it. it all depends on the exercise

  • okay nope
    okay nope Před 15 dny

    The funny thing is we have probably all thought about that potential use of a cigar cutter.

  • Sunthi Souphom
    Sunthi Souphom Před 13 dny

    this man is deadpool but just in one area

  • TMP
    TMP Před 22 dny +16

    Damn Al, you're a real one for smoking cigars

  • Dante Smith
    Dante Smith Před 18 dny

    I had to watch this 3 times cuz I kept trying to read the band on the cigar

  • Arthur Phulusa
    Arthur Phulusa Před 13 dny

    Those were devastating words😂

  • Rose_Velvet
    Rose_Velvet Před 21 dnem +6

    Can we just take a few steps back to talk about that CANNIBALISM comment💀

  • sherk
    sherk Před 3 dny

    By far the most cursed video i have seen of his to date